1 00:00:03,581 --> 00:00:04,596 - They're good? - Yeah. 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,770 Okay, that one right there. Corner. 3 00:00:05,785 --> 00:00:06,977 - Couch. - Whoo! 4 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:08,373 - Whoo! That one's good. - Yeah? Good? 5 00:00:08,412 --> 00:00:09,804 All right, we're on a roll. 6 00:00:09,868 --> 00:00:12,871 - Blake's back. Welcome home. - Whoo! All right. 7 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:15,108 Check it out, man, almost done acid-proofing the house. 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,703 Oh, you saved me a corner, though, right? 9 00:00:16,721 --> 00:00:18,250 Yeah, dude, we're in this together. 10 00:00:18,324 --> 00:00:19,455 [Laughs] Hit it. 11 00:00:19,502 --> 00:00:20,749 This guy right here? All right. 12 00:00:20,874 --> 00:00:21,783 [Thud] 13 00:00:21,908 --> 00:00:24,887 Aah! [Bleep]! 14 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:27,022 Ow, man, that's not ready yet. 15 00:00:27,147 --> 00:00:28,888 Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay? 16 00:00:29,054 --> 00:00:30,764 I doubled down... I guess I'll have to triple down. 17 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,392 I'm excited about this acid, though, dude. 18 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:35,197 My buddy did acid once, 19 00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:37,533 and he immediately could speak Cantonese. 20 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:39,268 It's like, [Sings in faux Cantonese] 21 00:00:39,393 --> 00:00:40,702 Before we get into that, though, 22 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:42,137 we got that surprise. 23 00:00:42,262 --> 00:00:43,438 You ready for this? Check it out. 24 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:46,542 A little bit of hype Williams... 25 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,991 [Funky music plays] Whoa! 26 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:51,035 Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great. 27 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:52,814 But I have a little surprise for you. 28 00:00:52,939 --> 00:00:54,049 Check it out. 29 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:56,318 Perimeter shock collars. 30 00:00:56,443 --> 00:00:59,154 Yeah, so if you leave the house, you're gonna get shocked. 31 00:00:59,279 --> 00:01:00,920 'cause the house is acid-proof, 32 00:01:01,086 --> 00:01:02,157 but the world... 33 00:01:02,282 --> 00:01:04,214 Is not acid-proof. 34 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,967 So true. 35 00:01:06,186 --> 00:01:08,761 - Hit me! - Yo, big boy. 36 00:01:08,927 --> 00:01:10,132 I can't see. It's in the dark. 37 00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:11,888 [Crackling and buzzing] 38 00:01:12,054 --> 00:01:15,294 [All shouting] [Circuits popping] 39 00:01:17,531 --> 00:01:21,577 Well, that was an "acid-ent" waiting to happen. 40 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:22,911 [Chuckles] 41 00:01:23,036 --> 00:01:24,318 I'll get the broom. 44 00:01:38,673 --> 00:01:39,889 Check it out, dude. 45 00:01:39,947 --> 00:01:41,990 This is my God station. 46 00:01:42,108 --> 00:01:44,119 C-double-o-d, God. 47 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:45,575 - Very Latino. - That spelled "good." 48 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:46,925 Yeah, I heard, when people trip, 49 00:01:46,953 --> 00:01:48,284 they, like, talk to God or whatever. 50 00:01:48,311 --> 00:01:50,145 Wonder if God's a chick, dude. 51 00:01:50,257 --> 00:01:51,833 - Big ol' titties! - Yeah! 52 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:53,359 Big ol' God titties! 53 00:01:53,525 --> 00:01:54,380 - Blah. - Yeah. 54 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,265 Like, ones that you must respect. 55 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,534 - Absolutely. - Also made a list of questions 56 00:01:58,659 --> 00:02:00,169 she's probably gonna want to ask me. 57 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,837 Well, Adam, how many girls have you slept with? 58 00:02:01,962 --> 00:02:04,607 Whoa! You think you're God, bro? 59 00:02:04,732 --> 00:02:06,208 - Huh? - You're not God, bro! 60 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,374 - You can't ask me that. - Sorry. 61 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:09,542 I've had sex with five. 62 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,881 Just kidding. 100, right? 63 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,686 [Both laugh] [Softly] Five. 64 00:02:13,811 --> 00:02:15,351 Yeah, I'm just trying to see something 65 00:02:15,476 --> 00:02:18,802 way more real than God, like... a dragon. 66 00:02:18,968 --> 00:02:20,422 That'd be sweet. 67 00:02:20,547 --> 00:02:22,424 Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry. 68 00:02:22,549 --> 00:02:23,932 Oh! Hey, Ders, bud! 69 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:25,261 Here's your collar. 70 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:26,351 No can do, guys. 71 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:27,730 Alice just buzzed my celly 72 00:02:27,855 --> 00:02:29,431 and wants me to join her in West Covina 73 00:02:29,556 --> 00:02:30,966 for a business convention. 74 00:02:31,091 --> 00:02:33,430 Then you explain to her that you can't, 75 00:02:33,443 --> 00:02:35,277 because you're doing acid with us, right? 76 00:02:35,295 --> 00:02:36,949 We're doing drugs, we're doing a lot of drugs together. 77 00:02:36,977 --> 00:02:38,087 Guys... come on. 78 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,639 This is kind of a big deal for me. 79 00:02:39,679 --> 00:02:41,255 It's my first business trip, right? 80 00:02:41,314 --> 00:02:43,351 I'm like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie. 81 00:02:43,378 --> 00:02:44,885 I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs 82 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:46,342 and do a bunch of acid with us. 83 00:02:46,369 --> 00:02:48,117 Steve Jobs, right? Created apple. 84 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:49,318 Great company. 85 00:02:49,355 --> 00:02:50,757 But then he left and created Pixar, 86 00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:52,430 which is way better, then he came back to apple, 87 00:02:52,446 --> 00:02:53,411 made that way better. 88 00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:55,688 We got iPads, iPhones, all sorts of stuff. 89 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:57,291 Let me go create my Pixar. 90 00:02:57,324 --> 00:02:59,806 Then'll come back and we'll drop iPhones, okay? 91 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:02,231 I have no idea what any of that stuff meant. 92 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,554 - No. - Am I Pixar? 93 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,401 We are doing acid together, dude! 94 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:08,037 [Buzzing and screaming] 95 00:03:08,162 --> 00:03:09,477 [High-pitched screaming] 96 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:11,687 Oh! Oh, God! 97 00:03:11,853 --> 00:03:13,242 - Okay, help me out. - Okay, get this off. 98 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,148 - Help me out. - Okay. 99 00:03:14,314 --> 00:03:15,149 Wish me luck! 100 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,136 We are doing acid together 101 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,769 as a friendship family, Ders! 102 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,684 Take that thing off now. 103 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:31,500 What? Take... 104 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,021 Oh. This thing? 105 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:34,194 Sorry. Forgot about it. 106 00:03:34,234 --> 00:03:35,434 It's so comfortable, you know? 107 00:03:35,502 --> 00:03:36,645 Hammacher Schlemmer. 108 00:03:36,663 --> 00:03:39,607 Also, I got, uh... Gojo. 109 00:03:39,632 --> 00:03:41,236 You wanna borrow it for the ride home, let me know. 110 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,691 You just put it on here, and then you're hands-free. 111 00:03:43,728 --> 00:03:46,165 See what I mean? Drivin'... I'm drivin'. 112 00:03:46,272 --> 00:03:47,916 Take a call. Still drivin'. 113 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,393 You can go off-road with it. 114 00:03:49,422 --> 00:03:50,854 Little kayaking. Doesn't matter. 115 00:03:50,893 --> 00:03:53,875 Somebody bungee jumped. There's a video online about it. 116 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,311 What are those? 117 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,277 What are... oh, these? 118 00:03:58,311 --> 00:03:59,885 Check it out. Telamericorp pens. 119 00:04:00,053 --> 00:04:01,626 Pretty cool, right? 120 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,088 [Bleep] your pens. 121 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,891 This is about one thing... 122 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:12,220 Her. 123 00:04:12,818 --> 00:04:14,301 Gale Reynolds... 124 00:04:14,343 --> 00:04:16,334 A.K.A. "The Barracuda." 125 00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:18,609 Cloud mall, director of sales. 126 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,204 And she's got the power to bring us out of the red. 127 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:25,297 We made it to the big leagues, my man. 128 00:04:32,683 --> 00:04:34,376 Happy business trip! 129 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,130 [All laugh] 130 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,452 How'd we beat you here, man? 131 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,777 We got fireworks. Pretty cool, right? 132 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:41,793 Guys, this is a no! 133 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:43,067 Hey, shh. On the phone here. 134 00:04:43,094 --> 00:04:44,738 Yes, hi. Is the ice still free? 135 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:48,596 It is? Great. Okay, Mahalo. 136 00:04:48,728 --> 00:04:51,439 Ice. Currency of the future. 137 00:04:51,531 --> 00:04:52,750 [Whispering] I'm gonna be rich. 138 00:04:52,779 --> 00:04:54,789 No, no, no! 139 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:55,967 You guys need to leave. 140 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,559 - Right now! - All right, Ders. 141 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,635 Chill out, we're not gonna mess this up for you. 142 00:04:59,652 --> 00:05:01,996 Go down there, kiss a few business butts. 143 00:05:02,155 --> 00:05:05,324 And then come back and nuke your mind 144 00:05:05,444 --> 00:05:07,340 into nacho cheese. 145 00:05:07,428 --> 00:05:09,237 All right, cool. Like, so I go, 146 00:05:09,362 --> 00:05:11,892 I kiss the business butts, and then we'll do all sorts of... 147 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:13,435 We're not gonna do anything, okay? 148 00:05:13,601 --> 00:05:15,076 - Hey, give that back. - No. 149 00:05:15,201 --> 00:05:16,544 - Dude, give it back. - No. 150 00:05:16,562 --> 00:05:17,822 - Hey, give us that! - No. 151 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:19,400 - What the... - Hey! 152 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,080 - That was harassment. - Okay. 153 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,595 - Okay, you put it in a safe... - Sorry. 154 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,942 Like I can't open safes... 155 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:25,420 - Oh. - With my muscles. 156 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:26,854 - Ders, give us the acid. - [Whistles] 157 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,006 Come here! 158 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:29,190 [Funky music playing] 159 00:05:29,315 --> 00:05:30,725 What is this? 160 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:31,872 [Woman moaning on TV] 161 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:33,982 - Oh... - Just sit down. 162 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:35,999 Enjoy the porno. 163 00:05:36,057 --> 00:05:37,910 There's probably beer in the mini fridge. 164 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:39,830 Enjo-shh! Shut up. 165 00:05:39,892 --> 00:05:41,671 - What is she moaning? - I missed it. 166 00:05:41,714 --> 00:05:42,825 What did she moan? 167 00:05:42,858 --> 00:05:45,098 "I want you to eat my pudding?" 168 00:05:45,964 --> 00:05:47,691 That doesn't make sense. 169 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,697 - Oh, yeah. - Pussy. 170 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:51,589 - Ah. - Yeah, that makes a lot... yeah. 171 00:05:51,624 --> 00:05:53,479 - Yep, that's what's happening. - Yep, mm-hmm. 172 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:55,350 [Indistinct chatter] 173 00:05:55,475 --> 00:05:56,918 Hey. She here yet? 174 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,753 Yeah, she just got cornered 175 00:05:58,797 --> 00:06:01,544 by a couple of real knuckle draggers. 176 00:06:01,641 --> 00:06:04,128 All right, once they leave, we'll make our move, and... 177 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,051 Oh, damn it. 178 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:08,174 - Who's that? - Don Walters... 179 00:06:08,221 --> 00:06:10,293 A.K.A. "Psycho D." 180 00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:12,407 He's the savage who stole The Barracuda from us 181 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:13,457 five years ago. 182 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,723 Wait, what's your nickname? 183 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:17,509 - I don't have one. - How come? 184 00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:19,280 Because no one ever gave me one. 185 00:06:19,599 --> 00:06:21,586 All right, let's get over there before they get too comfortable. 186 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:22,604 - All right? - Wait, no, no. 187 00:06:22,642 --> 00:06:23,862 I gotta go get my stat binder. 188 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:26,059 You know, stat cat Ders has gotta be ready to pounce. 189 00:06:26,098 --> 00:06:27,712 Okay, well, Ders, I hate to break this to you, 190 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:29,506 but I did not bring you here to talk. 191 00:06:29,595 --> 00:06:32,377 OK? I brought you here to look cute 192 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:33,930 and to get her drunk. 193 00:06:34,012 --> 00:06:36,291 [Snickers] Right? 194 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:37,308 Wait, what? 195 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:38,205 I'm serious. 196 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:39,724 Look. Look at Psycho D. 197 00:06:39,787 --> 00:06:41,496 Okay, every year, he wines 'em, 198 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,643 he dines 'em. 199 00:06:42,674 --> 00:06:43,986 And then they always fall for it. 200 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:45,800 I mean, you do the math. 201 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:49,116 He's 69s them. 202 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,284 - No. - I'm just... 203 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,196 No. No. He seals the deal. 204 00:06:52,231 --> 00:06:53,341 Oh, okay. All right. 205 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,507 Well, if it's about partying, 206 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,365 then I should have brought Blake and Adam. 207 00:06:56,377 --> 00:06:57,453 Those guys are like animal... 208 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:58,543 Oh, God, could you imagine 209 00:06:58,563 --> 00:06:59,976 what the dumb [bleep] would be doing 210 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:01,318 if they were here right now? 211 00:07:01,357 --> 00:07:03,250 - Oh, good. - Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. 212 00:07:03,362 --> 00:07:04,599 - [Laughs] - Fire, fire, fire! 213 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,201 Oh, yeah. Burn it. Ohh. 214 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:10,453 Oh, I'm cuttin' through. I'm gonna cut through. 215 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,874 - Gayle. - Ah! 216 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,257 Ooh! Hi. Um, uh... 217 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,155 Alice Murphy from Telamericorp. 218 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,917 Alex. Temericorp. So cool. Hi. 219 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:22,777 It's Alice. From Telamericorp. 220 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:25,035 Yeah. So, um, so hi. 221 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:28,541 It's, uh, it's been a long time, hasn't it? 222 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:30,085 I don't know. You tell me. 223 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,193 [Both laugh uncomfortably] 224 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,394 She's funny. 225 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,506 Yeah. 226 00:07:34,672 --> 00:07:36,549 So, uh, how's business been? 227 00:07:36,715 --> 00:07:37,865 Mm-mm... 228 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,067 - You need to stop talking. - Ow. 229 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:41,763 I just came here to have a little fun 230 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,238 so unless you're rockin' and rollin', 231 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,059 I'm-a be strollin'. 232 00:07:46,225 --> 00:07:47,808 No, you don't need to stroll, 233 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,938 because I am rock and he is roll. 234 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:51,812 And that's why I would like to introduce you 235 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:55,182 to my Anders, who is... he is, uh... 236 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:56,651 I'm a good time waitin' to happen. 237 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,185 - Wow. - So let's look at this menu. 238 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,054 You know, and decide whether we're gonna get 239 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,616 a stout night out. 240 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,852 Or are we gonna get frisky with the whisky? 241 00:08:03,977 --> 00:08:04,904 I don't know my Anders. 242 00:08:04,995 --> 00:08:06,589 Hot oatmeal. Um... 243 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,762 - Yeah, hold on. Don! - They're serving breakfast. 244 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:09,935 What are you doing? Where you going? 245 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:10,969 Are you leaving? 246 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:12,519 I'm heading up to our party. 247 00:08:12,711 --> 00:08:14,206 You should join. 248 00:08:14,258 --> 00:08:17,222 Bring your parka. Expecting flurries. 249 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,675 Cocaine?- Yep. 250 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,595 - Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda. - Do something. 251 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,427 Do you wanna drop acid tonight? 252 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:36,771 All right, aim for this crevasse. 253 00:08:36,811 --> 00:08:38,292 Don't hit the maiden slayer. 254 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:40,095 That's what I'm calling my face now... the maiden slayer. 255 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,863 Hey, don't worry. I played a lot of Area 51. 256 00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:44,418 Here we go. [Knock on door] 257 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:46,947 Uh, guys... We have company. 258 00:08:47,113 --> 00:08:48,616 Oh, fudge. 259 00:08:49,949 --> 00:08:51,619 Oh... you two are here. 260 00:08:51,785 --> 00:08:53,745 And a homeless person. 261 00:08:53,911 --> 00:08:57,249 Okay, Gayle, these are just a couple more employees of mine. 262 00:08:57,656 --> 00:08:59,566 All right, so where's this acid? 263 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,180 What? 264 00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:02,691 Yeah, where's the acid? 265 00:09:02,704 --> 00:09:04,284 That's a trick question. 266 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,696 It's probably at a drug dealer's house. 267 00:09:05,721 --> 00:09:06,786 - Uh, Adam... - No, no. No, no. 268 00:09:06,832 --> 00:09:08,474 We know... I told them. 269 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,959 Just... it's in the safe. 270 00:09:10,011 --> 00:09:11,195 Mm. Mm-hmm. 271 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,785 Yeah, well, let's... 272 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,418 Get it out, I guess, 273 00:09:14,473 --> 00:09:17,423 and... Let's do acid. 274 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:19,673 Alice Murphy, you dog. 275 00:09:19,704 --> 00:09:21,839 [Fireworks popping] 276 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:27,227 [Ominous music] 277 00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,996 Bye. 278 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:30,988 I already did it. Was I supposed to wait? 279 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,526 It's good. 280 00:09:39,198 --> 00:09:41,208 Yes. Finally. 281 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,397 So what do you guys wanna do? 282 00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:44,011 Go out to the desert, shoot some fireworks? 283 00:09:44,136 --> 00:09:45,779 Stare at stars? 284 00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:48,008 I have a better idea. 285 00:09:48,174 --> 00:09:49,116 [Rock music] 286 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,517 See that big dick! 287 00:09:50,642 --> 00:09:51,618 Let me see it! 288 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:53,620 Aah! It's a big dick. 289 00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:54,922 [Giggles] 290 00:09:55,047 --> 00:09:57,148 So are you enjoying your trip? 291 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,959 This is un-[bleep]-real. 292 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:02,229 It's like all I can hear is the soundtrack from Drive. 293 00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:06,693 But all I see is my mother right before she died. 294 00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:10,838 You know what I mean, "Dirge"? 295 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,673 Yes, of course I know what you mean. 296 00:10:12,798 --> 00:10:14,174 'cause I'm... I'm trippin' with you guys. 297 00:10:14,299 --> 00:10:15,869 We're all... We're all gonna trip. 298 00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:17,778 What's it like for you? 299 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:20,917 For my... my trip is, uh... Same as yours. 300 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,716 Crazy music, Tron soundtrack, 301 00:10:22,841 --> 00:10:25,003 daft punk just bouncing around in my head and, uh... 302 00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:27,087 Ex-excuse me. Just keep enjoying your... 303 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,592 I'm good. Go back. 304 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:31,558 Alice, I am working it over there. 305 00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:33,160 She's interested. 306 00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:34,304 Alice. 307 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:36,139 You feelin' anything yet? 308 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,889 'cause this ice feels regular cold, 309 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,560 not acid cold. 310 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,402 I don't think mine's working yet. 311 00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:43,170 [Echoing] Yeah, I'm in there. 312 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,671 And it's not good, man. 313 00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:46,442 I'm really trippin', man. 314 00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:49,376 [Bizarre music] 315 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:54,158 ♪ 316 00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:55,783 You're so lucky, dude. 317 00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:57,951 But, you know, my brain is... 318 00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,253 Bigger, more powerful. 319 00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:01,388 So when I do finally trip balls, 320 00:11:01,513 --> 00:11:04,585 it'll last for, like, 40 hours, the peakin'. 321 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:08,214 Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson's sisters? 322 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,465 I don't... 323 00:11:09,821 --> 00:11:11,591 - [Sucking] - Oh, don't, don't. 324 00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:13,033 No, don't. Stop, stop, stop. 325 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,768 People are watching. Everyone's looking. 326 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,013 People are looking. Alice... 327 00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:17,204 Alice Murphy. 328 00:11:17,329 --> 00:11:18,305 She's just being nice, right? 329 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:21,143 That dude is foul. 330 00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:23,103 [Bizarre music] 331 00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:24,278 [Growling] 332 00:11:24,403 --> 00:11:27,816 [Roars] 333 00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:30,083 I gotta get out of here. 334 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,618 The slerms. 335 00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:33,739 It's a psychedelic crisis. 336 00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:35,789 What do you think you pull in as a stripper? 337 00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:37,624 80 grand? Fuh! 338 00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:40,160 Be your own boss. Make your own sched. 339 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,581 Free tanning, I've heard. 340 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:43,797 [Roaring] 341 00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:45,165 It's attacking! 342 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,710 [Growling] 343 00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:48,879 [Screaming] 344 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:50,756 - Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! - Aah! 345 00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:52,382 [Both screaming] 346 00:11:52,548 --> 00:11:54,107 Hey, that's too far! 347 00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:55,509 Cody, the... 348 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:56,554 We're outta here! Let's vamp! 349 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,413 [Giggling] 350 00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:01,591 You just grabbed that dude's dick. 351 00:12:01,757 --> 00:12:02,849 Sorry it didn't work out. 352 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,551 Even though you have a decent-sized dick, 353 00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,661 you don't have moves like Jagger. 354 00:12:06,688 --> 00:12:08,822 - [Sighs] - What's next? 355 00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,872 You guys, wee gonna keep the party rolling, 356 00:12:10,891 --> 00:12:12,753 but I think we've got some business to attend to. 357 00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:13,694 Alice. 358 00:12:14,219 --> 00:12:15,617 Oh, right. Gayle. 359 00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,391 Yes, Gayle. She's right... 360 00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,161 Psycho D. 361 00:12:34,109 --> 00:12:35,214 Hello. 362 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,418 I'd like Don Walters' room number, please. 363 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:38,898 We're not allowed to give out room information. 364 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,497 Okay, you listen carefully. 365 00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:41,959 You know, we are at war here. 366 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,772 It is Good versus Psycho. 367 00:12:43,816 --> 00:12:45,987 Now, are you with me, [bleep] nut, 368 00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:47,429 or do I need to... 369 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,046 Do I need to... 370 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,085 [Ominous music] 371 00:12:55,870 --> 00:13:02,193 ♪ 372 00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:04,296 [Gasping] 373 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,137 [Blowing] 374 00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:14,726 [Whimpering] 375 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,183 Oh. Mm. 376 00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:23,301 I can't do this. I can't do this. 377 00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:24,635 I can't do this. I can't do this. 378 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,637 - I can't do this. - Alice... 379 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,638 - Hi. - Hi. 380 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,695 I'm sorry about that. 381 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,075 She's just very upset. We, uh... 382 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,618 Had a credit card swap thing at dinner with Don. 383 00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:37,882 Adam... O.M.G. It's "G" 384 00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:39,917 No doubt. What does that mean? 385 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:41,986 It's God. Behind the desk. 386 00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:44,088 That girl. 387 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:46,213 That's God. 388 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:49,193 [Angelic choir] 389 00:13:49,318 --> 00:13:53,804 ♪ 390 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,056 That blonde lady's God. No shib? 391 00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:58,393 Yes, shib. Very, very real shib. 392 00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:01,205 - Let me see what I can do. - Thank you. 393 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:04,575 [Humming] 394 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,177 I don't mean to be disrespectful, 395 00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:08,279 but I thought they'd be a little bigger. 396 00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:09,778 Your pups. Your sweater meats. 397 00:14:09,944 --> 00:14:10,904 - Uh, pardon me? - Yep, sorry. 398 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,823 Don't want to disrespect. 399 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:14,283 I don't know what you're talking about. 400 00:14:14,449 --> 00:14:16,118 I've only had sex with five girls. 401 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,623 And I'm the kind of guy that needs to just 402 00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:22,126 be slayin' babes with my meat sword. 403 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,895 But I'm not. 404 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,544 It's always in its sheath. 405 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,437 And you're just the woman, God, to help me with it. 406 00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,207 Okay, yeah, also, why am I not tripping yet? 407 00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,316 All my friends are trippin', and I'm not. 408 00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:33,991 Which is bogus, God. 409 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,908 You do some crazy, effed-up shib sometimes. 410 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:41,412 Whoa, God has a picture of me. 411 00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:44,105 Sir, what are you doing? That's my dog Coco! 412 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:46,023 Help. Help me. 413 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:50,121 I think this chair is Spanish. 414 00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:52,821 [Crying] I don't speak Spanish! 415 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:54,992 I'm not gonna give you that room number. 416 00:14:55,117 --> 00:14:56,450 Yep, that is correct. Thank you. 417 00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:59,411 This is on you, Holmvik! Acid, acid! 418 00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:00,898 Way to drop the ball! 419 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,707 Oh, God. Acid. 420 00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:06,003 This is... God, what is your problem? 421 00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:10,508 252! Walter's room number is 252. 422 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,868 Did God tell you that? 423 00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:14,259 'cause she was bein' a real bitch to me. 424 00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,280 No, I saw the reflection on the computer screen 425 00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:17,805 in the picture frame. 426 00:15:17,971 --> 00:15:19,584 You know, I always thought God would be a slob, 427 00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,919 like one of us, not a busty little desk clerk. 428 00:15:22,044 --> 00:15:26,022 More of a stranger on the bus type, you know? 429 00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:27,492 [Bleep]! 430 00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:28,993 Sorry, but I wish I was tripping. 431 00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:31,235 And I'm not, and it's bothersome. 432 00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,154 Housekeeping. 433 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:35,480 Hey, this is just business. 434 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,016 We're gonna handle this like adults, right? 435 00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:38,476 Yeah. Totally. 436 00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:40,338 - Hello? - Fresh towels! 437 00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:42,204 [Crash] All right, Don, where is she?! 438 00:15:42,798 --> 00:15:44,175 What? Who's Don? 439 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,110 Don't lie to me. I know this is his room. 440 00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:47,835 Now tell me where he is! 441 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,181 What are you talking about? My name is Timothy! 442 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:53,782 - All: Ooh... - I will melt my own face off 443 00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:56,033 in front of your children if you don't tell me 444 00:15:56,052 --> 00:15:59,443 where the [bleep] Don "Psycho D" Walters is! 445 00:15:59,468 --> 00:16:00,725 - Alice, don't do that. - Acid is crazy. 446 00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:01,990 What do you think, kiddies? 447 00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,223 Do you want to see me peel my own face back, 448 00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:06,119 like the top of a grilled cheese? 449 00:16:06,148 --> 00:16:07,958 - You don't wanna see that. - No. 450 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:12,350 Aah! [All seam] 451 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,438 Oh, it's unplugged. It's unplugged. 452 00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:16,240 That's good. You can't erase that. 453 00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:17,975 - Uhh! - W-w-wait, no, no, no! 454 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,711 I saw the number in a reflection. 455 00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:22,880 Uh, we're not supposed to be in 252. 456 00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,482 We're supposed to be in 525. 457 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:25,816 [Chuckles] 458 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,542 Are you [bleep] with me? 459 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,221 - Agh! - I will kill you! 460 00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:32,223 I will kill you! 461 00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:34,896 You are really light, by the way. 462 00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:36,738 Like child soldier skinny. 463 00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,718 Could carry you into war, Kony-style. 464 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,914 Some of us had a little too much to drink. 465 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:44,106 [Laughs] Don's roof party must still be raging up there. 466 00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:45,829 The roof! You take me to the roof! 467 00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:47,382 No, Alice, we're not taking you to the roof. 468 00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,165 You're going back to the room. You're gonna calm down. 469 00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:50,298 - Okay, all right. - Get her in! 470 00:16:50,318 --> 00:16:51,405 - Ow! - Ow, Jesus! 471 00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:52,743 - Ooh, no! - Karl? 472 00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:53,744 No! 473 00:16:53,869 --> 00:16:55,580 [Overlapping chatter] 474 00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,518 - This place is trashed. - Here we go. 475 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,668 - Uhh! - All right, you just... 476 00:16:58,706 --> 00:16:59,788 Okay, Alice. 477 00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,901 Hey, just cool out. 478 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,030 Cool out, all right? 479 00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:05,064 You stay here. I'm gonna go to the roof. 480 00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,671 And I'm gonna get that contract with The Barracuda. 481 00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:07,981 I'm gonna show you what I'm made of. 482 00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:09,292 Just need my Gojo. 483 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,241 Which... ah, come on. 484 00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:13,680 Damn it, Karl! You put it in the water. 485 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,273 Now my Gojo's busted. The suction cups... 486 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,222 Whoa, I think I just had my first visual. 487 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,298 Yeah? 488 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,973 No, that's just at dude's gaping... 489 00:17:22,098 --> 00:17:23,507 [Crash] 490 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:25,343 Yeah. Yeah. 491 00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:27,078 I'll see you later, [bleep]! 492 00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,204 I'm gonna finish this! 493 00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:30,984 No, no, no. Alice. Alice! 494 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,073 What is with all the noise out here? 495 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:35,045 I'm tryin' to have fun with this girl's butt. 496 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:37,645 What do you boys know about a little butt fun? 497 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,992 Nothin'! 498 00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:49,268 Ms. Barracuda, we've been everywhere looking for you. 499 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:51,671 Oh, well, I was helping your little homeless friend here 500 00:17:51,796 --> 00:17:53,573 with the ice. 501 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,843 And then you know how the story goes. 502 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,444 Actually, I don't know if we do. 503 00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:01,372 Could you please explain that story to us in detail? 504 00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:03,365 Hang on. Look... 505 00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,004 We'd love to have you back at Telamericorp. 506 00:18:05,048 --> 00:18:07,288 Can you close it? I can see the whole... 507 00:18:07,311 --> 00:18:08,721 Sorry. Sorry. 508 00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,758 We won't let you down. It's still out. 509 00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:11,645 Just tie it up. 510 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:12,804 I don't want to look at your dick. 511 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:13,974 Sorry. 512 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,232 We won't let you down. 513 00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:16,865 My boss just really wants your business. 514 00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:18,247 Yeah, man, she's, like, 515 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:20,662 gonna kill a dude and all this over it, I think. 516 00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:21,882 Yeah, well, her tight ass 517 00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,157 clearly cannot handle her [bleep]. 518 00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,414 - Yeah. - Puddin'. 519 00:18:25,493 --> 00:18:26,140 What? 520 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:29,198 Would you just sign the contract for my buddies? 521 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,460 That way, we could go back in the bathroom. 522 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,765 Do you have a pen? 523 00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,157 Yes, yes, I got a pen. 524 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,490 I got a pen. Here. 525 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,385 And... thank you. 526 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,139 There you go. You got it. 527 00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:44,891 - All right. - That's a nice touch. 528 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,499 Good to get your name out there. 529 00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:48,256 I know. 530 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,463 Shove it up my ass? 531 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,465 Absolutely. 532 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,666 She's a pervert. 533 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,653 Come on, sunshine. 534 00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:58,504 Where is The Barracuda? 535 00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:00,173 I told you, I have no idea. 536 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:03,676 Fine... if that's how it's gonna be... 537 00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:04,911 Whoa. 538 00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:05,871 - Whoa. Whoa. - Alice, hey, hey! 539 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,146 Hey, look, look, look 540 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,248 we got it. We signed the cuda. 541 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,375 - What? - Yeah. 542 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:11,417 [Faint rock music playing] 543 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,852 [Gasps] 544 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,120 Well... 545 00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:16,622 It's a really good job, Ders. 546 00:19:16,747 --> 00:19:18,991 Thanks. Uh, I mean, I guess I should... 547 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,027 Tell you I didn't actually do acid. 548 00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:23,139 Well, you guys did it. I faked it. 549 00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:24,830 I just wanted to get this done, you know? 550 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,133 Show you what I'm made of. 551 00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:28,825 - All right, whatever. - All right. 552 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,604 - Whatever. - Wow, dude, the acid. 553 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,439 - We chanted earlier. - Relax. 554 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:34,874 Still got my acid, 555 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,843 and I'm ready for the acid life. 556 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,361 Latro. 557 00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,248 [Firecrackers popping] 558 00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:46,085 [Overlapping chatter] 559 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,920 Uh, we better get goin', huh? 560 00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:51,490 No. It's finally kickin' in! 561 00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:53,359 What do you see? 562 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,828 I see a beautiful dancing angel God 563 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:59,832 with flames flickering from her fingertips. 564 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:00,967 It's beautiful. 565 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,762 No, that's a guy on fire. 566 00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,371 Damn it, I must have got a bum tab. 567 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,309 - This sucks, dude! - Oh, boy, he's catching. 568 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,019 I'll see you next year, Psycho D! 569 00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:13,147 Yeah! 570 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,440 Oww! 571 00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:16,949 Whoo! I'm just glad 572 00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:18,017 that I got to stay in a hotel for once, man. 573 00:20:18,142 --> 00:20:19,852 Now I can say that. 574 00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,621 God, I can never show my face 575 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,115 at this convention again. 576 00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,624 Ders, just drive me home. 577 00:20:24,749 --> 00:20:26,660 I want to forget any of this ever happened. 578 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,871 [Discordant guitar note] 579 00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,730 [High-pitched] I wish I would have tripped. 580 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,876 [High-pitched] Drive me. Drive me! 581 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:36,168 Oh, no, I don't think that's a good idea. 582 00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:37,670 Not right now. 583 00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:41,466 This is not negotiable. Right here. Drive. 584 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:45,971 [Ominous music] 585 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,313 - [Car door slams] - By guys. 586 00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:48,914 Have a good trip! 587 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,085 Get it? "Trip"? God, I am [bleep] funny, bro! 588 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,854 - Whoa! - Whoa! 589 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,689 - All right. - Let's go. 590 00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,234 - Let's get out of here. - Let's get out of here now. 591 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,238 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 592 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:09,577 So are you a professional? Just in town for the convention? 593 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,175 You mean like a hooker? No. 594 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,798 No? 595 00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,621 No. I wish was though.