1 00:00:00,156 --> 00:00:01,322 Gossip Girl here... 2 00:00:01,323 --> 00:00:02,610 Your one and only source 3 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:05,246 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:05,247 --> 00:00:06,789 I would like to cordially invite you 5 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:08,824 to join this summer's group of artists 6 00:00:08,825 --> 00:00:11,701 at the Italian Arts and Letters Institute in Rome. 7 00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:14,067 I would never stand in the way of an opportunity like that. 8 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:14,955 You have to take it. 9 00:00:14,956 --> 00:00:16,290 You didn't hear her. Or Chuck. 10 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,107 It was--it was like she wanted me to leave 11 00:00:18,108 --> 00:00:19,683 so she could just spend all summer with him. 12 00:00:19,684 --> 00:00:21,187 I'm saying no. 13 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:21,806 Why? 14 00:00:21,807 --> 00:00:24,370 I can work anywhere. I don't think my relationship can. 15 00:00:24,371 --> 00:00:26,818 It's over. And unless you want the whole world to know 16 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,754 you run a high-class prostitute ring, 17 00:00:28,755 --> 00:00:30,953 you're gonna walk away from "The Spectator" forever. 18 00:00:30,954 --> 00:00:31,954 My computer's gone. 19 00:00:31,955 --> 00:00:33,125 Gossip Girl. She took it. 20 00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:33,758 How do you know that? 21 00:00:33,759 --> 00:00:35,274 'Cause we set you up. 22 00:00:35,275 --> 00:00:37,529 The old Gossip Girl hurt people, but I'm different. 23 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,477 No, you're not, Serena. 24 00:00:39,614 --> 00:00:41,939 Either way, it's over. The real Gossip Girl is back. 25 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:45,040 Whatever you saw or you think you saw, 26 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:46,399 you can't tell Chuck. 27 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,756 He has a right to know. 28 00:00:47,759 --> 00:00:50,545 Do you realize how many people will get hurt if this gets out? 29 00:00:50,546 --> 00:00:52,305 Whatever it is, you can tell me, Blair. 30 00:00:52,306 --> 00:00:54,287 You need to go back into that house. 31 00:00:59,322 --> 00:01:00,390 Dad. 32 00:01:00,587 --> 00:01:01,942 Oh, my God. 33 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,995 So the car accident was real. 34 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:31,931 I was lucky to survive it. 35 00:01:33,455 --> 00:01:37,194 But it wasn't an accident. I'd been threatened. 36 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:38,219 By who? 37 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:40,391 Very powerful competitor of mine. 38 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:43,855 I had information on some transactions of his 39 00:01:43,856 --> 00:01:46,173 that could've put him away for a very long time. 40 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,205 When his threats didn't work... 41 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,744 You had someone ram your limo with a truck? 44 00:01:54,612 --> 00:01:55,658 He'd made it quite clear 45 00:01:55,659 --> 00:01:58,150 that both you and Lily were fair game. 46 00:01:58,394 --> 00:02:00,678 Once I realized his threats weren't empty, 47 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:03,878 the only way out was to make him believe he'd already won. 48 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:05,753 Once I got to the hospital that night, 49 00:02:05,754 --> 00:02:07,644 I thought that would be my best chance. 50 00:02:07,645 --> 00:02:09,290 So, what, you just... 51 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:12,977 paid some doctor to switch off the machines, 52 00:02:12,978 --> 00:02:14,955 and hope Lily was crying so much, 53 00:02:14,956 --> 00:02:17,814 she wouldn't notice you were actually still breathing? 54 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:20,810 What did we bury in that coffin? 55 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:22,022 Charles... 56 00:02:22,811 --> 00:02:25,734 I am here with you now, trying to explain. 57 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,658 Humphrey residence. Blair Waldorf speaking. 58 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,213 Oh, hi, Alessandra. 59 00:02:46,214 --> 00:02:48,546 No, he's in the shower. Can I take a message? 60 00:02:51,574 --> 00:02:53,635 Mm-hmm. Got it. 61 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:56,157 Yeah, no, don't worry. I will tell him 62 00:02:56,158 --> 00:02:58,251 the second I see him. 63 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:02,315 That was your agent. 64 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,374 She wants you to reconsider the program in Rome, 65 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:08,034 which is odd because you told me they went with someone else. 66 00:03:08,407 --> 00:03:10,577 Uh, well, yesterday, when you ended up with Chuck, 67 00:03:10,578 --> 00:03:12,941 I was a little nervous about leaving for the whole summer. 68 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,671 And I know you told me there's other people there, 69 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,252 it's not romantic, but... 70 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,204 Come on. It's Chuck. 71 00:03:18,272 --> 00:03:20,092 So you lied to me? 72 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:22,014 Uh, I-I figured you would think I was 73 00:03:22,015 --> 00:03:25,146 just some jealous freak if I told the truth. 74 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:26,967 Well, maybe because you are. 75 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,568 But you don't have to be. 76 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:33,671 You have nothing to worry about. 77 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,801 Take the offer. It's an amazing opportunity, 78 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:39,086 and I would never stand in the way of it. 79 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,794 It means the entire summer apart. 80 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:43,209 But it's not like I can't come visit. 81 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:46,565 Rome is just two glasses of chardonnay away. 82 00:03:46,731 --> 00:03:49,846 Call her back. It's not too late to change your mind. 83 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,351 I assure you, there's no need to worry. 84 00:03:56,352 --> 00:03:57,542 The police were never there. 85 00:03:57,543 --> 00:03:59,683 The entire thing was a false alarm. 86 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:03,910 Your wife will not find out. 87 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,150 And if you are indeed headed for a third divorce, 88 00:04:06,151 --> 00:04:08,003 it will not be due to this. 89 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,466 Nope, no bother at all. Cheers. 90 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,039 I want you out of here today. 91 00:04:15,075 --> 00:04:16,959 After all the fun we've had together? 92 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:20,994 What would people think if they knew about your side business? 93 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,558 Is that a threat? 94 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:24,866 Because I am your main financial backer, 95 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:26,546 and we did sleep together-- 96 00:04:26,547 --> 00:04:28,554 sometimes right here in these offices. 97 00:04:28,555 --> 00:04:31,833 So exposing me would only embarrass "The Spectator" 98 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:32,477 and you. 99 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:33,914 Then I'll find another way. 100 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,615 You've done nothing but spread lies and cause trouble 101 00:04:36,616 --> 00:04:38,039 since you arrived. 102 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,515 I wanna actually build something here, 103 00:04:40,552 --> 00:04:42,468 and I can't do that with you around. 104 00:04:42,808 --> 00:04:46,456 You have no idea what I've gone through to legitimize myself. 105 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,618 I've worked hard for this paper, and I'm not about to step aside. 106 00:04:49,619 --> 00:04:51,311 And as for my other business, 107 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:55,184 I'm really more of a figurehead now. 108 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:57,986 Darling, don't look so disturbed. 109 00:04:57,987 --> 00:04:59,486 There are far worse things 110 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:01,739 than being stuck with the likes of me. 111 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,805 Guess what I found out this morning. 112 00:05:15,806 --> 00:05:17,199 B., I know what you're gonna say, 113 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,721 but first, I really wanna tell you-- 114 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:21,734 Dan turned down the opportunity to spend the summer in Rome 115 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:23,223 with the world's literary luminaries. 116 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:24,708 And do you know why? 117 00:05:24,952 --> 00:05:27,654 Because he's scared of leaving me here with Chuck. 118 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:28,919 Can you believe it? 119 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,528 Sort of. 120 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:33,013 I mean, the most important thing in a relationship is trust. 121 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,895 After sex. And hygiene. 122 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,684 And earning potential. 123 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,518 Wait. W-what did you think I was going to say? 124 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:41,730 Oh, n--I mean, no, it's not important. 125 00:05:42,278 --> 00:05:46,179 Nowhere near as important as Dan and Italy and his trust issues. 126 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:48,357 We should go get coffee, and you should tell me more about it. 127 00:05:48,358 --> 00:05:49,525 Wait. Okay. 128 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:51,305 Using a very generous grading curve 129 00:05:51,306 --> 00:05:53,510 and rounding up because I like your outfit, 130 00:05:53,514 --> 00:05:55,754 that lie was a C-plus at best. 131 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,999 What is going on? 132 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,534 It's something I've been wanting to talk to you about 133 00:05:59,535 --> 00:06:00,907 for a while now. 134 00:06:03,902 --> 00:06:06,858 I've been posting on "Gossip Girl" 135 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,338 as Gossip Girl... 136 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:12,314 For a couple of months now. 137 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,242 What? How is that possible? 138 00:06:15,614 --> 00:06:17,821 When Georgina left town, she gave me her laptop, 139 00:06:17,822 --> 00:06:20,529 and it had a direct link to the "Gossip Girl" server, 140 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:22,766 passwords, the software, everything. 141 00:06:22,786 --> 00:06:24,023 S., you had me at "Georgina." 142 00:06:24,024 --> 00:06:27,350 But I can't believe it. W-why didn't you tell me? 143 00:06:27,351 --> 00:06:29,114 I don't know. I felt like it was something 144 00:06:29,115 --> 00:06:30,842 I had to keep secret from everyone. 145 00:06:30,843 --> 00:06:33,849 I mean, my best friend, even. 146 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,730 I-I know it was wrong, and I'm so sorry. 147 00:06:36,795 --> 00:06:38,925 I mean, I could've helped. 148 00:06:38,926 --> 00:06:41,171 Sealing fates, forging destinies... 149 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:43,315 Like an imperious Greek goddess, 150 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:46,000 imposing her will on the guileless masses. 151 00:06:46,395 --> 00:06:48,209 But I was wondering 152 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:50,459 why Gossip Girl was being so nice to me lately. 153 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:53,128 And a little off her game. No offense. 154 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,503 Wait, so--so you're not mad? 155 00:06:55,619 --> 00:06:57,839 I am furious with you... 156 00:06:58,194 --> 00:07:01,183 for not sharing your good fortune and omnipotence. 157 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:04,205 But... right now I have to go replace my mother's La Mer 158 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,622 before she returns from Paris 159 00:07:05,623 --> 00:07:07,425 and discovers that I've used it all. 160 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:10,468 Wait. Let me do that for you-- my first act of contrition. 161 00:07:10,469 --> 00:07:11,334 Please. 162 00:07:11,335 --> 00:07:13,174 You think I'm cashing in your "Gossip Girl" guilt chip 163 00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:15,418 on some overpriced eye cream? 164 00:07:15,419 --> 00:07:17,767 I'll think of something more useful. 165 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,967 It's not like I planned any of it. 166 00:07:25,659 --> 00:07:27,191 I needed help, 167 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,794 so I contacted an old friend. 168 00:07:29,795 --> 00:07:31,167 Diana Payne. 169 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:33,433 In her line of work, she has a network 170 00:07:33,434 --> 00:07:35,560 of influential contacts throughout the world. 171 00:07:35,561 --> 00:07:38,182 She utilized them to keep me safe and hidden. 172 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:40,586 She also kept me informed. 173 00:07:40,587 --> 00:07:43,703 When you needed blood, we had to act fast. 174 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:45,118 She snuck me back into the country 175 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:46,606 so I could provide it for you. 176 00:07:46,607 --> 00:07:47,882 Thank you for that. 177 00:07:51,582 --> 00:07:53,754 There's just so much I wanna know. 178 00:07:56,751 --> 00:07:59,643 I guess now we have time. You can tell me everything. 179 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,842 Unfortunately, I'm afraid our time is up. 180 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:13,238 If the man I'm hiding from were to discover I was still alive, 181 00:08:13,239 --> 00:08:14,899 he'd try and kill me again. 182 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:16,658 Or go after you. 183 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:18,258 Let's go after him. 184 00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:21,987 All you need to know 185 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:25,095 is that as long as I'm still around, we're all in danger. 186 00:08:25,096 --> 00:08:26,402 I was supposed to leave last night, 187 00:08:26,403 --> 00:08:27,590 but my departure was delayed 188 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,274 because of the commotion you and your friends caused. 189 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:34,338 It was wonderful to get to see you again. 190 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,114 It's something I didn't think I'd ever be able to do. 191 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,187 But I'm afraid you have to go now. 192 00:08:50,971 --> 00:08:53,287 What... what is this? 193 00:08:55,027 --> 00:08:56,527 You're kicking me out? 194 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:58,975 And then what? 195 00:08:59,603 --> 00:09:01,535 You go and you disappear? 196 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:07,199 Leave me alone again? 197 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,448 It's for your own safety. 198 00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:14,784 I'm sorry. 199 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:40,930 Thank you for meeting me. 200 00:09:41,062 --> 00:09:42,597 What can I do for you, Chuck? 201 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,877 I just found out from an extremely reliable source 202 00:09:44,878 --> 00:09:47,741 someone else was after my father right before his death. 203 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,466 I want to know who it was. 204 00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:51,451 That was years ago. 205 00:09:51,951 --> 00:09:53,738 Why would a source come to you now? 206 00:09:53,999 --> 00:09:55,149 Just look into it. 207 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:58,202 I'll triple your usual fee if you can get me a name by noon. 208 00:09:59,823 --> 00:10:01,804 I'm sorry. I can't help you with this. 209 00:10:01,805 --> 00:10:04,138 Not only am I on assignment, but frankly, 210 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:06,586 this seems like a waste of both our time. 211 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,611 If you won't help me, I'll find someone who can. 212 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,872 Sometimes, looking for answers 213 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:20,734 only leads to more questions. 214 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,319 Serena, hey. Is Blair up there? 215 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,230 No, she had to run an errand. 216 00:10:28,231 --> 00:10:31,186 I just, uh, I have some news I wanna surprise her with. 217 00:10:32,142 --> 00:10:35,707 And sometimes, you're better off not knowing. 218 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:43,978 Chuck? I can't really be seen with you right now. 219 00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:47,992 But how are you doing? 220 00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:50,103 Are you okay? 221 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:51,974 Far from it. 222 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,889 I have to find a way to stop my father from leaving tonight. 223 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,999 Leaving? But you just found him. 224 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,580 He left to keep me safe. Now it's my turn to save him. 225 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,177 Is there anywhere you have to be right now? 226 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,950 But the best way to avoid giving an answer 227 00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:25,874 is to avoid the question altogether. 228 00:11:42,889 --> 00:11:45,387 Is my mother back? Did she notice the eye cream already? 229 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,542 No, it's actually Dan. 230 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:49,070 He's waiting her with big news to surprise you with. 231 00:11:49,071 --> 00:11:50,347 I'm with Chuck. 232 00:11:50,479 --> 00:11:51,468 B. 233 00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:53,454 No, it's not like that. 234 00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:54,495 He needs me. 235 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,594 He's going through an extremely difficult time right now. 236 00:11:56,595 --> 00:11:58,434 Yeah, of course he is, especially if it means 237 00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:00,229 taking you away from Dan to be with him. 238 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,723 And you just told me Dan is having trust issues. 239 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:05,301 I know, but this is life or death. 240 00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:08,195 And other than not being able to say where I am, 241 00:12:08,196 --> 00:12:10,495 what I'm doing, or who I'm waiting for, 242 00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:11,998 I honestly have nothing to hide. 243 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:12,906 Well, Dan needs you, too, 244 00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:14,984 and you can't be two places at once. 245 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:17,763 You're right. I'll be right there. 246 00:12:17,764 --> 00:12:21,072 Whatever news he has, I'm sure it won't take too long to relay. 247 00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:24,959 Chuck... 248 00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:26,817 I'm sorry. 249 00:12:27,411 --> 00:12:30,496 I want to stay, but something came up. 250 00:12:30,564 --> 00:12:31,891 Do you mind if I... 251 00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,534 Diana will see you now. 252 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,144 I can handle this part on my own. 253 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,695 Thanks for waiting with me. 254 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,182 I don't suppose you came here to thank me? 255 00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:49,651 Thank you for what? 256 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,343 Not telling me my father was alive, 257 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:55,782 pretending to be my mother, or screwing my best friend? 258 00:12:55,783 --> 00:12:58,131 You mean for keeping your father alive, 259 00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:00,287 pretending to be your mother to protect him, 260 00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:04,652 and... well, I don't expect you to thank me for Nate. 261 00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,308 Perhaps I should thank you for that one. 262 00:13:06,309 --> 00:13:07,301 Look, I'm not here to hug it out 263 00:13:07,302 --> 00:13:09,637 or bond over my father's resurrection. 264 00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:12,082 I just need your help in keeping him here. 265 00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:13,994 I'm afraid that's not possible. 266 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:15,335 I think it is. 267 00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:18,102 You've been helping him hide. I think you know who from. 268 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,744 Who tried to kill my father? 269 00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,422 I know it was one of his competitors, 270 00:13:24,423 --> 00:13:26,817 someone powerful enough to scare him into hiding 271 00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:28,446 these last few years. 272 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:31,166 I just want a name. 273 00:13:31,218 --> 00:13:33,214 Does your father know you're here? 274 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,170 If you really wanna help him, 275 00:13:35,171 --> 00:13:37,190 help me put an end to this. 276 00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:41,034 If I do agree-- and only if-- 277 00:13:41,035 --> 00:13:42,886 you can never say who told you. 278 00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:44,945 And... 279 00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:46,719 I'll need something else from you. 280 00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:49,518 It's not a small request. 281 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,784 The price is no concern. 282 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:54,614 I need this to happen as fast as possible. 283 00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:57,082 Make them an offer they can't say no to, 284 00:13:57,246 --> 00:13:58,557 and offer them more. 285 00:13:58,558 --> 00:14:00,829 Make this happen now. 286 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:01,646 Hungry? 287 00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:02,783 Thirsty. 288 00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:04,708 Blair asked me to come check on you. Everything okay? 289 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:05,873 Blair asked you to do that? 290 00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:08,046 Oh, I owe her a favor or 12. 291 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:09,999 I don't need a babysitter. 292 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:11,566 Besides... 293 00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:13,486 He already has one. 294 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:20,767 I am so sorry! Serena told me you were waiting. 295 00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,109 I had to go to five different stores 296 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,295 to find the right eye cream. 297 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:23,939 No, don't worry about it. 298 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,515 I was just catching up on some reading, 299 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,355 which is actually for you. 300 00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:28,473 A Rome travel guide? 301 00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:29,422 Yeah, I talked to Alessandra, 302 00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:30,803 who talked to the people at the program, 303 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,730 and they said I can still go to Rome if I want. 304 00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:35,701 But the best part is, you can come with me. 305 00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:39,898 Wow. All summer? 306 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:42,431 Yeah. We would have to meet with an alumnus from the program 307 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:45,138 since the chairwoman is already on her way back to Italy. 308 00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:46,241 You know, I mean, it's a small group, 309 00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,019 so they have to vet everyone's plus-one. 310 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,950 Of course. It sounds reasonable. 311 00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:52,225 Only thing is, the interview would have to be today 312 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,791 since it's so last-minute. 313 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,678 So what do you think? Huh, spend the summer with me in Italy? 314 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,227 What is she doing here? 315 00:15:05,228 --> 00:15:06,760 Has she come to you for help? 316 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,262 Nathaniel, can I speak with you privately? 317 00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:11,779 Just a moment, please. 318 00:15:12,134 --> 00:15:13,283 Take your time. 319 00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:16,922 You still want her out, right? 320 00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:19,561 Yes. Lola and I are coming up with a plan. 321 00:15:19,562 --> 00:15:21,349 There's no need to scheme. I've taken care of it. 322 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:24,449 There's a paper in London which is in need of a face-lift. 323 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,074 I've arranged for Diana to take it over 324 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,477 at a bargain basement price. 325 00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,713 Wait. She didn't want to leave. What else did you promise her? 326 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:31,818 That you wouldn't expose her previous profession. 327 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,247 Let her leave with her reputation still in tact. 328 00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:35,944 So she gets everything she wants? 329 00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,178 Where's the justice in that? 330 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:38,694 There's justice in getting what we want 331 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:41,346 you wanted Diana out. I got her out. 332 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,043 And it's good business for me. 333 00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:45,522 Now all I need to do is finalize the deal. 334 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,025 Hey, B., Diana's here and so is Nate. 335 00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:57,361 It's super tense. You have to tell me what's going on. 336 00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,265 I can't, S. I'm sorry. 337 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,370 But text me what Chuck's mood is like when they leave. 338 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:02,567 That way, I'll know if I'm needed. 339 00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,446 Oh, hey. What--what was Dan's big surprise? 340 00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:06,396 It was more of an ambush. 341 00:16:06,971 --> 00:16:08,858 He got into this writing program in Rome, 342 00:16:08,859 --> 00:16:10,657 and he wants me to go with him the whole summer. 343 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:12,275 Oh, how dare he! 344 00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:13,759 Blair, that's amazing. 345 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,737 I told him I had to check my calendar 346 00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:18,079 to buy some time to think. 347 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,634 Oh, what's there to think about? 348 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:22,097 Rome for the summer sounds like a dream. 349 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,046 Well, not for Romans. 350 00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:25,017 The whole place will be crawling with Americans. 351 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,886 And you can be two of them. 352 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:28,409 But it's a big decision, 353 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:30,479 and after spending last summer at Louis' side, 354 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,492 I was hoping to do my own thing. 355 00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:35,645 So your indecision has nothing to do with Chuck? 356 00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:38,267 Absolutely not. 357 00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:40,208 My concern for him at this time 358 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,213 is about something entirely unrelated. 359 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,879 Which you can't tell me about. 360 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,261 B., I hate being out of the loop. Come on! 361 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,447 It's simply not up to me to tell. Sorry. 362 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,730 But text me with updates as to how he's doing. 363 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,556 Hey. 364 00:17:10,623 --> 00:17:11,643 Hey. 365 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,702 So is she taking the offer? 366 00:17:14,703 --> 00:17:16,299 Getting everything she wants. 367 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,554 She's done nothing but lie to us. 368 00:17:17,555 --> 00:17:19,045 Now she's being rewarded for it. 369 00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:20,123 Well, at least she'll be gone soon. 370 00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:21,814 Yeah. We should probably warn London. 371 00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:24,193 I mean, she's gonna be playing the exact same games over there, 372 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:26,223 and there's not a thing we can do to stop her. 373 00:17:26,515 --> 00:17:27,742 Maybe we can. 374 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:30,397 Chuck agreed that you wouldn't out Diana's secret. 375 00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:32,346 But he didn't say anything about me. 376 00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:44,363 So... what's the verdict? 377 00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:46,414 I'm in. 378 00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:47,531 Great! 379 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,389 I'll call the liaison with the program 380 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,970 to see when he can come over. 381 00:17:56,022 --> 00:17:57,873 After all your father's done to protect you, 382 00:17:57,874 --> 00:18:00,577 I would hate to see this end in tragedy. 383 00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:03,522 Are you sure you want to know who tried to kill him? 384 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,249 Yes, I'm sure. 385 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,511 And we have a deal. 386 00:18:06,643 --> 00:18:07,839 All right, then. 387 00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,529 Mason Nevins. 388 00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,229 One of your father's fiercest competitors 389 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,341 with known ties to organized crime... 390 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:17,320 And a liking for twins. 391 00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:18,990 I don't care about his sex life. 392 00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:21,529 Ah, but you should. He's quite the family man, 393 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,321 demands the utmost discretion. 394 00:18:23,322 --> 00:18:26,057 Now I'm scheduled for two of my girls to pay him a visit. 395 00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:28,695 If someone were to catch him in the act, 396 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,209 that someone would have 397 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,781 extremely valuable blackmail material. 398 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,551 If your father knew, I doubt he'd approve. 399 00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:38,639 Which is why not telling him is part of the deal. 400 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,793 Right. 401 00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:40,985 Standing appointment. 402 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,120 The James Hotel, skyline suite. 4:00 P.M. 403 00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:45,257 He's gonna come alone. 404 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,523 He doesn't want anyone to know about this. 405 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:48,343 And that includes his henchmen. 406 00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:50,727 Pleasure doing business with you. 407 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,158 Mm, that's odd. 408 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:55,657 It's my friend from the "Times." 409 00:18:55,658 --> 00:18:57,495 She can't possibly know about our little deal yet-- 410 00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:00,485 unless my phone is tapped, which I wouldn't put past her. 411 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:01,733 Hang on. 412 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,340 Marlene, darling. How are you? 413 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,109 You don't say. An anonymous tip? 414 00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:12,630 Yes, I suppose that would be quite the scandal, 415 00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,979 if it were true, but... hang on. 416 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:16,469 The deal is off, 417 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,642 and you can forget about using my girls. 418 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,738 Marlene, you can't say a word of this to anybody... 419 00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:25,678 They say the truth will set you free, 420 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,086 but some truth comes at a price. 421 00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,552 What have you done? 422 00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:35,585 Okay, someone has to tell me what's going on here. 423 00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:37,554 We couldn't let her get away without any consequences. 424 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:40,238 She's done nothing but deceive all of us, including you. 425 00:19:40,753 --> 00:19:41,589 It just wasn't right. 426 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,119 Yeah, we're sorry we messed up your deal, 427 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,062 but this was beyond business. It was personal. 428 00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:47,945 You no idea how personal. I made that deal with her 429 00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:50,063 so she would help get my father out of hiding. 430 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,172 Wait. Your father-- you mean Jack? 431 00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:54,523 Bart. He's alive. 432 00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:09,998 The bone, Dorota? Really? 433 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,196 Our guest is Italian. 434 00:20:11,197 --> 00:20:15,206 I don't think that beige plates are very la dolce vita. 435 00:20:16,322 --> 00:20:18,164 You don't think this is-- this is too much? 436 00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:19,975 And it's just an interview with one person. 437 00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:21,897 Well, we want to impress him, right? 438 00:20:21,898 --> 00:20:23,044 I think they're just trying to make sure 439 00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,754 we're a sane, stable couple. 440 00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,768 I-I guess they've had some trouble in the past. 441 00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,445 Apparently, Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie 442 00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:29,311 broke up during their stay... 443 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,023 And it caused all kinds of drama. 444 00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:35,453 Oh. Uh... 445 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:38,815 You know what? You're right. This is all wrong. 446 00:20:38,816 --> 00:20:40,167 Yeah, it's a little overboard. 447 00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:41,852 No, it's not enough. 448 00:20:42,051 --> 00:20:44,874 We don't want pastries. We want gelato. 449 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,101 What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 450 00:20:46,297 --> 00:20:47,272 But it's important for us to show 451 00:20:47,273 --> 00:20:48,724 how much we love Italian culture, 452 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,443 and what says that better than gelato? 453 00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:53,115 I go get gelato, miss Blair. 454 00:20:53,116 --> 00:20:56,080 No. It's okay. I will do it, Dorota. 455 00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:57,588 You never get the right flavors anyway. 456 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,240 No one likes pistachio anything. 457 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,597 But, you know, we have an hour. 458 00:21:00,598 --> 00:21:02,691 I'll be back in plenty of time, I promise. 459 00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:10,353 So all these years, 460 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,494 he never made any attempt to contact you? 461 00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:13,471 Or my mom? 462 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,690 Too risky. 463 00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:16,852 If my memory serves me right, 464 00:21:16,853 --> 00:21:19,475 Lily was in the process of leaving him for Rufus. 465 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:22,427 He only came out of hiding to save me after the accident. 466 00:21:22,428 --> 00:21:24,087 I was hoping to return the favor, 467 00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:25,566 but your little girlfriend ruined that plan 468 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,153 when she exposed Diana. 469 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:29,252 I hope she feels justice has been served 470 00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:30,353 because she cost me my father. 471 00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:33,314 Hey, ease up. She didn't know about Bart. None of us did. 472 00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:36,568 Well, is there anything we can do to help? 473 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:37,576 I'm not sure. 474 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,441 Once this guy shows up, and Diana's girls aren't there, 475 00:21:40,442 --> 00:21:41,738 he's gonna know something isn't right. 476 00:21:41,739 --> 00:21:44,000 I need to come up with a new plan fast. 477 00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:46,830 You don't need a new plan. You just need new girls. 478 00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:49,461 And since you have a Juilliard actress at your disposal, 479 00:21:49,462 --> 00:21:52,106 and one who wants to fix what she broke... 480 00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,705 I'm sure she'd love the chance to make things right. 481 00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:55,774 Wonderful. 482 00:21:56,094 --> 00:21:57,911 Just tell her it's a non-union job. 483 00:21:57,912 --> 00:21:59,463 While we rehearse, you go after Diana 484 00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:01,391 and make sure she doesn't cancel her client's appointment. 485 00:22:01,392 --> 00:22:04,058 We don't want to put on a show to an empty house. 486 00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:08,133 Hurry. We only have an hour. 487 00:22:08,134 --> 00:22:10,162 You're gonna need every minute I can spare. 488 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,315 Bart, it's Diana. 489 00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:20,226 Start getting ready. 490 00:22:20,227 --> 00:22:21,950 You're leaving earlier than scheduled, 491 00:22:22,053 --> 00:22:23,523 and I'm coming with you. 492 00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:25,423 Oh, and I hope you've got that check for me. 493 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,851 Where is she? We have to get going. 494 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,017 You said you needed twins, right? 495 00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:47,529 Or at least two blondes around the same height. 496 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,979 Ivy owes me. 497 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,767 I'll do whatever it takes to help. 498 00:22:52,593 --> 00:22:54,800 I'd love to get back in the gang. 499 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,466 But... just to clarify, 500 00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:06,225 in order to be "back in the gang", 501 00:23:06,226 --> 00:23:08,928 you would've had to be in the gang to begin with. 502 00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,774 We don't need Ivy. I can do it. 503 00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:15,999 After all, B., you have that thing you need to get to. 504 00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:24,851 Actually, I have a different acting job for you-- 505 00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:27,603 a part you know better than anyone. 506 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:39,686 Mr. Daniel Humphrey, this Mr. Emilio Pivano. 507 00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:41,519 Thank you for coming on--on such short notice. 508 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,887 It's a pleasure to meet an esteemed alumnus of the program. 509 00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:46,284 I read your book. Not a bad debut. 510 00:23:46,369 --> 00:23:48,228 Easy to see the potential. 511 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:50,180 Thank you. 512 00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:52,117 How many people were you expecting? 513 00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:53,759 Only you. 514 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,873 Uh, that's just my girlfriend Blair. 515 00:23:55,874 --> 00:23:58,986 She loves variety and themes. In fact, funny story-- 516 00:23:58,987 --> 00:24:01,293 um, being that the program is in Rome, 517 00:24:01,294 --> 00:24:02,865 she wanted us to have gelato, 518 00:24:02,866 --> 00:24:05,262 so she--she went out to get some since we didn't have any here. 519 00:24:05,263 --> 00:24:08,569 Knowing, uh, miss Blair, she go to Chelsea market 520 00:24:08,570 --> 00:24:10,311 for best gelato in city. 521 00:24:10,312 --> 00:24:14,537 And, I mean, what--what says "Italy" better than, uh, gelato? 522 00:24:17,098 --> 00:24:19,729 Sh-she'll--she'll be-- she'll be back in just a moment. 523 00:24:21,736 --> 00:24:23,273 Sorry I'm late. 524 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,087 I got stuck in traffic. 525 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,315 Babe, I'm sorry. Hi. I'm Blair Waldorf. 526 00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:28,553 So nice to meet you. 527 00:24:28,569 --> 00:24:32,091 Looks like S. is B.S.ing as B. 528 00:24:32,218 --> 00:24:34,103 Let's hope this works. 529 00:24:34,104 --> 00:24:36,365 There's no place like Rome. 530 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,317 Where is the gelato? 531 00:24:40,326 --> 00:24:42,707 I actually didn't even like him at first. 532 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:46,019 I thought that he was annoying and unpopular and from Brooklyn. 533 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,745 And I would, uh, antagonize him on a daily basis. 534 00:24:48,746 --> 00:24:51,838 We--we really couldn't stand each other for years. 535 00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:53,632 But it's like a movie now, you know, 536 00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,485 because we're just madly in love. 537 00:24:55,486 --> 00:24:56,874 Mm, n-not--not that madly. 538 00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:58,670 It's a--it's a-- it's a calm, stable love. 539 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,900 We're--we're very secure in it. We don't have to worry about it. 540 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,301 Yeah, yeah, it's like we were meant to be. Mm. 541 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,690 Like Brad and Angelina once they got rid of Jennifer. 542 00:25:05,691 --> 00:25:06,824 Yeah, I mean, not that dramatic. 543 00:25:06,825 --> 00:25:08,498 Obviously, there was no Jennifer. 544 00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:09,551 You'll have to excuse Blair. 545 00:25:09,552 --> 00:25:11,569 She's not really feeling herself today. 546 00:25:12,274 --> 00:25:13,425 You know, the point is, 547 00:25:13,426 --> 00:25:16,309 if Dan is in Rome, I wanna be in Rome. 548 00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:22,717 That sounds wonderful. 549 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:25,618 You two make an... interesting couple. 550 00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:28,612 Uh, excuse me one moment. I have to take this call. 551 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,788 Where the hell is Blair? 552 00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:33,819 If she didn't want to come to Rome with me, 553 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,166 she should've just said so. 554 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,445 Something came up. 555 00:25:37,322 --> 00:25:38,620 Is she with Chuck? 556 00:25:39,446 --> 00:25:41,884 No. Of course not. She's with Eleanor. 557 00:25:41,885 --> 00:25:43,335 But she knows how important this is to you, 558 00:25:43,336 --> 00:25:46,392 and she wants to go, so she sent me in her place. 559 00:25:46,761 --> 00:25:48,223 Well, you're not really helping. 560 00:25:48,957 --> 00:25:51,170 He just said we make an interesting couple. 561 00:25:51,232 --> 00:25:52,456 Not in a good way. 562 00:25:52,647 --> 00:25:54,119 I cannot believe that Blair would do this. 563 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,646 What could be more important? 564 00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:04,968 I handpicked these myself. 565 00:26:06,388 --> 00:26:08,531 You really want us to wear one of those? 566 00:26:08,532 --> 00:26:10,133 If it helps to get into character. 567 00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:12,558 Or you can have him choose your outfits 568 00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,447 and stay clothed for now. 569 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:18,370 Okay. When Nevins shows up, take charge immediately. 570 00:26:18,371 --> 00:26:20,569 Remember, you are pros. 571 00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:21,672 You call the shots. 572 00:26:21,673 --> 00:26:23,530 What if he wants to touch us? 573 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,405 SWAT his hand away and tell him "no." 574 00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:28,071 Treat him like the dog he is. 575 00:26:28,072 --> 00:26:30,382 How do you know this will work? 576 00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:32,560 You think this is the first time 577 00:26:32,561 --> 00:26:35,072 I've entrapped someone with prostitutes? 578 00:26:38,395 --> 00:26:40,060 Every good girl has a pair. 579 00:26:40,061 --> 00:26:41,208 Now when the time is right, 580 00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:43,312 Chuck will burst in and take pictures, 581 00:26:43,313 --> 00:26:45,344 and then your work here is done. 582 00:26:46,074 --> 00:26:48,223 Oh. And if you get his clothes off 583 00:26:48,224 --> 00:26:49,335 before you cuff him to the bed, 584 00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:51,040 it'll make things a lot easier. 585 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:03,538 What are you doing here? 586 00:27:05,129 --> 00:27:06,890 Came to say a proper good-bye. 587 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,417 Sorry. Short on time. 588 00:27:09,773 --> 00:27:11,500 Besides, what about your girlfriend? 589 00:27:11,501 --> 00:27:12,874 That's not what I meant. 590 00:27:14,659 --> 00:27:16,631 Your friend from the "Times" is on her way here now. 591 00:27:16,632 --> 00:27:19,371 She seems interested in hearing what I have to say. 592 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:20,536 Why would she believe you? 593 00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:21,724 I made a copy of your day planner. 594 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,282 I can explain the code. 595 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,399 You don't understand. I have to reach Bart. 596 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,344 As if you care about anyone but yourself. 597 00:27:31,101 --> 00:27:32,027 Nate... 598 00:27:34,296 --> 00:27:37,311 I made several bad choices early on in life. 599 00:27:37,312 --> 00:27:40,615 But I wanted to escape that world and start fresh. 600 00:27:41,002 --> 00:27:42,653 "The Spectator" is my shot at doing that, 601 00:27:42,654 --> 00:27:45,444 and... being here with you... 602 00:27:46,224 --> 00:27:47,955 it's the happiest I've ever been. 603 00:27:47,956 --> 00:27:49,322 I don't believe you. 604 00:27:49,996 --> 00:27:52,467 You lied to me from the moment we randomly met in Los Angeles, 605 00:27:52,468 --> 00:27:54,161 and you're lying to me now. 606 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,438 I never lied about my feelings to you. 607 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,377 I think in your heart you know that. 608 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,445 Nate, I can't go back to my old life, 609 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,451 and I stand no choice of starting a new one 610 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,489 with my name in the headlines. 611 00:28:09,136 --> 00:28:12,457 Must you keep me here to humiliate me on top of all that? 612 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,331 I apologize for cutting this short, 613 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,874 but I think we've covered everything. 614 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:20,223 Um, thank you for coming by. 615 00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:22,066 I'm sorry if we wasted your time. 616 00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:25,358 Not your fault. Lucia insisted we do this. 617 00:28:26,694 --> 00:28:29,235 But I'm sure you'll both have a nice time in Rome. 618 00:28:29,732 --> 00:28:31,453 Just watch out for pickpockets. 619 00:28:31,454 --> 00:28:32,904 Che bastardi. Wait a second. I'm sorry. 620 00:28:32,905 --> 00:28:35,805 Are you--are you saying that, uh, we got in? 621 00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:38,510 Of course. This was just a formality, 622 00:28:38,511 --> 00:28:41,544 and if I didn't have a deadline to meet for my new novel, 623 00:28:41,593 --> 00:28:44,252 I would love to sit around and chat more with you guys. 624 00:28:44,253 --> 00:28:46,211 You really do make a lovely couple. 625 00:28:47,429 --> 00:28:49,232 A lot of energy, that one. 626 00:28:51,805 --> 00:28:52,743 Hello. 627 00:28:53,621 --> 00:28:55,360 I'm Eleanor Waldorf. 628 00:28:55,361 --> 00:28:58,107 Oh. You have a lovely daughter. 629 00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:01,166 I can see where she gets her beauty from. 630 00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:02,752 Okay, thank you so much for coming, 631 00:29:02,753 --> 00:29:04,587 but don't forget that deadline, buddy. 632 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:07,400 Serena, how are you? 633 00:29:07,401 --> 00:29:10,387 Hello! I am good. Thank you. 634 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,849 Uh, wh-where's Blair? 635 00:29:16,304 --> 00:29:19,339 I haven't seen her yet. Excuse me. 636 00:29:25,446 --> 00:29:28,670 So what if we, like, lay down on the bed 637 00:29:28,671 --> 00:29:31,669 in a... in a sexy pose? 638 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,751 Yeah. But I don't know. 639 00:29:33,915 --> 00:29:37,653 Maybe we could just, like, stand here and look sexy. 640 00:29:45,547 --> 00:29:50,471 When we were doing all those crazy exercises in acting class, 641 00:29:50,472 --> 00:29:52,126 who would have thought that we'd end up here? 642 00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:54,678 Holding an imaginary orange in our hands. 643 00:29:58,508 --> 00:29:59,958 Oh, God. He's here. 644 00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:01,964 Break a leg. 645 00:30:02,907 --> 00:30:03,831 Whatever. 646 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:08,260 Are you Diana's girls? 647 00:30:08,343 --> 00:30:10,512 Strip down to your underwear and get on the bed. 648 00:30:10,513 --> 00:30:11,823 You don't understand. 649 00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,760 We heard you like it rough. 650 00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,855 What do you want your safe word to be? 651 00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:18,663 I am not the client. 652 00:30:19,396 --> 00:30:21,533 Chuck sent me. You're in danger, 653 00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:24,383 and so is Bart. Nevins got wise to your plan. 654 00:30:24,384 --> 00:30:25,695 Chuck's on his way to see Bart now, 655 00:30:25,696 --> 00:30:27,201 and we're supposed to regroup there. 656 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,670 He said that you would know the way. 657 00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:29,936 I do, yeah. 658 00:30:29,937 --> 00:30:32,508 Well, good, 'cause we really need to go. Come on. 659 00:30:35,354 --> 00:30:36,228 Chuck. 660 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:37,778 Chuck! 661 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,641 I wish you would have told me earlier 662 00:30:40,642 --> 00:30:42,557 you were having your P.I. take the pictures. 663 00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:43,888 I told the girls you would be doing it. 664 00:30:43,889 --> 00:30:45,690 I am. What are you talking about? 665 00:30:46,673 --> 00:30:47,703 Andrew Tyler. 666 00:30:47,704 --> 00:30:50,172 I saw him get into an elevator as I came down. 667 00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:51,225 You didn't send him? 668 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:53,008 I didn't send Andrew anywhere. 669 00:30:58,265 --> 00:31:00,251 Lola? Ivy? 670 00:31:04,835 --> 00:31:05,751 Where could they have gone? 671 00:31:05,752 --> 00:31:07,749 Uh-oh, Chuck. You might need to have 672 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:11,633 your private investigator investigated. 673 00:31:15,987 --> 00:31:17,285 So I'm a little confused. 674 00:31:17,286 --> 00:31:19,295 First, Blair says she's running out to get gelato, 675 00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,063 and then you say she's with Eleanor, 676 00:31:21,064 --> 00:31:23,552 and then Eleanor says she hasn't seen Blair all day. 677 00:31:23,553 --> 00:31:24,701 So where's Blair? 678 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:26,428 She's with Chuck. 679 00:31:27,226 --> 00:31:27,901 I knew it. 680 00:31:27,902 --> 00:31:30,470 I know it's hard, Dan, but you're gonna have to trust her. 681 00:31:30,657 --> 00:31:31,969 How am I supposed to trust her around Chuck 682 00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:33,389 when I know she doesn't love me? 683 00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,799 I mean, that's the real reason she doesn't wanna come away with me. 684 00:31:37,275 --> 00:31:40,050 I'm sorry. That's--I-I should talk about this to someone else. 685 00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:42,008 No, I-I can handle it. 686 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:48,310 I told Blair I loved her, and she didn't say it back. 687 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:51,615 Oh, Dan, you know how many times she's been burned by that word. 688 00:31:51,616 --> 00:31:53,007 First, Chuck took a year to say it, 689 00:31:53,008 --> 00:31:55,065 and then Louis said it too soon. 690 00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:57,512 I know how much she cares about you. 691 00:31:58,092 --> 00:32:00,503 She may not have said it then, but she will. 692 00:32:01,016 --> 00:32:03,142 Even if that is true, that doesn't change the fact 693 00:32:03,143 --> 00:32:04,450 that she lied to me. 694 00:32:04,451 --> 00:32:06,482 This lie is different. 695 00:32:06,679 --> 00:32:07,970 It's... 696 00:32:08,189 --> 00:32:09,470 It's life or death. 697 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,423 Come on. I know you Upper East Siders 698 00:32:11,424 --> 00:32:13,280 are partial to hyperbole, but it's-- 699 00:32:13,281 --> 00:32:14,666 Not this time. 700 00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,838 Bart Bass is alive. 701 00:32:18,924 --> 00:32:19,871 What? 702 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,443 Chuck? Bart? 703 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:25,993 Hello? 704 00:32:26,805 --> 00:32:27,900 Well, this is the room he was in yesterday. 705 00:32:27,901 --> 00:32:30,567 Maybe he changed rooms. You stay here. We'll go check. 706 00:32:30,568 --> 00:32:33,156 How about I come with you-- for protection? 707 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,757 Oh, wait. Here he comes. 708 00:32:39,412 --> 00:32:40,378 What the... 709 00:32:46,554 --> 00:32:47,912 Surprised to see me? 710 00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:52,500 Until you found out I was still alive. 711 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,197 Leave us. 712 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,731 You were the last person I saw before the accident. 713 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,560 You got out of the car right before it happened. 714 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:12,283 When Blair told me she saw you at the hotel earlier, 715 00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:13,565 I started thinking. 716 00:33:14,183 --> 00:33:16,934 It wasn't a competitor that tried to kill him. 717 00:33:16,935 --> 00:33:18,046 It was you. 718 00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:23,117 You hired me to gather intel on Nevins, and I did. 719 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,062 A lot of it. 720 00:33:25,745 --> 00:33:28,983 But he found out, and he threatened me and my family. 721 00:33:29,453 --> 00:33:31,946 It was either you or them, so I turned. 722 00:33:33,242 --> 00:33:34,589 Told him I'd work for him. 723 00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:37,589 And to prove my loyalty, I helped get you out of the way. 724 00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:40,015 I told 'em where you'd be-- in the car, 725 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,575 and they told me when to get out. 726 00:33:49,008 --> 00:33:50,302 Did you get all that? 727 00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:51,479 Every word. 728 00:33:51,968 --> 00:33:53,035 Officers? 729 00:34:05,105 --> 00:34:07,568 I guess now the police know the truth. 730 00:34:08,109 --> 00:34:09,603 You'll be sticking around. 731 00:34:23,838 --> 00:34:27,152 When you care about someone, you want them to stay. 732 00:34:31,004 --> 00:34:31,929 Come in. 733 00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:35,178 Someone from the "Times" is here. 734 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,382 Yeah, tell her Diana's already gone, 735 00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:39,192 and she took her day planner with her. 736 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:43,906 But sometimes, showing you care means letting them go. 737 00:34:57,861 --> 00:34:58,664 Hi. 738 00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:00,612 Hey. How'd everything go? 739 00:35:00,613 --> 00:35:02,309 Pretty great, considering. 740 00:35:02,422 --> 00:35:04,252 Bart Bass is alive and safe. 741 00:35:04,253 --> 00:35:07,024 Chuck stayed up there with him. They're talking to the police. 742 00:35:07,025 --> 00:35:08,431 And Ivy and Lola? 743 00:35:08,432 --> 00:35:10,794 You would have been proud, if you liked either of them. 744 00:35:10,795 --> 00:35:13,146 But if Lola hadn't texted where they were going, 745 00:35:13,147 --> 00:35:14,806 we might not have ever beat them up there. 746 00:35:14,807 --> 00:35:17,433 Well, maybe I should give her some more credit. 747 00:35:17,821 --> 00:35:19,967 Well, thanks for covering for me with Dan. 748 00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:24,421 I called him on the way back. He said we're going to Italy. 749 00:35:25,026 --> 00:35:27,175 Well, that's great news, isn't it? 750 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,413 Of course. I... 751 00:35:30,282 --> 00:35:31,565 I just hope they're not disappointed 752 00:35:31,566 --> 00:35:33,319 with the real Blair Waldorf when they meet her. 753 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,393 Oh, they never could be. 754 00:35:36,027 --> 00:35:37,905 But you should probably know you volunteered 755 00:35:37,906 --> 00:35:40,769 to teach English at a local school while you're there. 756 00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:42,815 Well, I guess I can't spend all my time 757 00:35:42,816 --> 00:35:44,575 shopping on the Via Condotti. 758 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,426 You could only stare up at the Sistine Chapel for so long. 759 00:35:49,255 --> 00:35:50,551 Thanks, S. 760 00:35:52,644 --> 00:35:54,411 You really are my best friend. 761 00:35:54,631 --> 00:35:56,376 Hmm. I love you, B. 762 00:35:57,227 --> 00:35:58,535 I love you, too. 763 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:00,984 Speaking of which, 764 00:36:01,222 --> 00:36:03,795 maybe it's time to tell Dan how you feel about him? 765 00:36:04,736 --> 00:36:06,083 He told you about that? 766 00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,114 I'm not ready. 767 00:36:14,557 --> 00:36:17,773 I really want the next person I say it to, to be the last. 768 00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:26,356 You're packing to come home, right? 769 00:36:27,261 --> 00:36:28,234 Right. 770 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,907 Now that we have Tyler's confession, we can get Nevins. 771 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,961 And I can show my face again. 772 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:38,674 I wanna thank you, son. 773 00:36:38,895 --> 00:36:40,914 I didn't think this was gonna be possible, 774 00:36:41,064 --> 00:36:44,912 but the way you took control, got me out of this mess, 775 00:36:45,393 --> 00:36:47,754 makes me think I did something right in raising you. 776 00:36:48,429 --> 00:36:50,706 I think we both know you didn't raise me. 777 00:36:51,653 --> 00:36:55,481 You were too busy with all those inappropriate transient women 778 00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:58,825 to teach me any viable life lessons... 779 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:03,602 Except those about inappropriate transient women. 780 00:37:14,654 --> 00:37:16,205 I will have to lay low, 781 00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:17,935 hire security. 782 00:37:18,658 --> 00:37:21,487 We'll take care of it together, like a family. 783 00:37:22,332 --> 00:37:25,533 Speaking of which, what about Lily? 784 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,278 Have you thought about how you wanna break the news to her? 785 00:37:28,717 --> 00:37:29,843 I'm not sure. 786 00:37:30,963 --> 00:37:33,428 My relationship with Lily was on the rocks. 787 00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:36,182 You and I were going through a difficult time. 788 00:37:38,594 --> 00:37:39,549 Maybe hiding all these years 789 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:41,746 was easier than facing things head-on. 790 00:37:43,874 --> 00:37:44,891 Well... 791 00:37:46,549 --> 00:37:49,832 How about we try group therapy next time instead? 792 00:37:56,564 --> 00:37:57,531 So how did Diana get away? 793 00:37:57,532 --> 00:37:59,400 What did she do, go out the window? 794 00:37:59,629 --> 00:38:01,080 Wouldn't put it past her. 795 00:38:01,879 --> 00:38:05,896 But whatever happened, I don't think we'll see her again. 796 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:09,888 Oh, good. Then I get your full attention. Yeah. 797 00:38:22,878 --> 00:38:23,575 Blair, it's three months. 798 00:38:23,576 --> 00:38:25,302 We can't--we can't spend the entire summer 799 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,677 living at the Hotel de Russie. 800 00:38:26,678 --> 00:38:28,480 Well, of course not. 801 00:38:28,485 --> 00:38:30,576 We also have to stay at the Portrait Suites, 802 00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:32,731 which is right above Ferragamo. 803 00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:35,733 Of course. That may be more for me. 804 00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:40,028 Do you really wanna spend 805 00:38:40,029 --> 00:38:42,746 the entire summer with me in Rome? 806 00:38:42,884 --> 00:38:43,731 Chuck's dad is alive. 807 00:38:43,732 --> 00:38:45,575 That is gonna change his world deeply. 808 00:38:45,576 --> 00:38:47,679 His, yes, but not mine. 809 00:38:49,055 --> 00:38:50,591 I understand why you did what you did today, 810 00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:52,791 but I need to know, for me, for us... 811 00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:56,246 What is really happening here? 812 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,896 There is nothing I want more 813 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,438 than to spend the summer right by your side. 814 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,603 Where are you going? 815 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:20,202 I just realized that somebody should probably break the news 816 00:39:20,203 --> 00:39:21,810 about Bart to my dad. 817 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,584 Well, then I will start researching restaurants. 818 00:39:24,585 --> 00:39:26,226 We have 3 months. That's 90 days, 819 00:39:26,227 --> 00:39:28,373 which is 270 meals. 820 00:39:28,606 --> 00:39:30,495 I may need to create a spreadsheet. 821 00:39:35,462 --> 00:39:38,259 You want camomile tea before bed, miss Serena? 822 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:41,846 I just make for miss Eleanor, catch up on all the gossip, 823 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,533 watch "Toddlers & Tiaras." 824 00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:46,376 Please, no more tiaras of any kind. 825 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:48,609 You have smile in eyes. 826 00:39:48,999 --> 00:39:51,259 It's so nice to see you away from that computer. 827 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,328 Yeah, the computer's gone, 828 00:39:52,329 --> 00:39:54,076 and I finally feel like I'm getting my life back, 829 00:39:54,077 --> 00:39:56,868 and my friends back, too. Feels good. 830 00:39:57,539 --> 00:39:59,578 Oh. It's probably Blair now. 831 00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:03,211 Evening, Upper East Siders. 832 00:40:03,212 --> 00:40:06,318 Many of you have complained I've been too kind 833 00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:08,918 to S. and B. these last few months. 834 00:40:08,976 --> 00:40:12,181 But all of that's about to change... 835 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:18,872 because I've got a page from Blair Waldorf's diary, 836 00:40:18,873 --> 00:40:22,946 where she tells all about who's really in her heart. 837 00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:33,424 Resync By Zerohacker Lebanon 838 00:40:33,544 --> 00:40:36,357 And there's lots more where that came from, 839 00:40:36,358 --> 00:40:41,087 courtesy of her B.F.F., S.V.D.W. 840 00:40:41,586 --> 00:40:44,281 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.