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Previously on
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Who says something like that
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right in the middle of sex?!
I don't know.
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It was the heat of the moment!
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No, the heat of the moment is
"Ooh, yeah, just like that."
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Not, "Will you marry me?"
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NASA really wants my telescope
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up on the Space Station,
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so they're putting me
on an earlier launch.
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When?
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A week from Friday.
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What? We're getting
married that Sunday.
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You're right.
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I can't go to space.
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I have to get married.
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No one can say
that's not a good reason.
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I'll call them back.
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We'll have the wedding
when you get back.
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Your dad's going
to be furious.
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There's no way
he's going to let us
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(chuckles) postpone this
wedding. Well, we tried.
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I'll talk to him.
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He won't say no
to his little girl.
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No! I, uh,
I should talk to him.
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Man to man.
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All right, look,
I'm going to level with you.
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I'm terrified about
going into space.
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You know, what if
I don't make it back?
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It's going to be okay, son.
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You really think so?
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Of course.
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A pretty girl
like Bernadette,
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she'll find a new guy.
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(man speaking Russian)
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(speaking Russian)
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Hey, Mike?
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Yeah...
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I changed my mind.
I don't want to do this.
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Good one.
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Yeah, I'm a funny guy.
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I also have a hysterical bit
planned for later
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(laughs)
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(all laughing)
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Sheldon, what channel
is NASA TV?
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289, right between
the Game Show Network at 288
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and the East coast feed of the
Disney Channel on 290.
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I love his eidetic
memory, it's so sexy.
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Sheldon, what are the
ingredients in Pringles?
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Dried potatoes, vegetable oil,
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corn flour, wheat starch,
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maltodextrin, salt,
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and my favorite ingredient
of all, uniformity.
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The uterus quivers,
does it not?
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There's Howard's rocket,
live from Kazakhstan.
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Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
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I don't think I can watch.
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You're nervous? I've been
stress-eating for four days.
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Look at me.
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I'm wearing my fat pants.
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Remarkable.
In just under a half hour,
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200 metric tons
of fuel will
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ignite in a
controlled explosion
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right beneath
Howard's keister.
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And all from a country whose
entire contribution
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to the global economy, has been
Tetris and mail-order brides.
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Give me those
damn Pringles.
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(speaking Russian)
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MAN (over radio):
Da.
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Okay, we're in
the final countdown.
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How you doing over there?
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Good! Good!
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Oh, quick question,
I missed it in the briefing.
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How much urine
do these suits hold?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 5x24
The Countdown Reflection
Original Air Date on May 10, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Hey, Froot Loops, want
to hit your fan switch?
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Check.
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He calls you Froot Loops because
of your very gay haircut?
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No, it's...
'cause I live with my mom
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and she makes me Froot Loops.
(chuckles)
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Go with gay story, people
are more accepting of that.
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Actually,
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Froot Loops just got
married to a girl.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks, we decided to do it
before the launch.
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You and Mrs. Loops
have a big wedding?
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Not exactly.
Listen, if you don't mind,
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I'm not really up for chatting.
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I'm just going to
sit here quietly
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and let my life
flash before my eyes.
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(big sigh)
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That went really quick.
Let me try it again.
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Close your eyes.
Put out your hand.
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I got you something special.
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Come on, Howard.
I'm not falling for that again.
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No, here...
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Oh, Howie.
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A little star.
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- It's beautiful.
- (chuckles)
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Put it on me.
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Okay, but I'm going to have
to get it back from you
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so I can take it to the
International Space Station.
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That way, when I come home,
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you will have a star
that was actually in space.
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Oh... my God.
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Take that, every guy who's ever
bought you anything. (chuckles)
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This is the most amazing
gift I've ever gotten.
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Really? Well, if you like it
that much,
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then close your eyes
and put out your hand.
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(both chuckle)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm going to the
supermarket to buy
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snacks for your trip!
Do you want me to
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get those little boxes
of Froot Loops you like?!
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No! When I eat Froot Loops,
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the other astronauts
make fun of me!
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Howard, I don't want
to wait until
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you're back to get married.
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What?
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I want to be
married to you
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before you get
in that rocket.
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But I'm leaving in two days.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
What about Apple Jacks?!
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I don't need
to take cereal!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: What kind of
breakfast do you think
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they're going to
give you in Russia?!
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They invented blintzes!
I'll be fine!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: They invented
the lightbulb in New Jersey!
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It doesn't mean they hand them
out to you when you go!
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We'll have a quick little
ceremony with just our friends,
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and we'll still have
the big reception
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with everyone when
you get back.
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Wow. (chuckles)
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Okay. Let's get married.
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(chuckles)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: You know what,
I'll buy you All-Bran
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in case you get
stopped up in outer space.
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So anyway, we decided to go down
to City Hall this afternoon
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get married, and then have the
reception when Howard gets back.
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Great!
That's so good!
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I mean, we know it's short notice,
but we'd love you all to come with us.
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No, no, no, this is not
the wedding I wanted!
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I want to wear
my maid of honor dress
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and walk down the aisle
with a hundred eyes on me,
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while a string quartet plays
"The Way You Look Tonight."
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That wasn't going to be
our processional music.
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Well, it was going
to be mine!
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Thank you for the invitation,
but I have to decline
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because it doesn't sound
like something I'll enjoy.
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Come on, Sheldon,
it'll be fun.
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That's what you said about
The Green Lantern movie.
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You were 114 minutes of wrong.
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So, what do you say, Amy?
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Can I wear my
maid of honor dress?
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Seriously? You're going to
wear that thing to City Hall?
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It's all I have left! You're going
to take that from me, too?!
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Amy, you look great.
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I know.
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Where'd you get a beer?
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From that happy young couple
over there
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with all the tattoos.
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Beautiful story:
they're in rival drug gangs,
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and they're getting married.
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Shh, no one can know.
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Look at all these people
in love.
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It kind of gets you
thinking, doesn't it?
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It does, indeed.
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Leonard...
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is it awkward being here
with Penny given that
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you recently
proposed to her?
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You proposed to Penny?
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I don't want to talk about it.
Where did he pop the question?
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What did you say?
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She said, "No."
Can we drop it now?
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It wasn't a real proposal.
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Why wasn't it
a real proposal?
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He asked her
during coitus.
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Did you get down on one knee
or where you already there?
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(chuckles)
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Howard, don't talk like that
on your wedding day.
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Sorry, Ma... Bernadette.
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Ma... Burna...
You're ma Bernadette.
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Good move telling Sheldon.
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What, I can't propose?
I can't talk to my friends?
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Is there anything else
I'm not allowed to do?
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All right,
that's enough.
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Today is not
about you two.
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Today is about
Howard and Bernadette
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and me.
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Folks, can I have
your attention.
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It's 5:00, we're going to be
able to take three more couples.
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The rest of you will have
to come back on Monday.
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Oh, no.
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I got this.
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Excuse me?
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But is there any way
you could squeeze us in?
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See, I'm an astronaut and
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I'm leaving for Russia
on Sunday so
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I can take a Soyuz rocket to the
International Space Station.
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Yeah, me, too.
I'll see you there.
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I can't believe we're not
going to get married.
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Excuse me, I'm going
to go see if the couple
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at the front of the line
needs a maid of honor.
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DIMITRI:
So, I tell my wife,
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"Get a dog, don't get a dog,
I'm not walking it,
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I'm not feeding it,
I'm not picking up after it."
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You know you're going
to wind up walking it.
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I know.
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Uh, shouldn't you guys
be talking about
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space stuff
instead of dogs?
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Dimitri,
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Froot Loops would be
more comfortable
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if we talked about
space stuff.
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Okay,
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I'm going into space,
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and when I come back,
I have to pick up a poodle crap.
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Is that better?
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Thanks.
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You know, we could always drive
to Vegas and get married.
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No, it's that
kind of tacky?
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Hey, I know tons of people
who got married in Vegas.
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Are any of them
still married?
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Yeah, I mean, not to
the same people but...
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There's got to be some place
special we could do it.
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Leonard, where did you
envision marrying Penny?
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Will you shut up?
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Well, I know how to
make it special.
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I told you we are not
recreating the wedding
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from The Sound of Music.
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Yes, you made that
brutally clear to me.
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What I was going to suggest is
if that you're willing to wait
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until Sunday morning,
the Google satellite
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will be over Pasadena.
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You can have your wedding
photographed from space.
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PENNY: Oh...
That's so cool.
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- Oh, way to go, Raj.
- I keep telling you,
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if I wasn't an astrophysicist,
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I would have been
a party planner.
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(laughs)
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It was always a coin flip.
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Okay, so we know we're going
to do it Sunday morning.
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Now we need to find a good place
for the satellite to see us.
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How about our roof?
253
00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:40,741
- Oh, I like that.
- That's great.
254
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,160
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe
my maid of honor dress
255
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,778
is going to be on Google Earth.
256
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,782
So, we have the
where and the when,
257
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,952
but we still need to figure out
who's going to do the ceremony.
258
00:11:51,954 --> 00:11:53,504
Well, that's easy.
Anyone can go online
259
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,805
and get ordained as a minister.
260
00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:56,924
I know a piercing parlor,
where, for a hundred bucks,
261
00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:58,626
they'll marry you
and stick a wedding ring
262
00:11:58,628 --> 00:12:00,962
through any body part you want.
263
00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:04,649
Great, well,
who's it going to be?
264
00:12:04,651 --> 00:12:06,317
SHELDON:
I'll do it,
265
00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:10,187
provided I can perform
the ceremony in Klingon.
266
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,689
No.
267
00:12:12,908 --> 00:12:15,109
What do you see in her?
268
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,631
(speaking Russian)
269
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,833
Leaking? What's leaking?
270
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:25,753
Fuel. Shh.
271
00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:29,907
(man speaking Russian
over radio)
272
00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:32,543
(speaking Russian)
273
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:36,213
There's fuel leaking
and we're still going to go?
274
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:40,017
Don't lose your Froot Loops,
Froot Loops.
275
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,136
This happens a lot.
276
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,639
Nine times out of ten,
no problem.
277
00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:47,308
What happens on the tenth time?
278
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,560
Problem.
279
00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:54,365
Hey, guys,
before I forget,
280
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,567
I got you a little
groomsman present.
281
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,703
- Oh, thanks, man.
- You didn't have to do that.
282
00:12:58,705 --> 00:13:01,439
Fantastic Four,
annual number three from 1965,
283
00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:02,990
in mint condition.
284
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:06,694
The one where Mr. Fantastic and
the Invisible Girl get married.
285
00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,129
(chuckles) Oh, wow.
(chuckles)
286
00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:10,414
Oh, dear.
287
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,584
- I was afraid of this.
- What?
288
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:17,588
While a thoughtful gift, this
comic book in this condition
289
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,724
is worth at least
a hundred dollars.
290
00:13:19,726 --> 00:13:20,825
Yeah, so?
291
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,209
I bought you an Bernadette
292
00:13:22,211 --> 00:13:24,979
a gravy boat worth $88.
293
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:28,099
Which places me in your debt
294
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:30,017
and I can't be in your debt
295
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:33,371
because someday you might
ask me to help you move...
296
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:38,075
...or to kill a man.
297
00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:41,078
I doubt he'll ask you
to kill a man.
298
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,830
Well, what if it's
his only way out?
299
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:43,998
I can't risk it.
300
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,702
Here is $12.
301
00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:51,205
Now, we're even.
302
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,623
(stammers) Wait...
303
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,459
I bought a card.
Give me two dollars.
304
00:13:58,513 --> 00:14:01,182
And for the record, this is why
I hate gift-giving.
305
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,021
AMY:
Who is it?
306
00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:08,723
It's the groom.
307
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:12,526
You can't come in.
Bad luck to see the bride.
308
00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:15,363
Okay, uh, fine.
309
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:17,565
Bernie, I have to go
pick up my mother!
310
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,200
I'll be right back!
311
00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:22,319
BERNADETTE:
Why can't she drive herself?!
312
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,572
She doesn't want to sit in
her dress and wrinkle it
313
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:27,908
so I'm going to lay her down in
the back of my neighbor's van!
314
00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:31,328
All right, just hurry!
315
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,298
Okay, I'll see you later,
Ma... uh...
316
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,883
lovely bride-to-be.
317
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,004
I really got to watch that.
318
00:14:45,644 --> 00:14:47,294
Come on, Raj,
we're ready to start.
319
00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:48,763
What, we're ready,
320
00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:52,032
when I say we're ready.
321
00:14:52,034 --> 00:14:53,350
(muttering)
322
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,135
Ooh. (clears throat)
323
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,239
Okay, now we're ready.
324
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:02,693
Ma, you want to move your chair
over here so you can see?!
325
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,111
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I'm fine where I am!
326
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,647
I don't want to
fall off the roof!
327
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,285
You'll fall through the roof
before you fall off it.
328
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,672
Penny.
329
00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:18,626
(Vivaldi's Spring plays)
330
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:23,597
Your new mother-in-law's
a piece of work.
331
00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:25,549
Not now, Dad.
332
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,468
She's got a
bigger mustache than me.
333
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:32,356
Here you go.
334
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,308
"Here you go"?
335
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,777
What am I, a football?
336
00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:47,705
Like that guy
could catch a football.
337
00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,557
KOOTHRAPPALI:
Howard and Bernadette,
338
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:52,743
the five of us stand before you
as your friends
339
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,695
and newly ordained ministers.
340
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:57,698
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Louder!
341
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,968
They all got ordained,
they're all marrying us,
342
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,336
it's adorable!
343
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,672
If you want to hear it,
come closer!
344
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,761
Guys, when I look
at the two of you
345
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:15,516
starting your lives together,
it fills... my heart...
346
00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:19,770
It fills my... heart...
(sobs)
347
00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,939
Okay, I'm going
to need a minute.
348
00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:24,942
Okay, I'll, I'll go.
(clears throat)
349
00:16:24,944 --> 00:16:27,328
Howard and Bernadette,
I know you two
350
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,914
planned on getting married
in a big fancy wedding,
351
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,283
but when you're in love,
it doesn't matter where
352
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,617
or how these things happen.
353
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:37,070
It just matters that
you have each other.
354
00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:40,708
Hmm.
355
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,210
Problem?
356
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,129
No.
357
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:47,848
I think the
Reverend Hofstadter
358
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,633
is making an
ironic connection
359
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:52,803
between your statement about
love and your rejection
360
00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,421
of his proposal
in the bedroom.
361
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,993
Oh, grow up.
Hey, I didn't say it.
362
00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,193
All right, that's enough
from the both of you.
364
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:07,067
Bernadette, I want to thank you
365
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,336
for allowing me to be
your maid of honor.
366
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:11,372
I also want you to know,
367
00:17:11,374 --> 00:17:13,290
that I will be happy
to do it again
368
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:16,210
if this marriage craps out.
369
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:23,167
Thank you, Amy.
370
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,252
Very touching.
371
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,455
Howard and Bernadette,
372
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:31,592
you are lucky enough to be best
friends who love each other.
373
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:34,011
And that's the
strongest kind of love
374
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:39,633
because at its core, it has
kindness, patience, and respect.
375
00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:44,521
Qualities that are hard to find
in people these days.
376
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,729
Would you like
some aloe vera?
377
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:53,948
You just got burned.
378
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,619
All right, my turn.
(clears throat)
379
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:02,623
Howard, Bernadette...
380
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,993
(speaking Klingon)
381
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:09,496
Sheldon! I told
you no Klingon!
382
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,718
Fine, I'll do it in English,
383
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,470
but it loses something.
384
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:22,192
The need to find another human
being to share one's life with,
385
00:18:22,194 --> 00:18:24,161
has always puzzled me.
386
00:18:25,497 --> 00:18:28,983
Maybe because I'm so interesting
all by myself.
387
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:33,520
With that being said,
may you find as much happiness
388
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:37,658
with each other
as I find on my own.
389
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,360
The Klingon would have
made you cry.
390
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:45,249
I believe you two
have prepared vows?
391
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:51,755
Howard Joel Wolowitz,
like you,
392
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,874
this is going to be
short and sweet.
393
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,178
I love you with
all my heart and soul
394
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,615
and promise
to be with you forever.
395
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:09,106
Bernadette Maryann
Rostenkowski...
396
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:11,058
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Speak up!
397
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:14,561
Hey, from now on, she's the
only women who can yell at me!
398
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,734
Until I met you,
399
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:25,622
I couldn't imagine spending
my life with just one person...
400
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,874
(chuckles)
401
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:29,626
...and now I can't imagine
402
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,579
spending one day
of it without you.
403
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,751
ALL:
By the power vested in us,
404
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,670
by the state of California...
405
00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:41,388
and the Klingon High Council...
406
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:47,478
...we now pronounce you husband
and wife.
407
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,897
(all cheering)
408
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,539
That's ignition.
409
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,908
I love this part!
410
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,359
Me, too!
411
00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:20,862
I have strongly mixed feelings!
412
00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:24,817
Oh, my God,
it's happening.
413
00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:25,968
Did I miss it?
414
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,419
No, come on in. Hurry.
415
00:20:27,421 --> 00:20:29,471
(rocket engine rumbling on TV)
416
00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:31,440
I love that man.
417
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:34,209
Me, too.
418
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:40,199
I can't believe it.
419
00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:43,886
This whole time, a small part
of me thought he was lying.
420
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:47,072
(man speaking in Russian
over TV)
421
00:20:48,742 --> 00:20:50,559
This is it.
422
00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:54,896
Boldly go,
Howard Wolowitz.
423
00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:58,500
(man speaking Russian over TV)
424
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:01,460
WOLOWITZ:
Oy vay...!
425
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,560
== sync, corrected by elderman ==