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This is how it started.
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The woman who had lived
on the street for years
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came outside...
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And introduced herself
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to the woman who was
moving in next door.
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Welcome to the neighborhood!
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- I'm Martha Huber.
- Mary Alice Young.
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So... you got a husband?
Mine's dead.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Me, too... in theory.
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Oh.
I have a husband and a son.
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They're in the other van.
They'll be here soon.
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Ooh! I used to have a chair
just like that.
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Kept breaking,
so I threw it away.
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I hate cheap furniture.
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Yes, well, uh,
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I should go help the movers.
Nice to meet you.
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Wait! I hardly know
anything about you.
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You didn't even mention
where you folks are from.
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Up North.
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"Up North"? That doesn't tell me
anything. Where exactly?
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Small town.
You wouldn't know it.
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Try me.
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Why do you need
to know that?
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Why don't you wanna
tell me?
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Well, it's no big deal.
It's just...
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And just like that,
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Martha Huber figured out
I was hiding something.
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Ohh, you're busy.
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We'll just have a long chat
once you've settled in. Okay?
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And my new neighbor made it
her mission to find out
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what my secret was.
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And this was the beginning...
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Of the end.
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It was just after breakfast
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when Susan Delfino
told her friends
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she'd soon be moving
from Wisteria Lane.
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They were shocked
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their old friend
was actually leaving...
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so shocked
it took them a moment
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to notice another old friend
had returned.
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Oh, my God.
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So three months
after we got to Paris,
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- Robin and I broke up.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, a long distance move
can be tough on a relationship.
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That, and I decided I just
wasn't into women anymore.
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Although in Paris, it's hard
to tell the difference.
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The women don't shave,
and the men carry purses.
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So... what team
are you playing for now?
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Ah, I'm out of the game.
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I decided to channel my sexual frustration
into starting my own business...
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a line
of frozen French pastries.
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Bree, you remember
how my croissants
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were always the best
on the Lane.
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I remember you thinking that.
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So, basically, you sell microwavable
French food... to the French?
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Yep. As they got lazier and
fatter, I got thinner and richer,
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now my accountant
has me buying "chateaux"
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just to do something
with all my money.
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So other than wanting to rub your success
in our faces, what brings you back?
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I have a little business proposition...
For Lynette.
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Tighter.
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If I go any tighter,
you won't be able to breathe.
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Jean, you're talking to a woman
who gave herself salmonella
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to lose 10 pounds
before prom.
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Beauty is suffering.
Now tighter!
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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You can't see me before
the wedding. It's bad luck.
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Uh, so I, uh, picked up
the programs from the printer.
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Oh, my God.
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Do I have to do everything?
This is ivory.
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I told you to get beige.
Are you color-blind?
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You do know I'm black, right?
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Honey, I-I can't help but notice,
uh, you seem a little...
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- Bitchy?
- No, I was gonna say, uh...
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Less angelic than usual.
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I am busting my ass to plan
the happiest day of your life.
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So let's ditch the sarcasm,
shall we?
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You know what?
It is bad luck
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for the groom to see the bride
before the wedding,
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and I just realized why.
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Jean, I told you tighter.
I don't care if I can breathe.
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At this point,
neither do I.
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What was going on
out there?
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Katherine came back
for a visit.
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And before you get too excited,
no, she's not a lesbian anymore.
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Really? Damn.
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Hey, while you were out dishing with
your friends, our gardener quit.
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He wouldn't name names, but apparently
one of us is a little too hard to please.
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Yeah,
you should work on that.
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- So you gonna get a new one?
- When?
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I have a job, too, you know.
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Carlos, you help the poor
and downtrodden...
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a group with
a very flexible schedule.
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I'm working crazy hours.
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House stuff is up to you now.
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Mm! It's my boss.
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Hello, Mr. Hoffman.
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Really? Me?
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Y-yes, I'm very interested.
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Thank you.
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I-I don't know
what to say.
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Okay,
I'll see you then, sir.
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What was that about?
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I just got
a huge promotion.
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I'm the new head
of v.I.P. Sales.
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Seriously?
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- Babe, that's amazing.
- Mm.
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- What's... wrong?
- I don't know.
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It's so big.
It's a whole department.
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They're really trusting me.
What if I can't do it?
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Gaby, don't you know
how smart and talented you are?
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You deserve this.
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Yeah.
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You know what? You're right.
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I just gotta learn
how to be the boss.
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I don't even know
how to talk to employees.
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Yeah, I think our gardener
would agree.
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Oh, please.
That sad sack was a moron.
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So how you been feeling?
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I've been craving chocolate
constantly.
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But that's okay, right?
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Within moderation,
but I'm not worried.
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You look great.
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Mm, thank you.
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You know,
Julie is getting her PhD,
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so soon she'll be a doctor, too.
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Maybe you two should have lunch
sometime and talk shop.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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Uh, I'm sorry. I have to take
this. Uh, I'll be right back.
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What the hell was that?
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He was flirting with you.
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He is my obstetrician.
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Well, he knows you're fertile.
Men like that.
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Enough. I don't need you
to fix me up.
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I'm just worried about you.
I don't want you to be lonely.
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Well, good news.
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In three weeks, I will have
a permanent houseguest.
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I'm talking about
the other kind of lonely.
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Even single mothers
have needs.
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Childbirth can't possibly be
as painful as this conversation.
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You don't know
how hard it's gonna be.
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Having a kid is exhausting.
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You have no time to exercise
or eat right.
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The great news is, you don't
have to let yourself go.
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I'll be there,
helping with the baby.
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So you'll have time
to go to the gym.
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I'll let myself go.
I don't mind.
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Mom, I just felt the baby
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tap out "make her stop"
in Morse code.
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It's hard to find a man
when you're a single mom.
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That's my point. I'm done.
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As I remember,
you found Mike.
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Yes. Well...
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I was very lucky.
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You sure were.
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There you go.
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Oh, beautiful day,
isn't it?
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One of the nice things about dying
is every day seems beautiful.
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You always wince
when I say things like that.
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I don't mean to.
Its just... hard for me.
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For you? Hey, you wanna
switch places with her?
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Be nice, Roy.
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By the way, Karen,
I got that song you wanted
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for your... funeral.
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Oh, thank you, Bree.
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Johnny Mathis.
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My girlfriends and I
taught each other to dance
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listening to
"Wonderful! Wonderful!"
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Aw. Oh, I was only able
to get it on a CD.
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No, no.
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It's gotta be on a 45 that I can
play on a record player,
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just like I did
when I was a kid.
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By the way, I'll also need
the record player.
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You know, it's really hard
to find those 45s.
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But I'm gonna keep looking.
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Hello?
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Oh. Hello, Trip.
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I already told you,
I'm not interested.
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Please, stop calling.
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Is that your lawyer friend?
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Well, you're half right.
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I thought you liked him.
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I did, more than I've liked
anybody in a very long time.
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But then I realized that
he just manipulates people
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so that he can get
what he wants.
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Can't trust him.
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All right, you two,
I will check in on you later.
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Roy, be a peach and look up
a phone number for me.
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Karen, what are you up to?
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I don't know.
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I thought it would be fun
to screw with people's lives
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one last time
before I check out.
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Wow. It sounds like
you are doing pretty good.
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I mean, your own company?
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Yeah, I didn't want to brag
in front of the girls,
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but it's worth a few bucks.
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That was you not bragging?
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Well, just look at our last
financial statement.
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Ha! I love doing that!
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Oh! Have a seat.
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In fact, we are doing so well
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that we are looking to expand
worldwide,
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and I would like you to head
our U.S. division
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in New York.
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Oh, my God.
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That's a huge job.
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Why me?
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Because you're the smartest
businesswoman I know.
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And when I heard
that you and Tom split,
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I thought, there's nothing
tying you to Fairview.
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Well, here's the thing...
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20 minutes
until my job interview,
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and I lose a button. Can you...
Katherine?
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That's the thing.
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What brings you back
to the states?
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Your wife, actually.
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I came to offer her a job
in New York.
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- Wow.
- But obviously, I'm not taking it.
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We just got back together,
and I couldn't be happier.
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Mmm. Sorry, Katherine. I know how
painful it is to lose Lynette,
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and how sweet it is
to get her back.
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Here, leave the shirt with me,
babe. I got it.
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Thanks.
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Well...
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I'm in town for three days if you
wanna keep talking about this.
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No. I feel pretty comfortable
with my decision.
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Okay, but the Lynette
that I knew
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was never happy with a life
of... sewing buttons.
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Hey, hey! Sorry I'm late. I'm starving!
What are we having?
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I had a lovely steak.
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Then an hour later,
I had your lovely steak.
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So I guess you're having...
Cereal.
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Oh, come on. You know how it is.
First day of a new job... it was crazy.
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And what?
You lost your phone?
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I know, I know.
I'm a terrible, awful person.
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But maybe you can
find a way to forgive me
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after you see this.
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Whoa.
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I know. I saw it,
and all I could think about
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was how sexy it would look on
that big, strong wrist of yours.
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Well, I don't think
I've ever seen anyth...
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Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
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What?
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I know this move.
I invented this move.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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It's what
I used to do to you.
250
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:17,633
I'd buy you jewelry
251
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:20,611
to compensate
for being a lousy husband.
252
00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:23,561
And it worked beautifully,
so shut up and enjoy it.
253
00:13:23,562 --> 00:13:25,627
I can't believe you're trying
to buy me off with a watch.
254
00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:27,565
Ooh! When you shake
your wrist like that,
255
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,269
the diamonds really catch
the light.
256
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,925
Oh, my God,
you're even quoting me!
257
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:33,599
You don't want
the watch? Fine.
258
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,596
But everyone has a price.
You name it.
259
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:38,599
Sex? Massage?
Three stooges marathon?
260
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,632
The price of my forgiveness
261
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,599
is you paying
a little more attention to me,
262
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,637
being more present, more respectful
of my feelings and needs.
263
00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:51,169
- You want a new car.
- I'm going to bed.
264
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,599
What? No, come back!
You're sexy when you're angry.
265
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,617
Yep! That's mine, too!
266
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:04,175
Lynette Scavo?
267
00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:06,578
Oh, my God!
268
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,582
- How long as it been?
- Oh! A long time.
269
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,603
- How are you doing, Natalie?
- I'm great.
270
00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:16,549
The question is, how are you?
I heard about you and Tom.
271
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,620
Oh. Yeah, we went through
a rough patch,
272
00:14:18,621 --> 00:14:21,611
but we're back together now,
and things are better than ever.
273
00:14:22,617 --> 00:14:26,591
What a relief. I just kept
thinking, "poor Lynette..."
274
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,573
"sacrificed her whole career
for that man,
275
00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:30,567
and then
it didn't even work out?"
276
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:33,587
Oh, just to be clear, I didn't
sacrifice my career for anyone.
277
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,566
Oh, I didn't mean anything
by it.
278
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:37,549
If anything,
I'm jealous of you.
279
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:38,591
Oh?
280
00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:41,611
My company has branches
in 15 cities around the world.
281
00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:43,608
I live out of a suitcase.
And you?
282
00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:46,616
There must be days when
you don't even leave the house.
283
00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:49,562
Oh, the simple life.
284
00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:53,582
I got a job offer yesterday.
285
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,603
Really?
286
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:56,575
Yeah, this big
European food company is
287
00:14:56,576 --> 00:14:59,607
taking its brand to the states,
and they want me to run it.
288
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,611
So...
289
00:15:00,612 --> 00:15:03,557
Impressive.
When do you start?
290
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:07,570
Well, it's in New York, so it's
a lot to consider, and...
291
00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:09,616
And that is the difference
between me and you.
292
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,616
I'd grab an opportunity
like that in a second,
293
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:14,620
but not you.
294
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,607
In your heart of hearts,
you're a wife and a mommy.
295
00:15:18,608 --> 00:15:20,578
Congrats.
296
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,558
See ya.
297
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:31,549
Katherine, it's Lynette.
298
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,611
Call me back. We have to talk.
299
00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:40,615
Hey, gotta run. Huge day. The e-mails
have been coming in since 7:00.
300
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,619
Just so you know,
our new gardener started today.
301
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,946
Great. Mind running defense for me? I really
don't have time to chitchat with the help.
302
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:47,608
It'll be my pleasure.
303
00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:54,599
Oh. Hola.
304
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,029
I'm Carmen.
305
00:15:56,941 --> 00:15:58,645
Uh-huh.
306
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,611
What the hell is that?
307
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,574
That's our new gardener.
308
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:06,604
She's gonna take care of everything
around here that's been neglected.
309
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,578
Oh, you think that's funny?
310
00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:11,598
Just making a point.
311
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:14,342
You crossed a line,
Carlos.
312
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,629
You crossed a line!
313
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:18,632
Gaby, come on!
314
00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:22,617
Gaby!
315
00:16:43,021 --> 00:16:46,611
Watch the dirt.
And watch the grass.
316
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:48,549
Focus, ladies!
317
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,646
This dress costs more than
your houses put together!
318
00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,602
Okay, you know what, Renee? I know
this is your day, but it's only 10:00,
319
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,101
and you're already
a huge pain in the ass.
320
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,558
Well, then I'm running late. I should've
been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00.
321
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,629
You in the stupid
hat, open the door!
322
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:09,215
Oh, wow!
323
00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:11,595
Where are you going
all dolled up?
324
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:15,616
Renee's wedding. I just wanted
to check on Karen before I left.
325
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,549
She's sleeping.
326
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,612
I don't think
it'll be long now.
327
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:25,628
Oh, Roy.
I am... so sorry.
328
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,595
Would you like me to stay?
329
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:30,741
No. This is our
time together.
330
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:32,185
We'll be fine.
331
00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:36,321
Oh, good!
You found Karen's record.
332
00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:38,616
Not me. That lawyer guy.
333
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:42,620
- Trip? - Karen told him
she really wanted it.
334
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:47,566
The son of a gun must've gone
to 20 different record stores.
335
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,916
Well, that's lovely.
336
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:53,561
You should've seen the smile on
her face when he brought it in.
337
00:17:53,562 --> 00:17:54,834
Mm.
338
00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:57,629
He's... a good guy.
339
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:05,611
Do you seriously need
to stretch out on her?
340
00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:07,588
What do you want me to do?
Crease?
341
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,616
Hello, Ben.
342
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,179
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't raise your voice to me.
343
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,065
Well, hair and makeup
took forever,
344
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,607
and then we had to wait
20 minutes for Susan, and...
345
00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:22,570
I was totally on time.
346
00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:24,299
He does not
need to know that.
347
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,571
Yeah, we're on our way now.
348
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,603
I promise we'll be there
no later than...
349
00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:30,629
Oh! We're going through a tunnel!
350
00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:32,599
How late are we?
351
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,607
I should've been
cutting the cake by now!
352
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:37,607
Okay, not a good day
to hand her a knife.
353
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:39,595
Mm.
354
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,633
Julie, are you okay?
355
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:45,617
- Oh, my God.
- What? What's wrong?
356
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:48,616
I think my water just broke.
357
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:53,638
Oh! Ah!
358
00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:55,604
Aah! How could you do this
to me?!
359
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,246
She's in labor!
360
00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,617
Oh! Nine months!
361
00:18:58,618 --> 00:19:01,624
You had nine months, and this is
the moment you pick?!
362
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,641
Renee, I am so sorry. Aah! Aah!
363
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,625
Hold on.
Everything's gonna be fine.
364
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,587
How?! My dress is ruined!
365
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:09,575
Wait, I got an idea.
366
00:19:09,578 --> 00:19:12,582
Hey, driver, we need you
to swing by Cumberly's.
367
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,557
My store has
an amazing bridal department.
368
00:19:15,558 --> 00:19:17,550
Are you insane?!
Take us to the hospital!
369
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:19,596
Oh, come on. She just started labor.
370
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:21,603
Keep your legs together,
honey.
371
00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,611
Look, we're just gonna run in
and grab a dress.
372
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:25,036
And shoes.
373
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,595
You need shoes, too?
374
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:28,578
Thanks
to old faithful here.
375
00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:31,596
My daughter is having a baby, and
you wanna go on a shopping spree?!
376
00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:34,595
Uh, could someone please
just tell me where to go?
377
00:19:34,596 --> 00:19:36,567
- Cumberly's!
- Hospital!
378
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,641
Let's just go to Cumberly's.
379
00:19:38,642 --> 00:19:40,633
- Julie!
- Mom, my contractions just started.
380
00:19:40,636 --> 00:19:42,587
We have time. Aah!
381
00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:44,596
Ohh! Do you have to keep
doing that?
382
00:19:49,617 --> 00:19:52,595
Okay,
size 6s are over there.
383
00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:55,554
- Hey!
- Oh, don't lie to me!
384
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,637
No.
385
00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:01,557
No.
386
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:02,641
God, no.
387
00:20:06,215 --> 00:20:07,638
Now that is beautiful.
388
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,641
My daughter's looking at this.
389
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,638
- When's her wedding?
- Three months.
390
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,641
Mine's in five minutes.
391
00:20:13,642 --> 00:20:15,554
Unzip me.
392
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,603
Oh! Hi. Hi.
393
00:20:20,604 --> 00:20:21,646
I'm, uh, Gabrielle Solis,
394
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:24,566
head of V.I.P. Sales
here at Cumberly's.
395
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,633
I'm Kent, minimum wage worker
stuck here on a Saturday.
396
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,582
Can I help you?
397
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,616
Uh, I need to borrow
a bridal gown.
398
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,621
- Borrow?
- Just for the afternoon.
399
00:20:32,624 --> 00:20:34,637
We don't lend bridal dresses.
400
00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:37,570
Well...
I know it's not policy,
401
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,595
but can't you do a favor
for a fellow worker?
402
00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:41,624
Ma'am,
I've never heard of you.
403
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,224
Do you have
your employee I.D. Card?
404
00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:45,625
No. I'm not
one of those nerds
405
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:48,601
who carries her I.D. Card
on a...
406
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:51,603
Handsome Lanyard.
407
00:20:51,604 --> 00:20:55,068
So you want me to give you
a $6,000 wedding dress?
408
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,616
$5,000 with
my employee discount.
409
00:20:57,617 --> 00:20:59,554
Go away, ma'am.
410
00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:03,604
- Ow!
- Ohh! Oh, that was a big one!
411
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:05,607
Oh! They seem to be coming
a lot faster.
412
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:06,858
Oh.
413
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,632
Excuse me,
would you mind going in
414
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,617
and finding out
what's keeping them?
415
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,553
Things seem to be
speeding up a bit back here.
416
00:21:14,554 --> 00:21:15,575
Right away.
417
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,560
Mom, what are you doing?
418
00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:21,633
You are not having my granddaughter
in the back of a limousine!
419
00:21:25,338 --> 00:21:26,566
Ooh!
420
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:27,604
Keep breathing!
421
00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,713
- Oh.
- Ahh. So we set?
422
00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:39,796
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Told you I was
a big shot here.
423
00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:42,631
Now walk with me. Um, there's
only one tiny hiccup.
424
00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:44,276
Hey, where you going
with that dress?!
425
00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:46,554
And now we run.
426
00:21:54,588 --> 00:21:56,591
Where... where's the limo?
427
00:21:56,592 --> 00:21:58,575
I don't know. It was right here.
428
00:21:58,576 --> 00:22:01,628
And we're running again!
Aah!
429
00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:14,578
Do you... not have a car?
430
00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:16,645
Does it look like
we have a car, huh?
431
00:22:16,646 --> 00:22:18,625
- Does it?!
- Aah!
432
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,553
Okay, all right, again,
late for your own wedding.
433
00:22:21,554 --> 00:22:23,011
Maybe kill this guy later.
434
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,549
Don't say a word.
You hear me?!
435
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:32,582
You have no idea what I had
to go through to get here,
436
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:36,603
so if you even give me
one syllable of grief,
437
00:22:36,604 --> 00:22:40,620
I will kick your sorry ass
all the way back to Australia!
438
00:22:45,554 --> 00:22:47,642
I've never seen anyone
look so beautiful.
439
00:22:57,638 --> 00:23:00,625
Let's go inside and get started
on our wedded bliss, eh?
440
00:23:07,571 --> 00:23:09,582
No, no, Katherine,
I am excited.
441
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,632
I just need
to talk to Tom first.
442
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:16,633
Well, can you give me till the end
of the day? Okay, thanks. Bye.
443
00:23:16,634 --> 00:23:18,553
Talk to me about what?
444
00:23:18,554 --> 00:23:20,575
- Hi!
- Hi. Mmm.
445
00:23:20,578 --> 00:23:24,307
Oh, um, Katherine keeps
pushing me about this job thing.
446
00:23:24,332 --> 00:23:27,412
- I thought you told her "no."
- I did,
447
00:23:27,424 --> 00:23:29,646
but once she started talking
about compensation packages
448
00:23:29,647 --> 00:23:32,645
and...
449
00:23:32,646 --> 00:23:34,628
You're negotiating a salary?
450
00:23:34,629 --> 00:23:37,578
Lynette, we...
451
00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:40,557
We just got back together.
What... what are you doing?
452
00:23:40,558 --> 00:23:41,629
It could be the last time
453
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:44,628
an opportunity like this
comes along for me.
454
00:23:44,629 --> 00:23:47,645
If I don't take it,
I'm... I'm afraid that...
455
00:23:47,646 --> 00:23:49,628
You won't be happy.
456
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,611
Well...
457
00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:53,633
Yeah.
458
00:23:58,596 --> 00:23:59,616
Hey.
459
00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:01,578
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
460
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:03,603
Lynette...
461
00:24:03,604 --> 00:24:07,645
I would do anything, I would
go anywhere in the world
462
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:11,647
if I believed it would
finally make you happy.
463
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,646
But for as long as I have known
you, you've always thought
464
00:24:14,647 --> 00:24:18,667
you needed something else
to make you complete.
465
00:24:20,486 --> 00:24:22,620
And I'm starting to realize
466
00:24:22,621 --> 00:24:25,588
nothing ever will.
467
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,151
Hello, Trip.
468
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:56,603
Ben invited me, so if you wanna
slug somebody, slug him.
469
00:24:56,604 --> 00:24:59,600
No.
I'm glad to see you.
470
00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:05,287
I wanted to, uh, thank you for
what you did for Mrs. McCluskey.
471
00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,131
That was very kind.
472
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:09,161
She's an awesome lady,
473
00:25:09,562 --> 00:25:12,144
and she once helped out
a client of mine.
474
00:25:14,571 --> 00:25:17,625
Well, that's all I wanted to say.
Enjoy the reception.
475
00:25:17,626 --> 00:25:20,617
Really, you can't think
of anything else to say to me?
476
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,566
Like what?
477
00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:26,549
I don't know. Like, um...
478
00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:29,549
How about, "hey, Trip,
maybe you are a good guy."
479
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,633
I should give you
another chance"?
480
00:25:30,634 --> 00:25:34,620
Is that why you found
that old record?
481
00:25:34,621 --> 00:25:36,566
To impress me?
482
00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:39,579
Do you really think that?
483
00:25:41,596 --> 00:25:43,617
Look...
484
00:25:45,596 --> 00:25:47,562
I know I wanna be with you.
485
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,616
But if you don't think
you can ever trust me again...
486
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,646
Well, I'm not gonna beg.
487
00:26:00,571 --> 00:26:02,574
Why?
488
00:26:02,575 --> 00:26:04,557
Why?
489
00:26:04,558 --> 00:26:08,566
Yes. Why do you want
to be with me?
490
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,549
You were my lawyer.
491
00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,570
You know all the ugliest details
of my life...
492
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,611
my lying, my drinking,
my promiscuity.
493
00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:19,607
I was actually relieved when you
put Gaby on the witness stand
494
00:26:19,608 --> 00:26:22,637
because it explained
why you kissed me.
495
00:26:22,638 --> 00:26:26,566
It was a manipulation.
I got it.
496
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:30,574
But to keep saying you want me
when you know how...
497
00:26:30,575 --> 00:26:32,592
Horribly flawed I am.
498
00:26:34,642 --> 00:26:39,554
I don't trust you because
it just doesn't make sense.
499
00:26:41,638 --> 00:26:43,632
How about...
500
00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:47,554
I explain it?
501
00:26:55,592 --> 00:26:56,611
Mmm.
502
00:26:56,612 --> 00:26:58,570
Did that clear it up
for you?
503
00:26:58,571 --> 00:27:00,607
Almost.
504
00:27:00,608 --> 00:27:03,587
Look, Bree...
505
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,570
All those ugly details
you're talking about, I...
506
00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:09,300
They just prove
that you're human.
507
00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:10,633
I don't want to love
an ideal.
508
00:27:10,634 --> 00:27:13,550
I wanna... I wanna love
a real person.
509
00:27:15,642 --> 00:27:17,599
So what happens now?
510
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,628
Well...
511
00:27:19,629 --> 00:27:21,612
First, we're gonna walk out
onto that dance floor
512
00:27:21,613 --> 00:27:23,624
and show your friends
how it's really done.
513
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:26,637
Hopefully by then,
I'll get up the courage
514
00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:29,620
to once again ask you
to go out on a date me.
515
00:27:29,621 --> 00:27:31,550
Of course,
even as I'm saying that,
516
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:33,629
I'm still not sure
what you're gonna say.
517
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:40,570
Did that clear it up
for you?
518
00:28:03,562 --> 00:28:07,193
Hey, you wanna dance?
They're playing a tango.
519
00:28:07,217 --> 00:28:09,139
Wow. You're finally talking
to me again.
520
00:28:09,207 --> 00:28:11,148
I must be out
of the doghouse.
521
00:28:11,218 --> 00:28:13,233
No, I'm still pretty mad.
522
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,845
Why? It was a joke.
523
00:28:15,943 --> 00:28:17,951
All those years ago,
when...
524
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,570
I did what I did
with John Rowland?
525
00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,632
That is the most shameful thing
in my life.
526
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:25,616
You can't make jokes about it.
It's too painful.
527
00:28:25,617 --> 00:28:27,599
Fair enough.
528
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,637
You know...
529
00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:32,587
It was the most shameful thing
in my life, too.
530
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,595
I'm sorry.
531
00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:36,570
No.
532
00:28:36,571 --> 00:28:38,641
What's shameful
is that I neglected you.
533
00:28:38,642 --> 00:28:43,570
I had this beautiful wife,
534
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:45,633
but I focused
on all the wrong things.
535
00:28:47,588 --> 00:28:49,595
It was a tough time
for both of us.
536
00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:53,587
I guess that's the point
I was making hiring Carmen.
537
00:28:53,588 --> 00:28:55,611
Our roles are reversed now,
538
00:28:55,612 --> 00:28:57,575
but we can't start drifting away
from each other.
539
00:28:57,576 --> 00:29:00,632
I never want
to go back to that again.
540
00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:02,641
We won't.
541
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:05,624
We've grown up since then.
542
00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,557
Although,
for two smart grownups,
543
00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:15,633
we sure seem
to fight a lot.
544
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:21,549
Why is it other couples
seem to waltz through life?
545
00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,645
That's easy.
546
00:29:23,646 --> 00:29:26,616
You and me?
547
00:29:26,617 --> 00:29:28,632
We're doing a tango.
548
00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:34,916
Hey. I hear someone's having
a baby.
549
00:29:34,922 --> 00:29:37,624
Oh, yes, a little
ahead of schedule. Sorry.
550
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,060
No, it's no problem. I was just
playing hoops down the block.
551
00:29:40,229 --> 00:29:44,249
Don't worry. I'm gonna wash up, and then
we'll get this show on the road. Okay?
552
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,690
- Okay.
- All right.
553
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,620
Did you see his legs?
554
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,596
How can you not want
to be married to those legs?
555
00:29:51,597 --> 00:29:53,624
Oh, mom, please.
556
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,628
Right. I'm annoying. Sorry.
557
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,596
You know, in honor
of this special day,
558
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:01,624
I promise to never again bug you
about finding a husband.
559
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,628
Oh. Ohh.
560
00:30:04,629 --> 00:30:06,616
Even the baby knows
you're lying.
561
00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:10,562
Ohh.
562
00:30:10,565 --> 00:30:13,628
What about you?
563
00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,596
Do you think you'll ever
get married again?
564
00:30:15,597 --> 00:30:16,616
Julie...
565
00:30:16,617 --> 00:30:18,561
No, I'm serious.
566
00:30:18,562 --> 00:30:20,624
You're still young
and gorgeous.
567
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,611
Oh, I don't know.
568
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,570
There's a saying...
569
00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:30,610
"you know
you've hit middle age
570
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,569
"when your memories become
more important to you
571
00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:33,596
than your dreams."
572
00:30:35,554 --> 00:30:38,628
And I have
such wonderful memories...
573
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,557
of Mike,
574
00:30:40,558 --> 00:30:43,557
and you kids growing up,
575
00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:45,621
all of our friends
on the Lane.
576
00:30:48,554 --> 00:30:49,611
Mm.
577
00:30:49,612 --> 00:30:55,628
Oh, do I have
one last torrid romance in me?
578
00:30:55,629 --> 00:30:57,549
Maybe.
579
00:31:00,588 --> 00:31:03,637
But I know if I am
ever cold and lonely,
580
00:31:03,638 --> 00:31:06,628
I can wrap myself up
in all those memories,
581
00:31:06,629 --> 00:31:09,641
and I will be content.
582
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,625
So, Renee and Ben,
583
00:31:21,626 --> 00:31:24,616
never forget
that it takes a lot of love
584
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,992
to make a house a home.
585
00:31:27,005 --> 00:31:28,638
And when you're in the market
for a new home,
586
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,557
consider Lee McDermott,
1-800...
587
00:31:30,558 --> 00:31:32,126
Give me that!
588
00:31:32,169 --> 00:31:34,616
Okay.
Matron of honor's turn.
589
00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:37,641
Lynette Scavo, give us a toast.
590
00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:40,592
Oh!
591
00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:43,587
Renee and Ben,
592
00:31:43,588 --> 00:31:46,553
your wedding is one
of the best days of your life
593
00:31:46,554 --> 00:31:48,375
because it's the day
you realize,
594
00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:52,125
"I finally have the thing I need
to be happy."
595
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:56,628
And then you forget.
596
00:31:56,629 --> 00:31:59,637
So... then what happens is,
597
00:31:59,638 --> 00:32:01,633
instead of waking up
every morning
598
00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:04,574
and shouting,
"somebody loves me!"
599
00:32:04,575 --> 00:32:06,591
You start looking around
and thinking,
600
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,611
"what do I want now?
601
00:32:08,612 --> 00:32:13,578
What's the next thing I need
to be happy?"
602
00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,336
So...
603
00:32:16,355 --> 00:32:17,629
You look and you look,
604
00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:21,599
and you keep thinking you've
found it, but nothing works.
605
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,611
And the reason
that nothing works
606
00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,766
is because...
607
00:32:28,354 --> 00:32:31,465
That hole in your heart
that you're trying to fill...
608
00:32:33,621 --> 00:32:35,579
Is already filled.
609
00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:41,381
You just forgot.
610
00:32:49,629 --> 00:32:52,931
Don't ever forget.
611
00:32:53,233 --> 00:32:57,541
Always remember how much
you wanted to be loved,
612
00:32:58,621 --> 00:33:01,620
and how much you are loved.
613
00:33:01,621 --> 00:33:04,611
And I think if you can do that...
and it isn't easy...
614
00:33:04,612 --> 00:33:09,566
you will stop looking
and realize
615
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:11,632
you already are happy.
616
00:33:11,633 --> 00:33:14,624
To Renee and Ben,
617
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,632
and to remembering.
618
00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:19,608
Cheers.
619
00:33:19,611 --> 00:33:21,616
I love you.
620
00:33:37,562 --> 00:33:40,549
So... you meant that?
621
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:41,591
I'm happy.
622
00:33:41,592 --> 00:33:44,571
Right here, right now.
623
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:51,582
I bet someone like that
could be happy anywhere.
624
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,604
Mmm.
625
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,621
Even New York.
626
00:34:08,617 --> 00:34:09,625
Again?
627
00:34:21,617 --> 00:34:24,587
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
628
00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:30,616
♪ sometimes we stand
on the top of a hill ♪
629
00:34:30,617 --> 00:34:35,611
♪ and we gaze at the earth
and the sky ♪
630
00:34:35,612 --> 00:34:37,620
♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
631
00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:43,624
♪ I turn to you,
and you melt in my arms ♪
632
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:48,620
♪ there we are, darling,
only you and I ♪
633
00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:50,566
♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
634
00:34:50,567 --> 00:34:54,574
♪ what a moment to share ♪
635
00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:58,570
♪ it's wonderful, wonderful ♪
636
00:34:58,571 --> 00:35:02,591
♪ oh, so wonderful, my love ♪
637
00:35:02,592 --> 00:35:04,553
♪ ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
638
00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:10,566
♪ the world is full
of wondrous things, it's true ♪
639
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:17,624
♪ but they wouldn't have
much meaning without you ♪
640
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:23,632
♪ some quiet evening,
I sit by your side ♪
641
00:35:23,633 --> 00:35:28,595
♪ and we're lost in a world
of our own ♪
642
00:35:28,596 --> 00:35:31,570
♪ ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
643
00:35:31,571 --> 00:35:37,570
♪ I feel the glow
of your unspoken love ♪
644
00:35:37,571 --> 00:35:41,641
♪ I'm aware of the treasure
that I own ♪
645
00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,620
♪ ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪
646
00:35:43,621 --> 00:35:47,570
♪ and I say to myself ♪
647
00:35:47,571 --> 00:35:51,620
♪ it's wonderful, wonderful ♪
648
00:35:51,621 --> 00:35:56,632
♪ oh, so wonderful, my love ♪
649
00:35:56,633 --> 00:36:00,553
♪ and I say to myself ♪
650
00:36:00,554 --> 00:36:04,574
♪ it's wonderful, wonderful ♪
651
00:36:04,575 --> 00:36:09,591
♪ oh, so wonderful ♪
652
00:36:09,592 --> 00:36:11,611
♪ my love ♪
653
00:36:11,612 --> 00:36:14,570
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
654
00:36:14,571 --> 00:36:17,603
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
655
00:36:17,604 --> 00:36:19,628
♪ ooh, ooh ♪
656
00:36:19,629 --> 00:36:21,595
♪ ooh ♪
657
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:34,491
Susan Delfino moved from
Wisteria Lane on a Thursday.
658
00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,699
But before she left,
659
00:36:37,725 --> 00:36:41,261
she went to spend a few more
moments with her friends,
660
00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:44,406
doing what they loved best.
661
00:36:45,449 --> 00:36:47,304
I see your 25...
662
00:36:47,336 --> 00:36:48,954
And I raise you 50.
663
00:36:52,157 --> 00:36:54,814
- I know you're bluffing.
- How?
664
00:36:54,836 --> 00:36:56,084
For the last ten years,
665
00:36:56,096 --> 00:36:58,854
every time you have a bad hand,
you tap the side of your glass.
666
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:01,378
No, I don't.
667
00:37:01,446 --> 00:37:02,646
Yeah, you do.
668
00:37:02,733 --> 00:37:04,729
- You totally do.
- Absolutely.
669
00:37:05,329 --> 00:37:08,255
I have a tell,
and you guys never told me?
670
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,649
All right,
you each owe me $12,000.
671
00:37:12,728 --> 00:37:15,699
I just realized
this might be the last time
672
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,724
we'll play poker together.
673
00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:20,834
- Oh, don't say that
. Well, you're moving,
674
00:37:20,923 --> 00:37:22,981
and Lynette's talking about
taking that job in New York.
675
00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,548
Oh, we'll still get together.
676
00:37:25,604 --> 00:37:26,934
I guess. It's just...
677
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,700
What?
678
00:37:29,368 --> 00:37:31,703
I just always had
this fantasy,
679
00:37:31,704 --> 00:37:35,214
the four of us staying here,
growing old together.
680
00:37:35,258 --> 00:37:37,257
You know, our grandkids coming
to visit,
681
00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:40,742
me staying gorgeous while
the three of you age horribly.
682
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,737
You know she's actually
dreamed about that.
683
00:37:46,738 --> 00:37:48,699
Of course she has.
684
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,711
No, seriously,
685
00:37:50,712 --> 00:37:54,402
I'm gonna miss this so much.
686
00:37:55,002 --> 00:37:56,989
I'm gonna miss us.
687
00:37:58,504 --> 00:38:00,478
It's funny.
688
00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:04,175
Some people never get to know
the folks next door.
689
00:38:04,212 --> 00:38:07,253
They share a fence
and nothing else.
690
00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:09,738
And we've shared everything.
691
00:38:12,037 --> 00:38:14,095
How did we get to be
so lucky?
692
00:38:14,721 --> 00:38:18,737
I am so crazy nuts
about you guys.
693
00:38:18,738 --> 00:38:20,741
Promise me
this is not the last time
694
00:38:20,742 --> 00:38:22,716
we're gonna
play poker together.
695
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:23,959
Absolutely not.
696
00:38:23,990 --> 00:38:26,712
- We'll just have to make the time.
- Of course we will.
697
00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:33,699
It was a promise made
in all sincerity,
698
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:36,717
but sadly,
it was not meant to be.
699
00:38:38,704 --> 00:38:43,721
Lynette and Tom Scavo
left the Lane four weeks later.
700
00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:47,703
They moved to New York,
701
00:38:47,704 --> 00:38:51,663
where Lynette learned
the joy of being a C.E.O.
702
00:38:52,357 --> 00:38:56,700
She and Tom soon bought a penthouse
overlooking Central Park...
703
00:38:58,498 --> 00:39:02,093
Where, years later, she'd take
her six grandchildren
704
00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:04,095
and yell at them.
705
00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:08,978
Gabrielle and Carlos Solis
706
00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:12,276
left the neighborhood
the following year.
707
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,691
This was after Carlos
helped her develop
708
00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:18,223
a personal shopping web site,
709
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:21,699
which led to Gabrielle
getting her own show
710
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,353
on the home shopping network.
711
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,724
They soon bought a mansion
in California,
712
00:39:26,725 --> 00:39:30,551
where they argued
happily ever after.
713
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,712
Two years later,
714
00:39:34,713 --> 00:39:38,716
Bree and her new husband
left Fairview.
715
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,992
They moved to Louisville,
716
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:44,720
where Bree joined a club
for conservative women.
717
00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:50,256
Trip then encouraged her
to enter into local politics.
718
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,247
The following November,
719
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:57,104
Bree was elected to
the Kentucky state legislature.
720
00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:02,707
But Susan Delfino
721
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:05,728
was the first to move
from Wisteria Lane.
722
00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:08,741
And this is how it ended.
723
00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:11,296
She introduced herself
724
00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,878
to the woman
who was moving in.
725
00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:17,382
- You must be Jennifer.
- And you must be Susan.
726
00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:20,469
- Nice to meet you.
- Sorry if I'm early.
727
00:40:20,482 --> 00:40:22,683
I, uh, made better time
than I thought I would.
728
00:40:22,684 --> 00:40:24,699
We were just about to leave.
729
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,649
My house is your house.
730
00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:30,233
I mean, legally,
this is your house.
731
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:33,411
Ahh.
732
00:40:34,717 --> 00:40:37,695
Hey, I hope
that you'll be happy here.
733
00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:41,303
Thanks. Steve's so excited
to finally live in the suburbs.
734
00:40:41,334 --> 00:40:43,462
I'm a little worried
it's going to be boring.
735
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,516
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about that.
736
00:40:45,717 --> 00:40:47,745
Now this street is
a lot of things.
737
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,708
Boring is not one of them.
738
00:40:57,696 --> 00:41:00,708
- Can we go now?
- Yeah, we're going.
739
00:41:07,696 --> 00:41:11,666
Hey, do you guys mind if I take
one last spin around the block?
740
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,720
Go for it.
741
00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:19,699
As Susan left her driveway,
742
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:23,724
she had a feeling
she was being watched...
743
00:41:23,725 --> 00:41:26,720
And she was.
744
00:41:26,721 --> 00:41:30,703
The ghosts of people who had
been a part of Wisteria Lane
745
00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:33,711
were gazing upon her
as she passed.
746
00:41:33,712 --> 00:41:38,653
They watched her,
as they watch everyone,
747
00:41:38,654 --> 00:41:40,741
always hoping
the living could learn
748
00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:43,741
to put aside rage and sorrow,
749
00:41:43,742 --> 00:41:46,728
bitterness and regret.
750
00:41:46,729 --> 00:41:50,670
These ghosts watch,
751
00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:53,682
wanting people to remember
752
00:41:53,683 --> 00:41:57,678
that even
the most desperate life...
753
00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:03,276
Is oh... so wonderful.
754
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:14,581
But only a lucky few realize
the gift they've been given.
755
00:42:16,518 --> 00:42:21,526
Most people just go on
day after day,
756
00:42:21,721 --> 00:42:23,682
trying in vain...
757
00:42:23,683 --> 00:42:26,671
To keep secrets...
758
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:30,399
That will never stay hidden.