1 00:00:01,838 --> 00:00:03,148 Alice, perfect. 2 00:00:03,283 --> 00:00:05,736 You can time us. Yeah, here you go. 3 00:00:06,217 --> 00:00:07,331 - Yes. - What is this? 4 00:00:07,428 --> 00:00:09,386 Oh, Rancho Cucapizza 5 00:00:09,421 --> 00:00:11,509 is having a little promotional eating contest, 6 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,158 and the winner gets... Read that bottom line there. 7 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:15,953 Read that. 8 00:00:16,872 --> 00:00:19,821 Well, it said, uh, wins free pizza for a year! 9 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,919 Yeah, all we gotta do is eat a Humonga Cucamonga 10 00:00:22,044 --> 00:00:23,366 in under 30 minutes. 11 00:00:23,532 --> 00:00:24,655 See, they make the pizza so hot 12 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:25,989 that all the other dumb buffoons, 13 00:00:26,114 --> 00:00:28,058 they'll just burn their pipes. 14 00:00:28,183 --> 00:00:30,164 But we are no idiots. 15 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,650 Our mouths will already be burned. 16 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:34,331 - Yep, via spoons. - Mm-hmm. 17 00:00:34,348 --> 00:00:36,053 We're gonna put these hot spoons 18 00:00:36,098 --> 00:00:36,892 on our tongues. 19 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,174 - Yep. - We're gonna burn them 20 00:00:38,203 --> 00:00:39,528 so that the pizza won't burn them. 21 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:40,916 Okay, Alice, start the clock. 22 00:00:40,947 --> 00:00:42,213 - Yeah, start it. - We need you to time us. 23 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:43,410 Oh, she started, she started, start. 24 00:00:53,018 --> 00:00:54,881 Oh, God! Oh, thah wath tho hot! 25 00:00:54,906 --> 00:00:56,275 - What do we got? - What do we got for time? 26 00:00:56,311 --> 00:00:58,607 What's the time? Oh, she didn't thart the clock. 27 00:00:58,617 --> 00:01:00,323 - What? She didn't thart it? - Yeah, it was perfect. 28 00:01:00,341 --> 00:01:02,423 It's gonna sound real good on the phones. 29 00:01:02,611 --> 00:01:03,950 Jagmos. 30 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,272 I don't like how she always puth uth down 31 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:07,985 when we're trying to better ourthevles here. 32 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:10,807 And who are the idiots here? 33 00:01:11,126 --> 00:01:12,206 Round two. 34 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:16,255 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 35 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,717 I don't feel a thing. 36 00:01:26,842 --> 00:01:28,748 I'm stabbing the outta my tongue, dude. 37 00:01:28,858 --> 00:01:30,833 Might be bleeding, but I can't feel it. 38 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:32,963 I think it's safe to say our mouths are invincible. 39 00:01:32,981 --> 00:01:35,032 - Mark Wahlberg. - But that won't mean anything 40 00:01:35,082 --> 00:01:37,112 if I can't get stoned before the contest, 41 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:38,787 because I literally can't eat 42 00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:42,926 Yeah, man, I know. It's... 43 00:01:43,511 --> 00:01:45,319 I've called Karl, like, 16 times. 44 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:46,710 He's not picking up. 45 00:01:46,769 --> 00:01:48,146 I'm just worried about Karl. 46 00:01:48,154 --> 00:01:50,066 I don't like leaving him with his thoughts. 47 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,959 I could care less if he was dead or alive. 48 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,422 I don't want to sound cold, but you know me. 49 00:01:54,524 --> 00:01:56,463 I've got that Michael Phelps swim fan appetite. 50 00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:57,748 But my hungry hippos over here, 51 00:01:57,873 --> 00:01:59,670 you need weed to maximize the munch. 52 00:01:59,836 --> 00:02:01,919 I am a hungry, hungry hippo. 53 00:02:02,044 --> 00:02:04,755 And we need a new drug dealer... 54 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,135 Now. 55 00:02:06,301 --> 00:02:07,678 Where you gonna find a new drug dealer? 56 00:02:07,844 --> 00:02:09,726 You can't just go to a drug dealer store. 57 00:02:09,851 --> 00:02:12,930 I say we go to the seediest, most scummiest place 58 00:02:13,055 --> 00:02:16,033 in all of Rancho Cucamonga... 59 00:02:16,158 --> 00:02:17,855 A tattoo parlor. 60 00:02:22,798 --> 00:02:25,947 Adam, are you sure this is a place to find street drugs? 61 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,277 Just think, dude. 62 00:02:27,402 --> 00:02:30,013 All drug dealers have tattoos, right? 63 00:02:30,138 --> 00:02:34,284 Hence, thereforced... 64 00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:37,621 All tattoo parlors have drug dealers. 65 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:40,958 It's elementary school, my Emma Watson. 66 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:42,608 Right? Okay. Follow my lead. 67 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:44,034 We might have to speak in code. 68 00:02:44,052 --> 00:02:46,259 I don't know if he's undercover. I don't know, man. 69 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:48,925 Okeydokey. What can I do for ya? 70 00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:50,617 Something tribal, Chinese? 71 00:02:50,677 --> 00:02:53,008 I don't do curse words in any language. 72 00:02:53,056 --> 00:02:56,373 Well, we are looking to buy something 73 00:02:56,498 --> 00:02:58,942 so we may... 74 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:01,690 Smokey-boo? 75 00:03:01,856 --> 00:03:04,014 Because we've run out of things that we... 76 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:06,403 Schmooo. 77 00:03:06,569 --> 00:03:08,406 - What're you guys doing? - We want to buy 78 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:10,754 some weeeeerd, 79 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:14,912 so that we can put it in our beeerd and smeerrk it. 80 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,292 Smake in a pat. 81 00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:21,899 Get an apple, and then we can shmeek. 82 00:03:22,024 --> 00:03:23,462 Guys. 83 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:26,303 Love the energy, but you can't hang out here. 84 00:03:26,428 --> 00:03:29,640 This space is for customers. 85 00:03:29,765 --> 00:03:30,886 Okay. 86 00:03:31,052 --> 00:03:32,209 Aah! Haa! 87 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:34,348 - There we go. - Aah. 88 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:35,779 Oh, it looks so beautiful. 89 00:03:35,904 --> 00:03:37,351 - Yeah. - Princess. 90 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,615 Oh, that hurt a little. 91 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,351 You know what would numb the pain? 92 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:42,606 Weed. 93 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,150 Oh, ho, ho. 94 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,943 U got the wrong guy, pal. 95 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,691 Okay, he winked earlier. 96 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:50,614 That was... can I at least get the stud that I paid for? 97 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,491 I'm bummed, dude. 98 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:53,951 This is a bust. 99 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:55,432 Adam, this is not a bust. 100 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:57,121 You got a banging-ass bellybutton ring, bro. 101 00:03:57,287 --> 00:03:59,736 - Yes, you did. - Honestly... 102 00:03:59,861 --> 00:04:01,459 I don't even know if I'm gonna keep it. 103 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,150 - Oh, come... don't say that. - Adam, come on. 104 00:04:03,168 --> 00:04:04,311 - It's banging-ass. - Come on. 105 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:06,025 Banging-ass. It's lame-ass. 106 00:04:06,119 --> 00:04:07,557 Heard what you guys were asking for. 107 00:04:08,211 --> 00:04:10,368 Might be able to help you out. 108 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,448 Meet me out back in ten minutes. 109 00:04:13,909 --> 00:04:15,847 Hey. 110 00:04:16,013 --> 00:04:18,288 Make it 15. 111 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:21,725 I want to go to that pet store next door. 112 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,594 Whoa. Holy Moly. 113 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:27,318 So what exactly are you guys looking for? 114 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,028 - I don't do this, so... - Weed, mostly. 115 00:04:29,194 --> 00:04:31,030 Hash? Keef? Hybrids? 116 00:04:31,196 --> 00:04:33,782 Isolation tents, if you're into spiritual journeys? 117 00:04:34,147 --> 00:04:35,149 - Uh... - We are. 118 00:04:35,172 --> 00:04:36,295 - I could definitely. - Yeah. 119 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:37,469 Sample away. 120 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:39,519 - Oh, that's all you. - May I hit this? 121 00:04:41,436 --> 00:04:44,211 Strap me in. I'm ready to go to war. 122 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:46,392 War on my brain! 123 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:48,540 Hang on one minute here, okay? 124 00:04:48,582 --> 00:04:50,010 The stuff Karl gives us 125 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:51,179 has a bunch of stems in it. 126 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:52,989 How do we know this even comes from a plant? 127 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:54,031 - Yeah. - Right? 128 00:04:54,075 --> 00:04:56,088 Looks like you made it in a creepy crawler machine. 129 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:57,956 - What is that? - It's all purple. 130 00:04:57,985 --> 00:05:00,029 It's from our state-of-the-art grow house. 131 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:02,832 It's Enriquez goofing around during the harvest. 132 00:05:02,856 --> 00:05:03,787 Okay, okay. 133 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:04,962 God damn, you had me at Enriquez. 134 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:06,209 Sorry, Karl. 135 00:05:06,228 --> 00:05:07,671 I have those same pants. 136 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:09,453 Uh, and I notice you have a, uh... 137 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:12,634 Is that a hash-based olive oil substitute? 138 00:05:12,681 --> 00:05:14,642 - It is. Good eye. - Oh, wow. 139 00:05:14,702 --> 00:05:15,934 - Look at that. - That is nice. 140 00:05:15,971 --> 00:05:18,084 Yeah, I'm kind of a gourmand, so, uh... 141 00:05:18,101 --> 00:05:20,732 Whoo! I been daaancin'. 142 00:05:20,748 --> 00:05:22,774 This pretty thing took me to a whole new world. 143 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,176 I'll take it out there. 144 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,663 - Yeah. - Whoo! Can I keep this? 145 00:05:25,738 --> 00:05:27,995 - Hello, doc. - I'm keeping this. 146 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,999 ♪ Smoke that kush, pass that straw ♪ 147 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:33,078 ♪ Smoke that kush 148 00:05:33,188 --> 00:05:35,699 Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea. 149 00:05:35,824 --> 00:05:37,012 I am stoned. 150 00:05:37,178 --> 00:05:38,835 You know, Karl's weed, 151 00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:41,235 it's just fingering me, man. 152 00:05:41,369 --> 00:05:43,707 But this chick's soft, warm bud's 153 00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:45,092 rattling my "g" spot. 154 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,549 I like that, dude. 155 00:05:46,578 --> 00:05:48,873 - Guuuys. - Ooh. 156 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:51,768 Made some pretty dope beignets. 157 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:53,984 You get it? Dope, like grass. 158 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,100 There's grass in these beignets. 159 00:05:55,132 --> 00:05:56,753 - Oh, okay. - Very underused. 160 00:05:56,789 --> 00:06:00,040 Is it, now? Well, now it isn't, is it? 161 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,782 Isn't it? 162 00:06:01,836 --> 00:06:03,579 Dude, you should keep saying grass 163 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,373 because it's like a slice of Americana. 164 00:06:06,454 --> 00:06:07,664 - I will. - Yeah. 165 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:10,588 Pass me the grass, Mr. Roosevelt. 166 00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:13,768 Certainly, Mr. my friend Brent's dad. 167 00:06:13,962 --> 00:06:16,594 He's cool, man. He used to wear a cane. 168 00:06:16,616 --> 00:06:18,310 Any dude that wears a cane, you know he's, like... 169 00:06:18,353 --> 00:06:20,447 A gentleman. 170 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,975 - I got it. - Was that real? 171 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,976 - Who is it? - Um... 172 00:06:25,142 --> 00:06:26,149 An angel just got... 173 00:06:26,274 --> 00:06:27,317 Oh, God. 174 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:28,939 Oh, God, it's... it's Charl. 175 00:06:29,105 --> 00:06:30,454 - What? - It's Karl, man. It's Karl! 176 00:06:30,579 --> 00:06:32,275 - Hide it! Put it away! - Hide it, hide it, hide it. 177 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:33,557 We don't need to hide anything. 178 00:06:33,682 --> 00:06:34,958 We're not doing anything wrong, okay? 179 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,446 Let's just talk to him. 180 00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:37,948 We'll talk to him. 181 00:06:38,114 --> 00:06:39,408 Man to beast. 182 00:06:39,574 --> 00:06:41,910 Uh-huh. 183 00:06:42,076 --> 00:06:43,900 Well, look what washed ashore at the grossest beach 184 00:06:44,025 --> 00:06:45,135 I've ever been to. 185 00:06:46,748 --> 00:06:47,804 Hey, sorry I've been off the grid 186 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,084 for a little bit, guys. 187 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,638 This dog ate my phone, 188 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:51,826 and then I had to adopt her, 189 00:06:51,838 --> 00:06:53,493 and now I'm just waiting for her to pass it. 190 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:55,357 - Sure. - C'est la vie. 191 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,317 I wonder who that is. 192 00:07:01,472 --> 00:07:03,433 Anyway, what's been going on with you guys, huh? 193 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,971 - What's happening over here? - Pbbt. Nothing, man. 194 00:07:05,998 --> 00:07:07,626 We're just trying to function. 195 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:09,574 Whose weed is that? 196 00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:12,668 Ohhh, that's... 197 00:07:12,802 --> 00:07:14,430 We got... that's your weed. 198 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,612 We only buy weed from you, baby. 199 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:18,735 You think I don't know what my weed looks like, man? 200 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,241 What is going on here? 201 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,492 - Um... - Karl... 202 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:24,908 We have needs, right? 203 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:27,664 And you, frankly, were not meeting those needs. 204 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:29,436 So you went to a stranger for your weed? 205 00:07:29,707 --> 00:07:32,883 No, we went to a stranger for grass. 206 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:34,312 We're calling it grass now. 207 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,446 Grass? What the heck are you talk... 208 00:07:36,478 --> 00:07:38,091 What... what is he even talking about? 209 00:07:38,112 --> 00:07:39,484 It was just once, Karl. 210 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:43,620 It didn't mean anything. 211 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:46,013 Were they... 212 00:07:46,221 --> 00:07:48,231 Better than me? 213 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,178 Not better. 214 00:07:51,753 --> 00:07:53,800 Just different. 215 00:07:53,985 --> 00:07:54,972 No. 216 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:57,196 She's better. She's way better. 217 00:07:57,484 --> 00:08:00,116 You know why? 'Cause she opened my eyes to a world of weed 218 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,483 that I never even knew about 219 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,790 with gadgets and gizmos and edibles. 220 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,255 - Edibles? - Yeah. 221 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,328 What's that? 222 00:08:06,388 --> 00:08:08,930 Don't play dumb. It means, like, pot brownies. 223 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:11,984 Pot brownies? No, brownies are made out of fudge, Blake. 224 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:12,875 Come on. You know that. 225 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,950 Well, maybe that's part of the problem, Karl. 226 00:08:15,446 --> 00:08:17,419 You ever think of that, man? 227 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:18,933 You guys are acting crazy right now. 228 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,152 You're all acting insane. 229 00:08:20,176 --> 00:08:22,340 You're... you're smoking brownies, and you're eating weed? 230 00:08:22,373 --> 00:08:23,916 It's called grass now! 231 00:08:23,969 --> 00:08:25,388 Oh, you wanna yell? Let's yell! 232 00:08:25,412 --> 00:08:27,012 Don't do this, Karl! 233 00:08:27,055 --> 00:08:30,549 You did this! Not me! 234 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,460 And what's funny is I even found you dudes a present, 235 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:34,828 because I was thinking about you dudes. 236 00:08:34,908 --> 00:08:37,454 Joe Dirt, man. In the dirt. 237 00:08:37,529 --> 00:08:39,535 Freakin' see ya. 238 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:40,904 I hope she was worth it. 239 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:42,843 Because you threw away something special. 240 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,438 I thought we were Brajes. 241 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,579 Now, if you'll excuse me, 242 00:08:46,603 --> 00:08:48,476 I need to try and take this phone call. 243 00:08:51,252 --> 00:08:53,721 Hello? Hello? 244 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,988 Happens when you give an animal an animal. 245 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:57,618 Guys, I know this hurts right now, 246 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,531 but it's for the best. 247 00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,660 Mommy, if you can hear me, 248 00:09:01,878 --> 00:09:03,350 I need you now. 249 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:10,085 That is good, very good. 250 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:11,942 I've been talking with the dudes, 251 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:15,375 and we love what we've been shmeeking. 252 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,025 Compared to our last guy, you... 253 00:09:18,071 --> 00:09:19,321 are the kitty's titties. 254 00:09:19,336 --> 00:09:20,792 - The kitty's titties. Meow. - He ain't lying. 255 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:22,660 Why don't you guys shut up and check under your chairs? 256 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:26,980 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 257 00:09:27,105 --> 00:09:28,347 Oh, my God! 258 00:09:28,513 --> 00:09:30,599 I feel like a spy right now. 259 00:09:30,765 --> 00:09:32,977 Bong. James Bong. 260 00:09:33,143 --> 00:09:34,921 Bong, James Bong. 261 00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:36,272 James Bong. 262 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:37,564 James Bong. 263 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:38,925 Stick around, boys. 264 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,651 I have another surprise for you later. 265 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:41,819 - Surprises? - Another surprise. 266 00:09:41,985 --> 00:09:43,430 She has so many surprises. 267 00:09:43,555 --> 00:09:46,031 Uh-oh. This is awkward. 268 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,228 Just let it happen. 269 00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:48,459 - Here he comes. - Let it happen. 270 00:09:48,491 --> 00:09:49,901 Hey, Karl. 271 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,981 - I'm not following you. - Okay. 272 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:55,123 You look, uh... 273 00:09:55,841 --> 00:09:57,416 You look high. 274 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,613 Well, we are. 275 00:10:00,738 --> 00:10:01,797 Really high. 276 00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:04,884 That's great. That's great. 277 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:07,487 You know that that's all I ever really wanted for you, 278 00:10:07,612 --> 00:10:09,063 is for you guys to be high. 279 00:10:09,135 --> 00:10:11,061 - Mm-hmm. - Yep, we know, Karl. 280 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:11,724 Thank you. 281 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,669 Hey, you know what? 282 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:15,228 I got a little, uh, grass. 283 00:10:15,288 --> 00:10:17,094 Okay, damn it, Karl. 284 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:21,249 I think we all know that's not a good idea. 285 00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:25,905 Okay. 286 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,446 Come on, rumba. 287 00:10:33,204 --> 00:10:34,454 Smells like wet garbage. 288 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:36,649 - Yeah. - Oh, I got it. 289 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:38,417 So listen, guys. 290 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,919 I don't know what you're up to later, 291 00:10:40,044 --> 00:10:41,855 but I'm dropping some product off 292 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,006 at a celebrity client's house. 293 00:10:44,659 --> 00:10:46,253 You guys want to tag along? 294 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:48,094 Meet Lori Beth Denberg? 295 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:50,095 - From all that? - Yeah. 296 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,929 - What? - Whoa, ho, ho, ho! 297 00:10:51,972 --> 00:10:53,943 And the day keeps getting better. 298 00:10:53,973 --> 00:10:56,036 Got some vital information for you. 299 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,437 I'm high as! 300 00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:00,440 - Oh, yeah, yeah! - Pbbbt! 301 00:11:04,736 --> 00:11:06,249 I can't believe we went to the zoo. 302 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:08,252 - Yeah, man. That was sick. - Um, guys? 303 00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:09,722 We did not go to the zoo. 304 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,324 Well, then how was I petting an owl? 305 00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:13,019 - That wasn't an owl. - That was me, man. 306 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:14,318 I told you. That was him. 307 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,412 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. 308 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,244 Here's this week's bill. 309 00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:18,683 - Bill? - Uh... 310 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,959 Okay, um, yeah. Our, uh, 311 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,977 last drug dealer was pretty lax with payments, so... 312 00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:25,522 And I don't mean to be a dick about it, 313 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:26,979 but one cool thing he did 314 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:29,501 was he didn't really bring up money that we owed him... 315 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,097 - Mm-mm. - In front of us. 316 00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:34,085 Yeah, that was kinda rude, ma'am. 317 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,111 I think somebody's on their period. 318 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:37,444 - Ew, grody. - Listen. 319 00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:39,284 I don't give a what your old dealer used to do. 320 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:41,147 You're with me now. 321 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:43,774 Either I get paid, or people get hurt. 322 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:46,414 - Uh... - Okay, um, 323 00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:47,735 we'll look at your bill. 324 00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:49,252 $250 an hour 325 00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:50,915 to hang out with Lori Beth Denberg? 326 00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:52,907 Okay, now, that's actually a sweet deal. 327 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:56,175 The thing about this is we don't actually own 328 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:57,997 a lot of this money. 329 00:11:58,163 --> 00:12:00,301 Sweetheart, if we're gonna build a relationship, 330 00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:02,000 it has to be built on trust. 331 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,669 I mean, that's... agh! Ow! 332 00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:06,254 Ooh. Don't make me use my meat strength... 333 00:12:06,831 --> 00:12:08,719 Oh, my God! 334 00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:10,542 - Agh! - What are you doing? 335 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:12,013 I'll be back here at 6:00 tomorrow. 336 00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:13,661 If you don't have my money by then, 337 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:15,417 you won't just be dealing with me. 338 00:12:15,479 --> 00:12:17,373 You'll be dealing with Cortez. 339 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,791 Uh, who's Cortez? 340 00:12:20,028 --> 00:12:21,327 My boss. 341 00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,469 Everything in this town is run by Cortez. 342 00:12:23,623 --> 00:12:26,248 He's a lot less understanding than I am. 343 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,001 Well, that's weird, because you're not very understanding. 344 00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:36,976 What's the girl with the dragon tattoo gonna do to us? 345 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:38,677 I'll tell you what she's gonna do to us. 346 00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:40,346 She's gonna cut off my dick and feed it to me. 347 00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:42,165 I have a very cut-offable dick. 348 00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:43,666 And I'm hungry. 349 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:45,217 As soon as she dices your little dick u... 350 00:12:45,342 --> 00:12:47,295 - Your decent-sized dick up... - Thank you. 351 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:50,173 The girl with the dragon tattoo is going to kill us. 352 00:12:50,339 --> 00:12:51,424 Hey guys. 353 00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:52,725 - Jeez... us. - Wow. 354 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,094 Announce yourself next time. 355 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,895 Sorry. Uh, some friend of yours 356 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,329 brought you a steak lunch. 357 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:58,898 I thought it was snake lunch at first, 358 00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:00,559 but then she clarified it's a steak lunch. 359 00:13:00,725 --> 00:13:02,435 And I'm not jealous, P.S. 360 00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,354 Thank you. 361 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,672 Looks like, uh, 362 00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:10,192 dragon tats is coming around. 363 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,496 Thank you. 364 00:13:11,519 --> 00:13:13,296 She probably forgot we owe her money. 365 00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:14,713 - Yeah. - Stoners, right? 366 00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,882 Here's a note. 367 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,210 Oh, come on. 368 00:13:18,242 --> 00:13:19,892 "Enjoy this meal on me. 369 00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,080 Sincerely, you know who." Guys. 370 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,334 You know who it probably is? 371 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,951 It's probably the dragon-tattooed girl. 372 00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:26,125 - Ah, boy. - Yeah. 373 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,793 I feel like a silly goof, huh? 374 00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:31,130 We were all worried about nooooo...- 375 00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:34,333 no, no! 376 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:38,221 Judge Lance Ito! 377 00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:41,187 Well, we are dealing with a complete psychopath. 378 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,043 I guess we should just skip town or something. 379 00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:44,255 What? Dude, we're not gonna miss 380 00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:45,982 the pizza eating contest. 381 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,288 Oh, yeah, we shouldn't miss it, 382 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:48,963 'cause that's the first place she'll look, dude. 383 00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:51,085 Or we kill her first, man! 384 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,300 Make it look like a lustful lover. 385 00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:55,102 One of us is gonna have to sleep with her. 386 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,015 I guess I'll have to bite the bullet. 387 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,879 And by bullet, I mean her vagina. 388 00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:00,514 Guys, you're overthinking this, all right? 389 00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:02,443 We just need to outsmart her. 390 00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:04,408 - We need to fool her somehow. - Uh-huh. 391 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,906 What's the most tricked you've ever been? 392 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,965 Shutter Island, Leonardo DiCaprio. 393 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,128 - Yes, exactly. And it... - Yeah. 394 00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:14,006 But that movie had at least five twists in it. 395 00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:16,762 So if we're gonna pull this off, 396 00:14:16,843 --> 00:14:20,689 we need at least four. 397 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,750 Twists, guys. 398 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:23,761 - Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 399 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,089 I was wondering, 'cause I didn't know... 400 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,249 - Four... I was like... - I can't do everything. 401 00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:30,065 Oh, hey, what's up? 402 00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:31,524 You got something for me? 403 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,559 Yeah. Yes. 404 00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:36,112 I-I-I... yep, yep. Hold up. 405 00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:38,864 There it is, and it's all in there, 406 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,284 so, uh, go ahead and count it. 407 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,502 Better be. 408 00:14:43,627 --> 00:14:44,937 But don't really count it. 409 00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:48,958 It's me! Cortez's boss! 410 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:50,960 - Oh! - From the cartel. 411 00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:52,912 So you better give me the money, Mami, 412 00:14:53,037 --> 00:14:55,965 'cause you work for me now. 413 00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:59,719 Oh,. 414 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,420 I think that guy is in the cartel, 415 00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:03,973 so you might want to hand over all the real money to him. 416 00:15:04,139 --> 00:15:07,519 All right, freeze, bad guys. 417 00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:09,854 Special Agent Clements, D.E.A. 418 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,815 Under deep cover, following these perps since I met 'em. 419 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,193 You're good to go. I'm after the big fish. 420 00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:16,653 Adam and Blake. 421 00:15:16,819 --> 00:15:20,530 Or should I call you Miguel and Adam? 422 00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:21,783 Ugh. 423 00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:23,776 How'd you know it was me? 424 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:25,328 You got sloppy, kid. 425 00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:26,913 Left behind too many clues. 426 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:30,249 It was no problem for my boys in... ballistics 427 00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:32,418 and my other boys in... 428 00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:34,295 Forensics to find you after that. 429 00:15:34,461 --> 00:15:35,880 - Makes sense. Sounds real. - Yep. 430 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,340 Wait. 431 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:39,426 Are you really a cop? 432 00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:41,267 Yes. You can go. You're safe to go. 433 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:42,799 'Cause that would make, like, a ton of sense 434 00:15:42,831 --> 00:15:43,816 if Ders was a cop. 435 00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,128 Ders is a cop! 436 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,922 You would make a good cop, dude. 437 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:47,741 I am a cop. 438 00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:49,072 "Who stole my cereal?" 439 00:15:49,096 --> 00:15:50,610 And now it's time to take you back 440 00:15:50,631 --> 00:15:52,100 to shutter island. 441 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,380 None of this is real. 442 00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,066 No one owes you any money. 443 00:15:55,078 --> 00:15:56,430 You're a mental patient. You know, you're... 444 00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:57,540 Get the off of me. 445 00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:59,555 Oh, no, no, no, no. Hell no! No, no! 446 00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:01,225 - Just... - Uh... 447 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:02,503 Are you kidding me? 448 00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:04,331 You guys smoke way too much weed. 449 00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:06,572 - Thank you. - Get in the van. 450 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,441 What's that noise? Is it snakes? 451 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,139 I think she's peeing on the floor. 452 00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:12,270 Please, can we just talk? 453 00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:13,960 The time for talking is done. 454 00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:15,397 When was the time for talking? 455 00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:16,697 It seemed like there was no time 456 00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:19,007 between you telling us that we owed you money 457 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,930 and then you beating us up, throwing us in a van. 458 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,507 Yeah, you know, just for future reference, 459 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:24,826 just make sure people know now is the time for talking 460 00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,165 and now is the butt-kicking time, 461 00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:28,301 'cause I'm sure we're not the first people to think... 462 00:16:28,349 --> 00:16:29,535 I have a blowtorch in my hand. 463 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:30,998 I don't have to explain to you guys. 464 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,393 - Okay. - Thank you. 465 00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:35,714 ♪ Ay ay ay ♪ 466 00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:41,445 Oh, just in time. Have fun. 467 00:16:46,616 --> 00:16:48,203 - Aah! - Oh, we're so sorry! 468 00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:50,163 Aah, please don't kill us! 469 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:51,563 Just let us live one more hour 470 00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:53,232 so we can win Hella free pizza. 471 00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,584 You like Hella free pizza, right? 472 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,169 Kadoi, Braj. 473 00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:58,470 Blake? 474 00:16:58,595 --> 00:16:59,797 Karl! 475 00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:01,006 I recognize that stink. 476 00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,241 - Karl. - Blake? 477 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:05,803 - Do mine! - What the... 478 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:08,098 - You're Cortez? - Whoa. 479 00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:09,432 Not exactly. 480 00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,767 Me and my dealer buddies made up 481 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,353 this psychopathic, crazy Mexican dude 482 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:16,814 so that we could scare people into paying us. 483 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,692 All right? We all take turns pretending to be him, 484 00:17:19,817 --> 00:17:21,493 and this is my version. 485 00:17:21,618 --> 00:17:24,196 I rocked a sweet serape, a dope sombrero. 486 00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:25,731 Then I take that hatchet over there, 487 00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:27,241 and I take off my shirt, 488 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:28,834 and I scratch it on my chest, and I say, 489 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,203 "pay me, bitch!" 490 00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:32,121 - Ooh, sounds effective. - Very smart. 491 00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,806 It's rad, dude. It's so much fun. 492 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,709 Braj, we're sorry that we switched drug dealers. 493 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:40,004 Can we just go back to how it used to be? 494 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,313 How do you expect me to do that? 495 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,549 You guys hurt me. 496 00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:45,719 You know, yes, I dealt to other people, 497 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:47,486 but when I put the weed in those little kids' hands, 498 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:51,599 all I saw was your faces. 499 00:17:51,765 --> 00:17:54,193 I'm out this game, dude. 500 00:17:54,318 --> 00:17:56,187 I'm going to college. 501 00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:58,773 Yuck. College? 502 00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:05,871 Are we just gonna let him go? 503 00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,239 And miss the pizza eating contest? 504 00:18:07,364 --> 00:18:10,175 I don't think so. 505 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,288 Whoa, I just realized we're at the steakhouse. 506 00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:24,570 Here we go. 507 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:25,767 ♪ Come on, come on 508 00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:27,782 ♪ come on, come on, come on ♪ 509 00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:32,995 ♪ Everybody come on 510 00:18:34,537 --> 00:18:36,177 Is it too hot for you? 511 00:18:36,302 --> 00:18:37,541 A little too hot for you? 512 00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:39,414 Go on, now, get. 513 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,349 Go on, now, get. 514 00:18:41,474 --> 00:18:42,672 Don't look back. 515 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,597 She's not coming. 516 00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:57,019 Huh? 517 00:18:57,185 --> 00:18:59,400 I said she's not coming, buddy. 518 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:00,773 You getting on or what? 519 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,471 Oh. Yeah. 520 00:19:03,596 --> 00:19:06,570 It's not a she, though. It's three dudes. 521 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:09,865 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 522 00:19:10,031 --> 00:19:12,413 ♪ Come on, come on 523 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:13,869 ♪ everybody come on 524 00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:15,371 - aah. - Aah. 525 00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:17,418 Yeah! Free pizza for a year! 526 00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:19,587 Whoa! 527 00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:23,004 You guys can really scarf. Congrats. 528 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,381 Hey, you guys wanna go shmmeeck a booowww? 529 00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:27,161 Zeke, we gotta give you a rain check 530 00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:28,396 on that boooww shmeeeckin'. 531 00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:29,635 Yeah. 532 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,065 We gotta stop our drug dealer 533 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,431 from making the worst mistake of his life. 534 00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:34,807 - He's going to college. - Let's go. 535 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:35,849 Come on. 536 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,648 Yo, wait! Here we are. 537 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,146 - Karl! - Hey, Karl! 538 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,485 - Braj. - Karl, hey. 539 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:47,949 Stop this bus! 540 00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:49,384 If you have a heart in your chest cavity, 541 00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:51,115 you will stop this bus, bro! 542 00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:53,116 Stop the bus. 543 00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,794 Thanks for nothing, partner. 544 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:01,000 Ow. 545 00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,838 Ooh. 546 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,216 Oh great, you won the pizza eating competition. 547 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,633 I know you'd be great. 548 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:11,510 Come on Braj, you won. 549 00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:13,679 You don't have to go to college now. 550 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,097 Get Hella free pizza. 551 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,308 You guys didn't have to do this. 552 00:20:18,474 --> 00:20:19,305 Yeah, I told 'em that. 553 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,255 Karl... 554 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:23,021 Would you be our drug dealer again? 555 00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:26,566 I'd like that. 556 00:20:26,732 --> 00:20:27,735 Yes! 557 00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:29,986 I always did love selling you guys grass. 558 00:20:30,152 --> 00:20:32,466 No, it's not grass anymore. We call it drug now. 559 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,276 Well then let's blow****, bro. 560 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,453 - All right. - Good. 561 00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:39,126 He's good. 562 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,622 - Light it up. - Could handle that quick, dude. 563 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,674 All four at once. 564 00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:44,523 Oh, man. 565 00:20:44,648 --> 00:20:46,128 - Human genius. - Light them up. 566 00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:53,552 It's almost it's making me sneezing so bad. 567 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,461 That's a lot of stinks. 568 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:58,062 This is some of the best weed I've ever smoked, man. 569 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:03,716 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio