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- Previously on Awkward...
- The tape is going public?
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That footage could surface
any minute,
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so we can tell Jake, or he can see it
with the rest of the world.
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Jenna was in love
with this other guy.
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I don't wanna keep secrets from Jake.
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I'm not in love
with that other guy anymore.
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- Mom, do you wanna tell him?
- I wrote that letter to Jenna.
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Good morning, Palos Hillers,
don't forget the assembly
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in the school gym this morning.
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In my role as part
of a newsome twosome,
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I was learning that sometimes
I had to be led...
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Rosati.
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And sometimes I had to take the lead.
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Relationships
were all about compromise...
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And restraint.
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I was trying to throw myself
into my relationship with Jake
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without being the clingy
girlfriend of his past.
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But like a uniboob in a sports bra,
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I was the one being confined...
By my ex.
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He just couldn't accept rejection.
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Holla!
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V.P. Marks is in the house!
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Hey, your grandpa called.
He wants his shirt back.
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Yo, shorty, why don't you
try growing a few inches?
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Hey, Val, why'd you get
your hair cut?
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It looks stupid.
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Bullying is no laughing matter.
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I wanna thank you all for coming
to this required assembly.
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I am pumped to kick off
anti-bully awareness week,
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which culminates
with our 5k on Friday.
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Anyone acting like a bully this week
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will receive a Scarlet "B"
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and report to my office for
some serious V.P. discipline.
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It stands for vice principal,
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my new position, which is no joke.
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And neither is dancing for a cause.
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Please welcome Palos Hills Choreo Club:
Zeus Troupe.
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Whoo, go, T!
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Way to show off
the honey pot, ladies.
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♪ ♪
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Ricky!
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Ricky, I swear!
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Let's take it outside!
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Ricky!
Let's take it outside!
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And Matty wasn't the only one
who couldn't let go.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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How does that Ricky Schwartz
guy pull so much tail?
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- Girls are into cheese.
- No, he's just relentless.
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Like Matty, my life had become
a series of new complications.
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- Lunch off campus?
- Yeah, good with me. Jenna?
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My boyfriend's boy friend
was my secret ex,
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and I wasn't sure how to remove
the third wheel from my relationship.
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- Great!
- Cool. See you later.
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Matty's been acting weird
lately. Have you noticed?
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It was hard not to.
Matty was always around.
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Do you think he's depressed?
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Yeah.
It's probably nothing.
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But you're something: Adorable.
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Oh, now I'm worried about Matty.
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Don't.
He's not your problem.
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Matty's my problem.
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He's depressed, and it's my fault.
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I chose Jake,
and now we can't be alone
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without Matty tagging along
trying to tempt me.
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The whole situation is weird.
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Get over you.
He's not trying to temp you.
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He probably feels like the BBF.
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Backburner friend.
And I can relate.
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Ever since you found Jake
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and Ming joined the mafia,
I've been...
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I didn't put you on the backburner.
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You've been so saran-wrapped
around Jake,
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you can't even see it.
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I'm not clingy.
Matty is.
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Do you want me to be the BBF?
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Because I can do that and tell
you what you wanna hear.
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No, I want the BFF treatment.
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Here it is: Nobody likes a cling-on.
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Including my panini.
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That's right, I have camel toe.
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Soak it in.
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Looks like your unitard
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is already doing the job.
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As Tamara prepared to own up
to her behavior,
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I was left to process mine.
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Was I unintentionally
being cruel to Matty
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by clinging on to Jake?
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Give me some space!
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Tamara, this is Mrs. Karey.
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She's our new guidance
counselor, in training.
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You should feel comfortable
opening up to her,
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but not so open that you feel exposed
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because Mrs. Karey hasn't been
fully vetted just yet.
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We don't even know
if that's her real name.
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So, Tamara, clearly
you have some issues
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relating to Mr. Richard Schwartz.
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Yes. Ricky's a piece of [Bleep].
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Sounds like you're angry.
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That is an understatement.
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The pig was publically
deep-throating some skankster.
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I believe my response
was appropriate.
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Anger is not the answer.
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Sometimes we need
a gentle reminder to not let
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other people get the better of us.
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You're gonna have to be punished
for your behavior.
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I went full-metal sequins
in front of the entire school.
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Don't you think
the embarrassment on my outburst
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is punishment enough?
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Yes. And it's gonna take until
the next public nip slip
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for you to live it down.
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But I have an example to set.
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In my new role...
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I am responsible
for disciplinary action.
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Which is none
of Mrs. Karey's business,
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so I'm gonna write it down.
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You'll pay me 20 bucks?
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I can maybe get 30
by the end of the day.
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That would be a bribe,
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which would be wrong to take
in either role.
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It's illegal... and not nearly
enough money.
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Tamara, you will be volunteering
for the 5k run/walk
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because you acted like a bully,
and you need to run it off.
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I should suspend her.
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It's a lot of paperwork.
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Hi, I'm a bully working on
letting go of my anger.
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Please sign up for the 5k
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to help put kids like me in my place.
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- You have to read that?
- Yeah.
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Every day at lunch.
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Hey, Hamilton, you coming to lunch?
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Do you want me to stay and help?
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I don't want you to feel
like a backburner friend.
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I would only relegate a BBF
to working this lame event.
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Plus Ming can get me, like,
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200 signatures
with her mafia connections,
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- so you're off the hook.
- Thanks, t.
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But, as your BFF, I must remind you,
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be kind.
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Don't rub your new romance
in Matty's face.
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Nobody likes a Ricky.
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I'm not a Ricky.
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I didn't wanna rub my relationship
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or anything else in Matty's face.
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And to prove my point,
I took the back seat...
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♪ ♪
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I shared my better half...
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♪ ♪
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And I gave up control.
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I was cramped, hungry,
and hot... in the wrong way.
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In my attempt
to spare Matty's feelings,
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I had sacrificed mine.
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My ménage à trois had become
a ménage à faux pas.
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I was being constantly reminded
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of my lingering attraction to Matty.
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But thankfully, three
was a magic number at home
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on a good day.
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So dad's working late...
Again.
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He's just been trying to get
ahead of his crazy workload.
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My mom could make excuses all night,
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but I knew the truth.
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Ever since my dad found out that she
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was behind the carefrontation,
he had been avoiding her.
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And by avoiding her, I was
getting the residual shaft too.
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I think he needs to relax,
take the stress off,
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which is why I got him
a special surprise.
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You bought dad a hot tub?
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It's for the whole family to enjoy.
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A hot tub equaled one thing:
Desperation.
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My mom was desperate
for my father's attention,
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and her secret weapon always involved
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less clothing and more skin.
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Hello?
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I'm signing your parents up
for the 5k.
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- Is that cool?
- Is that your dad?
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It's Tamara, she wants to know
if you'll run
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the 5k against bullies on Friday.
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I don't like to sweat in public,
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but I'll be happy to make a donation.
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Oh, it's so hard to get people
excited about running.
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- How was lunch?
- Matty took his shirt off
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while playing a video game.
Who does that?
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You know, I hate to admit this,
but Matty might be trying to homewreck you.
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And I know this because right now,
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I'm plotting to wreck Ricky.
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No, Matty's not that kind of guy.
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Maybe, maybe not.
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Rejection brings out the dark side.
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Believe me, I know.
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I am fully aware that I'm
a loose Cannon right now,
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and Matty might be too.
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There's no way he's trying
to overtly hurt my relationship.
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Jake's his best friend.
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Well, I hope you're right,
but pay attention.
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When are you hanging out
with Hottie Rosati again?
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Tonight, he's coming over
to watch a movie.
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- Or get in the hot tub!
- Or get in the hot tub.
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Hot tub?
When did you get a hot tub?
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- When my mom got desperate.
- I heard that.
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My parents are fighting.
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Well, if Matty ends up sitting
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across from you in it,
then you'll know.
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Know what?
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That he's trying to sabotage you.
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If there's one thing
Matty's not, it's a saboteur.
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There's no way he's gonna
wind up in my hot tub.
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Let's crank up the heat!
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We didn't need to.
I was already boiling.
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{pub}Sorry, I thought
we were gonna watch a movie.
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He invited himself.
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It was clear Matty
wasn't just clinging on to me.
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He was clinging on to Jake.
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Because if he couldn't have me,
he didn't want Jake to either.
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It was textbook sabotage.
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- Dude, did you pee?
- No.
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I did not pee.
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Jenna, can I talk to you?
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Gladly.
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Why are you sneaking in
through the back door?
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I wasn't sneaking.
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I was just trying to avoid your mom.
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That's sneaking.
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Hold up, who's the dad here?
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When did we get a hot tub,
and what are you doing in it
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with your boyfriend
and your ex-boyfriend?
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Secret ex-boyfriend,
and the title's debatable.
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We never fully DTR'd.
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Jenna, spare me the details.
I don't wanna know them.
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What I do wanna know is
why we have a hot tub.
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It was mom's idea,
and she suggested we use it.
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Why are you listening to your mom?
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Because you've been M.I.A.
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So can you please stick around
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and help me get Matty out of here?
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So you can be alone
with your boyfriend?
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No.
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But I will do you one better.
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Did someone just pee?
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That would be me.
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♪ ♪
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Oh!
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- It's getting late.
- Okay.
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Yeah, and I'm his ride.
Thanks for the invite.
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Thanks for having us.
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♪ ♪
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You might as well have bought
our daughter a sex swing.
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Take it back.
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T., you were right.
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Matty's totally trying
to homewreck my relationship,
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and it's working.
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I haven't had a moment alone
with Jake in over a week.
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I knew it.
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It takes a saboteur
to know a saboteur.
255
00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:36,029
Although Matty's a little
more amateur hour than I am.
256
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,801
Hi, I'm a bully who needs
to work on her anger.
257
00:11:38,926 --> 00:11:41,659
Sign here if you think
Ricky Schwartz is a douche.
258
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:45,440
What did I say about personal space?
259
00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:48,810
Tamara, this is school outreach,
not school outrage.
260
00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:51,669
You were supposed to be signing
people up for the 5k,
261
00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:54,672
not "Ricky Schwartz can kiss my ass."
262
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:57,508
I'm doing a public service.
A lot of people are outraged.
263
00:11:57,841 --> 00:12:00,721
Ricky Schwartz used me
for rides at band practice,
264
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,430
and I'm not just talking
about the chair.
265
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,291
Ricky Schwartz
called us all beautiful,
266
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,975
so we would cup his balls.
267
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:09,530
Ricky Schwartz said
I'd look sexy with bangs.
268
00:12:09,655 --> 00:12:10,688
I don't.
269
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,609
You have got to stop this.
270
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,736
Suspension paperwork is no joke.
271
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,668
I have to fill out
the front and the back.
272
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,531
You are supposed to be shadowing me!
273
00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:23,643
Not overshadowing me!
274
00:12:23,768 --> 00:12:26,996
You are such a novice.
Paper leaves a trail.
275
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,481
Start an anonymous Twitter campaign.
276
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:31,542
- You've gotta go big or go home.
- Which should be your motto.
277
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,753
You're the only reason
we're having this event.
278
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,754
It should be called
the Sadie Saxton walk/run,
279
00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:37,674
and you could sure use the cardio.
280
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,093
- She didn't mean that.
- Oh, yes, she did.
281
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,595
And normally,
I would rip her to shreds,
282
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,030
but she's angry, and I get it.
283
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,997
People will tell you to let go
of your anger,
284
00:12:47,122 --> 00:12:49,060
but anger can be a great motivator.
285
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,303
If you wanna sabotage someone,
you have to be smart.
286
00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:55,650
Find out what their Achilles
heel is, and cut into it.
287
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,695
You're a pro at cutting.
288
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,612
You can show her.
289
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,369
Now watch the master work.
Take Lissa.
290
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,329
Some would say she rejected me,
291
00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:11,124
but I would say she doesn't
wanna be replaced.
292
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,355
You are so pretty, we should
293
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,710
totally hang out on my dad's boat.
294
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,963
- Really?
- No. But watch.
295
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,761
Lissa will be turning around
to look at us
296
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:21,453
in three... two... one.
297
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,556
Bitch had a point.
298
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,266
Matty didn't want me to replace him.
299
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,604
So if I was going to get him
to back down,
300
00:13:29,729 --> 00:13:32,908
I would have to engage
in major display of PDA,
301
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,439
and I would do it by...
302
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,943
Taking the front seat...
303
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,508
Not sharing my better half...
304
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:45,867
♪ ♪
305
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,828
And regaining control.
306
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,999
♪ ♪
307
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:03,968
- I think I'm gonna head out.
- Bye.
308
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,472
Yeah, I'll call you later, man.
309
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:07,473
I finally beat Matty at his own game.
310
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,558
Sadie was right.
Anger was a great motivator.
311
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,727
You've been really
affectionate lately.
312
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,228
You bring it out in me.
313
00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:18,742
Yeah, I often drive women
wild with desire.
314
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:23,455
And while I'm really loving
what's happening here,
315
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:28,451
um, uh, I think I know
what's really going on.
316
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,412
It's Matty.
317
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:33,732
- I know you don't like him.
- No, no, no, that's not it.
318
00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:35,082
It's okay.
319
00:14:35,248 --> 00:14:36,468
He can be really standoffish
at first,
320
00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:38,403
but once you get to know him
like I know him,
321
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:39,295
you'll love him.
322
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:40,904
That was the problem.
323
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:44,050
If Jake knew just how well
I knew Matty, he wouldn't love me.
324
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,010
I love you.
I'll always love you.
325
00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:49,639
I'm just gonna stay at your
grandparents' for a few days.
326
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,517
You're just gonna sit there
and let him leave?
327
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,251
He just needs a little space.
328
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,938
Everyone could use a little space.
329
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,272
Everyone but me.
330
00:14:58,713 --> 00:15:00,107
While I didn't like being
suffocated in my relationship,
331
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:03,236
I could have used
a little less oxygen at home.
332
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,828
See, this is what I was afraid of.
333
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:05,905
You're putting Jenna in the middle.
334
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,825
- Lacey, you put her there.
- No, I made a mistake.
335
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,166
You always said my ability
to take risks
336
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,911
was what you love most about me.
337
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,137
This isn't about getting
a butterfly tattoo.
338
00:15:14,262 --> 00:15:15,790
You almost ruined
our daughter's life.
339
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:18,006
My life isn't ruined.
340
00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:20,733
I'm fine.
341
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:23,756
But you'll ruin it if you
leave me alone with a bully.
342
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,308
God.
343
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,473
No one gets to escape if I don't.
344
00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:37,270
{pub}Don't worry.
345
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,024
I've been to this a few times
with my parents,
346
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,940
and the first separation never takes.
347
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,316
If he was really leaving,
348
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:43,651
there would be some sort
of grand gesture.
349
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,549
My parents took me to Disney world.
350
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,947
If you get a car,
then they're getting a divorce.
351
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,220
I wish I could get Matty a car,
352
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:51,492
so Jake and I could divorce him.
353
00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:52,368
Keep the car.
354
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,787
Use it to run him over.
355
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,060
Tamara was on to something,
356
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:57,828
but maybe there was an easier way
357
00:15:57,953 --> 00:15:59,362
to get Matty out of my hair.
358
00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:01,878
One that wouldn't give me 50 to life.
359
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,735
- Hey, we need to talk.
- Yeah, we do.
360
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,969
Apparently he was up to speed
361
00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:07,592
on the intent of those four words,
362
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,573
so I didn't have to waste time
with gentle pleasantries.
363
00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:10,974
I could go aggro.
364
00:16:11,099 --> 00:16:12,709
Would you please butt out
of my relationship
365
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,307
and stop trying to seduce me?
366
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,906
- What are you talking about?
- The winks.
367
00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,561
The "accidental" touching.
368
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,316
Nuding up every chance you get.
369
00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:22,607
You have nice abs, I get it.
370
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,655
You think I'm trying
to lure you away from Jake?
371
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:27,820
- Yes!
- You're crazy.
372
00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:29,858
Like I wanna hang out with you guys?
373
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:31,115
No, no, Jake wants me to.
374
00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:34,195
I am trying to make it
as normal as possible,
375
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,537
but it is hard with you
always being so...
376
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:37,788
- Don't say it.
- Clingy.
377
00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:39,400
I am not clingy.
378
00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,169
- You're the cling-on.
- Hate to break it to you,
379
00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:43,161
but the only new variable
in this relationship is you.
380
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,363
I've been hanging with Jake
since I was ten.
381
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,808
- Don't walk away from me!
- Just trying to be friends.
382
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:52,213
We were never friends!
383
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:54,482
There will be no yelling
in this hallway!
384
00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:56,717
You're still my girl.
See you at the 5k.
385
00:16:56,842 --> 00:16:59,268
Could it be that the person
sabotaging my relationship
386
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,921
with Jake was me?
387
00:17:01,046 --> 00:17:02,322
If Matty was telling the truth,
388
00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:05,650
then Matty wasn't
the third wheel, I was.
389
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,810
{pub}Come on, ladies.
390
00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:12,556
It'll be the best threesome
of your life.
391
00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:15,034
Girl on girl on Ricky.
392
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,703
Okay, that won't help.
393
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,646
All of your efforts to bully him
have backfired.
394
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,550
You've only made him more popular.
395
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:23,000
Hey!
396
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,711
Thanks for the advice,
but it sucked balls.
397
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:29,048
It didn't work.
398
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,971
Says who?
399
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,014
Son of a bitch, you played me!
400
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,808
You're welcome.
401
00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:46,572
♪ ♪
402
00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:47,566
Hey!
403
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:50,241
What is with the hooker shoes
around the kids?
404
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,029
This is a track, not a stripper poll.
405
00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:52,863
You're fired!
406
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:56,146
♪ ♪
407
00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:57,715
This is adult business, okay?
408
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,287
You wouldn't understand...
It.
409
00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:04,622
- Hey.
- Hi.
410
00:18:04,747 --> 00:18:06,256
Matty told me that you guys talked.
411
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:07,169
What did he say?
412
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:10,214
That you and I might need
to spend some time together.
413
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,596
Alone.
414
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:14,385
So let's hang tonight.
415
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,886
Feel free to bring
416
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:17,867
more of that "can't get
enough of Jake" action.
417
00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:20,237
Mm, I don't know if you heard,
418
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:21,961
but Tamara and I are bullies in need
419
00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:23,505
of a serious attitude makeover
420
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:26,355
that only frozen yogurt can provide.
421
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:29,900
So you hang out with Matty
tonight without me.
422
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,153
You don't need a clingy girlfriend,
and I don't need to be one.
423
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,696
Maybe I like being clung to.
424
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,818
Hey, you wanna walk
this thing or what?
425
00:18:37,943 --> 00:18:40,321
Not really.
We're off the hook.
426
00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:41,704
Oh, thank God.
427
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,525
- Pizza?
- Yeah.
428
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,292
I'm gonna change, I'll meet you
in the parking lot.
429
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,458
Mwah.
430
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,381
I'm sorry for acting crazy.
431
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,342
I thought you were trying
to sabotage my relationship.
432
00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:56,527
It's cool.
433
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,907
All right, let's get
this 5k party started!
434
00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:04,511
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
435
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:05,853
I'm being forced to walk this
436
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:06,979
because I yelled at you.
437
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,814
Good.
438
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:19,458
- Nice job, McKibben.
- What?
439
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,036
You were totally sabotaging them.
440
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:26,373
I know the signs.
441
00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:37,099
♪ ♪
442
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,646
What are you doing here?
443
00:19:42,771 --> 00:19:46,599
Getting a little exercise
for a good cause.
444
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:49,193
Nobody likes a bully.
445
00:19:49,778 --> 00:19:52,161
Who yells at her boyfriend's friends.
446
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:55,817
Or writes harsh letters
to her daughter.
447
00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:00,116
Your dad left today.
448
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,162
He's at grandma's.
449
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,457
It's not just for a few days, is it?
450
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,128
No.
451
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,797
♪ ♪
452
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:19,968
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
453
00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:24,986
Hey, beautiful!
454
00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,661
Yeah, you better run!