(FOOTSTEPS, BIRDS FLUTTERING)
(THUD ON DOOR)
Ho!
(BIRD FLUTTERING)
(HUMMING WEDDING MARCH)
(HUMMING)
(CREAKING)
(CLANKING)
Huh.
Bring it on.
Bring it on!
(DOOR OPENING)
What are you up to?
Just sorting out some photos and stuff that I don't need any more.
What brought this on? Oh, my God!
I mean, is that you?
-Was that haircut ever fashionable? -Give me that.
Didn't they have scissors where you're from or what?
At least I didn't have imaginary friends.
Just searing wit, you know.
-Cutting sarcasm. -What do you want, Max?
Did you talk to Dan?
I mean, have you decided what...
Have you been to the hospital?
I had an abortion last week.
I was going to tell you but...
I don't know, I just decided to do it on my own.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
I understand. I mean, it's up to you, right?
I did the right thing, Max. I mean, look at the mess that my life's in.
-It was the only decision. -Of course it was.
But you didn't have to go through it on your own.
I know. It was... It was just easier that way.
(THUDDING)
GIRL: You call that a kick?
Come on!
We're in.
-Where is he? -I don't know, but this place is weird.
Come on, then.
Let's just see what he wants.
No!
(GASPS)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR OPENING)
Wow! Look at this.
We finally have someone living here who actually buys food.
Better than that, I'm making us all Sunday lunch.
-That's a result. -ELLIE: Max?
Oh, my God! They are so shagging!
They're not, actually.
See the way he jumps every time she claps?
Poor old Max is stuck in the friend zone.
Nothing's going to happen but it doesn't stop him hoping.
Oh.
And what about me and you?
Or are we pretending that didn't happen?
No. We're cool.
We are?
You've been avoiding me since we screwed each other's brains out
and I wouldn't want things to be awkward now we're flatmates.
Fair enough. Neither do I.
-I'm here whenever you want me. -What's that supposed to mean?
Look, I'm having a shit time. I've got no money,
and my parents have disowned me 'cause they think I'm a slut.
I don't need mind games with guys like you.
I need friends. Like, proper friends.
Think you can manage that?
-Yeah. -Good.
It was a vicar, definitely. But he was scared, terrified.
But it wasn't in the asylum. It was in a church.
-Yeah, but there are no churches here. -Yes, I know,
but what if the patients used to go to one near here?
Or maybe one of them died there. There's a church nearby.
Wow, you're not wasting any time.
Well, the quicker we act, the quicker we solve the problem
and then maybe no one gets hurt this time.
-Don't you dare be late for lunch! -Yes, Mum.
(DOOR CLOSING)
-Where did he say? -Somewhere in this building.
-What is he doing here? -God knows.
-(SCREAMING) -(GASPS)
Have I got something to show you two.
Why the hell did you ask us to come here? You nutter.
Can I help you?
Um, yeah. We were just looking for a venue for our wedding.
-Oh, how lovely. -Mmm.
Well, we are a rather popular spot
so you could be looking at least a year's wait.
Oh, well, that is a shame. I mean, we really like it, don't we?
We just have received a cancellation, though it's a mere two months away.
That sounds perfect.
I just need to have a word with my fiancé.
What the hell are you doing?
-I'm just trying to get him onside. -Well, this isn't the place.
-Are you sure? -Yes.
Oh! What are we going to do about...
I'm sorry, Max. I don't love you any more.
I'm leaving you for Benji. The wedding's off.
I mean, I always knew something was going on with her and Benji.
The local asylum. Did the patients used to come here?
No, no. Never!
But then, they had their own chapel.
Thank you.
See, I read this place was haunted,
but I didn't know there was a chapel in here.
-It's perfect. -GIRL: For what?
For conducting the rite of blasphemy!
And you wonder why people think you're a bit odd.
-I don't care what people think. -Yes, you do.
It's good to see you again, Chanel. It's been a while.
All right, come on then, you nutjob. Let's get out of here.
No, no.
I'm staying here. I'm going to perform the ritual.
Film it, stick it on the internet and prove the existence of evil.
(PAPER RUSTLING)
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
See, I seriously think there's something in it.
Right. Just ignore him. He's a wind-up merchant.
No, I'm not. I'm for real.
Come on, Liam, all this satanic stuff. Sticking two fingers up to your dad.
No, the poor vicar's dead and he hasn't gone to heaven because it doesn't exist.
No!
See? See, I told you. There's definitely something in here.
All right, that's enough. The joke is over.
-Oh, come on. Let's just go. -No, no. I'm not going anywhere.
All right, I'll stay with you.
What? I'm not going back down those freaky corridors on my own.
Hey, hey. Chill. Yeah?
Let's stay here and do the ritual together.
Come on!
This is going to be fun!
-Give me that. -All right.
(GRUNTS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Thought it was about time we had a chat.
You've hardly said a word to me all week.
How about we go for a beer?
We're actually just about to eat.
Oh. Well, maybe another time.
You know what? Why don't you join us?
MAX: Well, now we know there's a chapel here,
it can't be that hard to find, right?
Well, I'm glad we got out of that one. We could have ended up married.
Oh, that wouldn't have been such a bad thing, would it?
-Yeah, it would. -I think it's amazing how easy it was.
I mean, we totally had that vicar fooled.
(CHUCKLES) Aw, we'd have a lovely wedding.
You in a white dress, frills, little bridesmaids running all around.
I was supposed to be married not that long ago.
-You're better off without him. -Max...
It's true, yeah? I've never met the guy
but he refused to stand by you when you really needed him.
-I mean, he's not much cop in my book. -That's a bit unfair.
-Is it? -Well, he thought I was losing my mind.
Not everyone's as open-minded about the supernatural as you are.
I would never have left you, no matter what you were going through.
Ah, you'll make a lovely husband one day,
and you can have your big naff wedding on one condition.
Yeah? What's that?
-I can be a bridesmaid. -(LAUGHING)
And wear one of those big, pink, horrible, cheesy dresses.
Deal?
Deal.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Well, it's completely inedible, you don't need to tell me.
No. No, it's um... It's not bad.
Well, this is cosy.
Kiera, I'm sorry. If I sent a text to your father, it was an accident.
I never meant for him to find out.
KIERA: Do you realise the situation I'm in?
I wish I hadn't been so stupid.
I'd like to help.
-If you'd let me look after you. -This isn't the '50s. Jesus!
That's not what I meant. It's just...
-If you wanted to move in. -Yeah.
That would really appease my parents.
Anyway, she's happy here. Aren't you, Kiera?
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
Please come and join us before I kill someone.
-We'd love to but we... -Uh-uh-uh...
You're joining us. Now!
Well, we'll have to look later.
That was Kiera's first roast dinner.
Well, you'd never have known.
All right, give it a rest. I know it was foul.
-Don't be so hard on yourself. -Who asked you?
-Kiera! Come on. -Maybe things have changed.
Maybe you should accept that.
(WHISPERING) What the fuck?
Uh... So what have you two been up to?
-Went for a walk, didn't we? -It must have been a long walk.
MAX: (LAUGHING) Yes, it was a lovely long walk.
It was up a hill. And then we ran into your friend Benji, didn't we?
ELLIE: Oh, yeah, Benji!
(BOTH GIGGLING)
-I see you haven't told them? -No, I haven't.
I bet you haven't told people about your illegitimate Asian son.
Right. We need to go and find that chapel, remember?
You're not exactly in a hurry, either, are you?
I'm ready to tell the world when you are.
Well, I'm not. Not yet.
-I thought you wanted this. -Don't rush me.
This is complicated stuff. It's going to take a while.
Did you invite me in there just to embarrass me?
I'll see you in the office tomorrow. Have a good day.
LIAM: Right. Let's chill until the sun sets and then we can begin.
Do you know what? You don't really want to do this, do you?
-You just wanted us here. -And you came, didn't you?
(CREAKING)
Did you hear that?
If you're trying to scare us you're doing a pretty shit job.
-I don't know. -It's nothing.
That blog was right. This place is really haunted.
There's definitely something here. Don't you want to help me prove it?
Will you please stop talking like that?
Look. See? It's just an old font. Big deal.
Yeah? That's where they used to baptise babies. Poor bastards.
LIAM: Imagine being born in a place like this.
CHANEL: Stop it, Liam. You're giving me the creeps.
LIAM: Trust me, this is our one chance to summon the spirits.
CHANEL: You don't believe it yourself. You're such a wind-up merchant.
LIAM: You know there's evil in the world.
Where do you think it lives? Places like this.
CHANEL: I think it lives in your head.
LIAM: Yeah, you won't be saying that once I've summoned the spirit.
CHANEL: Yeah? Whatever, weirdo.
(GASPS) Shit!
Right. Are we going to do this then or what?
I mean, I don't even know what we're looking for.
A stained-glass window or a steeple. I don't know.
(MOBILE PHONE BEEPING)
Um, listen,
-I've just got an errand to run, yeah? -Max?
Five minutes. Promise.
(BIRDS CAWING)
(BIRDS FLUTTERING)
(CAMERA BEEPING)
(CREAKING)
Okay, you've completely lost it. I'm having no part of this.
Au contraire, mon capitaine!
So you're going to upload it to all the geeks who are on the internet?
Great. What are you trying to prove?
That religion is a lie, Taylor. That the Bible is propaganda.
You know what? If God does exist, he's a manipulative bastard
that lets human beings drown in tsunamis,
perish in tornados, get murdered and languish in poverty.
And what for? I mean, what for?
Nothing! There is no God!
There is just evil and malevolence.
And that is what we're here to celebrate. All of us.
Aren't we? Huh?
Liam? Let's go home, yeah?
Yeah, if you do it with me. Yeah.
-No way. I'm not doing this. -What?
-Did the nasty ghost scare you? -There is no ghost.
Then you've got nothing to worry about, have you?
Come on, man.
It's simple. We just recite the Lord's Prayer in negative.
Our Dark Lord, who art in Hell...
Hideous be Thy name...
I'm sorry, I can't.
Hideous be Thy name...
(CREAKING)
Thy will be done, Thy torment come...
-Say it! -All right!
Thy will be done, Thy torment come...
In Hell as there is no Heaven.
Give us this day our daily...
You're an idiot! You're going to get yourself killed!
-It's not funny any more, Liam! -CHANEL: What the hell was that?
-We are done here. We're leaving now. -All right.
-You bloody idiot! -I got what I wanted. I got it on film.
-CHANEL: You are out of your mind. -Come on. We did it!
Do you know what I mean?
Told you we'd draw something evil if we tried.
You don't know what you're messing with.
-This is totally not funny, Liam. -All right, I'm done. I'm done.
We're cool. Let's...
Let's have another beer and smoke another spliff and hit the road.
Give me that.
You all right, Taylor? You look like you've seen a ghost, mate.
(LAUGHS)
Come on, let's go home.
-What is it? -I need a piss.
Go and have one, then. Unless you're too scared.
(WHISPERING) I think your boyfriend's scared.
What are we going to do with you, Liam?
GHOST CHAPLAIN: Our Father...
I'm having a piss, Liam, why don't you get lost?
CHAPLAIN: Who art in Heaven...
(GASPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
You're not on shift tonight.
I know.
So, what are you doing here?
You meeting someone?
Silverbullet?
You knew I was looking to shut that blog down.
You knew it was affecting business. You work here, for Christ's sake!
And all the time you're sitting in your little room making fun of me!
-That's not how it was, Dan! -I'm not interested!
You've got three days to get your stuff and you're out of here.
I'm not the only one with secrets. Yeah. I mean, let me get this straight,
you've talked Warren into thinking that you're his son?
I mean, this has got to be about money. Correct me if I'm wrong...
You have no right listening to private conversations.
I wasn't listening. I was just by the door and you've got quite a loud voice.
I mean, Jesus, Dan, what are you up to?
It's true.
He is my father.
Of course he's not! I mean, how could he be?
He just is, all right?
-He had a fling with my mum... -Sorry to point out the obvious, yeah,
but you don't exactly look like each other,
I mean, you're a totally different colour!
Wow!
I know it's hard for you in your cosy little white world to understand this,
but it's possible to have parents of different races.
My mum was Asian, my father, as it turns out, is not!
Wait, so you've always known about this?
My mum died last year.
She told me at the end.
I always thought my dad was my dad.
Turns out he wasn't.
That's maybe not a bad thing. He's a scumbag, anyway.
God, this is massive.
How come you wanted to find Warren?
I don't know. I just wanted to know who he was.
But then sometimes I want to take everything he has.
I want him to pay for what he did.
Look, I'm not a psychiatrist, yeah? But...
that doesn't sound terribly healthy.
Yeah, I can see that.
I'm not sure what I'm really doing half the time.
I've done some pretty mental stuff.
Look,
don't tell anyone.
Not yet.
Yeah.
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
You're an idiot! You're going to get yourself killed! It's not funny...
No.
My head's spinning.
I think we've been rumbled.
Good, 'cause we need to get out of here.
-You look really beautiful. -Oh, shut up!
You do. You always look beautiful.
Hey, stay here a minute.
Don't move.
No, I'm being serious, Liam, I really don't like this place.
What happened to you?
-You used to be so much fun. -Liam.
He's tamed you.
We were 17
-and we needed to grow up. -Did we?
Liam, this isn't about me and you know it.
Yes, it is.
CHAPLAIN: Our Father...
The spirit's returned.
-Let's just stop the games. -It's not me.
CHAPLAIN: Who art in Heaven...
Liam, make it stop.
Taylor should be back by now. Taylor!
CHAPLAIN: Hallowed be Thy name...
Taylor?
Taylor! Taylor!
CHANEL: Taylor!
CHAPLAIN: Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Heaven.
Taylor! Where are you?
CHAPLAIN: Give us this day our daily bread...
Our Father, who art in Heaven...
(MUMBLING)
(SCREAMS)
We've got trespassers. I found them on Twitter.
-Have you just seen something? -Look.
What are they up to?
What's the essay?
The Oedipus complex in a post-Freudian society.
-I'm sorry I asked. -No, it's fascinating.
Oedipus was this guy who killed his dad and then...
Yeah. I know who Oedipus was.
Is this you pretending to be my friend?
-I'm not pretending. -Really?
Because I don't think a friend
would have humiliated me the way you did earlier.
Why did you invite him in? You know how things are between us.
What happened to you not playing games?
-It wasn't... -I saw your face.
You were loving it.
I'm sorry. You're right.
I was just trying to get at Warren.
I don't know why.
You can't stand him, can you?
It's complicated.
Yeah, tell me about it.
I don't know what to do about him.
-Do you like him? -I did.
I thought I did.
But now it's all got so... weird.
I know it is.
I mean, come on, it's ridiculous, right?
It's got to stop.
I need to tell him it's over, don't I?
I should probably get going.
I have an essay to write tonight.
Come on, you can stay for a bit.
No, I... Really, I can't.
Sorry.
Ellie's got that same B on her shoulder.
What did you say?
Your tattoo, she's got the same one.
I mean, it's fainter, but it's the same design.
-Ow! -Why would you say something like that?
-(WINCING) Let go of me! -(SHOUTS) Who told you to say that?
No, you're hurting me!
What the hell's wrong with you?
Just leave me alone. All of you!
Is this the place?
The Chaplain saw something he shouldn't have,
I wonder if that's why he was killed?
-What did he see? -I don't know.
Come on.
A black mass.
I hope we're not too late.
God, I'm really stoned.
-Where is Taylor? -(CREAKING)
Did you hear that?
Oh, gosh, I just... I'm just really stoned.
No, no, no, it's not in your head. It's real.
-Will you stop talking like that? -Well, then what's happening to us?
Why did you bring us here, Liam?
Look.
What happened to your dad,
it was awful.
But it's been a year and you need to move on.
Screw you.
Liam, what's that smoke?
CHAPLAIN: Our Father...
Liam, I knew we shouldn't have come here.
We shouldn't have just walked into that chapel, it was wrong.
Who are you?
-Come out. Come on! -Stop it. Stop it!
No, I'm not scared. What? Religion's bullshit!
My dad claimed to be a man of the cloth, but he beat me so hard
I had bruises on my legs for three months!
I was seven years old when he started. Seven years old!
Liam, your farther said sorry before he died.
He begged you, you know he did.
He can go to Hell!
(SCREAMS)
(CHANEL SCREAMING)
Come on!
We've lost him.
(CLANKING)
What's that?
Taylor?
(RATTLING)
CHANEL: What is that?
Oh!
CHANEL: Jesus! Taylor!
-(MOANING) -Oh, my God! Your mouth.
CHANEL: Who did this to you?
They're here.
-(MOANING) -Shh. Shh.
CHANEL: Oh, my God. MAX: Oh, my God, his mouth's sewn up.
Okay, don't move, yeah? I'm going to cut you free.
Just nice and gently. Nice and gently, all right? Trust me.
Trust me.
-(WHIMPERING) -Shh, it's okay. It's okay.
CHANEL: Shh. MAX: Keep still.
Whose idea was this?
-Do you know what this place is? -MAX: Easy.
Yeah, of course, I read all about it in this blog.
Are you the guy that runs it?
Okay, last one now.
You have no idea what you're dealing with. Look at what you've done!
Look at what you've done to your friend!
I...
(PANTING)
No!
Warren?
Who did this to you?
ELLIE: What did you do in that chapel?
-Nothing. -This isn't a game.
Look, you're all in danger, all right?
It's haunted, isn't it?
That priest... Come on, let's go.
Well, come on!
No. I'm not going anywhere.
Liam, please.
You started this, you have to stop it.
I'm not scared. There is no God. There is no God!
(SCREAMING)
CHANEL: Liam!
-Max! -The power of Christ compels you!
-LIAM: Please help me!
-What are you doing? -That's what they did in The Exorcist.
Don't be stupid!
You have to stop it yourself.
You started the black mass, the ghost just needs to know you're wrong.
I... I believe! I believe in the Lord! I believe in the Lord!
Why did you do it? Why did you come here? Just think.
Think! He just needs to know you're sorry.
CHANEL: It was your dad. It was your dad.
You've got to move on. Forgive him.
(STAMMERS) Dad, I...
Dad, I know you're sorry and I just wish you were here so I could tell you.
I forgive you.
You okay? It's okay.
You'll be okay.
-ELLIE: Leave. -Come on.
ELLIE: Get out of here and don't come back.
CHANEL: Come on, let's go.
TAYLOR: Please, Liam, let's get out of here.
In the name of the Father and the Son...
Joseph took a child.
A baby. That's why the Chaplain was murdered.
So Joseph sewed up his mouth to keep him quiet.
Well, he must have kept the baby until she was a girl.
That's why I keep seeing Eve. That's why she's so scared of him.
But why are you having visions? I mean, the ghost is gone.
No, he hasn't.
(GASPING)
Oh, no!
No. No. No.
No. Oh, Kate.
(SOBBING)
Joseph.
Joseph!
Why did you start that blog up again? Honestly.
Um...
I was pissed off at you and Dan.
-Oh, Max, I don't belong to you. -I know.
I just thought maybe we'd...
Things are better as they are, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.
Ellie?
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
What did you see?
I saw it through her eyes.
(BABY CRYING)
I know who Eve is.
Who?
Me.