1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:06,005 ANNOUNCER: Previously on The Big Bang Theory: - Who says that in the middle of sex? 2 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:08,257 l don't know. lt was the heat of the moment. 3 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:11,176 No, the heat of the moment is, "Oh, yeah, just like that." 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,138 Not, "Will you marry me?" 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,518 NASA really wants my telescope up on the Space Station... 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,563 ...so they're putting me on an earlier launch. 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,858 -When? -A week from Friday. 8 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,652 What? But we're getting married that Sunday. 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:33,824 You're right. l can't go to space. l have to get married. 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,828 No one can say that's not a good reason. l'll call them back. 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,707 -Have the wedding when you get back. -Your dad's gonna be furious. 12 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:45,502 There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding. Well, we tried. 13 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,382 l'll talk to him. He won't say no to his little girl. 14 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:54,428 No, l-- l should talk to him, you know, man-to-man. 15 00:00:54,929 --> 00:01:00,059 All right, look, l'm gonna level with you. l'm terrified about going into space. 16 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,103 You know, what if l don't make it back? 17 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,023 lt's gonna be okay, son. 18 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,400 You really think so? 19 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,402 Of course. 20 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,821 A pretty girl like Bernadette? 21 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,282 She'll find a new guy. 22 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,080 MAN [lN RUSSlAN OVER RADlO]: 23 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,500 [lN RUSSlAN] 24 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,503 -Hey, Mike? -Yeah? 25 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,339 l changed my mind. l don't wanna do this. 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,219 -Good one. -Yeah, l'm a funny guy. 27 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,721 l also have a hysterical bit planned for later... 28 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,724 ...where l pretend to cry through the whole launch. 29 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,895 [BOTH LAUGHlNG] 30 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,523 [ALL LAUGHlNG] 31 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,068 [SlGHS] 32 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:56,156 -Sheldon, what channel is NASA TV? -Two-eighty-nine... 33 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,784 ...right between the Game Show Network at 288... 34 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:02,746 ...and the East Coast feed of the Disney Channel on 290. 35 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,416 l love his eidetic memory. lt's so sexy. 36 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,753 Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles? 37 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,882 Dried potatoes, vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch... 38 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,469 ...maltodextrin, salt, and my favorite ingredient of all... 39 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,596 ...uniformity. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,766 The uterus quivers, does it not? 41 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,601 There's Howard's rocket... 44 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:32,901 You're nervous? l've been stress-eating for four days. Look at me. 45 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,654 l'm wearing my fat pants. 46 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,905 Remarkable. 47 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:41,493 ln just under a half hour, 200 metric tons of fuel will ignite... 48 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:45,914 ...in a controlled explosion right beneath Howard's keister. 49 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,585 And all from a country whose entire contribution to the global economy... 50 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,713 ...has been "Tetris" and mail-order brides. 51 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,550 Give me those damn Pringles. 52 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:01,513 [lN RUSSlAN] 53 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,764 MAN [ON RADlO]: 54 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,017 Okay, we're in the final countdown. 55 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,103 -How you doing over there? -Good, good. 56 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,480 Quick question. l missed it in the briefing. 57 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,357 How much urine do these suits hold? 58 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,555 Hey, Froot Loops, wanna hit your fan switch? 59 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,182 Check. 60 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:50,395 He calls you Froot Loops because of your very gay haircut? 61 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:56,443 No, it's because l live with my mom and she makes me Froot Loops. 62 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,281 Go with gay story. People are more accepting of that. 63 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,287 Actually, Froot Loops just got married to a girl. 64 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,081 Congratulations. 65 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,000 Thanks. We decided to do it before the launch. 66 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,461 You and Mrs. Loops have a big wedding? 67 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,756 Not exactly. 68 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,717 Listen, if you don't mind, l'm not really up for chatting. 69 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:26,265 l'm just gonna sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes. 70 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:28,433 [SlGHS] 71 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,229 That went really quick. Let me try it again. 72 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,194 Close your eyes. Put out your hand. l got you something special. 73 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,489 Come on, Howard, l'm not falling for that again. 74 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,910 No, here. 75 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:53,208 Oh, Howie, a little star. 76 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,584 lt's beautiful. 77 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,961 Put it on me. 78 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,588 Okay, but l'm gonna have to get it back from you... 79 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,009 ...so l can take it to the lnternational Space Station. 80 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,511 That way, when l come home... 81 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,432 ...you will have a star that was actually in space. 82 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,975 [GASPS] 83 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,435 Oh, my God. 84 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,646 Take that, every guy who's ever bought you anything. 85 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,318 This is the most amazing gift l've ever gotten. 86 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:24,656 Really? lf you like it that much, close your eyes and put out your hand. 87 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,038 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: l'm going to the supermarket to buy snacks for your trip! 88 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:35,792 Do you want me to get those little boxes of Froot Loops you like? 89 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:41,256 No. When l eat Froot Loops, the other astronauts make fun of me! 90 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,304 l don't wanna wait until you're back to get married. 91 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,680 What? 92 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,641 l wanna be married to you before you get in that rocket. 93 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,311 But l'm leaving in two days. 94 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,314 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: What about Apple Jacks?! 95 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,859 l don't need to take cereal! 96 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,111 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: What kind of breakfast do you think... 97 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,238 ...they're gonna give you in Russia?! 98 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:10,118 They invented blintzes! l'll be fine! 99 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,621 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: They invented the light bulb in New Jersey! 100 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:16,583 lt doesn't mean they hand them out to you when you go! 101 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,545 We'll have a little ceremony with just our friends. 102 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:24,007 We'll still have the big reception with everyone when you get back. 103 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,718 Wow, okay, let's get married. 104 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,470 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 105 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,016 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: You know what?! 106 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:38,563 l'll buy you All-Bran in case you get stopped up in outer space! 107 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,986 We decided to go down to city hall this afternoon, get married... 108 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,697 ...and then have the reception when Howard gets back. 109 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,116 -That's so great. -Cool. 110 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,411 We know it's short notice, but we'd love you all to come with us. 111 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,123 No, no, no, this is not the wedding l wanted. 112 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,626 l wanna wear my maid-of-honor dress... 113 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,254 ...walk down the aisle with a hundred eyes on me... 114 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,632 ...while a string quartet plays "The way You Look Tonight." 115 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,592 That wasn't our processional music. 116 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,636 Well, it was gonna be mine. 117 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,265 Thank you for the invitation, but l have to decline... 118 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,059 ...because it doesn't sound like something l'll enjoy. 119 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:18,979 Come on, it'll be fun. 120 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,982 That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. 121 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,361 You were 1 14 minutes of wrong. 122 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,406 So, what do you say, Amy? 123 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:35,078 -Can l wear my maid-of-honor dress? -Seriously? Wear that thing to city hall? 124 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,873 lt's all l have left. You gonna take that from me too? 125 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,508 -Amy, you look great. -l know. 126 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,346 Where'd you get a beer? 127 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,558 From that happy young couple over there with all the tattoos. 128 00:07:56,767 --> 00:08:00,729 Beautiful story. They're in rival drug gangs and they're getting married. 129 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:03,815 Shh. No one can know. 130 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,319 Look at all these people in love. 131 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,321 Kind of gets you thinking, doesn't it? 132 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,448 lt does, indeed. 133 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,326 Leonard, is it awkward being here with Penny... 134 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,995 ...given that you recently proposed to her? 135 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,083 -You proposed? -l don't wanna talk about it. 136 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,336 Where'd he pop the question? What'd you say? 137 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:27,464 -She said no. Can we drop it? -lt wasn't a real proposal. 138 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,717 -Why wasn't it a real proposal? -He asked her during coitus. 139 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:36,806 Did you get down on one knee or were you already there? Ha, ha! 140 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,727 Don't talk like that on your wedding day. 141 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:44,314 Sorry, Ma-- Bernadette. Ma-- Bern-- You're my Bernadette. 142 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,361 -Good move telling Sheldon. -Can't propose, can't talk to my friends. 143 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,738 ls there anything else l'm not allowed to do? 144 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,574 All right, that's enough. Today is not about you two. 145 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:59,579 Today is about Howard and Bernadette and me. 146 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,707 Folks, can l have your attention? 147 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,293 lt's 5:00. We're gonna take three more couples. 148 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,546 The rest have to come back on Monday. 149 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,131 -No. -l got this. 150 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,885 Excuse me, but is there any way you can squeeze us in? 151 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:20,392 See, l'm an astronaut and l'm leaving for Russia on Sunday... 152 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:24,354 ...so l can take a Soyuz rocket to the lnternational Space Station. 153 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,523 Yeah, me too. l'll see you there. 154 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,279 l can't believe we're not gonna get married. 155 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,616 l'm gonna go see if the couple at the front of the line needs a maid of honor. 156 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,376 So l tell my wife, "Get a dog, don't get a dog. 157 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,255 l'm not walking it, l'm not feeding it, l'm not picking up after it." 158 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,467 You know you're gonna wind up walking it. 159 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,469 l know. 160 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:02,559 Um, shouldn't you guys be talking about space stuff instead of dogs? 161 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,937 Dimitri, Froot Loops would be more comfortable... 162 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,315 ...if we talked about space stuff. 163 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,444 Okay. l'm going into space. 164 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:16,114 And when l come back, l have to pick up a poodle crap. 165 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,619 ls that better? 166 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,204 Thanks. 167 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,085 You know, we could always drive to Vegas and get married. 168 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,920 No, isn't that kind of tacky? 169 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,381 l know tons of people who got married in Vegas. 170 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,009 -Are any of them still married? -Yeah. 171 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,345 l mean, not to the same people, but.... 172 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,182 There's gotta be someplace special we could do it. 173 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,686 Leonard, where did you envision marrying Penny? 174 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,523 Will you shut up? 175 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,486 l know how to make it special. 176 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:58,114 l told you, we are not re-creating the wedding from The Sound ofMusic. 177 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,909 Yes, you made that brutally clear to me. 178 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,703 What l was going to suggest is... 179 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,498 ...if you're willing to wait until Sunday morning... 180 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,542 ...the Google satellite will be over Pasadena. 181 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,420 You can have your wedding photographed from space. 182 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,339 -Whoa. HOWARD: That's so cool. 183 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,216 -Way to go, Raj. -l keep telling you. 184 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,636 lf l wasn't an astrophysicist, l would've been a party planner. 185 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,640 lt was always a coin-flip. 186 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,685 Okay, so we know we're gonna do it Sunday morning. 187 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,480 Now we need to find a good place for the satellite to see us. 188 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,148 How about our roof? 189 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,567 -Oh, l like that. -That's great. 190 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:35,819 Oh, my gosh. 191 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:39,656 l can't believe my maid-of-honor dress is gonna be on Google Earth. 192 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,701 So we have the where and the when... 193 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,329 ...but we still need to figure out who's gonna do the ceremony. 194 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,040 Anyone can go online and get ordained as a minister. 195 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,710 l know a piercing parlor where they'll marry you... 196 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:55,088 ...and stick a wedding ring through any body part you want. 197 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,384 Right, well, who's it gonna be? 198 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:04,097 l'll do it, provided l can perform the ceremony in Klingon. 199 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,599 No. 200 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,310 What do you see in her? 201 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,941 [lN RUSSlAN] 202 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,193 Leaking? what's leaking? 203 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,696 Fuel. Shh. 204 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,451 MAN [ON RADlO lN RUSSlAN]: 205 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,623 There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go? 206 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,335 Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops. 207 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,504 This happens a lot. 208 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,965 Nine times out of 1 0, no problem. 209 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,636 -What happens on the 1 0th time? -Problem. 210 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,935 Hey, guys, before l forget, l got you a little groomsmen present. 211 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,437 -Thanks. -You didn't have to. 212 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:57,275 Fantastic Four Annual Number 3 from 1 965 in mint condition. 213 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,945 The one where Mr. Fantastic and the lnvisible Girl get married. 214 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,405 Oh, wow. 215 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,532 Oh, dear. 216 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,952 -l was afraid of this. -What? 217 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,623 While a thoughtful gift, this comic book in this condition... 218 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,126 -...is worth at least $1 00. -Yeah, so? 219 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:19,172 l bought you and Bernadette a gravy boat worth $88. 220 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,135 Which places me in your debt, and l can't be in your debt... 221 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,514 ...because someday, you might ask me to help you move... 222 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,519 ...or to kill a man. 223 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,480 l doubt he'll ask you to kill a man. 224 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,316 Well, what if it's his only way out? l can't risk it. 225 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,861 Here is $1 2. 226 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,991 Now we're even. Wait, wait, wait. 227 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,577 l bought a card. Give me $2. 228 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,042 For the record, this is why l hate gift-giving. 229 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,091 AMY: who is it? -lt's the groom. 230 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,678 You can't come in. Bad luck to see the bride. 231 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,681 Okay, fine. 232 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,685 Bernie, l have to go pick up my mother! l'll be right back! 233 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,229 BERNADETTE: Why can't she drive herself? 234 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,857 She doesn't wanna sit in her dress and wrinkle it! 235 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,068 So l'm gonna lay her down in the back of my neighbor's van! 236 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,697 BERNADETTE: All right, just hurry! 237 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:30,577 Okay, l'll see you later, Ma-- Uh, lovely bride-to-be! 238 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,122 l really gotta watch that. 239 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,005 Come on, Raj, we're ready to start. 240 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,466 We're ready when l say we're ready. 241 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,677 [MUTTERlNG] 242 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,387 Oop. Ahem. 243 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,724 Okay. Now we're ready. 244 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:57,061 Ma, you wanna move your chair over here so you can see?! 245 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:01,608 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: l'm fine where l am! l don't wanna fall off the roof! 246 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,487 You'll fall through the roof before you fall off it. 247 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,574 Penny? 248 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,952 [VlVALDl'S "SPRlNG" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS] 249 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,624 Your new mother-in-law is a piece of work. 250 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,417 Not now, Dad. 251 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,628 She's got a bigger mustache than me. 252 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,507 Here you go. 253 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,929 Here you go? What am l, a football? 254 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,980 Like that guy could catch a football. 255 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,902 "Howard and Bernadette, the five of us stand before you... 256 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,988 ...as your friends and newly ordained ministers." 257 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,658 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: Louder! 258 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,579 They all got ordained! They're all marrying us! lt's adorable! 259 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,831 lf you wanna hear, come closer! 260 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:06,714 "Guys, when l look at the two of you starting your lives together... 261 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,676 ...it fills my heart.... 262 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,138 [VOlCE CRACKlNG] lt fills my heart...." 263 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,057 Okay, l'm gonna need a minute. 264 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,102 Okay, l'll go. Ahem. 265 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,645 "Howard and Bernadette... 266 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,148 ...l know you two planned on getting married in a big, fancy wedding. 267 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,986 When you're in love, it doesn't matter where or how these things happen. 268 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,531 lt just matters that you have each other." 269 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,158 LEONARD: Hmm. 270 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,539 -Problem? -No. 271 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,002 l think the Reverend Hofstadter is making an ironic connection... 272 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,004 ...between your statement about love... 273 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,340 ...and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom. 274 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,633 Oh, grow up. 275 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,760 -Hey, l didn't say it. -That's enough. 276 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,221 -Well, he started it. -Well, l'm ending it. 277 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:03,604 "Bernadette, l wanna thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. 278 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,358 l also want you to know that l will be happy to do it again... 279 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,028 ...if this marriage craps out." 280 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,412 Thank you, Amy. Very touching. 281 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,707 "Howard and Bernadette... 282 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,918 ...you are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other. 283 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,714 And that's the strongest kind of love, because at its core... 284 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:34,302 ...it has kindness, patience and respect." 285 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:38,639 Qualities that are hard to find in people these days. 286 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,022 Would you like some aloe vera? 287 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,107 You just got burned. 288 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,029 All right, my turn. Ahem. 289 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,532 "Howard, Bernadette:" 290 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,328 [SPEAKlNG lN KLlNGON] 291 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,623 Sheldon, l told you, no Klingon. 292 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,630 Fine, l'll do it in English, but it loses something. 293 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,385 "The need to find another human being to share one's life with... 294 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,304 ...has always puzzled me. 295 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,142 Maybe because l'm so interesting all by myself. 296 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,898 With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other... 297 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,818 ...as l find on my own." 298 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,487 The Klingon would have made you cry. 299 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,367 l believe you two have prepared vows? 300 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:48,000 Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you, this is going to be short and sweet. 301 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:55,716 l love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever. 302 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,474 Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski-- 303 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,434 MRS. WOLOWlTZ: Speak up! 304 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,688 Hey, from now on, she's the only woman who can yell at me! 305 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:19,991 Until l met you, l couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person. 306 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:27,707 And now l can't imagine spending one day of it without you. 307 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,963 ALL: By the power vested in us by the state of California-- 308 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,548 And the Klingon High Council. 309 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:42,930 ALL: --we now pronounce you husband and wife. 310 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,327 That's ignition. 311 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,412 l love this part! 312 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,080 Me too! 313 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,459 l have strongly mixed feelings. 314 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,630 Oh, my God, it's happening. 315 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,216 -Did l miss it? -No, come on in. Hurry. 316 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,218 [MAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN ON TV] 317 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,845 l love that man. 318 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,139 Me too. 319 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,853 l can't believe it. 320 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,815 This whole time, a small part of me thought he was lying. 321 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,405 This is it. 322 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,742 Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz. 323 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,078 [MAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN ON TV] 324 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:53,626 [HOWARD YELLlNG AND SOBBlNG] 325 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,946 [English - US - SDH]