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Who says something like that
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right in the middle of sex?!
I don't know.
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It was the heat of the moment!
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No, the heat of the moment is
"Ooh, yeah, just like that."
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Not, "Will you marry me?"
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NASA really wants my telescope
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up on the Space Station,
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so they're putting me
on an earlier launch.
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When?
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A week from Friday.
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What? We're getting
married that Sunday.
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You're right.
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I can't go to space.
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I have to get married.
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No one can say
that's not a good reason.
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I'll call them back.
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We'll have the wedding
when you get back.
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Your dad's going to be furious.
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There's no way
he's going to let us
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(chuckles) postpone this
wedding. Well, we tried.
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I'll talk to him.
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He won't say no
to his little girl.
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No! I, uh,
I should talk to him.
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Man to man.
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All right, look,
I'm going to level with you.
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I'm terrified about
going into space.
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You know, what if
I don't make it back?
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It's going to be okay, son.
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You really think so?
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Of course.
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A pretty girl like Bernadette,
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she'll find a new guy.
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(man speaking Russian)
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(speaking Russian)
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Hey, Mike?
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Yeah...
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I changed my mind.
I don't want to do this.
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Good one.
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Yeah, I'm a funny guy.
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I also have a hysterical bit
planned for later
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(laughs)
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(all laughing)
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Sheldon, what channel
is NASA TV?
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289, right between
the Game Show Network at 288
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and the East coast feed of the
Disney Channel on 290.
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I love his eidetic
memory, it's so sexy.
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Sheldon, what are the
ingredients in Pringles?
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Dried potatoes, vegetable oil,
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corn flour, wheat starch,
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maltodextrin, salt,
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and my favorite ingredient
of all, uniformity.
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The uterus quivers,
does it not?
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There's Howard's rocket,
live from Kazakhstan.
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Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
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I don't think I can watch.
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You're nervous? I've been
stress-eating for four days.
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Look at me.
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I'm wearing my fat pants.
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Remarkable.
In just under a half hour,
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200 metric tons of fuel will
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ignite in a
controlled explosion
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right beneath Howard's keister.
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And all from a country whose
entire contribution
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to the global economy, has been
Tetris and mail-order brides.
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Give me those damn Pringles.
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(speaking Russian)
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MAN (over radio):
Da.
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Okay, we're in
the final countdown.
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How you doing over there?
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Good! Good!
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Oh, quick question,
I missed it in the briefing.
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How much urine
do these suits hold?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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The Big Bang Theory 5x24
The Countdown Reflection
Original Air Date on May 10, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Hey, Froot Loops, want
to hit your fan switch?
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Check.
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He calls you Froot Loops because
of your very gay haircut?
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No, it's...
'cause I live with my mom
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and she makes me Froot Loops.
(chuckles)
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Go with gay story, people
are more accepting of that.
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Actually,
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Froot Loops just got
married to a girl.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks, we decided to do it
before the launch.
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You and Mrs. Loops
have a big wedding?
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Not exactly.
Listen, if you don't mind,
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I'm not really up for chatting.
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I'm just going to
sit here quietly
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and let my life
flash before my eyes.
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(big sigh)
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That went really quick.
Let me try it again.
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Close your eyes.
Put out your hand.
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I got you something special.
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Come on, Howard.
I'm not falling for that again.
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No, here...
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Oh, Howie.
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A little star.
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It's beautiful.
(chuckles)
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Put it on me.
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Okay, but I'm going to have
to get it back for you
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so I can take it to the
International Space Station.
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That way, when I come home,
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you will have a star
that was actually in space.
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Oh... my God.
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Take that, every guy who's ever
bought you anything. (chuckles)
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This is the most amazing
gift I've ever gotten.
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Really? Well, if you like it
that much,
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then close your eyes
and put out your hand.
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(both chuckle)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm going to the
supermarket to buy
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snacks for your trip!
Do you want me to
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get those little boxes
of Froot Loops you like?!
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No! When I eat Froot Loops,
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the other astronauts
make fun of me!
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Howard, I don't want
to wait until
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you're back to get married.
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What?
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I want to be married to you
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before you get in that rocket.
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But I'm leaving in two days.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
What about Apple Jacks?!
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I don't need to take cereal!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: What kind of
breakfast do you think
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they're going to
give you in Russia?!
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They invented blintzes!
I'll be fine!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: They invented
the lightbulb in New Jersey!
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It doesn't mean they hand them
out to you when you go!
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We'll have a quick little
ceremony with just our friends,
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and we'll still have
the big reception
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with everyone when
you get back.
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Wow. (chuckles)
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Okay. Let's get married.
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(chuckles)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: You know what,
I'll buy you All-Bran
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in case you get
stopped up in outer space.
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So anyway, we decided to go down
to City Hall this afternoon
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get married, and then have the
reception when Howard gets back.
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Great!
That's so good!
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I mean, we know it's short notice,
but we'd love you all to come with us.
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No, no, no, this is not
the wedding I wanted!
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I want to wear
my maid of honor dress
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and walk down the aisle
with a hundred eyes on me,
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while a string quartet plays
"The Way You Look Tonight."
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That wasn't going to be
our processional music.
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Well, it was going to be mine!
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Thank you for the invitation,
but I have to decline
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because it doesn't sound
like something I'll enjoy.
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Come on, Sheldon, it'll be fun.
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That's what you said about
The Green Lantern movie.
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You were 114 minutes of wrong.
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So, what do you say, Amy?
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Can I wear my
maid of honor dress?
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Seriously? You're going to
wear that thing to City Hall?
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It's all I have left! You're going
to take that from me, too?!
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Amy, you look great.
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I know.
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Where'd you get a beer?
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From that happy young couple
over there
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with all the tattoos.
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Beautiful story:
They're in rival drug gangs,
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and they're getting married.
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Shh, no one can know.
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Look at all these people
in love.
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It kind of gets you
thinking, doesn't it?
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It does, indeed.
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Leonard...
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is it awkward being here
with Penny given that
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you recently proposed to her?
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You proposed to Penny?
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I don't want to talk about it.
Where did he pop the question?
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What did you say?
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She said, "No."
Can we drop it now?
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It wasn't a real proposal.
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Why wasn't it a real proposal?
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He asked her during coitus.
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Did you get down on one knee
or where you already there?
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(chuckles)
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Howard, don't talk like that
on your wedding day.
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Sorry, Ma... Bernadette.
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Ma... Burna...
You're ma Bernadette.
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Good move telling Sheldon.
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What, I can't propose?
I can't talk to my friends?
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Is there anything else
I'm not allowed to do?
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All right, that's enough.
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Today is not about you two.
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Today is about
Howard and Bernadette
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and me.
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Folks, can I have
your attention.
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It's 5:00, we're going to be
able to take three more couples.
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The rest of you will have
to come back on Monday.
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Oh, no.
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I got this.
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Excuse me?
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But is there any way
you could squeeze us in?
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See, I'm an astronaut and
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I'm leaving for Russia
on Sunday so
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I can take a Soyuz rocket to the
International Space Station.
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Yeah, me, too.
I'll see you there.
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I can't believe we're not
going to get married.
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Excuse me, I'm going
to go see if the couple
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at the front of the line
needs a maid of honor.
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DIMITRI:
So, I tell my wife,
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"Get a dog, don't get a dog,
I'm not walking it,
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I'm not feeding it,
I'm not picking up after it."
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You know you're going
to wind up walking it.
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I know.
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Uh, shouldn't you guys
be talking about
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space stuff instead of dogs?
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Dimitri,
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Froot Loops would be
more comfortable
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if we talked about space stuff.
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Okay,
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I'm going into space,
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and when I come back,
I have to pick up a poodle crap.
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Is that better?
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Thanks.
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You know, we could always drive
to Vegas and get married.
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No, it's that kind of tacky?
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Hey, I know tons of people
who got married in Vegas.
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Are any of them still married?
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Yeah, I mean, not to
the same people but...
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There's got to be some place
special we could do it.
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Leonard, where did you
envision marrying Penny?
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Will you shut up?
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Well, I know how to
make it special.
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I told you we are not
recreating the wedding
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from The Sound of Music.
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Yes, you made that
brutally clear to me.
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What I was going to suggest is
if that you're willing to wait
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until Sunday morning,
the Google satellite
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will be over Pasadena.
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You can have your wedding
photographed from space.
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PENNY:- Oh...
- That's so cool.
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- Oh, wait to go, Raj.
- I keep telling you,
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if I wasn't an astrophysicist,
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I would have been
a party planner.
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(laughs)
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It was always a coin flip.
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Okay, so we know we're going
to do it Sunday morning.
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Now we need to find a good place
for the satellite to see us.
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How about our roof?
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- Oh, I like that.
- That's great.
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00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,023
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe
my maid of honor dress
255
00:11:38,025 --> 00:11:39,641
is going to be on Google Earth.
256
00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,269
So, we have the
where and the when,
257
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,468
but we still need to figure out
who's going to do the ceremony.
258
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,122
Well, that's easy.
Anyone can go online
259
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,513
and get ordained as a minister.
260
00:11:49,592 --> 00:11:51,693
I know a piercing parlor,
where, for a hundred bucks,
261
00:11:51,718 --> 00:11:53,146
they'll marry you
and stick a wedding ring
262
00:11:53,177 --> 00:11:55,511
through any body part you want.
263
00:11:57,599 --> 00:11:59,943
Great, well,
who's it going to be?
264
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:00,989
SHELDON:
I'll do it,
265
00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:04,885
provided I can perform
the ceremony in Klingon.
266
00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:06,817
No.
267
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,831
What do you see in her?
268
00:12:12,225 --> 00:12:15,494
(speaking Russian)
269
00:12:15,496 --> 00:12:17,696
Leaking? What's leaking?
270
00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:20,616
Fuel. Shh.
271
00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:24,770
(man speaking Russian
over radio)
272
00:12:24,772 --> 00:12:27,406
(speaking Russian)
273
00:12:27,408 --> 00:12:31,076
There's fuel leaking
and we're still going to go?
274
00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:34,880
Don't lose your Froot Loops,
Froot Loops.
275
00:12:34,882 --> 00:12:36,999
This happens a lot.
276
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,502
Nine times out of ten,
no problem.
277
00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:42,171
What happens on the tenth time?
278
00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,423
Problem.
279
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,228
Hey, guys, before I forget,
280
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,430
I got you a little
groomsman present.
281
00:12:51,432 --> 00:12:53,566
Oh, thanks, man.
You didn't have to do that.
282
00:12:53,568 --> 00:12:56,302
Fantastic Four,
annual number three from 1965,
283
00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:57,853
in mint condition.
284
00:12:57,855 --> 00:13:01,353
The one where Mr. Fantastic and
the Invisible Girl get married.
285
00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:02,683
(chuckles) Oh, wow.
(chuckles)
286
00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,877
Oh, dear.
287
00:13:06,101 --> 00:13:08,352
- I was afraid of this.
- What?
288
00:13:08,449 --> 00:13:12,451
While a thoughtful gift, this
comic book in this condition
289
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:14,587
is worth at least
a hundred dollars.
290
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,688
Yeah, so?
291
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,072
I bought you an Bernadette
292
00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:19,842
a gravy boat worth $88.
293
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,962
Which places me in your debt
294
00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,880
and I can't be in your debt
295
00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:28,234
because someday you might
ask me to help you move...
296
00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:32,938
or to kill a man.
297
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,941
I doubt he'll ask you
to kill a man.
298
00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,693
Well, what if it's
his only way out?
299
00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:38,861
I can't risk it.
300
00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:42,565
Here is $12.
301
00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:46,068
Now, we're even.
302
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,486
(stammers) Wait...
303
00:13:47,488 --> 00:13:50,322
I bought a card.
Give me two dollars.
304
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:56,045
And for the record, this is why
I hate gift-giving.
305
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,884
AMY:
Who is it?
306
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:03,586
It's the groom.
307
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:07,389
You can't come in.
Bad luck to see the bride.
308
00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,226
Okay, uh, fine.
309
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,736
Bernie, I have to go
pick up my mother!
310
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:14,375
I'll be right back!
311
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:16,802
BERNADETTE:
Why can't she drive herself?!
312
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:19,395
She doesn't want to sit in
her dress and wrinkle it
313
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:22,771
so I'm going to lay her down in
the back of my neighbor's van!
314
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,191
All right, just hurry!
315
00:14:26,193 --> 00:14:29,161
Okay, I'll see you later,
Ma... uh...
316
00:14:29,163 --> 00:14:30,746
lovely bride-to-be.
317
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,867
I really got to watch that.
318
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:42,157
Come on, Raj,
we're ready to start.
319
00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:43,626
What, we're ready,
320
00:14:43,628 --> 00:14:46,895
when I say we're ready.
321
00:14:46,897 --> 00:14:48,213
(muttering)
322
00:14:48,215 --> 00:14:49,998
Ooh. (clears throat)
323
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,102
Okay, now we're ready.
324
00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:57,556
Ma, you want to move your chair
over here so you can see?!
325
00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:58,974
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I'm fine where I am!
326
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,510
I don't want to
fall off the roof!
327
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,148
You'll fall through the roof
before you fall off it.
328
00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:09,761
Penny.
329
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,489
(Vivaldi's Spring plays)
330
00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:17,780
Your new mother-in-law's
a piece of work.
331
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,035
Not now, Dad.
332
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,616
She's got a
bigger mustache than me.
333
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,254
Here you go.
334
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:29,171
"Here you go"?
335
00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:31,640
What am I, a football?
336
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:42,568
Like that guy
could catch a football.
337
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,420
KOOTHRAPPALI:
Howard and Bernadette,
338
00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:47,606
the five of us stand before you
as your friends
339
00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:49,558
and newly ordained ministers.
340
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,561
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Louder!
341
00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:56,219
They all got ordained,
they're all marrying us,
342
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,237
it's adorable!
343
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,594
If you want to hear it,
come closer!
344
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:05,624
Guys, when I look
at the two of you
345
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:10,379
starting your lives together,
it fills... my heart...
346
00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:14,633
It fills my... heart...
(sobs)
347
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:16,802
Okay, I'm going
to need a minute.
348
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,288
Okay, I'll, I'll go.
(clears throat)
349
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:22,019
Howard and Bernadette,
I know you two
350
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,636
planned on getting married
in a big fancy wedding,
351
00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:27,146
but when you're in love,
it doesn't matter where
352
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:28,480
or how these things happen.
353
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:31,933
It just matters that
you have each other.
354
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,648
Hmm.
355
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,354
Problem?
356
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,341
No.
357
00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,649
I think the Reverend Hofstadter
358
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:44,496
is making an ironic connection
359
00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:47,666
between your statement about
love and your rejection
360
00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:49,487
of his proposal in the bedroom.
361
00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,848
- Oh, grow up.
- Hey, I didn't say it.
362
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:53,325
All right, that's enough
from the both of you.
363
00:16:53,353 --> 00:16:55,830
- Well he started it.
- Well I'm ending it.
364
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,892
Bernadette, I want to thank you
365
00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:04,199
for allowing me to be
your maid of honor.
366
00:17:04,201 --> 00:17:06,235
I also want you to know,
367
00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:07,999
that I will be happy
to do it again
368
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:10,955
if this marriage craps out.
369
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:18,030
Thank you, Amy.
370
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:20,115
Very touching.
371
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:23,318
Howard and Bernadette,
372
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,455
you are lucky enough to be best
friends who love each other.
373
00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,874
And that's the
strongest kind of love
374
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:34,496
because at its core, it has
kindness, patience, and respect.
375
00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:39,384
Qualities that are hard to find
in people these days.
376
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,592
Would you like some aloe vera?
377
00:17:46,594 --> 00:17:48,811
You just got burned.
378
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,482
All right, my turn.
(clears throat)
379
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:57,486
Howard, Bernadette...
380
00:17:57,488 --> 00:18:00,856
(speaking Klingon)
381
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:04,359
Sheldon! I told
you no Klingon!
382
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,581
Fine, I'll do it in English,
383
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,333
but it loses something.
384
00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:17,055
The need to find another human
being to share one's life with,
385
00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:19,024
has always puzzled me.
386
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,846
Maybe because I'm so interesting
all by myself.
387
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:28,383
With that being said,
may you find as much happiness
388
00:18:28,385 --> 00:18:32,521
with each other
as I find on my own.
389
00:18:32,523 --> 00:18:35,223
The Klingon would have
made you cry.
390
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:40,112
I believe you two
have prepared vows?
391
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,618
Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you,
392
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,737
this is going to be
short and sweet.
393
00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:53,041
I love you with
all my heart and soul
394
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:56,478
and promise
to be with you forever.
395
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,969
Bernadette Maryann
Rostenkowski...
396
00:19:03,971 --> 00:19:05,921
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Speak up!
397
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:09,424
Hey, from now on, she's the
only women who can yell at me!
398
00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,597
Until I met you,
399
00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:20,485
I couldn't imagine spending
my life with just one person...
400
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:21,737
(chuckles)
401
00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,489
and now I can't imagine
402
00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:27,442
spending one day
of it without you.
403
00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:32,614
ALL:
By the power vested in us,
404
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:34,533
by the state of California...
405
00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:36,251
and the Klingon High Council...
406
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:42,341
we now pronounce you husband
and wife.
407
00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:44,760
(all cheering)
408
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,673
That's ignition.
409
00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:07,637
I love this part!
410
00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:09,112
Me, too!
411
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:12,716
I have strongly mixed feelings!
412
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,879
Oh, my God, it's happening.
413
00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:17,886
Did I miss it?
414
00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,572
No, come on in. Hurry.
415
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,701
(rocket engine rumbling on TV)
416
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,670
I love that man.
417
00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:26,954
Me, too.
418
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:32,181
I can't believe it.
419
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:35,905
This whole time, a small part
of me thought he was lying.
420
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:39,302
(man speaking in Russian
over TV)
421
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:42,909
This is it.
422
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:47,360
Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
423
00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:50,730
(man speaking Russian over TV)
424
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:54,394
WOLOWITZ:
Oy vay...!
425
00:20:54,671 --> 00:21:00,853
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