1 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,837 Doc, help, doc! 2 00:01:25,254 --> 00:01:27,306 It stopped bleeding. It stopped bleeding. 3 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:30,427 That's because your blood's freezing as it's hitting the air. 4 00:01:31,763 --> 00:01:33,881 Here, apply pressure on it. 5 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:35,320 I think my leg is frozen. 6 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,995 That's the least of your problems. 7 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:39,348 The blade severed your femoral artery. 8 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,947 Am I gonna lose my leg? 9 00:01:51,288 --> 00:01:54,117 Frostbite's not too bad but I gotta fix your artery now. 10 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:55,452 This is gonna hurt. 11 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,933 You're gonna put that in me? 12 00:02:04,053 --> 00:02:06,984 Glue's the best way to repair your artery at this temperature. 13 00:02:09,184 --> 00:02:10,344 It looks okay. 14 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,844 Here, tear off some pieces. I have to check your foot. 15 00:02:19,351 --> 00:02:20,643 Blood flow looks good. 16 00:02:21,437 --> 00:02:23,006 Your leg should be okay. 17 00:02:23,548 --> 00:02:24,855 I thought I was done. 18 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,776 Yeah, like I'd let anything happen to you. 19 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:31,237 You're the only one who can fix the generators. 20 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,064 One... two... three. 21 00:02:36,361 --> 00:02:38,035 Cate, Cate, are you okay? 22 00:02:38,488 --> 00:02:39,454 Are you okay? 23 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,508 I... I... I need help. 24 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:54,067 Who am I supposed to get? 25 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:06,965 Saison 4 - Episode 11 Frozen. 26 00:03:08,224 --> 00:03:14,177 - Synchro by : ¤AkaZab¤, Icefre@k 27 00:03:16,566 --> 00:03:19,269 - Transcript : ydy.com 28 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:46,313 Why do I even give you an office? 29 00:03:46,789 --> 00:03:49,234 New case. Psych department asked for you personally. 30 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,692 Patient's a crazy person? 31 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:53,443 You're a crazy person. Patient's a psychiatrist. 32 00:03:53,723 --> 00:03:56,164 There's something wrong with coma guy's cable. 33 00:03:56,647 --> 00:03:58,074 He seems fine with it. 34 00:03:58,392 --> 00:04:01,619 Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here but currently... 35 00:04:04,086 --> 00:04:07,709 The budget committee voted to charge for cable in the patient rooms. 36 00:04:09,307 --> 00:04:10,717 Slippery slope. 37 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:13,598 Today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages. 38 00:04:13,718 --> 00:04:14,965 Talk to Carlson in derm... 39 00:04:15,085 --> 00:04:16,585 He runs the budget committee... 40 00:04:16,705 --> 00:04:18,217 After you look at this. 41 00:04:18,337 --> 00:04:20,904 After you talk to carlson, maybe I'll... 44 00:04:34,409 --> 00:04:35,878 That wouldn't be any fun. 45 00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:37,322 And for the next two months, 46 00:04:37,605 --> 00:04:40,599 winds make it impossible to fly anything in or out. 47 00:04:40,719 --> 00:04:42,410 Could be appendicitis or a gallstone. 48 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:43,797 Or a kidney stone. 49 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,455 That wouldn't be any fun. 50 00:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,585 If it's appendicitis down there, 51 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,161 her appendix ruptures, she dies, there's nothing we can do. 52 00:04:50,281 --> 00:04:52,519 If it's stones, she takes pain meds, the stone passes. 53 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:55,481 - There's nothing we need to do. - Could be a struvite kidney stone. 54 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:57,469 Most kidney stones are calcium and benign. 55 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,404 Why would you suspect a struvite stone? 56 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:01,423 'cause he said kidney stones were boring. 57 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:02,596 It's possible. 58 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:03,932 She's on birth control. 59 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:06,551 Lots of sex could lead to urinary tract infection, 60 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:09,270 which could lead to an infection-laced struvite kidney stone. 61 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,272 Excessive antarctic drilling. 62 00:05:12,265 --> 00:05:14,058 Bad for the environment and the ladies. 63 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:16,480 If it's a struvite stone she needs to break it up quickly 64 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,391 before the infection shuts down her kidneys. 65 00:05:18,511 --> 00:05:19,906 This is where it gets fun. 66 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:24,369 These are the supplies and medications she has available. 67 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:30,146 Nothing here that can break up a kidney stone. 68 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:31,835 What else do they have down there? 69 00:05:31,955 --> 00:05:34,144 - I just said... - I don't mean medical stuff. 70 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:35,264 Other stuff. 71 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,219 Some geological equipment breaks ice and rock 72 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,355 the same way we break kidney stones. 73 00:05:43,705 --> 00:05:44,958 Discovery channel. 74 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,954 I like watching them blow stuff up. 75 00:05:47,074 --> 00:05:48,174 Who doesn't? 76 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:50,979 That reminds me. 77 00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:53,898 Coma guy needs cable. 78 00:05:54,058 --> 00:05:56,492 Women's billiard is the only thing that's keeping him alive. 79 00:05:56,612 --> 00:05:58,962 I'm sure carlson will be moved by his plight. 80 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:01,632 Carlson won't listen to me since I hit on his wife. 81 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:03,017 You knew! 82 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:05,418 God no, I thought I was hitting on his daughter. 83 00:06:05,538 --> 00:06:07,766 Look, you're on the committee. He'll listen to you. 84 00:06:08,112 --> 00:06:10,790 I'm an avid reader of "committees with hotties" message boards. 85 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:12,829 Amoxicillin,500 milligrams I. V 86 00:06:13,035 --> 00:06:14,731 Studies conducted in major hospitals 87 00:06:14,851 --> 00:06:17,255 indiCate that happy patients recover faster. 88 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,593 Studies conducted in my apartment show that tv makes people happy. 89 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,206 Premium channels have a particularly striking effect. 90 00:06:23,326 --> 00:06:26,019 Charging patients for cable is bringing in 13 grand a month. 91 00:06:26,139 --> 00:06:27,789 Until this injustice is righted, 92 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,896 I am going to waste 13 grand a day. 93 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,120 It's $2.49 down. 94 00:06:36,892 --> 00:06:39,012 Get an EKG and a cardiac enzyme. 95 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,405 If those check out, discharge him and tell him to get a snow blower. 96 00:06:43,566 --> 00:06:46,242 How much is 13 grand divided by $.04? 97 00:06:47,099 --> 00:06:49,060 I am not giving you cable. 98 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:52,063 You're gonna have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone. 99 00:06:52,183 --> 00:06:53,683 I'll be fine on tuesdays. 100 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:58,720 If sound waves from the flaw detector break the egg 101 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,308 it should safely dissolve your kidney stone. 102 00:07:07,131 --> 00:07:09,766 - This isn't going to work. - There's no reason it shouldn't. 103 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:12,146 Sound waves are sound waves. Stones are stones. 104 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,609 Some are bigger than others. 105 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:15,021 Some are inside me. 106 00:07:15,295 --> 00:07:17,056 How's it going, team MacGyver? 107 00:07:17,773 --> 00:07:18,963 Oh, great. 108 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,988 I can't get cable, but I can get the South Poleon hi-def. 109 00:07:22,288 --> 00:07:23,905 We're almost ready to start the test. 110 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:24,992 Test? 111 00:07:25,242 --> 00:07:26,908 Did ford test the edsel? 112 00:07:27,341 --> 00:07:28,902 Did coke test new coke? 113 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:31,951 Did shakespeare test his final play: snow dogs? 114 00:07:32,071 --> 00:07:33,929 I'm guessing you're doctor House? 115 00:07:35,708 --> 00:07:38,302 I was wondering when you might drop by. 116 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,460 Could she see me? 117 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,511 Yeah. 118 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,175 Think jagger shows up for the sound check? 119 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,473 Okay. Roadies, off the stage. 120 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:53,017 Go help Cameron in the E. R 121 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:55,353 Why? No way you're just doing her a favor. 122 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,528 E.R. Is standing room only. 123 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:59,522 Which means Cameron's bound to make a mistake. 124 00:07:59,642 --> 00:08:01,275 Find it so I can blackmail her. 125 00:08:02,111 --> 00:08:03,319 As far as you know... 126 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,947 this is way more than just some silly battle over cable. 127 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:13,819 Ready. 128 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:42,501 You-you might wanna just dial it down a smidge. 129 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,898 I am not doing this. 130 00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:49,740 Your kidney stone theory hinges on me having sex, but... 131 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,600 Let me guess. You're as pure as the driven snow. 132 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,537 Only if the snow likes to be on top. 133 00:08:55,304 --> 00:08:57,623 But I am here doing psychological research. 134 00:08:57,783 --> 00:09:00,543 Generally not a good idea to swap fluids with your subjects. 135 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:04,046 Struvite stones are possible in people who don't have sex. 136 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:06,215 They're certainly possible in people who claim... 137 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:09,969 I've had no u. T. i. S. No pain on urination. 138 00:09:10,129 --> 00:09:12,430 You do realize that only one of us is a real doctor. 139 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:16,001 You do realize only one of us has any control over my actions. 140 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:21,557 Dr. Milton, are you able to run a chem 7? 141 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,656 Yes. 142 00:09:22,776 --> 00:09:24,829 That'll tell us if her kidney function's declining. 143 00:09:24,949 --> 00:09:26,239 If it is, he's right. 144 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:28,279 Struvite stone's most likely explanation. 145 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:29,873 If not, she's right. 146 00:09:35,303 --> 00:09:38,164 Sorry, I know how you like to avoid avoiding confrontation. 147 00:09:38,324 --> 00:09:42,278 While we're waiting for that test to prove me right, start I. V Cefuroxime. 148 00:09:42,593 --> 00:09:45,087 Keep the infection in the stone from wiping out your kidneys. 149 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:47,729 I'll send the chem 7 results when I'm done. 150 00:09:52,907 --> 00:09:54,532 She's a great psychiatrist. 151 00:09:54,652 --> 00:09:56,370 One session, I've got shrinkage. 152 00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:59,644 House wants us to spy on you, report back. 153 00:10:01,377 --> 00:10:03,140 And you're telling me this because... 154 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,494 We don't want to do it. 155 00:10:04,719 --> 00:10:06,067 I don't see a problem so far. 156 00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:08,998 If our choice is between pissing House off or pissing you off, 157 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,828 that's not much of a choice. 158 00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:14,904 So unless I give House cable, you're gonna make my life miserable. 159 00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:15,930 Yes. 160 00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:19,413 And you're telling me this so you won't feel as guilty when you do it. 161 00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:22,666 Yes. 162 00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:25,711 Accommodating House's every whim is not my job anymore. 163 00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:28,074 But it is ours. 164 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:30,978 House will get what he wants. 165 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:40,722 Maybe we should just pay for it ourselves and tell him she folded. 166 00:10:41,452 --> 00:10:42,157 No. 167 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,518 Your chem 7 results show that your kidney function is declining. 168 00:10:48,994 --> 00:10:50,486 Sounds like a kidney stone to me. 169 00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:52,076 The decreased function 170 00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:54,824 could be from dehydration caused by vomiting 171 00:10:54,984 --> 00:10:56,161 due to a gallstone. 172 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,328 You agreed that the chem 7 would decide if it was a struvite stone. 173 00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:01,093 I agreed to do the test. 174 00:11:01,213 --> 00:11:03,412 The results are up for interpretation. 175 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,751 I'll redo the test in an hour when I'm rehydrated. 176 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:09,185 Have you noticed any improvement since starting the cefuroxime? 177 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,157 Not really. The pain's about the same. 178 00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:13,221 While you're waiting, we should run another test 179 00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:16,031 - with the geology equipment. - You're not taking the cefuroxime. 180 00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,328 She's right handed. 181 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,308 Means she would've put the I. V in her left arm. 182 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,518 Catheter in the arm makes it hard to bend the elbow 183 00:11:22,678 --> 00:11:24,270 the way people do when they drink! 184 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:27,607 We have a limited supply of medication and I'm not about to waste it. 185 00:11:27,727 --> 00:11:29,913 Last I checked, you had a limited supply of doctors. 186 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,781 Right before I got sick, 187 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:34,662 one of my crew members severed his femoral artery. 188 00:11:34,782 --> 00:11:36,161 He needs the cefuroxime. 189 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,476 Right, he called dibs. 190 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,665 His need is definitive. 191 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,672 Mine is speculative. 192 00:11:42,231 --> 00:11:43,514 You're breathing fast. 193 00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:45,041 It's because I'm pissed off! 194 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,125 Lift up your chin. Show me your windpipe. 195 00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:52,965 My chest hurts. 196 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:55,891 - It's deviating to the left. - Means her right lung is collapsing. 197 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:58,066 - Is anyone there with you? - Sean went to the mess. 198 00:11:58,186 --> 00:12:00,089 - You need to call someone. - There's no time. 199 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,639 Get a syringe and a needle. 200 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:03,815 - Why am I doing- - Shut up and look. 201 00:12:05,029 --> 00:12:06,534 She could pass out. She needs... 202 00:12:06,654 --> 00:12:08,518 She needs to reinflate that lung. 203 00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:10,358 Okay, now pull out the plunger. 204 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,759 I want you to stab yourself in your right side 205 00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:15,990 between the second and third rib in the mid-clavicular line. 206 00:12:18,193 --> 00:12:21,078 By the time we get someone else there, you'll have suffoCated. 207 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,244 Just do it. 208 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:37,774 See all the good stuff that happens when you listen to me? 209 00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,597 Means it's not a kidney stone. 210 00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:53,570 Right side pain, vomiting, 211 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,696 and now a lung that gets traumatized without any trauma. 212 00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:58,902 Sounds odd. Probably is odd. 213 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:00,784 We should discuss this, then call her back. 214 00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:04,123 That's fine. I made sure we got the South Pole long distance plan. 215 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,098 Your latest kidney function test shows... 216 00:13:07,218 --> 00:13:08,855 I know what it shows. I ran it. 217 00:13:08,975 --> 00:13:11,876 The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is gonna take. 218 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:14,422 Since when do you let patients participate in differentials? 219 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,966 Since the patient and her doctor happen to be the same person. 220 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,386 Your kidney function is still declining. Means you have a kidney problem. 221 00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:23,931 But not one that needed antibiotics. Makes us equally wrong. 222 00:13:24,091 --> 00:13:26,354 No, makes us both wrong. 223 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,474 Not equally. 224 00:13:27,602 --> 00:13:29,061 You were at least six wronger. 225 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,128 They run a ppd before you shipped out? 226 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:34,349 On me and everybody else here. It's not T.B. 227 00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:35,818 Excuse us a second. 228 00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:38,862 Cancer explains the symptoms. 229 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,283 A tumor in her lung or kidney that threw a clot to the other organ. 230 00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:45,786 And you're worried the tumor might overhear, realize we're on to it. 231 00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:49,357 Cancer's a hard diagnosis for patients even when they're not in the South Pole. 232 00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,667 We should figure this out, maybe bring wilson in. 233 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,175 Obviously you two think I'm in bad shape. 234 00:13:59,726 --> 00:14:01,343 Only if you count the tumor. 235 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,527 Probably in your abdomen. 236 00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,163 But you don't have any advanced imaging equipment. 237 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:08,061 You also don't have a surgeon to biopsy it, 238 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,368 any stains to use on the slide, or an oncologist to analyze it. 239 00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:13,981 Too far away to hold her hand. 240 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,183 I have cancer? 241 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:17,857 Possibly. 242 00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:21,953 Since the only imaging equipment you have is X-ray, let's start there. 243 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,993 X- ray your entire body. 244 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,766 I'll upload the images when I'm done. 245 00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:31,700 Good for you. 246 00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:00,736 She's annoying. 247 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,740 Refused to take the antibiotics because other people might need them. 248 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,243 She said she cares about other people? 249 00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:09,161 What a poser. 250 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:10,704 K.U.B. Is clean. 251 00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:13,749 You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist. 252 00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:17,294 I'm a compliCated man. I loathe her for many reasons. 253 00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:19,748 Never before has a profession been so decried 254 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:21,798 by someone who needed it so badly. 255 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:24,510 You talk a lot of smack about tranny hookers. 256 00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:26,696 Enlarged mediastinal node. 257 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:27,805 Lymphoma. 258 00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,105 Probably, but we can't confirm it without a biopsy. 259 00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:32,166 You can't analyze a biopsy without a stain. 260 00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:33,286 We can't biopsy. 261 00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:36,044 'cause they don't have stains down there. We need a substitute. 262 00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:39,233 She can't biopsy that node without a surgical team and an O. R 263 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:42,425 Anything with a strong color could work as a stain. 264 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,031 Printer ink, food coloring, coffee. 265 00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:47,484 No thanks. 266 00:15:47,604 --> 00:15:50,422 Find a node closer to the surface, one she can biopsy. 267 00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:51,761 That makes sense. 268 00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:53,831 - That makes sense? - I said it first. 269 00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,608 In a shockingly calm manner 270 00:15:57,509 --> 00:16:00,359 after I'd just been jerking you around for 30 seconds 271 00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:03,048 without you complaining or analyzing said jerking. 272 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,548 I was being mature. 273 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:06,643 In a lavender shirt. 274 00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,757 You for some reason are happy. 275 00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:11,015 How dare you? 276 00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,876 The x-rays don't show any other abnormal nodes. 277 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:17,803 Abnormal nodes can be felt before they can be seen on an x-ray. 278 00:16:18,504 --> 00:16:20,320 You're wearing that shirt for someone. 279 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,742 The health department. They frown on topless oncology. 280 00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,197 You're gonna do a physical? 281 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,317 Have to. 282 00:16:25,481 --> 00:16:27,703 You and foreman are gonna be here looking for a stain. 283 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,253 I can do the physical. 284 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:33,996 There's no reason you need to watch. 285 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,206 I can think of at least three reasons. 286 00:16:36,653 --> 00:16:37,980 One of them's medical. 287 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,015 Where are you? Not in your office. 288 00:16:40,135 --> 00:16:42,260 You're not in the hospital. No reason for me to be. 289 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,425 I am not... 290 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,328 undressing for you in your apartment. 291 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,981 You're not in my apartment. 292 00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:49,511 You're three quarters of a world away. 293 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,805 I promise not to get fresh. 294 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,630 I'm not taking off my clothes. 295 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,481 One of us has to. 296 00:17:00,371 --> 00:17:01,706 Show me your place. 297 00:17:04,986 --> 00:17:08,405 It's got walls, a floor, and in some places, a roof. 298 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:11,858 I am not exposing myself without some reciprocity. 299 00:17:11,978 --> 00:17:14,082 It's my apartment. It's not my soul. 300 00:17:19,156 --> 00:17:20,292 Living room. 301 00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:22,427 Slow down. 302 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,020 Lots of books. 303 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,523 I'm betting all medical. 304 00:17:28,044 --> 00:17:31,637 Only if you count jenna jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text. 305 00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:33,673 Fiction is a waste of time 306 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:35,200 unless you can laugh at it. 307 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,429 I love to laugh. 308 00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:37,831 Moving on. 309 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:40,818 Back up. 310 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,732 How bad is the insomnia? 311 00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:45,984 Let me clarify that. 312 00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:50,176 Do you drink two or three scotches before passing out in front of the tv? 313 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,367 You are so far off. 314 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,821 It's bourbon. 315 00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:58,511 No photos anywhere. 316 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,872 Family and friends aren't important? 317 00:18:01,693 --> 00:18:02,951 Well, you're sick. 318 00:18:03,071 --> 00:18:06,056 You got 20 people down the hall and you've had exactly one visitor. 319 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:07,634 I don't want to panic anyone. 320 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,019 You don't like people. 321 00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:12,290 - You hide on that ice cube so people- - Stop projecting. 322 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:16,580 You're anti-social, so you assume I'm anti-social. 323 00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:18,976 How about if I just get naked and you shut up? 324 00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,755 If I thought I could get you naked, I would've led with that. 325 00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,399 You'd rather show me your soul than your leg. 326 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:27,691 Great. 327 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,820 You got me all figured out. 328 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,197 You gonna try and fix me now? 329 00:18:32,658 --> 00:18:34,241 I never said you needed fixing. 330 00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:40,049 He's letting her take part in the differentials. 331 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,329 Of course he is. 332 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:42,453 He likes her. 333 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,450 Big shock, spaghetti sauce doesn't work as a lymph tissue stain. 334 00:18:47,456 --> 00:18:49,592 I'll try the coffee. 335 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:51,234 He's annoyed by her, 336 00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:54,232 doesn't respect her as a doctor, constantly insults her. 337 00:18:54,949 --> 00:18:57,073 That's House's version of courtship. 338 00:18:58,283 --> 00:18:59,141 Oh, god. 339 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:00,643 He's been wooing me for years. 340 00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,204 She's the perfect woman for him. 341 00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:05,141 Willing to literally go to the end of the earth for her career, 342 00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:07,742 making her unavailable for a real relationship. 343 00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:10,625 And she's afflicted with a mysterious illness. 344 00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:12,529 Soy sauce is a no-go. 345 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,076 We're gonna be here all night. 346 00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:17,887 How long does it take you to get naked? 347 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,286 It's the South Pole. 348 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,511 I wear a lot of layers. 349 00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,040 Okay. 350 00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:25,584 Ready. 351 00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:27,825 I saw socks. 352 00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:29,088 That's not naked. 353 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,832 Have I mentioned it's freezing here? 354 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:34,584 When they discover lymph nodes in feet, I will take off my socks. 355 00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:38,055 Use your right hand to palpate the nodes. 356 00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:41,391 Any node you can feel is one you can biopsy. 357 00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:45,332 Let's start with your breasts, move down to the ass, then... 358 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,563 I was thinking... 359 00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,620 go from the neck and work my way down. 360 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,864 Well, you could. 361 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:53,654 But I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts. 362 00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:58,129 I'm starting with the anterior cervical nodes. 363 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:04,841 Turn your head. 364 00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:07,084 LoCate the scm muscle. 365 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,045 I know how to find my lymph nodes. 366 00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:13,715 They teach you that before or after the class on fondling your inner child? 367 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,804 No swelling, no tenderness, 368 00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:21,223 and I can hear that, House. 369 00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,184 Just thought it might help you relax. 370 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,169 Anything in the axillary nodes? 371 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,055 All clear. 372 00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:32,838 Both sides. 373 00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:36,196 Slide your hand to your sternum, 374 00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:39,783 probe for nodes. 375 00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:41,827 Moving slowly downward. 376 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:44,769 Down to what, House? 377 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:47,708 Sorry, can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing. 378 00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,751 I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool. 379 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,508 Hold it. 380 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,594 Your fingers didn't go quite as deep. 381 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,220 Feel that node again. 382 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,223 It-it's swollen. 383 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:07,436 Looks like you're doing a biopsy. 384 00:21:19,288 --> 00:21:20,331 It's pretty numb. 385 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:23,057 Okay, take a deep breath... 386 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:25,696 and insert the needle into the node. 387 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,582 Come on, Cate. Let's get this over with. 388 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,483 You used her name. 389 00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,981 Just trying to move things along, Bob. 390 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,061 Okay, I'm in. 391 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,271 You need to pull back on the syringe. 392 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,261 You need to pull harder. 393 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:07,787 You okay? 394 00:22:08,648 --> 00:22:09,554 Yeah. 395 00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:13,474 "Are you okay?" 396 00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:14,873 It's a valid medical question. 397 00:22:14,893 --> 00:22:18,004 I have never heard you ask a patient that question. You've never asked 398 00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:21,024 me that question, you've seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk. 399 00:22:22,531 --> 00:22:23,823 You've slept with her. 400 00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:26,697 She's 9,000 miles away. 401 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:29,529 And while a certain part of me unfurled. 402 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:33,997 No, you. Somehow you've been intimate with her. 403 00:22:34,537 --> 00:22:35,868 Why are you following me? 404 00:22:36,863 --> 00:22:39,564 - Thought you were following me. - No, you are definitely following me. 405 00:22:39,603 --> 00:22:41,282 - Where are you going? - Out to lunch. 406 00:22:41,302 --> 00:22:44,163 You never go out to lunch. Means there's a reason you're going out to lunch. 407 00:22:44,183 --> 00:22:45,852 I assume that reason is a human being. 408 00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:47,337 Or a sandwich. 409 00:22:47,357 --> 00:22:49,806 - Sandwiches can come here. - So can human beings. 410 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,611 Yet she's not, which I find interesting. 411 00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:53,147 I'm leaving now. 412 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:54,649 Small world. 413 00:22:55,378 --> 00:22:58,697 Are you going to follow me into my car? 414 00:22:59,102 --> 00:23:00,395 It's got two doors. 415 00:23:00,617 --> 00:23:01,678 Okay, look. 416 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,851 The reason I haven't told you is. 417 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,606 Call off your dogs, House. 418 00:23:12,664 --> 00:23:15,471 Your little helpers are interrogating my patients, swiping my charts, 419 00:23:15,491 --> 00:23:16,837 intercepting prescriptions. 420 00:23:16,857 --> 00:23:19,256 - Why would you think that I'm. - Because I'm not a moron. 421 00:23:19,361 --> 00:23:21,582 You had to be pulling the strings here. 422 00:23:21,679 --> 00:23:24,573 You think that because they make me miserable i'm gonna give you cable? 423 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,628 Let's assume that's true. 424 00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:28,395 And it certainly sounds like it might be. 425 00:23:28,415 --> 00:23:30,156 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing. 426 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,795 I resigned from the budget committee. 427 00:23:31,846 --> 00:23:33,785 I only joined the committee to help the hospital. 428 00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:35,348 You made me a liability. 429 00:23:35,368 --> 00:23:38,743 I now have zero influence over the hospital's cable policy. 430 00:23:49,135 --> 00:23:50,293 Well done. 431 00:23:50,641 --> 00:23:52,567 It didn't work. There's nothing more that. 432 00:23:52,606 --> 00:23:53,648 Put these up. 433 00:23:55,379 --> 00:23:56,903 "Free rottweiler puppies. 434 00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:59,953 Please call after 11:00 pm and before 5:00 am." 435 00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:02,668 Is this Cameron's home number? I love a new puppy. 436 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,373 That last one was delicious. In torturing her. 437 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:07,261 Is no point totcher 438 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,356 if she can resign, she can unresign. 439 00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,745 Go to defcon one. 440 00:24:10,859 --> 00:24:13,017 Forget waiting for a mistake, make her make one. 441 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:15,469 You want us to sabotage another doctor, 442 00:24:15,565 --> 00:24:16,973 possibly harm a patient, 443 00:24:17,036 --> 00:24:20,606 - all so you can have cable. - Harm suggests permanent damage. 444 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,455 Get her to screw up, then fix it. 445 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,259 And this time don't tell her what you're gonna do before you do it. 446 00:24:28,539 --> 00:24:29,543 So, 447 00:24:30,211 --> 00:24:33,988 how long do I let the lymph node marinate in the red wine? 448 00:24:34,268 --> 00:24:35,792 It should be ready now. 449 00:24:39,663 --> 00:24:42,074 Try increasing the magnification on the camera. 450 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:45,603 You know, I e-mailed a couple colleagues at the hospital about you. 451 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,538 You're checking up on me, not House? 452 00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:51,439 Yeah, well House is straightforward, 453 00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:53,291 brilliant, and an ass. 454 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:55,430 Two out of three good qualities, clear majority. 455 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,220 Whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. 456 00:24:59,602 --> 00:25:00,694 You are 457 00:25:00,777 --> 00:25:03,285 You are responsible, nice, human. 458 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,764 And yet you're House's best friend. 459 00:25:06,013 --> 00:25:06,920 Hold there. 460 00:25:07,211 --> 00:25:09,791 Makes you think he's secretly nicer than he seems? 461 00:25:09,868 --> 00:25:13,328 Makes me think that you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem. 462 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,061 Do you always insult your doctors? 463 00:25:15,132 --> 00:25:16,552 It's not an insult. 464 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,841 Indiscriminate niceness is overrated. 465 00:25:19,862 --> 00:25:21,232 No wonder he likes you. 466 00:25:24,821 --> 00:25:28,293 Based on this slide, you do not have cancer. 467 00:25:31,794 --> 00:25:33,009 Thank god. 468 00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:35,178 I do see some inflammation which could mean. 469 00:25:36,128 --> 00:25:37,151 Cate? 470 00:25:37,690 --> 00:25:38,836 You all right? 471 00:25:38,856 --> 00:25:40,714 My left side... Hurts. 472 00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:44,403 It's the same pain that I had on the right. 473 00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:46,184 Your other Kidney. 474 00:25:46,204 --> 00:25:49,164 No, I hope it's something, It's maybe- 475 00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:52,423 No! I'm screwed. 476 00:25:58,813 --> 00:26:02,305 Bad news is you're 0 for 2 in the Kidney department. 477 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,428 Is there good news? 478 00:26:05,059 --> 00:26:06,470 You're back at home. 479 00:26:06,970 --> 00:26:08,666 Of course. There's cable. 480 00:26:09,012 --> 00:26:10,672 And the freedom to work pant-free. 481 00:26:10,912 --> 00:26:12,609 That is good news. 482 00:26:12,727 --> 00:26:16,084 Wilson found signs of inflammation in your biopsy. 483 00:26:16,422 --> 00:26:19,192 That plus the two failing Kidneys points to autoimmune disease. 484 00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:22,784 Probably SLE or vasculitis. Treatment for both is prednisone. 485 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,254 Start with 100 milligrams. 486 00:26:24,274 --> 00:26:26,232 Autoimmune is just your latest theory. 487 00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:29,044 Like cancer before that, and a Kidney stone before. 488 00:26:29,124 --> 00:26:32,515 Take the prednisone, you'll get better, that'll be your confirmation. 489 00:26:32,535 --> 00:26:34,826 You practice medicine like it's a fire sale. 490 00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:37,303 You've wasted antibiotics, x- rays. 491 00:26:37,323 --> 00:26:39,455 That was not a waste. We ruled out. 492 00:26:39,475 --> 00:26:41,306 We have a crew member here who has asthma. 493 00:26:41,326 --> 00:26:45,238 If he has an episode after I've used up the prednisone, he'll die. 494 00:26:45,258 --> 00:26:47,007 There a good chance he's gonna die anyway, 495 00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:48,950 since there won't be a doctor there to help him. 496 00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:50,832 Show me proof 497 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,460 that it's autoimmune 498 00:26:52,923 --> 00:26:54,621 and then I'll take the prednisone. 499 00:27:00,384 --> 00:27:02,313 We should send her outside. 500 00:27:02,483 --> 00:27:05,777 Right, just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital. 501 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:08,732 Autoimmune diseases are basically inflammation running wild. 502 00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:12,388 Extreme cold has been used as treatment, like putting ice on a sprained ankle. 503 00:27:12,711 --> 00:27:15,136 She starts to feel better outside, we know it's autoimmune. 504 00:27:15,737 --> 00:27:17,107 Is that my wallet? 505 00:27:17,363 --> 00:27:18,694 Yeah, you can have it back. 506 00:27:18,769 --> 00:27:20,100 I've already been through it. 507 00:27:20,428 --> 00:27:22,360 I like your "ice on a sprain" metaphor. 508 00:27:22,457 --> 00:27:24,424 Makes it seem like we're not killing her. 509 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,257 She'd only need to be outside five minutes. 510 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:27,543 Without her mittens. 511 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,255 Mom told me that was a bad idea. 512 00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:33,104 Especially that winter it was 70 below and I had dual Kidney failure. 513 00:27:33,164 --> 00:27:35,377 This is a good idea. It's perfect for you. 514 00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,111 Experimental, risky. 515 00:27:37,661 --> 00:27:39,526 Wilson's right. You care about. 516 00:27:39,546 --> 00:27:42,340 You didn't touch the cash, but you took the receipts? 517 00:27:45,027 --> 00:27:47,130 $190 restaurant tab. 518 00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:49,779 That's dessert, probably booze. 519 00:27:49,974 --> 00:27:53,218 Means you lingered. Means it's at least the third date. 520 00:27:53,829 --> 00:27:55,256 - Means. - Where are you going? 521 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,766 To talk to the people I pay to come up with medical ideas. 522 00:27:57,786 --> 00:27:59,510 There are no ideas. 523 00:27:59,742 --> 00:28:01,382 The test for autoimmune is A.N.A. 524 00:28:01,558 --> 00:28:03,729 Unless penguins poop immuno analyzers, she's not- 525 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,070 Before A.N.A. Testing, 526 00:28:05,395 --> 00:28:07,092 people had autoimmune diseases. 527 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:08,949 How did they know? 528 00:28:09,215 --> 00:28:10,064 C3. 529 00:28:10,476 --> 00:28:12,000 - Before that. - L.E. Prep. 530 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,583 But she doesn't have any controlled pore glass beads. 531 00:28:14,851 --> 00:28:16,008 You don't need them. 532 00:28:21,581 --> 00:28:23,047 When you shake the test tube, 533 00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,665 the paperclip will damage some of your blood cells. 534 00:28:25,950 --> 00:28:27,494 If you have an autoimmune disease, 535 00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:30,749 your immune system will gorge itself on the damaged cells. 536 00:28:30,895 --> 00:28:33,485 They'll get big and fat so you can see em under a microscope. 537 00:28:34,365 --> 00:28:35,716 How you doing? 538 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:37,590 No change. 539 00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:41,232 So how long should I give the cells to fatten up before I check them? 540 00:28:41,455 --> 00:28:42,593 Couple hours. 541 00:28:43,294 --> 00:28:45,920 Or you could stop being a hypocrite and take the prednisone now. 542 00:28:45,981 --> 00:28:48,296 Not bending to your will makes me a hypocrite? 543 00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:51,278 If your psych patients demanded lab results, 544 00:28:51,422 --> 00:28:53,984 - you'd never make a diagnosis. - So I'm wrong. 545 00:28:54,004 --> 00:28:57,054 You sleep like a baby, your life is unfolding as you dreamed. 546 00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,076 Everyone is miserable. 547 00:28:59,396 --> 00:29:01,452 You don't change that because people don't change. 548 00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:04,567 You want to believe that because then you're freed from any responsibility 549 00:29:04,587 --> 00:29:06,445 - for your misery. - Shut up. 550 00:29:07,587 --> 00:29:09,111 I get enough of this from Wilson. 551 00:29:09,228 --> 00:29:10,983 And yet you keep hanging out with him. 552 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,408 And from what I hear, 553 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,541 you have spent more time with me 554 00:29:16,591 --> 00:29:18,036 than with any other patient. 555 00:29:21,688 --> 00:29:23,116 Sorry about that. 556 00:29:24,424 --> 00:29:26,102 Call me when you get the results. 557 00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:34,134 How's your patient? 558 00:29:34,636 --> 00:29:36,411 She has an autoimmune disease. 559 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:38,781 Tell the psych department she's in denial. 560 00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:42,445 I had to fire Cameron. 561 00:29:42,888 --> 00:29:45,116 What? What happened? 562 00:29:45,136 --> 00:29:48,527 65-year-old man came into the E.R. With a hip fracture. 563 00:29:48,582 --> 00:29:50,241 Cameron gave him demerol. 564 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:52,095 The guy was on an M.A.O.I. 565 00:29:52,264 --> 00:29:54,128 Put him into a hypertensive crisis. 566 00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:56,741 - Is he gonna live? - Taub caught the error in time. 567 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,999 If she'd just admitted the mistake, 568 00:29:59,085 --> 00:30:01,136 maybe I could've just suspended her. But 569 00:30:01,624 --> 00:30:02,878 she's packing up, 570 00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:04,408 if you want to say good-bye. 571 00:30:04,505 --> 00:30:06,930 We should be hearing from the south pole in a few minutes. 572 00:30:07,569 --> 00:30:08,592 That's it? 573 00:30:09,389 --> 00:30:10,701 There's nothing to be done. 574 00:30:10,838 --> 00:30:11,957 She screwed up. 575 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,956 She's got no one to blame but herself. 576 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,686 I gotta go talk to Cameron. 577 00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:22,290 Cuddy wouldn't can her for one screw-up. And if she did, she wouldn't come to me. 578 00:30:22,347 --> 00:30:24,842 And if she did, she wouldn't open with, "how's your patient." 579 00:30:24,871 --> 00:30:26,549 - And if she did - Why would she lie? 580 00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:28,001 Timeless question. 581 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,289 In this case, she conspired with your coworkers 582 00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:33,772 to teach me that some things are more important than cable. 583 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,925 And I'm gonna have to teach them that they're wrong. 584 00:30:35,983 --> 00:30:38,520 Come on, south pole really should be calling. 585 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,300 L.E. Prep test was negative. 586 00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,007 It's not autoimmune. 587 00:30:46,104 --> 00:30:48,748 You're basing that on a test done with a paperclip. 588 00:30:49,053 --> 00:30:50,500 Just take the prednisone. 589 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,600 Either find another diagnosis or find another test. 590 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:55,756 There is one way. 591 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,200 You can take this experimental drug called... 592 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,945 Prednisone! 593 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,300 - Your Kidneys start working. - There is another test. 594 00:31:06,677 --> 00:31:09,378 I, I think Foreman may've just broken up there. 595 00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:10,648 What he actually said was 596 00:31:10,706 --> 00:31:12,308 "there is no other test." 597 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,989 If you have an autoimmune disease, 598 00:31:14,009 --> 00:31:16,680 exposure to the cold should decrease your kidney pain. 599 00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:19,500 If I go outside, we'll have our answer? 600 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,690 And you knew about this? 601 00:31:21,729 --> 00:31:24,449 I rejected it because if you're frozen solid, 602 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,490 it's hard to get the needles into your arms. 603 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,095 How long do I need to stay out? 604 00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:31,600 At least five minutes. Eight minutes outside would kill a healthy person. 605 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,895 And healthy people don't suck on oxygen masks. 606 00:31:33,915 --> 00:31:35,088 Healthy people can pee. 607 00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:37,300 I'll go get sean, have him come with me. 608 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,867 Just take the prednisone. 609 00:31:39,927 --> 00:31:41,200 Once I come inside. 610 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,552 If it's autoimmune. 611 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,754 Are you all right? 612 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,400 I'm sure she's just fine. 613 00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:54,571 Cate? 614 00:31:56,761 --> 00:31:59,443 See if there's anye down there who has a cell phone. 615 00:32:14,126 --> 00:32:16,653 Took the station mechanic 20 minutes to respond. 616 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,908 She'd already slipped into a coma. 617 00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:20,900 Started her on prednisone, but no improvement. 618 00:32:21,932 --> 00:32:24,015 Means it's not autoimmune. 619 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,250 Good thing she's in a coma, 620 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,043 - or we'd have to listen to her gloat. - And where are we going? 621 00:32:29,236 --> 00:32:31,000 To find the useful members of my team. 622 00:32:31,231 --> 00:32:33,155 - You're letting him off the hook? - Happy? 623 00:32:33,662 --> 00:32:36,623 Because of you, i'm not gonna be able to watch law and order in Korean 624 00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:37,567 why am I here? 625 00:32:37,587 --> 00:32:39,771 Because I want to ask you about your girlfriend. 626 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,855 I must know who she is or you'd have told me her name. 627 00:32:42,923 --> 00:32:46,250 She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect. 628 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,261 There's only about 12 people we both know. 629 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:51,400 I can't remember five of their names, so we're down to... 630 00:32:51,443 --> 00:32:53,373 Cuddy.. your ex-wife 631 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,504 your mama. 632 00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:58,089 You need to run a Kidney function test. 633 00:32:58,305 --> 00:33:00,570 Yes, if only she wasn't in a coma 634 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:03,197 we could get her to run a test to find out why she's in a coma. 635 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,415 The results would likely be paradoxical. 636 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:08,646 Can't be Cuddy, 'cause you're straight. Can't be. 637 00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,742 We could talk the mechanic through the test. 638 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,100 Too complicated. 639 00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:17,252 Unless he's thirsty. 640 00:33:20,287 --> 00:33:21,310 Drink her urine? 641 00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:25,105 If it has a strong, concentrated taste, it means the problem's in her Kidneys. 642 00:33:25,182 --> 00:33:27,000 Watery taste means it's her brain. 643 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,250 - And then you can fix it? - Let's say yeah. 644 00:33:33,505 --> 00:33:34,981 How do I get the urine out of her? 645 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:36,680 Take a straight catheter and insert it. 646 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,145 These are your only questions? 647 00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:40,931 Not, "is it safe?" 648 00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:43,300 Or, "is there another way?" 649 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,573 Or, "are you out of your minds?" 650 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,500 You wouldn't ask me if. 651 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,895 Wait a second. 652 00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:51,310 You're in love with her. 653 00:33:52,092 --> 00:33:55,405 That explains why you're so eager to get her naked, then have a drink. 654 00:33:55,578 --> 00:33:57,867 'cause most guys like to go the other way around. 655 00:33:57,944 --> 00:33:59,700 Why do you care how I feel about her? 656 00:34:00,957 --> 00:34:04,818 Because now I know that I can get you to do anything to save her. 657 00:34:07,853 --> 00:34:09,377 Tell him how to tap the keg. 658 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,280 You got Cameron fired. 659 00:34:16,133 --> 00:34:17,760 Cuddy wasn't supposed to find out. 660 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,999 No kidding! 661 00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,674 Get me cable. How tough can that be? 662 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,208 Cost a woman her job. 663 00:34:23,759 --> 00:34:25,341 There's only one thing you can say 664 00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:26,819 to keep me from firing you. 665 00:34:26,839 --> 00:34:29,219 - Cameron wasn't fired. - Wrong. 666 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,080 - You know? - We'r still fired? 667 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,492 That should be a hint as to what you're supposed to say. 668 00:34:35,894 --> 00:34:37,187 We're sorry. 669 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,850 - Wrong. - I love you. 670 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,067 Wrong. 671 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,715 This is a game? 672 00:34:42,857 --> 00:34:45,701 First we have to screw with our coworker and now we have to try to figure out 673 00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:48,600 what you want us to say? This is insane. I'm not playing. 674 00:34:49,267 --> 00:34:50,106 Right. 675 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,495 Should've said this two days ago. 676 00:34:54,857 --> 00:34:56,541 Do not play games with me. 677 00:34:56,734 --> 00:34:59,700 Number one, you're going to lose. You're just not ready. 678 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:03,111 Number two, the game was to force you to stop playing games. 679 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,802 I need you to stand up to me. 680 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,050 Challenge me. I need you to stop worrying about getting fired. 681 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:10,271 Go pay for my cable. 682 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,100 No! 683 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,300 I didn't mean on this. 684 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,480 Seriously, I need cable. 685 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,256 Milk, milk, lemonade. 686 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,123 This tastes kind of watery. 687 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,500 That's bad news. 688 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,007 Either increased intracranial pressure 689 00:35:39,064 --> 00:35:41,247 or something's wrong with her hypothalamus. 690 00:35:41,382 --> 00:35:43,002 How do you figure out which one it is? 691 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:44,771 We don't do anything. 692 00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:49,300 You're gonna drill a hole in her skull. 693 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,889 If she regains consciousness, 694 00:35:52,127 --> 00:35:54,423 it's increased intracranial pressure. 695 00:35:56,218 --> 00:35:57,626 And if it's the other thing? 696 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,800 She'll die. 697 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,500 But if it's the hypothalamus, she's dead anyway. 698 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,452 If the problem is the pressure 699 00:36:04,774 --> 00:36:06,500 in her brain, and I fix it, 700 00:36:06,538 --> 00:36:07,849 is she gonna be all better? 701 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,426 Nope, but it'll give us more time to figure out what's wrong. 702 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,200 I have to get someone else. I can't do this. 703 00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:18,155 You love her, right? 704 00:36:18,847 --> 00:36:21,160 You'd do anything to save her. 705 00:36:21,301 --> 00:36:22,389 Not this. 706 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,626 I can't do this. If, 707 00:36:24,873 --> 00:36:27,010 if she dies because of something that I did, then I. 708 00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:28,139 Listen, listen. 709 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,688 I am not going to let you hurt her. Okay? 710 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,614 Now please... 711 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,000 This is her only chance. 712 00:36:42,163 --> 00:36:43,070 Okay. 713 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,658 Well, that was easy. 714 00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:57,840 Okay, her head is stabilized and the 715 00:36:59,074 --> 00:37:00,700 drill bit is sterile. 716 00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:04,657 Place the drill bit against the upper left part of her forehead. 717 00:37:04,773 --> 00:37:06,448 About an inch above the temple. 718 00:37:23,829 --> 00:37:25,300 It's not going anywhere. 719 00:37:25,335 --> 00:37:27,265 Bone's harder than wood. Lean into it. 720 00:37:27,425 --> 00:37:29,191 The skull's only a quarter-inch thick. 721 00:37:29,211 --> 00:37:31,788 Once you're midway through, drill in shorter bursts. 722 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:34,750 If it comes out the other side, you've gone too far. 723 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,371 Okay, now what? Now what? 724 00:37:39,555 --> 00:37:40,867 Let the fluid drain. 725 00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:55,992 She's waking up. She's waking up. 726 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:06,732 Sean? 727 00:38:08,648 --> 00:38:10,300 What's going on? 728 00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,900 South pole doc is out of her coma, 729 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,139 and now we have a new symptom. 730 00:38:18,309 --> 00:38:20,700 Increased intracranial pressure. 731 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,650 Why are we out here? 732 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,356 That's the patient room. 733 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,090 Icp plus Kidney problems 734 00:38:27,110 --> 00:38:28,714 plus lung collapse equals? 735 00:38:28,772 --> 00:38:31,077 The most likely suspect is a tumor throwing off clots. 736 00:38:31,097 --> 00:38:32,380 We ruled out cancer. 737 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,656 But not clots. 738 00:38:34,183 --> 00:38:35,500 What causes blood clots? 739 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,206 - Bacterial endocarditis. - Not without a fever. 740 00:38:38,226 --> 00:38:40,390 Deep vein thrombosis plus an existing PFO. 741 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:43,490 PFO would've been discovered in her pre-south pole physical exam. 742 00:38:43,510 --> 00:38:45,023 What if the clots aren't clots? 743 00:38:45,855 --> 00:38:47,013 Atherosclerosis. 744 00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:49,300 Fatty plaque builds up on the arterial walls, 745 00:38:49,335 --> 00:38:51,200 pieces break off, block blood flow. 746 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:52,490 Explains everything. 747 00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,656 She has zero risk factors. 748 00:38:54,822 --> 00:38:56,385 Forget fat, think clots. 749 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,400 No. 750 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,972 You're standing up to me? 751 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,231 Maybe. 752 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,680 Just to clarify. You should do that when you're right. 753 00:39:04,895 --> 00:39:07,315 Sorry for the confusion. How could a clot. 754 00:39:07,335 --> 00:39:09,447 Could be a different kind of fat, fat emboli. 755 00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:12,091 That's a perfect fit... 756 00:39:12,370 --> 00:39:14,600 Except it's completely impossible! 757 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,962 Fat emboli requires an unrepaired bone break. 758 00:39:18,058 --> 00:39:20,649 Between the x-ray and the exam, I've seen her entire. 759 00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:30,875 See, that's what i'm talking about. 760 00:39:33,728 --> 00:39:35,100 Take off her socks. 761 00:39:36,648 --> 00:39:37,999 I could, I could do it. 762 00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,298 No, I got it. 763 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,814 Your toe is broken. 764 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,545 Oh, my god. 765 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:58,000 Bits of bone marrow have been leaking into your blood stream. 766 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:01,800 Those fat emboli have caused blockages in your Kidney, lungs, and brain. 767 00:40:02,923 --> 00:40:05,800 - It doesn't even hurt. - Cold numbs everything. 768 00:40:05,938 --> 00:40:08,500 Does a particularly great job on the extremities. 769 00:40:08,644 --> 00:40:11,612 You'll need to close the break so stop the marrow from leaking. 770 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:13,695 This one you will feel. 771 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,900 Will you do it? 772 00:40:17,075 --> 00:40:18,800 He drilled a hole in your skull 773 00:40:18,828 --> 00:40:21,047 after drinking your pee. I think he's up for this. 774 00:40:21,303 --> 00:40:23,160 Grab the tip of her toe with your right hand. 775 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,697 Hold the break with your other. 776 00:40:25,032 --> 00:40:26,700 On the count of three, pull hard. 777 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,972 One... Two... 778 00:40:30,214 --> 00:40:31,024 Three. 779 00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:42,007 Now splint your toe. 780 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,300 You'll be fine. 781 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,900 Thank you, House. 782 00:40:51,565 --> 00:40:52,819 Don't thank me. 783 00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:54,988 He's the one who saved your life. 784 00:41:22,341 --> 00:41:23,652 He likes her. 785 00:41:32,405 --> 00:41:34,540 A bottle of the Bordeaux 786 00:41:34,636 --> 00:41:36,270 and some sparkling water. 787 00:41:41,661 --> 00:41:43,119 Well, you didn't pick her up. 788 00:41:43,216 --> 00:41:45,527 Which means she's coming from work too. 789 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,580 Which means you're comfortable enough to meet her. 790 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,680 Damn. Thought I lost you when I walked backwards 791 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,312 through my own footprints in the snow. 792 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,128 I think I've got it narrowed down to three possibilities. 793 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,443 Better leave. If you see her, it'll be cheating. 794 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,967 - It's not one of your ex-wives. - Because they hate me. 795 00:41:59,011 --> 00:42:01,199 They don't. They should, but they don't. 796 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,230 I called them. 797 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,732 Someone new, but someone I know. 798 00:42:04,862 --> 00:42:06,965 Did you ever consider being happy for me? 799 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,838 Briefly. 800 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,074 You ordering the wine before she got here. 801 00:42:11,805 --> 00:42:13,800 Girls are good, House. 802 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,111 And you know it. You solved your case 803 00:42:16,188 --> 00:42:17,674 because you cared about that girl. 804 00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:21,190 You're demonstrating the illusion of manly confidence. 805 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:23,190 Which means you haven't closed the deal yet. 806 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,500 I closed the deal. I just like her. 807 00:42:25,618 --> 00:42:26,500 Still? 808 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:29,100 You knew your patient hated having cold feet 809 00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:31,290 because you did a physical exam, 810 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:32,802 because you liked her. 811 00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:36,529 Your theory is I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on? 812 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:39,655 If that's what love is, then I don't want to have anything to do with it. 813 00:42:39,714 --> 00:42:42,600 It starts with warm feet but leads to other things. 814 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:44,541 Your mom and I will explain when you're older. 815 00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:47,861 If I'd made her take them off like I should've, I would've seen the toe and 816 00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:50,676 - would've solved the case days ago. - But you don't care about her. 817 00:42:50,744 --> 00:42:52,000 Of course not. 818 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,623 House doesn't care about anyone. 819 00:42:57,198 --> 00:42:58,124 Hi. 820 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,200 Sorry I'm late. 821 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,556 Cut throat bitch? 822 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,300 I call her amber. 823 00:43:06,923 --> 00:43:08,400 Was she on your list?