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(Penza) Clear!
[Thump]
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Charging!
Clear!
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[Thumps]
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[Steady tone]
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[Sighs]
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Okay, I'm calling it.
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Time of death...
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8:32.
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[Gareth Dunlop's
Here Comes the Night]
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♪ Here comes the night ♪
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♪ when all
the ghosts come out ♪
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♪ I'm haunted
by everything ♪
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♪ it reminds me of myself ♪
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♪ I feel it's all
somehow... ♪
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♪ those lights above
racing by ♪
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♪ it's a trick
of the moonlight ♪
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♪ it's a trick
of the moonlight ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ here lies the ground ♪
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♪ that swallowed
all it's found ♪
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♪ I can hear them
singing out strong ♪
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Hello, Diana.
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Shall we?
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LV tear is within a zone
of fresh tissue necrosis,
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implicating a recent
myocardial infarction
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as the instigating event.
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Unfortunately,
the medical records show
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that Dr. Penza
never suspected heart disease,
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instead giving steroids
for an erroneous diagnosis
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of asthma,
thereby causing the fatal tear.
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I suggest these findings
warrant further investigation
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into Dr. Penza's standard
of care for this patient,
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making this my...
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third such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.
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Concluding autopsy
with examination of the brain.
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Dr. Treiber...
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I'm cold.
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♪ House 8x20 ♪
Post Mortem
Original air date on May 7, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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♪
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[Revs engine]
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And yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.
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And no, I don't care that
I parked in a handicapped spot.
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(House) "Staring death
in the face
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has changed my life."
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What a cliche.
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The cliche is to lead
a more meaningful life.
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I've taken a holy vow
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to lead a less
meaningful one.
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I've spent my life caring,
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giving, and searching
for the profound.
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Now it's time for
selfishness, indifference,
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and embracing the shallow.
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[Car alarm sounds]
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[Chirps]
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Your scan's in three days.
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Tell me this isn't
just you killing time
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until you find out if your
cancer's gonna kill it for you.
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I just paid $75,000 for
a ridiculously impractical car,
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the depth of shallowness.
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And tomorrow,
I'm driving it to Cleveland
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to meet my boyhood crush.
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The years have not been
kind to David Cassidy.
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Julie Christie.
Dr. Zhivago, Shampoo.
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I was precocious.
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She's opening
some kind of
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charity animal clinic
or something.
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I'm neglecting
my patients
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to fulfill
a silly fantasy.
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Textbook selfishness
and indifference.
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Or you've made sure that
your patients are well-covered,
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car is a rental,
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and while waiting to get
Julie Christie's autograph,
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you'll adopt a puppy.
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I don't even care
whether you believe me or not.
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Indifference.
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He tried to cut open
his own skull.
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Head CT and tox screen
were clean.
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Interesting.
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Cotard delusion.
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Also known as
"walking corpse syndrome."
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Disconnect in the amygdala
convinces you
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that you're secretly dead.
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Case solved.
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Rendering it...
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What's the past-tense
of "interesting?"
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No prior history
of mental illness,
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and before you say
it was caused by antivirals,
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I've already ruled that out.
Plus, Cotard's
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doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.
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Also...
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Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.
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He trusts your work.
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Treiber's the patient?
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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?
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How's Wilson doing?
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Wilson's scan is
at the end of the week.
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If his kick-ass chemo shrunk
the tumor to an operable size,
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he'll live.
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If it didn't, he'll die.
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That must be very hard.
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Is there anything
we can do?
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Other than the prayer circle,
what is there?
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Patient's AST is high.
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Psychosis could be
brought on by liver failure.
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Maybe Hep C?
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Bilirubin and serum protein
levels were normal.
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Doesn't explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.
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I don't hate him.
He hates me.
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He hates all doctors,
and it's mutual.
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He only hates the ones
that screw up.
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And you.
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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds their mistakes.
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Mistakes are a wee bit easier
to find on a dead patient,
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a distinction he fails
to recognize.
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He's a rat.
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Who makes the hospital
a safer place
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by keeping doctors
accountable
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and focused.
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What if he got something
from a cadaver?
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He handles a lot of 'em.
You suggesting we DDX them all?
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No, just his last one.
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She had bad knees.
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She used dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain.
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Current from the defibrillator
could've converted it
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to dimethyl sulfate.
When Treiber cut into her,
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her blood released toxic fumes.
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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.
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Gas would've
dissipated quickly.
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His lungs are fine.
Blood clots make more sense.
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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,
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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
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You two look
for toxic exposure.
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Adams, you can help
Chase ultrasound
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his evil nemesis
for evil clots.
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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,
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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?
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Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.
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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask
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if House actually
ordered this test.
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(Chase)
Don't worry.
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We're simply carrying out
his direct orders.
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(Treiber)
Right. Forgot.
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It's what you were
hired to do.
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Which is fine,
his diagnostic error metric
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is .17 compared to
the hospital average of .32.
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You actually think
you can quantify
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the value
of every doctor?
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Someone should.
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And since I'm the only one
who sees everything--
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Right, you were hired
to diagnose people
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after they're
already dead.
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No sign of stenosis
or clots.
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Every doctor, every diagnosis,
every treatment, every result.
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It's pretty impressive.
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It's pretty Orwellian.
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All written
in his secret code.
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He has to keep it
confidential.
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Just like
the Wannsee conference.
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The "Big Brother" metaphor
wasn't pointed enough for you?
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You had to
throw in Hitler?
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A couple years ago,
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he noticed a link
in child deaths,
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and it's completely changed
hospital policies all over--
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I get it.
Treiber is nerd king.
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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.
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Test is negative
for dimethyl sulfate,
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her blood is not toxic.
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Then we should look for toxic
exposure from something else.
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You really think the hospital
is idiotic enough
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to issue toxic supplies?
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Have you seen his tools?
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Treiber doesn't always
use hospital-issue.
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Then he's the idiot?
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No, but I don't want
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to explain that
assumption to House.
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Both: Found something.
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Thought we'd make it
a road trip.
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'80s music,
junk food, beer.
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I have a dental
appointment.
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That I'm going to
make now.
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Ah. I'll let you drive.
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Not worth listening
to you whine
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about your feelings and fears
for three days.
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It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.
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People don't change.
You are a person, ergo, pass.
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Yes, that's why
I brought this.
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20 CCs of propofol.
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You can accompany me
willingly,
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or I will,
when you least expect it,
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inject the contents of this vial
into your bloodstream.
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The fall might result
in a concussion,
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or fractures,
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or you might get lucky
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and simply wake up
somewhere near Allentown
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with a nasty headache.
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The choice is yours,
and in case you've forgotten,
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I am indifferent.
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We leave tomorrow morning
at 8:00 a.m.
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No clots.
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No gas.
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But we found
enough of this
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to reanimate
the entire morgue.
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He's jacked on caffeine.
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(House)
Stimulant psychosis.
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How many times do I
have to solve this case?
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So all we have to do is hydrate
and observe him for 24 hours.
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Why don't you tell him
it was your idea?
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He might warm up to you.
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If you get an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.
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(Treiber)
My abdomen!
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It's my abdomen!
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It's just the effects
of withdrawal.
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The pain is normal.
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No! No!
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This isn't right!
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[Panting]
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Abdominal pain
and distention
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means we were wrong
about stimulant psychosis.
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It could be
coexistent problems.
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He might just have
an obstruction.
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You know what House says
about coincidences.
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I didn't feel any masses
when I examined him,
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and no bowel sounds.
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Where's House?
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He hasn't come in yet,
and neither has Wilson.
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I've already tried them
three times.
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Here we go again.
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Diabetes could cause
nerve damage in his hand,
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and guts, and--
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(Park) Except his glucose levels
are normal,
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and he probably would've
mentioned he was a diabetic.
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What about
ulcerative colitis?
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Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis--
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We already
looked for clots,
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and there was no blood
in his stool.
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Try him again.
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[Beeps]
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[Muffled ringing]
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[Ringing continues]
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[Sighs]
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And Wilson's.
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Wherever they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.
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[Georgia Steamroller's
Radar Love]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I been driving all night,
my hands wet on the wheel ♪
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We take 78, we can do
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the "sweet treats and salty eats
snack food trail."
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My trip, my itinerary.
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We have to cover
300 miles today
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to be there
with plenty of time
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to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.
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And that thing I said
about letting you drive,
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I lied.
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[Gears grind]
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[Grinding worsens]
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What?
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I'm--I'm impressed.
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Not by that.
262
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:44,380
But by your real effort
to maintain the facade.
263
00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,166
It's been almost an hour,
264
00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:49,035
and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.
265
00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:50,870
Well, I declined
the elephant option.
266
00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:52,538
Uh-huh.
267
00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:54,540
In three days,
you're gonna find out
268
00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:56,709
if you live or die.
269
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,011
You don't want
to talk about it.
270
00:12:58,062 --> 00:12:59,596
No, but obviously you do.
271
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,547
So, we're gonna
talk about it,
272
00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:03,433
but because I want to.
273
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,185
I am neither
talking about it,
274
00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:06,569
nor talking about
not talking about it.
275
00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:08,988
You are hard-wired
to talk about it.
276
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,940
It's how you cope,
it's who you are.
277
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:11,908
Yeah, well,
278
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,660
from now on, I'm not me.
279
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,062
I'm...
I'm...
280
00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:18,114
Kyle Calloway.
281
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:21,417
I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.
282
00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:23,002
Kyle is roguish,
carefree,
283
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,905
and shares no qualities
with James Wilson.
284
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:30,627
Can Kyle drive stick?
285
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,212
[Engine revs]
286
00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:34,797
♪ And I'm sure
I've had enough ♪
287
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,518
♪ she sends me comfort
coming in from above ♪
288
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,136
Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.
289
00:13:40,221 --> 00:13:42,639
House just took himself
off the case.
290
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,524
You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.
291
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,259
"No" like diminished,
or none at all?
292
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,094
- None.
- You think it's an intussusception?
293
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:50,647
If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.
294
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,981
Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.
295
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,616
Treiber will refuse
any procedure
296
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,485
that wasn't
ordered by House.
297
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:56,953
Only if he knows
it wasn't.
298
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,571
You want to lie to a guy
299
00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:00,740
whose favorite pastime
is getting doctors fired.
300
00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:02,876
We're adults with
advanced medical training,
301
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,961
not children left alone
with scissors.
302
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,747
It's one X-ray.
303
00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:15,471
(House)
If we had a phone,
304
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:18,057
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.
305
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,809
If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,
306
00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:22,795
downloading porn,
and playing Angry Birds.
307
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:25,648
This trip is about me,
and I like this place.
308
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,433
This is not about you
not wanting me to have a phone.
309
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:28,801
You're weak.
310
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:30,603
You knew that
you'd backslide
311
00:14:30,654 --> 00:14:35,158
and spend your time talking to
teary ex-wives and your parents,
312
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,527
trying to make them feel better
about you being sick.
313
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:40,079
Bacon burger
with fries looks awful.
314
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,531
I'll have that.
315
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:45,518
I'll have the Big One.
316
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:49,505
You sure? It's $79.
317
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:50,623
Unless I finish it
in an hour,
318
00:14:50,674 --> 00:14:53,993
in which case,
it's free.
319
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:56,095
It's an 80-ounce steak.
320
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,298
I'm hungry.
And an iced tea, please.
321
00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:02,335
Big One's up!
322
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,641
This place doesn't
take credit cards.
323
00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:10,443
My meal
is going to be free,
324
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,230
and I'm going to be inducted
into the wall of pain.
325
00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:22,071
Hello, Kyle.
326
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:23,689
[Groans]
327
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:25,208
Belly film was normal.
328
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,410
No sign of an intussusception
or any other obstruction.
329
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,095
House says it's there.
330
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,964
Sometimes House is wrong.
331
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,532
Run my bowel.
332
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,968
That's serious surgery.
333
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,086
General anesthesia,
long recovery...
334
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:39,372
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.
335
00:15:39,423 --> 00:15:42,041
I have drawers filled
with people who had clean scans.
336
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,876
I know how easy it is
to miss something
337
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:46,846
unless you use your own
hands and eyes; Run my bowel.
338
00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:48,898
We'll let House know
how you feel.
339
00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:52,385
How I feel is twisted
in white-hot agony.
340
00:15:52,436 --> 00:15:54,621
His orders were to look
for an intussusception.
341
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:58,358
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.
342
00:15:58,409 --> 00:15:59,525
Fine.
343
00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:02,078
Uh, no. Not fine.
We need to talk--
344
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,415
And I want you
to do the surgery.
345
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:10,253
Statistically, you're the best
surgeon in the hospital.
346
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,408
Crowd: [Chanting]
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!
347
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,509
Come on, you got this!
348
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,560
You got this!
349
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,828
Come on!
350
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:19,846
25 seconds.
351
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,931
You've got this.
352
00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:24,434
Come on, home stretch,
Kyle, home stretch!
353
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:25,802
15 seconds!
354
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,471
[Chanting continues]
355
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,772
Now, don't chew,
just swallow.
356
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,024
Muscle it down!
357
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,308
Six, five...
358
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:33,559
Four...
359
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:34,444
For the love of God,
swallow!
360
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,480
Three, two, one...
361
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,100
Time!
362
00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:43,769
[Cheering]
363
00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:46,989
Yes! Yes!
364
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,159
Oh, you magnificent
bastard!
365
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,111
Yeah.
Smile!
366
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,546
[Cheering]
367
00:16:57,468 --> 00:16:58,617
[Vomits]
368
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,553
[Crowd "ohs"]
369
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,805
That still counts,
though, right?
370
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,314
[Grunts]
371
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,682
No hard feelings, right?
372
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,684
You'll find out
when you wake up.
373
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,470
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,
374
00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:18,988
why do you treat me
like an idiot?
375
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:21,640
It's not because
you lack talent.
376
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,993
It's 'cause
you've wasted it.
377
00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:26,028
Did you know I applied
to be a fellow with House
378
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,146
the same year as you?
379
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,648
No.
[Grunts]
380
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,919
Quit my other program,
relocated,
381
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,653
broke up with
my girlfriend.
382
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,924
Then your father made a call,
and suddenly you had the spot.
383
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,459
That was almost
ten years ago.
384
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:40,543
Do you know what
I could've done
385
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,928
after even three years
with House?
386
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,881
Gone to the CDC, W.H.O.
387
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,849
Started a diagnostics
department
388
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:49,668
someplace they'd never even
heard of such a thing.
389
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,105
You've been given
everything.
390
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,974
Looks, talent,
391
00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:58,861
my future.
392
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:03,699
Nine years later,
look what you've done with it.
393
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,793
[Toilet flushes]
394
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,694
Ah...
395
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,414
Must be nice to be puking
for the old-fashioned reasons.
396
00:18:18,499 --> 00:18:19,532
[Groans]
397
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,635
[Spits]
398
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,637
Ah.
399
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,589
I'm glad I did it.
400
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,374
You see those people
out there cheering for me?
401
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:29,759
I was a hero.
402
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,511
For one fleeting moment,
403
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:33,846
for an incredibly
stupid reason,
404
00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:37,483
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.
405
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,573
God, it felt good.
406
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,578
And now,
if you'll excuse me.
407
00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:53,399
I think I've made
room for dessert.
408
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,680
How long do you think
you'll work for House?
409
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,747
As long as he lets me.
410
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,383
When House was in prison,
411
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,802
you worked at Mercy
in plastics, right?
412
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,687
Know what I did?
413
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,890
Surfed.
For nine months.
414
00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:20,443
Yes, and if I didn't have
two daughters and alimony,
415
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,978
I might have
done the same.
416
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,897
A fellowship's supposed to
train you to stand on your own.
417
00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,482
Foreman's Dean
of the hospital,
418
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,150
Cameron's head of emergency
medicine in Chicago.
419
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,986
And Kutner and Amber
are dead,
420
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:33,823
and Thirteen is having sweet,
sapphic sex on some island.
421
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:34,957
Look at this.
422
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,993
The small intestine.
423
00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:41,280
Is it an intussusception?
424
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:42,465
No.
425
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,884
Guess Treiber was right.
426
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:49,613
He hasn't checked
his voicemail.
427
00:19:49,664 --> 00:19:50,948
Or his email.
428
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:53,217
It's been
almost 24 hours.
429
00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,002
Shouldn't we call
Foreman or the police?
430
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,303
I think this
makes him a fugitive.
431
00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:58,889
We don't have to
tell anyone.
432
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,925
Treiber's symptoms
started in his frontal lobe,
433
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:03,677
and moved through his nervous
system, hands, bowels, muscles.
434
00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:06,129
Intermittent porphyria.
He's in the middle of an attack.
435
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:07,765
The longer we wait
to treat with hemin,
436
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:09,316
the more damage it causes.
437
00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:11,134
The longer we wait to tell him
House isn't running the case,
438
00:20:11,186 --> 00:20:12,736
the more damage that causes.
439
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:14,137
It's fraud.
440
00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:16,040
It's only an issue
if we're wrong.
441
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,525
It's more than one X-ray.
442
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,794
More than exploratory
surgery, even.
443
00:20:19,861 --> 00:20:22,444
This is a drug that will
damage him if you're wrong.
444
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:24,199
Same principle.
445
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,771
[Steppenwolf's Rock Me]
446
00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:36,411
♪ ♪
447
00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:40,131
♪ she asked me maybe
I could share her sorrow ♪
448
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,966
I want a threesome.
449
00:20:42,051 --> 00:20:43,718
Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?
450
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,587
Two women.
451
00:20:45,638 --> 00:20:48,289
Oh.
I know they're probably overrated,
452
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,592
and I'll probably
be gravely disappointed,
453
00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:51,792
but I want one anyway.
454
00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:53,595
No, you don't.
455
00:20:53,646 --> 00:20:55,513
Well, Kyle wants one.
456
00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:59,067
Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know what he wants.
457
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,636
I don't want to think
about consequences.
458
00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:03,971
I don't want
to think about--
459
00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:06,074
I don't want to think
about anything.
460
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,444
I just want to do.
461
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:11,996
♪ Rock me, baby,
rock me, baby ♪
462
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:13,665
♪ all night long ♪
463
00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:15,700
♪ rock me, baby ♪
okay.
464
00:21:15,784 --> 00:21:18,503
I need you to do exactly
what I tell you.
465
00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:21,155
♪ Rock me, baby,
all night long ♪
466
00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,590
♪ rock me, baby,
rock me, baby ♪
467
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:23,625
Yeah, yeah.
468
00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:27,262
Porphyria?
469
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,996
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,
470
00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:32,934
but we need to start you
on hemin right away.
471
00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:38,339
House believes
very strongly.
472
00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:41,376
This is the right call.
473
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:44,746
Okay.
474
00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:53,321
[R&B music]
475
00:21:53,372 --> 00:21:55,290
♪ ♪
476
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,457
This thing is peeling.
477
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,910
Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.
478
00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:00,411
Should've gone
for the real thing.
479
00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:02,330
I feel like I'm cheating.
480
00:22:02,381 --> 00:22:04,832
A, it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,
481
00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:06,784
and B,
it's Wednesday afternoon.
482
00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:08,002
Pickings are slim,
483
00:22:08,053 --> 00:22:09,887
and more importantly,
sober.
484
00:22:09,972 --> 00:22:14,475
The cancer cut is the surest way
to the pity pooty party.
485
00:22:16,011 --> 00:22:19,547
One down, one to go.
486
00:22:19,598 --> 00:22:20,948
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
487
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,650
She said yes?
488
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,884
To a threesome?
489
00:22:23,936 --> 00:22:25,953
She's empathetic.
490
00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:28,055
She's a hooker.
491
00:22:28,107 --> 00:22:29,824
- Gave me a cancer rate.
- No.
492
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,976
I have never paid
for sex in my life.
493
00:22:32,044 --> 00:22:33,494
You still haven't.
494
00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,947
It's my treat.
495
00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:37,699
It's either that, or you find
two very open-minded women
496
00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:41,369
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.
497
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,544
Bartender seems nice.
498
00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:52,263
Seems female.
499
00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:55,600
Want something to eat?
500
00:22:55,684 --> 00:22:58,302
My friend is dying
of cancer.
501
00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:00,888
Oh, you poor thing.
502
00:23:00,939 --> 00:23:03,941
It took my mother
two years ago.
503
00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:06,527
But you can't
give up hope.
504
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:10,481
He's pretty much resigned.
505
00:23:10,566 --> 00:23:14,035
Just wants to go out
with a bang.
506
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,221
And another pun,
what time do you get off?
507
00:23:23,328 --> 00:23:24,746
[Treiber grunting]
508
00:23:24,797 --> 00:23:26,631
Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.
509
00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,833
We're gonna need
to put in a chest tube.
510
00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:30,468
I wanna talk to House.
511
00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:31,469
We'll tell him exactly
what's happening.
512
00:23:31,553 --> 00:23:32,453
I wanna talk to him!
513
00:23:32,504 --> 00:23:34,472
I want House.
514
00:23:34,556 --> 00:23:37,058
Where is House?
515
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,959
Where is he?
516
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,295
Where's House?
517
00:23:41,346 --> 00:23:42,847
We don't know.
518
00:23:57,696 --> 00:23:58,830
[Knocks]
519
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,952
You didn't have to
sleep out here.
520
00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:06,821
Four's a crowd.
521
00:24:06,872 --> 00:24:08,489
Apparently they left
a long time ago.
522
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:11,008
So, how was it?
523
00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:13,828
Was the amateur
as good as the pro?
524
00:24:13,879 --> 00:24:16,798
It was confusing.
525
00:24:16,849 --> 00:24:18,332
Perfunctory.
526
00:24:18,383 --> 00:24:20,301
- A bit sad.
- Never mind.
527
00:24:20,352 --> 00:24:23,771
And exactly
what I needed.
528
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,474
Thank you.
529
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,527
You feel like
buying me breakfast?
530
00:24:29,611 --> 00:24:33,181
One of them
stole my wallet.
531
00:24:36,454 --> 00:24:37,904
You're lucky he's not
pressing charges.
532
00:24:37,991 --> 00:24:39,691
Porphyria
was a legitimate call.
533
00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:42,142
Until
the pleural effusions.
534
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:43,660
We've done everything House
would've done if he'd been here.
535
00:24:43,728 --> 00:24:46,363
You lied to a patient.
536
00:24:46,414 --> 00:24:49,232
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
537
00:24:49,284 --> 00:24:51,067
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.
538
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,953
Dr. Chase will have no further
contact with the patient.
539
00:24:53,037 --> 00:24:54,588
Fine.
540
00:24:54,672 --> 00:24:57,341
I didn't say you were
off the case.
541
00:24:57,408 --> 00:25:00,627
Sit down.
542
00:25:00,712 --> 00:25:02,262
Ordered a cardiac MRI.
543
00:25:02,347 --> 00:25:03,764
Enlargement
of the left ventricle
544
00:25:03,848 --> 00:25:06,216
suggests an infiltrative
disease.
545
00:25:06,267 --> 00:25:08,051
It's sarcoidosis.
546
00:25:08,102 --> 00:25:09,636
We'll start him
on corticosteroids
547
00:25:09,721 --> 00:25:11,555
and do a cardiac biopsy
to confirm.
548
00:25:11,606 --> 00:25:13,056
(Chase) I disagree. I was wrong
about the porphyria,
549
00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:15,091
but I wasn't wrong
about the nervous system.
550
00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:16,610
It's a Prion disease.
551
00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:18,762
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.
552
00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:20,263
It's possible he was exposed
and didn't know it.
553
00:25:20,315 --> 00:25:21,765
Brains are often stored
554
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,534
and not tested
until weeks after autopsy.
555
00:25:23,601 --> 00:25:25,402
Treiber's too good to not
take the right precautions.
556
00:25:25,453 --> 00:25:27,538
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.
557
00:25:27,605 --> 00:25:29,439
His job's built
on the premise
558
00:25:29,491 --> 00:25:31,325
that doctors make mistakes;
That includes him.
559
00:25:31,409 --> 00:25:32,292
We should do
a brain biopsy.
560
00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:33,544
In his condition?
561
00:25:33,611 --> 00:25:34,578
Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.
562
00:25:34,629 --> 00:25:35,829
Find the one
that exposed him.
563
00:25:35,914 --> 00:25:36,964
It's a needle
in a haystack.
564
00:25:37,048 --> 00:25:38,048
There's four of us.
565
00:25:38,115 --> 00:25:39,383
Come on,
we can at least
566
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,168
start him on amphotericin
to halt the progress
567
00:25:41,252 --> 00:25:42,803
while you do
your heart biopsy.
568
00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:44,555
No, we can't. Amphotericin
plus the contrast dye
569
00:25:44,622 --> 00:25:46,924
for the biopsy
would overwhelm his kidneys.
570
00:25:46,975 --> 00:25:50,093
We have to choose
one or the other.
571
00:25:50,161 --> 00:25:53,063
Biopsy his heart.
572
00:25:59,938 --> 00:26:02,356
Wallets go in
the minibar freezer.
573
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,275
If there's no minibar,
the toilet tank.
574
00:26:05,326 --> 00:26:08,195
I've got exactly $20 left.
575
00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:10,914
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.
576
00:26:10,982 --> 00:26:12,616
We can use
your credit cards.
577
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,668
No, we won't.
578
00:26:14,752 --> 00:26:16,086
I'm still on probation.
579
00:26:16,153 --> 00:26:17,754
Leaving the state
without permission
580
00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:18,655
will really P.O.
my P.O.
581
00:26:18,706 --> 00:26:21,008
Doesn't matter.
582
00:26:21,092 --> 00:26:24,094
We can't even afford
gas to get home.
583
00:26:24,161 --> 00:26:25,596
We're three hours
behind schedule.
584
00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:27,497
We have enough gas
to get to Julie.
585
00:26:27,549 --> 00:26:29,933
I don't care
about anything else.
586
00:26:32,437 --> 00:26:34,605
What this time?
587
00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:37,674
Just wondering how long
this can last.
588
00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:39,676
You're still hoping
that I'm gonna wake up
589
00:26:39,727 --> 00:26:41,395
and admit that
Kyle Calloway is just
590
00:26:41,479 --> 00:26:43,513
some lame excuse to have
some naughty thrills aren't you?
591
00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:46,950
I'm actually
hoping you won't.
592
00:26:47,018 --> 00:26:48,852
I like Kyle.
593
00:27:36,084 --> 00:27:39,202
Oh, come on.
594
00:28:30,254 --> 00:28:33,140
[Motorhead's
Ace of Spades]
595
00:28:33,224 --> 00:28:37,477
♪ ♪
596
00:28:37,562 --> 00:28:42,516
Move! Move!
597
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,302
Whoo!
598
00:28:46,354 --> 00:28:51,208
Whoo-hoo!
599
00:28:53,411 --> 00:28:55,579
[Revving, gear sounds]
600
00:28:56,998 --> 00:28:58,131
Whoo!
601
00:29:00,585 --> 00:29:02,485
♪ The only card I need ♪
602
00:29:02,537 --> 00:29:03,670
♪ is the ace of spades ♪
603
00:29:03,755 --> 00:29:07,124
♪ the ace of spades ♪
604
00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:11,011
♪ ♪
605
00:29:11,095 --> 00:29:13,130
[Breathing heavily]
606
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:19,502
[Grunting]
607
00:29:25,026 --> 00:29:28,729
House.
608
00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:30,513
[Groans]
You okay?
609
00:29:30,565 --> 00:29:32,866
My leg still hurts.
610
00:29:39,123 --> 00:29:41,491
Come on.
611
00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:45,361
We got 20 bucks
to go 11 miles.
612
00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:56,890
[Whirring]
613
00:29:58,509 --> 00:30:01,027
Why aren't you
answering your pages?
614
00:30:01,095 --> 00:30:02,378
Busy.
615
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:05,682
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
616
00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:07,818
So it's not
a Prion disease.
617
00:30:07,885 --> 00:30:09,603
It means Foreman
was wrong too.
618
00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:12,856
He wants everyone to meet
in his office to DDX.
619
00:30:12,907 --> 00:30:15,242
So he can tell us all
it's an infection?
620
00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:18,745
Interesting.
Or maybe you should consider
621
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:20,330
not being such a baby.
622
00:30:20,397 --> 00:30:22,249
First instinct was
an exposure from a corpse.
623
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:27,170
Treiber spends
all his time here.
624
00:30:27,238 --> 00:30:28,755
If it's not toxic gas,
625
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,407
not Prions...
626
00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:31,341
Then it has to be
something else.
627
00:30:31,408 --> 00:30:32,759
He's not perfect.
628
00:30:32,844 --> 00:30:35,428
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?
629
00:30:35,513 --> 00:30:37,514
Treiber can only see me
as not House.
630
00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:39,933
Foreman too.
631
00:30:40,017 --> 00:30:41,601
And they're not wrong.
632
00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:45,305
So you're not
coming upstairs.
633
00:30:45,389 --> 00:30:48,275
No.
634
00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:51,294
And when this case
is over,
635
00:30:51,362 --> 00:30:54,030
I'm quitting.
636
00:31:00,095 --> 00:31:01,183
He's not quitting.
637
00:31:01,184 --> 00:31:03,040
He already called
other hospitals.
638
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,140
Treiber did get
under his skin.
639
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,875
He'll get over it.
640
00:31:05,926 --> 00:31:08,311
Fibrosis has to be
a response to an infection.
641
00:31:08,378 --> 00:31:10,930
Chase said
you'd say that.
642
00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:12,899
We'll test the biopsy samples
for viruses
643
00:31:12,983 --> 00:31:16,352
and start him
on antivirals.
644
00:31:16,403 --> 00:31:18,071
You're not even
gonna talk to Chase?
645
00:31:18,155 --> 00:31:19,989
He didn't leave after
he got stabbed in the heart.
646
00:31:20,057 --> 00:31:21,224
I think we're okay.
647
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:22,442
Either you're right,
648
00:31:22,526 --> 00:31:24,360
and your friend
is just really upset,
649
00:31:24,411 --> 00:31:27,447
or you're wrong, and he's come
at this calmly and rationally,
650
00:31:27,531 --> 00:31:29,365
and you're about to
lose a good doctor.
651
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:32,252
Either way...
652
00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:53,056
This is Oubliette, Ohio.
653
00:31:53,107 --> 00:31:55,525
Buses don't run here
after 1968.
654
00:31:55,592 --> 00:31:58,361
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.
655
00:31:58,428 --> 00:32:01,430
Ina is living
in Alzheimersville.
656
00:32:01,482 --> 00:32:03,950
Been here at least
half an hour.
657
00:32:04,034 --> 00:32:06,452
Where are you going,
Ina?
658
00:32:06,537 --> 00:32:08,037
Naples, Florida.
659
00:32:08,105 --> 00:32:11,440
Ben and I have a beautiful
three-bedroom condo.
660
00:32:11,492 --> 00:32:13,109
All on the one floor.
661
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,994
You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?
662
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:18,114
Comes every 15 minutes.
663
00:32:18,182 --> 00:32:22,001
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.
664
00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:25,088
Cab.
665
00:32:25,139 --> 00:32:27,456
Whoa, cab!
666
00:32:27,508 --> 00:32:32,178
20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on.
667
00:32:33,931 --> 00:32:35,565
Come on, let's go.
668
00:32:35,632 --> 00:32:37,900
Julie's gonna be
at the clinic
669
00:32:37,968 --> 00:32:41,854
for another 45 minutes;
We can make this.
670
00:32:41,939 --> 00:32:45,408
She thinks
she's in Florida.
671
00:32:46,994 --> 00:32:49,112
Okay, bring her with.
672
00:32:49,163 --> 00:32:51,414
I'm waiting for the bus.
673
00:32:51,481 --> 00:32:54,834
Bus isn't coming, Ina.
But this cab is going to Naples.
674
00:32:54,918 --> 00:32:56,169
Ben'll be getting
awfully hungry.
675
00:32:56,253 --> 00:32:57,870
House.
676
00:32:57,955 --> 00:33:00,506
We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.
677
00:33:00,591 --> 00:33:02,325
They'll come pick her up,
take care of her.
678
00:33:05,346 --> 00:33:09,132
Then I'll stay with her
until they do.
679
00:33:18,225 --> 00:33:20,143
[Door shuts]
680
00:33:25,399 --> 00:33:27,116
Good-bye, Kyle.
681
00:33:34,524 --> 00:33:36,025
Bus comes
every 15 minutes.
682
00:33:36,076 --> 00:33:39,362
Oh, shut up.
683
00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:46,085
Find anything?
684
00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:47,720
Not yet.
685
00:33:47,805 --> 00:33:52,275
Running tests for MRSA.
686
00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:55,328
You've got everybody worried
about your quitting.
687
00:33:55,396 --> 00:33:57,980
You here as my boss
or my friend?
688
00:33:58,048 --> 00:34:02,885
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.
689
00:34:02,936 --> 00:34:06,155
I've learned a lot here.
690
00:34:06,223 --> 00:34:08,408
Enough to run
my own team.
691
00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:11,110
It's time I moved on.
692
00:34:11,195 --> 00:34:14,630
Unfortunately,
that's how I felt last year.
693
00:34:14,698 --> 00:34:16,866
And the year
before that.
694
00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:20,453
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.
695
00:34:20,537 --> 00:34:23,373
You need structure.
696
00:34:23,424 --> 00:34:24,807
And support.
697
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:26,743
Somebody else
calling the shots.
698
00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:37,053
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
699
00:34:37,104 --> 00:34:40,139
You came down as House.
700
00:34:40,224 --> 00:34:45,061
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision.
701
00:34:45,129 --> 00:34:48,364
We've both seen it work.
702
00:34:48,432 --> 00:34:50,199
Either you rise
to the challenge
703
00:34:50,267 --> 00:34:52,702
and quit,
704
00:34:52,769 --> 00:34:54,787
or you stay.
705
00:34:54,872 --> 00:34:58,741
As a team member.
706
00:35:00,577 --> 00:35:01,777
[Beeping]
Dr. Treiber!
707
00:35:01,829 --> 00:35:03,996
Dr. Treiber.
708
00:35:04,081 --> 00:35:08,084
He stopped responding when
I was changing his I.V. bag.
709
00:35:08,135 --> 00:35:10,803
Peter, open your eyes.
710
00:35:17,144 --> 00:35:17,977
Coma.
711
00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:27,871
Treiber's comatose.
712
00:35:27,872 --> 00:35:28,987
(Taub)
All brains on deck.
713
00:35:28,989 --> 00:35:30,786
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.
714
00:35:31,518 --> 00:35:33,603
I'm not.
715
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,178
You couldn't have
gone through all of these.
716
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:38,653
Don't have to.
717
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:41,472
Treiber's reports
are thorough to a fault.
718
00:35:41,524 --> 00:35:43,858
His methods are fastidious.
719
00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:45,160
The answer
isn't down here.
720
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,362
Treiber didn't miss anything.
We did.
721
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:48,830
(Foreman)
So what?
722
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,331
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
pleural effusions,
723
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,083
enlarged heart, coma.
724
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:53,118
(Park) Autoimmune,
maybe Goodpasture's.
725
00:35:53,169 --> 00:35:54,986
Kidneys are fine.
Vasculitis?
726
00:35:55,037 --> 00:35:56,171
No fever.
(Taub) Lymphoma?
727
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,589
Would've seen it
on the heart biopsy.
728
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,791
(Chase)
Soap.
729
00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:02,010
It's the soap.
730
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,110
[Sighs]
731
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:21,479
I blew it.
732
00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:24,449
Oh, God, here it comes.
733
00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:25,783
As always.
734
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,602
All I wanted was
some meaningless fun,
735
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:29,370
and I couldn't even
last three days.
736
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,206
Sound asleep.
737
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:33,291
I'm sleep talking.
738
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,294
I had the chance to fulfill
a lifelong dream.
739
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,196
I swear, I will jump
out of this moving bus
740
00:36:38,247 --> 00:36:40,165
if you don't shut up.
741
00:36:40,216 --> 00:36:43,635
But instead, I sat with a sad,
old woman for 1 1/2 hours
742
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,537
who forgot I existed
three seconds after she left.
743
00:36:46,589 --> 00:36:49,591
And the stupidest thing.
744
00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:53,678
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
745
00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:59,400
In 12th grade I was madly
in love with Melanie Robbins,
746
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,735
who happened
to look exactly like
747
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,270
Julie Christie
in Dr. Zhivago.
748
00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:05,690
And she really liked me.
749
00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:09,611
Played spades every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.
750
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,696
But of course,
there was this other guy.
751
00:37:11,747 --> 00:37:15,633
A great guy. Very popular.
He had a car.
752
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:17,669
He had a band,
753
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,305
a mustache...
754
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,540
Kyle Calloway.
755
00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,582
I assumed that--
756
00:37:31,634 --> 00:37:35,303
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together,
757
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,021
but she asked me
for a favor.
758
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,023
She asked...
759
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,858
[Chuckles]
760
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,561
If I minded
if she went with him.
761
00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:48,533
She asked me if I minded.
762
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,701
[Chuckles]
763
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,670
And I said I didn't.
764
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:55,807
And that was it.
765
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,825
And I just did it again.
766
00:37:57,910 --> 00:37:58,793
I let it go,
767
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,295
like I let everything go.
768
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,829
And here I am,
sitting on this bus,
769
00:38:01,914 --> 00:38:03,881
with tickets I bought
with my watch,
770
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:08,136
heading back home,
so a...
771
00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:12,957
a CT scan
can decide my f-fate.
772
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:22,400
I don't wanna go back,
House.
773
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,737
I just--
774
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,657
I just wanna
keep being Kyle.
775
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,415
Kyle would've ditched
776
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:40,752
that sad, old woman
from the bus stop.
777
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,288
Probably would've
ditched me too.
778
00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:51,629
I can live without Kyle.
779
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,191
Snoball?
780
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:17,121
Guess this isn't heaven.
781
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,257
(Chase) We found out
who screwed up.
782
00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:20,792
You.
783
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,195
It was your industrial-strength
antibacterial soap.
784
00:39:24,246 --> 00:39:27,248
The additional triclosan
does two things well:
785
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,532
Kills MRSA
786
00:39:28,584 --> 00:39:30,968
and makes your thyroid
look stupid.
787
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,637
It thinks the triclosan
is a real hormone
788
00:39:32,705 --> 00:39:33,554
and closes up shop.
789
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,640
Excessive use over time
790
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,809
combined with
excessive use of this
791
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,844
led to hypothyroidism.
792
00:39:39,895 --> 00:39:43,231
Which went undiagnosed until it
presented with psychosis.
793
00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:44,682
When the ER put you
on the sedatives,
794
00:39:44,733 --> 00:39:49,637
it kicked you into
myxedema crisis.
795
00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:52,857
Don't know that I ever
would've thought of that.
796
00:39:52,908 --> 00:39:54,992
House told us
to look for irony.
797
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,597
Hey.
798
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:04,202
This wasn't House.
799
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,173
[Kathleen Edwards's
A Soft Place to Land]
800
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:18,466
♪ ♪
801
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:23,087
♪ you think this is easy ♪
802
00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:24,422
My locker key.
803
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,109
I'll give you
your own team.
804
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,662
Thanks.
805
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:34,699
But it's time
to step out of the shadow.
806
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:38,619
♪ Without
any strings attached ♪
807
00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:41,406
♪ well, I'm lookin' for ♪
808
00:40:41,457 --> 00:40:45,109
♪ a soft place to land ♪
809
00:40:45,177 --> 00:40:48,663
It's about time.
810
00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,498
♪ The palms of your hands ♪
811
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,451
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
812
00:40:53,502 --> 00:40:58,456
♪ a soft place to land ♪
813
00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:06,464
♪ ♪
814
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:10,301
♪ I call it an ace ♪
815
00:41:10,369 --> 00:41:13,304
♪ you've gotta believe me ♪
816
00:41:13,372 --> 00:41:15,273
♪ but you're
calling me names ♪
817
00:41:15,324 --> 00:41:18,359
♪ and not to my face ♪
818
00:41:18,444 --> 00:41:20,278
Any news?
819
00:41:20,329 --> 00:41:23,581
Not yet.
820
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:28,319
You come here so I could
talk you out of it?
821
00:41:28,387 --> 00:41:30,455
I came to say thank you.
822
00:41:30,506 --> 00:41:33,624
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
823
00:41:33,675 --> 00:41:36,627
♪ a soft place to land ♪
824
00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:38,496
♪ the forest floor ♪
825
00:41:38,547 --> 00:41:40,465
♪ the palms of your hands ♪
826
00:41:40,516 --> 00:41:41,799
It's been fun.
827
00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,134
♪ I'm lookin' for ♪
828
00:41:43,202 --> 00:41:44,435
Fun?
829
00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,603
♪ A soft place to land ♪
830
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,172
Sounded pithier than...
831
00:41:48,223 --> 00:41:52,276
"We've shared
a variety of situations."
832
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:54,428
[Inhales]
833
00:41:54,496 --> 00:41:58,282
Let me know
about Wilson.
834
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,549
(Wilson) Why did you
let him go?
835
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:18,503
Legal loophole.
13th Amendment.
836
00:42:18,554 --> 00:42:20,421
Abraham Lincoln may have
looked great in that hat,
837
00:42:20,506 --> 00:42:25,343
but his labor policies...
838
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,453
House.
839
00:42:35,937 --> 00:42:39,937
== sync, corrected by elderman ==