﻿1
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Alice, perfect.

2
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You can time us.
Yeah, here you go.

3
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- Yes.
- What is this?

4
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Oh, Rancho Cucapizza

5
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is having a little promotional
eating contest,

6
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and the winner gets...
Read that bottom line there.

7
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Read that.

8
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Well, it said, uh,
wins free pizza for a year!

9
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Yeah, all we gotta do is eat
a Humonga Cucamonga

10
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in under 30 minutes.

11
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See, they make the pizza so hot

12
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that all the other dumb buffoons,

13
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they'll just burn their pipes.

14
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But we are no idiots.

15
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Our mouths will already be burned.

16
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- Yep, via spoons.
- Mm-hmm.

17
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We're gonna put these hot spoons

18
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on our tongues.

19
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- Yep.
- We're gonna burn them

20
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so that the pizza won't burn them.

21
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Okay, Alice, start the clock.

22
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- Yeah, start it.
- We need you to time us.

23
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Oh, she started, she started, start.

24
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[Guys screaming]

25
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Oh, God!
Oh, thah wath tho hot!

26
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- What do we got?
- What do we got for time?

27
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What's the time?
Oh, she didn't thart the clock.

28
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- What? She didn't thart it?
- Yeah, it was perfect.

29
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It's gonna sound real good
on the phones.

30
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Jagmos.

31
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I don't like how
she always puth uth down

32
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when we're trying
to better ourthevles here.

33
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And who are the idiots here?

34
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Round two.

35
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I don't feel a thing.

37
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I'm stabbing the [bleep]
outta my tongue, dude.

38
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Might be bleeding,
but I can't feel it.

39
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I think it's safe to say
our mouths are invincible.

40
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- Mark Wahlberg.
- But that won't mean anything

41
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if I can't get stoned
before the contest,

44
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It's a catch 20.

45
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Yeah, man, I know.
It's...

46
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I've called Karl, like, 16 times.

47
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He's not picking up.

48
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[Phone rings]
I'm just worried about Karl.

49
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I don't like leaving him
with his thoughts.

50
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I could care less
if he was dead or alive.

51
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I don't want to sound cold,
but you know me.

52
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I've got that Michael Phelps
swim fan appetite.

53
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But my hungry hippos over here,

54
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you need weed to maximize the munch.

55
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I am a hungry, hungry hippo.

56
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And we need a new drug dealer...

57
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[Whispers]
Now.

58
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Where you gonna find
a new drug dealer?

59
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You can't just go
to a drug dealer store.

60
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I say we go to the seediest,
most scummiest place

61
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in all of Rancho Cucamonga...

62
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A tattoo parlor.

63
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[Tattoo gun whirring]

64
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[Pop music playing]

65
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Adam, are you sure this is
a place to find street drugs?

66
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Just think, dude.

67
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All drug dealers have tattoos, right?

68
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Hence, thereforced...

69
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All tattoo parlors have drug dealers.

70
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It's elementary school,
my Emma Watson.

71
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Right? Okay.
Follow my lead.

72
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We might have to speak in code.

73
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I don't know if he's undercover.
I don't know, man.

74
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Okeydokey.
What can I do for ya?

75
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Something tribal, Chinese?

76
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I don't do curse words
in any language.

77
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Well, we are looking to buy something

78
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so we may...

79
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Smokey-boo?

80
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Because we've run out
of things that we...

81
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Schmooo.

82
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- What're you guys doing?
- We want to buy

83
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some weeeeerd,

84
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so that we can put it
in our beeerd and smeerrk it.

85
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[All talking at once in code]

86
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Smake in a pat.

87
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Get an apple, and then we can shmeek.

88
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Guys.
[Chuckles]

89
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Love the energy,
but you can't hang out here.

90
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This space is for customers.

91
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Okay.

92
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Aah! Haa!

93
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- There we go.
- Aah.

94
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Oh, it looks so beautiful.

95
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- Yeah.
- Princess.

96
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Oh, that hurt a little.

97
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You know what would numb the pain?

98
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Weed.

99
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Oh, ho, ho.

100
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U got the wrong guy, pal.

101
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- [Tattoo gun whirring]
- Okay, he winked earlier.

102
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That was... can I at least get
the stud that I paid for?

103
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I'm bummed, dude.

104
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This is a bust.

105
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Adam, this is not a bust.

106
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You got a banging-ass
bellybutton ring, bro.

107
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- Yes, you did.
- Honestly...

108
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I don't even know
if I'm gonna keep it.

109
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- Oh, come... don't say that.
- Adam, come on.

110
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- It's banging-ass.
- Come on.

111
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Banging-ass.
It's lame-ass.

112
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Heard what you guys were asking for.

113
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Might be able to help you out.

114
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Meet me out back in ten minutes.

115
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[Ominous music]

116
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Hey.

117
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Make it 15.

118
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I want to go
to that pet store next door.

119
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Whoa. Holy Moly.

120
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So what exactly
are you guys looking for?

121
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- I don't do this, so...
- Weed, mostly.

122
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Hash? Keef? Hybrids?

123
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Isolation tents, if you're
into spiritual journeys?

124
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- Uh...
- We are.

125
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- I could definitely.
- Yeah.

126
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Sample away.

127
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- Oh, that's all you.
- May I hit this?

128
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[Grunts]

129
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Strap me in.
I'm ready to go to war.

130
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War on my brain!

131
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Hang on one minute here, okay?

132
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The stuff Karl gives us

133
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has a bunch of stems in it.

134
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How do we know this even
comes from a plant?

135
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- Yeah.
- Right?

136
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Looks like you made it
in a creepy crawler machine.

137
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- What is that?
- It's all purple.

138
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It's from our
state-of-the-art grow house.

139
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It's Enriquez goofing around
during the harvest.

140
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Okay, okay.

141
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God damn, you had me at Enriquez.

142
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[Laughs]
Sorry, Karl.

143
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I have those same pants.

144
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Uh, and I notice you have a, uh...

145
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Is that a hash-based
olive oil substitute?

146
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- It is. Good eye.
- Oh, wow.

147
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- Look at that.
- That is nice.

148
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Yeah, I'm kind of a gourmand,
so, uh...

149
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Whoo! I been daaancin'.

150
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This pretty thing
took me to a whole new world.

151
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I'll take it out there.

152
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- Yeah.
- Whoo! Can I keep this?

153
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- Hello, doc.
- I'm keeping this.

154
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♪ Smoke that kush, pass that straw ♪

155
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♪ smoke that kush

156
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[laughing]
Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea.

157
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I am stoned.

158
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You know, Karl's weed,

159
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it's just fingering me, man.

160
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But this chick's soft, warm bud's

161
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rattling my "g" spot.

162
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I like that, dude.

163
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- Guuuys.
- Ooh.

164
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Made some pretty dope beignets.

165
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You get it?
Dope, like grass.

166
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There's grass in these beignets.

167
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- Oh, okay.
- Very underused.

168
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Is it, now?
Well, now it isn't, is it?

169
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Isn't it?

170
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Dude, you should keep saying grass

171
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because it's like
a slice of Americana.

172
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- I will.
- Yeah.

173
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Pass me the grass, Mr. Roosevelt.

174
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Certainly, Mr. my friend Brent's dad.

175
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He's cool, man.
He used to wear a cane.

176
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Any dude that wears a cane,
you know he's, like...

177
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[Doorbell rings]
A gentleman.

178
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- I got it.
- Was that real?

179
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- Who is it?
- Um...

180
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An angel just got...

181
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Oh, God.

182
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Oh, God, it's... it's Charl.

183
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- What?
- It's Karl, man. It's Karl!

184
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- Hide it! Put it away!
- Hide it, hide it, hide it.

185
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We don't need to hide anything.

186
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We're not doing anything wrong, okay?

187
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Let's just talk to him.

188
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We'll talk to him.

189
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Man to beast.

190
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Uh-huh.

191
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Well, look what washed ashore
at the grossest beach

192
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I've ever been to.

193
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[Chuckles]

194
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Hey, sorry I've been off the grid

195
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for a little bit, guys.

196
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This dog ate my phone,

197
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and then I had to adopt her,

198
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and now I'm just waiting
for her to pass it.

199
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- Sure.
- <i>C'est la vie.</i>

200
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[Phone vibrates, dog grunts]

201
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I wonder who that is.

202
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Anyway, what's been going on
with you guys, huh?

203
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- What's happening over here?
- Pbbt. Nothing, man.

204
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We're just trying to function.

205
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Whose weed is that?

206
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Ohhh, that's...

207
00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,392
We got... that's your weed.

208
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We only buy weed from you, baby.

209
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You think I don't know
what my weed looks like, man?

210
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What is going on here?

211
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- Um...
- Karl...

212
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We have needs, right?

213
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And you, frankly,
were not meeting those needs.

214
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So you went to a stranger
for your weed?

215
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No, we went to a stranger for grass.

216
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We're calling it grass now.

217
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Grass? What the heck are you talk...

218
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What... what is he even talking about?

219
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It was just once, Karl.

220
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[Sad piano music]

221
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It didn't mean anything.

222
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Were they...

223
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Better than me?

224
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Not better.

225
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Just different.

226
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No.

227
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She's better.
She's way better.

228
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You know why? 'Cause she opened
my eyes to a world of weed

229
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that I never even knew about

230
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,775
with gadgets and gizmos and edibles.

231
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,329
- Edibles?
- Yeah.

232
00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:05,402
What's that?

233
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,695
Don't play dumb.
It means, like, pot brownies.

234
00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,661
Pot brownies? No, brownies
are made out of fudge, Blake.

235
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Come on.
You know that.

236
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,660
Well, maybe that's part
of the problem, Karl.

237
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You ever think of that, man?

238
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You guys are acting crazy right now.

239
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You're all acting insane.

240
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You're... you're smoking brownies,
and you're eating weed?

241
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It's called grass now!

242
00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:23,842
Oh, you wanna yell?
<i>Let's yell!</i>

243
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Don't do this, Karl!

244
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You did this!
Not me!

245
00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:32,083
And what's funny is I even found
you dudes a present,

246
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because I was thinking
about you dudes.

247
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<i>Joe Dirt,</i> man.
In the dirt.

248
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Freakin' see ya.

249
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I hope she was worth it.

250
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Because you threw away
something special.

251
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I thought we were Brajes.
[Phone vibrating]

252
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,196
Now, if you'll excuse me,

253
00:08:45,321 --> 00:08:47,194
I need to try and take
this phone call.

254
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[Dog grunting, phone vibrating]

255
00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:52,658
Hello?
Hello?

256
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,173
Happens when you give
an animal an animal.

257
00:08:55,298 --> 00:08:57,175
Guys, I know this hurts right now,

258
00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,497
but it's for the best.

259
00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,278
Mommy, if you can hear me,

260
00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:01,875
I need you now.

261
00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:07,965
That is good, very good.

262
00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,034
I've been talking with the dudes,

263
00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:13,511
and we love
what we've been shmeeking.

264
00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:15,598
Compared to our last guy, you...

265
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,307
Are the kitty's titties.

266
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,850
- The kitty's titties. Meow.
- He ain't lying.

267
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,853
Why don't you guys shut up
and check under your chairs?

268
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,281
[Light jazz music playing]

269
00:09:23,406 --> 00:09:25,116
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

270
00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:26,483
Oh, my God!

271
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,735
I feel like a spy right now.

272
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,113
Bong. James Bong.

273
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,057
- [Guys laughing]
- Bong, James Bong.

274
00:09:33,182 --> 00:09:34,408
James Bong.

275
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,700
[Laughing]
James Bong.

276
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,061
Stick around, boys.

277
00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:38,787
I have another surprise
for you later.

278
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,955
- Surprises?
- Another surprise.

279
00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,566
She has so many surprises.

280
00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:44,167
Uh-oh.
This is awkward.

281
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,436
Just let it happen.

282
00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:46,461
- Here he comes.
- Let it happen.

283
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,963
Hey, Karl.

284
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,174
- I'm not following you.
- Okay.

285
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,578
You look, uh...

286
00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,470
You look high.

287
00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,749
Well, we are.

288
00:09:58,874 --> 00:09:59,933
Really high.

289
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,285
[Sad piano music]

290
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,020
That's great.
That's great.

291
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,623
You know that that's all I ever
really wanted for you,

292
00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:07,106
is for you guys to be high.

293
00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:08,191
- Mm-hmm.
- Yep, we know, Karl.

294
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,651
Thank you.

295
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:10,736
Hey, you know what?

296
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,364
I got a little, uh, grass.

297
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,782
Okay, damn it, Karl.

298
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,453
I think we all know
that's not a good idea.

299
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,938
[Sniffs]

300
00:10:21,063 --> 00:10:24,041
Okay.
[Sighs]

301
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,126
Come on, rumba.

302
00:10:29,438 --> 00:10:31,215
[Sniffs]

303
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,590
Smells like wet garbage.

304
00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,785
- Yeah.
- Oh, I got it.

305
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,553
So listen, guys.

306
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,055
I don't know what you're up to later,

307
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,991
but I'm dropping some product off

308
00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:42,142
at a celebrity client's house.

309
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,269
You guys want to tag along?

310
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,230
Meet Lori Beth Denberg?

311
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,231
- From all that?
- Yeah.

312
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,942
- What?
- Whoa, ho, ho, ho!

313
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,943
And the day keeps getting better.

314
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,172
Got some vital information for you.

315
00:10:54,297 --> 00:10:55,573
I'm high as [bleep]!

316
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,908
[All laughing]

317
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,576
- Oh, yeah, yeah!
- Pbbbt!

318
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,769
[All laughing]

319
00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,248
I can't believe we went to the zoo.

320
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,716
- Yeah, man. That was sick.
- Um, guys?

321
00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,000
We did not go to the zoo.

322
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,335
Well, then how was I petting an owl?

323
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,155
- That wasn't an owl.
- That was me, man.

324
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,390
- I told you. That was him.
- [Hoots]

325
00:11:12,515 --> 00:11:13,548
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

326
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:14,967
Here's this week's bill.

327
00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:16,594
- Bill?
- Uh...

328
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,970
Okay, um, yeah.
Our, uh,

329
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,973
last drug dealer was pretty lax
with payments, so...

330
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,516
And I don't mean
to be a dick about it,

331
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,369
but one cool thing he did

332
00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:27,187
was he didn't really bring up
money that we owed him...

333
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,480
- Mm-mm.
- In front of us.

334
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,609
Yeah, that was kinda rude, ma'am.

335
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,735
[Chuckles] I think somebody's
on their period.

336
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,120
- Ew, grody.
- Listen.

337
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,072
I don't give a [bleep] what your
old dealer used to do.

338
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:38,883
You're with me now.

339
00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:41,826
Either I get paid,
or people get hurt.

340
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,413
- Uh...
- Okay, um,

341
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,747
we'll look at your bill.

342
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,091
$250 an hour

343
00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,726
to hang out with Lori Beth Denberg?

344
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:51,127
Okay, now,
that's actually a sweet deal.

345
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,498
The thing about this
is we don't actually own

346
00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,133
a lot of this money.

347
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,301
Sweetheart, if we're gonna
build a relationship,

348
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,136
it has to be built on trust.

349
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,805
I mean, that's... agh! Ow!

350
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,390
Ooh. Don't make me use
my meat strength...

351
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,727
- [Screams]
- Oh, my God!

352
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561
- Agh!
- What are you doing?

353
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,938
I'll be back here at 6:00 tomorrow.

354
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,398
If you don't have my money by then,

355
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,284
you won't just be dealing with me.

356
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:15,818
You'll be dealing with Cortez.

357
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,279
Uh, who's Cortez?

358
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,947
My boss.

359
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,199
Everything in this town
is run by Cortez.

360
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,328
He's a lot less understanding
than I am.

361
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,955
Well, that's weird, because
you're not very understanding.

362
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,362
What's the girl with the
dragon tattoo gonna do to us?

363
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,063
I'll tell you what
she's gonna do to us.

364
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,732
She's gonna cut off my dick
and feed it to me.

365
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,551
I have a very cut-offable dick.

366
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,052
And I'm hungry.

367
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,603
As soon as she dices
your little dick u...

368
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,681
- Your decent-sized dick up...
- Thank you.

369
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,559
The girl with the dragon
tattoo is going to kill us.

370
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:48,810
Hey guys.
[Guys screams]

371
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,111
- Jeez... us.
- Wow.

372
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,480
Announce yourself next time.

373
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,281
Sorry.
Uh, some friend of yours

374
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,715
brought you a steak lunch.

375
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,284
I thought it was snake lunch
at first,

376
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,945
but then she clarified
it's a steak lunch.

377
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,821
And I'm not jealous, P.S.

378
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,656
[Clears throat loudly]

379
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,740
Thank you.

380
00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:04,058
Looks like, uh,

381
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:07,578
dragon tats is coming around.

382
00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:09,030
Thank you.

383
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,582
She probably forgot we owe her money.

384
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,099
- Yeah.
- Stoners, right?

385
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,268
Here's a note.

386
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:15,503
Oh, come on.

387
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,771
"Enjoy this meal on me.

388
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,465
Sincerely, you know who." Guys.

389
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,942
You know who it probably is?

390
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,218
It's probably
the dragon-tattooed girl.

391
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,511
- Ah, boy.
- Yeah.

392
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,179
I feel like a silly goof, huh?

393
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,516
We were all worried about nooooo...-

394
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,719
no, no!

395
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:35,607
Judge Lance Ito!

396
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,959
Well, we are dealing
with a complete psychopath.

397
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,927
I guess we should just skip town
or something.

398
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,229
What? Dude, we're not gonna miss

399
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,597
the pizza eating contest.

400
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,465
Oh, yeah, we shouldn't miss it,

401
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:45,924
'cause that's the first place
she'll look, dude.

402
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,302
Or we kill her first, man!
[Panting]

403
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,037
Make it look like a lustful lover.

404
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,939
One of us is gonna
have to sleep with her.

405
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,908
I guess I'll have to bite the bullet.

406
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,169
And by bullet, I mean her vagina.

407
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,578
Guys, you're overthinking
this, all right?

408
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,614
We just need to outsmart her.

409
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,675
- We need to fool her somehow.
- Uh-huh.

410
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,219
What's the most tricked
you've ever been?

411
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,821
Both: <i>Shutter Ssland,</i>
Leonardo DiCaprio.

412
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,422
- Yes, exactly. And it...
- Yeah.

413
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,392
But that movie had at least
five twists in it.

414
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,761
So if we're gonna pull this off,

415
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:17,732
we need at least four.

416
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,609
Twists, guys.

417
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,135
- Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.

418
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,637
I was wondering,
'cause I didn't know...

419
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,530
- Four... I was like...
- I can't do everything.

420
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:25,806
[Birds chirping]

421
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,451
Oh, hey, what's up?

422
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,910
You got something for me?

423
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,945
Yeah. Yes.

424
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,498
I-I-I... yep, yep.
Hold up.

425
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,250
There it is, and it's all in there,

426
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,670
so, uh, go ahead and count it.

427
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,888
Better be.

428
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,323
But don't really count it.

429
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,344
It's me!
Cortez's boss!

430
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,346
- Oh!
- From the cartel.

431
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,298
So you better give me
the money, <i>Mami,</i>

432
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,351
'cause you work for me now.

433
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,728
[Laughing nasally]

434
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,105
Oh, [bleep].

435
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,806
I think that guy is in the cartel,

436
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,359
so you might want to hand over
all the real money to him.

437
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,905
All right, freeze, bad guys.

438
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,240
Special Agent Clements, D.E.A.

439
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,201
Under deep cover, following
these perps since I met 'em.

440
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,579
You're good to go.
I'm after the big fish.

441
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,039
Adam and Blake.

442
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:17,916
Or should I call you Miguel and Adam?

443
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,169
Ugh.

444
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,162
How'd you know it was me?

445
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,714
You got sloppy, kid.

446
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,299
Left behind too many clues.

447
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,635
It was no problem
for my boys in... ballistics

448
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,804
and my other boys in...

449
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,681
Forensics to find you after that.

450
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,266
- Makes sense. Sounds real.
- Yep.

451
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,726
Wait.

452
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,812
Are you really a cop?

453
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,229
Yes. You can go.
You're safe to go.

454
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,564
'Cause that would make, like,
a ton of sense

455
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,715
if Ders was a cop.

456
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,775
Ders is a cop!

457
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,384
You would make a good cop, dude.

458
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,695
I am a cop.

459
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,029
"Who stole my cereal?"

460
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,355
And now it's time to take you back

461
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,949
to shutter island.

462
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,617
None of this is real.

463
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,059
No one owes you any money.

464
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,536
You're a mental patient.
You know, you're...

465
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,795
Get the [bleep] off of me.

466
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,897
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hell no! No, no!

467
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,207
- Just...
- Uh...

468
00:15:58,373 --> 00:15:59,334
Are you kidding me?

469
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,419
You guys smoke way too much weed.

470
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,796
- Thank you.
- Get in the [bleep] van.

471
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,466
What's that noise?
Is it snakes?

472
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,301
I think she's peeing on the floor.

473
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,427
Please, can we just talk?

474
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,221
The time for talking is done.

475
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,413
When was the time for talking?

476
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,307
It seemed like there was no time

477
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,883
between you telling us
that we owed you money

478
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,186
and then you beating us up,
throwing us in a van.

479
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,820
Yeah, you know,
just for future reference,

480
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,355
just make sure people know
now is the time for talking

481
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,324
and now is the butt-kicking time,

482
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,569
'cause I'm sure we're not
the first people to think...

483
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:26,994
I have a blowtorch in my hand.

484
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,229
I don't have to explain [bleep]
to you guys.

485
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,698
- Okay.
- Thank you.

486
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,465
[Dramatic music]

487
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,100
♪ <i>Ay ay ay ♪</i>

488
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,336
[Spanish guitar music]

489
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,831
Oh, just in time.
Have fun.

490
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,668
♪

491
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,836
[Guys scream]

492
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,589
- Aah!
- Oh, we're so sorry!

493
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,549
Aah, please don't kill us!

494
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,949
Just let us live one more hour

495
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,618
so we can win Hella free pizza.

496
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,970
You like Hella free pizza, right?

497
00:16:53,136 --> 00:16:54,555
Kadoi, Braj.

498
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,856
Blake?

499
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,183
Karl!

500
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,392
I recognize that stink.

501
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,627
- Karl.
- Blake?

502
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,189
- Do mine!
- What the...

503
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,484
- You're Cortez?
- Whoa.

504
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,818
Not exactly.

505
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,153
Me and my dealer buddies made up

506
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,739
this psychopathic, crazy Mexican dude

507
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,200
so that we could scare people
into paying us.

508
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,078
All right? We all take turns
pretending to be him,

509
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,879
and this is my version.

510
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,582
I rocked a sweet <i>serape,</i>
a dope sombrero.

511
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,117
Then I take that hatchet over there,

512
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,627
and I take off my shirt,

513
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,220
and I scratch it on my chest,
and I say,

514
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,589
"pay me, bitch!"

515
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,507
- Ooh, sounds effective.
- Very smart.

516
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,192
It's rad, dude.
It's so much fun.

517
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,095
Braj, we're sorry
that we switched drug dealers.

518
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,390
Can we just go back
to how it used to be?

519
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,699
How do you expect me to do that?

520
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,935
You guys hurt me.

521
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,105
You know, yes,
I dealt to other people,

522
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,872
but when I put the weed
in those little kids' hands,

523
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,985
all I saw was your faces.

524
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,579
I'm out this game, dude.

525
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,573
I'm going to college.

526
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,159
Yuck. College?

527
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,257
Are we just gonna let him go?

528
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,625
And miss the pizza eating contest?

529
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,561
I don't think so.

530
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,674
Whoa, I just realized
we're at the steakhouse.

531
00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:20,600
Here we go.

532
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,797
♪ Come on, come on

533
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:23,812
♪ come on, come on, come on ♪

534
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,458
[Groans]

535
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:29,025
♪ Everybody come on

536
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,401
[crowd cheering]

537
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,207
Is it too hot for you?

538
00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:33,571
A little too hot for you?

539
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,444
Go on, now, get.

540
00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:37,379
Go on, now, get.

541
00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:38,702
Don't look back.

542
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,705
[Sad piano music]

543
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,620
[Hinges squeak]

544
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:49,925
♪

545
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,627
She's not coming.

546
00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:53,049
Huh?

547
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,430
I said she's not coming, buddy.

548
00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:56,803
You getting on or what?

549
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,501
Oh. Yeah.

550
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:02,600
It's not a she, though.
It's three dudes.

551
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,895
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪

552
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,443
♪ come on, come on

553
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:09,899
♪ everybody come on

554
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,401
- aah.
- Aah.

555
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,448
Yeah! Free pizza for a year!

556
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,617
- [Guys cheering]
- Whoa!

557
00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:19,034
You guys can really scarf.
Congrats.

558
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,411
Hey, you guys wanna go
shmmeeck a booowww?

559
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,191
Zeke, we gotta give you a rain check

560
00:19:23,316 --> 00:19:24,426
on that boooww shmeeeckin'.

561
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:25,665
Yeah.

562
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,095
We gotta stop our drug dealer

563
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,461
from making the worst mistake
of his life.

564
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:30,837
- He's going to college.
- Let's go.

565
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,879
Come on.

566
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,803
[Sad piano music]

567
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,177
♪

568
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,678
Yo, wait!
Here we are.

569
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,176
- Karl!
- Hey, Karl!

570
00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:42,515
- Braj.
- Karl, hey.

571
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,979
Stop this bus!

572
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:45,414
If you have a heart
in your chest cavity,

573
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:47,145
you will stop this bus, bro!

574
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,146
Stop the bus.

575
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,956
[Hinges squeak]

576
00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:55,824
Thanks for nothing, partner.

577
00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:57,030
Ow.

578
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,868
Ooh.

579
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,246
Oh great,
you won the pizza eating competition.

580
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,663
I know you'd be great.

581
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,540
Come on Braj, you won.

582
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:09,709
You don't have to go to college now.

583
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,127
Get Hella free pizza.

584
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:14,338
You guys didn't have to do this.

585
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,335
Yeah, I told 'em that.

586
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,285
Karl...

587
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:19,051
Would you be our drug dealer again?

588
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,596
I'd like that.

589
00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:23,765
Yes!

590
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,016
I always did love
selling you guys grass.

591
00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:28,496
No, it's not grass anymore.
We call it drug now.

592
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,196
****, bro.

593
00:20:31,321 --> 00:20:33,483
- All right.
- Good.

594
00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,156
He's good.

595
00:20:35,281 --> 00:20:37,652
- Light it up.
- Could handle that quick, dude.

596
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,704
All four at once.

597
00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:40,553
Oh, man.

598
00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:42,158
- Human genius.
- Light them up.

599
00:20:47,035 --> 00:20:49,582
It's almost it's making me
sneezing so bad.

600
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,542
That's a lot of stinks.

601
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,212
This is some of the best weed
I've ever smoked, man.

602
00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,134
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603
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,303
- What are you?
- He's my cousin!

604
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,398
Of course he is.

605
00:21:05,186 --> 00:21:06,580
I lost some weight.
Way to go.

606
00:21:06,705 --> 00:21:07,784
Oh, there it is!

607
00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:09,558
I'll go get it and strike on you!

