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PENZA: Clear!
(DEFIBRILLATOR CHARGING)
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Charging. Clear!
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(MONITOR FLATLINING)
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, I'm calling it.
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Time of death, 8:32.
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(SOMBER SONG PLAYING)
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Hello, Diana.
Shall we?
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LV tear's within
a zone of fresh
tissue necrosis,
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implicating recent
myocardial infarction
as the instigating event.
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Unfortunately,
the medical records
show that Dr. Penza
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never suspected
heart disease,
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instead, giving steroids
for an erroneous diagnosis
of asthma,
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thereby causing
the fatal tear.
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I suggest
these findings warrant
further investigation
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into Dr. Penza's
standard of care
for this patient,
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making this my third
such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.
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Concluding autopsy
with examination
of the brain.
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Dr. Treiber?
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I'm cold.
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(TIRES SCREECHING lN DISTANCE)
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(GRUNTING)
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Yes, it's mine.
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And, yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.
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And, no, I don't care
that I parked in
a handicap spot.
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"Staring death in the face
has changed my life."
What a cliché.
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The cliché is to lead
a more meaningful life.
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I've taken a holy vow
to lead a less
meaningful one.
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I've spent my life
caring, giving,
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and searching
for the profound.
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Now it's time for
selfishness, indifference,
and embracing the shallow.
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(HORN HONKING CONTINUOUSLY)
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(CHIRPS)
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(HONKING STOPS)
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Your scan's
in three days.
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Tell me this isn't
just you killing time
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until you find out
if your cancer's gonna
kill it for you?
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I just paid $75,000
for a ridiculously
impractical car,
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the depth
of shallowness.
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And tomorrow,
I'm driving it to Cleveland
to meet my boyhood crush.
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The years have
not been kind
to David Cassidy.
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Julie Christie,
Doctor Zhivago, Shampoo.
I was precocious.
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She's opening some kind
of charity animal clinic,
or something.
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I'm neglecting my patients
to fulfill a silly fantasy.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Textbook selfishness
and indifference.
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Or you've made sure
that your patients
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are well covered,
the car is a rental,
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and while waiting to get
Julie Christie's autograph,
you'll adopt a puppy.
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I don't even care whether
you believe me or not.
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Indifference.
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He tried to cut open
his own skull.
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Head CT and tox screen
were clean.
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Interesting.
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Cotard delusion.
Also known as
Walking Corpse Syndrome.
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A disconnect
in the amygdala
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convinces you that
you're secretly dead.
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Case solved,
rendering it...
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What's the past tense
of "interesting"?
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No prior history
of mental illness,
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and before you say
it was caused by antivirals,
I've already ruled that out.
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Plus Cotard's doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.
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Also, Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.
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He trusts your work.
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Treiber's the patient?
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(COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING)
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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?
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CHI: How's Wilson doing?
Wilson's scan is
at the end of the week.
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If his kickass chemo
shrunk the tumor
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to an operable size,
he'll live.
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If it didn't, he'll die.
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That must be very hard.
Is there anything
we can do?
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Other than
the prayer circle,
what is there?
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Patient's AST is high.
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Psychosis
could be brought on
by liver failure.
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Maybe Hep C?
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Bilirubin and
serum protein levels
were normal.
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It doesn't
explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.
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I don't hate him,
he hates me.
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He hates all doctors.
And it's mutual.
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He only hates
the ones that screw up.
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And you.
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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds
their mistakes.
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Mistakes are a wee
bit easier to find
on a dead patient.
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A distinction he fails
to recognize. He's a rat.
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Who makes the hospital
a safer place
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by keeping
doctors accountable
and focused.
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What if he got something
from a cadaver?
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He handles a lot of them.
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You suggesting
we DDx them all?
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No, just his last one.
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She had bad knees.
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If she used
dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain,
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current from the defibrillator
could've converted it
to dimethyl sulfate.
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When Treiber cut into her,
her blood released
toxic fumes.
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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.
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Well, gas would've
dissipated quickly.
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His lungs are fine.
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Blood clots
make more sense.
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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,
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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
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You two look for
toxic exposure.
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Adams, you can
help Chase ultrasound
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his evil nemesis
for evil clots.
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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,
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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?
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Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.
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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask
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if House actually
ordered this test.
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Don't worry,
we're simply carrying out
his direct orders.
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Right, I forgot.
That's what you
were hired to do.
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Which is fine.
His diagnostic
error metric is.17,
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compared to
the hospital average of.32.
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You actually think
you can quantify the value
of every doctor?
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Someone should.
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And since
I'm the only one
who sees everything...
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Right. You were
hired to diagnose people
after they're already dead.
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No sign of
stenosis or clots.
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Every doctor,
every diagnosis,
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every treatment,
every result.
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It's pretty impressive.
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It's pretty Orwellian.
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All written in
his secret code.
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He has to keep it
confidential.
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Just like the
Wannsee Conference?
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The Big Brother metaphor
wasn't pointed enough
for you?
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You had to
throw in Hitler?
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A couple years ago,
he noticed a link
in child deaths,
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and it's completely changed
hospital policies on...
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I get it,
Treiber is nerd king.
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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.
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Test is negative
for dimethyl sulfate.
Her blood is not toxic.
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Then we should look
for toxic exposures
from something else.
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You really think the hospital
is idiotic enough to
issue toxic supplies?
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Have you seen his tools?
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00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,671
Treiber doesn't always
use "hospital issue".
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Then he's the idiot?
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00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,807
No, but I don't want
to explain that
assumption to House.
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Found something.
Found something.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Thought we'd
make it a road trip.
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'80s music,
junk food, beer.
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I have
a dental appointment.
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That I'm going to make now.
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Ah... I'll let you drive.
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Not worth listening
to you whine about
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your feelings and fears
for three days.
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It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.
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People don't change.
You're a person.
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Ergo, pass.
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Yes, that's why
I brought this.
20ccs of propofol.
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You can accompany me
willingly, or I will,
when you least expect it,
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inject the contents
of this vial into
your bloodstream.
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The fall might result
in a concussion,
or fractures,
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or you might get lucky,
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and simply wake up
somewhere near Allentown
with a nasty headache.
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The choice is yours,
and in case
you've forgotten,
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I am indifferent.
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We leave tomorrow
morning at 8:00 a.m.
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No clots.
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No gas.
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00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:16,110
But we found enough
of this to reanimate
the entire morgue.
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He's jacked
on caffeine.
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HOUSE: Stimulant psychosis.
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How many times
do I have to
solve this case?
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So all we have to do
is hydrate and observe him
for 24 hours?
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00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,222
Why don't you tell him
it was your idea?
He might warm up to you.
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00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,822
If you get
an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.
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(GROANING) My abdomen!
It's my abdomen!
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It's just the
effects of withdrawal.
The pain is normal.
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No. No, this isn't right.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Abdominal pain
and distension means
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we were wrong about
stimulant psychosis.
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They could be
coexistent problems.
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He might just
have an obstruction.
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You know what House says
about coincidences.
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I didn't feel any masses
when I examined him,
and no bowel sounds.
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Where's House?
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He hasn't come in yet.
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And neither has Wilson.
I've already tried him
three times.
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Here we go again.
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Diabetes could cause
nerve damage in his
hand and gut, and...
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CHI: Except his
glucose levels are normal
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and he probably
would've mentioned
he was a diabetic.
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What about
ulcerative colitis?
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Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis...
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We already looked
for clots,
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and there was no blood
in his stool.
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Try him again.
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00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,821
(DIALING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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(SIGHS)
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And Wilson's.
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Wherever they are,
they don't want
to be disturbed.
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00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,153
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)
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If we take 78,
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00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:19,738
we can do the
Sweet Treats & Salty
Eats Snack Food Trail.
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00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,667
My trip, my itinerary.
200
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,004
We have to cover
300 miles today
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00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,408
to be there
with plenty of time
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00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,672
to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.
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00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,578
And that thing I said
about letting you drive?
I lied.
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00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,207
(GEAR WHIRRING)
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00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,345
What?
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00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,683
I'm impressed.
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00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:44,027
Not by that,
but by your real effort
to maintain the façade.
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00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:48,429
It's been almost an hour
and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.
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00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,025
Well, I declined
the elephant option.
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00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,697
Uh-huh.
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00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,542
In three days,
you're gonna find out
if you live or die.
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00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,541
You don't want
to talk about it?
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00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,101
No, but obviously you do.
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00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:03,205
So we're gonna talk about it,
but because I want to?
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00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,977
I am neither talking
about it
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00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,779
nor talking about
not talking about it.
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00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,446
You are hard-wired
to talk about it.
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00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,455
It's how you cope,
it's who you are.
219
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,550
Yeah, well, from now on,
I am not me. I'm...
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I'm Kyle Calloway.
221
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,399
I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.
222
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,961
Kyle is roguish, carefree,
and shares no qualities
with James Wilson.
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00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,733
Can Kyle drive stick?
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00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,134
(ENGINE REVVING)
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Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.
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00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,013
House just took himself
off the case.
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00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,085
You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.
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00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,250
No, like "diminished",
or "none at all"?
None.
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00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,588
You think it's
an intussusception?
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00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,255
If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.
231
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,491
Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.
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00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,327
Treiber will refuse
any procedure
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that wasn't ordered
by House.
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00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,596
Only if he knows
it wasn't.
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00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,003
You want to lie to a guy
whose favorite pastime
is getting doctors fired?
236
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,507
We're adults with
advanced medical training,
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00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,270
not children left alone
with scissors.
238
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:06,836
It's one X-ray.
239
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:18,515
If we had a phone,
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.
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00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,281
If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,
241
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,692
downloading porn and
playing Angry Birds.
242
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,861
This trip is about me,
and I like this place.
243
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,195
It's not about
you not wanting me
to have a phone.
244
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,393
You're weak.
245
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,536
You knew that
you'd backslide
246
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,867
and spend your time
talking to teary ex-wives,
247
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:34,962
and your parents.
248
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,702
Trying to
make them feel better
about you being sick.
249
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,803
Bacon burger with
fries looks awful.
I'll have that.
250
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,411
I'll have The Big One.
251
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,549
You sure? It's $79.
252
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,317
Unless
I finish it in an hour,
in which case, it's free.
253
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,559
It's an 80 ounce steak.
254
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,651
I'm hungry.
255
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,330
And an iced tea,
please.
256
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,730
Big One's up!
257
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,563
This place doesn't
take credit cards.
258
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,403
My meal is
going to be free,
259
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,742
and I'm going
to be inducted
into the Wall of Pain.
260
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,249
Hello, Kyle.
261
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,014
(GROANING) No!
Belly film was normal.
262
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,525
No sign of
an intussusception
or any other obstruction.
263
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,685
House says it's there?
264
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,588
Sometimes
House is wrong.
265
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,257
Run my bowel.
266
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,426
That's serious surgery.
General anesthesia,
long recovery...
267
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,596
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.
268
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,606
I have drawers
filled with people
who had clean scans.
269
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,407
I know how easy it is
to miss something
270
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,536
unless you use your
own hands and eyes.
271
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,546
Run my bowel.
We'll let House
know how you feel.
272
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,115
How I feel is twisted
in white, hot agony.
273
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,711
His orders
were to look for
an intussusception.
274
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,654
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.
275
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,252
Fine.
276
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,123
No, not fine!
277
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,559
We need to talk...
And I want you
to do the surgery.
278
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,495
Statistically..
you're the best surgeon
in the hospital.
279
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,964
(TREIBER GROANING)
280
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,738
ALL: (CHANTING)
Kyle! Kyle!
281
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,139
Come on, you got this!
282
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,968
You got this! Come on!
283
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,306
Twenty five seconds.
284
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,643
You got this!
285
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,080
Come on! Home stretch,
Kyle! Home stretch!
286
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,084
Fifteen seconds!
287
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,153
Kyle! Kyle!
Kyle! Kyle!
288
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,483
No, don't chew!
Just swallow!
289
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,750
Just keep the meat down.
WAITRESS: Six...
290
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,019
...five, four...
ALL: Five, four...
291
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,096
For the love of God,
swallow!
...three, two, one!
292
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,425
Time!
293
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,792
(ALL CHEERING)
294
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,263
Yes! Yes!
295
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:50,433
Yes! Oh, you
magnificent bastard.
296
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,636
(GROANS)
297
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,700
WAITRESS: Smile!
298
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,282
(RETCHING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
299
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,518
It still counts,
though, right?
300
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,556
(GROANING)
301
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,358
No hard feelings, right?
302
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,291
You'll find out
when you wake up.
303
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,866
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,
304
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,528
why do you treat me
like an idiot?
305
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,906
It's not because
you lack talent.
306
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,737
It's because
you've wasted it.
307
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,807
Did you know I applied
to be a fellow with House
the same year as you?
308
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,903
No.
309
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,977
I quit my other
program,
310
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,214
relocated,
broke up with
my girlfriend.
311
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,488
Then your father
made a call and,
suddenly, you had the spot.
312
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,716
That was almost
10 years ago.
313
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:40,985
Do you know what
I could've done
314
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,755
after even three
years with House?
315
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,486
Gone to the CDC, WHO,
316
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,532
started a diagnostics
department some place
317
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,158
they'd never even
heard of such a thing.
318
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,835
You've been
given everything.
319
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,501
Looks, talent,
my future.
320
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,076
Nine years later,
321
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,606
look what you've
done with it.
322
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,590
(FLUSHING)
WILSON: Ugh!
323
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,695
Must be nice
to be puking for the
old-fashioned reasons.
324
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,364
(GRUNTS)
325
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,871
I'm glad I did it.
326
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,696
You see those
people out there
cheering for me?
327
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,866
I was a hero.
328
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,639
For one fleeting moment,
for an incredibly
stupid reason,
329
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,048
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.
330
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,650
God, it felt good.
331
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,051
And now
if you'll excuse me,
332
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,229
I think I've made
room for dessert.
333
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,294
(DOOR OPENS)
334
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,835
How long do you think
you'll work for House?
335
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,976
As long as he lets me.
336
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,142
When House was in prison,
you worked at Mercy,
in plastics, right?
337
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,178
Know what I did?
Surfed.
338
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,587
For nine months.
Yes.
339
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,182
And if I didn't
have two daughters
and alimony,
340
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,760
I might have
done the same.
341
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,592
A fellowship's
supposed to train you
to stand on your own.
342
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,027
Foreman's dean
of the hospital,
343
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,499
Cameron's head of
emergency medicine
in Chicago.
344
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,433
And Kutner and Amber
are dead,
345
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,597
and Thirteen's having
sweet Sapphic sex on
some island.
346
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,768
Look at this,
in his small intestine.
347
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,171
Is it an intussusception?
348
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,003
No.
349
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,041
Guess Treiber was right.
350
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,482
He hasn't checked
his voicemail.
351
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,682
Or his email.
352
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,852
It's been almost 24 hours,
shouldn't we call Foreman,
or the police?
353
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,519
I think this
makes him a fugitive.
354
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,120
We don't have
to tell anyone.
355
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,863
Treiber's symptoms started
in his frontal lobe
356
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,195
and moved through
his nervous system.
357
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,701
Hands, bowels, muscles.
358
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,032
Intermittent porphyria.
359
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,298
He's in the middle
of an attack.
360
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,533
The longer we wait
to treat with haemin,
the more damage it causes.
361
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,202
The longer we wait
to tell him House
isn't running the case,
362
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,973
the more damage
that causes. It's fraud.
363
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,537
It's only an issue
if we're wrong.
364
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,809
It's more
than one X-ray,
365
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,215
more than exploratory
surgery even.
366
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,144
This is a drug
that will damage him
if you're wrong.
367
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,655
Same principle.
368
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,227
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
369
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,396
I want a threesome.
370
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,339
Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?
371
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,875
Two women.
Oh.
372
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,777
I know they're
probably overrated,
373
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,076
and I'll probably be
gravely disappointed,
374
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,445
but I want one anyway.
375
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,084
No, you don't.
376
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,517
Well, Kyle wants one.
377
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,683
Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know
what he wants.
378
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,387
I don't want to think
about consequences.
379
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,019
I don't want to
think about...
380
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,300
I don't want to
think about anything,
I just wanna do.
381
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:19,043
Okay. I need you to do
exactly what I tell you.
382
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,375
Yeah, yeah.
383
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,374
Porphyria?
384
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,283
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,
385
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,379
but we need to start you
on haemin right away.
386
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,054
House believes very strongly
this is the right call.
387
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,392
Okay.
388
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,141
This thing is peeling.
389
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,581
Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.
390
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,085
Should've gone
for the real thing.
391
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,984
I feel like
I'm cheating.
392
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,318
"A", it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,
393
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:08,757
and "B",
it's Wednesday afternoon.
Pickings are slim.
394
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,523
And more importantly,
sober.
395
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:14,029
The cancer cut
is the surest way
to the pity-pooty party.
396
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,770
One down, one to go.
397
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,530
What?
Wait, wait, what?
398
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,606
She said yes?
To a threesome?
399
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,610
She's empathetic.
400
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,938
She's a hooker.
Gave me a cancer rate.
401
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,848
No, I have never paid
for sex in my life.
402
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,352
You still haven't.
It's my treat.
403
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,348
It's either that
or you find two
very open-minded women
404
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,186
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.
405
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,964
Bartender
seems nice.
406
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,800
She seems female.
407
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:54,964
Want something to eat?
408
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,808
My friend is dying
of cancer.
409
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,634
God, you poor thing.
410
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,980
It took my mother
two years ago.
411
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,217
But you can't
give up hope.
412
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:13,149
He's pretty much resigned.
Just wants to go out with
a bang.
413
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:17,056
And another pun,
what time do you get off?
414
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,736
(TREIBER GROANING)
415
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,930
Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.
416
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,533
(COUGHING)
417
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,904
We're gonna need to
put in a chest tube.
418
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:30,941
I want Dr. House.
419
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,102
We'll tell him exactly...
I wanna talk to him!
420
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,844
I want House!
Where is House?
421
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,950
Where is he?
Where's House?
422
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,010
We don't know.
423
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,365
You didn't have
to sleep out here.
424
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,442
Four's a crowd.
425
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,070
Apparently they left
a long time ago.
426
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:13,575
So, how was it?
Was the amateur
as good as the pro?
427
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:19,586
It was confusing,
perfunctory.. and a bit sad.
428
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:20,714
Never mind.
429
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,260
And exactly
what I needed.
430
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,385
Thank you.
431
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,164
You feel like
buying me breakfast?
432
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,230
One of them
stole my wallet.
433
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,609
FOREMAN: You're lucky
he's not pressing charges.
434
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,611
Porphyria was
a legitimate call.
435
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,607
Until the pleural
effusions.
436
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,739
We've done everything
House would have
if he'd been here.
437
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:45,839
You lied to a patient.
438
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,350
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
439
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,684
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.
440
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,781
Dr. Chase will have
no further contact
with the patient.
441
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,591
Fine.
I didn't say
you were off the case!
442
00:24:58,931 --> 00:24:59,920
Sit down.
443
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,132
I ordered a cardiac MRI,
444
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,296
enlargement of
the left ventricle suggests
an infiltrative disease.
445
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,437
It's sarcoidosis.
446
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,769
We could start him
on corticosteroids
447
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,275
and do a cardiac
biopsy to confirm.
448
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,637
I disagree.
449
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:13,710
I was wrong about
the porphyria,
450
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,677
but I wasn't wrong about
the nervous system.
451
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,375
It's a prion disease.
452
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,212
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.
453
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,309
It's possible
he was exposed
and didn't know it.
454
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,320
Brains are often stored
and not tested until
weeks after autopsy.
455
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,219
Treiber's too good
to not take the right
precautions.
456
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,452
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.
457
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:31,024
His job's built
on the premise that
doctors make mistakes.
458
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,188
That includes him.
459
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,854
We should do
a brain biopsy.
In his condition?
460
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,524
Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.
461
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:36,692
Find the one
that exposed him.
462
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,860
It's a needle
in a haystack.
463
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:38,959
There's four of us.
464
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,160
Come on, we can
at least start him
465
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,866
on amphotericin
to halt the progress
466
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,134
while you do
your heart biopsy.
467
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,143
No, we can't.
Amphotericin plus the
contrast dye for the biopsy
468
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,146
would overwhelm his kidneys.
We have to choose
one or the other.
469
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,877
Biopsy his heart.
470
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:03,392
Wallets go in the
minibar freezer.
471
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:08,364
If there's no minibar,
the toilet tank.
I've got exactly $20 left.
472
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,596
I'm sorry,
I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.
473
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,693
We could use
your credit cards.
474
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,739
No, we won't.
I'm still on
probation.
475
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:19,538
Leaving the state
without permission
will really P.O. my P.O.
476
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:20,702
Doesn't matter.
477
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,614
We can't even
afford gas to get home.
478
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,274
And we're three hours
behind schedule.
479
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,285
We have enough gas
to get to Julie.
480
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,854
I don't care
about anything else.
481
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,558
What this time?
482
00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,553
Just wondering
how long this can last.
483
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,794
You're still hoping
that I'm gonna
wake up and admit
484
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,890
that Kyle Calloway is
just some lame excuse
485
00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,401
to have some naughty
thrills, aren't you?
486
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,931
I'm actually hoping
you won't.
487
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,032
I like Kyle.
488
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,709
(SWITCH CLICKS)
489
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,105
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
490
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,749
Oh, come on!
491
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,466
(ENGINE REVVING)
492
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,081
(SHOUTING)
493
00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,681
Whoo!
494
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:50,227
(WHOOPING)
495
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,665
Whoa! Whoa!
496
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:11,711
(PANTING)
497
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,515
(GRUNTING)
498
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,057
House!
499
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,591
You okay?
500
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,464
My leg still hurts.
501
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,272
Come on!
502
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:45,310
We got 20 bucks
to go 11 miles.
503
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,089
(WHIRRING)
504
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,323
Why aren't you
answering your pages?
505
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,764
I'm busy.
506
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:06,493
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
507
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,564
So it's not
a prion disease.
508
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,301
It means Foreman
was wrong, too.
509
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,469
He wants everyone
to meet in his
office to DDx.
510
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,473
So he can tell us all
it's an infection?
511
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:20,642
Interesting, or maybe
you should consider
not being such a baby.
512
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,982
My first instinct
was an exposure
from a corpse.
513
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,186
Treiber spends
all his time here.
514
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,593
If it's not toxic gas,
or prions,
515
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,257
then it has to
be something else.
He's not perfect.
516
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,833
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?
517
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:39,335
Treiber can only
see me as "Not House",
Foreman, too.
518
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,264
And they're not wrong.
519
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,103
So you're not
coming upstairs?
520
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:53,111
No. And when this case
is over, I'm quitting.
521
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,787
He's not quitting.
522
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,521
He already called
other hospitals.
523
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,027
Treiber did get
under his skin.
524
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:06,461
He'll get over it.
525
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,795
Fibrosis has
to be a response
to an infection.
526
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,299
Chase said
you'd say that.
527
00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,728
We'll test the biopsy
samples for viruses,
528
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,739
and start him
on anti-virals.
529
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:18,636
You're not even going
to talk to Chase?
530
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,905
He didn't leave
after he got stabbed
in the heart.
531
00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,070
I think we're okay.
532
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,144
Either you're right,
and your friend is
just really upset,
533
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,651
or you're wrong,
and he's come at this
calmly and rationally,
534
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:31,552
and you're about to
lose a good doctor.
Either way...
535
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:56,343
This is Oubliette, Ohio.
Buses don't run here
after 1968.
536
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,774
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.
537
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,249
Ina is living in
Alzheimersville.
538
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:04,919
Been here at least
half an hour.
539
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,787
Where are
you going, Ina?
540
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:09,019
Naples, Florida.
541
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:13,427
Ben and I have
a beautiful three-bedroom
condo, all on the one floor.
542
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:16,099
You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?
543
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:20,602
Comes every 15 minutes.
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.
544
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,030
Cab.
545
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,305
Whoa! Cab!
546
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,880
20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on!
547
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,709
Come on, let's go.
548
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:38,623
Julie is gonna
be at the clinic
549
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,157
for another 45 minutes,
we can make this!
550
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,658
She thinks
she's in Florida.
551
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,163
(SIGHS) Okay.
Bring her with.
552
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,297
I'm waiting for the bus.
553
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,564
Bus isn't coming, Ina.
554
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,896
But this cab is
going to Naples.
555
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,466
Ben'll be
getting awfully hungry.
House.
556
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,903
We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.
557
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,844
They'll come pick her up.
Take care of her.
558
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,812
Then I'll stay with her
until they do.
559
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,098
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
560
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,096
Goodbye, Kyle. (SIGHS)
561
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,038
Bus comes
every 15 minutes.
562
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,672
Oh, shut up.
563
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,777
Find anything?
564
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,281
Not yet.
565
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,454
Running tests for MRSA.
566
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,357
You've got
everybody worried
about you quitting.
567
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,026
You here as my boss
or my friend?
568
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,127
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.
569
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,074
I've learnt a lot here.
570
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,702
Enough to run
my own team.
571
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:10,970
It's time I moved on.
572
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:16,884
Unfortunately,
that's how I felt last year,
and the year before that.
573
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:21,254
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.
574
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,890
You need structure
and support.
575
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,931
Somebody else
calling the shots.
576
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:37,100
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
577
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:39,605
You came down
as House.
578
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:43,075
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision?
579
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,847
(CHUCKLES)
580
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,082
We've both seen it work.
581
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,587
Either you rise to
the challenge and quit,
582
00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,189
or you stay
583
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,358
as a team member.
584
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,925
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Dr. Treiber! Dr. Treiber!
585
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,302
He stopped responding
when I was changing
his IV bag.
586
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,707
Peter, open your eyes.
587
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:19,541
Coma.
588
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,317
Treiber's comatose.
589
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,552
All brains on deck.
590
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,652
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.
591
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:33,489
I'm not.
592
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,623
You couldn't have gone
through all of these.
593
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:36,894
Don't have to.
594
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:43,629
Treiber's reports are
thorough to a fault,
his methods are fastidious.
595
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,100
The answer
isn't down here.
596
00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:48,077
Treiber didn't
miss anything, we did.
597
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,444
FOREMAN: So what?
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
598
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,176
pleural effusions,
enlarged heart.. coma.
599
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,511
CHI: Autoimmune,
maybe Goodpasture's.
Kidneys are fine.
600
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,086
Vasculitis?
No fever.
601
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,987
TAUB: Lymphoma?
Would've seen it
on the heart biopsy.
602
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,814
Soap. It's the soap.
603
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,674
(SIGHS)
604
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:20,767
I blew it.
605
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,514
Oh, God,
here it comes.
606
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,113
As always.
All I wanted was
some meaningless fun,
607
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,949
and I couldn't
even last three days.
608
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:33,115
Sound asleep!
I'm sleep talking.
609
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,017
I had the chance
to fulfill
a lifelong dream.
610
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:40,188
I swear I will jump
out of this moving bus
if you don't shut up.
611
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:44,291
But instead, I sat
with a sad, old woman
for an hour and a half
612
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:47,030
who forgot I existed
three seconds after
she left.
613
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,703
And the stupidest thing?
614
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,366
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
615
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,875
In 12th grade,
I was madly in love
with Melanie Robbins
616
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:02,976
who happened to look
exactly like Julie Christie
in Doctor Zhivago.
617
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,387
And she really liked me.
618
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,717
We played spades
every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.
619
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,396
But, of course,
there was this other guy.
620
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,929
A great guy,
very popular.
621
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:19,367
He had a car,
he had a band,
a moustache...
622
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,400
Kyle Calloway.
623
00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:32,249
I assumed that...
624
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:35,513
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together.
625
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,521
But she asked me
for a favor.
626
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,021
(LAUGHS)
627
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:46,686
She asked if I minded
if she went with him.
She asked me if I minded.
628
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,197
(SCOFFS)
629
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,131
And I said I didn't.
630
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,064
And that was it.
631
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:57,767
And I just
did it again.
632
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,577
I let it go,
like I let everything go.
633
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:02,442
And here I am,
sitting on this bus,
634
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:04,538
with tickets I bought
with my watch,
635
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,914
heading back home,
636
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,451
so a CT scan
can decide my fate.
637
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,320
I don't want to
go back, House.
638
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,167
I just... (SIGHS)
639
00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,172
I just want to
keep being Kyle.
640
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:40,316
Kyle would've ditched
that sad, old woman
from the bus stop.
641
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:43,914
He probably would've
ditched me, too.
642
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,927
I can live without Kyle.
643
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,429
Sno Ball?
644
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,381
Guess this isn't heaven.
645
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,112
CHASE: We found out
who screwed up.
646
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,718
You.
647
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,484
It was your
industrial strength
antibacterial soap.
648
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:28,021
The additional triclosan
does two things well.
649
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:31,124
Kills MRSA, and makes
your thyroid look stupid.
650
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,328
It thinks the triclosan
is a real hormone
and closes up shop.
651
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:38,373
Excessive use over time,
combined with excessive
use of this,
652
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,172
led to hyperthyroidism,
653
00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:43,043
which went undiagnosed
until it presented
with psychosis.
654
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,206
When the ER put you
on sedatives,
655
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,341
it kicked you
into myxedema crisis.
656
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,986
Don't know that I ever
would have thought of that.
657
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,187
House taught us
to look for irony.
658
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:58,888
Hey.
659
00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:02,421
This wasn't House.
660
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,703
(SLOW POP SONG PLAYING)
661
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:25,378
My locker key.
662
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,915
I'll give you
your own team.
663
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:31,884
Thanks.
664
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,759
But it's time to
step out of the shadow.
665
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,238
It's about time.
666
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:12,801
(DOOR OPENS)
667
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:15,728
(DOOR CLOSES)
668
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,099
Any news?
669
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,134
Not yet.
670
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,146
You come here so I can
talk you out of it?
671
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,315
I came to say thank you.
672
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:42,492
It's been fun.
673
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:44,957
"Fun"?
674
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:51,340
Sounded pithier than,
"We've shared a variety
of situations".
675
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,045
Let me know
about WiIson.
676
00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:07,890
(DOOR CLOSES)
677
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,823
WILSON:
Why did you let him go?
678
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,028
Legal loophole,
13th amendment.
679
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,128
Abraham Lincoln
may have looked great
in that hat,
680
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,696
but his labor policies...
681
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:35,574
House?