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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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Hey, Damien, what you gonna do
when the space war is over?
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Open a Lady Foot Locker,
hang myself in the back.
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You know, take it easy.
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It's an ambush!
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(creatures shrieking)
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(screams)
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(shrieking)
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(grunts)
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They're everywhere!
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Tell my wife that I loved you.
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(automatic gunfire)
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♪ ♪
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(train whistle blows)
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Just in time, Phillip.
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Dino-sorry we're late.
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You guys really
saved our asses.
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You mean your cabooses.
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OTHERS: Train!
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I'm a train!
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(whistle blows)
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Dad, I was playing there!
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That's why I threw my
briefcase on top of it.
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The symbolism is
just too delicious.
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Adulthood is crashing
down on you, Steve.
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You're too old to be
playing with toys.
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(chuckles): What?
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You're never too old to play.
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Using your imagination's
a healthy way
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to escape reality for a spell.
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No, that's what drugs
and alcohol are for.
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Steve, you're 14;
no more make-believe.
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But I love making believe.
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Jet pack activate!
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To forever and above!
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(making jet pack noises)
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You're a dick, Steve.
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(tablet beeping)
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Ugh, I don't have
the fingers for this.
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I have the fingers
for a lot of things...
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Seasoning pizza dough,
snapping along to R&B songs,
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finger banging.
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Bang-bang! Bang-bang!
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Good, right?
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Not at first but then
yes, it got very good.
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Damn, bitch!
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What happened to you?
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I slipped at the market
and landed on my head and nose.
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The manager was so scared
I was gonna sue,
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he gave me free steaks!
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(yells)
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Smart. There's no way
a lawsuit could have been
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more lucrative than
two supermarket steaks.
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Right. So I was thinking,
Stan's working late,
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how 'bout I cook up a nice
steak dinner for the two of us?
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Hey! Fun!
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Not a lot of fun, but enough.
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What can I bring?
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Mm, maybe a nice
bottle of wine?
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(chuckling):
Oh, you bitch.
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You did it.
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Stupid, stupid bitch
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doesn't even know.
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She is gonna get
the best bottle of wine
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of her stupid bitch life.
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(chuckling)
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She-she doesn't even know!
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(chuckling)
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Oh, no.
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Where's the Rain Duck?
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Damn it, all out.
Got to hit the store.
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But what car to take?
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♪ ♪
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Ah, '97 Toyota Camry.
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Only 32 made in the world.
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(engine starts)
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(tires screeching)
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(crash, music stops abruptly)
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Maybe I'll take my bike.
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Such a nice day.
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TV ANNOUNCER: Now stay tuned
for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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(chuckles):
Oh, man!
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This is gonna be so good.
I need this.
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I don't know if you've
picked up on my vibe lately,
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but I've been pretty upset.
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Steve won't stop
playing with toys.
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Oh, you're bugging, huh?
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Yeah, but not for long.
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Because tonight,
when Steve's asleep,
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I'm gonna go in
and get rid of all his toys.
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Nice.
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(beeping)
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Ninety-eight-point-six.
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I'm telling you, I feel warm.
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Check it again.
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♪ ♪
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(beeping continues)
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Evening, Robbie.
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Any intelligence to report?
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STAN (recorded):
Tonight, when Steve's asleep,
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I'm gonna go in
and get rid of all his toys.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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I knew this day would come.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention.
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Tonight, we fight for our lives!
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(cheering)
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(bleep) yeah!
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String on tail.
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Obviously, that's nothing.
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(screams)
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Ooh!
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(groaning)
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Steve, h-hand over
the gun, okay?
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L-Let's talk.
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I think we'll leave the talk
to Tavis Smiley,
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weeknights on PBS.
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(screams)
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(groans)
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(gasps, train whistle blows)
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(explosion, Stan screams)
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(fireworks popping)
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(whimpering)
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Good job, men.
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Our victory was hard-fought
and well-deserved.
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Please, make the pain go away.
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(neck cracks)
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I, uh, think he meant,
like, an Advil.
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What am I gonna do about Steve?
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He's gonna play
with toys forever!
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Calm down.
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Steve will leave
his toys behind
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when he gets interested
in adult things.
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What, like,
mung beans and regret?
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No. Sex.
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As soon as Steve
gets a taste of vachooch,
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those toys will be
a thing of the past.
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But that could take forever.
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Steve is not a... sensual boy.
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No, but my cologne is.
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♪ ♪
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Sensual Boy by Klaus.
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(whispers): Smell it.
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And that's why it's virtually
impossible for me to get fired,
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no matter what I do.
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Hi-ya!
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Karate.
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Steve, get up.
We're going to Mexico.
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I'm taking you to a whorehouse
to get you laid.
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Uh, okay.
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Didn't see my day
going this way, but good, okay.
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(students cheering)
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Hi-ya!
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Now, son, these Mexican
call girls have seen
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thousands of men, so when
they tell you you're the best
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they've ever had,
it's quite a compliment.
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Steve?
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You all right, Philip?
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You look a little green.
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(giggles)
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Hey! Where'd that
toy come from?!
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You got to have a road toy.
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Son, I am bringing
you to Mexico
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to show you that you
don't need toys anymore!
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And by the way,
father of the year here.
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This is how I wish
I lost my virginity.
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Not to some coked-up airhead.
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Didn't you lose
your virginity to Mom?
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Mm-hmm.
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(bicycle bell rings)
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Roget!
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Seb!
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Seb, mon ami, a sweet stupid
lady has invited me for steaks,
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and only a bottle
of Rain Duck will do.
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Oh, je regrette.
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They are no longer
making the Rain Duck,
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and we just sold
our last bottle.
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What? To who?!
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To the homosexual news team.
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Oh, my God, Greg and Terry--
they love me!
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They'll totally
give me that bottle!
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(bicycle bell rings)
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Hola.
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Business or pleasure?
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Buying pleasure is my business.
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Oh!
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(laughing):
Oh-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
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Yes.
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(chuckling):
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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(laughing, high-pitched):
Hee! He-he-he-he, he-he!
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Steve, what are you doing?
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Just trying to get in on it.
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Well, don't.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of my best friend.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hey, Terry, it's me--
Wait, who do you know me as?
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Stan's Uncle Roger.
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Good for me
for keeping it simple.
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So, the guys over at the wine
store accidentally sold you
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a bottle of Rain Duck
they were holding for me.
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I'll just grab the wine,
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and in return, I will
give you back your garage keys.
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I sometimes sleep
under your car.
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Like a cat or a meth addict.
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(whispers):
I'm not a cat.
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(meows)
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Listen, we bought
the Rain Duck.
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It's our Rain Duck.
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You're out of luck.
You're out of Duck.
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(Greg laughs)
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GREG:
Good one, T!
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Oh. Well.
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That's surely the last
you'll hear from me
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regarding this matter.
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Good day.
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Francine, postpone the steaks!
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FRANCINE:
Are you talking to me?!
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You have to talk louder
if you want me to hear you!
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I said postpone the steaks!
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I don't have the wine!
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Can't we just drink
a different wine?!
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You're getting a punch!
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What?!
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When I get over there,
I'm going to punch you!
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Please don't!
Two punches!
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What?! Why?!
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I'm gonna keep adding punches.
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(two punches landing)
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(sobbing)
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♪ ♪
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Here we are, son.
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Behind that door lies a goddess
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who will usher you
into adulthood.
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Man, I'm excited.
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Sh-Should I,
should I get one, too?
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Sh-Should-- no, no.
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I mean, maybe. I mean, no, no.
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I don't know, I don't know,
probably.
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(slapping sound)
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(cat meows)
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Quieres sex?
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Whew!
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That was unexpected.
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Was she... was that...
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was she cooking?
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I-I don't know what
the plan was for that tortilla.
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(shudders)
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Not to worry though, plenty of
first-class cathouses down here.
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We'll just go to another.
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Now, this is more like it, eh?
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Take your pick of the ladies.
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Line up, girls!
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Pick me! Pick me!
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No, pick me, Papi,
I do it better!
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(panting)
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What he hell's
going on down here?
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Well, son, I guess
finding a good brothel
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is a bit like "Goldilocks
and the Three Bears."
269
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:05,349
I'm sure the third one
will be just right.
270
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,622
I was wrong!
271
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,157
The third one was the worst!
272
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:34,878
Horchata!
273
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:37,047
Horchata deliciosa!
274
00:12:37,115 --> 00:12:39,116
Dad, this is awful.
275
00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:40,351
Can we go home?
276
00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:41,719
You think I'm not upset?
277
00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:43,754
I wanted to watch
my little boy with a whore.
278
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,125
Aw, seriously, Mexico?
279
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:50,944
(doorbell rings)
280
00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:53,013
Hi!
281
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:56,150
I'm Christopher, and this is
my adopted daughter Opal Louise.
282
00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:58,218
We are having quite a day.
283
00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:00,587
My Prius's nickel battery
is acting up,
284
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,222
my iPhone's as dead
as Farrah Fawcett,
285
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,824
and my life partner Michael
286
00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:05,626
is at a Grey Goose
event in Reykjavik.
287
00:13:05,694 --> 00:13:06,894
Can I use your phone?
288
00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:10,764
Get... in... my
house... now.
289
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:17,037
Can you take my baby
into the other room?
290
00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:19,506
I prefer her not to
see me use landlines.
291
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,392
(whispers):
I get it.
292
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,847
Wait a minute.
293
00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,450
There's no Grey Goose event
in Reykjavik this week...
294
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,918
Who are you?
295
00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:32,386
Ouah!
Roger!
296
00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:35,689
What about your baby?
297
00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:36,757
ROGER:
Keep it!
298
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,663
Hey... you can't drive
with no wheels.
299
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:43,764
Thank you, genius!
300
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,899
My cousin sells tires.
301
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,634
You want me take you there?
302
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,036
Really?
303
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,205
Wow, I was just about to
give up on this country.
304
00:13:51,272 --> 00:13:52,473
Thank you, Mexican.
305
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:59,396
Friends, burritos, you are the
first good thing to happen to us
306
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,814
in this godforsaken country.
307
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,600
You know, most of
our country is wonderful.
308
00:14:03,651 --> 00:14:04,685
Oh, by the way?
309
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:06,854
You're being kidnapped
right now.
310
00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,906
STAN: Oh, come on, Mexico!
311
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,441
STEVE:
Dad, I don't feel so good.
312
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:12,509
(Steve vomits)
313
00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:13,677
MEXICAN FAMILY: Horchata!
314
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,731
(clucking)
315
00:14:18,782 --> 00:14:20,332
What do you want from us?
316
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,085
Firstly? For you not to yell.
I am right here.
317
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,520
We're a drug cartel,
318
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,388
so it's just good to have
white people around.
319
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:29,058
Maybe we sell you,
maybe we make sex with you...
320
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,360
Well, son, this is where we die.
321
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:32,795
We had a good run.
322
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,564
Mine better than yours,
but it's not a competition.
323
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:36,966
I win.
324
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,617
Dad, you'll think of
something else, right?
325
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,853
Nope, Daddy's shuttin' down.
326
00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:45,374
(squeaking)
327
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,777
Pop, you need to eat.
328
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,345
You're wasting away.
329
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:51,547
You're doing
a reverse Vince Vaughn.
330
00:14:51,615 --> 00:14:54,950
Sorry, kiddo,
it's time to face reality.
331
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,418
We're gonna die.
332
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,409
Well, if you won't eat for me,
333
00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:05,861
maybe you'll do it for...
334
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:06,929
Pedro!
335
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,332
(Latin accent):
That's right, man!
336
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:13,285
You need to eat,
so you can get strong
337
00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:15,254
and come on
a wonderful adventure!
338
00:15:15,321 --> 00:15:17,273
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
339
00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,892
I... I don't
want to play, Steve.
340
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,993
Mmm.
341
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,878
This food can be
anything you want
342
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,563
if you use your imagination.
343
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,632
I'm eating taquitos!
344
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,051
My favorite, except
they make me toot.
345
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,236
(fart sound)
346
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:31,804
Whoops, there I go.
347
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:32,805
(fart sound)
348
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:34,240
Can you smell it?
349
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,407
Is it stinky?
350
00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:36,442
(fart sound)
351
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,676
Stop farting, Pedro!
352
00:15:37,744 --> 00:15:38,911
It's so stinky!
353
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:39,945
(gasps)
354
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:41,080
I smell it!
355
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,015
I can smell your farts, Pedro!
356
00:15:45,502 --> 00:15:48,304
And Pedro, you're so...
357
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:49,939
handsome.
358
00:15:50,006 --> 00:15:52,308
Welcome to the world
of imagination.
359
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,277
In here, you can
imagine whatever you want.
360
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,278
Anything?
361
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,180
Anything.
362
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:03,018
You're quite good.
363
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,820
I know.
364
00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,859
Okay, the steaks
are almost ready.
365
00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:10,893
Where's the wine?
366
00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:12,361
Just moments away, sweetheart.
367
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,164
My Rube Goldberg device
will deliver the Rain Duck
368
00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:16,232
right into our hands.
369
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,372
(high-pitched) When I was a little
girl, Grover Cleveland was President.
370
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,291
(laughing)
371
00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:08,701
(crying loudly)
372
00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:15,791
(yells)
373
00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:22,398
Now we wait until they
notice our power is out
374
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,300
and come over to check on us.
375
00:17:27,237 --> 00:17:28,337
Ah, screw it.
376
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:30,339
I'm done waiting for this wine.
377
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:32,408
Damn Rube Goldberg,
family of flies...
378
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,209
600 bucks on dominos...
379
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:35,778
Hey, Francine.
380
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,379
(screaming)
381
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,847
Oh God! My face!
382
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:41,784
Oh...
(whimpers)
383
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,519
Your face.
Your face!
384
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,371
Our faces...
385
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:46,805
(crying)
386
00:17:48,808 --> 00:17:50,209
You got it!
387
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,645
That's how you get
a bottle of Rain Duck!
388
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,614
String on a corkscrew...
389
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,516
Obviously that's nothing.
390
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:04,106
You wanted both steaks.
391
00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,408
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
392
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,876
Is Francine dead?
393
00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:09,011
(mouth full):
I don't know.
394
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,448
You know who else
was a cockroach?
395
00:18:12,515 --> 00:18:14,316
Theo Huxtable's best friend.
396
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,118
Oh, that's right, that's right.
397
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,388
Hey, Dad! Look!
398
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:20,556
It's a food drop!
399
00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:25,394
It's coming in for a landing!
400
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,700
Nom, nom, nom.
401
00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:33,402
(laughing)
402
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:34,436
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
403
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,821
(laughing)
404
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,539
Wow.
405
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:39,675
When was the last time
you had that much fun?
406
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,110
Years.
407
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,696
Oh. So you didn't have fun
at my birthday party last week?
408
00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:47,066
Dude, there was a huge fire;
all those people died.
409
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,168
Oh, God, yeah.
410
00:18:49,235 --> 00:18:51,236
(quietly):
Wow, those guys look so bummed.
411
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,105
That gives me an idea.
412
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,573
Hey, amigos.
413
00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:56,508
Wanna play?
414
00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:01,830
Hey, look!
415
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:04,466
Two handsome Latino astronauts!
416
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,735
Yes! We are back
from space!
417
00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:08,337
We went to Jupiter...
418
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,572
We went to...
419
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,641
one of those other planets.
420
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:15,778
Hey, while you were gone,
the space puppies were born.
421
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,830
Oh my God,
I knew that would happen!
422
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:18,897
Can we see them?
423
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,532
Can you see them?
424
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600
You're their uncles.
425
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:23,285
I hope you'll see them.
426
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,471
I hope you'll have a great
relationship with them.
427
00:19:27,974 --> 00:19:31,410
(guards squeal with delight)
428
00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:32,678
So cute! Oh, so cute!
429
00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:34,913
I know!
I'm freaking out about it!
430
00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:36,298
You guys want to pet them?
431
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,916
(gasps) Yes, yes, si.
432
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:38,917
Yes, yes!
433
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,869
All right, I'll let you in,
434
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,155
but you gotta keep the door
closed so they don't escape.
435
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,558
We'll be right out here,
taking pictures and waving.
436
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,093
(puppies yipping)
437
00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:49,261
(rats squeaking)
438
00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,596
Come on, Dad! Let's go!
439
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,565
(cooing)
440
00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:54,566
Oh...
441
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,952
Deceived once again by whimsy.
442
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,491
I am impressed, son.
443
00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:04,293
How did you trick
those guards like that?
444
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,611
I could see they were desperate
to escape their reality,
445
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,580
so I just provided
an opportunity.
446
00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,449
I do it all the time at home.
447
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,251
Geez, is your life
really that bad?
448
00:20:12,302 --> 00:20:13,752
Sometimes.
449
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:15,637
More often than I'd like.
450
00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:18,140
It'd be really nice
to talk to somebody about it.
451
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:25,630
Anyway...
452
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,649
Well, I gotta hand it to you.
453
00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:30,969
I would've starved to death if
you hadn't shown me how to play.
454
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,404
You keep your toys.
455
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:33,972
Thanks, Dad.
456
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,608
And thank you, Pedro.
457
00:20:36,659 --> 00:20:37,876
See you around.
458
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:42,163
"See you around"?!
459
00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,548
Are you kidding me?
460
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,500
I saved your lives!
461
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:46,518
Come back, you cowards!
462
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:48,002
I'll kill you!
463
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:50,438
I'll hunt you down
and kill you!
464
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,160
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
465
00:20:55,764 --> 00:21:00,678
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