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Tess Westin, AP.

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Yes.

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Gary Cooper.

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Can that really be his name?

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Yes. Desk producer.

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Tamara Hart, AP.

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I'm on fire.

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New neighbors.

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Okay.

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- Morning.
- Big day.

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Can I talk to you a second?

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- We've got a rundown meeting.
- Yeah.

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- They're very young out there.
- I know.

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But what they lack in experience,
they make up for in inexperience.

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- Mac...
- It's an asset.

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They don't know
how to do the news badly yet.

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Or really at all.

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Some of them will be doing things
they haven't done before,

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but they'll be supervised.
I want to grow these people,

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so you're going to go easy on them.

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We talked about this last night,
and for three hours the night before

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and again at 4:00 a.m.
this morning.

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And you're sure you don't
wanna lead with the spill?

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- I am. Is that what you wanted to talk about?
- No.

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I think most people here know that
you and I were together a while ago.

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- I think so, too.
- I don't want anyone to know

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- why we're not together now.
- Sure.

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- I mean no one.
- You think I'm gonna talk about it?

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I find it hard to predict
what you will and won't do.

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- I won't be telling anyone.
- As long as we're straight.

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- We are.
- No one. Nothing.

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Just to be clear, you want me

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- to tell some people, but not everyone.
- Let's go.

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You're going to have nine minutes with
Jan Brewer, nine minutes with La Raza.

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I wanna go on record saying
we should open with the spill.

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- Done.
- We'll open with the spill?

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No, but you're on record
saying you think we should.

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The spill is all
anyone's talking about.

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Because we're the
ones telling them to.

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We're still reporting on
it, just not at the top.

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I'm looking at film of an oil
rig sinking into the ocean.

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That's pretty good television.

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We don't do good television,
we do the news.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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And welcome to the first pitch
meeting of <i>News Night</i> 2.0.

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The chaos of the spill is settling down,
and we get to do our first real show.

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11:00, I hear the pitches,

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4:00, the show starts
to look like the show,

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and 6:00, we lock it in.

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I learned everyone's
names last night.

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A huge step
in the right direction.

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We'll be opening tonight with SB 1070,
the Arizona immigration bill,

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which Will supports, by the way.

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You all thought he was a closet liberal
when, really, he's a closet moron.

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I'm not a closet anything.
Seriously, I know everyone's name.

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I was up half the night learning
to pronounce Calanasia Zbrezniak.

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Cally doesn't work here anymore.

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- Dianastasia Jorma?
- Nope.

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Mohammed al Mohammed
el Mohammed bin Bazir?

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Went to Fox.

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Fox hired someone
with three Mohammeds in their name?

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But let's give him
a hand for effort.

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Shut up!

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- Is your name really Gary Cooper?
- Yeah.

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<i>What is News Night 2.0?</i>

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- This is...
- Mac, the...

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Right, thank you.

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Before we get to 2.0,

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I'm supposed to read something
from IT, and I don't want to forget.

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"New aliases have been set up
for in-house e-mails.

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"Autocomplete has been enabled
on your Outlook."

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Anybody know what that meant?

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Right.

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"Asterisk-interns" or "asterisk-staff,"
an asterisk makes it go to a group.

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No asterisk makes it
go to an individual.

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Your name is Neelamani Sampat.

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- Nailed it.
- Neal's fine.

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Can you say it one more time?

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Just type an e-mail to someone.

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Okay, I'm sending
an e-mail to Will.

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I'm typing it.

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- I'm still typing it.
- What are you doing now?

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Still typing.

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And I'm sending it.

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It's all right.
You made two mistakes.

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You used an asterisk,

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and instead of typing "W" for "Will,"
you typed "S" for "staff."

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They're close together
on the keyboard.

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"Will McAvoy's a closet bigot
who hates immigrants,

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"even though this country
was founded by immigrants."

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- Everybody get the same thing?
- Yep.

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No one in this newsroom's job

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is being threatened
by an undocumented worker.

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<i>Here we go. This is News Night 2.0.</i>

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Sorry!

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- Excuse me, Charlie?
- Yeah.

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You wanted to see me?

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A 12-year-old kid in Topeka

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is trying to convince me he's got
a pair of jacks in the hole.

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- Shouldn't he be in school?
- He is in school.

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- How can I help you?
- Hang on.

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He really did have
jacks in the hole.

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Is there a way I can
tell his parents?

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- I'm a little busy.
- Sure.

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You know how you have a secret meeting
with Will every day to talk about numbers?

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- I... We don't have a secret meeting.
- Yeah, you do.

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You meet with him in private
and you tell him exactly...

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I do it at his request.

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- It's very instructive.
- It is.

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- It's invaluable.
- Yeah.

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I want you to stop.

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Don't break down the numbers
for him for a little while.

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Can I ask why?

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We're trying something new,
and I don't want him getting cold feet.

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- He listens to you.
- He should.

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But what do you mean
you're trying something new?

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We're going to try doing the news,
and see what happens.

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I don't get it.

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There are two important
conversations,

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how do we do the
best news possible,

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and how do we get the
most people to watch?

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I don't want one of those conversations
to have anything to do with the other...

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You don't want ratings
to drive content.

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- Exactly.
- Neither do I.

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- I want content to drive ratings.
- That's the hope.

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But for the moment, I don't want
ratings in Will's head at all.

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I'd be able to tell him you spiked
close to 75,000 new viewers

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since you broke your story.

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- That's 10% in four days.
- Yeah.

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In addition to the haul he brought in
after he went crazy at Northwestern.

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- He didn't go crazy.
- I'd be able to tell him

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that 32% of those
are in the demo...

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- Reese.
- And 44% make over 75K,

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which means we can charge more
for 15 and 30s

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and get out
of the wheelchair-selling business.

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And what does he do
with that information?

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He stretches out the
spill as long as he can.

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- That's ratings driving content.
- That's just reality.

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- Reese.
- No, I need to be able to do my job.

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Just don't break down
the numbers for Will.

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We've never gotten along
that well, have we?

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Reese, don't break down
the numbers for Will.

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If I hid in a locked vault
buried under the AWM building,

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Will would find me so I could
break down the numbers for him,

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because Will McAvoy is the biggest
ratings whore in the business.

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- I'm not the bad guy.
- Nobody's the bad guy.

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Though if you call
Will a whore again,

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I'm going to take out your teeth
one punch at a time.

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- Anything else?
- No, sir.

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This is a new show and
there are new rules.

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One, "Is this information
we need in the voting booth?"

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Two, "Is this the best possible
form of the argument?"

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And three, "ls the story
in historical context?"

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You can use a mnemonic device.

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I, I, I, the three "I's."

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- That's not really helpful.
- I was gonna say.

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We're not opening with BP?

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It'll go down in the D block.
There's nothing new.

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How about today's day four of the
president not saying anything about it?

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Would you get off the man's back?
Jesus Christ, I'm surprised you found room.

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Gary, Kendra.

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Gary is the smart black guy who's
not afraid to criticize Obama.

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Kendra got double 800s on her SATs,
makes Gary crazy. I studied.

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BP's going in the D block. Jim.

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SB 1070 passed the Arizona House last week, and
a few days later, passed the State Senate.

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Its official name is

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the "Support Our Law Enforcement
and Safe Neighborhoods Act."

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It requires immigrants carry their alien
registration documents at all times,

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requires police question people
if there's reason to suspect

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they're in the
United States illegally,

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and it targets those
who hire illegal immigrants.

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The governor signs the bill today.

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Is it worth mentioning this is the
same state that offered a bill

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requiring presidential candidates
to show their birth certificates

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in order to get on the ballot?

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In a courtroom,
that would be called "prejudicial."

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It would be called
prejudicial anywhere.

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Nope, not that kind of prejudicial.

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We've got the governor
for nine minutes.

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- Just us. She's only talking to Will.
- How'd you swing that?

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By telling her about
<i>News Night</i> 2.0.

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You showed her the easel?

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I convinced her she's not going to
have to outshout a crazy person.

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That studio is a courtroom,

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and we only call expert witnesses.

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Will is the attorney
for both sides.

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He examines the witness
and reveals facts.

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You will be amazed at the guests we'll book
using that unbelievably obvious template.

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You don't have to raise your hand.

190
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,320
I saw one of those crazy militia
guys on Jon Stewart last night.

191
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,447
We could also have him on.

192
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,124
Did you hear me
when I was speaking just then

193
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,770
or were you distracted
by a bumblebee?

194
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What does the "I" stand for?

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The second "I."

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"Is this the best possible
form of the argument?"

197
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Not the most colorful version,

198
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,809
not the most outrageous version,

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but the best possible version.

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00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,641
- How do you define "best"?
- I define it by the source.

201
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,486
I define it by the number
of relevant facts it contains,

202
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:35,565
and I define it by an X factor that I
trust Will and myself to determine,

203
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,768
using our combined five
decades in the field.

204
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,723
What's the best possible version
of the "birther" argument?

205
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,167
There isn't one.
And that's the fourth. Ah!

206
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,890
This one's an

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00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,201
Are there really two
sides to this story?

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00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,409
So it's I-I-I-A.

209
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,369
What does that mean,
"Are there really..."

210
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,967
The media is biased towards success,
and the media is biased towards fairness.

211
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,491
How can you be biased
toward fairness?

212
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,369
There aren't two sides
to every story.

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00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,046
Some stories have five sides,
some only have one.

214
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,088
- You don't have to raise your hand.
- I still don't under...

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Biased toward fairness means

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that if the entire
Congressional Republican Caucus

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00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,049
were to walk into the House
and propose a resolution

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stating that the Earth was flat,
the <i>Times</i> would lead with,

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"Democrats and Republicans
Can't Agree on Shape of Earth."

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00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,086
Uh...

221
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,525
Mac?

222
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,602
- Would you let them raise their hands?
- Fine.

223
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,683
- Back to immigration.
- Neelamani Sampat.

224
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,842
- It means blue jewel.
- I didn't know that.

225
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I did. I took the time. I care.

226
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,567
Are you asking him out?

227
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,563
If he wants me to. I'm nice.

228
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,449
- And what are you still doing here?
- I was asked to help.

229
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,887
Don generously volunteered
to help during the transition.

230
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- He was asked or he volunteered?
- I'm happy to go.

231
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,361
- Apologize.
- I'm sorry.

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- To Don.
- I'm over it.

233
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,171
- Neal.
- There is an alternative weekly in Spokane

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called the <i>Pacific Northwest Insider</i>

235
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,525
that published an article about
immigration a couple of weeks ago.

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00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,881
The story featured a
guy named Hector Nunez

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who revealed that when he was 16,

238
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,128
his parents told him
that he was living here illegally.

239
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,486
The paper used his real name?

240
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,565
Yeah, and the state of Washington rescinded his
driver's license after the piece came out.

241
00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,722
He needs his car to get to his
job with a small moving company

242
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,041
and to take his kids to
school in the morning.

243
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,329
- I thought we could have him on.
- I've got to budget 42 minutes.

244
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,881
I've already spent 18
on Jan Brewer and La Raza.

245
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,803
I thought we could put
a human face on immigration.

246
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,121
How about putting a human face
on the guy whose job he took?

247
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,481
We don't have the time.

248
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,287
We've got 1070, BP and
a senate candidate

249
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,283
who says poor people
can pay doctors with chickens.

250
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,761
But even if we did have the time, it
would be emotionally manipulative.

251
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,171
- How?
- We'd be putting him there

252
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,480
so that we can feel sorry for him.

253
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,244
We should feel sorry for him.
He's getting screwed.

254
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,885
You should feel sorry
for the guy whose job he took.

255
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,803
I don't want to feel
sorry for anybody.

256
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,248
I want the facts, and neither
of them can provide facts.

257
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,129
- Somebody's gonna book this kid.
- Nobody's gonna book him.

258
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,851
Nobody's gonna have heard of him. It's
an alternative weekly in Spokane.

259
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,961
And do you see,

260
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,441
"What's our competition
doing," on the easel?

261
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,363
- No, but I wish I did.
- Moving on.

262
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,125
The Dow has ticked down 108 points

263
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,282
on a surprisingly
weak durable-goods orders report

264
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,203
from the Commerce Department
that has raised worries...

265
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,363
Listen, I'm not gonna take it
from him in public or private.

266
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,283
- I'm doing you guys a favor.
- I'm sorry.

267
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,885
I understand and he knows that.

268
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,644
<i>You're cutting PopWatch
and Today on YouTube?</i>

269
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,041
I am and I know they're
both yours, but...

270
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,246
I don't care that they're mine.

271
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,288
I care that they're the most
popular segments on the show.

272
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,441
Look at the minute to minutes.

273
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,249
Feel free to use them
when you and Elliot start at 10:00.

274
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,846
Yeah, there's gonna be nobody left at
10:00 if you lead off the night with

275
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,365
the "Will McAvoy Makes You
Eat Your Vegetables Hour."

276
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,481
Hmm?

277
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,286
Forget it.

278
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,681
- Maggie.
- Yeah.

279
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,842
Mac wants me to supervise your
pre-interview with Brewer's office.

280
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,967
- I was told.
- All right,

281
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,963
you're gonna be talking
to a spokesperson.

282
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,326
I'll call him now.

283
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,402
I thought maybe we could do
a practice run first.

284
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,171
Okay, I'd like to say,
with all respect,

285
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,322
that I don't feel I
need to be supervised.

286
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,164
- Okay.
- You'll let me do it by myself?

287
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,802
No, I just meant, okay,
I heard you say that.

288
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,161
I've been here a year.
You've been here three days.

289
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,287
Mac's working with a group

290
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,089
of relatively inexperienced people
she doesn't know.

291
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,241
- I know that.
- All right.

292
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,084
- So you'll let me do it myself?
- No.

293
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,727
- Then I'm doing this under protest.
- I'm sorry?

294
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,690
I'm just... I'll be...
I'm doing this under protest.

295
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,330
- What does that look like?
- It'll be the same.

296
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,164
I'm just lodging an
official protest.

297
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,328
- With who?
- My immediate superior, I guess.

298
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,680
That's me.

299
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,250
- Well, are you writing it down?
- No.

300
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,805
Are you really considering
going to 10:00?

301
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,766
- Don made some compelling arguments.
- Yeah? What were they?

302
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,650
That growing something from scratch
is something I should experience.

303
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,491
- Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.

304
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,721
- What did that mean?
- Nothing.

305
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,847
- Really?
- Yeah.

306
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,410
I know exactly what
you're thinking.

307
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,050
I can't say the same.

308
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,485
You don't think
I'm making a relationship choice?

309
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,801
- No.
- That this is just a temp gig for me

310
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,129
until someone puts a ring on it
and I can have kids?

311
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,049
I wasn't saying... I
didn't say any of that.

312
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,930
You don't think that I don't have the
same commitment to news that you do?

313
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,126
No.

314
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,443
I'll be honest because of the way
I phrased those questions,

315
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,562
I wasn't totally clear
on what your answers meant.

316
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,564
I think that you have the same
commitment to the news that I do.

317
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,649
I think kids are great.
I used to be one.

318
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,210
And I can't remember the
third thing, but...

319
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,611
- Ring, ring.
- Thank you.

320
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,284
- Ring, ring.
- Hi, it's Glenn Fisher.

321
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,566
- Glenn Fisher?
- Yes.

322
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,563
- That's the spokesperson I'm talking to?
- Yes.

323
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,687
I thought it was John Markell.

324
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,444
Fisher's a press agent
who's doing the pre-interview.

325
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,486
Okay.

326
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,246
First, you go into iNEWS
and you look over the questions

327
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,845
the segment producer
put in the rundown.

328
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,089
Identify yourself and your news
agency, summarize the segment,

329
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,491
the length, whether
it's live or not,

330
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,164
and who we're having on
from the other side.

331
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,762
I'm sorry, but don't I first open
my eyes and notice it's a new day?

332
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,444
- What are we talking about here?
- I've done this before.

333
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,251
- Okay.
- What is this magic box in front of me?

334
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,401
Have I done something to you?

335
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,369
I swear I was just thinking
the exact same thing.

336
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,044
I have no idea why I'm
being mean to you.

337
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,360
Now that you know that,
do you think you'll stop?

338
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,369
That's the thing, it
doesn't feel like it.

339
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,481
I'm just being honest.

340
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,244
I can't ask for more than that,
except rational thought.

341
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,850
- What was that?
- Nothing.

342
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,570
- Ring, ring.
- Hi, it's Glenn Fisher.

343
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,365
Glenn, this is Margaret Jordan.

344
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,090
I'm an associate
producer at <i>News Night,</i>

345
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,124
and I'm doing the pre-interview for the
governor's appearance this evening.

346
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,090
I know Will's gonna wanna ask
why mean people

347
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,481
tend to pour into your state
like it's a bathtub drain.

348
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,641
Will's not gonna wanna ask that.

349
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,451
I think they're building the fence
on the wrong side of the state.

350
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,045
Margaret, here in Arizona,

351
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,851
the government can barely pay for the
needs of native-born poor as it is,

352
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,524
welfare, education,
Social Security,

353
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,489
especially when so
many households here

354
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,369
are one or two paychecks away
from the poverty line.

355
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,646
You're scapegoating these people.

356
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,451
Stop. I just said
illegals cost money.

357
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,369
- Ask the follow-up.
- Okay.

358
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,046
Ask it.

359
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,402
My follow-up, Mr. Fisher, is this.

360
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,480
I understand
that having undocumented workers

361
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,766
living in the US costs money,

362
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,808
and it's a problem
we have to do something about,

363
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,169
but shouldn't it be a point
of pride for Americans

364
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,323
that others are willing to uproot
their families just to come here?

365
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,409
The follow-up was,
"How much do they cost?"

366
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,131
But, yes, it is a point of pride
that people wanna come to America,

367
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,168
and we value our diverse
population in Arizona,

368
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,686
but we just want people to immigrate
legally and become citizens.

369
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,525
And I'm sure that's what's behind
the emotion and the vitriol.

370
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,887
Americans hate it when people don't
fill out the proper paperwork.

371
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,041
You can't antagonize the...

372
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,691
I'm gonna ask the right
questions, you dweeb.

373
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,683
- And you'll follow up?
- I'll follow up.

374
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,809
My point is that whatever side
of this you're on,

375
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,166
the rhetoric we use to
talk about these people

376
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,766
who risk their lives
to have a shot at picking oranges

377
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,922
so their kids have a
shot at not being dead

378
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,800
makes it sound like we're talking
about scraping gum off our shoes.

379
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,925
These people chose to take a
huge risk to become Americans,

380
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,446
and they deserve a better
descriptor than "illegals."

381
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,605
You don't need me.
You got this one.

382
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,566
Thank you.

383
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,371
<i>Another story making headlines
this morning is, of course, Greece,</i>

384
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,727
<i>whose prime minister
officially requested activation</i>

385
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,802
of the EU/IMF bailout package,

386
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,723
lifting the euro
from its lowest level of the year

387
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,564
and sending commodity
prices soaring.

388
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,483
We'll have that and the rest
of the day's financial news

389
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,130
<i>on Market Wrap-Up at 4:00.</i>

390
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,406
I'm Sloan Sabbith.

391
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,051
Let's go out to Diane
and Billy on the west coast

392
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,645
<i>for Atlantis Hollywood.</i>

393
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,126
And we're clear.

394
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,406
- Hello.
- Sloan, I'm MacKenzie McHale.

395
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,482
- I know. It's good to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.

396
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,767
- Do you have a minute?
- Sure. Thanks.

397
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,970
You know, I was
watching you earlier

398
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,362
when you were talking about two
companies, Capital One and...

399
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,566
- Baxter.
- Baxter.

400
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,405
And the prompter said, "Both of
whom are hinting at good numbers,"

401
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,926
and you said, "Both of which
are hinting at good numbers."

402
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,081
Was that an accident?

403
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,571
No. I didn't write that copy.

404
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,126
I changed it to "which"
because "whom" is for people.

405
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,168
- Is someone in trouble?
- No.

406
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,084
Do you mind coming into my office
for a second?

407
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,207
Sure.

408
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,282
What's the difference
between a corporation and a person?

409
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,764
Have you ever held a
door open for someone?

410
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,330
- Yes.
- Did you ask them for money first?

411
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,084
- No.
- That's the difference.

412
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,286
That's the right answer.

413
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,601
- Am I taking a test?
- I've asked around and people say

414
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,284
you don't belong here,
that you could be making

415
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,442
a lot more money as an
analyst at Goldman.

416
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,841
Couldn't you be making a lot more
money producing reality television?

417
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,561
I do produce reality television.

418
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,927
I don't know what to tell you.
I like my job.

419
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,690
Do you feel like
working longer hours?

420
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,280
They talked to me
about doing a morning show

421
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,646
a couple of times,
but I can't do that.

422
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,082
I'm not interested in cooking.
I make sandwiches.

423
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,166
I get that I don't necessarily look
like it, but I'm an economist.

424
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,607
- Thanks, though.
- Yeah, I meant in prime time.

425
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,523
I want to give you five
minutes every night

426
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,206
to talk about where we are
and how we got here.

427
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,441
Are you serious?

428
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,765
There are people more
qualified than I am.

429
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,491
I can put you in touch with some of the
professors that I studied under...

430
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,006
Yeah, the thing is they're
not going to have your legs.

431
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,367
I'm sorry, but if I'm going to get
people to listen to an economics lesson,

432
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,410
I've got to find someone who doesn't
look like George Bernard Shaw.

433
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,529
I would not ask you if I didn't
think you were qualified.

434
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,607
You want me to do pole dancing while
explaining subprime mortgages?

435
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,841
If you're up to it, sure.

436
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,646
All right, <i>I</i> get it.

437
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,569
We'll start a conversation
with Will about our goals

438
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,125
- and how we're going to get there.
- Great.

439
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,804
I think you and I are
going to be good friends.

440
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:25,961
- I'd like that.
- Me, too.

441
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,042
- Okay.
- I mean it. I don't have any friends.

442
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,761
Oh.

443
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,008
You know, you're new in town, so...

444
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,809
Yeah, yeah.

445
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,365
You know, you and I
have something in common.

446
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,487
What's that?

447
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,331
I had a boyfriend who
cheated on me, too.

448
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,880
- Ah.
- The week of our wedding.

449
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,883
Oh. Oh.

450
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,001
I don't understand.

451
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,367
I know about Will.

452
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,609
Yeah, yeah.

453
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,520
I still don't understand.

454
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,368
Wait, Will didn't cheat on me.

455
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,771
- I used to deny it, too.
- Will didn't cheat on me.

456
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,524
- Oh, okay, sorry.
- I can't talk about what happened,

457
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,125
but I can tell you that
Will didn't cheat on me.

458
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,362
- I shouldn't have mentioned anything.
- Sloan, listen to me.

459
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,641
Will didn't cheat on me.

460
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,928
Yes, we were together
for two years and we broke up.

461
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,731
I can't tell you any more than that, but
he never, ever, never cheated on me.

462
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,529
- Who told you that?
- Everybody.

463
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,404
That's what people... No, no, no.

464
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,720
That's not what happened.

465
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,326
- You don't have to tell me what happened.
- I can't tell you what happened.

466
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,448
He doesn't want anyone in the office to know.
He made me promise.

467
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,485
No, not because...

468
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,650
I can't talk. Ugh!

469
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,768
Even though in this situation,
I think he'd prefer...

470
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,491
No, he really doesn't want
the office to know anything.

471
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,961
- He didn't cheat on me.
- I should get back to work.

472
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,929
You need to tell people that.

473
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,081
You're enabling an ass.

474
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,730
He's... Whoa.

475
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,924
He's not an ass.

476
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,686
Come here.

477
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,687
Will's not an ass. He's
the opposite of an ass.

478
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,762
Even if he did cheat on me,
which he absolutely didn't,

479
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,126
he's definitely not an ass.

480
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,964
- Do people think that?
- You had to have known that.

481
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,042
I thought they thought he
was gruff, but lovable.

482
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,610
No, they think he's an ass
who cheated on you.

483
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,920
That has to be corrected.

484
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,002
- I have to start the 4:00.
- Okay, okay, okay.

485
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,726
You need to do this.

486
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,650
You need to go from
person to person

487
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,371
and tell them that Will
is an extraordinary man

488
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,169
with a heart the size
of a Range Rover,

489
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,528
that there's a long
story that has to do...

490
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,250
A lot to do with me,
but also other things.

491
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,449
I can't tell you the story of his
life, but he's the good guy.

492
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,289
- Will you tell people that?
- Every chance I get.

493
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,044
- You're not going to, right?
- No, I'm not.

494
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,366
Okay.

495
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,009
We spiked up 9% overall.

496
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,242
On top of the 7%
that came after Northwestern.

497
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,526
You played high school football.

498
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,210
What do you do when you have
a lead late in the game?

499
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,770
My high school never had
to worry about that.

500
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,285
- You protect the lead.
- Will McAvoy!

501
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,966
How do you get used to eating lunch
at 4:00 in the afternoon?

502
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,520
I work from 11:00 to 9:00
It's across all demos, too.

503
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,490
Will McAvoy's the place to be
for all things BP.

504
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,564
Hey, I need you to tell me right now
you're not using that as a promo slug.

505
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,405
We're not, but Brad ground-researched the
hell out of this since Northwestern,

506
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,324
and the feedback we keep getting,
especially from 18 to 49s,

507
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,640
is just studded with green flags.

508
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,131
And this isn't Brad
selective-coding, man.

509
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,170
We're talking about an actual, bona fide,
audience-driven response to Northwestern

510
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,571
and the way you handled
the breaking news.

511
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,449
I don't see them
capping the well anytime soon.

512
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,329
- But you're not leading with it.
- Not tonight.

513
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,890
It'll be down in the D block.

514
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,041
It sunk this morning.

515
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,125
We got film of a massive offshore drilling
rig sinking into the Gulf of Mexico.

516
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,241
We knew that was gonna happen.

517
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,482
People knew the Titanic was gonna
sink when they went to the movie,

518
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,365
but it was cool to watch, which
is why they went to the movie.

519
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,161
Partner, something's going on here
and you gotta tell me what it is.

520
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,561
Look, we're trying to
format a new broadcast

521
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,529
that puts a priority
on information voters need,

522
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,967
puts the information in context,
and then tries to present

523
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,042
the best possible versions
of competing arguments.

524
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,447
Here's what I just heard, "We got
a hit show that just got bigger,

525
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,010
"so now we're trying to fix it."

526
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,525
Listen, there's no one
here but me and you.

527
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,523
Is this something you want
or something you got talked into?

528
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,204
It's... No, it's
something I want badly.

529
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,011
- I've wanted this since the dawn of time.
- More than numbers?

530
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,606
Weren't you the one that told me that
your audience are your only friends?

531
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,001
I said that after a couple of shots
of some kind of varnish remover

532
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,525
at a particularly low
point in my life.

533
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,045
- That was two weeks ago.
- It was a very low point.

534
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,565
- I think it was lower than three weeks ago.
- Will.

535
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,450
MacKenzie thinks I don't have
to sacrifice one for the other.

536
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,727
Well, MacKenzie is the expert
on predicting audience trends.

537
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,961
No, wait. She's not, Brad is.

538
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,844
- We're not setting out to lose viewers.
- No one ever does.

539
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,604
Just better news for
the ones we've got.

540
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,886
All right, I'll stop.

541
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,488
Listen, I still want
your advice every day.

542
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,767
My advice today,
go to the conservative websites.

543
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,001
- I do.
- You'll see that they like you.

544
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,081
They think you're a RINO,
but they like

545
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,889
that you don't take cheap shots
at Sarah Palin.

546
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,724
- Look at the comments section.
- Yeah, I know.

547
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,371
Palin made a statement
about the spill last night.

548
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,646
- It was ridiculous.
- Yes, it was.

549
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,085
It'll be a joke on
every late-night show.

550
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,571
She basically wrote
Letterman's monologue.

551
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,801
- So you want my advice?
- Yes.

552
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,530
Be the guy that doesn't
take a shot at her tonight.

553
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,045
Well, I won't be
taking a shot at her,

554
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,406
but that's because I
won't be using her.

555
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,084
I'm saying you should use her,
but not to take a shot...

556
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,400
No, she's a private citizen.

557
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,323
She doesn't have
any qualifications in this area,

558
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,050
so it's hard with the new
format to justify...

559
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,884
Let me tell you what it looks like
when the audience leaves.

560
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,086
I can't jam in a Palin SOT

561
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,766
just to give myself the opportunity
to not take a shot at her.

562
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,808
If I cross that line, I'm just
saying, "Fuck the whole thing."

563
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,928
It looks like this, first you lose
the people who just got here.

564
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,128
Then everyone writes that you lost
the people that just got here.

565
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,089
That makes people think they're
not at the cool party anymore.

566
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,162
You ever been at Sardi's on
opening night of a Broadway show

567
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,607
five minutes after word gets out
the <i>Times</i> panned it?

568
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,806
They leave.

569
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,966
And they never come back, ever.

570
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,850
And it happens in not much more time
than it just took me to describe it.

571
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,481
It's conservatives who
watch the news on TV.

572
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,131
Don't pass up an opportunity to
remind them why they don't hate you.

573
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,770
I really want to give
the new format a...

574
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,365
Also, would you do me a favor
and tell Charlie Skinner

575
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,680
that you're the one
who asked for these meetings?

576
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,125
And do you want me
to fix you up with someone

577
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,202
who'll take your mind off
a girl from three years ago?

578
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,805
- No, thank you.
- Palin.

579
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:12,927
- She's married.
- Not to fix you up with.

580
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,367
- I'm saying use the Palin SOT.
- I know. It's not gonna happen.

581
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,647
- MacKenzie would cook me and eat me.
- You're the boss.

582
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,888
I'll keep reminding you of that
because I'm not wild about your ex.

583
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,930
Hey, look, her name is MacKenzie
or Ms. McHale,

584
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,686
and she's reported more real news in
one day than I have in my career.

585
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,881
Fuck.

586
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,082
- Hi.
- Hello.

587
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,804
Jan Brewer just bailed
on us for tonight.

588
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,082
- What are you talking about?
- They canceled.

589
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,084
- She's going on CNN.
-  Who's she sending instead?

590
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,845
Maggie, no one from the governor's
office is coming on the show.

591
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,160
What happened with the call?

592
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,287
- Oh, God.
- What happened?

593
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,522
- This can't be because of the call.
- It happened on the call.

594
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,648
I swear, I kept my personal
feelings to myself.

595
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,530
I was on the phone
with Glenn Fisher,

596
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,280
and it was really just by the book.

597
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,010
Okay, so the pre-interview
was going fine.

598
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,366
- Yeah.
- When all of a sudden...

599
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,249
Things happen, Jim, okay,

600
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,482
that are beyond your super-newsman
powers of understanding.

601
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,530
I wish you had told me that you
dated Glenn Fisher in college.

602
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,011
How could you possibly know that?

603
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,570
He told me,
which is what you should have done.

604
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,130
I know, but I thought you'd
take it away from me.

605
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,611
- I would have.
- And that's why I didn't tell you.

606
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,330
You have to tell me.
If you've had a relationship...

607
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,447
It wasn't a relationship.

608
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,681
- We went out four times.
- Maggie.

609
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,768
And now he's the press aide
to the governor of a state

610
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,729
that gave us Barry Goldwater
and a football team

611
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,325
that couldn't find the end zone
with an OnStar system.

612
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,084
- You're a football fan?
- No, I looked it up.

613
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,366
Also, the fourth date didn't count.

614
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,568
Is the fourth date relevant
to the pre-interview?

615
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,529
- It might be.
- What happened on the fourth date?

616
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,204
We went back to his dorm room,

617
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,123
- we started making out a little.
- Uh-huh.

618
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,884
And then there was
a crazy banging on the door.

619
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,928
It was his ex-girlfriend
and she was shouting,

620
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,729
"I know you've got
some slut in there!"

621
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,961
- I think she meant me.
- Yeah.

622
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,883
And Glenn said,
"Get under the bed."

623
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,803
- Not the closet?
- No room in the closet. It's a dorm.

624
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,561
So I got under the bed
and he let his ex-girlfriend in,

625
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,529
and the two of them
patched things up.

626
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,886
- With you under the bed.
- Yeah.

627
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,161
When you say they
patched things up...

628
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,083
- Yeah.
- You're saying...

629
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,924
Oh, my God. They did it, Jim! Okay?

630
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,130
They settled their differences.

631
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,404
And it didn't take very long,
because as it turns out,

632
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,891
- Glenn doesn't take very long.
- Compared to who?

633
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,691
Compared to other people

634
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,763
and what I've read
about in the movies.

635
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,841
- It doesn't matter.
- Five minutes?

636
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,126
I didn't have a stopwatch on him,

637
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,931
but I know it was under two minutes
because I was holding my breath.

638
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,162
- Is this important?
- I don't know what's important yet.

639
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,969
That's why I'm listening
to this story.

640
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,921
They finished, they left.

641
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,445
I waited a minute, and then I left.

642
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,601
Fast forward to the call.

643
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,284
He says, "The governor
would also like to talk

644
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,966
"about Arizona doing well on Obama's
Race to the Finish initiative."

645
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,281
And you say to Glenn...

646
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,361
"How appropriate for you."

647
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,127
- Good one.
- Thank you.

648
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,964
You said you didn't inject
any of your personal opinions...

649
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,281
About the bill. I didn't inject any
personal opinions about the bill.

650
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,728
Okay, first of all, the initiative is called
Race to the Top, not Race to the Finish.

651
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,764
I know. That's why I was so sure
God was on my side,

652
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,171
because he teed me up so perfectly.

653
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,641
- And second, why didn't he...
- Why didn't he get her out of the room?

654
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,447
It was 2:00 in the morning.
What was he gonna say?

655
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,369
"Why don't we go
somewhere private and talk?"

656
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,965
They were in his dorm room.
He was stuck.

657
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,849
- There were no options.
- You had an option.

658
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,524
You could have not
hidden under the bed.

659
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,171
I made a quick decision.
It may have been the wrong one...

660
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,323
- "it may have been..."
- But once I made it, I had to commit to it.

661
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,970
And I will tell you something else.

662
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,805
He waited this long to tell
us he was bailing on purpose

663
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,689
so we'd get slammed
on getting a replacement.

664
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,842
- Do you think?
- Are you being sarcastic?

665
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,241
Because, yes, I'm pretty
sure he did this on purpose.

666
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,327
We've got less than 90 minutes
to find someone to defend SB 1070

667
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,004
and get them to a studio.

668
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,560
But after the show, a bunch of us
are going over to the Emerald City

669
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,971
to see the Wizard
and maybe he can give you some...

670
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,041
My brain is fine.

671
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,610
You give me the SATs right now
and I'll take them.

672
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,563
Maybe he'll give you some courage
is what I was going to say.

673
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,126
Please!

674
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,965
Tell me what to do.

675
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,647
Grab some bookers, whoever's free,
and come into the conference room.

676
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,484
- This is an emergency now.
- We'll be right there.

677
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,607
- Maggie.
- Yeah.

678
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,762
I don't know anyone in the world

679
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,683
who would have hidden
under the bed.

680
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,681
Martin, Tamara, Kendra,
I need some help.

681
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,003
- What do you need?
- No, I can... It's no big deal.

682
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,809
I just need...

683
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,570
Kendra, Tamara, Martin!

684
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,009
- Everything all right?
- I can fix it.

685
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,200
Okay.

686
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,169
What?

687
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,527
- What the hell is going on?
- We lost Jan Brewer.

688
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,170
What? God!

689
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,801
Get someone else from
Brewer's office.

690
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,928
- No, we've lost the whole office.
- What?

691
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,406
No one from Brewer's office
is gonna be coming.

692
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,527
What the hell happened?

693
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,967
- This is my fault.
- Look, I got into a stupid argument

694
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,280
with a press aide on the phone,

695
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,568
and now he's giving the governor's
office to everybody but us

696
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,166
- so he can stick it to me.
- Are you freaking kidding me?

697
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,891
- No, wait. Mac...
- No. That is what happened.

698
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,924
Day side's been running Jan Brewer
promos for the last six hours.

699
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,570
Who's replacing her?

700
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,369
Well, we're obviously
late to the buffet,

701
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,284
so we basically had to book people
who were close to a satellite dish.

702
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,010
- Oh, boy.
- Dr. Dwayne Sotter.

703
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,208
He's an adjunct professor
at the University of Phoenix.

704
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,727
The University of Phoenix is an online university.
It's not in Arizona.

705
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,729
- But you can understand our mistake, right?
- No.

706
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,404
He's written several books
on immigration policy.

707
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,801
- Have I heard of any of them?
- They were self-published.

708
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,488
<i>This Land is My Land, Ambushed</i>

709
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,087
<i>and Don't Make Me Press One
for English in My Own Country.</i>

710
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,810
- That is quite a sacrifice.
- Tamara.

711
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,245
We've got a former Miss Oklahoma

712
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,607
who was second runner-up
in the Miss USA pageant this year.

713
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,011
She claims she was
denied first runner-up

714
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,128
because of an answer she gave
regarding illegal immigration.

715
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,770
- Ah, the real victim.
- Martin.

716
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,251
Right, the third is Ross Fernholm,

717
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,129
- a former state patrolman who was part...
- Don't say it.

718
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,929
...of a border control group
called the "Citizens Militia."

719
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,686
Is this or isn't this the exact
opposite of who I asked you to book?

720
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,364
God damn it, Jim! What
the hell were you...

721
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,680
- This is all...
- All gonna be fine.

722
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,921
Jim is taking the fall...

723
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,526
For exactly what I'm supposed
to take the fall for.

724
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,931
I don't know what the hell dance
you two are doing.

725
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,089
Don't book these guys.
Scrap the segment.

726
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,208
They'll say we didn't have
anyone defending it.

727
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,291
Let's prep them the best we can
and have Will carry them, okay?

728
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,685
He'll just carry them.

729
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,724
- I'll go and tell him.
- I should be the one to tell him.

730
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,086
- Maggie...
- He's gonna fire somebody.

731
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,531
- God knows he should.
- He will.

732
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,726
He won't.

733
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,401
He won't.

734
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,570
Guys, he won't.

735
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,445
Hang on.

736
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,250
Dome of silence. I have to...

737
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,370
Are people here under the
impression that Will is an ass?

738
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,249
Okay, you're wrong.

739
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,330
You know, you're just wrong
and it's an injustice.

740
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,644
He's... He'd throw himself in front
of a train for anyone in this...

741
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,488
- ls Will in his office?
- He's at that thing uptown.

742
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,642
I'm sending him an
e-mail because I...

743
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:52,011
I can't live with this
stupid promise I made.

744
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,648
And, you know,
completely wrong information.

745
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,451
I'm nipping this thing
in the bud right now.

746
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,682
And send.

747
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,685
Will is the best man I've ever...

748
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,970
- What just happened?
- I got a staff e-mail from you.

749
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,486
- Me, too.
- I sent the e-mail to Sloan, I mean Will.

750
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,568
Ah. Oh, my God, I sent it to Sloan.

751
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,404
I think the "S" in
"Sloan" became "staff."

752
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,766
You used the asterisk.

753
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,650
No.

754
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,169
No, no, no. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

755
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,720
Everybody listen!
Listen to me right now.

756
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,727
- Oh, man.
- Oh!

757
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,407
That was unusual.

758
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,369
I want everyone to delete
the e-mail you just received.

759
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,920
Delete it right now without reading it.
Honor system.

760
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,402
And then I need someone
to sneak into Will's office

761
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,721
and delete the e-mail
from his inbox.

762
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,643
If it's password-protected,

763
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,441
I need you to take a
baseball bat and smash...

764
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,002
- You told me he was uptown.
- I guess he came back.

765
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,086
- We stood in my office...
- Will.

766
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,529
...this morning, and I said
under no circumstances

767
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,604
do I want anyone here
to know what happened.

768
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,889
And you said,
"Yes," and, "Yes," again.

769
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,441
And it really...

770
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,524
It really seemed
like you understood.

771
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,647
- And then you sent an e-mail...
- It was a complete...

772
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,884
- Explaining in some detail what happened.
- Please, please let me...

773
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,965
And then you copied
47 reporters on it.

774
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,166
Can we go into your office?

775
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,561
You know how sometimes
something happens in an instant

776
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,689
that's so astonishing
you just shut down?

777
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,243
- Of course, that's...
- That doesn't fucking happen to me!

778
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,247
- We need some privacy.
- Really?

779
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,890
We're going to go
into Will's office,

780
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,801
but I want everyone
to delete the e-mail.

781
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,008
Mac, I think I just accidentally
forwarded it to corporate.

782
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,247
Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

783
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,482
- Why is this happening?
- I was sending an e-mail to you,

784
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,925
but accidently sent
it to Sloan Sabbith,

785
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,044
but I either did or didn't type the asterisk
and it went to staff instead of Sloan.

786
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,246
Why were you sending it at all?

787
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,091
Because, and here's where I think
I'm on firmer ground,

788
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,127
she thought that you cheated on me

789
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,611
and that you were an ass,

790
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,081
which is not true.
I'm changing minds, Will.

791
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,685
I'm changing minds
all over the place.

792
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,250
- Get in there!
- Sure.

793
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,766
She thought you cheated on me and she
told me other people thought so, too.

794
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,601
I couldn't take that, but I do take 100%
of the responsibility for what just happened.

795
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,569
Who else would be responsible?

796
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,051
Arizona prison stats.

797
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,884
- Thank you.
- No one. I'm sorry.

798
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,610
- Don't mention it.
- That's...

799
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,203
I'm really impressed that
you're forgiving me so fast.

800
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,362
- I would have...
- No, what you heard was, "Don't mention it.

801
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,805
"It's no problem.
Don't worry about it."

802
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,803
What I said was,
"Don't mention it ever."

803
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,370
- Will...
- Ever, Mac!

804
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,204
- Hospital costs and health care.
- How current?

805
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,884
- Fiscal 2009.
- Thank you.

806
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,291
I understand.

807
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,600
One more thing.

808
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,009
We lost Jan Brewer and
had to replace her

809
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,004
with a crazy professor at a website,
a member of the Citizens Militia,

810
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,481
and a former second runner-up
in the Miss USA pageant.

811
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,927
It's going to be fine. You'll carry them.
They'll barely have to speak.

812
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,766
Now you've shut down, right?

813
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,088
- Who fucked up?
- Now, you know I'm not going to tell you that.

814
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,400
Okay.

815
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,970
- 98%.
- What?

816
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,249
I take 98% of the
responsibility, not 100%.

817
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,367
Is that right?

818
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,651
Listen.

819
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,450
You were in love from
the day you met me,

820
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,364
and for two years, you were the man
of any woman's dreams, you know?

821
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,849
You'd have these ways
of doing things.

822
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,645
It doesn't matter.

823
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,649
I didn't know that I was in love
with you too, until...

824
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,085
You cheated on me with
your ex-boyfriend.

825
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,282
That's right! That's what happened.

826
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,170
I didn't know how I felt about you
until I was with him again.

827
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,846
So technically, I wasn't cheating
on the man I loved,

828
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,491
I was falling in love
with the man I loved.

829
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,846
While cheating on him
with your ex-boyfriend.

830
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,371
Yes!

831
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,563
But you're missing that technically
it wasn't cheating, though.

832
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,722
The more important thing is
that I fell in love with you.

833
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,730
At the end of a romantic comedy,
that would make everything okay!

834
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,121
There's something I've always
been dying to ask you.

835
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,486
Ask anything.

836
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,489
Why did you tell me?

837
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,970
Because I wouldn't have been able
to live with it.

838
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,371
Now I have to live with it.

839
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,321
- Would you rather I'd have been dishonest?
- Yes.

840
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,323
Yes, I'd very much rather

841
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,363
you hadn't told me.

842
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,844
Still, 98%.

843
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,644
I'm sorry, we have to
do the final rundown.

844
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,085
We're coming.

845
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,482
The first runner-up
wasn't available?

846
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,485
<i>Sixty seconds to V. T.R.</i>

847
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,484
Are we getting the
opening in HD or SD?

848
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,409
<i>Where's it coming to me?
Which router?</i>

849
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,125
<i>Roll it in from the room.</i>

850
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,611
Tess.

851
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,049
There's an SOT I
want in the D block.

852
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,044
Sarah Palin's comment on the White House
not returning calls from the Dutch,

853
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,849
except she calls Holland Norway.

854
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,524
Find it, give it to Jake.

855
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,409
- Don't run it past Mac.
- Yes, sir.

856
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,050
Did we go to Afghanistan
because you cheated on Will?

857
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,686
- Can I get a little privacy?
- Not until you learn how to send an e-mail.

858
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,206
- You got invaluable experience.
- I got shot in the ass.

859
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,282
Well, be grateful you weren't
facing the other direction.

860
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,130
<i>Thirty seconds out.</i>

861
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,131
I've been cheated on.

862
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,802
One time literally
right on top of me.

863
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,531
This happened because of me.
No one should get fired.

864
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,968
I can resign, and it's fine
because Don wants me at 10:00.

865
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,810
I hope you don't do that.

866
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,004
I hope you stay here.

867
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,125
Good show.

868
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,649
Can you move
his BlackBerry off the desk?

869
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,643
- I can see it in the shot.
- Will.

870
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,442
Can you move your
BlackBerry off the desk?

871
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,166
Oh!

872
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,405
That wouldn't have happened if he'd
had one of those rubber protectors.

873
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,289
- Does 3 have to change lenses?
- No, we're <i>good.</i>

874
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,603
<i>In four, three, two.
Roll V.T.R.</i>

875
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,889
<i>Good evening. I'm Will McAvoy.</i>

876
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,487
<i>Deepwater Horizon continues to spill
oil even as it sinks into the Gulf;</i>

877
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,523
<i>a Republican candidate
for senate in Nevada</i>

878
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,967
<i>advocates poor people paying
doctors with chickens,</i>

879
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,089
<i>and Greece activates
a $45 billion aid package.</i>

880
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,044
<i>But we begin tonight in Arizona,</i>

881
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,886
<i>where Governor Jan Brewer today
signed into law SB 1070,</i>

882
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,969
which allows police to
ask for documentation

883
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,771
from anyone suspected of being
in the country illegally.

884
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,683
<i>Our coverage begins
with Rachel Sachs</i>

885
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,569
<i>at the statehouse in Phoenix.
Rachel?</i>

886
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,165
I have no idea if the
president even knows

887
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,323
that an entire Exxon Valdez is spilling
into the Gulf every four days.

888
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,526
Are you really not sure?

889
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,364
Because that would make you dumber
than previous estimates.

890
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,646
- Would the two of you shut up?
- Sorry.

891
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,801
I miss my BlackBerry.

892
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,566
<i>Joining us tonight from Washington
is Daniel Mendoza,</i>

893
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,887
<i>Deputy Director
of the National Council of La</i> Raza,

894
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,203
<i>the largest Hispanic civil
rights organization in the US.</i>

895
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,731
Good evening, Mr. Mendoza.

896
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,404
<i>Thanks for inviting me here
to speak to you, Will.</i>

897
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,767
Let's jump right in.

898
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,721
Estimates are that illegal immigrants
cost Arizonans $2.7 billion a year.

899
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,802
- Is that a problem worth fixing?
- Of course <i>it</i> is.

900
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,928
<i>But if it's an economic issue,
you need to consider</i>

901
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,646
<i>that deporting
12 million undocumented workers</i>

902
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,611
<i>will drain 2.5 trillion over the
next 10 years from our GDP.</i>

903
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,924
Arizona residents overwhelmingly
favor spending that money.

904
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,411
Back in two minutes.

905
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,249
- We don't have 1705.
- Joey.

906
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,766
- Thirty seconds out.
- All right,

907
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,002
we know this next segment's
going to be a problem.

908
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,161
Really?

909
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,971
Why do you automatically assume
that a hospitality management major

910
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,806
won't be able to speak with
sophistication about constitutional law?

911
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,921
Make sure everybody knows
this is what blowing it looks like.

912
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,241
They know.

913
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,041
Twenty out.

914
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,485
It's gonna be fine.

915
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,847
The PhD is cool with
illegal immigrants

916
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,288
as long as they're checked for
diseases like smallpox and gayness.

917
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,602
I'm not sure I gave Will
the best form of the argument.

918
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,440
- Didn't we cure small...
- Yes.

919
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,967
Fifteen back.

920
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,889
Does the militia guy
really want his gun in the shot?

921
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,361
I asked him that and he said,
"This isn't a gun, it's a rifle.

922
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,330
"And this rifle has a name,
and her name is Jenny."

923
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,528
If you keep covering for people,
I don't know who can do what.

924
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,130
- I wasn't covering.
- You've got a crush on this girl.

925
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,083
You told me to. And, no, I don't.

926
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,322
In three, two. Cue Will.

927
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,405
Welcome back. We're discussing
Arizona's immigration bill SB 1070,

928
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,721
<i>the Support Our Law Enforcement
and Safe Neighborhoods Act,</i>

929
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,565
which was signed into law today
by Governor Jan Brewer.

930
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,971
Joining me now by satellite

931
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,128
<i>are three strong
supporters of the new law,</i>

932
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,044
<i>Dr. Dwayne Sotter, an academic</i>

933
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,288
who's written extensively
about immigration policy,

934
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,647
Ross Fernholm,
a former Arizona State Patrolman,

935
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,530
<i>who now runs the all-volunteer
Independence Border Guards in Yuma,</i>

936
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,286
<i>and Gwen Lalley, a junior at
the University of New Mexico</i>

937
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,006
<i>and the second runner-up in
last night's Miss USA pageant,</i>

938
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,242
who was asked about
this very issue onstage

939
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,482
and who believes her answer
was what kept her from winning.

940
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,840
<i>Thank you all for being here.</i>

941
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,007
<i>- Thank you.
- Thank you.</i>

942
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,491
<i>Will, I wanna be very clear,</i>

943
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,005
<i>my answer didn't keep
me from winning,</i>

944
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,849
<i>it kept me from being
first runner-up.</i>

945
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,809
- And we're off.
- Okay.

946
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,241
Dr. Sotter, this is your
field of expertise,

947
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,481
<i>so let's kick it off with you.</i>

948
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,961
What do you say to those
who argue that SB 1070

949
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,567
is just targeting Americans on the basis
of skin color and nationality alone?

950
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,131
<i>Absolutely, Will.</i>

951
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,200
What would you say to them?

952
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,645
<i>I'd say absolutely.</i>

953
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,007
<i>The bill does not target
religion or Muslims</i>

954
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,760
<i>or homosexuality,
just illegal Mexicans.</i>

955
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,443
Well, yes, but you
would also say, right,

956
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,807
that the state legislature
has taken great pains

957
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,924
to ensure that it isn't
a racial profiling law,

958
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,810
even going so far as to amend it
to include the following language.

959
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,961
Go 24.

960
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,451
<i>"Prosecutors would not investigate</i>

961
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,126
"complaints based on race, color
or national origin."

962
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,440
<i>That's right, just Mexicans.</i>

963
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,609
<i>- Dr. Sotter...
- Forgive me, Will. Latinos and Latinas.</i>

964
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,445
<i>And the argument that
we don't want to be a country</i>

965
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,364
that pulls people over and asks for
their papers based on how they look?

966
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,244
<i>Yeah, I don't like it
any more than you do,</i>

967
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:14,127
<i>but that wouldn't be the case if it
weren't for the Latinos and Latinas,</i>

968
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,323
el "criminelos," los "ilegatos."

969
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,209
That's not Spanish.

970
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,886
<i>Gwen, let's go to you.</i>

971
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,610
You were asked last night
about the immigration law,

972
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,603
and you said it was an
issue of states' rights.

973
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,045
<i>And for that I paid a price.</i>

974
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,245
That notwithstanding,
you raised an interesting issue.

975
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,360
This law will surely be challenged in
the courts on constitutional grounds.

976
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,404
<i>After all, states aren't allowed
to create their own foreign policy,</i>

977
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,767
<i>but it sounds like you've got
the right answer to that.</i>

978
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,841
<i>Which is...</i>

979
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,684
<i>I'm</i> a <i>survivor
and I don't know the word "quit.</i>

980
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,205
- Probably other words, too.
- Shut it.

981
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,127
States aren't allowed to create
their own foreign policy, but...

982
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,685
But this isn't about foreign policy,
it's about law enforcement.

983
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,489
Decades of federal inaction

984
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,803
have led to a dangerous and unstable
situation on Arizona's border.

985
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,327
And if the federal government can't
or won't act to uphold the law,

986
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,449
then it's up to the states to exercise
their power and fill that void.

987
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,921
<i>I'm an Ameri-can, Will,
not an Ameri-can't.</i>

988
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,645
- Let's dump out of it.
- Ross.

989
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,131
- Yes.
- No, the whole thing, dump out of it.

990
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,361
I'm gonna go ahead and assume

991
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,363
<i>that you're a supporter
of Second Amendment rights,</i>

992
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,761
<i>judging by the rifle
you've placed in your live shot.</i>

993
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,887
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

994
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,247
A frequent argument you hear
from gun rights advocates

995
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,641
is that we don't need
any more new laws,

996
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:29,167
what we need is a government to
enforce the laws we already have.

997
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,607
Couldn't the same be said
about immigration policy?

998
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,807
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

999
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,929
I'm saying you're a supporter
of the new law, right?

1000
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,809
- Yes, sir.
- I can't take my eyes off of it.

1001
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,086
<i>Because?</i>

1002
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,090
Because laws that are unwieldy and
unenforceable aren't laws at all.

1003
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,491
<i>- I don't follow.
- Dump out of it.</i>

1004
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,130
- And, Mr. McAdoo...
- McAvoy.

1005
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,645
<i>- I beg your pardon?
- Doesn't matter.</i>

1006
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,563
<i>Why don't we just
build a damn wall?</i>

1007
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,563
<i>The Chinese built one
and you can see it from space.</i>

1008
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,090
<i>- Are the Chinese better than us?
- No.</i>

1009
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,241
Although there's an old saying,

1010
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,051
"Show me a 15-foot wall and I'll
show you a 16-foot ladder."

1011
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,645
<i>Then let's just build
a 17-foot wall.</i>

1012
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,326
<i>- Hell, build it 18 feet.
- Yes. Yep.</i>

1013
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,528
- But you see their point, right?
- Whose <i>point?</i>

1014
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,326
<i>The people who build ladders.</i>

1015
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,927
- How <i>about</i> we get...
- I'm sorry, okay?

1016
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,765
<i>- I'm sorry. Just dump out of it.
- Will, can I jump in?</i>

1017
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,604
- She cannot jump in.
- Jump on in, Gwen.

1018
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,284
<i>- I think we're creating an environment...
- Ugh!</i>

1019
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,328
<i>where pageant contestants
are afraid to speak their minds</i>

1020
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,370
<i>when it comes to important
questions and whatnot,</i>

1021
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,244
<i>and that's not the
America I grew up in.</i>

1022
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,561
You're 20 years old.
It is the America you grew up in.

1023
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,603
- Not in Oklahoma.
- Especially in Oklahoma.

1024
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,091
<i>But we're gonna have
to leave it there.</i>

1025
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,687
<i>When we come back, Deepwater Horizon sinks
to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.</i>

1026
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,481
I envy it.

1027
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,047
<i>With the White House
now getting offers of assistance</i>

1028
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,441
<i>from other countries
to help plug the gushing well.</i>

1029
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,727
What's this new SOT? What's 907?

1030
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,689
- Will gave it to me last minute.
- What is it?

1031
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,125
It's Sarah Palin on the spill.

1032
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,680
<i>Former Alaskan governor and vice
presidential candidate Sarah Palin</i>

1033
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,603
weighed in earlier
today on Fox News.

1034
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,091
GO 907.

1035
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,208
<i>Well, then, what the federal
government should have done</i>

1036
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,483
<i>was accept the assistance
of foreign countries,</i>

1037
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,609
<i>of entrepreneurial Americans
who have had solutions</i>

1038
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,205
<i>- that they wanted presented.
- Who?</i>

1039
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,931
<i>They can't even get
a phone call returned, Bill.</i>

1040
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,411
<i>The Dutch. They are known,</i>

1041
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,245
<i>in the Norwegian, they
are known for dikes</i>

1042
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,005
<i>and for cleaning up water
and for dealing with spills.</i>

1043
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,560
<i>They offered to help,
and yet, no, they, too,</i>

1044
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,961
<i>with the proverbial can't even
get a phone call back.</i>

1045
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,491
<i>Okay, what she was
saying was that...</i>

1046
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,121
All yours.

1047
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,204
Yes, okay, the Dutch live in Holland
and Norwegians live in Norway.

1048
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,408
That's a mistake that...
People make that.

1049
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:35,044
And I think Governor Palin was referring
to an old fairy tale about a boy.

1050
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,691
She was saying that people were
offering to help, and that's great,

1051
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,603
and phone calls will be returned.

1052
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,607
William Duncan McAvoy.

1053
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,960
I think your parents wanted to make it
plainly understood that you are Anglo-Saxon.

1054
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,601
I came up to personally
apologize for tonight's show.

1055
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,131
The show kind of got
away from you a little.

1056
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,611
It bordered on unprofessional.

1057
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,646
Here's unprofessional, here's the
border, and here's professional,

1058
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,649
and all the way back
here is tonight's show.

1059
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,163
- It was my fault.
- Yeah.

1060
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,685
Did you know I got an e-mail
from MacKenzie today saying...

1061
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,047
God. Yeah. I forgot you
were gonna see that.

1062
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,884
Know how many people
work at this company?

1063
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,167
Well, in the cable news division,
I guess about 350.

1064
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,049
178,000.

1065
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,047
Guys who sell jet engines
got that e-mail.

1066
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,407
By the way, they also
own a tabloid magazine.

1067
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,526
I'm inured to it, it happened.
How's gossip gonna be worse?

1068
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,446
It's been three years.
Time hasn't helped?

1069
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,249
- No.
- I wish you had told me.

1070
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,926
What would you have said?

1071
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,003
- I'd have made you feel better.
- How?

1072
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,048
I don't know. I do it all the time.

1073
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,567
Get it together down there, fast.

1074
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,367
- Got it.
- One more thing.

1075
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,131
Your daily private meetings
with Reese are over.

1076
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,687
Charlie, I respect you more
than anyone I know,

1077
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,001
but I'm the one sitting
in that chair.

1078
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,045
Yes, you are.

1079
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,245
<i>People across America
are watching Arizona,</i>

1080
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,285
<i>seeing how we implement this law,</i>

1081
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,204
<i>ready to jump on even
the slightest misstep.</i>

1082
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,045
<i>Many opponents
aren't even waiting for that.</i>

1083
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,611
You need a drink?

1084
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,321
Sure.

1085
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,244
There's a karaoke bar
down the street we go to.

1086
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,051
Drinks and appetizers
are $3 until 9:00.

1087
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,041
It's 9115.

1088
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,407
We sent an intern down at 8:55
to order 30 drinks

1089
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,006
and four platters of tuna jerky.

1090
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,321
The downside's the karaoke,

1091
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,368
but it's the only place nearby
that stays open late,

1092
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,204
unless you want to go to
the theater district.

1093
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,851
I'd have thought the downside would
be the four platters of tuna jerky.

1094
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,731
It's an affordable dinner.

1095
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,003
Let's go.

1096
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,242
- Are you in or are you out?
- What?

1097
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,651
Are you in or are you out?

1098
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,767
Are we doing this, then?

1099
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,251
I don't understand.
Are you mad at me right now?

1100
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,209
Palin. How did Palin
get into the rundown?

1101
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,364
First of all, I'm the EP.
Don't slip...

1102
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,363
I'm the managing editor
and I don't need your permission...

1103
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,046
Yes, you do, and you didn't ask for it
'cause you knew you wouldn't get it.

1104
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,722
I made it clear that this show
isn't going to participate

1105
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,371
in the endless cycle
of co-dependency between Palin...

1106
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,044
- I know.
- And insult to injury.

1107
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,566
You twisted yourself into
a Windsor knot to save her.

1108
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,525
"I'm sure that
what the Governor meant was

1109
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,491
"that the Dutch living
in Norvvegia have good ideas.

1110
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,244
"And since she has an
intimate knowledge

1111
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,368
"of all calls going into
and out of the White House,

1112
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,887
"she's a credible source
on whether the Swedisians

1113
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,325
"have gotten their
message returned."

1114
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,442
First of all, the
impression, uncanny.

1115
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,887
I'm not the one who
asked Victoria's Secret

1116
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,281
to do five minutes
of economic reporting every night.

1117
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,324
Victoria's Secret has
a PhD in economics from Duke

1118
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,084
and is an adjunct
professor at Columbia.

1119
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,571
Are you in or are you out?

1120
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,369
I have to give you credit
for thinking you can chew me out

1121
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,807
- on this particular...
- I'll chew you out on any particular day.

1122
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,281
And by the way, when I say, "Dump
out of it," dump out of it.

1123
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,890
Reese got in your head.

1124
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,324
And so you put the almost-one-term governor
of a state where nobody lives on our air.

1125
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,846
- I'm don't believe I'm hearing...
- Yes, we fucked up

1126
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,409
on a huge subject, but
ours was a mistake.

1127
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,891
Yours was fear,

1128
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,484
a need to be loved by strangers
and not our show.

1129
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,044
Be the leader, Will.

1130
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,688
Be the moral center of this show.

1131
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,170
Be the integrity.

1132
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,846
Today's Friday.

1133
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,845
By Monday, I want to know
are you in or are you out?

1134
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,883
Does anyone believe I just got...

1135
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,051
We want to be the ones to do it.

1136
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,201
We want to be the ones to do 2.0.
We can do this.

1137
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,529
Give me a second.

1138
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,726
How you doing?

1139
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,321
I'm doing all right,
all rings consisted...

1140
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,402
Considered.

1141
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,164
How much
have you had to drink?

1142
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,924
I won't lie to you, Don.

1143
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,770
- Yes?
- What?

1144
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,451
You said, "I won't lie to you, Don,"
and then you didn't say anything else.

1145
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,681
- I've had a drink.
- A whole one?

1146
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,524
- Yeah.
- That's too much for you.

1147
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,687
It is not.

1148
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,691
Come to 10:00.

1149
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,489
I really appreciate your offer,

1150
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,645
but I think you're offering it
because I'm your girlfriend.

1151
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,325
What's wrong with that?

1152
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,445
Ah, Oh...

1153
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,047
You're supposed to say,
"No, I'm not."

1154
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,009
You're just inexperienced.
I will coach you up.

1155
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,560
I want to be a part of what Will
and MacKenzie are trying to do.

1156
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,130
Will and MacKenzie are gonna fail.

1157
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,760
Jesus Christ, what's...

1158
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,128
Just because the scenery fell down
doesn't mean it's not a good play.

1159
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,961
Yeah, I don't know what that meant,
but I'm not talking about tonight.

1160
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,250
Nobody's gonna watch a classroom.

1161
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,608
They'll either be bored or infuriated,
and you will bleed viewers.

1162
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,484
And my show with Elliot
will get moved to 8:00.

1163
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,483
And at that point, I don't know
that I'll be able to help you.

1164
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,605
It was your fault.

1165
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,727
Let's break up.

1166
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,882
- What did I do now?
- You were too supportive.

1167
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,163
- Maggie...
- I feel myself suffocating from your support.

1168
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,730
You want truth or support?

1169
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,882
Did you think I didn't
know I fucked up?

1170
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,689
I've been saying it.

1171
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,723
I have $45,000 in student
loans to pay off,

1172
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,529
I spend three weeks' take-home

1173
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,080
on half a one-bedroom apartment
the size of a tool shed,

1174
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,811
and I'm sitting alone at a bar with
a drink that was made an hour ago.

1175
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,769
A good day is
when I have quarters for a dryer.

1176
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,081
A bad day is when I
blow a newscast.

1177
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,571
That's my spectrum.

1178
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,609
Support is what I
wanted right then.

1179
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,167
And I think you're rooting
for Will to fail.

1180
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,524
You just said it would be
in your best interest...

1181
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,641
Listen...

1182
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,848
And I know he's not
the cuddliest guy in the world,

1183
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,322
but he is trying to do good,

1184
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,801
and he's risking a lot to do it,
and you and Reese...

1185
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,611
Yeah, yeah. Let's break up.

1186
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,610
Don't, no, don't go like this.

1187
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,206
I'm sorry. I said the wrong thing.

1188
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,726
Don...

1189
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,488
Oh, I'm on fire today.

1190
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,521
- Evening, Mr. McAvoy.
- Good evening, Manny.

1191
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,289
We know how to live with
our neighbors here.

1192
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,441
What's that?

1193
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:54,567
Your show tonight.

1194
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,646
L.-

1195
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,726
You have to do a shot.

1196
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,490
I really only drink
when I'm scared.

1197
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,770
I would like to have a word with
you right here and right now.

1198
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,721
Yes, ma'am.

1199
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,770
Don't "Yes, ma'am" me
with your sheepish charm.

1200
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,763
Would you like
to go someplace private?

1201
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,569
L... You covered for me.

1202
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,722
- Don't worry about it.
- I wasn't thanking you.

1203
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,531
You and Don,
why do you think I need protecting?

1204
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,728
You both like the fantasy
of a girl in distress?

1205
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,246
- How about I put you in a cab?
- I take the subway.

1206
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,687
- Why do you think I need...
- I don't.

1207
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,649
But I cover for you,
Mac covers for me,

1208
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,609
Will covers for everybody,
Charlie covers for Will.

1209
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,250
How come nobody's yelling at me?

1210
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,164
- You know how bad you screwed up, right?
- Yes.

1211
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,401
Is there anyone who feels
worse than you do?

1212
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,481
No.

1213
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,686
Then I doubt it'll
ever happen again.

1214
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,486
Let me give you money for a cab.

1215
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,484
No, I have to go to Don's apartment
and apologize.

1216
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,448
- For what?
- For suggesting he would...

1217
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,131
You know, for asking...

1218
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,925
I'll think of it On the Way.

1219
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,131
We break up, I apologize,
everything's fine.

1220
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,090
Sounds like a super-healthy
relationship.

1221
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,083
- I'd fight for it.
- I will fight for it.

1222
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,880
And I'll make it work
through sheer force of will,

1223
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,962
just like MacKenzie will with Will,

1224
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,441
and just like I made
the immigration segment work.

1225
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,727
Will and MacKenzie
are going to kill each other,

1226
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,529
and the immigration segment
was a train wreck.

1227
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,001
You should shut up more than you do.
Do people tell you that?

1228
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,367
No.

1229
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,166
You're being polite.

1230
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,240
I still don't know why
I'm being mean to you.

1231
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,720
Tess?

1232
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,168
- Would you?
- Yeah.

1233
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,891
- Sorry.
- Hang on, all of you.

1234
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,966
I'm your senior producer.

1235
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,771
Fuck up again like this,
I'm gonna get mad.

1236
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,528
That's it. Take her to Don's place.

1237
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,565
- That was so awesome.
- Thank you.

1238
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,085
- Do a shot.
- No.

1239
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,851
<i>- Hello?
- Neal, it's Will.</i>

1240
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,571
- I hope you don't mind my calling so late.
- No.

1241
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,005
I got your number from,
you know, there's a booklet.

1242
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,969
<i>- The office directory.</i>
- Yea h.

1243
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,485
The guy you found in Spokane,

1244
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,846
I want you to get in touch with him

1245
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,490
<i>and tell him that you're
gonna pay for a cab</i>

1246
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,846
to take him to and from work.

1247
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,127
He should send you the receipts,
then give them to me.

1248
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,487
Will...

1249
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,570
Come on, let me post
this on your blog.

1250
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,210
- No.
- Will...

1251
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,806
- Keep my name out of it.
- Yes, sir.

1252
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,761
Is MacKenzie around there?

1253
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:20,446
Yeah.

1254
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,568
- Can you put her on the phone?
- Sure.

1255
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,250
It's Will.

1256
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,240
I'm sorry about everything.

1257
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,721
<i>I'm just so sorry.</i>

1258
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,610
- There's no way <i>I</i> can even...
- I'm in.

1259
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,926
- What?
- I'm in. I'll see you on Monday.

1260
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,605
- Are you still gonna worry about the ratings?
- Yes.

1261
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,445
<i>- Still gonna worry about being popular?
- Yeah.</i>

1262
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,010
About being loved by strangers?

1263
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,765
Are you gonna keep asking me questions
that all mean the same thing?

1264
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,804
Till I get the right answer.

1265
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,281
I'm in.

1266
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,800
There it is.