1 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,982 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,776 Mama, Mommy's trying to talk. 3 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,528 It's for you. 4 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,982 To grow and to do what you love. 5 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,901 It's great. 6 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:31,457 Andy, you're a man of big ideas. 7 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,617 - What do you want? - I want my son. 8 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:34,834 I've been inside you. 9 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,083 Getting Stevie is not gonna be the answer to your problems. 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,376 The spirit of compromise. 11 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,172 Everyone's a little happy, everyone's a little miserable. 12 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,298 It's family. 13 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,763 Cadets, when you graduate from this police academy 14 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,262 you will be the first line of defense. 15 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,686 We celebrate the closing of escrow on this, 16 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,099 Botwin-Price-Gray family compound, 17 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,276 with significant contributions from the Wilson fund. 18 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,945 CFO? That's a promotion, right? 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,861 You are gonna have so much money. 20 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:08,903 An experiment, to be sure, but really the only solution. 21 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:12,865 May we not kill one another? 22 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,960 Shayla! I swear to God. 23 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,619 Jesus' pants. 24 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,496 I should've used the plastic glasses, 25 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,579 but wine always tastes better in a glass, don't you think? 26 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,209 Is everyone wearing shoes? 27 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,290 Silas, call 911. Silas! 28 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,842 Zapatos. Zappos. 29 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,794 Do you know if that's why they call it Zappos? 30 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,050 Because "shoes" in Spanish is zapatos? 31 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,381 Oh, Jesus. Don't move. 32 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,058 No, it's okay. I'm wearing sandals from Zappos. 33 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,431 Silas, take out your phone and dial! 34 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,640 I said no phones at the table. What's that noise? 35 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,144 Holy shit. 36 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,854 My nose is tingling. Would you help me up, Andy? 37 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,836 I think you should stay right where you are. 38 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:08,485 Why? 39 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,986 She's been shot. My mom's been shot in the head. 40 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,568 What? Whose mom? 41 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,955 Shayla, don't look! 42 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,294 Motherfucker! 43 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,370 Do you know your name? 44 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,871 I do. I know my name. 45 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,950 Nancy Botwin. 46 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,620 I'm not asking you. I'm asking her. I'm assessing. 47 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,872 Oh. Sorry. 48 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,555 Nancy, how many fingers am I holding up? 49 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,418 Over here. 50 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,719 Three. Three very long, elegant fingers. Do you play the piano? 51 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:17,798 No, I don't. 52 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,593 Do you have a very happy girlfriend? 53 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,303 Let's let him ask the questions, okay, Mom? 54 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,683 It's okay. I just need to keep her talking. 55 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,889 But you're trying to assess! 56 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,394 Hey, don't tell me how to do my job, okay? 57 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,818 Don't snap at my kid, long-finger man. 58 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,105 Long fingers snapped. 59 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,361 - Nancy, do you know what year it is? - You don't know? 60 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,694 Doomsday is coming. Not really, though. 61 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,537 You still haven't answered the question, Mom. 62 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,164 - Right. What's your name? - Mike. 63 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,288 Mike. You can call me Nancy. 64 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,868 Nancy, do you know what's happened to you? 65 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,046 Yeah. I broke a glass. 66 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,091 Nancy, can you count back from 100 by sevens for me'? 67 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,386 I'm so bad at math. 68 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,509 I'm really good at Boggle, though. 69 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,927 On a five-by-five, I once spelled "pilsners" like the beers. 70 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,104 Nine letters, motherfuckers. 71 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,806 All right, Nancy, we're about to get to the hospital now. 72 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,983 'Cause I've been shot in the head. 73 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,685 'Cause you've been shot in the head. 74 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,938 Motherfucker. 75 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,399 I'm just gonna close my eyes, is that okay? 76 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,488 Nancy, I need you to keep talking to me, sweetheart. 77 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,986 Okay- 78 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,163 Nancy? Hey, Nancy! 79 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,866 Mom? Mom? Mom? 80 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,492 Mom! 81 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,967 - What the fuck? Andy, let's go! - Shut up, Jill. 82 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,137 Shut your mouth and shut it and shut up and shut up! 83 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,464 Okay, come on. We're leaving. 84 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,719 She asked me to pack things for her. 85 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,678 Those were her last words, "Pack me some stuff." 86 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,265 Andy, she doesn't need a silk camisole and a thong! 87 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,100 There was blood all over her. 88 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,516 They'll clean her up. 89 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,941 They'll put her in a hospital gown. Let's go. 90 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,864 Later, you can go through her underwear while I go through her jewelry. 91 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,278 What is wrong with you? 92 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,943 I'm dark and dry in a crisis. You can't hold it against me. 93 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,198 We all have our ways. 94 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,994 Hey, are we going? I'd kind of like to get the fuck out of here. 95 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,165 Where's Shane? 96 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,993 He took off into the woods. He ran after the shooter. 97 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,246 - Fuck, that kid's got balls! - Or did. 98 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,667 They might be shot off by now. 99 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,878 You are bad people. 100 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,260 Listen, the Mexican kid is hiding in the pantry. I really think we should leave. 101 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,757 Okay, all the essentials. Here we go. 102 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,887 Jill? 103 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,597 What if she dies? 104 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,020 She's not gonna die, Andy. 105 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,229 Why not? 106 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,723 Because there is no God. 107 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,114 What do you see, Pill-Pill? 108 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,946 I see a mess. 109 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,288 Oh, I'm not surprised. They seem like the messy types. 110 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,953 I didn't see you there. 111 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:52,330 We're your neighbors, the Ardmores. Phillip and Whimsy. 112 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,380 I think you need to climb back down your ladder. 113 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,510 When the Brysons lived here, they had an eyesore of a play structure 114 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,713 right up against the property line. 115 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,884 Their children used to climb up and pee into our yard. 116 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,059 I got 'em with a hose. 117 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,685 And once with a fire extinguisher, and once with bees. 118 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,273 Ask him about the ruckus. 119 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,147 Oh, right. What was all the ruckus? 120 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,272 My mother got hurt. 121 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,939 - We live in an enclave, you know. - This is an enclave. 122 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:23,243 We try to keep the noise level down to a civilized level of noise. 123 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,820 Sorry if we disturbed you. 124 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,664 I was checking the vole traps and I heard a bang. 125 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,787 - What was that bang? - It was an awful bang. 126 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:30,913 It was a gunshot. 127 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,667 Gunshot? Well, that's simply unacceptable. 128 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,465 Those are not hunting woods. Those are strolling woods. 129 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,217 O.S. Police! Freeze! 130 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,044 - Do not move! - Oh, my! 131 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,550 - You, too, old people. - Tipton! 132 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,011 - What did he say? - He called us "old." 133 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,889 This is my house. I live here. 134 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,011 Put the gun down. Put it down, Tipton. 135 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,518 Sorry about that, folks. Come on. 136 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,692 You need to send some men over to Halcyon Road and get tire imprints. 137 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,859 And she was shot from over there. 138 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,437 That's where you need to look for shell casings, 139 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,238 potential hair samples, footprints, fingerprints, 140 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,193 anything you can computer-check against known... 141 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,275 One of your guys is stepping in her blood! 142 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,360 Oh, shit! 143 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,662 Son, how would you like a ride to the hospital? 144 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,785 I'm sure you'd like to see how your mother's doing. 145 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,868 I'm happy to zip you right over there while the men here look around. 146 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,537 Jesus! Fine, please take me to the hospital 147 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,123 so I don't have to watch you guys fuck up the crime scene anymore. 148 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,255 - I'm watching you, kid. - Good. Watch this. 149 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,336 We're going. Tipton, you're in charge. 150 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,298 - Where are they going? - Messy. 151 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,596 Messy types, for sure. 152 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:32,887 Can I get a coffee? 153 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,770 - She gets coffee? - I want flan. 154 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,192 Get whatever you want. 155 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,403 Watch Stevie, keep your phones on, do not wander. 156 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,278 Stay in the cafeteria, or you come back here. 157 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,775 Okay, it's got to be the Mexicans, right? 158 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,115 Sure, yeah, Mexicans. Why not? 159 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:51,118 Does that mean they're gonna come back, you know, to finish the job? 160 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,411 Unless they have. 161 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,083 Would we bury her next to Dad? 162 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,082 Can't. He's in the Jewish cemetery. 163 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,085 She took conversion classes before Silas was born, remember? 164 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,341 She never actually finished them, did she? 165 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,263 I don't know. I know she took the classes. 166 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,048 Mom eats cheeseburgers and shrimp. We've had Christmas trees every year. 167 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,092 Like most Jews. Maybe she did convert. 168 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,556 - Botwin family? - Yes, right here, yes. 169 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,932 - Is she alive? - Yes. 170 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,389 However, she is in a coma, and... 171 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,599 I won't pull the plug. 172 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:21,270 I will. I can do that for her. She did it for Bubbie. 173 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,189 No, the coma is medically induced to arrest swelling. 174 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,444 If we see that the swelling has come down, 175 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,242 we'll bring her out and better assess where we are in terms of brain damage. 176 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,286 - How long does that take? - We don't know yet. 177 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,456 You didn't use that Michael Jackson drug, did you? 178 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,037 'Cause that didn't turn out too well. 179 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,915 Propofol, when properly administered and monitored, is a safe drug. 180 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,246 I don't know, I had some for a colonoscopy once 181 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:45,169 and, crazy dreams, monkeys fisting me. I mean, that's kind of weird, right? 182 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,092 If you'd like to see her, you can go in one at a time. 183 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,343 Did she say anything? 184 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,925 Before you put her in the coma, was she talking again'? 185 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,635 Yes, she was, and that's a good sign. 186 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,305 What'd she say? Did she mention the name "Andy"? 187 00:09:56,387 --> 00:10:00,642 No, she only said that I had very pretty eyelashes. 188 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,112 She's right. Your eyelashes are quite lush. 189 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,987 - What about the bullet? - It's in there. 190 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,343 We're gonna leave it in for now. 191 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,694 So, who'd like to see her? 192 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,741 - I'll go first. - I'll go first. 193 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,615 You go first. That's right, yeah, go ahead. 194 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,865 This way. 195 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:17,000 Hello, Botwin family. I'm Mrs. Taft, hospital administration. 196 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:21,538 So sorry for your situation and so sorry to be clobbering you with this now, 197 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:26,001 but we are a private hospital and blah-blah. How will you be paying'? 198 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,629 I have forms. They need to be filled out. 199 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,380 We're not Canada. 200 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,809 We're not France, we're not Taiwan, Costa Rica, Iraq, Oman, Sri Lanka, 201 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,992 Argentina, New Zealand, Spain, Ireland, 202 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,390 Israel, Portugal, Germany, Ukraine, China... 203 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,440 You get the point. 204 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:46,488 We're America. We take all credit cards. Who gets the clipboard? 205 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,740 Gee, which one of us isn't broke? 206 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:54,534 I spy with my little eye, a tall Wall Street animal with a corporate credit card. 207 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,659 Here you go. 208 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,912 And again, so sorry for your situation, and if there's anything I can do... 209 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,994 - Llewelyn? - Right here. 210 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,250 I'm Mrs. Taft. So sorry for your situation. 211 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,376 Shane! 212 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,916 Who did it? Did you catch him? 213 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,762 What the fuck is wrong with your children? 214 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,881 Shit. 215 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,797 I'm gonna kill her. 216 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,642 Hey. 217 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,853 Hey, where the hell have you been? 218 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,937 Where'd you get those? 219 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,648 Lee R. Crawford. 220 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,825 He has many friends. They all hope he gets well soon. 221 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,947 Snack thief. 222 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,654 Yeah, well, my dinner was rudely interrupted. 223 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,155 Yeah, I'm kind of hungry, too. 224 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,722 From all that running in the woods? 225 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,118 There's tapenade and fancy crackers. 226 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,329 Pull her curtain in case someone comes in. 227 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,749 Wow. You went to town. 228 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,197 He's getting everything he needs through a tube, anyways. 229 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,094 Did not see this one coming, huh? 230 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,136 Come on, it was always in the back of our minds. 231 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,349 What would you have done if you would have caught up with him? 232 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,146 He had a fucking rifle. 233 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,557 I know how to disarm someone. 234 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,849 Bullshit. 235 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,025 I do. We learned it last week. 236 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,226 You learned what? 237 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,025 How to subdue and disarm a suspect. 238 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,781 What the fuck are you talking about? 239 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,024 I'm in the Police Academy. 240 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,321 - That's funny. - I'm serious. 241 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,286 I'm in the Police Academy. 242 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,618 I'm not in college. That's where I go every day. 243 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,287 Shane. 244 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,170 We're criminals. 245 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,003 It's the family business. What the fuck are you doing? 246 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,555 I had to. It was this whole thing with Ouellette. 247 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,351 The weird part is, I kind of like it. I think I want to be a cop. 248 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,221 That's bat-shit crazy. 249 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,104 I'm hoping they'll let me use a croquet mallet instead of a billy club. 250 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,395 Don't tell Mom. Jesus, what am I saying? 251 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,526 Who knows? Maybe she's hearing everything. 252 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,989 Hey, Morn, any idea who shot you in the head? 253 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,029 Any guesses? 254 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,748 Do you have any guesses? 255 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,373 Guillermo? Cesar'? Any other random Mexican gangster? 256 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,248 Well, what about that crazy lesbian? What was her name? 257 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,503 - Zoya'? - What about Zoya? 258 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,043 I mean, crime of passion? 259 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,505 It's not her MO. She's an arsonist. She would've gone all Joan of Arc on Mom. 260 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,059 How about your girlfriend, Emma? Nancy screwed her up pretty bad. 261 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,977 No, I doubt it was Emma. 262 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,266 Warren Schiff? 263 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,684 I think he's in jail. 264 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,356 What about that chick whose husband Nancy banged in the trailer park'? 265 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,197 It could be bikers, Armenians, DEA agents gone rogue. 266 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:38,986 Heylia might have finally grown some balls. There are a lot of possibilities. 267 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,412 She's so great at pissing people off. 268 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,373 Think he'll come back, try and finish what he started? 269 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,039 I don't know. Hope so. Give me a chance to nail the fucker. 270 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,882 And what if he comes back to finish what he started? 271 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,759 What then? She needs security. 272 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,466 There should be a guard posted at her door, 273 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,802 we should have security detail at our house. 274 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,891 Somebody shot her in the head. 275 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:10,859 We don't know that the shooter was specifically targeting your... Wife? 276 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,572 Sister-in-law, but that does not adequately explain our relationship. 277 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,068 That's not the point. The point is you're wrong. 278 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,116 She was specifically targeted 279 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,370 for many, many reasons that you can figure out for yourself. 280 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,697 She needs protection. 281 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,159 - Sir, with all due respect... - You think it's funny? 282 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,539 You think the world needs to see a picture of my sister like that? 283 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,542 You know, I heard that they own that photo now. 284 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,831 They could use it for advertising. 285 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,712 - They don't own it. - Yes, they do! 286 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,135 You read the fine print on that service agreement. 287 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,554 Take it down now. 288 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,302 - Where's your phone? - It's at home. 289 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,349 - Okay, let's go. - No. 290 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,722 No, you cannot go home. It is not safe there. 291 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,138 Please! Someone's trying to kill Nancy, not us. 292 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,351 See? 293 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,728 Ma'am, kindly let go of your child's hair. 294 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,277 Hair? This is a clump of dirt hanging from her head. 295 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,482 Ma'am. 296 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,781 Will you please tell him Nancy's shooting was not random and she needs security? 297 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,233 - I need the car keys. - Doug has 'em. 298 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,281 Shit. Out. 299 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,504 What if she doesn't wake up? 300 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,839 Fuck you. She's gonna wake up. 301 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,254 And if she's retarded? 302 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,628 Hey, Doug. 303 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,839 Hey, I brought food from the vending machine. 304 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,307 It's all kind of crap, but... 305 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,511 These artichoke hearts? 306 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,478 You mind sitting with her for a few minutes? 307 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,643 I want to check in with Andy, see if there's a plan. 308 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,099 Sure, no problem. 309 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,190 Hey, Nance. Rough day, huh? 310 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,282 I love these. 311 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,031 Look at all this good stuff. 312 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,448 You got stroopwafels, tapenade. 313 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,368 Olive oil crackers, yum. 314 00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,093 Feels kind of weird eating off your body, especially when you're not naked. 315 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,215 Kidding. 316 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,094 Tell you what, I'm gonna move these onto your table here. 317 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,299 There you go. 318 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,397 Sorry. Got all kinds of crumbs all over you. Let me wipe those off for you. 319 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,272 You stay in pretty good shape, don't you, Nance? 320 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,025 Trim. Fit. 321 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,780 Dana used to Zumba, 322 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,234 but that doesn't seem like that would be something you'd like to do. 323 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,116 Also, Dana's boobs fall down into her armpits when she lies down like that. 324 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,789 But not you. You look great. 325 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,373 Another crumb here, let me pop that off there. 326 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,870 There you go. 327 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,377 Wow. Boy, you are just a mess, aren't you? 328 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:49,222 Tell you what, I'm gonna loosen your gown to just kind of shake it out a little bit. 329 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,847 I had this image in my head. 330 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,482 There. That's better. Nice and tight, nice and tight. 331 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,912 Is that... Have you been stealing from our baskets? 332 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,248 What, this? 333 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,212 Finally got the keys. 334 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,920 Apparently Doug's been banned from the hospital. 335 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,300 Do you know what happened? 336 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,223 Never mind. I don't want to know. 337 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,471 I'm gonna head back to the house and beat my daughter in private. 338 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,677 Do you need anything? 339 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,100 Don't you wanna take a moment? 340 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,690 No, I don't. 341 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,565 Maybe when she's awake to defend herself. I'm mad at her. 342 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,896 For getting shot? 343 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,320 Sure, add that to the list. 344 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,323 - She looks very peaceful. - Well, of course she does. 345 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,402 She doesn't have to deal with all this shit, we do. 346 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,080 She gets to sleep. 347 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:54,995 What are you doing? 348 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,997 She looks dry. 349 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,667 - Eye cream is very important to her. - Oh, look at that. 350 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,798 You're doing something sweet. 351 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,927 I do sweet things all the time. 352 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,135 I'm just sort of graceless about it, so people don't notice. 353 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,647 I'm mostly, you know, a do-good person. 354 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,143 You're right. You are. You really are. 355 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,107 Thank you for noticing. 356 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,402 - This is so surreal. - Is it? 357 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,492 For me it is. 358 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,657 Oh. 359 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,130 Wait. Wait. 360 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,503 What? We should stop. We should stop, right? 361 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,103 This is too inappropriate. It's wrong. 362 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,301 - No. - What? 363 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,300 - No. We're working shit out. - Yeah. 364 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:54,509 And we're full of emotion. It's fine. I just have to take out my weight. 365 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,844 Your what? 366 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,896 - I had twins, Andy. - Right'? 367 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,442 And I'm trying to rebuild my pelvic floor and I Kegel around it. 368 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,645 It's like doing reps for your vagina. 369 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,315 Hot. Can I see? 370 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,295 Wow! Oh, it's heavy. 371 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,669 I've been doing it for a while. I'm getting pretty buff. 372 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,216 Buff muff, I like it. 373 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,963 Oh, you will. 374 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,764 Wow. Whatever you're doing, it's working. 375 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,144 Thank you. 376 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,097 Do you feel bad'? I feel a little bad. 377 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,687 I feel great. Thank you. 378 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,819 Now I'm gonna go home, where you should go, too. 379 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,319 Take a break. Take a shower. Come back later. She'll still be here. 380 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,238 Yeah. I don't know if it's safe. 381 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,820 I'm not worried. 382 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,749 Come home when you're ready. I'm gonna order pizza. 383 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,661 - Oh. Excuse me. - Sorry. 384 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,719 That's a vagina weight. Thanks. 385 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,313 She'll want that back. 386 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,607 My friend's rebuilding her pelvic floor. 387 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,017 Nurse! 388 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,360 You mind if I sit? 389 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,908 What? No. Sit away. 390 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,574 Dave. 391 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,155 32335: 392 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,950 You're not hungry? 393 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,294 It's hospital cafeteria food. 394 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:49,374 That soupçon of depression and grief you get in every bite? 395 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,050 Can't quite take it on right now. 396 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,004 They do a nice tapioca. You can barely taste the sadness. 397 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,430 Come on, tapioca is inherently sad. 398 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,930 Delicious, I grant you, but a sad, sad food. 399 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,642 Do you want to talk? 400 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,598 About what? 401 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,141 Whatever you want. 402 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,233 Okay, is this how people speak to each other in hospitals, 403 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,564 or are you cruising me? 404 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,445 Which, if you are, I got to say, ordering tuna was a bad call, 405 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:21,031 but kudos to you for creativity in terms of locale and I gotta pass. 406 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,201 No, it's a hospital thing. I like women. 407 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,084 Me, too. 408 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,047 - Who are you here for? - My dead brother's wife. 409 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,254 She might be dying right now 410 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,303 and so I fucked her sister up against the wall of her room. 411 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,384 - Wow. - Oh, you don't even know. 412 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,718 Her sister's been working out with these vagina weights. 413 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,849 Wow. We fooled around a while ago, it was fine and all, 414 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,681 but, man, now it's like dick massage up there. 415 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,311 Like, there's the in and out, 416 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,519 but there's also this squeezing thing happening that's simply delightful. 417 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,446 And I know it's all in the heat of the moment, 418 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,282 in the face of a crisis, I can't think of another cliche right now, 419 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,484 but what if she dies? 420 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,111 What do we all do then? 421 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,991 And how come I didn't keep her safe, and why doesn't she love me back, 422 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,167 and why can't I move on with my life, my own life, 423 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,622 not the one where I'm this satellite orbiting her sun and raising her sons? 424 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,924 I have nothing, and my life is half over. More than half, probably, 425 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,799 'cause I have high genetic risk factors for heart disease and colon cancer. 426 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,802 And even if she does live, she's been shot in the fucking head. 427 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:21,882 Who's she gonna be? 428 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,891 And if I've been defining myself by her all this time, who am I gonna be? 429 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,597 And you don't care. Eat your tuna, 430 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,899 which I got to say, was probably the right choice, 431 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,727 'cause this lasagna is disgusting. How do you ruin lasagna? 432 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:36,735 I'm gonna quit talking now, drink my Fanta. 433 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,908 I like Fanta. It reminds me of spring breaks. 434 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,154 What? You're sure you're done? Come on, I still got most of my sandwich left. 435 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,406 I'm sure you got stuff to do. 436 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,332 - I mean, who are you here for? - Here for? 437 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:50,082 - At the hospital, who are you visiting? - I'm not visiting. 438 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,253 "Chaplain." 439 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,132 Well, actually, I'm a rabbi, but I do the chaplaincy part-time. 440 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,461 It brings in a little extra cash and it expands my world view. 441 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,592 Have you ever sat with a grieving southern Baptist? 442 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,223 Boy, they know how to pray. 443 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,849 Perfect, that's perfect. I just asked a rabbi if he was cruising me. 444 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,854 Might've made sense if I was a priest, right? 445 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,105 And the sister-fucking. 446 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,309 Fucking. What is this fucking that you speak of? 447 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,565 I've never heard of it. Stop. 448 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,573 It's my job. I listen. I'm not judging. 449 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,865 No? 450 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,366 Well, maybe a little bit, but I keep it to myself. 451 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,868 Although the vaginal-weight thing, that was very intriguing. 452 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:30,292 Now, how is a Jew the chaplain in Old Sandwich? 453 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,778 We all trade off at the local hospitals, the ministers, the rabbis, the priests. 454 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,207 I personally have a little congregation in Greenwich, 455 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,673 Temple Mishkon Shalom, House of Peace. 456 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,550 Although, with the fighting that goes on with the board... 457 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:42,949 I don't know if I believe in God. 458 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,476 Well, you're not alone in that. 459 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,103 I feel very alone. 460 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:53,641 Which is why a lot of people turn to God. It's the whole concept. 461 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,694 It makes the world a little less lonely, a little less scary. 462 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:01,274 I don't know about less scary. God comes with a lot of scary. 463 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:05,078 And I hear you, especially the Old Testament God. 464 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,701 He's a gangster. 465 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,659 Jill said that Nancy would live because there is no God. 466 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,413 And if there is a God, she dies? 467 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,712 Oh, absolutely. With all the shit that she's pulled'? Yeah. 468 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,832 You and Jill could both be wrong. 469 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,667 Are we? Then tell me. You're the rabbi. 470 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:21,923 I have no idea. 471 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,557 - Great. - Andy, you want an easy answer? 472 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,636 Go Jesus, go Allah, go atheist. 473 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,971 I'm a Jew. 474 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,602 My obligation is to wrestle. It's to engage. 475 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:39,939 It's not just to simply blindly believe. I mean, that's how I see it. 476 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,194 Well, maybe I'll decide when she wakes up. 477 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,363 Yeah. 478 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,029 And maybe you'll never decide. 479 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:52,951 I'm gonna say a prayer for your Nancy just in case. 480 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,376 If that's okay with you. 481 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,039 Yeah, knock yourself out. 482 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:32,999 I thought I'd feel better, but I don't. 483 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,752 - Sorry! - God damn it! 484 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:43,334 - Sorry! - Damn it! Damn you fucking people! 485 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,170 I've had it! I just had it! 486 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,130 He's sorry. Look at this mess! 487 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,269 Yeah, well, karma. 488 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,735 Blue team to ICU, please. Blue team to ICU.