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The ancient greeks believed
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that swans only sang once
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at the point of their death--
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one beautiful last lament.
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Well, this is
my last swanlike lament.
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Okay.
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I got the cake!
I got the cake!
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- This is what we do.
- You feed
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anything between 200 and 500
people out of this truck.
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Yes. We all work together
and we take care of each other.
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People already believe
that everyone in show business
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lives on lobster and champagne.
- Oh, really?
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- Yeah. And that's a fact.
- It's not-- it's not glamorous.
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It isn't, though, is it?
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This is a celebration,
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and you can't
have a celebration
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without a cake.
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♪ House 8xS01 ♪
Swan Song
Original Air Date on May 21, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I'm not saying "House M.D."
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is the king of TV shows...
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Wait a minute, no,
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actually I am saying that.
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But more importantly,
if "House" is the king,
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then the people
who make "House"
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are Princes.
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Oh, there's a man with a camera
out there. That's--
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Ha ha, scared him off.
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Outstanding moments
in your memory
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of working on this show?
Do you have any?
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Any challenging, uh,
artists filling your chair
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who you wanted to strangle
but didn't?
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Fond memories?
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- Uh, Hugh Laurie.
- Oh, stop.
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For the last eight years,
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an incredible journey for me
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and for a lot
of other people, too.
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- So, Ms. Morrison.
- Yes, Mr. Laurie.
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Um, allow me
to show you around.
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- I don't know if you've--
- Well, so far, it looks very familiar.
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- It does, doesn't it?
- Yes, very.
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- I leave, and you get couches?
- Just that moment.
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There are some minuses, too.
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Your lovely arrow-cut
white coat
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does not hang over the back
of those chairs as nicely.
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- "Gadolinium."
- Oh, yeah.
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Do you remember that?
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Pilot, walking down
underneath this thing.
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I knew she was allergic
to gadolinium. Figured it was
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an easy way to get someone
to cut a hole in her throat.
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I do remember saying
"gadolinium."
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Gadolinium.
I'm sure I looked it up.
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- I found all my old--
- You did.
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We didn't have cards
for all the seasons.
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You shamed--
you shamed us all.
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Lupus, gout, glaucoma,
osteoarthritis, hypertension,
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diabetes--
stop me anytime.
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The heart could point to sarcoidosis.
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I'll start the ribavirin.
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It's great to have the old team
back together again, huh?
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Well, I know Omar
got very panicky
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at one time about--
he was convinced
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that he had everything.
"This is a thing you can get?
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People get this?"
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It's not S.S.P.E.
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I checked your past vaccinations
against Joe's.
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No past matches.
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I might not come back.
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I've never done a will.
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I'll call a lawyer for you.
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I want you to be
my medical proxy.
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I need to know that we're okay.
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We're all missing each other.
I did at one point sort of calculate,
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around season 3
that we'd done 284 scenes
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in the outer office.
That's a hell of a thing.
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- That's a hell of a thing.
- It is a hell of a thing.
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Yeah, you were very missed.
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What is the white bucket
you're carrying?
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- What does it signify?
- Uh, white bucket
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is our $5 Friday bucket.
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And what we do is all the crew
members who want to indulge
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put their names on a $5 bill,
tuck it into the bucket here,
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and we have a winner
for $5 Friday.
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House is a guy
who has emotions,
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has feelings,
cares about--
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amazingly good at reading people.
- Right.
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We had this role of House,
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which sort of every role
sort of revolved around
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and had so much interaction
with this character,
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that we had to really get
that character perfectly,
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or the series
would not have worked.
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We read so many people
for this part.
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When auditioning,
I can remember thinking
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I feel as if I know
who this guy is,
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the character of House,
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but I also feel like I know
who this guy David Shore is--
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the mind behind the mind,
as it were.
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I have tenure.
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Aren't you gonna grab my cane,
stop me from leaving?
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Hugh Laurie went on tape,
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and I watched it.
He had the right kind of voice.
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And he had
a good razor stubble going.
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And I thought, this--
this guy feels like House.
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And thank goodness
he's an American,
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so he can pronounce all this--
all this tough medical jargon.
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Thyrotoxic periodic paralysis?
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I have no idea what that is.
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- Leukoencephalopathy?
- You stop.
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If I knew what was wrong,
I would tell you.
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Rolling, rolling!
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Everybody lies.
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If lying to a patient would save
their life, would you do it?
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- No.
- That's a lie.
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Everyone lies, but there's
an exception to every rule.
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Actually, there isn't.
Kinda what makes it a rule.
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"Interior. I.C.U.--Day.
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"He's revived, alive,
but very weak.
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Stacy's beside herself
with worry."
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If this were any other patient,
what would you tell them to do?
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I would say it's their choice.
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Not a chance.
You'd browbeat them
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until they made the choice
you knew was right.
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We've got to let 'em cut the leg off.
It's my leg.
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It's my life.
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How many canes
have we lost, do you think?
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Lost or broken?
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I would say probably
just slightly less than 100.
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Well, first of all,
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he was not always walking
around with a cane.
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In fact, we pictured him
in a wheelchair.
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But a wheelchair
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is not the best idea,
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because of
the obvious limitations.
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So then we briefly considered
a scar...
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and then a cane.
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Knowing that it was a cane
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and knowing
that I wanted someone
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who could walk down
those halls and hold the center,
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you know,
height became important,
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and physicality
became important.
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The truth is he's hiding,
because he's handicapped.
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That was where it all
sort of started from.
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What's the point
of putting together a team
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if you're not gonna use them?
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You've got three overqualified
doctors working for you,
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getting bored.
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I don't need a team.
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You were bouncing ideas
off a janitor.
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Come on.
Gotta earn that fiver.
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The thing that I find
interesting about House
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as a character
is his, uh, distance
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and his apathy and his, um,
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removal from any kind
of, uh, connection.
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House, you play a guitar
you got in ninth grade.
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Eighth.
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You're living in the same
apartment for 15 years.
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You drive a 10-year-old car.
You are not good with change.
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That used to be true,
but I changed.
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You're fired.
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What, because I--
I yelled at you?
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It's time for a change.
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As an audience member,
we know these characters
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and to see them placed
in their individual situations
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and their--their quirks
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and, uh, you know, their
personalities come through.
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Have you even interviewed
anybody?
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You test-drive a car
before you buy it.
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You have sex
before you get married.
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I can't hire a team based
on a 10-minute interview.
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What if I don't like
having sex with 'em?
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I love it. I think--I enjoy
the humor of our writers.
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I mean, they are so clever.
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And just what we
get away with sometimes--
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it's hilarious.
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Every ship has its engine room.
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Every restaurant
has its kitchen.
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And every TV show has people--
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I don't know what they do.
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What do you do in here?
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I make the trains run on time.
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- Every rule gets followed.
- Yeah, they're apparent.
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Every rule is followed.
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You have to, um, you know,
be inventive
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to make it work.
- Like, when we did
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the Coast Guard rescue
at sea...
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- Unbelievable.
- One of our people
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thought that we had
to bring in a real helicopter
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over the tank in Pacoima,
but that was a process.
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- It's getting--
- You're spoiling the magic, Marcy.
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That's more invoices
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than I've even seen in my life,
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never mind gone through
for a single show.
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It says
"production designer."
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What it means is, uh, genius.
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Behind sets like these
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are people like them.
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What do you think
was your biggest, uh,
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the biggest challenge?
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Mayfield was probably
the most fun, I think.
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You sort of built
a wing of a hospital.
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Yeah.
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Right. We did a whole world.
We did the exterior.
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- We did the interior.
- That was fun. Yeah.
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"'Broken'--scene 53.
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"Interior.
E.R. waiting room--night.
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"Start on House
as he sits in a chair alone
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"staring into space,
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"holding Freedom Master's
blood-speckled jacket.
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Offscreen..."
He's lucky to be alive.
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You don't care
about anything, House.
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I'm transferring you
to Winslow Psychiatric.
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You'll have better luck pulling
the wool over their eyes.
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I'm done.
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Don't.
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I need help.
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We're all worried
my hero, House,
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is, you know, in trouble,
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and he's going
to a psychiatric hospital.
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And you should also welcome
Greg to the floor.
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Don't worry about the name.
Just passing through.
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I love "Broken."
I think it gave the whole--
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not just the season,
but the whole six years--
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it gave that a sort of shape
and a meaning
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and, uh, a kind of truth.
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I-I, uh, yes.
Yeah, a kind of truth.
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Don't want to break any hearts.
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Can we go outside?
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We built
an entire mental facility.
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Okay.
He's the claustrophobic one, right?
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We constructed a slave ship.
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As the show got more successful,
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it seemed like we built
a lot more.
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We provided work
for really thousands of people
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in the seven years
that I've been here.
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It's made a lot of people
very happy.
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And, lo, the sets were good.
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This is Jesse's last time
he ever wears this.
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- It is the last time I ever wear it. Look.
- Yeah, this is--
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that's me when I was--yeah.
Jesse was 12, and now he's 19.
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You look great, Peter.
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Don't let the fans tell you
you don't.
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The difference is that
I actually look like a doctor.
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Now whose blood is it, really?
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- O, a-negative...
- It's mostly food coloring...
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And positive.
And, uh, corn syrup.
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How long do you think
you'll work for House?
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As long as he lets me.
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All our instruments
are basically real,
251
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,598
but as you can see,
we have tons and tons of...
252
00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:39,216
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
Ay-yi-yi.
253
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,051
That come out.
254
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:42,770
Look at it.
God, it's endless.
255
00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:45,022
- And cut. Great, Peter. You happy?
- Yep.
256
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:46,273
- Oh, good.
- All right, cutting.
257
00:12:46,358 --> 00:12:49,410
I'm gonna miss surgery
and Jeffrey...
258
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,695
- This is your last surgery.
- This is my last surgery.
259
00:12:51,746 --> 00:12:53,697
Slow the heart down
so it doesn't--
260
00:12:53,748 --> 00:12:55,783
Damn. Clamp.
The leak is too fast.
261
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,835
No, it's not.
We can fix this.
262
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:05,209
It worked.
263
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:07,928
Omar, in my opinion,
on the show he has taken
264
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,763
- the worst...
- - Yes, he has taken it the worst.
265
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:11,849
- Having the exploding colon...
- Why is that?
266
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,518
- I remember that.
- Because he's such a tense character.
267
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,021
Maybe a little more pressure.
268
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,056
Not too much.
If it is the end and we--
269
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:25,112
Yeah, let's do the high five.
270
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:28,982
Well, you're wrong, and--
271
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:32,286
either you're right,
and your friend is...
272
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,787
We record it on the day.
273
00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:35,706
We know right away
it's going to A.D.R.
274
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,958
He sees it. He sees it.
He sees it.
275
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,943
We hope that Peter gets it.
He sees it.
276
00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:44,832
He sees it!
277
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:46,189
Did you get anything there
that'll work?
278
00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:47,992
- I think one and two...
- One and two work.
279
00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:50,875
May be the lone wolf on set.
He gets left out.
280
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:52,704
So we invite him in here
as much as possible
281
00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:55,277
so he feels at home.
- I've always been surprised
282
00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:58,861
at just how smoothly
and respectfully
283
00:13:58,891 --> 00:14:00,729
you guys all work together.
284
00:14:00,826 --> 00:14:02,710
It's pretty unbelievable.
It really is amazing.
285
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,102
'Cause the actors
hate each other.
286
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,187
Say the line.
Say the line.
287
00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,823
You know, to be honest,
it's kind of nice
288
00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,276
walking into a hair
and makeup trailer
289
00:14:12,327 --> 00:14:14,411
and knowing that you're
gonna get made up,
290
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,996
and you don't have
to do a thing.
291
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:17,998
You just sit in that chair,
relax,
292
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:21,034
and let Marianna do her work.
293
00:14:21,119 --> 00:14:23,320
- They're so great.
- Talk about Charlyne.
294
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,204
Charlyne's the troublemaker
of the trailer.
295
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:25,839
Yes.
296
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,824
The girls are in here.
It's very calm.
297
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,843
It's a calm environment
until the guys get in here,
298
00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:31,500
and then all of 'em
come in at once,
299
00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:33,334
and then it's sort of nuts.
300
00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:36,234
I'd like to be able
to just sit back and do sudoku
301
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:38,469
and be as quiet as Omar,
302
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,637
but I-it's just
not in my nature.
303
00:14:40,688 --> 00:14:43,474
And I'm gonna miss,
you know, Jesse and, uh,
304
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:45,175
Jesse was always really willing
305
00:14:45,226 --> 00:14:47,144
to--to kibbutz
along with me.
306
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:48,940
Do you know how to--do you
know what "kibbutzing" means?
307
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:49,480
Yes.
308
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:52,149
Yeah. I like to kibbutz
in the makeup trailer.
309
00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:57,905
Everybody gets along very well.
310
00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,656
It's very much like a family.
311
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:01,408
I mean, after all,
we are spending
312
00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:05,245
more time with our crew
and our cast
313
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,215
and everybody in production
more than our families.
314
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:12,002
So it's a good thing
we get along.
315
00:15:12,053 --> 00:15:15,743
You hang out a--much longer
than you need to be in here for.
316
00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,863
- I mean, you-- you actually like us.
- It's 'cause I'm lonely.
317
00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:20,794
- It's 'cause I'm sad and lonely.
- Oh, yeah, there's that.
318
00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,708
First thing we're gonna shoot
is with our real actors,
319
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,518
with Charlyne for sure.
320
00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,686
Then the stunt people
will take over.
321
00:15:29,737 --> 00:15:31,855
Three, two, one, action.
322
00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:37,894
Effects is hot. Here we go.
Action.
323
00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:39,524
It was, like,
not a big deal, right?
324
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,922
Yeah, it was totally not
a big deal. Like, whatever.
325
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:42,199
It was totally fine.
326
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,951
I have five days left.
327
00:15:44,035 --> 00:15:46,402
Five days, dude.
328
00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:49,039
Well, enough
with the pampering.
329
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:51,476
Making me look good
takes real work.
330
00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:54,441
And what you have
to do to me is a trifle
331
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,496
compared to these guys.
332
00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:59,066
Whoa!
333
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:02,019
Stabbed, shot,
334
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:05,718
electrocuted...
- Dr. House!
335
00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:07,694
Poisoned, overdosed,
336
00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,393
cardiac arrest,
337
00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:12,346
leg surgery--self-administered.
I died for a while.
338
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:14,615
Oh, my God,
his blood pressure is dropping.
339
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,218
Sometimes they just don't make it.
340
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:21,787
It may look relaxed,
341
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,140
but these fellows
have been working
342
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:24,758
since about 4:00
in the morning,
343
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,661
and they have power tools.
344
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:29,882
- All set.
- "Come Fly 'House'" wasn't it?
345
00:16:31,754 --> 00:16:34,747
Tell me what that sign means.
This means it's acting time.
346
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,530
And... action.
347
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:40,130
'Cause the only cage I see
is right there.
348
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,315
Thoughts, Gary?
Three days to go.
349
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,754
A look back, poignant memories?
350
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:50,385
I look forward to three
really, uh, busy days...
351
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,220
Yeah.
And a quality final episode
352
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,973
and a handshake and a hug
and a good-bye
353
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,425
and a "good luck."
354
00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:00,979
This is how
we control the crowds.
355
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,349
They can either read the words,
or you can hit them with it.
356
00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:15,026
$5 Friday folks,
step on up and tuck a buck.
357
00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:18,146
It could be
your lucky day, brother!
358
00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:20,532
I think next, we can--
we'll do this section first.
359
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:25,954
Even before the director
starts placing the shots
360
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:27,923
or whatever,
the crew's already out.
361
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:29,958
♪ Go on, sugar ♪
362
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,927
♪ And move on down the road ♪
363
00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:34,233
What do your friends
think you do during the day?
364
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:35,864
Do you tell 'em you work
on something else?
365
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,100
We spend a lot of time here,
and we like to have fun,
366
00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:42,771
so...
Yeah, we have a lot of fun on the set.
367
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,723
All right,
so, ladies and gentlemen,
368
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:47,842
our final $5 Friday
on "House."
369
00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:51,529
$2,865.
370
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:54,065
I want to thank everybody
for participating.
371
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,903
God, the pressure.
372
00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:08,580
Ron-- Ron, Drew, and Christine!
373
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:10,832
Ron, Drew, and Christine!
374
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:14,302
Heck, yeah! Thank you
very much, everybody!
375
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,754
Bravo.
I love you all!
376
00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:39,823
House as a character
377
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:42,630
is a strong cup of coffee.
378
00:18:42,632 --> 00:18:44,817
Every now and then,
he comes under attack.
379
00:18:48,638 --> 00:18:50,205
- You are Hugh Laurie.
- I am.
380
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:52,391
You portray the character
Dr. Gregory House.
381
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:54,810
I do/did.
382
00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,379
- You're English.
- I am English, yes.
383
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:59,115
I'm a citizen
of the United Kingdom,
384
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:02,303
a subject of her majesty
Queen Elizabeth II.
385
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,717
Hey. We're wondering if you
can clarify a few things
386
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,487
about this character,
about his personality,
387
00:19:08,555 --> 00:19:10,102
about his methods.
- I'll do my best.
388
00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:11,453
I can give you some examples.
389
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:13,779
I'd like to hear them
from your mouth, yes.
390
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:19,765
Frankly, sometimes he just seems
like he's being mean.
391
00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:26,512
- What are you looking at?
- Apparently a moron.
392
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,719
You're a moron.
393
00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:32,059
Uh...
394
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,727
Chicago has a great program,
395
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:36,447
and you're a dumb-ass.
396
00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:38,115
Was there a point to that,
do you think?
397
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,000
Well...
398
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,559
Yes. Sorry.
399
00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:47,410
Stuck a thermometer up
Detective Tritter's rear end.
400
00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:49,126
- Anus.
- Oh!
401
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:50,744
And his hiring practices
402
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:54,014
are not much more
than an opportunity to mock.
403
00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:57,968
Good. Then can we do
a Secret Santa?
404
00:19:58,053 --> 00:19:59,637
I liked you better
15 seconds ago
405
00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,772
when you were afraid
for your job.
406
00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:04,808
If people find these
working conditions intolerable,
407
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,160
they're free to leave.
408
00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:07,513
They can submit their notice,
409
00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:08,718
and occasionally
some of them do.
410
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,614
I didn't fail.
You fired me. Repeatedly.
411
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:13,367
But if you walk away now,
after I just rehired you,
412
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,786
that's quitting.
413
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,788
I love the world of "House."
414
00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:20,290
It can go
from the broadly comic
415
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,110
to the angry satire
416
00:20:23,161 --> 00:20:25,796
to the sort of
gut-wrenching tragedy
417
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,464
to a horror movie,
418
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:29,133
um, in the space of seconds.
419
00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:46,934
Can anybody hear me?
420
00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,655
"Interior. The hole--
night.
421
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:55,159
"Cuddy, field amputation kit
at her side,
422
00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:57,494
"is talking
to intransigent Hanna.
423
00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,830
"Her angiocath
has been removed.
424
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:02,499
"Hanna.
'No. Dr. House promised.'
425
00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:04,418
Cuddy. 'If there was...'"
If there was any other way...
426
00:21:04,485 --> 00:21:07,821
It doesn't hurt right now.
I can wait.
427
00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,990
It was an enormously
tight space.
428
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,959
There was about 18 inches
of actual set.
429
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,795
So if you're in there, you have
to crawl around on your belly.
430
00:21:14,846 --> 00:21:16,997
You have to act
in the actual space.
431
00:21:17,048 --> 00:21:18,265
It's not made any bigger
for camera.
432
00:21:18,332 --> 00:21:21,001
We really wanted to be
inside Hugh's head.
433
00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:23,170
This shallow depth of field--
it's quite stunning.
434
00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:25,639
The focus was
unbelievably difficult
435
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,674
for our assistant cameraman.
436
00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:29,676
Sometimes we're dealing
with literally focus,
437
00:21:29,728 --> 00:21:31,812
you know, of half an inch.
438
00:21:31,863 --> 00:21:33,981
Literally, if you just breathe
with the camera,
439
00:21:34,032 --> 00:21:35,849
you're soft in your shot.
You're soft.
440
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,568
We took that camera
441
00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:40,020
and put it where it
had never been before.
442
00:21:40,071 --> 00:21:41,288
What we shot...
443
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,290
Right. Yeah.
In a whole show
444
00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:46,126
forced us to really think
out of the box.
445
00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:48,162
And I was
uncharacteristically emotional
446
00:21:48,213 --> 00:21:49,863
when we were shooting,
447
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:51,665
because the scene itself
is heartbreaking,
448
00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:54,084
and the characters devastated me
in that scene.
449
00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:57,304
I always thought
450
00:21:57,372 --> 00:21:59,306
if I did the right thing,
451
00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:01,341
if I treated people right,
452
00:22:01,392 --> 00:22:03,143
then good things
would happen to me.
453
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,514
You think that's how it works?
454
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,384
I think it used to.
455
00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:13,101
Now I don't know.
456
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,850
I love the week-to-week
of the show,
457
00:22:14,873 --> 00:22:16,939
but I really want to know
what this guy is about.
458
00:22:16,986 --> 00:22:18,258
I want to know
Lisa Cuddy better.
459
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:19,833
I want to know
who these people are,
460
00:22:19,864 --> 00:22:22,200
and I want to know what
they're like in situations
461
00:22:22,254 --> 00:22:25,219
when they're taken outside
their everyday environment.
462
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,589
- What?
- It's not a clot.
463
00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:35,375
It's a fat embolism
464
00:22:35,426 --> 00:22:37,981
from the amputation.
- What can we do?
465
00:22:38,044 --> 00:22:40,040
Do something. Please.
Please, do something.
466
00:22:40,098 --> 00:22:42,754
Please, come on, do something!
467
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:45,719
This wasn't your fault.
That's the point!
468
00:22:45,859 --> 00:22:48,644
I did everything right.
She died anyway.
469
00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,778
Why the hell do you think that
would make me feel any better?
470
00:22:59,172 --> 00:23:01,225
You think I can fix myself?
471
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,507
I don't know.
472
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:08,551
'Cause I'm the most screwed-up
person in the world.
473
00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:10,711
I know.
474
00:23:11,082 --> 00:23:12,433
I love you.
475
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,753
I think this is
the unending challenge
476
00:23:19,804 --> 00:23:21,421
of trying to love
someone like House.
477
00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:23,724
You may not think him worth
loving. I personally do.
478
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,475
I do love him
and think him worth loving.
479
00:23:29,063 --> 00:23:30,814
Figure out a way
to resolve our differences.
480
00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:32,816
There already is a mechanism
for that.
481
00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:35,068
You're laughing.
Stop.
482
00:23:35,136 --> 00:23:36,469
The House/Cuddy relationship
483
00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:38,939
I've always thought
had layers to it.
484
00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,909
I think in the pilot it's clear
that it has a history.
485
00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:45,478
It's 5:00.
I'm going home.
486
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:48,949
- To what?
- Nice.
487
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,368
Trying to convince
an insane person
488
00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:54,338
not to do insane things
is in itself insane.
489
00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:57,424
You can't stop our love!
490
00:23:57,491 --> 00:24:00,460
The fun is in watching
them, uh, struggle. - No!
491
00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:03,430
The fun is watching them
struggle not getting together
492
00:24:03,497 --> 00:24:04,574
or maybe getting together
493
00:24:04,589 --> 00:24:06,074
or thinking
about getting together.
494
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,457
Actually being together
might not be much fun.
495
00:24:08,553 --> 00:24:11,271
People who get close to you
get hurt. That's a fact.
496
00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:13,724
I slept with Cuddy.
497
00:24:13,808 --> 00:24:16,143
This is fantastic.
How are you gonna screw it up?
498
00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:20,647
I feel hurt.
499
00:24:20,698 --> 00:24:23,317
It didn't really necessarily
get explored for a long time,
500
00:24:23,368 --> 00:24:25,369
but to me, it was always there.
501
00:24:25,453 --> 00:24:27,988
You drove your car
into your ex-girlfriend's house
502
00:24:28,039 --> 00:24:30,040
and then fled the country
for three months.
503
00:24:30,124 --> 00:24:31,621
Are you sorry
about what you did?
504
00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:32,376
Yes.
505
00:24:32,377 --> 00:24:34,328
We need you to show us remorse.
506
00:24:34,379 --> 00:24:36,713
Is that how our system works?
507
00:24:36,798 --> 00:24:39,499
Release the best actors?
508
00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:42,135
Everyone has a very specific
509
00:24:42,203 --> 00:24:44,004
and personal experience
with House.
510
00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:47,641
Pull my ribbon,
if you know what I mean.
511
00:24:49,644 --> 00:24:51,428
- That's not what I meant.
- House.
512
00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:54,898
"'House's Head.' Scene 54.
513
00:24:54,983 --> 00:24:57,234
"Interior. Bus. Driving--
night.
514
00:24:57,318 --> 00:25:00,070
"Inside House's mind.
"Woman in black. 'House?'
515
00:25:00,154 --> 00:25:02,722
"the woman in black is there
once again,
516
00:25:02,774 --> 00:25:04,741
"but this time, her black pants
are now blue,
517
00:25:04,826 --> 00:25:06,893
"her black shirt and jacket
are now tan,
518
00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:09,029
and her black scarf
is now red."
519
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,448
Why are you here?
There must be a reason?
520
00:25:11,516 --> 00:25:13,951
You have something to tell me.
521
00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:16,086
Yes. Who am I?
522
00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,005
Why the guessing game?
523
00:25:18,072 --> 00:25:20,740
Because you don't know
the answer.
524
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,409
What's my necklace made of?
525
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,378
You know the clues.
526
00:25:24,445 --> 00:25:26,096
Who am I?
527
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:28,148
Amber?
528
00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:32,970
On the one hand,
we had a practical bus,
529
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:35,772
but when it was a flashback
or an hallucination,
530
00:25:35,857 --> 00:25:38,358
then it was surreal.
531
00:25:38,426 --> 00:25:41,228
And then suddenly,
it becomes real at the very end.
532
00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:42,696
Removing the safety clamps!
533
00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:44,648
Everything in the production
needed to be coordinated.
534
00:25:44,649 --> 00:25:48,235
We rehearsed this stunt,
you know, in its entirety,
535
00:25:48,286 --> 00:25:50,704
from flipping this gimbal rig
all the way over.
536
00:25:50,771 --> 00:25:52,406
And then once we've eliminated
all the variables
537
00:25:52,457 --> 00:25:54,607
and know where people
are gonna land basically
538
00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:57,127
and what they're gonna need
as far as safety goes,
539
00:25:57,211 --> 00:25:59,246
I put all the elements together,
540
00:25:59,297 --> 00:26:01,081
and then we turned it over
with everybody.
541
00:26:01,132 --> 00:26:03,083
In the very ultimate thing
with Amber,
542
00:26:03,134 --> 00:26:06,420
we had background
that was shot practically.
543
00:26:06,471 --> 00:26:09,622
We added a C.G. dump truck
to the background.
544
00:26:09,674 --> 00:26:12,392
We also had
our special effects people
545
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:15,345
throwing rubber glass
through the window.
546
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:17,481
Through the use
of physical models
547
00:26:17,565 --> 00:26:20,300
and things that are created
entirely in the computer,
548
00:26:20,351 --> 00:26:22,185
he was able to create
that world.
549
00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:23,904
We had fans going,
550
00:26:23,971 --> 00:26:26,189
lots and lots of bits
and pieces.
551
00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:28,358
There's that moment
where Amber--
552
00:26:28,443 --> 00:26:31,995
It's the point of impact
when the bus was hit,
553
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,663
and her body
going forward--
554
00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:35,949
I thought that
was extraordinary.
555
00:27:20,686 --> 00:27:22,737
Good thing I brought
my ax cane.
556
00:27:22,804 --> 00:27:25,406
I'm David Shore,
and I've done 177 episodes.
557
00:27:25,474 --> 00:27:28,026
Robert Sean Leonard.
I play Wilson,
558
00:27:28,110 --> 00:27:30,411
and, uh, it's been
177 episodes.
559
00:27:32,614 --> 00:27:35,833
Hugh Laurie. House. 177.
560
00:27:37,703 --> 00:27:41,756
Uh, Omar Epps, Foreman pilot.
561
00:27:41,823 --> 00:27:44,876
Um, 265 episodes?
562
00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:50,998
I think I'm, like, 98.
21 episodes.
563
00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:53,384
We start the final episode
564
00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:55,503
on House's face,
565
00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,221
completely passed out
on the floor.
566
00:27:59,274 --> 00:28:03,844
And as we go to frame,
we end the series.
567
00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:05,846
I know I was grumpy today.
568
00:28:05,898 --> 00:28:07,815
I was just trying
to hold it together,
569
00:28:07,866 --> 00:28:10,785
because that was a very,
very emotional moment.
570
00:28:10,852 --> 00:28:13,121
We'd come right to the end.
571
00:28:21,497 --> 00:28:25,032
Downtown somewhere in L.A.
572
00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:27,335
I have no clue where I'm at.
573
00:28:29,505 --> 00:28:31,005
These are the last days.
574
00:28:39,231 --> 00:28:41,566
There are so many
different layers to the show.
575
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,568
There's sound. There's the
acting. There's the directing.
576
00:28:43,652 --> 00:28:46,220
There's the writing.
There's the casting.
577
00:28:46,271 --> 00:28:47,738
There's the wardrobe.
There's the makeup.
578
00:28:47,823 --> 00:28:49,890
There's the special effects,
so many different components
579
00:28:49,942 --> 00:28:52,410
working towards a common theme
580
00:28:52,494 --> 00:28:54,445
in every frame of the show.
581
00:28:58,233 --> 00:28:59,951
I am wearing pants
with dogs on them,
582
00:29:00,035 --> 00:29:02,120
and the reason for that
is I'm sick. I have the flu.
583
00:29:05,591 --> 00:29:08,176
I arrived here at 6:30 p.m.,
which is my call.
584
00:29:08,243 --> 00:29:10,461
I think we're shooting
till 4:30 a.m.
585
00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:12,763
I've gotta work with Omar,
which always makes me
586
00:29:12,848 --> 00:29:14,932
slightly sleepy,
just his acting style.
587
00:29:15,017 --> 00:29:16,767
We go to war, baby.
588
00:29:20,856 --> 00:29:22,723
Our department's
interfaced with the public.
589
00:29:22,774 --> 00:29:24,859
We do so much prep work
and so much groundwork
590
00:29:24,926 --> 00:29:26,561
everything's on a deadline.
It's a lot of fun.
591
00:29:26,612 --> 00:29:28,762
12 different departments
on time, ready to go,
592
00:29:28,814 --> 00:29:30,615
with every single piece
of equipment.
593
00:29:30,699 --> 00:29:32,533
They're like the marines.
They're the first ones in.
594
00:29:32,601 --> 00:29:34,181
So you guys like
when we wrap early.
595
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:35,286
Oh, yeah.
596
00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:38,072
That's what it's all about.
597
00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:39,957
If you want
to know people well,
598
00:29:40,042 --> 00:29:42,109
you should see them
at 5:00 in the morning.
599
00:29:42,161 --> 00:29:44,328
You'll either like them
more or less.
600
00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:47,548
With these people,
it's definitely more.
601
00:29:47,616 --> 00:29:48,966
Cut!
602
00:29:51,303 --> 00:29:52,887
I only want to say as we go
603
00:29:52,954 --> 00:29:54,589
into the last show
that we will ever make,
604
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,007
that none of us
really get a chance
605
00:29:56,091 --> 00:29:57,391
to look each other
in the eye and say
606
00:29:57,459 --> 00:29:59,510
"that was an incredible thing
that you did."
607
00:29:59,595 --> 00:30:01,395
That there was a set
that was drawn on a Monday,
608
00:30:01,463 --> 00:30:03,731
built on a Tuesday, and acted on
on a Wednesday
609
00:30:03,798 --> 00:30:07,151
is just mind-bending.
- This show belongs to all of us,
610
00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:09,487
and it's something
I'm extraordinarily proud of.
611
00:30:13,775 --> 00:30:16,444
Three, two, one!
612
00:30:47,476 --> 00:30:51,145
So this is it.
Here's to the last day.
613
00:30:51,213 --> 00:30:55,416
8 years and 177 shows.
614
00:30:58,453 --> 00:31:01,322
It's almost
5 million man-hours,
615
00:31:01,373 --> 00:31:05,326
or if you prefer,
566.6 years.
616
00:31:05,377 --> 00:31:08,796
4,074 miles of film.
617
00:31:08,863 --> 00:31:11,799
Just 1 more mile to go.
618
00:31:13,535 --> 00:31:16,887
Rolling!
619
00:31:16,972 --> 00:31:17,740
And action.
620
00:31:17,765 --> 00:31:19,390
I think it's because
all of me believes
621
00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:21,676
that Foreman is a sucker
for an emotional plea.
622
00:31:21,727 --> 00:31:23,728
Cut.
623
00:31:26,148 --> 00:31:29,734
Good.
All right, that's a wrap, guys!
624
00:31:34,072 --> 00:31:36,073
Mr. Hugh Laurie!
625
00:31:36,158 --> 00:31:39,327
Mr. Hugh Laurie.
626
00:31:47,902 --> 00:31:50,504
Morning, Hugh.
And they're all being very polite to me,
627
00:31:50,572 --> 00:31:52,290
because I've laid on a plane
628
00:31:52,374 --> 00:31:54,342
for our very last trip.
629
00:32:02,551 --> 00:32:04,552
It was either that
or nine hours in a van,
630
00:32:04,603 --> 00:32:06,470
and I thought, well,
if anybody's deserved it,
631
00:32:06,555 --> 00:32:09,390
they have.
632
00:32:09,441 --> 00:32:11,225
That's the international sign
633
00:32:11,276 --> 00:32:13,561
of someone going up
in a helicopter.
634
00:32:16,943 --> 00:32:18,611
So proud of myself
I forget the next thing.
635
00:32:19,402 --> 00:32:21,319
You tell 'em they're not losing
their boyish good looks
636
00:32:21,387 --> 00:32:23,538
or becoming worn out.
- I, uh, okay.
637
00:32:26,275 --> 00:32:29,894
Your husband continues
to decline.
638
00:32:29,946 --> 00:32:31,947
I'm sorry.
639
00:32:32,031 --> 00:32:34,416
Did you just give me the nod
to do that?
640
00:32:36,836 --> 00:32:39,588
I cannot abide that.
641
00:32:39,672 --> 00:32:43,925
Oy, can I do that again?
I'm so sorry.
642
00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:46,077
♪ And we rest
in this sleepless stall ♪
643
00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:51,133
♪ Until the morning
shows light on it all ♪
644
00:32:51,217 --> 00:32:54,803
All right,
one more time, here we go.
645
00:32:54,887 --> 00:32:57,772
Going again.
646
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:02,504
- You're so cute.
- I'm sorry. Cut.
647
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:10,168
- We started in this room...
- July 13...
648
00:33:10,216 --> 00:33:12,988
- July 13, 2004.
- 2004.
649
00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:14,793
- God sake.
- Our very first fitting
650
00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:17,630
on the TV show "House."
- Wow.
651
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,740
- I look just like my son.
- I know, right?
652
00:33:21,797 --> 00:33:24,417
Well, you're not supposed to go
for that so quickly, Cathy.
653
00:33:24,466 --> 00:33:27,177
You're gonna ruin it.
- Our very first fitting.
654
00:33:27,249 --> 00:33:31,003
And, uh, this is our very last
fitting for "House."
655
00:33:33,014 --> 00:33:34,648
It says it all.
656
00:33:34,715 --> 00:33:36,850
Ira Hurvitz--
I've called him out many times.
657
00:33:36,901 --> 00:33:38,152
I've actually seen him asleep.
658
00:33:38,219 --> 00:33:39,903
I've actually caught him
falling asleep.
659
00:33:39,988 --> 00:33:41,855
I'm just gonna
draw out three at random.
660
00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,610
And everyone else
can just lump it.
661
00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:48,328
I'd like to thank
662
00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:51,949
the script supervisor Ira Hurvitz.
663
00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:53,834
There are so many good people
working on this show.
664
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,120
I have to watch the continuity
to make sure,
665
00:33:56,204 --> 00:33:58,172
since we're shooting
out of order,
666
00:33:58,239 --> 00:33:59,906
we don't forget any details.
667
00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:03,043
I mean, I can so heavily rely
on the makeup and hair people.
668
00:34:03,094 --> 00:34:05,796
- I doubt it.
- You're welcome.
669
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,216
Um, where were you this morning
when I woke up?
670
00:34:13,063 --> 00:34:17,418
Here getting ready
for the "House" big wrap party.
671
00:34:29,404 --> 00:34:32,623
Yes, indeed,
this is a big wrap party.
672
00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,608
Of course, we have a wrap party
673
00:34:34,659 --> 00:34:36,543
at the end of every season,
674
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:39,830
but this is the end
of everything--eight years.
675
00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:44,168
Almost 1,000 people
have worked on this show.
676
00:34:44,252 --> 00:34:46,420
There's a lot of stories
to be told,
677
00:34:46,471 --> 00:34:49,456
a lot of tears to be shed,
678
00:34:49,507 --> 00:34:51,975
a lot of songs to be sung.
679
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:55,229
♪ The night ♪
680
00:34:55,296 --> 00:34:57,681
♪ And the Tennessee waltz ♪
681
00:34:57,765 --> 00:35:00,434
That, by the way,
is not a prop Martini.
682
00:35:00,485 --> 00:35:05,522
♪ The Tennessee waltz ♪
683
00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:09,693
Good night.
684
00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,034
- Did you just take a pill?
- No.
685
00:35:34,435 --> 00:35:36,503
I have been watching it
from the beginning.
686
00:35:36,554 --> 00:35:38,188
I've heard
from a lot of people,
687
00:35:38,273 --> 00:35:39,856
and I've had
this experience myself
688
00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:42,342
where we'll wear a "House" hat
or a "House" T-shirt,
689
00:35:42,393 --> 00:35:44,478
and people really do
come up to us and say,
690
00:35:44,529 --> 00:35:45,980
"do you work on 'House'?"
691
00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:47,960
- It's nice.
- And Jamie takes advantage of that.
692
00:35:47,976 --> 00:35:49,953
- I'm not saying I take advantage of that.
- And she gets free stuff.
693
00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:52,601
Please don't air that
on national TV.
694
00:35:52,627 --> 00:35:56,196
I just want to thank "House"
for having me out
695
00:35:56,225 --> 00:35:59,795
and inspiring me in making
one of the biggest decisions
696
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:00,647
in my life,
697
00:36:00,711 --> 00:36:04,095
that I want to continue
to med school and be a doctor.
698
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,136
Rita from
Battle Creek, Michigan,
699
00:36:06,174 --> 00:36:09,280
wants to know why millions
of people around the world...
700
00:36:09,281 --> 00:36:10,105
Around the world.
701
00:36:10,142 --> 00:36:12,227
Are invested in the character
of Gregory House.
702
00:36:12,247 --> 00:36:15,732
I think it's because
of your blue eyes.
703
00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:16,678
Right.
704
00:36:16,715 --> 00:36:18,942
- I think that's it.
- That's pretty much what I was saying,
705
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,514
but more condensed.
706
00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,489
Dr. House, if you're
gonna save this patient,
707
00:36:29,557 --> 00:36:31,825
you'll need this.
708
00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:35,412
Get this thing out of my sight!
709
00:36:35,496 --> 00:36:36,830
Can you help me?
710
00:36:36,897 --> 00:36:39,499
Well, let's see now.
711
00:36:41,252 --> 00:36:44,621
The genitals seem healthy.
712
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,757
You are a woman, right?
713
00:36:46,841 --> 00:36:49,459
I'm hosting the Emmys.
714
00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:52,963
Oh. What a feather
in your cap.
715
00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:55,682
Mr. Laurie, I'm proud
to present you the--
716
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,684
with the Golden Camera Award.
717
00:36:57,752 --> 00:37:00,137
All artists must travel a lot.
718
00:37:06,144 --> 00:37:08,657
It's made me think.
It's made me laugh a lot.
719
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,867
It's made me cry.
720
00:37:09,919 --> 00:37:12,704
- Thank you, "House."
- Thank you for eight great seasons.
721
00:37:12,723 --> 00:37:14,239
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
722
00:37:14,297 --> 00:37:18,200
I know I am never,
ever going to forget it.
723
00:37:37,781 --> 00:37:41,334
"I left Holmes seated in front
of the smoldering fire.
724
00:37:42,088 --> 00:37:44,191
"And long into the watches
of the night
725
00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:47,307
"I heard the low, melancholy
wailings of his violin
726
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,557
"and knew
that he was still pondering
727
00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:52,811
over the strange problem which
he had set himself to unravel."
728
00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:56,708
Call radiology.
I want to see the music.
729
00:38:00,992 --> 00:38:02,359
Am I right in saying
730
00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:05,445
Conan Doyle based
Sherlock Holmes on a doctor.
731
00:38:05,496 --> 00:38:07,888
I don't want to say you based
House on the doctor,
732
00:38:07,927 --> 00:38:10,458
but the similarities are...
- Yeah, a little-- inspired.
733
00:38:10,551 --> 00:38:12,580
There are parallels,
and because of those parallels,
734
00:38:12,611 --> 00:38:13,822
there was a wink of the eye,
735
00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:17,978
but it was never intended to be
a modern-day Holmes,
736
00:38:18,025 --> 00:38:21,254
a doctor who fundamentally isn't
interested in saving lives...
737
00:38:21,277 --> 00:38:23,533
But is interested in the puzzle.
738
00:38:23,564 --> 00:38:25,732
There's also
the implication, though,
739
00:38:25,799 --> 00:38:26,956
in the art of the puzzle,
740
00:38:26,979 --> 00:38:30,928
that the person who thrives
on puzzle-solving
741
00:38:30,951 --> 00:38:34,001
must be less empathetic,
742
00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,985
less, uh, emotional.
743
00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:38,445
What were you doing
up in Middletown?
744
00:38:38,512 --> 00:38:40,580
You know what's more interesting
than what I was doing
745
00:38:40,648 --> 00:38:43,166
is the reason you are
so obsessed
746
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,985
with what I was doing.
747
00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:47,037
House and Wilson,
Holmes and Watson--
748
00:38:47,121 --> 00:38:49,856
the names are a clear homage.
Robert does carry
749
00:38:49,924 --> 00:38:53,360
a sort of Watson-Ian
solid citizen...
750
00:38:53,427 --> 00:38:55,495
- Yeah.
- Aura about him.
751
00:38:55,563 --> 00:38:57,130
I love House and Wilson's
relationship,
752
00:38:57,181 --> 00:38:59,516
because there's
a sense of mutual respect
753
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,502
and honestly
754
00:39:02,553 --> 00:39:05,338
I always feel like
755
00:39:05,389 --> 00:39:08,975
Hugh has a twinkle in his eye
that you only see
756
00:39:09,026 --> 00:39:10,694
when he's talking to--
to Wilson.
757
00:39:17,368 --> 00:39:18,952
Well, what would you do?
758
00:39:19,019 --> 00:39:21,121
You know the show's finished.
759
00:39:21,188 --> 00:39:22,822
Never gonna use
these sets again.
760
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,244
And at 9:00 tomorrow morning,
761
00:39:28,329 --> 00:39:31,665
large men with chain saws
are coming in.
762
00:39:40,091 --> 00:39:43,393
Well, obviously,
there's only one thing to do.
763
00:40:39,984 --> 00:40:41,901
It was a fun night, though.
764
00:40:41,952 --> 00:40:44,637
The strangest thing, isn't it?
765
00:40:44,705 --> 00:40:48,491
Eight years
that we have been walking--
766
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,944
Now that's very satisfying. Yeah.
767
00:41:01,955 --> 00:41:02,812
What the...
768
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,758
I did not know you had
that capability.
769
00:41:04,759 --> 00:41:07,343
I dare you to shoot your own foot.
No, I'm not going to,
770
00:41:07,428 --> 00:41:09,479
because I actually did
this once, and it hurts.
771
00:41:09,563 --> 00:41:13,099
- I'm gonna shoot my own foot.
- Go ahead.
772
00:41:13,150 --> 00:41:16,569
Oh! F...
773
00:41:18,656 --> 00:41:20,940
Oddly enough,
that does sting--
774
00:41:20,991 --> 00:41:22,397
that does sting a little bit.
775
00:41:22,448 --> 00:41:25,083
- Yeah, that'll-- you'll feel that.
- Oh!
776
00:41:25,426 --> 00:41:27,379
- Yeah.
- I-I didn't want to warn you,
777
00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:30,238
'cause, like, I enjoy--I knew
I would enjoy you in pain.
778
00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:32,218
So I didn't want
to warn you too strongly,
779
00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:34,120
but it does hurt.
- But the things I am prepared to do
780
00:41:34,171 --> 00:41:37,824
to entertain the general public.
It really is pathetic.
781
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,625
- Should we end this?
- Yeah, let's end it.
782
00:41:39,672 --> 00:41:42,007
We just end it now.
783
00:41:42,186 --> 00:41:46,873
♪ You've got to win a little ♪
784
00:41:46,886 --> 00:41:49,688
♪ Lose a little ♪
785
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:56,476
♪ Yes, and always have
the blues a little ♪
786
00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:59,696
♪ That's the story of ♪
787
00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:02,111
♪ That's the glory of love... ♪
788
00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:04,117
There obviously is no show
without the fans,
789
00:42:04,156 --> 00:42:06,040
and more fundamentally,
there's no point to the show
790
00:42:06,085 --> 00:42:08,311
without the fans.
791
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,224
This is the exact spot
792
00:42:15,256 --> 00:42:18,375
where I stood, sat,
paced nervously
793
00:42:18,475 --> 00:42:20,929
before my very first audition
for the role of House
794
00:42:20,952 --> 00:42:23,389
back in 2004.
795
00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:26,397
Since then, it's been
an incredible journey,
796
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,586
an unforgettable part
of my life,
797
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,630
an unforgettable part
of many people's lives--
798
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:32,695
these people.
799
00:42:32,762 --> 00:42:36,798
♪ As long as there's
just the two of us ♪
800
00:42:37,568 --> 00:42:41,788
♪ Oh, we've got the world
and its charms ♪
801
00:42:44,809 --> 00:42:48,495
♪ And when the world
is through with us ♪
802
00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:54,083
♪ We've got each other's arms ♪
803
00:42:54,168 --> 00:42:56,252
♪ You've got to ♪
804
00:42:56,337 --> 00:42:59,205
♪ Win a little ♪
805
00:42:59,256 --> 00:43:02,100
♪ Lose a little ♪
806
00:43:02,134 --> 00:43:07,722
♪ Yes, and always have
the blues a little ♪
807
00:43:08,069 --> 00:43:10,821
♪ That's the story of ♪
808
00:43:10,857 --> 00:43:14,661
♪ That's the glory of love ♪
809
00:43:17,922 --> 00:43:19,578
♪ Oh ♪
810
00:43:19,641 --> 00:43:22,927
♪ That's the story of ♪
811
00:43:22,986 --> 00:43:25,637
♪ That's the glory ♪
812
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,839
♪ Of love ♪
813
00:43:31,343 --> 00:43:35,906
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther