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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory:
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Who says something like that
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right in the middle of sex?!
I don't know.
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It was the heat of the moment!
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No, the heat of the moment is
"Ooh, yeah, just like that."
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Not, "Will you marry me?"
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NASA really wants my telescope
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up on the Space Station,
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so they're putting me
on an earlier launch.
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When?
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A week from Friday.
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What? We're getting
married that Sunday.
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You're right.
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I can't go to space.
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I have to get married.
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No one can say
that's not a good reason.
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I'll call them back.
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We'll have the wedding
when you get back.
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Your dad's going
to be furious.
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There's no way
he's going to let us
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postpone this
wedding. Well, we tried.
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I'll talk to him.
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He won't say no
to his little girl.
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No! I, uh,
I should talk to him.
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Man to man.
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All right, look,
I'm going to level with you.
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I'm terrified about
going into space.
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You know, what if
I don't make it back?
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It's going to be okay, son.
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You really think so?
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Of course.
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A pretty girl
like Bernadette,
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she'll find a new guy.
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Hey, Mike?
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Yeah...
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I changed my mind.
I don't want to do this.
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Good one.
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Yeah, I'm a funny guy.
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I also have a hysterical bit
planned for later
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where I pretend to cry
through the whole launch.
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Sheldon, what channel
is NASA TV?
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I love his eidetic
memory, it's so sexy.
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Sheldon, what are the
ingredients in Pringles?
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Dried potatoes, vegetable oil,
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corn flour, wheat starch,
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maltodextrin, salt,
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and my favorite ingredient
of all, uniformity.
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The uterus quivers,
does it not?
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There's Howard's rocket,
live from Kazakhstan.
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Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
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I don't think I can watch.
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You're nervous? I've been
stress-eating for four days.
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Look at me.
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I'm wearing my fat pants.
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Remarkable.
In just under a half hour,
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200 metric tons
of fuel will
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ignite in a
controlled explosion
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right beneath
Howard's keister.
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And all from a country whose
entire contribution
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to the global economy, has been
Tetris and mail-order brides.
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Give me those
damn Pringles.
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Da.
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Okay, we're in
the final countdown.
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How you doing over there?
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Good! Good!
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Oh, quick question,
I missed it in the briefing.
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How much urine
do these suits hold?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync by Eu_I_Myself,
corrected by elderman ==
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Hey, Froot Loops, want
to hit your fan switch?
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Check.
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He calls you Froot Loops because
of your very gay haircut?
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No, it's...
'cause I live with my mom
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and she makes me Froot Loops.
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Go with gay story, people
are more accepting of that.
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Actually,
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Froot Loops just got
married to a girl.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks, we decided to do it
before the launch.
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You and Mrs. Loops
have a big wedding?
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Not exactly.
Listen, if you don't mind,
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I'm not really up for chatting.
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I'm just going to
sit here quietly
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and let my life
flash before my eyes.
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That went really quick.
Let me try it again.
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Close your eyes.
Put out your hand.
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I got you something special.
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Come on, Howard.
I'm not falling for that again.
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No, here...
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Oh, Howie.
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A little star.
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It's beautiful.
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Put it on me.
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Okay, but I'm going to have
to get it back for you
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so I can take it to the
International Space Station.
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That way, when I come home,
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you will have a star
that was actually in space.
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Oh... my God.
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Take that, every guy who's ever
bought you anything.
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This is the most amazing
gift I've ever gotten.
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Really? Well, if you like it
that much,
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then close your eyes
and put out your hand.
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I'm going to the
supermarket to buy
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snacks for your trip!
Do you want me to
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get those little boxes
of Froot Loops you like?!
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No! When I eat Froot Loops,
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the other astronauts
make fun of me!
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Howard, I don't want
to wait until
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you're back to get married.
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What?
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I want to be
married to you
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before you get
in that rocket.
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But I'm leaving in two days.
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What about Apple Jacks?!
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I don't need
to take cereal!
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What kind of
breakfast do you think
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they're going to
give you in Russia?!
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They invented blintzes!
I'll be fine!
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They invented
the lightbulb in New Jersey!
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It doesn't mean they hand them
out to you when you go!
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We'll have a quick little
ceremony with just our friends,
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and we'll still have
the big reception
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with everyone when
you get back.
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Wow.
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Okay. Let's get married.
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You know what,
I'll buy you All-Bran
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in case you get
stopped up in outer space.
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So anyway, we decided to go down
to City Hall this afternoon
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get married, and then have the
reception when Howard gets back.
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Great!
That's so good!
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I mean, we know it's short notice,
but we'd love you all to come with us.
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No, no, no, this is not
the wedding I wanted!
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I want to wear
my maid of honor dress
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and walk down the aisle
with a hundred eyes on me,
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while a string quartet plays
"The Way You Look Tonight."
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That wasn't going to be
our processional music.
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Well, it was going
to be mine!
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Thank you for the invitation,
but I have to decline
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because it doesn't sound
like something I'll enjoy.
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Come on, Sheldon,
it'll be fun.
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That's what you said about
The Green Lantern movie.
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You were 114 minutes of wrong.
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So, what do you say, Amy?
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Can I wear my
maid of honor dress?
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Seriously? You're going to
wear that thing to City Hall?
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It's all I have left! You're going
to take that from me, too?!
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Amy, you look great.
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I know.
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Where'd you get a beer?
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From that happy young couple
over there
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with all the tattoos.
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Beautiful story:
they're in rival drug gangs,
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and they're getting married.
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Shh, no one can know.
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Look at all these people
in love.
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It kind of gets you
thinking, doesn't it?
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It does, indeed.
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Leonard...
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is it awkward being here
with Penny given that
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you recently
proposed to her?
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You proposed to Penny?
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I don't want to talk about it.
Where did he pop the question?
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What did you say?
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She said, "No."
Can we drop it now?
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It wasn't a real proposal.
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Why wasn't it
a real proposal?
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He asked her
during coitus.
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Did you get down on one knee
or where you already there?
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Howard, don't talk like that
on your wedding day.
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Sorry, Ma... Bernadette.
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Ma... Burna...
You're ma Bernadette.
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Good move telling Sheldon.
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What, I can't propose?
I can't talk to my friends?
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Is there anything else
I'm not allowed to do?
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All right,
that's enough.
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Today is not
about you two.
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Today is about
Howard and Bernadette
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and me.
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Folks, can I have
your attention.
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It's 5:00, we're going to be
able to take three more couples.
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The rest of you will have
to come back on Monday.
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Oh, no.
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I got this.
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Excuse me?
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But is there any way
you could squeeze us in?
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See, I'm an astronaut and
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I'm leaving for Russia
on Sunday so
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I can take a Soyuz rocket to the
International Space Station.
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Yeah, me, too.
I'll see you there.
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I can't believe we're not
going to get married.
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Excuse me, I'm going
to go see if the couple
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at the front of the line
needs a maid of honor.
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So, I tell my wife,
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"Get a dog, don't get a dog,
I'm not walking it,
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I'm not feeding it,
I'm not picking up after it."
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You know you're going
to wind up walking it.
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I know.
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Uh, shouldn't you guys
be talking about
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space stuff
instead of dogs?
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Dimitri,
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Froot Loops would be
more comfortable
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if we talked about
space stuff.
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Okay,
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I'm going into space,
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and when I come back,
I have to pick up a poodle crap.
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Is that better?
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Thanks.
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You know, we could always drive
to Vegas and get married.
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No, it's that
kind of tacky?
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Hey, I know tons of people
who got married in Vegas.
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Are any of them
still married?
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Yeah, I mean, not to
the same people but...
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There's got to be some place
special we could do it.
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Leonard, where did you
envision marrying Penny?
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Will you shut up?
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Well, I know how to
make it special.
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I told you we are not
recreating the wedding
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from The Sound of Music.
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Yes, you made that
brutally clear to me.
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What I was going to suggest is
if that you're willing to wait
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until Sunday morning,
the Google satellite
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will be over Pasadena.
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You can have your wedding
photographed from space.
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Oh...
That's so cool.
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Oh, wait to go, Raj.
I keep telling you,
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if I wasn't an astrophysicist,
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I would have been
a party planner.
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It was always a coin flip.
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Okay, so we know we're going
to do it Sunday morning.
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Now we need to find a good place
for the satellite to see us.
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How about our roof?
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Oh, I like that.
That's great.
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Oh, my gosh. I can't believe
my maid of honor dress
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is going to be on Google Earth.
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So, we have the
where and the when,
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but we still need to figure out
who's going to do the ceremony.
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Well, that's easy.
Anyone can go online
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and get ordained as a minister.
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I know a piercing parlor,
where, for a hundred bucks,
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they'll marry you
and stick a wedding ring
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through any body part you want.
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Great, well,
who's it going to be?
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I'll do it,
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provided I can perform
the ceremony in Klingon.
254
00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:02,439
No.
255
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,859
What do you see in her?
256
00:12:11,383 --> 00:12:13,583
Leaking? What's leaking?
257
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:16,503
Fuel. Shh.
258
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:26,963
There's fuel leaking
and we're still going to go?
259
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:30,767
Don't lose your Froot Loops,
Froot Loops.
260
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,886
This happens a lot.
261
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:35,389
Nine times out of ten,
no problem.
262
00:12:35,391 --> 00:12:38,058
What happens on the tenth time?
263
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,310
Problem.
264
00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:45,115
Hey, guys,
before I forget,
265
00:12:45,117 --> 00:12:47,317
I got you a little
groomsman present.
266
00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,453
Oh, thanks, man.
You didn't have to do that.
267
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:52,189
Fantastic Four,
annual number three from 1965,
268
00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:53,740
in mint condition.
269
00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:57,444
The one where Mr. Fantastic and
the Invisible Girl get married.
270
00:12:57,446 --> 00:12:58,879
Oh, wow.
271
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,164
Oh, dear.
272
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,334
I was afraid of this.
What?
273
00:13:04,336 --> 00:13:08,338
While a thoughtful gift, this
comic book in this condition
274
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,474
is worth at least
a hundred dollars.
275
00:13:10,476 --> 00:13:11,575
Yeah, so?
276
00:13:11,577 --> 00:13:12,959
I bought you an Bernadette
277
00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:15,729
a gravy boat worth $88.
278
00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:18,849
Which places me in your debt
279
00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:20,767
and I can't be in your debt
280
00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:24,121
because someday you might
ask me to help you move...
281
00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:28,825
...or to kill a man.
282
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:31,828
I doubt he'll ask you
to kill a man.
283
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,580
Well, what if it's
his only way out?
284
00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:34,748
I can't risk it.
285
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:38,452
Here is $12.
286
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,955
Now, we're even.
287
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:43,373
Wait...
288
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:46,209
I bought a card.
Give me two dollars.
289
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,932
And for the record, this is why
I hate gift-giving.
290
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,771
Who is it?
291
00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:59,473
It's the groom.
292
00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:03,276
You can't come in.
Bad luck to see the bride.
293
00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,113
Okay, uh, fine.
294
00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:08,315
Bernie, I have to go
pick up my mother!
295
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:09,950
I'll be right back!
296
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:13,069
Why can't she drive herself?!
297
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:15,322
She doesn't want to sit in
her dress and wrinkle it
298
00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:18,658
so I'm going to lay her down in
the back of my neighbor's van!
299
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,078
All right, just hurry!
300
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,048
Okay, I'll see you later,
Ma... uh...
301
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,633
lovely bride-to-be.
302
00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:30,754
I really got to watch that.
303
00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:38,044
Come on, Raj,
we're ready to start.
304
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,513
What, we're ready,
305
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,782
when I say we're ready.
306
00:14:44,102 --> 00:14:45,885
Ooh.
307
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:48,989
Okay, now we're ready.
308
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:53,443
Ma, you want to move your chair
over here so you can see?!
309
00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:54,861
I'm fine where I am!
310
00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,397
I don't want to
fall off the roof!
311
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:02,035
You'll fall through the roof
before you fall off it.
312
00:15:04,205 --> 00:15:05,422
Penny.
313
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:09,376
(Vivaldi's Spring plays)
314
00:15:09,378 --> 00:15:14,347
Your new mother-in-law's
a piece of work.
315
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:16,299
Not now, Dad.
316
00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:18,218
She's got a
bigger mustache than me.
317
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:23,106
Here you go.
318
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:25,058
"Here you go"?
319
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:27,527
What am I, a football?
320
00:15:34,118 --> 00:15:38,455
Like that guy
could catch a football.
321
00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:40,307
Howard and Bernadette,
322
00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:43,493
the five of us stand before you
as your friends
323
00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:45,445
and newly ordained ministers.
324
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:48,448
Louder!
325
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:51,718
They all got ordained,
they're all marrying us,
326
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,086
it's adorable!
327
00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,422
If you want to hear it,
come closer!
328
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:01,511
Guys, when I look
at the two of you
329
00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:06,266
starting your lives together,
it fills... my heart...
330
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:10,520
It fills my... heart...
331
00:16:10,522 --> 00:16:12,689
Okay, I'm going
to need a minute.
332
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,692
Okay, I'll, I'll go.
333
00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:18,078
Howard and Bernadette,
I know you two
334
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,664
planned on getting married
in a big fancy wedding,
335
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,033
but when you're in love,
it doesn't matter where
336
00:16:23,035 --> 00:16:24,367
or how these things happen.
337
00:16:24,369 --> 00:16:27,820
It just matters that
you have each other.
338
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:31,458
Hmm.
339
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,960
Problem?
340
00:16:33,962 --> 00:16:35,879
No.
341
00:16:35,881 --> 00:16:38,598
I think the
Reverend Hofstadter
342
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,383
is making an
ironic connection
343
00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:43,553
between your statement about
love and your rejection
344
00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:45,171
of his proposal
in the bedroom.
345
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,743
Oh, grow up.
Hey, I didn't say it.
346
00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:48,943
All right, that's enough
from the both of you.
347
00:16:48,944 --> 00:16:49,771
Well, he started it!
348
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:50,912
Well, I'm ending it!
349
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,817
Bernadette, I want to thank you
350
00:16:57,819 --> 00:17:00,086
for allowing me to be
your maid of honor.
351
00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:02,122
I also want you to know,
352
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:04,040
that I will be happy
to do it again
353
00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:06,960
if this marriage craps out.
354
00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:13,917
Thank you, Amy.
355
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:16,002
Very touching.
356
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:19,205
Howard and Bernadette,
357
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:22,342
you are lucky enough to be best
friends who love each other.
358
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:24,761
And that's the
strongest kind of love
359
00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:30,383
because at its core, it has
kindness, patience, and respect.
360
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:35,271
Qualities that are hard to find
in people these days.
361
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:42,479
Would you like
some aloe vera?
362
00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:44,698
You just got burned.
363
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,369
All right, my turn.
364
00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:53,373
Howard, Bernadette...
365
00:17:56,745 --> 00:18:00,246
Sheldon! I told
you no Klingon!
366
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,468
Fine, I'll do it in English,
367
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,220
but it loses something.
368
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:12,942
The need to find another human
being to share one's life with,
369
00:18:12,944 --> 00:18:14,911
has always puzzled me.
370
00:18:16,247 --> 00:18:19,733
Maybe because I'm so interesting
all by myself.
371
00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:24,270
With that being said,
may you find as much happiness
372
00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:28,408
with each other
as I find on my own.
373
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,110
The Klingon would have
made you cry.
374
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:35,999
I believe you two
have prepared vows?
375
00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:42,505
Howard Joel Wolowitz,
like you,
376
00:18:42,507 --> 00:18:44,624
this is going to be
short and sweet.
377
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,928
I love you with
all my heart and soul
378
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:52,365
and promise
to be with you forever.
379
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,856
Bernadette Maryann
Rostenkowski...
380
00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:01,808
Speak up!
381
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:05,311
Hey, from now on, she's the
only women who can yell at me!
382
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:11,484
Until I met you,
383
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:16,372
I couldn't imagine spending
my life with just one person...
384
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:20,376
...and now I can't imagine
385
00:19:20,378 --> 00:19:23,329
spending one day
of it without you.
386
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,501
By the power vested in us,
387
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,420
by the state of California...
388
00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:32,138
and the Klingon High Council...
389
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:38,228
...we now pronounce you husband
and wife.
390
00:19:58,171 --> 00:19:59,789
That's ignition.
391
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:02,158
I love this part!
392
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,609
Me, too!
393
00:20:03,611 --> 00:20:07,112
I have strongly mixed feelings!
394
00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:11,067
Oh, my God,
it's happening.
395
00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:12,218
Did I miss it?
396
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,669
No, come on in. Hurry.
397
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:17,690
I love that man.
398
00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:20,459
Me, too.
399
00:20:24,498 --> 00:20:26,449
I can't believe it.
400
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:30,136
This whole time, a small part
of me thought he was lying.
401
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,809
This is it.
402
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:41,146
Boldly go,
Howard Wolowitz.
403
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,710
Oy vay...!
404
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,000
== sync by Eu_I_Myself,
corrected by elderman ==