1 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:33,076 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:36,013 I can now state unequivocally 3 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:39,644 there is not an ounce of cheese up here. 4 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,053 There's a cow who goes by now and then, 5 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:46,320 but much too fast to be milked. 6 00:00:46,393 --> 00:00:48,918 I'm quite comfortable just now, 7 00:00:48,995 --> 00:00:51,589 but you should see me at full moon. 8 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:54,099 I keep sliding off. 9 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:57,864 Tonight's program has been a rather long time in the making. 10 00:00:58,438 --> 00:01:01,407 The light from that star, for example, 11 00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:05,536 has taken 50,000 years to reach you. 12 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:08,477 But I suppose that is rather unimpressive 13 00:01:08,548 --> 00:01:12,882 considering the age of some movies now seen on television. 14 00:01:12,953 --> 00:01:16,218 Our story is considerably younger. 15 00:01:16,289 --> 00:01:20,089 It is called "Coyote Moon." 16 00:01:20,193 --> 00:01:23,822 I tried out for the title role, but was rejected. 17 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,593 They're using the real thing. 18 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:28,634 Favoritism, you know. 19 00:02:15,382 --> 00:02:18,351 Where'd you say you found it? Out in the desert. 20 00:02:18,418 --> 00:02:20,045 Lying on the edge of the highway. 21 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,451 Mister, we pay a bounty on coyote 22 00:02:21,521 --> 00:02:22,510 in this part of the state. 23 00:02:22,589 --> 00:02:24,420 I know, but I just couldn't leave him lying out there 24 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:25,480 in the sun to die. 25 00:02:25,559 --> 00:02:26,617 He might have hydrophobia. 26 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,024 No, he's been hit by a car. 27 00:02:28,094 --> 00:02:30,085 He might pull through if we could get him to a vet. 28 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:31,824 A vet! 29 00:02:31,898 --> 00:02:33,832 Sure, this is a cow town, isn't it? 30 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,197 There ought to be a vet around here. 31 00:02:35,268 --> 00:02:36,565 What? You think any cow doctor's 32 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:38,763 gonna go to work on a coyote? 33 00:02:39,272 --> 00:02:40,739 Why not? 34 00:02:40,807 --> 00:02:43,401 Mister, this here's the absolute most worthless critter 35 00:02:43,477 --> 00:02:44,944 the good Lord ever made. 36 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:46,376 If it weren't for him, 37 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,947 you'd have a plague of ground squirrels 38 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:50,141 and rabbits inside of a year. 39 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:52,950 You know, 40 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:55,112 one of these critters will take a sheep dog 41 00:02:55,188 --> 00:02:56,382 twice their size out in the hills 44 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:03,596 I'll go phone Doc Parker. 45 00:03:03,663 --> 00:03:06,154 They send the wagon by here for me, I'm gonna blame you. 46 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:07,461 Thanks. 47 00:03:42,435 --> 00:03:44,232 Hello. Hello. 48 00:03:44,905 --> 00:03:46,702 Is he hurt very bad? 49 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,769 That dog, I mean. 50 00:03:49,009 --> 00:03:50,840 Well, that isn't a dog, that's a coyote. 51 00:03:50,911 --> 00:03:51,900 Oh. 52 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:54,605 I found him on the highway. He'd been hit by a car. 53 00:03:54,681 --> 00:03:57,149 I felt sorry for him, lying out there in that hot sun. 54 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:00,242 Boy, I know how he feels. Oh? 55 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:03,856 Well, I'm going west, to see my mother. She's sick, you know, 56 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:05,949 and I've been trying to get out there to see her. 57 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:09,061 Boy, it feels like I've been on this road forever. 58 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:10,528 But don't you worry about me, I'm gonna get there. 59 00:04:10,597 --> 00:04:12,724 I'm in the home stretch now. 60 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:16,165 Where are you going? Sentinel Mesa. 61 00:04:16,236 --> 00:04:17,601 My brother Harry's working out there. 62 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,797 And as soon as I get there, 63 00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:21,272 we're gonna drive the rest of the way in his car. 64 00:04:21,341 --> 00:04:23,138 If it ain't too late. 65 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:24,740 Sentinel Mesa? 66 00:04:24,811 --> 00:04:27,279 It's somewhere's west of here. 67 00:04:27,347 --> 00:04:28,371 Oh? 68 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:30,878 You going west? 69 00:04:32,052 --> 00:04:33,713 Fifty-two miles. 70 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:37,348 Boy, it wouldn't take long in a swell car like this. 71 00:04:37,991 --> 00:04:40,186 Wonder how long it'll take me. 72 00:04:41,428 --> 00:04:43,362 What's your name? Julie. 73 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:45,526 Julie, you wouldn't be trying to wangle a ride with me, 74 00:04:45,599 --> 00:04:46,588 would you? 75 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,634 Well, just to Sentinel Mesa. 76 00:04:50,971 --> 00:04:52,768 All right, Sentinel Mesa. 77 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,739 I got my bag right here. 78 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:05,042 Doc says that anyone that brings a varmint coyote 79 00:05:05,118 --> 00:05:06,449 within half a block of his house, 80 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:07,577 he'll blow his head off. 81 00:05:07,654 --> 00:05:09,815 I expect you better just bundle him back in the car 82 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:11,379 and take him along. 83 00:05:13,059 --> 00:05:16,028 I reckon he just came along for the ride. 84 00:05:16,096 --> 00:05:17,859 Well, I'm sorry I bothered you. 85 00:05:17,931 --> 00:05:19,091 Let's all forget it. 86 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:20,826 Thanks just the same. 87 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:44,783 Right here will be fine. Huh? 88 00:05:44,858 --> 00:05:45,984 Stop! 89 00:05:46,126 --> 00:05:47,684 Hey! Hey, Pops! 90 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:52,695 Hey! Hey, Pops! 91 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,578 Bless your heart. You got us a ride, did you, honey? 92 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:11,216 You don't know how we appreciate this, mister. 93 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:12,376 We was about done in. 94 00:06:12,452 --> 00:06:15,751 Come on, there's plenty of room up here in front for all of us. 95 00:06:15,822 --> 00:06:17,619 Pops? He's my father. 96 00:06:17,691 --> 00:06:18,817 You didn't say anything about... 97 00:06:18,892 --> 00:06:20,484 Hey, ain't this a swell rig, though? 98 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,118 All the comforts of home. 99 00:06:23,897 --> 00:06:26,559 Can't tell you what this means to me and Julie, mister. 100 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,535 The old highway sure is hot on the dogs. 101 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:32,065 What are we waiting for? 102 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:33,968 Well, we'll be there in an hour, anyway. 103 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,600 Where? Sentinel Mesa. 104 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,268 Huh? I told him about Brother Harry, 105 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:39,777 about his waiting there with the car. 106 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:41,108 Oh, yes. 107 00:06:43,049 --> 00:06:45,449 Where you headed, mister? California. 108 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:48,385 Well, how do you like that for a coincidence? 109 00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:49,752 We're going to California, too. 110 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:52,690 We're going to see Ma. She's sick out there. 111 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:54,386 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 112 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:58,388 You got work out there in California? Yes, I do. 113 00:06:58,465 --> 00:06:59,762 I'm going to teach at a university. 114 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,734 Oh, professor, huh? Associate. 115 00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:04,292 Huh? 116 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,565 Not quite a professor. Almost. 117 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:09,864 Professors make pretty good money, I hear. 118 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:12,605 $2.85, $3.20 an hour, somebody was telling me. 119 00:07:13,446 --> 00:07:15,846 You fellas must have pretty strong unions. 120 00:07:15,915 --> 00:07:17,109 Smoke? 121 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:19,950 No, thanks. 122 00:07:21,387 --> 00:07:23,082 How come you're all alone? 123 00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:25,056 My wife and baby flew out. 124 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,717 Baby? How old? 125 00:07:27,894 --> 00:07:29,259 Three months. 126 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:31,627 Well, three months, what do you know about that? 127 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:34,195 Julie's gonna have a baby, too. 128 00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:38,031 Well, congratulations. 129 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:39,537 Yes, sir. 130 00:07:41,207 --> 00:07:42,504 When we get out to California, 131 00:07:42,575 --> 00:07:45,169 I sure want to see that baby of yours. 132 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:57,178 You know him? 133 00:07:57,724 --> 00:07:59,351 How would I know him? 134 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:01,158 You've been giving him such a going over, 135 00:08:01,227 --> 00:08:02,717 I thought you might be looking for someone. 136 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:04,058 Brother Harry, maybe? 137 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,564 Brother Harry's in Sentinel Mesa. 138 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:08,965 Yeah, he's waiting there with a car. 139 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,636 Yeah, Harry's working in a garage there. 140 00:08:17,677 --> 00:08:19,838 Harry works most of the time. 141 00:08:21,881 --> 00:08:23,610 I don't have nothing to do with hitchhikers. 142 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:25,082 Make it a policy. 143 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:27,614 Never know who you're gonna pick up. 144 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,188 Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, they'll be okay, 145 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:32,156 like Julie and me here, 146 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,784 but that hundredth fella, he's the one that'll give you trouble. 147 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,123 You really think so? 148 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:39,054 You're doggone right I do. 149 00:08:39,899 --> 00:08:42,197 Can't be too careful these days. 150 00:08:48,775 --> 00:08:50,333 Flat? Afraid so. 151 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:06,321 Flat as my pocketbook. 152 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:09,721 You got a spare? Behind the front seat. 153 00:09:15,735 --> 00:09:17,100 I'll take care of her, Professor. 154 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:18,694 I'm a crackerjack with flats. 155 00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:20,170 What's this? 156 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,640 Paper cups, napkins, picnic stuff. 157 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:26,845 Well, from here on out, I'll take care of all the breakdowns. 158 00:09:26,913 --> 00:09:29,438 It's only 10 miles to Sentinel Mesa. 159 00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:32,547 Boy, I'm glad. I'm so hungry. 160 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:37,512 You're looking at the only garage in Sentinel Mesa, mister. 161 00:09:37,624 --> 00:09:39,216 Right out them windows. 162 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:42,557 We ain't never had anybody working here named Harry. 163 00:09:43,129 --> 00:09:46,656 Two fifty-five, three and five. 164 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,764 Well, she's all fixed. 165 00:09:50,603 --> 00:09:52,571 Got the spare tire put back and everything. 166 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,038 Put it back myself, saved you 80 cents. 167 00:09:54,107 --> 00:09:55,096 You stick with old Pops, 168 00:09:55,174 --> 00:09:57,369 you'll make yourself some money. 169 00:09:58,878 --> 00:10:00,903 How about Brother Harry? 170 00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:03,238 You know, that had me stumped for a minute. 171 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:06,149 I'd have swore he wrote he was working in Sentinel Mesa. 172 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:08,619 Sure. Sure, what? 173 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:10,178 It wasn't Sentinel Mesa at all. 174 00:10:10,256 --> 00:10:12,918 Sentinel Mountain. Happens all the time. 175 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,893 Bet I know right where he's working, the Ace. 176 00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,827 Ace. Ace Garage. 177 00:10:17,897 --> 00:10:18,886 Ace Garage. 178 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:21,024 Yeah, even the post office gets mixed up. 179 00:10:21,401 --> 00:10:23,062 Two towns on the same highway, 180 00:10:23,136 --> 00:10:25,195 28 miles apart, both Sentinel. 181 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:27,099 Mesa and Mountain. 182 00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:30,742 How you feel, honey? Not so good. 183 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,277 She's... You know. 184 00:10:32,345 --> 00:10:34,210 Aw, the poor thing. 185 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,474 Why didn't you tell me? 186 00:10:35,548 --> 00:10:37,482 Well, I get to feeling so bad, 187 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,177 I don't like to talk about it. 188 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,378 I get dizzy now and then... 189 00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:42,478 Twenty-eight miles to Sentinel Mountain. 190 00:10:42,555 --> 00:10:44,284 When's the next bus due? 191 00:10:44,357 --> 00:10:46,052 Bus? Huh? 192 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:47,284 I'm going to do you both a favor. 193 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,191 I'm going to pay your fare to Sentinel Mountain. 194 00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:51,230 There ain't no bus stops here. 195 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:52,730 This here's the country. 196 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,828 Oh, my... She fainted. 197 00:10:55,902 --> 00:10:57,529 Where's the nearest doctor? 198 00:10:57,603 --> 00:10:59,036 Doc Willoughby. Twenty-eight miles. 199 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:00,936 Get her out to the car. 200 00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:02,838 You just go to the Ace Garage 201 00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:04,137 and you ask for Doc Willoughby. 202 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,508 They'll tell you where. Come on. 203 00:11:29,302 --> 00:11:30,826 What do you want? 204 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:33,605 I would have liked a cigarette. 205 00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,265 Looks like you're fresh out. 206 00:11:35,341 --> 00:11:37,206 Here, have one of mine. 207 00:11:47,754 --> 00:11:50,450 Now why would I put that in my pocket? 208 00:11:50,523 --> 00:11:52,684 How about that coffee, baby? 209 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:56,422 Julie? 210 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,964 We only got this one cup. 211 00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:01,262 What will we do? Take turns? 212 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,767 We've got some more. 213 00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,328 I'll get them in a minute. 214 00:12:05,405 --> 00:12:08,101 Let her get them. Exercise will do her good. 215 00:12:08,174 --> 00:12:09,869 We'll have to stop. 216 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:12,706 They're in the tire compartment behind the front seat. 217 00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:14,840 That's a funny place to keep cups. 218 00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:16,905 I only took one out. I didn't expect company. 219 00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:17,972 Oh. 220 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,211 No need to stop. 221 00:12:19,285 --> 00:12:21,048 Pour the professor a cup. 222 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,678 Say, how do you like it? Cream, sugar... 223 00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:24,746 Wait, I remember, I remember. 224 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,189 Never mind. 225 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,854 We're stopping here anyway. 226 00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:41,633 And now let's get out the cups and have a parting drink. 227 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:42,799 But I just told you... 228 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,035 I know what you just told me. 229 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,010 I'm telling you to get out. 230 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,307 You, too, Julie. 231 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,405 We do something wrong? Out. 232 00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,074 Out! 233 00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:06,656 You miserable, old... 234 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,858 Now, just a minute, young fella... 235 00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,993 How much did he pay you for it? For what? 236 00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,468 That brand new tire. 237 00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:13,402 You sold it to the garage man back there. 238 00:13:13,473 --> 00:13:15,498 Get your bags and get out. 239 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:18,010 There ain't nobody here. 240 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:23,174 Hello! 241 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,639 Hello! 242 00:13:26,052 --> 00:13:28,179 See? There ain't nobody here. 243 00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:30,319 I don't care. 244 00:13:30,389 --> 00:13:32,050 You're getting out anyway. 245 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,855 But there ain't no water here, no nothing. 246 00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:36,656 You wouldn't leave a poor little girl like Julie 247 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:38,356 out here in the desert, would you? 248 00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:39,955 Oh, wouldn't I? 249 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,727 What you got to be so sore about? 250 00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,066 I'm cruel and ungrateful 251 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:47,436 and insulting and ungenerous, 252 00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:48,496 but that's life. 253 00:13:48,574 --> 00:13:49,666 You've got your nerve. 254 00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:50,731 Couldn't be sorrier. 255 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,004 We might die out here. 256 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,478 You'll adapt, just like the coyote. 257 00:13:57,717 --> 00:13:59,844 Your old man doesn't miss a trick, does he? 258 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,513 He sold them both. That's a junk tire. 259 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,551 Where'd he go? 260 00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:12,821 This here is my boy Harry, Professor. 261 00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:15,363 He quit his job at the Ace Garage. Didn't you, Harry? 262 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:16,423 Yeah. 263 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,696 Had a little hard luck with the car 264 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,328 he was gonna drive us to California in. 265 00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:20,997 Didn't you, Harry? Yeah. 266 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:22,665 He figured we'd be passing here 267 00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:23,970 and we could all ride west together. 268 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:25,704 Right, Harry? Yeah. 269 00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,514 He says Pops stole his tires. 270 00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:31,446 What tires? Right off the car. 271 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,212 Why would I do a thing like that? 272 00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:34,719 There's a junk tire on my back wheel. 273 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:35,913 The garage man done it. 274 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:38,889 Figured he was a crook the minute I saw him. 275 00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:46,896 Mister, do I understand you called my old man a thief? 276 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:48,593 He stole my tires. 277 00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:50,533 Now ain't that gratitude for you? 278 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:51,660 We come along with him, 279 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,466 keep him company, make coffee for him, 280 00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:54,870 help him change flat tires. 281 00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:57,409 And you go on calling him dirty names. 282 00:14:57,677 --> 00:14:59,838 What kind of a man are you, Professor? 283 00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,311 Hey. 284 00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:03,347 He's fixing to leave us here. 285 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,008 Is that right, Professor? 286 00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:06,483 You call my old man a thief 287 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,042 and my sister a liar, 288 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,453 and tell them you're gonna dump 'em out here in the desert? 289 00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:13,424 You do all them things? 290 00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:15,115 Huh? 291 00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:21,198 You know, if it was up to me, 292 00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:24,493 I wouldn't take you one step further. 293 00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:50,989 What's the matter? Out of gas. 294 00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:00,963 Hey, Professor. 295 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,835 How long since you got gas? 296 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,603 Abilene or someplace like that. 297 00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:07,271 Abilene? That's 300 miles. 298 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:10,179 Well, maybe it wasn't Abilene, maybe it was someplace in Oklahoma. 299 00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:11,375 Dumb jerk. 300 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,442 And I thought professors was supposed to be so smart. 301 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,885 Absent-minded, too. 302 00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:17,616 You think it's funny, don't you? 303 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,089 You know where we are? 304 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,649 Halfway between Sentinel Mountain and El Paso. 305 00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:24,787 There's 30 miles of desert before we get to the next water. 306 00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:25,853 You'll adapt. 307 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,193 I ought to bust you right in the teeth. 308 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:33,400 Hey, somebody's coming. 309 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:35,497 Go on, Julie, go on, get out there. Hurry! 310 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,222 Pops, Harry, come on! 311 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,224 Quick, go sit in the front. 312 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:00,046 Operator. 313 00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,178 Get me the police, please. 314 00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:05,121 Do you wish the police department at El Paso or Sentinel Mountain? 315 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:06,657 Anyone, but make it fast. 316 00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:07,987 I'm at 317 00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:10,624 Scorpion Springs. 318 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:19,504 They robbed me blind and they're walking away. 319 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,798 Boy, mister, we sure do appreciate this. 320 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,860 Hey, Pops, Harry, come on! 321 00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:02,931 Bless your heart. 322 00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:05,738 That old highway sure is hot on the dogs. 323 00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,410 How far you going, mister? 324 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,141 El Paso. Huh? 325 00:21:11,116 --> 00:21:13,311 Laryngitis. Oh. 326 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,114 Is something wrong? 327 00:21:21,193 --> 00:21:22,251 What's the matter? 328 00:21:22,328 --> 00:21:25,491 Hey, take your foot off the pedal, mister. You're flooding it. 329 00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:26,826 I'll be right back. 330 00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:27,888 Hey! 331 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,958 Hey, where are you going? 332 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:32,303 Dumb jerk was flooding it. 333 00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:34,396 Bet I can start it for him. 334 00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:49,877 Well, I certainly do thank you. 335 00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:51,217 Not at all. 336 00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:53,752 My car! 337 00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:56,258 My car was right here. 338 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,190 Hey! 339 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,167 Hey, there! That's my car. 340 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,797 Look, there's a police car. 341 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:15,046 Someone out here called El Paso. What's going on? 342 00:22:15,114 --> 00:22:16,445 Somebody just swiped my car. 343 00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:18,072 Where'd they go? Right there. 344 00:22:21,987 --> 00:22:23,477 All of you, stay right where you are. 345 00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:29,487 Come on. 346 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:31,557 They were trying to steal my car. 347 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:32,619 Well, he's a liar. 348 00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:34,256 He rode right up and asked us to come in. 349 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,322 I did no such thing. 350 00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:36,868 We were inside looking at the map. 351 00:22:36,935 --> 00:22:39,130 He told me he had something wrong with his throat! 352 00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:40,262 He sure did. 353 00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:42,368 Does it sound like I have something wrong with my throat? 354 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:44,033 You three lying tramps, 355 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:45,098 so help me, you're going to go to jail 356 00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:47,145 if I have to put you there myself. 357 00:22:59,892 --> 00:23:01,416 You're making a big mistake, Officer. 358 00:23:01,493 --> 00:23:03,324 He came right up to us and asked us to come right in. 359 00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:05,295 I'm telling you, he asked us to come in. 360 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:06,490 I'm telling you, it's a frame-up. 361 00:23:06,565 --> 00:23:08,032 Shut up, all three of you! 362 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,965 You find yourself a lawyer and tell him all about it. 363 00:23:10,035 --> 00:23:11,024 But I'm telling you... 364 00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:13,901 Now head on inside there while we fill out the complaint. 365 00:23:58,684 --> 00:24:02,780 In case you're wondering about Julie, Harry and Pops, 366 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:05,722 that trio of nature's noblemen, 367 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:09,454 they received just what they deserved and more. 368 00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:11,762 As it turned out, 369 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:14,628 they had been part of a gang of hijackers 370 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:18,534 that stole supermarket carts, 371 00:24:18,637 --> 00:24:20,764 filed off the serial numbers, 372 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,698 smuggled them to Mexico, 373 00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:26,006 where they had sold them as baby carriages. 374 00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:28,777 The court showed them no mercy. 375 00:24:29,548 --> 00:24:33,882 I hope you didn't mind the lack of murder and mayhem in tonight's story, 376 00:24:33,952 --> 00:24:37,285 but we thought we might give you a vacation from it. 377 00:24:37,356 --> 00:24:40,291 For those of you who insist on violence, 378 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,954 I can only refer you to your daily paper 379 00:24:44,029 --> 00:24:47,089 or your innermost thoughts. 380 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,191 Next time we promise to do better. 381 00:24:49,268 --> 00:24:51,862 Until then, good night.