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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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Hey, Damien, what you gonna do
when the space war is over?
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Open a Lady Foot Locker,
hang myself in the back.
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You know, take it easy.
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It's an ambush!
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They're everywhere!
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Tell my wife that I loved you.
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Just in time, Phillip.
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Dino-sorry we're late.
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You guys really
saved our asses.
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You mean your cabooses.
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Train!
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I'm a train!
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Dad, I was playing there!
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That's why I threw my
briefcase on top of it.
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The symbolism is
just too delicious.
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Adulthood is crashing
down on you, Steve.
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You're too old to be
playing with toys.
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What?
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You're never too old to play.
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Using your imagination's
a healthy way
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to escape reality for a spell.
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No, that's what drugs
and alcohol are for.
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Steve, you're 14;
no more make-believe.
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But I love making believe.
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Well, it's time to give all
that up and become an adult.
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Never!
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Jet pack activate!
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To forever and above!
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You're a dick, Steve.
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Ugh, I don't have
the fingers for this.
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I have the fingers
for a lot of things...
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Seasoning pizza dough,
snapping along to R&B songs,
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Good, right?
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Not at first but then
yes, it got very good.
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Damn, bitch!
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What happened to you?
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I slipped at the market
and landed on my head and nose.
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The manager was so scared
I was gonna sue,
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he gave me free steaks!
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Smart. There's no way
a lawsuit could have been
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more lucrative than
two supermarket steaks.
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Right. So I was thinking,
Stan's working late,
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how 'bout I cook up a nice
steak dinner for the two of us?
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Hey! Fun!
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Not a lot of fun, but enough.
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What can I bring?
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Mm, maybe a nice
bottle of wine?
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Oh, you bitch.
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You did it.
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Stupid, stupid bitch
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doesn't even know.
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She is gonna get
the best bottle of wine
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of her stupid bitch life.
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She-she doesn't even know!
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Oh, no.
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Where's the Rain Duck?
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Damn it, all out.
Got to hit the store.
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But what car to take?
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Ah, '97 Toyota Camry.
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Only 32 made in the world.
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Maybe I'll take my bike.
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Such a nice day.
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Now stay tuned
for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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Oh, man!
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This is gonna be so good.
I need this.
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I don't know if you've
picked up on my vibe lately,
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but I've been pretty upset.
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Steve won't stop
playing with toys.
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Oh, you're bugging, huh?
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Yeah, but not for long.
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Because tonight,
when Steve's asleep,
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I'm gonna go in
and get rid of all his toys.
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Nice.
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Ninety-eight-point-six.
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I'm telling you, I feel warm.
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Check it again.
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Evening, Robbie.
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Any intelligence to report?
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Tonight, when Steve's asleep,
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I'm gonna go in
and get rid of all his toys.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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I knew this day would come.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention.
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Tonight, we fight for our lives!
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Yeah!
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String on tail.
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Obviously, that's nothing.
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Ooh!
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Steve, h-hand over
the gun, okay?
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L-Let's talk.
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I think we'll leave the talk
to Tavis Smiley,
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weeknights on PBS.
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Good job, men.
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Our victory was hard-fought
and well-deserved.
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Please, make the pain go away.
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I, uh, think he meant,
like, an Advil.
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What am I gonna do about Steve?
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He's gonna play
with toys forever!
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Calm down.
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Steve will leave
his toys behind
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when he gets interested
in adult things.
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What, like,
mung beans and regret?
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No. Sex.
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As soon as Steve
gets a taste of vachooch,
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those toys will be
a thing of the past.
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But that could take forever.
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Steve is not a... sensual boy.
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No, but my cologne is.
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Sensual Boy by Klaus.
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Smell it.
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And that's why it's virtually
impossible for me to get fired,
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no matter what I do.
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Hi-ya!
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Karate.
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Steve, get up.
We're going to Mexico.
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I'm taking you to a whorehouse
to get you laid.
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Uh, okay.
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Didn't see my day
going this way, but good, okay.
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Hi-ya!
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Now, son, these Mexican
call girls have seen
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thousands of men, so when
they tell you you're the best
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they've ever had,
it's quite a compliment.
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Steve?
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You all right, Philip?
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You look a little green.
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Hey! Where'd that
toy come from?!
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You got to have a road toy.
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Son, I am bringing
you to Mexico
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to show you that you
don't need toys anymore!
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And by the way,
father of the year here.
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This is how I wish
I lost my virginity.
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Not to some coked-up airhead.
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Didn't you lose
your virginity to Mom?
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Mm-hmm.
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Roget!
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Seb!
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Seb, mon ami, a sweet stupid
lady has invited me for steaks,
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and only a bottle
of Rain Duck will do.
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Oh, je regrette.
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They are no longer
making the Rain Duck,
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and we just sold
our last bottle.
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What? To who?!
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To the homosexual news team.
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Oh, my God, Greg and Terry--
they love me!
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They'll totally
give me that bottle!
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Hola.
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Business or pleasure?
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Buying pleasure is my business.
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Oh!
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Oh-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
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Yes.
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Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Hee! He-he-he-he, he-he!
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Steve, what are you doing?
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Just trying to get in on it.
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Well, don't.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of my best friend.
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Hey, Terry, it's me--
Wait, who do you know me as?
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Stan's Uncle Roger.
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Good for me
for keeping it simple.
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So, the guys over at the wine
store accidentally sold you
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a bottle of Rain Duck
they were holding for me.
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I'll just grab the wine,
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and in return, I will
give you back your garage keys.
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I sometimes sleep
under your car.
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Like a cat or a meth addict.
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I'm not a cat.
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Listen, we bought
the Rain Duck.
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It's our Rain Duck.
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You're out of luck.
You're out of Duck.
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Good one, T!
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Oh. Well.
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That's surely the last
you'll hear from me
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regarding this matter.
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Good day.
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Francine, postpone the steaks!
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Are you talking to me?!
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You have to talk louder
if you want me to hear you!
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I said postpone the steaks!
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I don't have the wine!
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Can't we just drink
a different wine?!
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You're getting a punch!
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What?!
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When I get over there,
I'm going to punch you!
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Please don't!
Two punches!
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What?! Why?!
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I'm gonna keep adding punches.
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Here we are, son.
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Behind that door lies a goddess
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who will usher you
into adulthood.
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Man, I'm excited.
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Sh-Should I,
should I get one, too?
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Sh-Should-- no, no.
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I mean, maybe. I mean, no, no.
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I don't know, I don't know,
probably.
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Quieres sex?
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Whew!
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That was unexpected.
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Was she... was that...
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was she cooking?
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I-I don't know what
the plan was for that tortilla.
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Not to worry though, plenty of
first-class cathouses down here.
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We'll just go to another.
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Now, this is more like it, eh?
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Take your pick of the ladies.
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Line up, girls!
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Pick me! Pick me!
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No, pick me, Papi,
I do it better!
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What he hell's
going on down here?
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Well, son, I guess
finding a good brothel
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is a bit like "Goldilocks
and the Three Bears."
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I'm sure the third one
will be just right.
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I was wrong!
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The third one was the worst!
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Horchata!
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Horchata deliciosa!
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Dad, this is awful.
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Can we go home?
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You think I'm not upset?
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I wanted to watch
my little boy with a whore.
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Aw, seriously, Mexico?
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Hi!
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I'm Christopher, and this is
my adopted daughter Opal Louise.
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We are having quite a day.
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My Prius's nickel battery
is acting up,
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my iPhone's as dead
as Farrah Fawcett,
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and my life partner Michael
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is at a Grey Goose
event in Reykjavik.
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Can I use your phone?
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Get... in... my
house... now.
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Can you take my baby
into the other room?
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I prefer her not to
see me use landlines.
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I get it.
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Wait a minute.
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There's no Grey Goose event
in Reykjavik this week...
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Who are you?
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Ouah!
Roger!
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What about your baby?
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Keep it!
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Hey... you can't drive
with no wheels.
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Thank you, genius!
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My cousin sells tires.
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You want me take you there?
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Really?
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Wow, I was just about to
give up on this country.
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Thank you, Mexican.
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Friends, burritos, you are the
first good thing to happen to us
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in this godforsaken country.
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You know, most of
our country is wonderful.
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Oh, by the way?
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You're being kidnapped
right now.
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Oh, come on, Mexico!
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Dad, I don't feel so good.
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00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:13,677
Horchata!
267
00:14:18,782 --> 00:14:20,332
What do you want from us?
268
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,085
Firstly? For you not to yell.
I am right here.
269
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,520
We're a drug cartel,
270
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,388
so it's just good to have
white people around.
271
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:29,058
Maybe we sell you,
maybe we make sex with you...
272
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,360
Well, son, this is where we die.
273
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:32,795
We had a good run.
274
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,564
Mine better than yours,
but it's not a competition.
275
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:36,966
I win.
276
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,617
Dad, you'll think of
something else, right?
277
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,853
Nope, Daddy's shuttin' down.
278
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,777
Pop, you need to eat.
279
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,345
You're wasting away.
280
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:51,547
You're doing
a reverse Vince Vaughn.
281
00:14:51,615 --> 00:14:54,950
Sorry, kiddo,
it's time to face reality.
282
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,418
We're gonna die.
283
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,409
Well, if you won't eat for me,
284
00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:05,861
maybe you'll do it for...
285
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:06,929
Pedro!
286
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,332
That's right, man!
287
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:13,285
You need to eat,
so you can get strong
288
00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:15,254
and come on
a wonderful adventure!
289
00:15:15,321 --> 00:15:17,273
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
290
00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,892
I... I don't
want to play, Steve.
291
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,993
Mmm.
292
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,878
This food can be
anything you want
293
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,563
if you use your imagination.
294
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,632
I'm eating taquitos!
295
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,051
My favorite, except
they make me toot.
296
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:31,804
Whoops, there I go.
297
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:34,240
Can you smell it?
298
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,407
Is it stinky?
299
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,676
Stop farting, Pedro!
300
00:15:37,744 --> 00:15:38,911
It's so stinky!
301
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:41,080
I smell it!
302
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,015
I can smell your farts, Pedro!
303
00:15:45,502 --> 00:15:48,304
And Pedro, you're so...
304
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:49,939
handsome.
305
00:15:50,006 --> 00:15:52,308
Welcome to the world
of imagination.
306
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,277
In here, you can
imagine whatever you want.
307
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,278
Anything?
308
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,180
Anything.
309
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:03,018
You're quite good.
310
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,820
I know.
311
00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,859
Okay, the steaks
are almost ready.
312
00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:10,893
Where's the wine?
313
00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:12,361
Just moments away, sweetheart.
314
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,164
My Rube Goldberg device
will deliver the Rain Duck
315
00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:16,232
right into our hands.
316
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,372
When I was a little
girl, Grover Cleveland was President.
317
00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:22,398
Now we wait until they
notice our power is out
318
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,300
and come over to check on us.
319
00:17:27,237 --> 00:17:28,337
Ah, screw it.
320
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:30,339
I'm done waiting for this wine.
321
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:32,408
Damn Rube Goldberg,
family of flies...
322
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,209
600 bucks on dominos...
323
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:35,778
Hey, Francine.
324
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,847
Oh God! My face!
325
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:41,784
Oh...
326
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,519
Your face.
Your face!
327
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,371
Our faces...
328
00:17:48,808 --> 00:17:50,209
You got it!
329
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,645
That's how you get
a bottle of Rain Duck!
330
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,614
String on a corkscrew...
331
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,516
Obviously that's nothing.
332
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:04,106
You wanted both steaks.
333
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,408
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
334
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,876
Is Francine dead?
335
00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:09,011
I don't know.
336
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,448
You know who else
was a cockroach?
337
00:18:12,515 --> 00:18:14,316
Theo Huxtable's best friend.
338
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,118
Oh, that's right, that's right.
339
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,388
Hey, Dad! Look!
340
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:20,556
It's a food drop!
341
00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:25,394
It's coming in for a landing!
342
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,700
Nom, nom, nom.
343
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:34,436
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
344
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,539
Wow.
345
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:39,675
When was the last time
you had that much fun?
346
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,110
Years.
347
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,696
Oh. So you didn't have fun
at my birthday party last week?
348
00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:47,066
Dude, there was a huge fire;
all those people died.
349
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,168
Oh, God, yeah.
350
00:18:49,235 --> 00:18:51,236
Wow, those guys look so bummed.
351
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,105
That gives me an idea.
352
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,573
Hey, amigos.
353
00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:56,508
Wanna play?
354
00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:01,830
Hey, look!
355
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:04,466
Two handsome Latino astronauts!
356
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,735
Yes! We are back
from space!
357
00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:08,337
We went to Jupiter...
358
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,572
We went to...
359
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,641
one of those other planets.
360
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:15,778
Hey, while you were gone,
the space puppies were born.
361
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,830
Oh my God,
I knew that would happen!
362
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:18,897
Can we see them?
363
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,532
Can you see them?
364
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600
You're their uncles.
365
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:23,285
I hope you'll see them.
366
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,471
I hope you'll have a great
relationship with them.
367
00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:32,678
So cute! Oh, so cute!
368
00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:34,913
I know!
I'm freaking out about it!
369
00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:36,298
You guys want to pet them?
370
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,916
Yes, yes, si.
371
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:38,917
Yes, yes!
372
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,869
All right, I'll let you in,
373
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,155
but you gotta keep the door
closed so they don't escape.
374
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,558
We'll be right out here,
taking pictures and waving.
375
00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,596
Come on, Dad! Let's go!
376
00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:54,566
Oh...
377
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,952
Deceived once again by whimsy.
378
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,491
I am impressed, son.
379
00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:04,293
How did you trick
those guards like that?
380
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,611
I could see they were desperate
to escape their reality,
381
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,580
so I just provided
an opportunity.
382
00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,449
I do it all the time at home.
383
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,251
Geez, is your life
really that bad?
384
00:20:12,302 --> 00:20:13,752
Sometimes.
385
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:15,637
More often than I'd like.
386
00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:18,140
It'd be really nice
to talk to somebody about it.
387
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:25,630
Anyway...
388
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,649
Well, I gotta hand it to you.
389
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:30,969
I would've starved to death if
you hadn't shown me how to play.
390
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,404
You keep your toys.
391
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:33,972
Thanks, Dad.
392
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,608
And thank you, Pedro.
393
00:20:36,659 --> 00:20:37,876
See you around.
394
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:42,163
"See you around"?!
395
00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,548
Are you kidding me?
396
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,500
I saved your lives!
397
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:46,518
Come back, you cowards!
398
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:48,002
I'll kill you!
399
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:50,438
I'll hunt you down
and kill you!
400
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,160
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
401
00:20:55,764 --> 00:21:00,678
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