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Okay, we can relax with pep.

2
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And then add a little Jeff garlic

3
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to curb the enthusiasm of the...

4
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[Phone ringing]
Lawry's!

5
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[Clears throat]
Hello, sir!

6
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Yeah, how are you, dad?

7
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I'm just at the house
going over some business stuff.

8
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- You know, working overtime.
- Oh!

9
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Shipment has arrived!

10
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Karl took a salt pellet to the chest

11
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trying to get it too!

12
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Oh!
Ders, a little help, bud.

13
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Ye I...
This weekend?

14
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No, not ideal for me.

15
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You booked the ticket?

16
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Oh, [bleep].
We're gonna rip his head off.

17
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Well, break the face off
or something.

18
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Okay.

19
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No, that was just, um...
That was a TV.

20
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I'm watching some...
<i>Mad Money,</i>

21
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and you know how crazy
that guy can get.

22
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Hey, guys, we got a change of plans.

23
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Grab a sponge, man.
We gotta soap this bovine down.

24
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Yeah, come on, Ders.
Don't just stand there.

25
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We gotta jerk this beef, man.

26
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- Adam?
- Yeah.

27
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Look, guys,
my dad's visiting tomorrow.

28
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- [Chainsaw buzzing]
- That's rad!

29
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[Laughter]
Man!

30
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Whoo!

31
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Oh, yeah!
Very heavy!

32
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Aah!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!

33
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Oh!

34
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Whoo!

35
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Can I borrow one of your towels?

36
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You're already using my towel.

37
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All of your towels were my towels.

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Man, that is so cool that
your dad is coming this weekend.

40
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Can't wait to meet the guy.

41
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No, Blake, it's obviously not.

44
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and then he gets to see the unveiling

45
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of your beef jerky company.

46
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That's like "the proudest
dad ever" moment right there.

47
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Yeah, meat jerking beef boys.

48
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- That's what we're naming it.
- Yeah.

49
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Incorporated maybe.
We're not sure.

50
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I haven't been truthful with my dad

51
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about any aspect of my lifestyle.

52
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Who cares, man?
Everybody lies to their dad.

53
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My dad still sends me checks
for space camp.

54
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I haven't been in like...
I never went.

55
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Dude, my dad's expectations
are way higher, all right?

56
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I had to tell him that
I was a VP at Telamericorp.

57
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I told him I play

58
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in an all-white squash league
on Sundays,

59
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and that I own my own home,
which I don't, clearly.

60
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I wouldn't even worry about.

61
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I'm sure your dad has huge heart.

62
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Probably has big old...
Schlonger as well, huh?

63
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- Does he?
- Oh, yeah!

64
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- Dad dicks?
- Maybe.

65
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Oh, dad dicks are huge, man.

66
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And from all the stories
I've heard about your dad,

67
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forget it.
That's a monster.

68
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Totally.

69
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That's a monster
just trapped in denim.

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I still remember
the first dad dick I saw.

71
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- Uh-huh.
- I was seven years old.

72
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It was at a warriors game.

73
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We were at one of those
horse troughs.

74
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- Oh, God!
- And I'm like...

75
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With a stream of just power.

76
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Growling next to you.

77
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- Yeah.
- And that's the thing.

78
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Dad dicks in the late '80s,
early '90s,

79
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- they were bigger.
- Yep.

80
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I think there's something
shrinking dad dicks.

81
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That should be on <i>20/20.</i>

82
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So what is your pops packing?

83
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- Okay, you wanna know?
- Yeah.

84
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I can't even remember...

85
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- He has a legit bat.
- Yeah.

86
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I'm not gonna lie.

87
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If I close my eyes,
I can see it right now.

88
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It's got the...
Goes a little...

89
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Oh, man, dad dicks, right?
Ooh, mama!

90
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.

91
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Hi. Um,
I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty.

92
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We're holding an open house

93
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down the street on Sunday,

94
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and I would just absolutely loved
if you weren't

95
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drinking beers on the roof.

96
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Oh, right.
You got it, no problem.

97
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- Weed only!
- Yep.

98
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- Super blunt Sunday!
- Yep.

99
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Super bowl Sunday!
We'll just smoke bowls!

100
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Or maybe not be on the roof at all.

101
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Sound doable?
Thanks!

102
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- Did she just say open house?
- Yeah.

103
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Uh-oh.
Hey, I know that look.

104
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- I don't kn any of his looks.
- Excuse me, Banessa!

105
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- I'm sorry?
- It's Banessa, wasn't it?

106
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No, Va-nessa.

107
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No, I'm actually positive you
came up, you said, "Banessa."

108
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I thought it was a stupid me.

109
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But that's your name
and you should stick with it.

110
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Would like to make an offer

111
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to buy that house for the weekend.

112
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- Is that a thing?
- Oh

113
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we can talk when
I'm back in town Sunday

114
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for the open house.

115
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You'll see my sign.
It's says, "Va-nessa...

116
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With McMillan."

117
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'Kay, thanks again!

118
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- All right.
- Ohh.

119
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[Laughter]

120
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- Oh, I know that look.
- Yeah.

121
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I'm sorry, lady,
I don't wanna have sex with you

122
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unless you wanna have sex with me.

123
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- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you.
- Game on.

124
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- Shh.
- [Whispering] Quiet. Shh.

125
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- It's locked.
- Shh. I got it.

126
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- What are you doing?
- Shh! Quiet.

127
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Dude!

128
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- Nope, that was...
- Yeah.

129
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Well, I don't know what to do

130
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just kidding.
Yeah, I do.

131
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- What are you doing?
- Shh. Quiet.

132
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- All right, well...
- Get it, just... okay.

133
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- Jesus.
- Shh. Quiet.

134
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<i>Hola...</i>
To the<i> Casa de Ders.</i>

135
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- Thank you.
- Get in there.

136
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey.

137
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You sure this is a good idea, man?

138
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This place is nice.

139
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I don't wanna go to jail
for breaking that entering.

140
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Nobody's going to jail, dude.

141
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The use is staged, man.
It's a fake house, dude!

142
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Is this a good idea.

143
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If we get outta here
by Sunday, it's perfect.

144
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I mean, my dad's
here on business, right?

145
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So he's pressed for time.

146
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He'll come by the house, quick visit,

147
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then I'll take him to dinner,
back to the hotel,

148
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and he's back outta my life again.

149
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Yeah, all right.

150
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What do you say we Ders-sersify
this little peach pit?

151
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Yeah, this couch smells
nothing like you.

152
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You should rub your balls on it.

153
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Nah, I don't think I have to do that.

154
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Yeah, I'll start.
I'll start it off.

155
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All right.- Get this.

156
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I'll go [bleep] in the bathroom.

157
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You know, I didn't masturbate
until I was 18 years old?

158
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I would just have sex
with items around my house.

159
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Or just, like, put my clothes
in the closet.

160
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You know, we don't need to hump.
We don't need to go... poop.

161
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Yeah.
Welcome home.

162
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- Whoo!
- It smells good in here.

163
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All right, dudes,
he's gonna be here soon

164
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and the living room's almost...

165
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What the [bleep] are you wearing?

166
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Well, if you'd gone to see
<i>G.I. Joe: Retaliation</i>

167
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like you said you were going to,

168
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you would know that this
is my sergeant slaught outfit.

169
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And this is my very good friend
shipwreck.

170
00:06:03,691 --> 00:06:05,652
- Hello.
- Hello.

171
00:06:05,686 --> 00:06:06,755
Uh, got that.

172
00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,193
Why are you wearing them right now?

173
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You talked yourself up so big.

174
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We didn't want you to be best friends

175
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with a couple of doo-doo heads.

176
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Mm-mm.

177
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Yeah, so which one
of these rooms is mine?

178
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Because I got this necklace
of yours I wanna hang up.

179
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I don't know
how to break this to you...

180
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What should I call your dad?

181
00:06:20,894 --> 00:06:23,950
Should I call him Mr. Holmvik
or Ders' dad?

182
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Or just Papi?

183
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He likes it
when you call him big Papi.

184
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Look, you guys are not
gonna meet my dad!

185
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Okay?
I'm sorry.

186
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It's just that I told him
I live alone.

187
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And I'll be perfectly honest.

188
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He doesn't even know that you exist.

189
00:06:34,044 --> 00:06:36,337
How does he not know
your best friends exist?

190
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Okay, that's him.

191
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Please go.
Just go. Please?

192
00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,370
- That doesn't make...
- Are you that ashamed of us?

193
00:06:41,382 --> 00:06:42,437
Yes! I'm ashamed of you.

194
00:06:42,455 --> 00:06:44,868
My dad is a big... dog,
and you guys are just pup...

195
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I am a wolf!
I am a big dog too!

196
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You're a porch puppy.
So are you.

197
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- That's racist.
- Okay, wow.

198
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- Dersy!
- Hey.

199
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Go!

200
00:06:56,191 --> 00:06:58,695
Oh. Good to see you, sir.
No, uh, rental?

201
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No jags, all malibus.

202
00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,896
- That's not a tough call.
- Right.

203
00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,290
I'm surprised you saw that

204
00:07:03,308 --> 00:07:04,617
with that mop of hair in your eyes.

205
00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:06,731
Right, well, I was, uh...
I was just gonna get...

206
00:07:06,756 --> 00:07:08,050
- Ooh.
- Get it cut.

207
00:07:08,078 --> 00:07:09,584
And it's <i>so</i> good to see you!

208
00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:13,008
It's just been so long.

209
00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,170
That a long hug.

210
00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:26,678
{pub}- This is your first house.
- Yeah, this is all mine.

211
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I bought it, I live here.
It's really mine.

212
00:07:28,929 --> 00:07:30,804
But, uh, we should get going

213
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'cause I got the chef's table
at McCormick & Schmick's,

214
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and, uh, you know...

215
00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:36,098
Orange roughy sounds
like hell right now.

216
00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:37,877
We're Holmviks.
We're going to Morton's.

217
00:07:37,963 --> 00:07:39,915
Yeah, I need a beer.

218
00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,350
Yeah, um, let me see what I got.

219
00:07:42,475 --> 00:07:43,887
- There might...
- Well, what's the deal here?

220
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You know, I'm never home
'cause I'm always at, uh...

221
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Business dinners,
you know, making deals.

222
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Just wheelin' and dealin'.

223
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So, uh, yeah,
this is the main hallway here.

224
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Kind of a gallery.

225
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Um, and in here is, uh...

226
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This is my hot yoga studio.
Yeah.

227
00:08:03,405 --> 00:08:04,699
Wait, wait minute.

228
00:08:04,865 --> 00:08:06,675
I know what's going on here.

229
00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,870
You're prepping this place to sell.

230
00:08:09,036 --> 00:08:12,373
No, I'm... yeah, I'm gonna
sell this place, dad.

231
00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:13,748
Now I gotta hit the John.

232
00:08:13,779 --> 00:08:15,490
Make some room for that porterhouse.

233
00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:17,337
- You should too.
- I'm all right.

234
00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:19,088
- Just do it.
- Okay.

235
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[Grunting]

236
00:08:20,131 --> 00:08:21,701
[bottles clanking]
Whoo!

237
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Ooh. I say we leave is
as the cooling room.

238
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And then my room will be
a little jerk flavoring,

239
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jerking station without any jerking.

240
00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:32,393
I won't do that
if we hang the meat in there.

241
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That's a good call.
That's a good call, man.

242
00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,704
And I'm thinking we can use my room

243
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to house all the models

244
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for the meat jerking
beef boys girls calendar.

245
00:08:39,358 --> 00:08:42,244
Right? I say we sprinkle
some pepper over these babes,

246
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smother them in Teriyaki.

247
00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:46,741
It's like jerky, but jerky
that you wanna have sex with.

248
00:08:46,907 --> 00:08:48,660
Marinade 'em
and then masturbate to 'em.

249
00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:50,051
Sex jerky.
That'll sell.

250
00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:51,453
You're a freakin' genius, man.

251
00:08:51,578 --> 00:08:52,413
No, I know.
I know that.

252
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,301
And that just proves my theory

253
00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,496
that Ders has been holding back
our super friendship

254
00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:57,371
this whole time.

255
00:08:57,397 --> 00:08:59,177
Let's hit this A.C.,
cool this bitch out.

256
00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:00,261
Good call.

257
00:09:00,285 --> 00:09:02,448
- Hit the fan, science guy.
- You got it, science bro.

258
00:09:02,522 --> 00:09:04,759
- Whoo! Plug this bitch in!
- You got it.

259
00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:07,593
All right, let's crank
some cow cuttin' tunes!

260
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,469
I got you on that.
Here we go.

261
00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:10,723
Kick out the germs!

262
00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:12,058
- [Heavy metal music plays]
- [Growls]

263
00:09:12,224 --> 00:09:13,267
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

264
00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:15,310
Nice.

265
00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:16,511
Both: Yeah!

266
00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:18,413
Lopping off a piece.

267
00:09:18,538 --> 00:09:19,649
Agh!

268
00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:22,150
- Clean cut! Lean cut!
- Whoa!

269
00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,352
- Yeah, crank that bitch down.
- That's really hairy.

270
00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:26,183
That's okay, man.
Hair.

271
00:09:26,201 --> 00:09:27,734
It'll add some spice.
It'll add some seasoning.

272
00:09:27,747 --> 00:09:29,548
- All right.
- Gamy. A gamy taste.

273
00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:31,260
That's what our jerky's gonna be.

274
00:09:31,385 --> 00:09:34,062
It's gonna be a little gam...
[Power shuts off]

275
00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,897
Okay.

276
00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:37,291
Well, n-n-now why did that happen?

277
00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:39,668
- Shoot.
- Probably it's just...

278
00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,212
Plugged up a little bit.

279
00:09:41,378 --> 00:09:43,089
Yeah, go for it.

280
00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:46,107
[Buzzing, music blares]
Both: Whoa!

281
00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:47,355
One, two, three, four, five.

282
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,930
- Yep, I'm all good to go.
- Okay, whew!

283
00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:50,912
[Doorbell]

284
00:09:51,037 --> 00:09:53,433
Well, look who it is.

285
00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,404
If it isn't Judas priest...

286
00:09:55,604 --> 00:09:57,642
From the Bible, not the band.
'Cause that'd be cool.

287
00:09:57,686 --> 00:09:58,774
What are you guys doing here?

288
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,849
Believe me, we don't like this
as much as you do.

289
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,674
But we have a few questions
about <i>our</i> house.

290
00:10:03,716 --> 00:10:05,266
Our house...
Where we live, not you.

291
00:10:05,297 --> 00:10:07,454
Dersy! Dersy!
You're out of T.P.

292
00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:09,337
Luckily, I had a clean pinch.

293
00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:11,018
- Right, um...
- Whoa.

294
00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,956
What up?
Hey!

295
00:10:12,992 --> 00:10:15,637
I'm Adam.
It's great to finally meet you.

296
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,790
We live right over there.

297
00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:17,994
How's it going?

298
00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:19,713
It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

299
00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:21,449
- It's very nice to meet you.
- Thor.

300
00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:22,462
Thor Holmvik.

301
00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:25,129
Thor?
Your name is Thor?

302
00:10:25,181 --> 00:10:26,455
Ah! That is so...

303
00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:28,316
I didn't know white people
had cool names anymore.

304
00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:29,835
He has a God's name.

305
00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:32,360
Tell me you named your dick
"Thor's hammer."

306
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,610
- Nope, he doesn't.
- You have to at that point.

307
00:10:34,637 --> 00:10:36,080
You have to.
If you're named Thor?

308
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,567
You definitely hit 'em
with the hammer, baby.

309
00:10:38,602 --> 00:10:39,399
Rad.

310
00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:42,139
Okay, I think, uh, you guys
should get going, right?

311
00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,858
You need to go, probably?

312
00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:45,767
Actually, since our houses
have similar layouts,

313
00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:47,569
I was wondering if I could
ask you a question.

314
00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:48,903
Where's your fuse box?

315
00:10:49,028 --> 00:10:51,139
And also how do you de-blow a fuse?

316
00:10:51,264 --> 00:10:52,700
Is that a thing?
Do you de-blow it?

317
00:10:52,866 --> 00:10:54,327
It's probably in the hallway.

318
00:10:54,493 --> 00:10:56,344
Okay, so where would it...

319
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:57,872
Where would it be in our house then?

320
00:10:58,038 --> 00:11:00,382
Could be behind that Van Halen poster

321
00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:03,211
above the glade plug-in
in <i>your</i> house.

322
00:11:03,377 --> 00:11:04,819
Okay, so your fuse
is in your hallway.

323
00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:07,298
We're talking about <i>our</i> house.

324
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:08,549
Good luck with the fuse box.

325
00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,658
- Great to meet you.
- Hold on!

326
00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:11,253
We'd like to play
apples to apples with Thor!

327
00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:12,649
No! Just get out of here.

328
00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:14,804
It's a good thing you're moving.

329
00:11:14,954 --> 00:11:17,228
With those two bisexual tweekers
living across the street,

330
00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,894
might as well be living
in a goddamn condominium.

331
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,236
Yeah, um...

332
00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,481
What makes you say they're bisexual?

333
00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:29,344
[Engine sputters]

334
00:11:29,469 --> 00:11:31,413
Does this happen often?

335
00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:33,699
Well, you know,
it's part of the charm.

336
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:34,616
It's mom's old 'Vo.

337
00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:36,160
It keeps me humble.

338
00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:37,485
Well, excuse me.

339
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,122
You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik.

340
00:11:39,288 --> 00:11:41,456
You finally got something
not to be humble about.

341
00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:42,375
Right.

342
00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:44,252
Okay, we're going
to the Volvo dealership.

343
00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:46,645
Well, I think we'll go
to dinner, and then after...

344
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,533
No, after dinner,

345
00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:48,846
you're gonna be cresting
a buck thirty

346
00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:50,568
in your brand-new
black vagina finder.

347
00:11:50,624 --> 00:11:51,590
OK, well...

348
00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:54,070
You know, I think black cars
attract a lot of heat, so...

349
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,981
I wasn't talking about the car.

350
00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:58,893
Have you seen that B.E.T. Network?

351
00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:02,966
Can't believe that selfish
bitch is keeping his dad

352
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,747
- all to himself.
- Ah!

353
00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:07,657
- He's being a little bitch.
- Selfish little bitch, man.

354
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,838
You can't keep Thor
from all the mortals.

355
00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:10,987
He belongs to us.

356
00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,147
Yeah, well, at least
we have a at locker now.

357
00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:14,860
Dude, if he were here right now,
I'd be like...

358
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:16,257
- [Screams]
- Yeah.

359
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,451
Yeah!

360
00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:19,541
Yeah, I'd be like,
"hey, oh, hi, Ders.

361
00:12:19,691 --> 00:12:21,725
Oh, yeah, buh-bye, Ders!"

362
00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:25,733
[Both grunting]

363
00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,962
Oh, split your head open,
more like it!

364
00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:29,630
And then you die!

365
00:12:29,796 --> 00:12:31,306
"Hey, where's this guy's butthole?"

366
00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:32,507
I'm gonna be, "right there."

367
00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:33,975
And he's gonna be like,

368
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,810
"well, I'm gonna dive on
into your ass!"

369
00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:38,913
How about you show us a little
r-e-s-pee in your mouth?

370
00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:41,149
What! Hey, no, stop!

371
00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:42,917
Hey, we have to eat that!

372
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:44,352
It's hard to stop once you start.

373
00:12:44,477 --> 00:12:45,653
- Okay.
- All right.

374
00:12:45,778 --> 00:12:46,855
- No, get it. Get it.
- All right.

375
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,057
Okay, whoo!

376
00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:50,592
All right, well,
we'll go get some bleach.

377
00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:52,660
A little Lawry's seasoning, right?

378
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:54,429
Yeah.

379
00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:56,240
- Seasoning, yes.
- Sorry.

380
00:12:57,099 --> 00:12:59,474
Hey, you know, before we,
uh, jump the gun here,

381
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:02,065
I was looking at this certified
pre-ned wagon over there.

382
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:03,603
That could be kinda cool...
A shaggin' wagon.

383
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,340
I understand your hesitation.

384
00:13:05,465 --> 00:13:07,342
You've got all this money now,
and you're wondering,

385
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,977
"should I really be flaunting this

386
00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:11,112
- when so many have so little?"
- Yeah, exactly.

387
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,947
And the answer is yes.

388
00:13:13,072 --> 00:13:15,774
Goddamn, you're gonna get
some wild tail in this car.

389
00:13:16,051 --> 00:13:16,985
Don't I know it?

390
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,220
I mean, I probably would...
I will...

391
00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:22,016
You know, we need to celebrate.

392
00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:23,892
I'm gonna cancel
all my business appointments

393
00:13:24,017 --> 00:13:25,693
and I'm gonna be bunking with my boy

394
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,853
on his beautiful oriental couch.

395
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,497
I'd like your room,

396
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:31,166
but a Holmvik never sleeps
in another man's bed.

397
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,257
Yeah, no.
I know.

398
00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,302
Sir...

399
00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:39,207
I can't... go on just not
saying this so, um...

400
00:13:39,332 --> 00:13:40,932
No, no, no.
No. No. No!

401
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:43,302
There's something I need to tell <i>you.</i>

402
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:46,872
I am proud of you, Anders.

403
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:52,797
[Retching]

404
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,567
{pub}I figured there'd be
a lot less blood.

405
00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:19,552
Yeah, me too.

406
00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:21,247
I didn't realize there was
so much blood in a cow.

407
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:22,985
Very evolved process.

408
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,558
Oh, my God!

409
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:26,126
What is that smell?

410
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,301
Well... it's the blood, Anders.

411
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,370
There's blood everywhere.

412
00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:31,455
And guts.
It's jerky. It's pre-jerky.

413
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:33,118
Okay, whatever, dude.
I got an emergency.

414
00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:34,766
My dad's trying to crash at my ace.

415
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,010
He's not going to a hotel.

416
00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:38,238
The open house tomorrow
is totally gonna blow my cover.

417
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,290
Oh, you poor little baby bitch.

418
00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:41,215
What's the matter?

419
00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:42,786
Dad Thor kick you
out of the Avengers?

420
00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:44,197
Sorry, we're the X-Men.

421
00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:45,840
You must be looking for x-friends.

422
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:47,197
I think they're down the road.

423
00:14:47,214 --> 00:14:48,845
Yeah, like we would ever help you out

424
00:14:48,864 --> 00:14:50,245
- in a "quimillion" years.
- Not happening.

425
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:51,258
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

426
00:14:51,297 --> 00:14:52,674
Why would we ever help you, dude?

427
00:14:52,922 --> 00:14:54,983
Because I'm gonna give you
my Brazzers password.

428
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:56,739
Fine, we'll be the bigger men here.

429
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:57,711
Here's what I'm thinking.

430
00:14:57,749 --> 00:15:00,055
You guys should come by the house,
make it look like there's a break-in,

431
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,028
just tip over some chairs,
empty a drawer or two.

432
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:04,484
Just enough to freak him out
so he goes and stays at a hotel.

433
00:15:04,543 --> 00:15:05,843
You know what I mean?

434
00:15:07,887 --> 00:15:09,723
We want that password first though.

435
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:10,677
That's not gonna happen.

436
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,625
Strong move.
We'll do it your way.

437
00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:14,336
Okay.

438
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:17,954
- Okay, now just watch me.
- Yeah.

439
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,789
- All right?
- Oh!

440
00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:21,472
- Watch me.
- Yeah!

441
00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:23,000
Okay.

442
00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:35,555
Yeah, we're good to go.

443
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:37,348
His wallet.

444
00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:40,059
You know, maybe we're being
too hard on Ders, man.

445
00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:42,245
He just... loves his dad
a weird amount.

446
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,564
Yeah, you know,
it's gotta mess with his head.

447
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:46,606
His dad is just swinging
Thor's hammer,

448
00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:48,902
and you know, Ders is working
on that little ice pick.

449
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,777
It's a big dick to live up to.

450
00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:55,248
But no giant dad [bleep]
in the world can explain this.

451
00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:58,077
<i>G.I. Joe: Retaliation</i> ticket stab.

452
00:15:58,243 --> 00:15:59,537
He saw it without us!

453
00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:01,998
I don't know whether to cry
or explode from anger.

454
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:03,590
You know what, I don't even care

455
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:05,959
how many freakin' passwords
that guy gives us.

456
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,962
We should be ashamed of him!

457
00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:10,854
Oh, I'm so <i>ashamed</i>
toe that dude's friend.

458
00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:11,925
Yeah, we're good friends!

459
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:13,426
I'm proud to be your friend, man!

460
00:16:13,592 --> 00:16:14,636
I'm proud to be <i>your</i> friend!

461
00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:15,887
I'm ashamed of that dude!

462
00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,597
That guy sucks
and he doesn't appreciate us.

463
00:16:17,763 --> 00:16:19,507
Yeah, that dude
doesn't appreciate me.

464
00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:21,207
Doesn't appreciate me,
doesn't appreciate...

465
00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,176
- I appreciate this!
- Doesn't appreciate [bleep]!

466
00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:25,104
- How about you appreciate this?
- Oh!

467
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,681
How about appreciate this?
[bleep]!

468
00:16:27,806 --> 00:16:28,700
He'll appreciate that.

469
00:16:28,825 --> 00:16:30,483
- Yeah.
- Oh, hi, Ders.

470
00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:32,585
Where's your little baby dick now?

471
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,224
Where's your little baby dick now?

472
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:36,242
Uh, is there a hide-a-bed in here?

473
00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:37,505
- That is very heavy.
- No, this is...

474
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:38,798
Let's find something else to break.

475
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:39,461
Okay.

476
00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:40,579
Whoa, hang on, hang on.
Hang on.

477
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,614
- What? What?
- The door.

478
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,100
Dad, I think I've been robbed.

479
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:44,675
- What's going on?
- We need to be careful.

480
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,710
Let's just get your stuff.
We'll get you back to the hotel.

481
00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,073
It's definitely not safe here, dad.

482
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,602
- Come on.
- Dad!

483
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,203
We've been robbed!

484
00:16:51,963 --> 00:16:54,294
- Oh, my God.
- What the hell's going on?

485
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,347
This isn't what I...
Expected to come home to.

486
00:16:57,386 --> 00:16:59,764
Uh, dad, I'm gonna
call the cops real quick.

487
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,815
Adam, do not send me to voicemail.

488
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,227
Pick up your phone.
Th is not cool, all right?

489
00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:06,521
[Sish]

490
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:19,766
All right, dad, they're gonna
send over the CSI guys to, um...

491
00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:22,068
You know, look for prints, or...

492
00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:24,868
Uh... pubes or fibers
or whatever. Dad?

493
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:27,367
Y, dad?

494
00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:29,291
Oh, no.

495
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:30,831
Hello!

496
00:17:30,869 --> 00:17:34,132
I know you weedheads
are up to something!

497
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:51,441
California.
Land of fruits and nuts.

498
00:17:58,885 --> 00:17:59,960
{pub}Thor! Hey!

499
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,786
- What's going on here
- Whoa!

500
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:02,884
You sickos!

501
00:18:02,897 --> 00:18:04,596
Oh, shoot.
He's got Thor's hammer!

502
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,140
He's got two Thor's hammers.

503
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,473
Sir, no!
Please!

504
00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:09,210
These two perverts robbed you...

505
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:11,713
And made some sort of sick voodoo,

506
00:18:11,738 --> 00:18:13,332
bisexual Jack-off shrine.

507
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,407
No, sir, trust me.
No one's jacked-off in here.

508
00:18:15,443 --> 00:18:17,062
You've never jacked-off in here?

509
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,983
Yeah, I Jack-off in here, but no...

510
00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:19,790
Okay, so have I.

511
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:21,623
I'm trying to tell him...
Sir, this is...

512
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:22,984
This is my bedroom.

513
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,006
- This is the house I live in.
- What?

514
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,960
Yeah, I've been lying to you
about my job,

515
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,359
about where I live,

516
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,584
and these two bisexual tweekers
are...

517
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,337
These are my best friends.

518
00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:33,424
Best friends, huh?

519
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:34,669
That's funny because

520
00:18:34,688 --> 00:18:38,050
why'd you ditch us
and go see <i>Retaliation</i> solo?

521
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:39,369
Ticket stub right here.

522
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,643
Look, guys, come on.

523
00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:43,266
You were dressed
in full G.I. Joe Regalia.

524
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:44,929
It's a Channing Tatum movie.

525
00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:46,922
There's gonna be down babes there.

526
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,892
Actually, you're right.
I never even thought about that.

527
00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:50,918
We should be better
at this kinda stuff, like girls.

528
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:52,799
It wasn't cool of me.
I'm sorry.

529
00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:54,408
Apology accepted...

530
00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:56,494
Anders, son of Thor.

531
00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:57,905
Actually...

532
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:01,259
I have a little secret myself.

533
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,473
Oh, my God.
Tell me he's gay.

534
00:19:03,497 --> 00:19:04,940
I've always wanted
to be around someone

535
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:05,997
when they come out of the closet.

536
00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:07,842
I lost my job three months ago.

537
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:09,936
Haven't told a soul.

538
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,205
It's bad, Dersy.

539
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:14,039
We may lose the house.

540
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:15,629
Oh, my God.

541
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:19,696
The lake house.
Sorry about the pause.

542
00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:23,015
- Oh.
- Very misleading, Mr. Thor.

543
00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:25,308
Okay, just so we're clear,
there's no gay part?

544
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:26,564
Just one.

545
00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:29,551
What?

546
00:19:29,887 --> 00:19:31,631
- Oh.
- Whoa! [Laughing]

547
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:32,987
Oh, I thought they were gonna kiss.

548
00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:34,455
Oh yeah.

549
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,981
- Sure.
- Yeah.

550
00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:37,746
So you guys are sure

551
00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:39,562
we got all the photos out
of that house of me, right?

552
00:19:39,618 --> 00:19:41,071
Oh, yeah.
There's nothing in there

553
00:19:41,107 --> 00:19:42,407
- they can trace back to you
- All right.

554
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,886
Dig in, boys!
First batch!

555
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,024
Woo-hoo!

556
00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:46,730
- Here we go.
- Oh, you get the big dog.

557
00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:47,436
Here you go.

558
00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:48,838
Guess there were supposed
to be more strips,

559
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,455
but chunks will do, I suppose.

560
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:52,858
Well, that's our thing.
We have a chunkier jerk.

561
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:53,958
- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers.

562
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:56,429
- Meat jerking beef boys.
- Mmm.

563
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,443
- Mmm.
- [Chuckles]

564
00:19:58,504 --> 00:20:00,648
Mmm.

565
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:02,436
Yum.

566
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,043
I've never had wet jerky before.

567
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,344
- I will say that.
- Different.

568
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:06,682
- Some say wetter, the better.
- Mm-hmm.

569
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:08,275
Most...
Most don't.

570
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,582
This tastes like bacon...

571
00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:11,659
Like if bacon were marinated in rain

572
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:13,645
for a few days in, like, a gutter.

573
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,030
What did you do
to actually make this...

574
00:20:16,155 --> 00:20:17,440
Actually jerky?

575
00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,024
Well, we hung it and wiped it.

576
00:20:19,149 --> 00:20:20,026
That's what we did.

577
00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:22,946
- And I pissed on it.
- Adam pissed on it, now I remember.

578
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,193
- Yeah.
- Yep.

579
00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:26,980
Why don't we just go for a spin
in my new Vo

580
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:27,995
before I return it, man?

581
00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,388
Thank God for
that 24h buyer's remorse.

582
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:33,576
Wait, what new Vo?

583
00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:36,316
Dude, my dad made me
go buy a drop-top like Volvo

584
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,527
that is parked outside
the other house.

585
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,330
It's quite swift looking.

586
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:42,260
That's not a stage car
to go along with a stage class?

587
00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:45,612
- No, they don't make stage cars.
- Why?

588
00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,320
- What'd you do?
- Maybe we should go inside.

589
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,800
- What would you do?
- We key'd it.

590
00:20:50,692 --> 00:20:52,049
And destroyed it.

591
00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:54,095
Just kidding.

592
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,607
I wouldn't do that to you.

593
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:02,611
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