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- They're good?
- Yeah.
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Okay, that one right there.
Corner.
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- Couch.
- Whoo!
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- Whoo! That one's good.
- Yeah? Good?
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All right, we're on a roll.
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- Blake's back. Welcome home.
- Whoo! All right.
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Check it out, man, almost done
acid-proofing the house.
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Oh, you saved me a corner,
though, right?
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Yeah, dude, we're in this together.
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Hit it.
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This guy right here?
All right.
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Aah!!
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Ow, man, that's not ready yet.
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Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay?
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I doubled down... I guess
I'll have to triple down.
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I'm excited about
this acid, though, dude.
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My buddy did acid once,
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and he immediately
could speak Cantonese.
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It's like,
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Before we get into that, though,
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we got that surprise.
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You ready for this?
Check it out.
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A little bit of hype Williams...
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Whoa!
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Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great.
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But I have a little surprise for you.
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Check it out.
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Perimeter shock collars.
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Yeah, so if you leave the house,
you're gonna get shocked.
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'cause the house is acid-proof,
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but the world...
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Is not acid-proof.
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So true.
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- Hit me!
- Yo, big boy.
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I can't see.
It's in the dark.
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Well, that was an "acid-ent"
waiting to happen.
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I'll get the broom.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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- Ooh, snug as a bug.
- Oh, yeah.
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Check it out, dude.
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This is my God station.
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Yeah, I heard, when people trip,
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they, like, talk to God or whatever.
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Wonder if God's a chick, dude.
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- Big ol' titties!
- Yeah!
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Big ol' God titties!
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- Blah.
- Yeah.
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Like, ones that you must respect.
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- Absolutely.
- Also made a list of questions
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she's probably gonna want to ask me.
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Well, Adam, how many girls
have you slept with?
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Whoa!
You think you're God, bro?
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- Huh?
- You're not God, bro!
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- You can't ask me that.
- Sorry.
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I've had sex with five.
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Just kidding.
100, right?
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Five.
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Yeah, I'm just trying
to see something
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way more real than God,
like... a dragon.
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That'd be sweet.
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Oh, that's blasphemous.
I'm sorry.
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Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!
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Here's your collar.
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No can do, guys.
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Alice just buzzed my celly
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and wants me to join her
in West Covina
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for a business convention.
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Then you explain to her
that you can't,
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because you're doing acid
with us, right?
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We're doing drugs, we're doing
a lot of drugs together.
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Guys... come on.
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This is kind of a big deal for me.
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It's my first business trip, right?
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I'm like Steve Martin
in that John Candy movie.
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I thought you wanted
to be like Steve Jobs
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and do a bunch of acid with us.
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Steve Jobs, right?
Created apple.
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Great company.
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But then he left and created Pixar,
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which is way better,
then he came back to apple,
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made that way better.
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We got iPads, iPhones,
all sorts of stuff.
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Let me go create my Pixar.
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Then'll come back and we'll
drop iPhones, okay?
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I have no idea what
any of that stuff meant.
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- No.
- Am I Pixar?
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We are doing acid together, dude!
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Oh! Oh, God!
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- Okay, help me out.
- Okay, get this off.
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- Help me out.
- Okay.
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Wish me luck!
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We are doing acid together
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as a friendship family, Ders!
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Take that thing off now.
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What? Take...
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Oh. This thing?
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Sorry.
Forgot about it.
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It's so comfortable, you know?
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Hammacher Schlemmer.
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Also, I got, uh...
Gojo.
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You wanna borrow it
for the ride home, let me know.
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You just put it on here,
and then you're hands-free.
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See what I mean?
Drivin'... I'm drivin'.
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Take a call.
Still drivin'.
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You can go off-road with it.
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Little kayaking.
Doesn't matter.
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Somebody bungee jumped.
There's a video online about it.
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What are those?
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What are... oh, these?
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Check it out.
Telamericorp pens.
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Pretty cool, right?
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[Bleep] your pens.
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This is about one thing...
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Her.
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Gale Reynolds...
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A.K.A. "The Barracuda."
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Cloud mall, director of sales.
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And she's got the power
to bring us out of the red.
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We made it
to the big leagues, my man.
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Happy business trip!
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How'd we beat you here, man?
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We got fireworks.
Pretty cool, right?
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Guys, this is a no!
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Hey, shh.
On the phone here.
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Yes, hi.
Is the ice still free?
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It is? Great.
Okay, Mahalo.
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Ice.
Currency of the future.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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No, no, no!
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You guys need to leave.
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- Right now!
- All right, Ders.
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Chill out, we're not gonna
mess this up for you.
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Go down there,
kiss a few business butts.
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And then come back and nuke your mind
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into nacho cheese.
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All right, cool.
Like, so I go,
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I kiss the business butts,
and then we'll do all sorts of...
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We're not gonna do anything, okay?
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- Hey, give that back.
- No.
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- Dude, give it back.
- No.
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- Hey, give us that!
- No.
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- What the...
- Hey!
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- That was harassment.
- Okay.
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- Okay, you put it in a safe...
- Sorry.
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Like I can't open safes...
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- Oh.
- With my muscles.
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Ders, give us the acid.
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Come here!
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What is this?
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- Oh...
- Just sit down.
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Enjoy the porno.
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There's probably beer
in the mini fridge.
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Enjo-shh! Shut up.
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- What is she moaning?
- I missed it.
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What did she moan?
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"I want you to eat my pudding?"
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That doesn't make sense.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Pussy.
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- Ah.
- Yeah, that makes a lot... yeah.
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- Yep, that's what's happening.
- Yep, mm-hmm.
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Hey. She here yet?
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Yeah, she just got cornered
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by a couple of real knuckle draggers.
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All right, once they leave,
we'll make our move, and...
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Oh, damn it.
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- Who's that?
- Don Walters...
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A.K.A. "Psycho D."
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He's the savage who stole
The Barracuda from us
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five years ago.
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Wait, what's your nickname?
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- I don't have one.
- How come?
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Because no one ever gave me one.
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All right, let's get over there
before they get too comfortable.
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- All right?
- Wait, no, no.
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I gotta go get my stat binder.
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You know, stat cat Ders
has gotta be ready to pounce.
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Okay, well, Ders,
I hate to break this to you,
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but I did not bring you here to talk.
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OK?
I brought you here to look cute
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and to get her drunk.
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Right?
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Wait, what?
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I'm serious.
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Look. Look at Psycho D.
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Okay, every year, he wines 'em,
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he dines 'em.
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And then they always fall for it.
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I mean, you do the math.
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He's 69s them.
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- No.
- I'm just...
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No. No.
He seals the deal.
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Oh, okay.
All right.
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Well, if it's about partying,
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then I should have brought
Blake and Adam.
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Those guys are like animal...
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Oh, God, could you imagine
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what the dumb would be doing
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if they were here right now?
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- Oh, good.
- Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
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Fire, fire, fire!
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Oh, yeah. Burn it.
Ohh.
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Oh, I'm cuttin' through.
I'm gonna cut through.
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- Gayle.
- Ah!
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Ooh! Hi.
Um, uh...
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Alice Murphy from Telamericorp.
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Alex. Temericorp.
So cool. Hi.
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It's Alice.
From Telamericorp.
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Yeah. So, um, so hi.
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It's, uh, it's been
a long time, hasn't it?
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I don't know.
You tell me.
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She's funny.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, how's business been?
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Mm-mm...
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- You need to stop talking.
- Ow.
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I just came here to have a little fun
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so unless you're rockin' and rollin',
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I'm-a be strollin'.
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No, you don't need to stroll,
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because I am rock and he is roll.
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And that's why I would
like to introduce you
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to my Anders, who is... he is, uh...
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I'm a good time waitin' to happen.
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- Wow.
- So let's look at this menu.
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You know, and decide whether
we're gonna get
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a stout night out.
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Or are we gonna
get frisky with the whisky?
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I don't know my Anders.
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Hot oatmeal.
Um...
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- Yeah, hold on. Don!
- They're serving breakfast.
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What are you doing?
Where you going?
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Are you leaving?
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I'm heading up to our party.
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You should join.
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Bring your parka.
Expecting flurries.
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Cocaine?- Yep.
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- Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda.
- Do something.
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Do you wanna drop acid tonight?
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All right, aim for this crevasse.
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Don't hit the maiden slayer.
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That's what I'm calling
my face now... the maiden slayer.
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Hey, don't worry.
I played a lot of Area 51.
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Here we go.
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Uh, guys...
We have company.
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Oh, fudge.
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Oh... you two are here.
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And a homeless person.
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Okay, Gayle, these are just
a couple more employees of mine.
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All right, so where's this acid?
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What?
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Yeah, where's the acid?
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That's a trick question.
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It's probably
at a drug dealer's house.
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- Uh, Adam...
- No, no. No, no.
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We know...
I told them.
258
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,959
Just... it's in the safe.
259
00:09:10,011 --> 00:09:11,195
Mm. Mm-hmm.
260
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,785
Yeah, well, let's...
261
00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,418
Get it out, I guess,
262
00:09:14,473 --> 00:09:17,423
and...
Let's do acid.
263
00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:19,673
Alice Murphy, you dog.
264
00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,996
Bye.
265
00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:30,988
I already did it.
Was I supposed to wait?
266
00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,526
It's good.
267
00:09:39,198 --> 00:09:41,208
Yes. Finally.
268
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,397
So what do you guys wanna do?
269
00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:44,011
Go out to the desert,
shoot some fireworks?
270
00:09:44,136 --> 00:09:45,779
Stare at stars?
271
00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:48,008
I have a better idea.
272
00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,517
See that big dick!
273
00:09:50,642 --> 00:09:51,618
Let me see it!
274
00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:53,620
Aah!
It's a big dick.
275
00:09:55,047 --> 00:09:57,148
So are you enjoying your trip?
276
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,959
This is un--real.
277
00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:02,229
It's like all I can hear
is the soundtrack from Drive.
278
00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:06,693
But all I see is my mother
right before she died.
279
00:10:06,859 --> 00:10:10,838
You know what I mean, "Dirge"?
280
00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,673
Yes, of course I know what you mean.
281
00:10:12,798 --> 00:10:14,174
'cause I'm...
I'm trippin' with you guys.
282
00:10:14,299 --> 00:10:15,869
We're all...
We're all gonna trip.
283
00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:17,778
What's it like for you?
284
00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:20,917
For my... my trip is, uh...
Same as yours.
285
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,716
Crazy music, Tron soundtrack,
286
00:10:22,841 --> 00:10:25,003
daft punk just bouncing around
in my head and, uh...
287
00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:27,087
Ex-excuse me.
Just keep enjoying your...
288
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,592
I'm good. Go back.
289
00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:31,558
Alice, I am working it over there.
290
00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:33,160
She's interested.
291
00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:34,304
Alice.
292
00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:36,139
You feelin' anything yet?
293
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,889
'cause this ice feels regular cold,
294
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,560
not acid cold.
295
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,402
I don't think mine's working yet.
296
00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:43,170
Yeah, I'm in there.
297
00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,671
And it's not good, man.
298
00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:46,442
I'm really trippin', man.
299
00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:55,783
You're so lucky, dude.
300
00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:57,951
But, you know, my brain is...
301
00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,253
Bigger, more powerful.
302
00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:01,388
So when I do finally trip balls,
303
00:11:01,513 --> 00:11:04,585
it'll last for, like,
40 hours, the peakin'.
304
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:08,214
Do you think I sound like
one of Marge Simpson's sisters?
305
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,465
I don't...
306
00:11:09,821 --> 00:11:11,591
Oh, don't, don't.
307
00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:13,033
No, don't.
Stop, stop, stop.
308
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,768
People are watching.
Everyone's looking.
309
00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,013
People are looking.
Alice...
310
00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:17,204
Alice Murphy.
311
00:11:17,329 --> 00:11:18,305
She's just being nice, right?
312
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:21,143
That dude is foul.
313
00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:30,083
I gotta get out of here.
314
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,618
The slerms.
315
00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:33,739
It's a psychedelic crisis.
316
00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:35,789
What do you think you pull in
as a stripper?
317
00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:37,624
80 grand? Fuh!
318
00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:40,160
Be your own boss.
Make your own sched.
319
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,581
Free tanning, I've heard.
320
00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:45,165
It's attacking!
321
00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:50,756
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
- Aah!
322
00:11:52,548 --> 00:11:54,107
Hey, that's too far!
323
00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:55,509
Cody, the...
324
00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:56,554
We're outta here!
Let's vamp!
325
00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:01,591
You just grabbed that dude's dick.
326
00:12:01,757 --> 00:12:02,849
Sorry it didn't work out.
327
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,551
Even though you have
a decent-sized dick,
328
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,661
you don't have moves like Jagger.
329
00:12:06,688 --> 00:12:08,822
What's next?
330
00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,872
You guys, wee gonna
keep the party rolling,
331
00:12:10,891 --> 00:12:12,753
but I think we've got some
business to attend to.
332
00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:13,694
Alice.
333
00:12:14,219 --> 00:12:15,617
Oh, right.
Gayle.
334
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,391
Yes, Gayle.
She's right...
335
00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,161
Psycho D.
336
00:12:34,109 --> 00:12:35,214
Hello.
337
00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,418
I'd like Don Walters'
room number, please.
338
00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:38,898
We're not allowed to give out
room information.
339
00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,497
Okay, you listen carefully.
340
00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:41,959
You know, we are at war here.
341
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,772
It is Good versus Psycho.
342
00:12:43,816 --> 00:12:45,987
Now, are you with me, [Bleep] nut,
343
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:47,429
or do I need to...
344
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,046
Do I need to...
345
00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,183
Oh. Mm.
346
00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:23,301
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
347
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:24,635
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
348
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,637
- I can't do this.
- Alice...
349
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,638
- Hi.
- Hi.
350
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,695
I'm sorry about that.
351
00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:31,075
She's just very upset.
We, uh...
352
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,618
Had a credit card
swap thing at dinner with Don.
353
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:37,882
Adam... O.M.G.
It's "G"
354
00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:39,917
No doubt.
What does that mean?
355
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:41,986
It's God.
Behind the desk.
356
00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:44,088
That girl.
357
00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:46,213
That's God.
358
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,056
That blonde lady's God.
No shib?
359
00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:58,393
Yes, shib.
Very, very real shib.
360
00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:01,205
- Let me see what I can do.
- Thank you.
361
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,177
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
362
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:08,279
but I thought
they'd be a little bigger.
363
00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:09,778
Your pups.
Your sweater meats.
364
00:14:09,944 --> 00:14:10,904
- Uh, pardon me?
- Yep, sorry.
365
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,823
Don't want to disrespect.
366
00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:14,283
I don't know what
you're talking about.
367
00:14:14,449 --> 00:14:16,118
I've only had sex with five girls.
368
00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,623
And I'm the kind of guy
that needs to just
369
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:22,126
be slayin' babes with my meat sword.
370
00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,895
But I'm not.
371
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,544
It's always in its sheath.
372
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,437
And you're just the woman,
God, to help me with it.
373
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,207
Okay, yeah, also,
why am I not tripping yet?
374
00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,316
All my friends are trippin',
and I'm not.
375
00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:33,991
Which is bogus, God.
376
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,908
You do some crazy,
effed-up shib sometimes.
377
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:41,412
Whoa, God has a picture of me.
378
00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:44,105
Sir, what are you doing?
That's my dog Coco!
379
00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:46,023
Help. Help me.
380
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:50,121
I think this chair is Spanish.
381
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:52,821
I don't speak Spanish!
382
00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:54,992
I'm not gonna give you
that room number.
383
00:14:55,117 --> 00:14:56,450
Yep, that is correct.
Thank you.
384
00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:59,411
This is on you, Holmvik!
Acid, acid!
385
00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:00,898
Way to drop the ball!
386
00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,707
Oh, God.
Acid.
387
00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:06,003
This is...
God, what is your problem?
388
00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:10,508
252!
Walter's room number is 252.
389
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,868
Did God tell you that?
390
00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:14,259
'cause she was bein'
a real bitch to me.
391
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,280
No, I saw the reflection
on the computer screen
392
00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:17,805
in the picture frame.
393
00:15:17,971 --> 00:15:19,584
You know, I always thought
God would be a slob,
394
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,919
like one of us,
not a busty little desk clerk.
395
00:15:22,044 --> 00:15:26,022
More of a stranger on the bus
type, you know?
396
00:15:27,617 --> 00:15:28,993
Sorry, but I wish I was tripping.
397
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:31,235
And I'm not, and it's bothersome.
398
00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,154
Housekeeping.
399
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:35,480
Hey, this is just business.
400
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,016
We're gonna handle this
like adults, right?
401
00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:38,476
Yeah. Totally.
402
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:40,338
- Hello?
- Fresh towels!
403
00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:42,204
All right, Don, where is she?!
404
00:15:42,798 --> 00:15:44,175
What? Who's Don?
405
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,110
Don't lie to me.
I know this is his room.
406
00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:47,835
Now tell me where he is!
407
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,181
What are you talking about?
My name is Timothy!
408
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:53,782
- Ooh...
- I will melt my own face off
409
00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:56,033
in front of your children
if you don't tell me
410
00:15:56,052 --> 00:15:59,443
where the
Don "Psycho D" Walters is!
411
00:15:59,468 --> 00:16:00,725
- Alice, don't do that.
- Acid is crazy.
412
00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:01,990
What do you think, kiddies?
413
00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,223
Do you want to see me
peel my own face back,
414
00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:06,119
like the top of a grilled cheese?
415
00:16:06,148 --> 00:16:07,958
- You don't wanna see that.
- No.
416
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:12,350
Aah!
417
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,438
Oh, it's unplugged.
It's unplugged.
418
00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:16,240
That's good.
You can't erase that.
419
00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:17,975
- Uhh!
- W-w-wait, no, no, no!
420
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,711
I saw the number in a reflection.
421
00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:22,880
Uh, we're not supposed to be in 252.
422
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,482
We're supposed to be in 525.
423
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,542
Are you with me?
424
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,221
- Agh!
- I will kill you!
425
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:32,223
I will kill you!
426
00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:34,896
You are really light, by the way.
427
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:36,738
Like child soldier skinny.
428
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,718
Could carry you into war, Kony-style.
429
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,914
Some of us had
a little too much to drink.
430
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:44,106
Don's roof party
must still be raging up there.
431
00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:45,829
The roof!
You take me to the roof!
432
00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:47,382
No, Alice, we're not
taking you to the roof.
433
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,165
You're going back to the room.
You're gonna calm down.
434
00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:50,298
- Okay, all right.
- Get her in!
435
00:16:50,318 --> 00:16:51,405
- Ow!
- Ow, Jesus!
436
00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:52,743
- Ooh, no!
- Karl?
437
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:53,744
No!
438
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,518
- This place is trashed.
- Here we go.
439
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,668
- Uhh!
- All right, you just...
440
00:16:58,706 --> 00:16:59,788
Okay, Alice.
441
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,901
Hey, just cool out.
442
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,030
Cool out, all right?
443
00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:05,064
You stay here.
I'm gonna go to the roof.
444
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,671
And I'm gonna get that contract
with The Barracuda.
445
00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:07,981
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of.
446
00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:09,292
Just need my Gojo.
447
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,241
Which... ah, come on.
448
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:13,680
Damn it, Karl!
You put it in the water.
449
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,273
Now my Gojo's busted.
The suction cups...
450
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,222
Whoa, I think I just
had my first visual.
451
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,298
Yeah?
452
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,973
No, that's just at dude's gaping...
453
00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:25,343
Yeah. Yeah.
454
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,133
I'll see you later, [Bleepers]!
455
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,204
I'm gonna finish this!
456
00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:30,984
No, no, no.
Alice. Alice!
457
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,073
What is with all the noise out here?
458
00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:35,045
I'm tryin' to have fun
with this girl's butt.
459
00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:37,645
What do you boys know
about a little butt fun?
460
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:38,992
Nothin'!
461
00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:49,268
Ms. Barracuda, we've been
everywhere looking for you.
462
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:51,671
Oh, well, I was helping
your little homeless friend here
463
00:17:51,796 --> 00:17:53,573
with the ice.
464
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,843
And then you know how the story goes.
465
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,444
Actually, I don't know if we do.
466
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:01,372
Could you please explain that
story to us in detail?
467
00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:03,365
Hang on.
Look...
468
00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,004
We'd love to have you
back at Telamericorp.
469
00:18:05,048 --> 00:18:07,288
Can you close it?
I can see the whole...
470
00:18:07,311 --> 00:18:08,721
Sorry.
Sorry.
471
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,758
We won't let you down.
It's still out.
472
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:11,645
Just tie it up.
473
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:12,804
I don't want to look at your dick.
474
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:13,974
Sorry.
475
00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,232
We won't let you down.
476
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:16,865
My boss just really
wants your business.
477
00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:18,247
Yeah, man, she's, like,
478
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:20,662
gonna kill a dude
and all this over it, I think.
479
00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:21,882
Yeah, well, her tight ass
480
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,157
clearly cannot handle her.
481
00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,414
- Yeah.
- Puddin'.
482
00:18:25,493 --> 00:18:26,140
What?
483
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:29,198
Would you just sign the
contract for my buddies?
484
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,460
That way, we could go back
in the bathroom.
485
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,765
Do you have a pen?
486
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,157
Yes, yes, I got a pen.
487
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,490
I got a pen. Here.
488
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,385
And... thank you.
489
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,139
There you go.
You got it.
490
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:44,891
- All right.
- That's a nice touch.
491
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,499
Good to get your name out there.
492
00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:48,256
I know.
493
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,463
Shove it up my ass?
494
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,465
Absolutely.
495
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,666
She's a pervert.
496
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,653
Come on, sunshine.
497
00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:58,504
Where is The Barracuda?
498
00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:00,173
I told you, I have no idea.
499
00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:03,676
Fine... if that's
how it's gonna be...
500
00:19:03,741 --> 00:19:04,851
Whoa.
501
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,001
- Whoa. Whoa.
- Alice, hey, hey!
502
00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,146
Hey, look, look, look
503
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,248
we got it.
We signed the cuda.
504
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,375
- What?
- Yeah.
505
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,120
Well...
506
00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:16,622
It's a really good job, Ders.
507
00:19:16,747 --> 00:19:18,991
Thanks. Uh, I mean,
I guess I should...
508
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,027
Tell you I didn't actually do acid.
509
00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:23,139
Well, you guys did it.
I faked it.
510
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:24,830
I just wanted
to get this done, you know?
511
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,133
Show you what I'm made of.
512
00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:28,825
- All right, whatever.
- All right.
513
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,604
- Whatever.
- Wow, dude, the acid.
514
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,439
- We chanted earlier.
- Relax.
515
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:34,874
Still got my acid,
516
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,843
and I'm ready for the acid life.
517
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,361
Latro.
518
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,920
Uh, we better get goin', huh?
519
00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:51,490
No. It's finally kickin' in!
520
00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:53,359
What do you see?
521
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,828
I see a beautiful dancing angel God
522
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:59,832
with flames flickering
from her fingertips.
523
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:00,967
It's beautiful.
524
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,762
No, that's a guy on fire.
525
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,371
Damn it, I must have got a bum tab.
526
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,309
- This sucks, dude!
- Oh, boy, he's catching.
527
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,019
I'll see you next year, Psycho D!
528
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:13,147
Yeah!
529
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,440
Oww!
530
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:16,967
Whoo!
I'm just glad
531
00:20:16,993 --> 00:20:18,453
that I got to stay
in a hotel for once, man.
532
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,879
Now I can say that.
533
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,621
God, I can never show my face
534
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,115
at this convention again.
535
00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,624
Ders, just drive me home.
536
00:20:24,749 --> 00:20:26,660
I want to forget any of this
ever happened.
537
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,730
I wish I would have tripped.
538
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,876
Drive me. Drive me!
539
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:36,168
Oh, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
540
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:37,670
Not right now.
541
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:41,466
This is not negotiable.
Right here. Drive.
542
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,313
By guys.
543
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:48,914
Have a good trip!
544
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,085
- Get it? "Trip"?
- God, I am funny, bro!
545
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,854
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
546
00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,689
- All right.
- Let's go.
547
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,234
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's get out of here now.
548
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,238
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
549
00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:09,577
So are you a professional?
Just in town for the convention?
550
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,175
You mean like a hooker? No.
551
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,798
No?
552
00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,621
No. I wish was though.