1 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:06,991 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:08,632 Mama, mommy's trying to talk. 3 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,425 Nancy: It's for you. 4 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:14,149 To grow and to do what you love. 5 00:00:15,195 --> 00:00:16,736 It's great. 6 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:19,602 Um... Andy... 7 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:22,654 You're a man of big ideas. 8 00:00:22,774 --> 00:00:23,804 What do you want? 9 00:00:23,839 --> 00:00:24,837 I want my son. 10 00:00:24,871 --> 00:00:25,850 I've been inside you. 11 00:00:25,957 --> 00:00:28,162 Getting Stevie is not gonna be the answer to your problems. 12 00:00:28,282 --> 00:00:29,319 The spirit of compromise. 13 00:00:29,353 --> 00:00:32,616 Everyone's a little happy, everyone's a little miserable. 14 00:00:33,191 --> 00:00:34,300 It's family. 15 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:35,817 Man: Cadets! 16 00:00:35,851 --> 00:00:38,216 When you graduate from this police academy, 17 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,580 you will be the first line of defense. 18 00:00:40,614 --> 00:00:43,544 Nancy: We celebrate the closing of escrow on this, 19 00:00:44,201 --> 00:00:46,898 the Botwin-Price-Gray family compound, 20 00:00:46,932 --> 00:00:50,496 with significant contributions from the Wilson fund. 21 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:51,961 CFO? 22 00:00:51,995 --> 00:00:53,460 That's a promotion, right? 23 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:55,891 You are gonna have so much money. 24 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,489 An experiment, to be sure, 25 00:00:57,523 --> 00:00:59,888 but really... the only solution. 26 00:01:01,753 --> 00:01:03,551 May we not kill one another? 27 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,249 [ Chuckles ] 28 00:01:09,147 --> 00:01:10,145 Shayla! 29 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:12,378 I swear to God. 30 00:01:12,413 --> 00:01:13,645 [ Chuckles ] 31 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:16,874 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:16,908 --> 00:01:19,540 Whoo! 33 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:23,835 [ Gunshot ] 34 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:31,796 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside ♪ 35 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,393 ♪ little boxes made of ticky-tacky ♪ 36 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,892 ♪ little boxes on the hillside ♪ 37 00:01:36,926 --> 00:01:39,156 ♪ little boxes all the same ♪ 38 00:01:39,797 --> 00:01:42,362 ♪ there's a green one and a pink one ♪ 39 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:45,059 ♪ and a blue one and a yellow one ♪ 40 00:01:45,093 --> 00:01:47,456 ♪ and they're all made out of ticky-tacky ♪ 41 00:01:47,491 --> 00:01:50,387 ♪ and they all look just the same ♪ 44 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:01,349 ♪ where they were put in boxes ♪ 45 00:02:01,384 --> 00:02:04,082 ♪ and they came out all the same ♪ 46 00:02:04,547 --> 00:02:07,110 ♪ and there's doctors and lawyers ♪ 47 00:02:07,145 --> 00:02:09,839 ♪ and business executives ♪ 48 00:02:09,873 --> 00:02:12,211 ♪ and they're all made out of ticky-tacky ♪ 49 00:02:12,246 --> 00:02:14,474 ♪ and they all look just the same ♪ 50 00:02:14,737 --> 00:02:19,735 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:23,082 [ Heavy breathing ] 52 00:02:23,117 --> 00:02:27,190 [ Muffled ] Nancy? Ohh, ohh. Oh, Jesus. Pants? 53 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,440 Nancy: [ Muffled ] I should have used the plastic glasses, 54 00:02:29,547 --> 00:02:31,591 but wine always tastes better in glass. 55 00:02:31,626 --> 00:02:32,718 Don't you think? 56 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,380 Is everyone wearing shoes? 57 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:35,467 Silas, call 911. 58 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:36,301 Silas! 59 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,657 Zapatos. Zappos. 60 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,614 Do you think that's why they call it Zappos? 61 00:02:39,649 --> 00:02:41,906 Because "shoes" in Spanish is "zapatos." 62 00:02:41,941 --> 00:02:45,948 - Jesus. Don't move. - No, it's okay. I'm wearing sandals from Zappos. 63 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:48,295 Silas, take out your phone and dial! 64 00:02:48,329 --> 00:02:50,257 I said no phones at the table. 65 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:53,114 - What's that noise? - Holy shit. 66 00:02:53,234 --> 00:02:56,061 My nose is tingling. Would you help me up, Andy? 67 00:02:56,095 --> 00:02:59,356 - Um, I think you should stay right where you are. - Why? 68 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,903 Silas: [ Muffled ] She's been shot. M-my mom's been shot in the head. 69 00:03:02,023 --> 00:03:03,955 What? Whose mom? 70 00:03:06,858 --> 00:03:08,158 Shayla, don't look. 71 00:03:08,192 --> 00:03:10,160 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 72 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:12,163 [ Breathing heavily ] 73 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:18,368 Oh, motherfucker! 74 00:03:25,132 --> 00:03:27,208 [ Birds chirping ] 75 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:33,101 [ Tires screech ] 76 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,099 [ Tires screech ] 77 00:03:39,134 --> 00:03:41,044 [ Siren wailing ] 78 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,023 Aah! 79 00:03:44,648 --> 00:03:46,476 [ Indistinct radio chatter ] 80 00:03:49,802 --> 00:03:51,148 Do you know your name? 81 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:52,994 I do. I know my name. 82 00:03:53,028 --> 00:03:54,535 - Nancy Botwin. - I'm not asking you. 83 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:55,783 I'm asking her. I'm assessing. 84 00:03:55,817 --> 00:03:57,630 Oh. Sorry. Oh. 85 00:03:57,855 --> 00:03:59,438 Nancy, how many fingers am I holding up? 86 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:01,184 [ Exhales sharply ] 87 00:04:01,219 --> 00:04:02,525 Over here. 88 00:04:03,392 --> 00:04:06,312 Three -- three very long, elegant fingers. 89 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,613 - Do you play the piano? - No, I don't. 90 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:12,312 - Do you have a very happy girlfriend? - Let's let him ask the questions, okay, mom? 91 00:04:12,432 --> 00:04:13,867 It's okay. I just need to keep her talking. 92 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,291 - But you're trying to assess. - Hey, don't tell me how to do my job, okay? 93 00:04:16,411 --> 00:04:19,754 Don't snap at my kid, long-finger man. [ Chuckles ] 94 00:04:19,788 --> 00:04:22,321 Long fingers snapped. [ Laughs ] 95 00:04:22,356 --> 00:04:23,479 Nancy, do you know what year it is? 96 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:26,157 You don't know? Doomsday is coming. 97 00:04:26,191 --> 00:04:27,678 Not really, though. 98 00:04:27,712 --> 00:04:29,292 You still haven't answered the question, mom. 99 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:31,820 Oh, right. Uh, what's your name? 100 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,008 - Mike. - Mike. 101 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:34,663 You can call me Nancy. 102 00:04:34,698 --> 00:04:35,822 Nancy, do you know what's happened to you? 103 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,882 Yeah. I broke a glass. 104 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,080 [ Inhales sharply ] 105 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,258 Nancy, can you count back from 100 by 7s for me? 106 00:04:41,292 --> 00:04:45,462 Uh, I -- I'm so bad at math. 107 00:04:45,497 --> 00:04:47,595 I'm really good at boggle, though. 108 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,965 On a five-by-five, I once spelled "pilsners," 109 00:04:51,085 --> 00:04:52,067 like the beers. 110 00:04:52,187 --> 00:04:55,172 Nine letters, motherfuckers. 111 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,790 All right, Nancy, we're about to get to the hospital now. 112 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:58,736 Oh, 'cause I've been shot in the head. 113 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,900 'Cause you've been shot in the head. 114 00:05:00,935 --> 00:05:02,831 [ Breathes deeply ] Motherfucker. 115 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:06,427 I'm just gonna close my eyes. Is that okay? 116 00:05:06,461 --> 00:05:09,452 - Nancy, I need you to keep talking to me, sweetheart. - Okay. 117 00:05:09,487 --> 00:05:11,180 [ Cellphone rings ] Nancy? Hey. 118 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:13,077 - Nancy! - Mom? Mom? 119 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:13,943 Mom! 120 00:05:13,978 --> 00:05:14,844 Mom! 121 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:16,812 Mom! 122 00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:18,876 [ Ringing ] 123 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,604 [ Cellphone beeps ] 124 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,029 What the fuck? Andy, let's go! 125 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,100 Shut up, Jill. 126 00:05:25,135 --> 00:05:28,076 Shut your mouth and shut it and shut up and shut up! 127 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:29,679 Okay, come on. We're leaving. 128 00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:30,736 She asked me to pack things for her. 129 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:32,627 Those were her last words -- "pack me some stuff." 130 00:05:32,747 --> 00:05:35,261 Andy, she doesn't need a silk camisole and a thong. 131 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:37,231 There was blood all over her. 132 00:05:37,265 --> 00:05:38,398 [ Sighs ] 133 00:05:38,432 --> 00:05:40,531 They'll clean her up. 134 00:05:40,564 --> 00:05:42,962 They'll put her in a hospital gown. 135 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,163 Let's go. 136 00:05:44,198 --> 00:05:45,532 Later you can go through her underwear 137 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:46,834 while I go through her jewelry. 138 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,372 What is wrong with you? 139 00:05:48,406 --> 00:05:50,244 I'm dark and dry in a crisis. 140 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,181 You can't hold it against me. We all have our ways. 141 00:05:53,301 --> 00:05:54,596 Doug: Hey. Are we going? 142 00:05:54,716 --> 00:05:56,404 I'd kind of like to get the fuck out of here. 143 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,084 - Where's Shane? - He took off into the woods. 144 00:05:58,119 --> 00:05:59,654 He ran after the shooter. 145 00:05:59,688 --> 00:06:01,445 - Fuck. That kid's got balls. - Or did. 146 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:02,971 They might be shot off by now. 147 00:06:03,006 --> 00:06:04,936 You are bad people. 148 00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:07,386 Listen, the Mexican kid is hiding in the pantry. 149 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:08,790 I really think we should leave. 150 00:06:08,825 --> 00:06:12,567 Okay. All the essentials. Here we go. 151 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:13,536 Jill? 152 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,906 What if she dies? 153 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,341 She's not gonna die, Andy. 154 00:06:18,376 --> 00:06:19,576 Why not? 155 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:21,445 Because there is no God. 156 00:06:27,856 --> 00:06:29,588 Whimsy: What do you see, Pill-Pill? 157 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,489 Phillip: I see a mess. 158 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,324 Oh, I'm not surprised. 159 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,693 They seem like the messy types. 160 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,462 [ Panting ] 161 00:06:37,496 --> 00:06:39,297 Oh, I didn't see you there. 162 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:40,450 We're your neighbors, 163 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:43,802 the Ardmores -- Phillip and Whimsy. 164 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,500 I think you need to climb back down your ladder. 165 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,278 When the Brysons lived here, 166 00:06:47,398 --> 00:06:49,483 they had an eyesore of a play structure 167 00:06:49,603 --> 00:06:52,043 right up against the property line. 168 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:56,114 Their children used to climb up and pee into our yard. 169 00:06:56,148 --> 00:06:57,849 I got them with a hose 170 00:06:57,883 --> 00:07:00,585 and once with a fire extinguisher 171 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:02,120 and once with bees. 172 00:07:02,154 --> 00:07:03,252 Ask him about the ruckus. 173 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:05,556 Oh, right. What was all the ruckus? 174 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:06,891 My mother got hurt. 175 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:08,646 We live in an enclave, you know. 176 00:07:08,766 --> 00:07:10,356 This is an enclave. 177 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,924 We try to keep the noise level 178 00:07:12,044 --> 00:07:14,626 down to a civilized level of noise. 179 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,757 [ Sirens wailing ] Sorry if we disturbed you. 180 00:07:15,877 --> 00:07:18,662 I was checking the vole traps, and I heard a bang. 181 00:07:18,782 --> 00:07:20,842 - What was that bang? - It was an awful bang. 182 00:07:20,946 --> 00:07:22,047 [ Wailing stops ] It was a gunshot. 183 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:23,346 Gunshot?! 184 00:07:23,466 --> 00:07:25,617 Well, that's simply unacceptable. 185 00:07:25,651 --> 00:07:27,218 Those are not hunting woods. 186 00:07:27,253 --> 00:07:28,620 Those are strolling woods. 187 00:07:28,654 --> 00:07:31,323 O.S. Police! Freeze! Do not move! 188 00:07:31,357 --> 00:07:32,457 Oh, my. [ Mutters ] 189 00:07:32,492 --> 00:07:33,892 You, too, old people. 190 00:07:33,926 --> 00:07:34,993 Tipton. 191 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:37,161 - What did he say? - He called us old. 192 00:07:37,196 --> 00:07:39,096 This is my house. I live here. 193 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:41,194 Put the gun down. Put it down, Tipton. 194 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:42,693 S-sorry about that, folks. 195 00:07:42,727 --> 00:07:43,664 Come on. 196 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:45,427 You need to send some men over to Halcyon Road 197 00:07:45,462 --> 00:07:46,595 and get tire imprints. 198 00:07:46,629 --> 00:07:48,197 And she was shot from over there. 199 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:49,444 That's where you need to look for shell casings, 200 00:07:49,564 --> 00:07:51,273 potential hair samples, footprints, fingerprints, 201 00:07:51,393 --> 00:07:53,227 anything you can computer-check against known -- 202 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,768 one of your guys is stepping in her blood. 203 00:07:55,802 --> 00:07:58,337 - Oh, shit! - Son, how would you like a ride to the hospital? 204 00:07:58,372 --> 00:08:00,741 I'm sure you'd like to see how your mother's doing. 205 00:08:00,861 --> 00:08:02,642 I'm happy to zip you right over there 206 00:08:02,676 --> 00:08:04,044 while the men here look around. 207 00:08:04,078 --> 00:08:05,182 Jesus. Fine. 208 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:06,447 Please take me to the hospital 209 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:07,466 so I don't have to watch you guys 210 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:09,119 fuck up the crime scene anymore. 211 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,387 I'm watching you, kid. 212 00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:12,456 Good. Watch this. 213 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,291 We're going. Tipton, you're in charge. 214 00:08:14,325 --> 00:08:16,226 Where are they going? 215 00:08:16,261 --> 00:08:17,194 Messy. 216 00:08:17,228 --> 00:08:19,663 Messy types, for sure. 217 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,243 Can I get a coffee? 218 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:26,345 She gets coffee? 219 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:28,382 - I want flan. - Get whatever you want. 220 00:08:29,205 --> 00:08:31,206 Watch TV. Keep your phones on. Do not wander. 221 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:33,074 Stay in the cafeteria, or you come back here. 222 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:36,778 Okay, it's got to be the Mexicans, right? 223 00:08:36,812 --> 00:08:39,147 Sure. Mexicans. Why not? 224 00:08:39,182 --> 00:08:40,424 Does that mean they're gonna come back -- 225 00:08:40,544 --> 00:08:42,450 you know, to finish the job? 226 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:43,685 Unless they have. 227 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,021 Would we bury her next to dad? 228 00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:46,990 Can't. He's in a Jewish cemetery. 229 00:08:47,024 --> 00:08:50,093 She did conversion classes before Silas was born, remember? 230 00:08:50,127 --> 00:08:52,462 She never actually finished them, did she? 231 00:08:52,496 --> 00:08:54,230 I don't know. I know she took the classes. 232 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:56,499 Mom eats cheeseburgers and shrimp. 233 00:08:56,534 --> 00:08:58,401 We've had Christmas trees every year. 234 00:08:58,436 --> 00:09:01,070 Like most Jews. Maybe she did convert. 235 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,673 - Botwin family? - Yes, right here, yes. 236 00:09:03,707 --> 00:09:07,344 - Is she alive? - Yes. However, she is in a coma, and, uh-- 237 00:09:07,378 --> 00:09:08,611 I won't pull the plug. 238 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:09,879 I will. 239 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:12,448 I can do that for her. She did it for Bubbie. 240 00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:15,452 Oh, no, the coma is medically induced to arrest swelling. 241 00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:17,141 If we see the swelling has come down, we'll bring her out 242 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:19,135 and better assess where we are in terms of brain damage. 243 00:09:19,255 --> 00:09:21,191 - How long does that take? - We don't know yet. 244 00:09:21,225 --> 00:09:24,428 You didn't use that Michael Jackson drug, did you? 245 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:25,995 'Cause that didn't turn out too well. 246 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,964 Propofol, when properly administered and monitored, 247 00:09:27,999 --> 00:09:28,965 is a safe drug. 248 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,166 I don't know. 249 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:31,868 I had some for a colonoscopy once, 250 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:34,759 and, phew, crazy dreams -- monkeys fisting me. 251 00:09:34,879 --> 00:09:36,239 I mean, that's kind of weird, right? 252 00:09:36,273 --> 00:09:39,141 If you'd like to see her, you can go in one at a time. 253 00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:40,377 Did she say anything? 254 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,845 Before you put her in the coma, was she talking again? 255 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:44,780 Yes, she was, and that's a good sign. 256 00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:47,283 What did she say? Did she mention the name Andy? 257 00:09:47,318 --> 00:09:51,653 No, she only said that I had very pretty eyelashes. 258 00:09:51,688 --> 00:09:54,156 She's right. Your eyelashes are quite lush. 259 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,058 - What about the bullet? - Oh, it's in there. 260 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:57,493 We're gonna leave it in for now. 261 00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:58,961 So, who'd like to see her? 262 00:09:58,996 --> 00:10:00,130 - Both: I'll go first. - You go first. 263 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,666 - That's right, yeah. Go ahead. - This way. 264 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,368 Hello, Botwin family. 265 00:10:05,402 --> 00:10:08,070 I'm Mrs. Taft, hospital administration. 266 00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:10,127 So sorry for your situation 267 00:10:10,247 --> 00:10:12,709 and so sorry to be clobbering you with this now, 268 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:15,512 but we are a private hospital and blah, blah. 269 00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:17,046 How will you be paying? 270 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,682 I have forms. They need to be filled out. 271 00:10:19,716 --> 00:10:22,328 We're not Canada. We're not France. 272 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:25,851 We're not Taiwan, Costa Rica, Iraq, Oman, Sri Lanka, 273 00:10:25,971 --> 00:10:29,165 Argentina, New Zealand, Spain, Ireland, Israel, Portugal, 274 00:10:29,285 --> 00:10:32,295 Germany, Ukraine, China -- you get the point. 275 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:36,284 We're America. We take all credit cards. 276 00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:37,720 Who gets the clipboard? 277 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,669 Jill: Gee, which one of us isn't broke? 278 00:10:39,704 --> 00:10:41,771 I spy with my little eye 279 00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:45,465 a tall wall street animal with a corporate credit card. 280 00:10:45,585 --> 00:10:46,454 Here you go. 281 00:10:46,574 --> 00:10:48,303 And again, so sorry for your situation, 282 00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:50,614 and if there's anything I can do -- Llewelyn? 283 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,532 Lleweln: Right here. 284 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,352 Ah. I'm Mrs. Taft. So sorry for your situation. 285 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:55,419 Shane! 286 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,088 Who did it? Did you catch him? 287 00:10:57,122 --> 00:10:58,690 What the fuck is wrong with your children? 288 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,861 Shit. I'm gonna kill her. 289 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:06,565 [ Monitor beeping ] 290 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,038 [ Respirator hissing ] 291 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:13,680 Hey. 292 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,680 Oh. Hey. Where the hell have you been? 293 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,634 Where'd you get those? 294 00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,704 Lee R. Crawford. 295 00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:23,008 He has many friends. They all hope he gets well soon. 296 00:11:23,128 --> 00:11:23,921 Snack thief. 297 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:27,003 Yeah, well, my dinner was rudely interrupted. 298 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:28,343 Yeah, I'm kind of hungry, too. 299 00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:29,993 From all that running in the woods? 300 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,095 [ Chuckles ] 301 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,274 There's tapenade and fancy crackers. 302 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:35,109 Pull her curtain in case someone comes in. 303 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:35,973 Mm. 304 00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:39,286 Wow. You went to town. 305 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,458 He's getting everything he needs through a tube, anyways. 306 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:46,182 Did not see this one coming, huh? 307 00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:48,971 Come on. It was always in the back of our minds. 308 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:52,175 What would you have done if you would have caught up with him? 309 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,157 He had a fucking rifle. 310 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,973 I know how to disarm someone. 311 00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,549 - Bullshit. - I do. We learned it last week. 312 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,603 You learned what? 313 00:11:58,723 --> 00:12:00,618 How to subdue and disarm a suspect. 314 00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:02,859 What the fuck are you talking about? 315 00:12:02,979 --> 00:12:04,689 I'm in the police academy. 316 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,268 [ Laughs ] 317 00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:09,447 - That's funny. - I'm serious. 318 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,465 I'm in the police academy. 319 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:12,733 I'm not in college. 320 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,301 That's where I go every day. 321 00:12:16,204 --> 00:12:21,161 Shane... We're... criminals. 322 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,743 It's the family business. What the fuck are you doing? 323 00:12:23,863 --> 00:12:26,495 I had to. It was this whole thing with Ouellette. 324 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,117 The weird part is I kind of like it, 325 00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:30,986 and I think I want to be a cop. 326 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:34,324 That's bat-shit crazy. 327 00:12:34,444 --> 00:12:36,015 I'm hoping they'll let me use a croquet mallet 328 00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:37,243 instead of a billy club. 329 00:12:38,044 --> 00:12:39,796 Don't tell mom. 330 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,765 [ Chuckling ] Jesus, what am I saying? 331 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:44,567 Who knows? Maybe she's hearing everything. 332 00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:48,604 [ Chuckles ] Hey, mom, any idea who shot you in the head? 333 00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:51,240 Any guesses? 334 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,409 Do you have any guesses? 335 00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:54,643 Guillermo? Cesar? 336 00:12:54,678 --> 00:12:57,012 Any other random Mexican gangster? 337 00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:59,615 Well, what about that crazy lesbian, um... 338 00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:00,717 What was her name? 339 00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:04,257 - Zoya? - What about Zoya? Crime of passion? 340 00:13:04,377 --> 00:13:05,973 It's not her M.O. She's an arsonist. 341 00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:08,125 She would have gone all Joan of Arc on mom. 342 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,294 How about your girlfriend, Emma? 343 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,051 Nancy screwed her up pretty bad. 344 00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:14,531 No, I doubt it was Emma. 345 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:15,432 Warren Schiff? 346 00:13:15,552 --> 00:13:18,402 I think he's in jail. 347 00:13:18,437 --> 00:13:20,504 What about that chick whose husband Nancy banged 348 00:13:20,539 --> 00:13:22,206 in the trailer park? 349 00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:25,416 It could be bikers, Armenians, D.E.A. agents gone rogue. 350 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:28,344 Heylia might have finally grown some balls. 351 00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:30,479 There are a lot of possibilities. 352 00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:32,882 She's so great at pissing people off. 353 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,498 Think he'll come back, try and finish what he started? 354 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,557 I don't know. Hope so. 355 00:13:40,591 --> 00:13:42,994 Give me a chance to nail the fucker. 356 00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:47,854 And what if he comes back to finish what he started? 357 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,663 What then? She needs security. 358 00:13:49,816 --> 00:13:52,485 There should be a guard posted at her door. 359 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,888 We should have security detail at our house. 360 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:56,989 Somebody shot her in the head. 361 00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:59,157 We don't know that the shooter 362 00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:01,992 was specifically targeting your, uh, wife? 363 00:14:02,026 --> 00:14:03,594 Uh, sister-in-law, 364 00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:05,996 but that does not adequately explain our relationship. 365 00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:08,134 That's not the point. The point is you're wrong. 366 00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:11,502 She was specifically targeted for many, many reasons 367 00:14:11,537 --> 00:14:13,638 that you can figure out for yourself. 368 00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:15,173 She needs protection. 369 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,138 [ Inhales sharply ] Sir, with all due respect -- 370 00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:18,223 Jill: You think it's funny?! 371 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:20,779 You think the world needs to see a picture of my sister like that? 372 00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,514 You know, I heard that they own that photo now. 373 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:23,869 They could use it for advertising. 374 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,610 - They don't own it. - Yes, they do! 375 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,070 You read the fine print on that service agreement. 376 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:31,557 Take it down now. Where's your phone? 377 00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:33,618 It's at home. Okay. Let's go. 378 00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:36,796 Andy: No. No! You cannot go home. It is not safe there. 379 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:39,466 Please! Someone's trying to kill Nancy, not us. 380 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,902 - See? - Ma'am, kindly let go of your child's hair. 381 00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:45,405 Hair? This is a clump of dirt hanging from her head. 382 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,057 - Ma'am. - Will you please tell him 383 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,876 Nancy's shooting was not random and she needs security? 384 00:14:49,911 --> 00:14:51,378 - I need the car keys. - Doug has them. 385 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,545 Shit. 386 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,613 Out. 387 00:14:56,984 --> 00:14:59,085 [ Monitor beeping ] 388 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:04,623 What if she doesn't wake up? 389 00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:06,992 Fuck you. She's gonna wake up. 390 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:08,394 And if she's retarded? 391 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:09,762 [ Door opens ] 392 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:12,130 - Oh. Hey, Doug. - Doug: Hey. 393 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,741 I brought food from the vending machine. 394 00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:15,369 It's all kind of crap, but... 395 00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:18,637 These artichoke hearts? 396 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,805 You mind sitting with her for a few minutes? 397 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,521 We want to check in with Andy, see if there's a plan. 398 00:15:22,641 --> 00:15:24,575 Sure. No problem. 399 00:15:24,838 --> 00:15:28,346 Hey, Nance. Rough day, huh? 400 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:30,550 [ Door closes ] 401 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:33,090 Mmm. I love these. 402 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,823 Look at all this good stuff. 403 00:15:35,943 --> 00:15:39,763 You got stroopwafels, tapenade. 404 00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:45,036 Ooh, olive oil crackers. Yum. 405 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,105 Mm-mm-mmm! 406 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,450 Feels kind of weird eating off your body, 407 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,343 especially when you're not naked. 408 00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:52,377 [ Chuckles ] Kidding. 409 00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:53,779 Tell you what -- 410 00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:56,048 I'm gonna move these onto your table here. 411 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,449 There you go. 412 00:16:00,053 --> 00:16:02,321 Oh, sorry. Got all kinds of crumbs all over you. 413 00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:03,922 Let me wipe those off for you. 414 00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:09,125 You stay in pretty good shape, don't you, Nance? 415 00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:11,396 Trim. Fit. 416 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,465 Dana used to zumba, but that doesn't seem like 417 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,467 that would be something you'd like to do. 418 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,200 Also, Dana's boobs fall down into her armpits 419 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,367 when she lies down like that, but not you. 420 00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:21,307 You look great. 421 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,309 Oh, another crumb here. Let me pop that off there. 422 00:16:23,343 --> 00:16:25,244 Whoops. 423 00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:28,180 There you go. 424 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:31,950 Wow. 425 00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:35,020 Boy, you are just a mess, aren't you? 426 00:16:35,054 --> 00:16:39,024 Tell you what -- I'm gonna loosen your gown 427 00:16:39,058 --> 00:16:40,559 to just kind of shake it out a little bit. 428 00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:43,562 [ Sighing ] Wow. 429 00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,097 I had this image in my head. 430 00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,732 [ Door opens ] 431 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:52,104 There. That's better -- nice and tight, nice and tight. 432 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,673 [ Lid clinking ] 433 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,578 Is that -- 434 00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:01,181 have you been stealing from our baskets? 435 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,317 What, this? 436 00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:10,490 [ Door opens ] 437 00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:13,393 Finally got the keys. Ugh. 438 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,130 Apparently Doug's been banned from the hospital. 439 00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:18,240 Do you know what happened? 440 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,906 Never mind. I don't want to know. 441 00:17:20,026 --> 00:17:22,802 I'm gonna head back to the house and beat my daughter in private. 442 00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:24,104 Do you need anything? 443 00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:26,274 Don't you want to take a moment? 444 00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:27,542 No, I don't. 445 00:17:27,576 --> 00:17:31,246 Maybe when she's awake to defend herself. 446 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,714 I'm mad at her. 447 00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,082 For getting shot? 448 00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:36,985 Sure. Add that to the list. 449 00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:39,621 She looks very peaceful. 450 00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:40,455 Well, of course she does. 451 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,457 She doesn't have to deal with all this shit. We do. 452 00:17:42,491 --> 00:17:44,259 She gets to sleep. 453 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:46,161 What are you doing? 454 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,547 She looks dry. 455 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,335 Eye cream is very important to her. 456 00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:56,572 Oh, look at that. You're doing something sweet. 457 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,879 I do sweet things all the time. 458 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:05,550 I'm just sort of graceless about it, so people don't notice. 459 00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:08,787 I'm mostly, you know, a do-good person. 460 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,054 You're right. 461 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,423 You are. You really are. 462 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,293 Thank you for noticing. 463 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,462 This is so surreal. 464 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,596 Is it? 465 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,598 For me it is. 466 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,135 Oh. 467 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,138 [ Breathes deeply ] 468 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:32,945 [ Moaning lightly ] 469 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:33,879 Wait. Wait. 470 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,535 What? We should stop. 471 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:36,615 We should stop, right? 472 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,283 This is too inappropriate. It's wrong. 473 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,651 - No. - What? 474 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,486 - No. We're working shit out. - Yeah. 475 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,355 And we're full of emotion. It's fine. 476 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,290 I just -- I have to take out my weight. 477 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,859 Your what? 478 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,162 - I -- I had twins, Andy. - Right. 479 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,665 - And I'm trying to rebuild my pelvic floor. - Uh-huh. 480 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,932 I Kegel around it. 481 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,803 It's like doing reps for your vagina. 482 00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:59,640 Hot. 483 00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:00,541 Can I see? 484 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:03,544 Mm. 485 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,082 Ow. 486 00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:14,489 Wow. Oh, it's heavy. 487 00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,825 I've been doing it for a while. I'm getting pretty buff. 488 00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:18,393 Buff muff -- I like it. 489 00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:20,329 Oh, you will. 490 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,732 [ Both moaning ] 491 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,001 [ Monitor beeping ] 492 00:19:26,036 --> 00:19:29,004 Wow. Whatever you're doing, it's working. 493 00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:30,271 Thank you. 494 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,370 Do you feel bad? I feel a little bad. 495 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,839 I feel great. Thank you. 496 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,441 Now I'm gonna go home, where you should go, too. 497 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,577 Take a break. Take a shower. 498 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,213 Come back later. She'll still be here. 499 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,449 Yeah. I don't know if it's safe. 500 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,884 I'm not worried. 501 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,313 Come home when you're ready. Mwah. 502 00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:52,055 I'm gonna order pizza. 503 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,692 - Oh! Excuse me. - Sorry. 504 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,128 [ Indistinct speaking over P.A. ] 505 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,263 [ Door closes ] 506 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:07,369 [ Up-tempo jazz music plays ] 507 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:09,971 Oh. Uh, that's a vagina weight. 508 00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:11,706 Thanks. [ Grunts ] 509 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,642 She'll want that back. 510 00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:16,812 My friend's rebuilding her pelvic floor. 511 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:18,314 Nurse! 512 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,216 Man on P.A.: Pediatric oncology to 463. 513 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,483 Pediatric oncology to 463. 514 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:22,718 You mind if I sit? 515 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:25,020 What? No. Sit away. 516 00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:29,593 - Dave. - Andy. 517 00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:30,627 Andy. 518 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,164 You're not hungry? 519 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,232 It's hospital cafeteria food. 520 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:39,902 That soupçon of depression and grief you get in every bite? 521 00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:42,172 Can't quite take it on right now. 522 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,332 They do a nice tapioca. 523 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,365 - You can barely taste the sadness. - Come on. 524 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:47,331 Tapioca is inherently sad -- 525 00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:50,619 delicious, I grant you, but a sad, sad food. 526 00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:52,216 Mm. 527 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:54,752 Do you want to talk? 528 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,787 About what? 529 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,489 Whatever you want. 530 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,993 Okay. Is this how people speak to each other in hospitals, 531 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,616 or are you cruising me? 532 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:06,489 Which, if you are, I got to say ordering tuna was a bad call, 533 00:21:06,609 --> 00:21:11,001 but kudos to you for creativity in terms of locale, 534 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,269 and I got to pass. 535 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,305 No, it's a hospital thing. 536 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:15,373 I like women. 537 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,275 Mm. Me, too. 538 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,977 Who are you here for? 539 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,545 My dead brother's wife. 540 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,715 She might be dying right now, 541 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,585 and so I fucked her sister up against the wall of her room. 542 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,309 - Wow. - Oh, you don't even know. 543 00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:32,471 Her sister's been working out with these vagina weights. 544 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,981 Wow. We fooled around a while ago. 545 00:21:34,101 --> 00:21:36,052 It was fine and all, 546 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,321 but, man, now it's like dick massage up there. 547 00:21:38,355 --> 00:21:39,106 Like, there's the in and out, 548 00:21:39,226 --> 00:21:41,390 but there's also this squeezing thing happening 549 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,576 that's simply delightful. 550 00:21:42,696 --> 00:21:44,492 And I know it's all in the heat of the moment, 551 00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:46,462 in the face of a crisis -- 552 00:21:46,582 --> 00:21:48,262 I can't think of another cliché right now -- 553 00:21:48,296 --> 00:21:49,626 but what if she dies? 554 00:21:49,746 --> 00:21:52,908 What do we all do then? And how come I didn't keep her safe? 555 00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:54,601 And why doesn't she love me back? 556 00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:57,069 And why can't I move on with my life, my own life, 557 00:21:57,103 --> 00:21:59,771 not the one where I'm this satellite orbiting her sun 558 00:21:59,805 --> 00:22:01,562 and raising her sons? 559 00:22:01,682 --> 00:22:03,441 I have nothing, and my life is half over -- 560 00:22:03,561 --> 00:22:04,774 more than half, probably, 561 00:22:04,809 --> 00:22:06,709 'cause I have high genetic risk factors 562 00:22:06,744 --> 00:22:08,666 for heart disease and colon cancer. 563 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,523 And even if she does live, she's been shot in the fucking head. 564 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,048 Who's she gonna be? 565 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,630 And if I've been defining myself by her all this time, who am I gonna be? 566 00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:17,870 And you don't care. 567 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,714 Eat your tuna, which, I got to say, 568 00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:20,820 was probably the right choice, 569 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,629 'cause this lasagna is disgusting. 570 00:22:22,749 --> 00:22:24,910 How do you ruin lasagna? I'm gonna... [ Hands bang, plates rattle ] 571 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,839 quit talking now, drink my Fanta. 572 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,252 I like Fanta. It reminds me of spring breaks. 573 00:22:31,354 --> 00:22:32,256 What? You're sure you're done? 574 00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,148 Ah, come on. I still got most of my sandwich left. 575 00:22:34,268 --> 00:22:35,673 I'm sure you got stuff to do. 576 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,382 I mean, who are you here for? 577 00:22:37,502 --> 00:22:39,650 - Here for? - At the hospital. Who are you visiting? 578 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,065 I'm not visiting. 579 00:22:42,336 --> 00:22:43,536 Chaplain. 580 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,633 Well, actually, I'm a rabbi, 581 00:22:44,753 --> 00:22:46,224 but I do the chaplaincy part time. 582 00:22:46,344 --> 00:22:48,239 You know, it brings in a little extra cash, 583 00:22:48,274 --> 00:22:49,520 and it expands my world view. 584 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,876 Have you ever sat with a grieving Southern baptist? 585 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:54,259 Boy, they know how to pray. 586 00:22:54,379 --> 00:22:55,700 Perfect. That's perfect. 587 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:58,181 I just asked a rabbi if he was cruising me. 588 00:22:58,215 --> 00:22:59,849 It might have made sense if I was a priest, right? 589 00:22:59,883 --> 00:23:00,896 And the sister fucking. 590 00:23:01,016 --> 00:23:03,927 Fucking. What is this fucking that you speak of? 591 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,618 I-I've never heard of it. 592 00:23:05,738 --> 00:23:06,976 Stop. 593 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,168 It's my job. I listen. 594 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,858 I'm not judging. 595 00:23:10,892 --> 00:23:11,938 No? 596 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,128 Well, maybe a little bit, but I keep it to myself. 597 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,430 Although the vaginal-weight thing -- 598 00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:17,620 that was very intriguing. 599 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:21,633 Now, how is a Jew the chaplain in Old Sandwich? 600 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,139 We all trade off at the local hospitals -- 601 00:23:23,259 --> 00:23:24,894 the ministers, the rabbis, the priests. 602 00:23:25,014 --> 00:23:27,471 I personally have a little congregation in Greenwich -- 603 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:30,434 temple mishkon shalom, house of peace. 604 00:23:30,797 --> 00:23:32,245 Although with the fighting that goes on with the board -- 605 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:34,046 I don't know if I believe in God. 606 00:23:37,101 --> 00:23:38,749 Well, you're not alone in that. 607 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,026 I feel very alone. 608 00:23:40,146 --> 00:23:42,953 Which is why a lot of people turn to God. 609 00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:44,421 It's the whole concept. 610 00:23:44,455 --> 00:23:46,457 It makes the world a little less lonely, 611 00:23:46,577 --> 00:23:48,124 a little less scary. 612 00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,859 I don't know about less scary. 613 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,593 God comes with a lot of scary. 614 00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:53,862 [ Chuckles ] And I hear you -- 615 00:23:53,896 --> 00:23:55,722 especially the old testament God. 616 00:23:55,948 --> 00:23:58,453 He's, uh -- whew! He's a gangster. 617 00:23:58,573 --> 00:24:01,968 Jill said that Nancy would live because there is no God. 618 00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:05,177 - And if there is a God, she dies? - Oh, absolutely. 619 00:24:05,297 --> 00:24:07,008 With all the shit that she's pulled? Yeah. 620 00:24:07,042 --> 00:24:09,109 You and Jill could both be wrong. 621 00:24:09,144 --> 00:24:10,878 Are we? Then tell me. You're the rabbi. 622 00:24:12,213 --> 00:24:13,213 I have no idea. 623 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:14,404 Great. 624 00:24:14,524 --> 00:24:16,158 Andy, you want an easy answer? 625 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:21,887 Go Jesus. Go Allah. Go -- go -- go atheist. 626 00:24:21,921 --> 00:24:23,255 I'm a Jew. 627 00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:25,423 My obligation is to wrestle. It's to engage. 628 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:28,726 It's not just to simply, blindly believe. 629 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,194 I mean, that's how I see it. 630 00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:34,430 Well, maybe I'll decide when she wakes up. 631 00:24:34,465 --> 00:24:36,499 Yeah. 632 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:39,668 And maybe you'll never decide. 633 00:24:39,703 --> 00:24:43,771 I'm gonna say a prayer for your Nancy just in case, 634 00:24:43,806 --> 00:24:45,773 if that's okay with you. 635 00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:50,476 Yeah. Knock yourself out. 636 00:24:50,511 --> 00:24:52,210 [ Door opens ] 637 00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:54,946 [ Monitor beeping ] 638 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:57,648 [ Door closes ] 639 00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:59,750 [ Sighs ] 640 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,152 [ Soft music playing ] 641 00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:16,323 [ Breathes deeply ] 642 00:25:16,357 --> 00:25:19,123 [ Beeping continues ] 643 00:25:19,243 --> 00:25:22,494 I thought I'd feel better. 644 00:25:22,528 --> 00:25:24,329 But I don't. 645 00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:28,799 [ Breathing deeply ] 646 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,400 [ Both gasp ] Oh! Oh! 647 00:25:30,435 --> 00:25:32,371 - Ugh! God damn it! - Sorry. Sorry. 648 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,289 Damn it! Damn you fucking people! 649 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:37,020 I've had it! I've just had it! 650 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,613 He's sorry. Look at this mess. 651 00:25:40,719 --> 00:25:43,020 [ Rapid beeping ] 652 00:25:43,054 --> 00:25:45,523 [ Breathing heavily ] 653 00:25:45,557 --> 00:25:48,693 Yeah, well... Karma. 654 00:25:53,131 --> 00:25:56,967 Blue team to I.C.U., please. Blue team, I.C.U 655 00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:58,969 ♪ Dear God, hope you got the letter and ♪ 656 00:25:59,003 --> 00:26:03,358 ♪ I pray you can make it better down here ♪ 657 00:26:03,882 --> 00:26:14,016 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com