1 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:28,991 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:29,101 --> 00:00:30,632 Mama, mommy's trying to talk. 3 00:00:32,094 --> 00:00:33,425 It's for you. 4 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,149 To grow and to do what you love. 5 00:00:37,195 --> 00:00:38,736 It's great. 6 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:41,602 Um... Andy... 7 00:00:41,722 --> 00:00:44,654 You're a man of big ideas. 8 00:00:44,774 --> 00:00:45,804 What do you want? 9 00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:46,837 I want my son. 10 00:00:46,871 --> 00:00:47,850 I've been inside you. 11 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:50,162 Getting Stevie is not gonna be the answer to your problems. 12 00:00:50,282 --> 00:00:51,319 The spirit of compromise. 13 00:00:51,353 --> 00:00:54,616 Everyone's a little happy, everyone's a little miserable. 14 00:00:55,191 --> 00:00:56,300 It's family. 15 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:57,817 Cadets! 16 00:00:57,851 --> 00:01:00,216 When you graduate from this police academy, 17 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,580 you will be the first line of defense. 18 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:05,544 We celebrate the closing of escrow on this, 19 00:01:06,201 --> 00:01:08,898 the Botwin-Price-Gray family compound, 20 00:01:08,932 --> 00:01:12,496 with significant contributions from the Wilson fund. 21 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:13,961 CFO? 22 00:01:13,995 --> 00:01:15,460 That's a promotion, right? 23 00:01:15,495 --> 00:01:17,891 You are gonna have so much money. 24 00:01:17,925 --> 00:01:19,489 An experiment, to be sure, 25 00:01:19,523 --> 00:01:21,888 but really... the only solution. 26 00:01:23,753 --> 00:01:25,551 May we not kill one another? 27 00:01:31,147 --> 00:01:32,145 Shayla! 28 00:01:33,113 --> 00:01:34,378 I swear to God. 29 00:01:38,908 --> 00:01:41,540 Whoo! 30 00:02:36,737 --> 00:02:41,735 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 31 00:02:45,117 --> 00:02:49,190 Nancy? Ohh, ohh. Oh, Jesus. Pants? 32 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,440 I should have used the plastic glasses, 33 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,591 but wine always tastes better in glass. 34 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:54,718 Don't you think? 35 00:02:54,753 --> 00:02:56,380 Is everyone wearing shoes? 36 00:02:56,414 --> 00:02:57,467 Silas, call 911. 37 00:02:57,502 --> 00:02:58,301 Silas! 38 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,657 Zapatos. Zappos. 39 00:02:59,691 --> 00:03:01,614 Do you think that's why they call it Zappos? 40 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,906 Because "shoes" in Spanish is "zapatos." 41 00:03:03,941 --> 00:03:07,948 - Jesus. Don't move. - No, it's okay. I'm wearing sandals from Zappos. 42 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:15,114 - What's that noise? - Holy shit. 43 00:03:15,234 --> 00:03:18,061 My nose is tingling. Would you help me up, Andy? 44 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:21,356 - Um, I think you should stay right where you are. - Why? 45 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:23,903 She's been shot. M-my mom's been shot in the head. 46 00:03:24,023 --> 00:03:25,955 What? Whose mom? 47 00:03:28,858 --> 00:03:30,158 Shayla, don't look. 48 00:03:38,013 --> 00:03:40,368 Oh, motherfucker! 49 00:04:03,079 --> 00:04:05,023 Aah! 50 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:13,148 Do you know your name? 51 00:04:13,182 --> 00:04:14,994 I do. I know my name. 52 00:04:15,028 --> 00:04:16,535 - Nancy Botwin. - I'm not asking you. 53 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:17,783 I'm asking her. I'm assessing. 54 00:04:17,817 --> 00:04:19,630 Oh. Sorry. Oh. 55 00:04:19,855 --> 00:04:21,438 Nancy, how many fingers am I holding up? 56 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,525 Over here. 57 00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:28,312 Three -- three very long, elegant fingers. 58 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:30,613 - Do you play the piano? - No, I don't. 59 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:34,312 - Do you have a very happy girlfriend? - Let's let him ask the questions, okay, mom? 60 00:04:34,432 --> 00:04:35,867 It's okay. I just need to keep her talking. 61 00:04:35,987 --> 00:04:38,291 - But you're trying to assess. - Hey, don't tell me how to do my job, okay? 62 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,754 Don't snap at my kid, long-finger man. 63 00:04:41,788 --> 00:04:44,321 Long fingers snapped. 64 00:04:44,356 --> 00:04:45,479 Nancy, do you know what year it is? 65 00:04:45,599 --> 00:04:48,157 You don't know? Doomsday is coming. 66 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:49,678 Not really, though. 67 00:04:49,712 --> 00:04:51,292 You still haven't answered the question, mom. 68 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:53,820 Oh, right. Uh, what's your name? 69 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:55,008 - Mike. - Mike. 70 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:56,663 You can call me Nancy. 71 00:04:56,698 --> 00:04:57,822 Nancy, do you know what's happened to you? 72 00:04:57,942 --> 00:04:59,882 Yeah. I broke a glass. 73 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,258 Nancy, can you count back from 100 by 7s for me? 74 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:07,462 Uh, I -- I'm so bad at math. 75 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:09,595 I'm really good at boggle, though. 76 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:12,965 On a five-by-five, I once spelled "pilsners," 77 00:05:13,085 --> 00:05:14,067 like the beers. 78 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:17,172 Nine letters, motherfuckers. 79 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:18,790 All right, Nancy, we're about to get to the hospital now. 80 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,736 Oh, 'cause I've been shot in the head. 81 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:22,900 'Cause you've been shot in the head. 82 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:24,831 Motherfucker. 83 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:28,427 I'm just gonna close my eyes. Is that okay? 84 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,452 - Nancy, I need you to keep talking to me, sweetheart. - Okay. 85 00:05:31,487 --> 00:05:33,180 Nancy? Hey. 86 00:05:33,215 --> 00:05:35,077 - Nancy! - Mom? Mom? 87 00:05:35,112 --> 00:05:35,943 Mom! 88 00:05:35,978 --> 00:05:36,844 Mom! 89 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,812 Mom! 90 00:05:44,104 --> 00:05:46,029 What the fuck? Andy, let's go! 91 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:47,100 Shut up, Jill. 92 00:05:47,135 --> 00:05:50,076 Shut your mouth and shut it and shut up and shut up! 93 00:05:50,111 --> 00:05:51,679 Okay, come on. We're leaving. 94 00:05:51,714 --> 00:05:52,736 She asked me to pack things for her. 95 00:05:52,856 --> 00:05:54,627 Those were her last words -- "pack me some stuff." 96 00:05:54,747 --> 00:05:57,261 Andy, she doesn't need a silk camisole and a thong. 97 00:05:57,296 --> 00:05:59,231 There was blood all over her. 98 00:06:00,432 --> 00:06:02,531 They'll clean her up. 99 00:06:02,564 --> 00:06:04,962 They'll put her in a hospital gown. 100 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,163 Let's go. 101 00:06:06,198 --> 00:06:07,532 Later you can go through her underwear 102 00:06:07,566 --> 00:06:08,834 while I go through her jewelry. 103 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,372 What is wrong with you? 104 00:06:10,406 --> 00:06:12,244 I'm dark and dry in a crisis. 105 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,181 You can't hold it against me. We all have our ways. 106 00:06:15,301 --> 00:06:16,596 Hey. Are we going? 107 00:06:16,716 --> 00:06:18,404 I'd kind of like to get the fuck out of here. 108 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:20,084 - Where's Shane? - He took off into the woods. 109 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,654 He ran after the shooter. 110 00:06:21,688 --> 00:06:23,445 - Fuck. That kid's got balls. - Or did. 111 00:06:23,565 --> 00:06:24,971 They might be shot off by now. 112 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:26,936 You are bad people. 113 00:06:27,056 --> 00:06:29,386 Listen, the Mexican kid is hiding in the pantry. 114 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,790 I really think we should leave. 115 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:34,567 Okay. All the essentials. Here we go. 116 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,536 Jill? 117 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,906 What if she dies? 118 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,341 She's not gonna die, Andy. 119 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:41,576 Why not? 120 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,445 Because there is no God. 121 00:06:49,856 --> 00:06:51,588 What do you see, Pill-Pill? 122 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,489 I see a mess. 123 00:06:53,524 --> 00:06:55,324 Oh, I'm not surprised. 124 00:06:55,359 --> 00:06:57,693 They seem like the messy types. 125 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:01,297 Oh, I didn't see you there. 126 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:02,450 We're your neighbors, 127 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:05,802 the Ardmores -- Phillip and Whimsy. 128 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:07,500 I think you need to climb back down your ladder. 129 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,278 When the Brysons lived here, 130 00:07:09,398 --> 00:07:11,483 they had an eyesore of a play structure 131 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:14,043 right up against the property line. 132 00:07:14,077 --> 00:07:18,114 Their children used to climb up and pee into our yard. 133 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:19,849 I got them with a hose 134 00:07:19,883 --> 00:07:22,585 and once with a fire extinguisher 135 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,120 and once with bees. 136 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:25,252 Ask him about the ruckus. 137 00:07:25,372 --> 00:07:27,556 Oh, right. What was all the ruckus? 138 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:28,891 My mother got hurt. 139 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:30,646 We live in an enclave, you know. 140 00:07:30,766 --> 00:07:32,356 This is an enclave. 141 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,924 We try to keep the noise level 142 00:07:34,044 --> 00:07:36,626 down to a civilized level of noise. 143 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:37,757 Sorry if we disturbed you. 144 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:40,662 I was checking the vole traps, and I heard a bang. 145 00:07:40,782 --> 00:07:42,842 - What was that bang? - It was an awful bang. 146 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:44,047 It was a gunshot. 147 00:07:44,081 --> 00:07:45,346 Gunshot?! 148 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,617 Well, that's simply unacceptable. 149 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:49,218 Those are not hunting woods. 150 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:50,620 Those are strolling woods. 151 00:07:50,654 --> 00:07:53,323 O.S. Police! Freeze! Do not move! 152 00:07:53,357 --> 00:07:54,457 Oh, my. 153 00:07:54,492 --> 00:07:55,892 You, too, old people. 154 00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:56,993 Tipton. 155 00:07:57,027 --> 00:07:59,161 - What did he say? - He called us old. 156 00:07:59,196 --> 00:08:01,096 This is my house. I live here. 157 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,194 Put the gun down. Put it down, Tipton. 158 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:04,693 S-sorry about that, folks. 159 00:08:04,727 --> 00:08:05,664 Come on. 160 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:07,427 You need to send some men over to Halcyon Road 161 00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:08,595 and get tire imprints. 162 00:08:08,629 --> 00:08:10,197 And she was shot from over there. 163 00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:11,444 That's where you need to look for shell casings, 164 00:08:11,564 --> 00:08:13,273 potential hair samples, footprints, fingerprints, 165 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,227 anything you can computer-check against known -- 166 00:08:15,347 --> 00:08:17,768 one of your guys is stepping in her blood. 167 00:08:17,802 --> 00:08:20,337 - Oh, shit! - Son, how would you like a ride to the hospital? 168 00:08:20,372 --> 00:08:22,741 I'm sure you'd like to see how your mother's doing. 169 00:08:22,861 --> 00:08:24,642 I'm happy to zip you right over there 170 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:26,044 while the men here look around. 171 00:08:26,078 --> 00:08:27,182 Jesus. Fine. 172 00:08:27,302 --> 00:08:28,447 Please take me to the hospital 173 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:29,466 so I don't have to watch you guys 174 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,119 fuck up the crime scene anymore. 175 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:32,387 I'm watching you, kid. 176 00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:34,456 Good. Watch this. 177 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,291 We're going. Tipton, you're in charge. 178 00:08:36,325 --> 00:08:38,226 Where are they going? 179 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:39,194 Messy. 180 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,663 Messy types, for sure. 181 00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:46,243 Can I get a coffee? 182 00:08:47,076 --> 00:08:48,345 She gets coffee? 183 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,382 - I want flan. - Get whatever you want. 184 00:08:51,205 --> 00:08:53,206 Watch TV. Keep your phones on. Do not wander. 185 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,074 Stay in the cafeteria, or you come back here. 186 00:08:56,844 --> 00:08:58,778 Okay, it's got to be the Mexicans, right? 187 00:08:58,812 --> 00:09:01,147 Sure. Mexicans. Why not? 188 00:09:01,182 --> 00:09:02,424 Does that mean they're gonna come back -- 189 00:09:02,544 --> 00:09:04,450 you know, to finish the job? 190 00:09:04,485 --> 00:09:05,685 Unless they have. 191 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,021 Would we bury her next to dad? 192 00:09:07,055 --> 00:09:08,990 Can't. He's in a Jewish cemetery. 193 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:12,093 She did conversion classes before Silas was born, remember? 194 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,462 She never actually finished them, did she? 195 00:09:14,496 --> 00:09:16,230 I don't know. I know she took the classes. 196 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,499 Mom eats cheeseburgers and shrimp. 197 00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:20,401 We've had Christmas trees every year. 198 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:23,070 Like most Jews. Maybe she did convert. 199 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,673 - Botwin family? - Yes, right here, yes. 200 00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:29,344 - Is she alive? - Yes. However, she is in a coma, and, uh-- 201 00:09:29,378 --> 00:09:30,611 I won't pull the plug. 202 00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:31,879 I will. 203 00:09:31,914 --> 00:09:34,448 I can do that for her. She did it for Bubbie. 204 00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:37,452 Oh, no, the coma is medically induced to arrest swelling. 205 00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:39,141 If we see the swelling has come down, we'll bring her out 206 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:41,135 and better assess where we are in terms of brain damage. 207 00:09:41,255 --> 00:09:43,191 - How long does that take? - We don't know yet. 208 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:46,428 You didn't use that Michael Jackson drug, did you? 209 00:09:46,548 --> 00:09:47,995 'Cause that didn't turn out too well. 210 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,964 Propofol, when properly administered and monitored, 211 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:50,965 is a safe drug. 212 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,166 I don't know. 213 00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:53,868 I had some for a colonoscopy once, 214 00:09:53,902 --> 00:09:56,759 and, phew, crazy dreams -- monkeys fisting me. 215 00:09:56,879 --> 00:09:58,239 I mean, that's kind of weird, right? 216 00:09:58,273 --> 00:10:01,141 If you'd like to see her, you can go in one at a time. 217 00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:02,377 Did she say anything? 218 00:10:02,497 --> 00:10:04,845 Before you put her in the coma, was she talking again? 219 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:06,780 Yes, she was, and that's a good sign. 220 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,283 What did she say? Did she mention the name Andy? 221 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:13,653 No, she only said that I had very pretty eyelashes. 222 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:16,156 She's right. Your eyelashes are quite lush. 223 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:18,058 - What about the bullet? - Oh, it's in there. 224 00:10:18,092 --> 00:10:19,493 We're gonna leave it in for now. 225 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:20,961 So, who'd like to see her? 226 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,130 - I'll go first. - You go first. 227 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:25,666 - That's right, yeah. Go ahead. - This way. 228 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,368 Hello, Botwin family. 229 00:10:27,402 --> 00:10:30,070 I'm Mrs. Taft, hospital administration. 230 00:10:30,104 --> 00:10:32,127 So sorry for your situation 231 00:10:32,247 --> 00:10:34,709 and so sorry to be clobbering you with this now, 232 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:37,512 but we are a private hospital and blah, blah. 233 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,046 How will you be paying? 234 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,682 I have forms. They need to be filled out. 235 00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:44,328 We're not Canada. We're not France. 236 00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:47,851 We're not Taiwan, Costa Rica, Iraq, Oman, Sri Lanka, 237 00:10:47,971 --> 00:10:51,165 Argentina, New Zealand, Spain, Ireland, Israel, Portugal, 238 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,295 Germany, Ukraine, China -- you get the point. 239 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:58,284 We're America. We take all credit cards. 240 00:10:58,404 --> 00:10:59,720 Who gets the clipboard? 241 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,669 Gee, which one of us isn't broke? 242 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,771 I spy with my little eye 243 00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:07,465 a tall wall street animal with a corporate credit card. 244 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:08,454 Here you go. 245 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,303 And again, so sorry for your situation, 246 00:11:10,423 --> 00:11:12,614 and if there's anything I can do -- Llewelyn? 247 00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:13,532 Right here. 248 00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:16,352 Ah. I'm Mrs. Taft. So sorry for your situation. 249 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:17,419 Shane! 250 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,088 Who did it? Did you catch him? 251 00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,690 What the fuck is wrong with your children? 252 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:24,861 Shit. I'm gonna kill her. 253 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:35,680 Hey. 254 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,680 Oh. Hey. Where the hell have you been? 255 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,634 Where'd you get those? 256 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,704 Lee R. Crawford. 257 00:11:42,824 --> 00:11:45,008 He has many friends. They all hope he gets well soon. 258 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:45,921 Snack thief. 259 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:49,003 Yeah, well, my dinner was rudely interrupted. 260 00:11:49,123 --> 00:11:50,343 Yeah, I'm kind of hungry, too. 261 00:11:50,463 --> 00:11:51,993 From all that running in the woods? 262 00:11:53,215 --> 00:11:55,274 There's tapenade and fancy crackers. 263 00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:57,109 Pull her curtain in case someone comes in. 264 00:11:57,229 --> 00:11:57,973 Mm. 265 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:01,286 Wow. You went to town. 266 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,458 He's getting everything he needs through a tube, anyways. 267 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:08,182 Did not see this one coming, huh? 268 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:10,971 Come on. It was always in the back of our minds. 269 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:14,175 What would you have done if you would have caught up with him? 270 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,157 He had a fucking rifle. 271 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,973 I know how to disarm someone. 272 00:12:17,093 --> 00:12:19,549 - Bullshit. - I do. We learned it last week. 273 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:20,603 You learned what? 274 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,618 How to subdue and disarm a suspect. 275 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,859 What the fuck are you talking about? 276 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,689 I'm in the police academy. 277 00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:31,447 - That's funny. - I'm serious. 278 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,465 I'm in the police academy. 279 00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:34,733 I'm not in college. 280 00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,301 That's where I go every day. 281 00:12:38,204 --> 00:12:43,161 Shane... We're... criminals. 282 00:12:43,281 --> 00:12:45,743 It's the family business. What the fuck are you doing? 283 00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,495 I had to. It was this whole thing with Ouellette. 284 00:12:48,615 --> 00:12:51,117 The weird part is I kind of like it, 285 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,986 and I think I want to be a cop. 286 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,324 That's bat-shit crazy. 287 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:58,015 I'm hoping they'll let me use a croquet mallet 288 00:12:58,135 --> 00:12:59,243 instead of a billy club. 289 00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:01,796 Don't tell mom. 290 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,765 Jesus, what am I saying? 291 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:06,567 Who knows? Maybe she's hearing everything. 292 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:10,604 Hey, mom, any idea who shot you in the head? 293 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:13,240 Any guesses? 294 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,409 Do you have any guesses? 295 00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:16,643 Guillermo? Cesar? 296 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:19,012 Any other random Mexican gangster? 297 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:21,615 Well, what about that crazy lesbian, um... 298 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:22,717 What was her name? 299 00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:26,257 - Zoya? - What about Zoya? Crime of passion? 300 00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:27,973 It's not her M.O. She's an arsonist. 301 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:30,125 She would have gone all Joan of Arc on mom. 302 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,294 How about your girlfriend, Emma? 303 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,051 Nancy screwed her up pretty bad. 304 00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:36,531 No, I doubt it was Emma. 305 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,432 Warren Schiff? 306 00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:40,402 I think he's in jail. 307 00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,504 What about that chick whose husband Nancy banged 308 00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:44,206 in the trailer park? 309 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,416 It could be bikers, Armenians, D.E.A. agents gone rogue. 310 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,344 Heylia might have finally grown some balls. 311 00:13:50,378 --> 00:13:52,479 There are a lot of possibilities. 312 00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:54,882 She's so great at pissing people off. 313 00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,498 Think he'll come back, try and finish what he started? 314 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:02,557 I don't know. Hope so. 315 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,994 Give me a chance to nail the fucker. 316 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:09,854 And what if he comes back to finish what he started? 317 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,663 What then? She needs security. 318 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:14,485 There should be a guard posted at her door. 319 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,888 We should have security detail at our house. 320 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,989 Somebody shot her in the head. 321 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,157 We don't know that the shooter 322 00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:23,992 was specifically targeting your, uh, wife? 323 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:25,594 Uh, sister-in-law, 324 00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:27,996 but that does not adequately explain our relationship. 325 00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:30,134 That's not the point. The point is you're wrong. 326 00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:33,502 She was specifically targeted for many, many reasons 327 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,638 that you can figure out for yourself. 328 00:14:35,672 --> 00:14:37,173 She needs protection. 329 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,138 Sir, with all due respect -- 330 00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:40,223 You think it's funny?! 331 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:42,779 You think the world needs to see a picture of my sister like that? 332 00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:44,514 You know, I heard that they own that photo now. 333 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,869 They could use it for advertising. 334 00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:47,610 - They don't own it. - Yes, they do! 335 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,070 You read the fine print on that service agreement. 336 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,557 Take it down now. Where's your phone? 337 00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,618 It's at home. Okay. Let's go. 338 00:14:55,738 --> 00:14:58,796 No. No! You cannot go home. It is not safe there. 339 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,466 Please! Someone's trying to kill Nancy, not us. 340 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,902 - See? - Ma'am, kindly let go of your child's hair. 341 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,405 Hair? This is a clump of dirt hanging from her head. 342 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,057 - Ma'am. - Will you please tell him 343 00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:11,876 Nancy's shooting was not random and she needs security? 344 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,378 - I need the car keys. - Doug has them. 345 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,545 Shit. 346 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,613 Out. 347 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,623 What if she doesn't wake up? 348 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,992 Fuck you. She's gonna wake up. 349 00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:30,394 And if she's retarded? 350 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:34,130 - Oh. Hey, Doug. - Hey. 351 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,741 I brought food from the vending machine. 352 00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,369 It's all kind of crap, but... 353 00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:40,637 These artichoke hearts? 354 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,805 You mind sitting with her for a few minutes? 355 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,521 We want to check in with Andy, see if there's a plan. 356 00:15:44,641 --> 00:15:46,575 Sure. No problem. 357 00:15:46,838 --> 00:15:50,346 Hey, Nance. Rough day, huh? 358 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,090 Mmm. I love these. 359 00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:57,823 Look at all this good stuff. 360 00:15:57,943 --> 00:16:01,763 You got stroopwafels, tapenade. 361 00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:07,036 Ooh, olive oil crackers. Yum. 362 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:10,105 Mm-mm-mmm! 363 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,450 Feels kind of weird eating off your body, 364 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,343 especially when you're not naked. 365 00:16:13,377 --> 00:16:14,377 Kidding. 366 00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:15,779 Tell you what -- 367 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:18,048 I'm gonna move these onto your table here. 368 00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:19,449 There you go. 369 00:16:22,053 --> 00:16:24,321 Oh, sorry. Got all kinds of crumbs all over you. 370 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:25,922 Let me wipe those off for you. 371 00:16:29,494 --> 00:16:31,125 You stay in pretty good shape, don't you, Nance? 372 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:33,396 Trim. Fit. 373 00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,465 Dana used to zumba, but that doesn't seem like 374 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,467 that would be something you'd like to do. 375 00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:39,200 Also, Dana's boobs fall down into her armpits 376 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,367 when she lies down like that, but not you. 377 00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:43,307 You look great. 378 00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:45,309 Oh, another crumb here. Let me pop that off there. 379 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,244 Whoops. 380 00:16:47,278 --> 00:16:50,180 There you go. 381 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:53,950 Wow. 382 00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:57,020 Boy, you are just a mess, aren't you? 383 00:16:57,054 --> 00:17:01,024 Tell you what -- I'm gonna loosen your gown 384 00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:02,559 to just kind of shake it out a little bit. 385 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,562 Wow. 386 00:17:05,597 --> 00:17:07,097 I had this image in my head. 387 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:14,104 There. That's better -- nice and tight, nice and tight. 388 00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:20,578 Is that -- 389 00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,181 have you been stealing from our baskets? 390 00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,317 What, this? 391 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,393 Finally got the keys. Ugh. 392 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,130 Apparently Doug's been banned from the hospital. 393 00:17:39,164 --> 00:17:40,240 Do you know what happened? 394 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,906 Never mind. I don't want to know. 395 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,802 I'm gonna head back to the house and beat my daughter in private. 396 00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,104 Do you need anything? 397 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:48,274 Don't you want to take a moment? 398 00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:49,542 No, I don't. 399 00:17:49,576 --> 00:17:53,246 Maybe when she's awake to defend herself. 400 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,714 I'm mad at her. 401 00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:56,082 For getting shot? 402 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,985 Sure. Add that to the list. 403 00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:01,621 She looks very peaceful. 404 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:02,455 Well, of course she does. 405 00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:04,457 She doesn't have to deal with all this shit. We do. 406 00:18:04,491 --> 00:18:06,259 She gets to sleep. 407 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,161 What are you doing? 408 00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:10,547 She looks dry. 409 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,335 Eye cream is very important to her. 410 00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:18,572 Oh, look at that. You're doing something sweet. 411 00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:22,879 I do sweet things all the time. 412 00:18:22,913 --> 00:18:27,550 I'm just sort of graceless about it, so people don't notice. 413 00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:30,787 I'm mostly, you know, a do-good person. 414 00:18:30,821 --> 00:18:32,054 You're right. 415 00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,423 You are. You really are. 416 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:37,293 Thank you for noticing. 417 00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,462 This is so surreal. 418 00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:40,596 Is it? 419 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,598 For me it is. 420 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,135 Oh. 421 00:18:54,979 --> 00:18:55,879 Wait. Wait. 422 00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:57,535 What? We should stop. 423 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:58,615 We should stop, right? 424 00:18:58,649 --> 00:19:00,283 This is too inappropriate. It's wrong. 425 00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:01,651 - No. - What? 426 00:19:01,686 --> 00:19:03,486 - No. We're working shit out. - Yeah. 427 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,355 And we're full of emotion. It's fine. 428 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,290 I just -- I have to take out my weight. 429 00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:08,859 Your what? 430 00:19:08,893 --> 00:19:12,162 - I -- I had twins, Andy. - Right. 431 00:19:12,197 --> 00:19:14,665 - And I'm trying to rebuild my pelvic floor. - Uh-huh. 432 00:19:14,699 --> 00:19:15,932 I Kegel around it. 433 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:18,803 It's like doing reps for your vagina. 434 00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:21,640 Hot. 435 00:19:21,674 --> 00:19:22,541 Can I see? 436 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:25,544 Mm. 437 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,082 Ow. 438 00:19:34,454 --> 00:19:36,489 Wow. Oh, it's heavy. 439 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,825 I've been doing it for a while. I'm getting pretty buff. 440 00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:40,393 Buff muff -- I like it. 441 00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,329 Oh, you will. 442 00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:51,004 Wow. Whatever you're doing, it's working. 443 00:19:51,038 --> 00:19:52,271 Thank you. 444 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,370 Do you feel bad? I feel a little bad. 445 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,839 I feel great. Thank you. 446 00:19:56,873 --> 00:19:59,441 Now I'm gonna go home, where you should go, too. 447 00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:01,577 Take a break. Take a shower. 448 00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:04,213 Come back later. She'll still be here. 449 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,449 Yeah. I don't know if it's safe. 450 00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,884 I'm not worried. 451 00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:11,313 Come home when you're ready. Mwah. 452 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:14,055 I'm gonna order pizza. 453 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,692 - Oh! Excuse me. - Sorry. 454 00:20:29,404 --> 00:20:31,971 Oh. Uh, that's a vagina weight. 455 00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:33,706 Thanks. 456 00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:35,642 She'll want that back. 457 00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:38,812 My friend's rebuilding her pelvic floor. 458 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,314 Nurse! 459 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,216 Pediatric oncology to 463. 460 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,483 Pediatric oncology to 463. 461 00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:44,718 You mind if I sit? 462 00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,020 What? No. Sit away. 463 00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:51,593 - Dave. - Andy. 464 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:52,627 Andy. 465 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,164 You're not hungry? 466 00:20:56,198 --> 00:20:58,232 It's hospital cafeteria food. 467 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:01,902 That soupçon of depression and grief you get in every bite? 468 00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:04,172 Can't quite take it on right now. 469 00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,332 They do a nice tapioca. 470 00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,365 - You can barely taste the sadness. - Come on. 471 00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:09,331 Tapioca is inherently sad -- 472 00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:12,619 delicious, I grant you, but a sad, sad food. 473 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,216 Mm. 474 00:21:15,685 --> 00:21:16,752 Do you want to talk? 475 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:18,787 About what? 476 00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:20,489 Whatever you want. 477 00:21:20,524 --> 00:21:23,993 Okay. Is this how people speak to each other in hospitals, 478 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:25,616 or are you cruising me? 479 00:21:25,736 --> 00:21:28,489 Which, if you are, I got to say ordering tuna was a bad call, 480 00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:33,001 but kudos to you for creativity in terms of locale, 481 00:21:33,036 --> 00:21:34,269 and I got to pass. 482 00:21:34,304 --> 00:21:36,305 No, it's a hospital thing. 483 00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:37,373 I like women. 484 00:21:37,407 --> 00:21:39,275 Mm. Me, too. 485 00:21:39,309 --> 00:21:40,977 Who are you here for? 486 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:42,545 My dead brother's wife. 487 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,715 She might be dying right now, 488 00:21:44,749 --> 00:21:48,585 and so I fucked her sister up against the wall of her room. 489 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:51,309 - Wow. - Oh, you don't even know. 490 00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:54,471 Her sister's been working out with these vagina weights. 491 00:21:54,591 --> 00:21:55,981 Wow. We fooled around a while ago. 492 00:21:56,101 --> 00:21:58,052 It was fine and all, 493 00:21:58,087 --> 00:22:00,321 but, man, now it's like dick massage up there. 494 00:22:00,355 --> 00:22:01,106 Like, there's the in and out, 495 00:22:01,226 --> 00:22:03,390 but there's also this squeezing thing happening 496 00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:04,576 that's simply delightful. 497 00:22:04,696 --> 00:22:06,492 And I know it's all in the heat of the moment, 498 00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:08,462 in the face of a crisis -- 499 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:10,262 I can't think of another cliché right now -- 500 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,626 but what if she dies? 501 00:22:11,746 --> 00:22:14,908 What do we all do then? And how come I didn't keep her safe? 502 00:22:15,028 --> 00:22:16,601 And why doesn't she love me back? 503 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:19,069 And why can't I move on with my life, my own life, 504 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:21,771 not the one where I'm this satellite orbiting her sun 505 00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,562 and raising her sons? 506 00:22:23,682 --> 00:22:25,441 I have nothing, and my life is half over -- 507 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:26,774 more than half, probably, 508 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:28,709 'cause I have high genetic risk factors 509 00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:30,666 for heart disease and colon cancer. 510 00:22:30,786 --> 00:22:33,523 And even if she does live, she's been shot in the fucking head. 511 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,048 Who's she gonna be? 512 00:22:35,082 --> 00:22:38,630 And if I've been defining myself by her all this time, who am I gonna be? 513 00:22:39,047 --> 00:22:39,870 And you don't care. 514 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,714 Eat your tuna, which, I got to say, 515 00:22:41,749 --> 00:22:42,820 was probably the right choice, 516 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,629 'cause this lasagna is disgusting. 517 00:22:44,749 --> 00:22:46,910 How do you ruin lasagna? I'm gonna... 518 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:48,839 quit talking now, drink my Fanta. 519 00:22:49,679 --> 00:22:52,252 I like Fanta. It reminds me of spring breaks. 520 00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:54,256 What? You're sure you're done? 521 00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:56,148 Ah, come on. I still got most of my sandwich left. 522 00:22:56,268 --> 00:22:57,673 I'm sure you got stuff to do. 523 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,382 I mean, who are you here for? 524 00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:01,650 - Here for? - At the hospital. Who are you visiting? 525 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:03,065 I'm not visiting. 526 00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:05,536 Chaplain. 527 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:06,633 Well, actually, I'm a rabbi, 528 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,224 but I do the chaplaincy part time. 529 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:10,239 You know, it brings in a little extra cash, 530 00:23:10,274 --> 00:23:11,520 and it expands my world view. 531 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,876 Have you ever sat with a grieving Southern baptist? 532 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:16,259 Boy, they know how to pray. 533 00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,700 Perfect. That's perfect. 534 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,181 I just asked a rabbi if he was cruising me. 535 00:23:20,215 --> 00:23:21,849 It might have made sense if I was a priest, right? 536 00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:22,896 And the sister fucking. 537 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:25,927 Fucking. What is this fucking that you speak of? 538 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,618 I-I've never heard of it. 539 00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:28,976 Stop. 540 00:23:29,552 --> 00:23:31,168 It's my job. I listen. 541 00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:32,858 I'm not judging. 542 00:23:32,892 --> 00:23:33,938 No? 543 00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:37,128 Well, maybe a little bit, but I keep it to myself. 544 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:38,430 Although the vaginal-weight thing -- 545 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,620 that was very intriguing. 546 00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:43,633 Now, how is a Jew the chaplain in Old Sandwich? 547 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,139 We all trade off at the local hospitals -- 548 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:46,894 the ministers, the rabbis, the priests. 549 00:23:47,014 --> 00:23:49,471 I personally have a little congregation in Greenwich -- 550 00:23:49,505 --> 00:23:52,434 temple mishkon shalom, house of peace. 551 00:23:52,797 --> 00:23:54,245 Although with the fighting that goes on with the board -- 552 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:56,046 I don't know if I believe in God. 553 00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:00,749 Well, you're not alone in that. 554 00:24:00,784 --> 00:24:02,026 I feel very alone. 555 00:24:02,146 --> 00:24:04,953 Which is why a lot of people turn to God. 556 00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:06,421 It's the whole concept. 557 00:24:06,455 --> 00:24:08,457 It makes the world a little less lonely, 558 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,124 a little less scary. 559 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,859 I don't know about less scary. 560 00:24:11,893 --> 00:24:13,593 God comes with a lot of scary. 561 00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:15,862 And I hear you -- 562 00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:17,722 especially the old testament God. 563 00:24:17,948 --> 00:24:20,453 He's, uh -- whew! He's a gangster. 564 00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:23,968 Jill said that Nancy would live because there is no God. 565 00:24:24,002 --> 00:24:27,177 - And if there is a God, she dies? - Oh, absolutely. 566 00:24:27,297 --> 00:24:29,008 With all the shit that she's pulled? Yeah. 567 00:24:29,042 --> 00:24:31,109 You and Jill could both be wrong. 568 00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:32,878 Are we? Then tell me. You're the rabbi. 569 00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,213 I have no idea. 570 00:24:35,652 --> 00:24:36,404 Great. 571 00:24:36,524 --> 00:24:38,158 Andy, you want an easy answer? 572 00:24:39,536 --> 00:24:43,887 Go Jesus. Go Allah. Go -- go -- go atheist. 573 00:24:43,921 --> 00:24:45,255 I'm a Jew. 574 00:24:45,289 --> 00:24:47,423 My obligation is to wrestle. It's to engage. 575 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,726 It's not just to simply, blindly believe. 576 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,194 I mean, that's how I see it. 577 00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:56,430 Well, maybe I'll decide when she wakes up. 578 00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:58,499 Yeah. 579 00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:01,668 And maybe you'll never decide. 580 00:25:01,703 --> 00:25:05,771 I'm gonna say a prayer for your Nancy just in case, 581 00:25:05,806 --> 00:25:07,773 if that's okay with you. 582 00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:12,476 Yeah. Knock yourself out. 583 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:44,494 I thought I'd feel better. 584 00:25:44,528 --> 00:25:46,329 But I don't. 585 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,400 Oh! Oh! 586 00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,371 - Ugh! God damn it! - Sorry. Sorry. 587 00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:56,289 Damn it! Damn you fucking people! 588 00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:59,020 I've had it! I've just had it! 589 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,613 He's sorry. Look at this mess. 590 00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:10,693 Yeah, well... Karma. 591 00:26:15,131 --> 00:26:18,967 Blue team to I.C.U., please. Blue team, I.C.U 592 00:26:25,882 --> 00:26:36,016 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com