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- They're good?
- Yeah.
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Okay, that one right there.
Corner.
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- Couch.
- Whoo!
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- Whoo! That one's good.
- Yeah? Good?
5
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All right, we're on a roll.
6
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- Blake's back. Welcome home.
- Whoo! All right.
7
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Check it out, man, almost done
acid-proofing the house.
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Oh, you saved me a corner,
though, right?
9
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Yeah, dude, we're in this together.
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[Laughs]
Hit it.
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This guy right here?
All right.
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[Thud]
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Aah!
[Bleep]!
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Ow, man, that's not ready yet.
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Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay?
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I doubled down... I guess
I'll have to triple down.
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I'm excited about
this acid, though, dude.
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My buddy did acid once,
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and he immediately
could speak Cantonese.
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It's like,
[Sings in faux Cantonese]
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Before we get into that, though,
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we got that surprise.
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You ready for this?
Check it out.
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A little bit of hype Williams...
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[Funky music plays]
Whoa!
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Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great.
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But I have a little surprise for you.
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Check it out.
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Perimeter shock collars.
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Yeah, so if you leave the house,
you're gonna get shocked.
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'cause the house is acid-proof,
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but the world...
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Is not acid-proof.
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So true.
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- Hit me!
- Yo, big boy.
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I can't see.
It's in the dark.
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[Crackling and buzzing]
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[All shouting]
[Circuits popping]
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Well, that was an "acid-ent"
waiting to happen.
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[Chuckles]
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I'll get the broom.
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Check it out, dude.
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This is my God station.
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C-double-o-d, God.
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- Very Latino.
- That spelled "good."
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Yeah, I heard, when people trip,
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they, like, talk to God or whatever.
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Wonder if God's a chick, dude.
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- Big ol' titties!
- Yeah!
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Big ol' God titties!
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- Blah.
- Yeah.
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Like, ones that you must respect.
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- Absolutely.
- Also made a list of questions
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she's probably gonna want to ask me.
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Well, Adam, how many girls
have you slept with?
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Whoa!
You think you're God, bro?
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- Huh?
- You're not God, bro!
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- You can't ask me that.
- Sorry.
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I've had sex with five.
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Just kidding.
100, right?
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[Both laugh]
[Softly] Five.
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Yeah, I'm just trying
to see something
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way more real than God,
like... a dragon.
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That'd be sweet.
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Oh, that's blasphemous.
I'm sorry.
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Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!
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Here's your collar.
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No can do, guys.
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Alice just buzzed my celly
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and wants me to join her
in West Covina
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for a business convention.
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Then you explain to her
that you can't,
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because you're doing acid
with us, right?
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We're doing drugs, we're doing
a lot of drugs together.
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Guys... come on.
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This is kind of a big deal for me.
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It's my first business trip, right?
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I'm like Steve Martin
in that John candy movie.
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I thought you wanted
to be like Steve jobs
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and do a bunch of acid with us.
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Steve jobs, right?
Created apple.
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Great company.
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But then he left and created Pixar,
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which is way better,
then he came back to apple,
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made that way better.
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We got iPads, iPhones,
all sorts of stuff.
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Let me go create my Pixar.
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Then'll come back and we'll
drop iPhones, okay?
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I have no idea what
any of that stuff meant.
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- No.
- Am I Pixar?
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We are doing acid together, dude!
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[Buzzing and screaming]
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[High-pitched screaming]
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Oh! Oh, God!
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- Okay, help me out.
- Okay, get this off.
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- Help me out.
- Okay.
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Wish me luck!
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We are doing acid together
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as a friendship family, Ders!
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Take that thing off now.
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What? Take...
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Oh. This thing?
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Sorry.
Forgot about it.
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It's so comfortable, you know?
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Hammacher Schlemmer.
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Also, I got, uh...
Gojo.
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You wanna borrow it
for the ride home, let me know.
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You just put it on here,
and then you're hands-free.
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See what I mean?
Drivin'... I'm drivin'.
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Take a call.
Still drivin'.
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You can go off-road with it.
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Little kayaking.
Doesn't matter.
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[Indistinct].
There's a video online about it.
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What are those?
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What are... oh, these?
118
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Check it out.
Telamericorp pens.
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Pretty cool, right?
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[Bleep] your pens.
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This is about one thing...
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Her.
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Gale Reynolds...
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A.K.A. "The Barracuda."
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Cloud mall, director of sales.
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And she's got the power
to bring us out of the red.
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We made it
to the big leagues, my man.
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Happy business trip!
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[All laugh]
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How'd we beat you here, man?
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We got fireworks.
Pretty cool, right?
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Guys, this is a no!
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Hey, shh.
On the phone here.
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Yes, hi.
Is the ice still free?
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It is? Great.
Okay, Mahalo.
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Ice.
Currency of the future.
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[Whispering]
I'm gonna be rich.
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No, no, no!
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You guys need to leave.
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- Right now!
- All right, Ders.
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Chill out, we're not gonna
mess this up for you.
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Go down there,
kiss a few business butts.
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And then come back and nuke your mind
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into nacho cheese.
145
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All right, cool.
Like, so I go,
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I kiss the business butts,
and then we'll do all sorts of...
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We're not gonna do anything, okay?
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- Hey, give that back.
- No.
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- Dude, give it back.
- No.
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- Hey, give us that!
- No.
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- What the...
- Hey!
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- That was harassment.
- Okay.
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- Okay, you put it in a safe...
- Sorry.
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Like I can't open safes...
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- Oh.
- With my muscles.
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- Ders, give us the acid.
- [Whistles]
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Come here!
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[Funky music playing]
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What is this?
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[Woman moaning on TV]
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- Oh...
- Just sit down.
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Enjoy the porno.
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There's probably beer
in the mini fridge.
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Enjo- shh! Shut up.
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- What is she moaning?
- I missed it.
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What did she moan?
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"I want you to eat my pudding?"
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That doesn't make sense.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Pussy.
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- Ah.
- Yeah, that makes a lot... yeah.
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- Yep, that's what's happening.
- Yep, mm-hmm.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Hey. She here yet?
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Yeah, she just got cornered
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by a couple of real knuckle draggers.
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All right, once they leave,
we'll make our move, and...
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Oh, damn it.
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00:06:04,212 --> 00:06:05,889
- Who's that?
- Don Walters...
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A.K.A. "Psycho D."
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He's the savage who stole
The Barracuda from us
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five years ago.
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Wait, what's your nickname?
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- I don't have one.
- How come?
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Because no one ever gave me one.
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All right, let's get over there
before they get too comfortable.
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- All right?
- Wait, no, no.
187
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I gotta go get my stat binder.
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You know, stat cat Ders
has gotta be ready to pounce.
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Okay, well, Ders,
I hate to break this to you,
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but I did not bring you here to talk.
191
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OK?
I brought you here to look cute
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and to get her drunk.
193
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[Snickers]
Right?
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Wait, what?
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I'm serious.
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Look. Look at Psycho D.
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Okay, every year, he wines 'em,
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he dines 'em.
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And then they always fall for it.
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I mean, you do the math.
201
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He's 69s them.
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- No.
- I'm just...
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No. No.
He seals the deal.
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Oh, okay.
All right.
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Well, if it's about partying,
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then I should have brought
Blake and Adam.
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Those guys are like animal...
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Oh, God, could you imagine
209
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what the dumb [bleep] would be doing
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if they were here right now?
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- Oh, good.
- Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
212
00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:02,673
- [Laughs]
- Fire, fire, fire!
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00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,148
Oh, yeah. Burn it.
Ohh.
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Oh, I'm cuttin' through.
I'm gonna cut through.
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- Gayle.
- Ah!
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00:07:10,946 --> 00:07:12,122
Ooh! Hi.
Um, uh...
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Alice Murphy from Telamericorp.
218
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Alex. Temericorp.
So cool. Hi.
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It's Alice.
From Telamericorp.
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Yeah. So, um, so hi.
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It's, uh, it's been
a long time, hasn't it?
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I don't know.
You tell me.
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[Both laugh uncomfortably]
224
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She's funny.
225
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Yeah.
226
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So, uh, how's business been?
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Mm-mm...
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- You need to stop talking.
- Ow.
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I just came here to have a little fun
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so unless you're rockin' and rollin',
231
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I'm-a be strollin'.
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No, you don't need to stroll,
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because I am rock and he is roll.
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And that's why I would
like to introduce you
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to my Anders, who is... he is, uh...
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I'm a good time waitin' to happen.
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- Wow.
- So let's look at this menu.
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You know, and decide whether
we're gonna get
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a stout night out.
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Or are we gonna
get frisky with the whisky?
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I don't know my Anders.
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00:08:02,976 --> 00:08:04,441
Hot oatmeal.
Um...
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00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:06,610
- Yeah, hold on. Don!
- They're serving breakfast.
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00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:07,696
What are you doing?
Where you going?
245
00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,945
Are you leaving?
246
00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,580
I'm heading up to our party.
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You should join.
248
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Bring your parka.
Expecting flurries.
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Cocaine?- Yep.
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- Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda.
- Do something.
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Do you wanna drop acid tonight?
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All right, aim for this crevasse.
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Don't hit the maiden slayer.
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That's what I'm calling
my face now... the maiden slayer.
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Hey, don't worry.
I played a lot of Area 51.
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Here we go.
[Knock on door]
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00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:44,107
Uh, guys...
We have company.
258
00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,776
Oh, fudge.
259
00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,779
Oh... you two are here.
260
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,905
And a homeless person.
261
00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:54,409
Okay, Gayle, these are just
a couple more employees of mine.
262
00:08:54,816 --> 00:08:56,726
All right, so where's this acid?
263
00:08:56,851 --> 00:08:58,581
What?
264
00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,896
Yeah, where's the acid?
265
00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:01,531
That's a trick question.
266
00:09:01,656 --> 00:09:03,016
It's probably
at a drug dealer's house.
267
00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:03,867
- Uh, Adam...
- No, no. No, no.
268
00:09:03,992 --> 00:09:05,168
We know...
I told them.
269
00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:07,005
Just... it's in the safe.
270
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,355
Mm. Mm-hmm.
271
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,006
Yeah, well, let's...
272
00:09:10,131 --> 00:09:11,508
Get it out, I guess,
273
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:14,513
and...
Let's do acid.
274
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,546
Alice Murphy, you dog.
275
00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:18,806
[Fireworks popping]
276
00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:24,387
[Ominous music]
277
00:09:24,512 --> 00:09:26,156
Bye.
278
00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:28,148
I already did it.
Was I supposed to wait?
279
00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,686
It's good.
280
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,368
Yes. Finally.
281
00:09:38,493 --> 00:09:39,557
So what do you guys wanna do?
282
00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:41,171
Go out to the desert,
shoot some fireworks?
283
00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:42,939
Stare at stars?
284
00:09:43,064 --> 00:09:45,168
I have a better idea.
285
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,276
[Rock music]
286
00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:47,677
See that big dick!
287
00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:48,778
Let me see it!
288
00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:50,780
Aah!
It's a big dick.
289
00:09:50,905 --> 00:09:52,082
[Giggles]
290
00:09:52,207 --> 00:09:54,308
So are you enjoying your trip?
291
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,119
This is un-[bleep]-real.
292
00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:59,389
It's like all I can hear
is the soundtrack from drive.
293
00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:03,853
But all I see is my mother
right before she died.
294
00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,998
You know what I mean, "dirge"?
295
00:10:08,123 --> 00:10:09,833
Yes, of course I know what you mean.
296
00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,334
'cause I'm...
I'm trippin' with you guys.
297
00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:13,029
We're all...
We're all gonna trip.
298
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,938
What's it like for you?
299
00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:18,077
For my... my trip is, uh...
Same as yours.
300
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,876
Crazy music, tron soundtrack,
301
00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,163
daft punk just bouncing around
in my head and, uh...
302
00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:24,247
Ex-excuse me.
Just keep enjoying your...
303
00:10:24,372 --> 00:10:26,752
I'm good. Go back.
304
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,718
Alice, I am working it over there.
305
00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,320
She's interested.
306
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,464
Alice.
307
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,299
You feelin' anything yet?
308
00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:35,049
'cause this ice feels regular cold,
309
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,720
not acid cold.
310
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,562
I don't think mine's working yet.
311
00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,330
[Echoing]
Yeah, I'm in there.
312
00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:41,831
And it's not good, man.
313
00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:43,602
I'm really trippin', man.
314
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,536
[Bizarre music]
315
00:10:46,661 --> 00:10:51,318
♪
316
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,943
You're so lucky, dude.
317
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,111
But, you know, my brain is...
318
00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,413
Bigger, more powerful.
319
00:10:56,538 --> 00:10:58,548
So when I do finally trip balls,
320
00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:01,745
it'll last for, like,
40 hours, the peakin'.
321
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,374
Do you think I sound like
one of Marge Simpson's sisters?
322
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,625
I don't...
323
00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:08,751
- [Sucking]
- Oh, don't, don't.
324
00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,193
No, don't.
Stop, stop, stop.
325
00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:11,928
People are watching.
Everyone's looking.
326
00:11:12,053 --> 00:11:13,173
People are looking.
Alice...
327
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,364
Alice Murphy.
328
00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:15,465
She's just being nice, right?
329
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,303
That dude is foul.
330
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,263
[Bizarre music]
331
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,438
[Growling]
332
00:11:21,563 --> 00:11:24,976
[Roars]
333
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,243
I gotta get out of here.
334
00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,778
The slerms.
335
00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:30,899
It's a psychedelic crisis.
336
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,949
What do you think you pull in
as a stripper?
337
00:11:33,074 --> 00:11:34,784
80 grand? Fuh!
338
00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:37,320
Be your own boss.
Make your own sched.
339
00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:39,741
Free tanning, I've heard.
340
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,957
[Roaring]
341
00:11:41,082 --> 00:11:42,325
It's attacking!
342
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,870
[Growling]
343
00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:46,039
[Screaming]
344
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,916
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
- Aah!
345
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,542
[Both screaming]
346
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,267
Hey, that's too far!
347
00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:52,669
Cody, the...
348
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:53,714
We're outta here!
Let's vamp!
349
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,573
[Giggling]
350
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,385
You just grabbed that dude's dick.
351
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,636
Sorry it didn't work out.
352
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,478
Even though you have
a decent-sized dick,
353
00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:03,682
you don't have moves like Jagger.
354
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,982
- [Sighs]
- What's next?
355
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,784
You guys, wee gonna
keep the party rolling,
356
00:12:07,909 --> 00:12:09,771
but I think we've got some
business to attend to.
357
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,854
Ale.
358
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,649
Oh, right.
Gayle.
359
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,314
Yes, Gayle.
She's right...
360
00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:18,321
Psycho D.
361
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,354
Hello.
362
00:12:31,479 --> 00:12:33,753
I'd like Don Walters'
room number, please.
363
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,095
We're not allowed to give out
room information.
364
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,798
Okay, you listen carefully.
365
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,365
You know, we are at war here.
366
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,009
It is Good versus Psycho.
367
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:42,346
Now, are you with me, [bleep] nut,
368
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,594
or do I need to...
369
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,405
Do I need to...
370
00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:50,444
[Ominous music]
371
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:58,552
♪
372
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,655
[Gasping]
373
00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,496
[Blowing]
374
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:11,085
[Whimpering]
375
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,542
Oh. Mm.
376
00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:19,660
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
377
00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:20,994
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
378
00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,996
- I can't do this.
- Alice...
379
00:13:23,121 --> 00:13:23,997
- Hi.
- Hi.
380
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,054
I'm sorry about that.
381
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,434
She's just very upset.
We, uh...
382
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,977
Had a credit card
swap thing at dinner with Don.
383
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,241
Adam... o.M.G.
It's "g."
384
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,276
No doubt.
What does that mean?
385
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,345
It's God.
Behind the desk.
386
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,447
That girl.
387
00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,572
That's God.
388
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,552
[Angelic choir]
389
00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:50,163
♪
390
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,415
That blonde lady's God.
No shib?
391
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,752
Yes, shib.
Very, very real shib.
392
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,564
- Let me see what I can do.
- Thank you.
393
00:13:57,689 --> 00:14:00,934
[Humming]
394
00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:02,536
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
395
00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,638
but I thought
they'd be a little bigger.
396
00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:06,137
Your pups.
Your sweater meats.
397
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,263
- Uh, pardon me?
- Yep, sorry.
398
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,182
Don't want to disrespect.
399
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,642
I don't know what
you're talking about.
400
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,477
I've only had sex with five girls.
401
00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:14,982
And I'm the kind of guy
that needs to just
402
00:14:15,107 --> 00:14:18,485
be slayin' babes with my meat sword.
403
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,254
But I'm not.
404
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:21,903
It's always in its sheath.
405
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,490
And you're just the woman,
God, to help me with it.
406
00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:26,360
Okay, yeah, also,
why am I not tripping yet?
407
00:14:26,485 --> 00:14:28,495
All my fends are trippin',
and I'm not.
408
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,264
Which is bogus, God.
409
00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:33,267
You do some crazy,
effed-up shib sometimes.
410
00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:37,771
Whoa, God has a picture of me.
411
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,464
Sir, what are you doing?
That's my dog coco!
412
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,382
Help. Help me.
413
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,480
I think this chair is Spanish.
414
00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:49,180
[Crying]
I don't speak Spanish!
415
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,351
I'm not gonna give you
that room number.
416
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,809
Yep, that is correct.
Thank you.
417
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,770
This is on you, Holmvik!
Acid, acid!
418
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,257
Way to drop the ball!
419
00:14:57,382 --> 00:15:00,066
Oh, God.
Acid.
420
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,362
This is...
God, what is your problem?
421
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:06,867
252!
Walter's room number is 252.
422
00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:08,227
Did God tell you that?
423
00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:10,618
'cause she was bein'
a real bitch to me.
424
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,639
No, I saw the reflection
on the computer screen
425
00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,164
in the picture frame.
426
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,943
You know, I always thought
God would be a slob,
427
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,278
like one of us,
not a busty little desk clerk.
428
00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:22,381
More of a stranger on the bus
type, you know?
429
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,851
[Bleep]!
430
00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:25,352
Sorry, but I wish I was tripping.
431
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,594
And I'm not, and it's bothersome.
432
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,722
Housekeeping.
433
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,159
Hey, this is just business.
434
00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:33,217
We're gonna handle this
like adults, right?
435
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,697
- Hello?
- Fresh towels!
436
00:15:36,822 --> 00:15:38,563
[Crash]
All right, Don, where is she?!
437
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:40,534
What? Who's Don?
438
00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:42,469
Don't lie to me.
I know this is his room.
439
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,194
Now tell me where he is!
440
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,540
What are you talking about?
My name is Timothy!
441
00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:50,043
- All: Ooh...
- I will melt my own face off
442
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,659
in front of your children
if you don't tell me
443
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,449
where the [bleep]
Don "Psycho D" Walters is!
444
00:15:55,574 --> 00:15:56,831
- Alice, don't do that.
- Acid is crazy.
445
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,242
What do you think, kiddies?
446
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,220
Do you want to see me
peel my own face back,
447
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:02,222
like the top of a grilled cheese?
448
00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:04,157
- You don't wanna see that.
- No.
449
00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:08,662
Aah!
[All seam]
450
00:16:08,787 --> 00:16:10,797
Oh, it's unplugged.
It's unplugged.
451
00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:12,599
That's good.
You can't erase that.
452
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,334
- Uhh!
- W-w-wait, no, no, no!
453
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:17,070
I saw the number in a reflection.
454
00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,239
Uh, we're not supposed to be in 252.
455
00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:20,841
We're supposed to be in 525.
456
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,175
[Chuckles]
457
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,901
Are you [bleep] with me?
458
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,580
- Agh!
- I will kill you!
459
00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:28,582
I will kill you!
460
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,018
You are really light, by the way.
461
00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:32,452
Like child soldier skinny.
462
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,953
Could carry you into war, Kony-style.
463
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,163
Some of us had
a little too much to drink.
464
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,260
[Laughs] Don's roof party
must still be raging up there.
465
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,828
The roof!
You take me to the roof!
466
00:16:41,953 --> 00:16:43,664
No, Alice, we're not
taking you to the roof.
467
00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:45,299
You're going back to the room.
You're gonna calm down.
468
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,333
- Okay, all right.
- Get her in!
469
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,668
- Ow!
- Ow, Jesus!
470
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,102
- Ooh, no!
- Karl?
471
00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:50,103
No!
472
00:16:50,228 --> 00:16:51,939
[Overlapping chatter]
473
00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,407
- This place is trashed.
- Here we go.
474
00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:54,641
- Uhh!
- All right, you just...
475
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:55,848
Okay, Alice.
476
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,744
Hey, just cool out.
477
00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,269
Cool out, all right?
478
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,546
You stay here.
I'm gonna go to the roof.
479
00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:02,783
And I'm gonna get that contract
with The Barracuda.
480
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:04,023
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of.
481
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,485
Just need my Gojo.
482
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,521
Which... ah, come on.
483
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:09,623
Damn it, Karl!
You put it in the water.
484
00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:12,092
Now my Gojo's busted.
The suction cups...
485
00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:14,828
Whoa, I think I just
had my first visual.
486
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,387
Yeah?
487
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,332
No, that's just at dude's gaping...
488
00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:19,866
[Crash]
489
00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:21,702
Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,437
I'll see you later, [bleep]!
491
00:17:23,562 --> 00:17:25,563
I'm gonna finish this!
492
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,264
No, no, no.
Alice. Alice!
493
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,142
What is with all the noise out here?
494
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,178
I'm tryin' to have fun
with this girl's butt.
495
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,004
What do you boys know
about a little butt fun?
496
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,351
Nothin'!
497
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,454
Ms. Barracuda, we've been
everywhere looking for you.
498
00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:46,857
Oh, well, I was helping
your little homeless friend here
499
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,759
with the ice.
500
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:51,029
And then you know how the story goes.
501
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,630
Actually, I don't know if we do.
502
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,242
Could you please explain that
story to us in detail?
503
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,662
Hang on.
Look...
504
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,203
We'd love to have you
back at Telamericorp.
505
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,372
Can you close it?
I can see the whole...
506
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:03,907
Sorry.
Sorry.
507
00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,044
We won't let you down.
It's still out.
508
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:06,910
Just tie it up.
509
00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,150
I don't want to look at your dick.
510
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,313
Sorry.
511
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:10,966
We won't let you down.
512
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,175
My boss just really
wants your business.
513
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,817
Yeah, man, she's, like,
514
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:15,919
gonna kill a dude
and all this over it, I think.
515
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,287
Yeah, well, her tight ass
516
00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:19,265
clearly cannot handle her [bleep].
517
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,600
- Yeah.
- Puddin'.
518
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,225
What?
519
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,328
Would you just sign the
contract for my buddies?
520
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:26,496
That way, we could go back
in the bathroom.
521
00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:27,858
Do you have a pen?
522
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,132
Yes, yes, I got a pen.
523
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:31,569
I got a pen. Here.
524
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,571
And... thank you.
525
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,325
There you go.
You got it.
526
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,077
- All right.
- That's a nice touch.
527
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,829
Good to get your name out there.
528
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,706
I know.
529
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,649
Shove it up my ass?
530
00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:47,651
Absolutely.
531
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:48,852
She's a pervert.
532
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,839
Come on, sunshine.
533
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,690
Where is The Barracuda?
534
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:55,359
I told you, I have no idea.
535
00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:58,862
Fine... if that's
how it's gonna be...
536
00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,097
Whoa.
537
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,057
- Whoa. Whoa.
- Alice, hey, hey!
538
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,332
Hey, look, look, look
539
00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:03,434
we got it.
We signed the cuda.
540
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,561
- What?
- Yeah.
541
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,603
[Faint rock music playing]
542
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,038
[Gasps]
543
00:19:08,163 --> 00:19:09,306
Well...
544
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,808
It's a really good job, Ders.
545
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,177
Thanks. Uh, I mean,
I guess I should...
546
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,213
Tell you I didn't actually do acid.
547
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:18,325
Well, you guys did it.
I faked it.
548
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,016
I just wanted
to get this done, you know?
549
00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:22,319
Show you what I'm made of.
550
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:24,011
- All right, whatever.
- All right.
551
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,790
- Whatever.
- Wow, dude, the acid.
552
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,625
- We chanted earlier.
- Relax.
553
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,060
Still got my acid,
554
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:33,029
and I'm ready for the acid life.
555
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:34,547
Latro.
556
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,434
[Firecrackers popping]
557
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:41,271
[Overlapping chatter]
558
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,106
Uh, we better get goin', huh?
559
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:46,676
No. It's finally kickin' in!
560
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,545
What do you see?
561
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,014
I see a beautiful dancing angel God
562
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:55,018
with flames flickering
from her fingertips.
563
00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:56,153
It's beautiful.
564
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,948
No, that's a guy on fire.
565
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,557
Damn it, I must have got a bum tab.
566
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:03,495
- This sucks, dude!
- Oh, boy, he's catching.
567
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,205
I'll see you next year, Psycho D!
568
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,333
Yeah!
569
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,626
Oww!
570
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,135
Whoo!
I'm just glad
571
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,203
that I got to stay
in a hotel for once, man.
572
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,038
Now I can say that.
573
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,807
God, I can never show my face
574
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,301
at this convention again.
575
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,810
Ders, just drive me home.
576
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:21,846
I want to forget any of this
ever happened.
577
00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,057
[Discordant guitar note]
578
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,916
[High-pitched]
I wish I would have tripped.
579
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,062
[High-pitched]
Drive me. Drive me!
580
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,354
Oh, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
581
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:32,856
Not right now.
582
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,652
This is not negotiable.
Right here. Drive.
583
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:41,157
[Ominous music]
584
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,499
- [Car door slams]
- By guys.
585
00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:44,100
Have a good trip!
586
00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:48,271
Get it? "Trip"?
God, I am [bleep] funny, bro!
587
00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:50,040
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
588
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,875
- All right.
- Let's go.
589
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,420
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's get out of here now.
590
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,424
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www.addic7ed.com
591
00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:01,874
What can I do for ya?
592
00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,208
There we go.
593
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,271
Huh, that hurt a little.
594
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,934
You know what would numb my pain?
595
00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:10,457
Weed.
596
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,032
They're so beautiful.