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Satan's power is fierce,
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but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!
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Wolf!
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David!
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Gibraltar!
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Samson!
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Ram!
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For more information
on the Lord's Force,
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visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.
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And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?
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I thought I knew about
every single buff dude.
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No, Samson?
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With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."
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No, no, no. Ram.
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With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.
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That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.
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Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?
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We have to see these buff-ass dudes.
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Tomorrow.
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And we are going.
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And then after we watch the show,
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I'm gonna try out for the force.
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All right, but you know
those guys are like,
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Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?
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Yeah, no, I'm very religulous.
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You know, father, son,
holy... what have you.
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Noah's art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.
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Unconditional love for Jesus Christ.
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Do you guys wanna watch a video
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of a dude blowing his brains out?
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Uh, I do, and I don't.
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Well, we are going to.
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Annie, this is for you and the kids.
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There's no other way.
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Let's just, uh,
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put on some twerk videos
or something, right?
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- Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Brat-dogs.
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- Mm!
- Enjoy. Enjoy
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hey, tickets!
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Who's got some tickets?
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I'll trade you
a beer and a Brat for a ticket.
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Man, I cannot even believe...
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The one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.
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God, we gotta get in there.
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I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.
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For real.
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What're we gonna do?
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We just gotta ask ourselves,
W-W-J-Z-do?
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What would...
What would Jay-Z do?
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- Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.
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♪ He'd rap about it,
and he'd rap about it ♪
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♪ And then he'd
pass the mic to Blake ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, I don't want
the mic, give it to Adam ♪
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♪ I don't need... I don't
want the mic either ♪
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♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪
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♪ It's back to me
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♪ I don't mind that
'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪
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♪ P-E-R, where's my car
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♪ I mean my whip, guys
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♪ Where's my whip, guys
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♪ Rappin', stoppin',
I don't want the mic, Blake ♪
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I don't want it.
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- There you go.
- Thank you much.
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Yeah, we just left our stub....
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Oh, woah. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.
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You need tickets to get in.
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No, they said we actually didn't need
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to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.
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Hate carrying too many stubs around.
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Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters
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try to pull a fast one on me,
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So, why don't you guys go
and, uh, get outta line, please?
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- Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right.
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You know what?
We'll come clean.
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We never bought tickets.
We're lying to you,
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which proves we need to get in
there and see the lord's force
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so we can become better people
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and not liar people.
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We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.
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I mean, I used to make my, uh,
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G.I. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbor's Barbies.
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Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always tried
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to make my dog have sex with my cat
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'cause I wanted a cat-dog.
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Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,
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- and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.
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When I go to subway,
I ask for a water glass,
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and I always fill it with fresca,
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because I'm a monster, sir.
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Okay, guys you're not gonna get in.
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Now, there's an 8:00 a.m.
service here in the morning.
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You guys come back, you get your
church in that way. All right?
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Now, please get outta the line.
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No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacher
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talk about stupid church stuff.
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' cross
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- over their big ol' heads!
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey!
Now, I'm gonna call security.
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- Now, get outta here!
- Oh.
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- All right.
- Jesus.
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You know what?
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Someday I'm gonna
be on the lord's force,
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and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiot
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- for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.
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- Phone book. Rip!
- Show him.
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Just like the lord's force!
Just like the lord's force!
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Whatever.
You see how far threw that?
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Uh-huh.
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Got muscles.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,
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but you know what?
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In all seriousness,
suck on my [bleep], dude!
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♪ And I said, "no, man,
you drive a garbage truck" ♪
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♪ and then I pass the mic to Adam ♪
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♪ And then I take the mic,
and I don't know what to do ♪
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- ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake
- I don't want the...
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Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!
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Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- How you guys doing?
- Good.
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Okay, I'm sorry, they're...
They're a little starstruck.
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I don't get starstruck.
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I saw Tony Shaloub
at the airport one time.
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Didn't even mention monk.
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Just winked.
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Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?
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No, 'cause we didn't.
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Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.
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Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the head
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and put it on YouTube!
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Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.
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Yeah.
Stay strong, use his power.
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Wait, hang on.
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Um, we're gonna go out for a beer.
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Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.
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I could go for one.
It's been a while.
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You know that's not a good idea.
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Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
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Wait. Uh...
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- No. Hey!
- Adam...
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No, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!
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You guys are my hero
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easy, there, tiger.
Back in your cage.
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... buy you a beer?
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One beer.
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- Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!
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So, the I was.
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600 pounds across my back
in front of, 000 people...
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When I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.
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Only it wasn't the voice of angels.
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Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.
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I bl my eardrums out.
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Oh, God.
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Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?
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Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.
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- No, come on. Another round.
- No, no, no, no.
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We just got here
we haven't even taken shots yet.
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- Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.
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- Shots?
- You're doing a shot.
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Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
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Everybody!
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- Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Gotta tell you guys,
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this is the most fun
I've had in months
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most fun in my life.
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To new friends!
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New friends!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Hey, now that wee best friends,
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I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone books
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- and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.
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Let us go have a smoke real quick,
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- we'll be right back.
- Yeah thank you so much!
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Thank you so much. You... you have
no idea what this means to me.
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- They're so cool.
- Thank you!
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Dudes, we should go out there
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and smoke a cigarette
with the lord's force.
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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.
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And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, "worth it!"
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I've never even smoked a cigarette,
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but here I am, sittin' here,
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talkin' about going to smoke one
with the lord's force!
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Yeah! The lord's force!
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- Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!
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All right, who's ready to smoke?
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Where's he at?
Where they at?
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Chill out.
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Holy smokes.
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{pub}Okay, this isn't a big deal.
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I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?
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Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.
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Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.
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Tss, yeah.
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Probably just checking
each other's breath,
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making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.
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- Yes.
- You know?
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Sure.
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Hey!
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?
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What're you guys doing?
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Okay, it's not what you think.
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Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?
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Well, then what is it?
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It's gay chicken.
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You know, that...
That's what we were doing.
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Just, um, you know.
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Old-fashioned gay chicken.
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Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?
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Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?
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That's where
two totally straight guys
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try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?
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- Yeah, it's like a...
- Oh!
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- See? He just...
- He lost.
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No, I think I won.
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Shut the heck up now!
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Now, listen, it Adam and Eve,
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it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?
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I'll check in with him.
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Uh, oh, lord...
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Yeah, uh, I got a problem d...
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Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?
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Come on. Really?
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Okay, well, you're the boss.
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Sorry, gays, you're off t force.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?
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What about Tampa?
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No, this is it, okay?
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Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.
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Now, get your purses outta the van.
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- But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.
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These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.
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- Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.
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- Sorry about Tampa.
- Des...
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Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.
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We just made 'em lose their jobs.
250
00:08:06,902 --> 00:08:11,465
I am not going back to [bleep]
Duluth to live with my stepmom.
251
00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:14,160
- I'm not.
- No, you're not.
252
00:08:14,326 --> 00:08:16,621
You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.
253
00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:20,231
Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash in.
254
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,087
Oh, everybody get some rest?
255
00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,814
- Huh? Here, lemme top you off.
- Thanks.
256
00:08:27,939 --> 00:08:31,885
There you go. And for you.
Right in there.
257
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,389
- Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.
258
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,722
We just wanna take care of our boys.
259
00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:36,890
We're glad to have you here.
260
00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:38,559
And since we do have you here,
261
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,127
uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.
262
00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:43,130
Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.
263
00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:44,357
Yeah.
264
00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:45,966
Hey, we're not gay.
265
00:08:46,091 --> 00:08:49,069
I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.
266
00:08:50,629 --> 00:08:51,972
No, you guys definitely aren't gay.
267
00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,407
- Nobody's saying you're gay.
- No
268
00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:55,160
dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.
269
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,661
Yeah. Exactly.
270
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,712
Okay, m sorry, but...
271
00:08:58,837 --> 00:08:59,998
Maybe I am gay.
272
00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,250
What? No.
273
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,877
All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.
274
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,552
He's not.
275
00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:07,721
No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.
276
00:09:07,846 --> 00:09:09,056
Sometimes when I get drunk,
277
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,257
I go to Boston market, I eat chicken.
278
00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:11,301
We're like the same dudes.
279
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,093
Yeah, you're drunk.
280
00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:14,895
Weird things happen
when you're drunk.
281
00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,531
Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.
282
00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:18,732
I thought it was beef jerky.
283
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,702
I don't know, I'm just...
284
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,897
I'm just very confused
about everything right now.
285
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,505
Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.
286
00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:26,873
Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?
287
00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:28,508
Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,
288
00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:30,210
and then you'll probably hate it,
289
00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:31,778
and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.
290
00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:33,406
There you go.
291
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,415
One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,
292
00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,351
- and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:39,621
Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.
294
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,455
Drunk night.
295
00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,082
- Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.
296
00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,391
- That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.
297
00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:45,392
Let's go eat some eggs or something.
298
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,336
Yup, no feelings there.
299
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,962
- No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.
300
00:09:49,129 --> 00:09:50,597
- Good... what are they...
- Yeah, good...
301
00:09:50,722 --> 00:09:51,925
Wha... why? Why?
302
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:52,926
- Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.
303
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,385
Ahh...
304
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,428
What's going on over here?
305
00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:59,307
Whoa... why?
306
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,141
- My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!
307
00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:02,976
Break it up! Break it up!
Right now!
308
00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:06,146
- Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.
309
00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:09,816
Okay, so...
310
00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:13,320
I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposal
311
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:14,321
that I was going to give to you guys,
312
00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,089
- and here it is.
- Yes.
313
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:19,160
Let's start a new rival squad
to the lord's force.
314
00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,927
We can, uh, work out here,
315
00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:23,830
we can even perform
in the front yard...
316
00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:25,565
- Guys... okay...
- Gentlemen?
317
00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,801
Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,
318
00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:28,836
we'll be here brainstorming.
319
00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,339
What the hell is going on?
320
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,061
♪ Come on, baby
321
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:48,106
♪
322
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,690
♪ Let's do it tonight
323
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,401
Oh, huh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...
324
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,487
- Come back later.
- And I will.
325
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,530
♪ Come on, baby
326
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:59,366
oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.
327
00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:00,834
No worries.
328
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:06,640
You guys are showering together?
329
00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:08,585
To conserve water.
Pfft.
330
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,087
Yup.
Very considerate.
331
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,180
What?
332
00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,149
You guys have monster [bleep].
333
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,251
Chicks must love sucking those.
334
00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,305
Congratulations.
Th's awesome.
335
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,662
- Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!
336
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:54,153
{pub}Hey, guys.
337
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,965
First of all, I just want to say
338
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,343
we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.
339
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:02,528
Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...
340
00:12:02,653 --> 00:12:05,231
C-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortable
341
00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:06,866
with your comfortableness.
342
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,734
I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,
343
00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,703
but be careful.
344
00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:12,705
'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at night
345
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,407
when you're working out,
346
00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:16,569
and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.
347
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,545
Anyway, uh, given, you know,
348
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,482
the events of the last day or so,
349
00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:25,818
we've revised the proposal
that we had the other day
350
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,789
to something a little more apropos.
351
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,822
Adam.
352
00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,657
We give you...
353
00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:34,045
- The Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?
354
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,728
The Gaylord's Force.
355
00:12:35,853 --> 00:12:38,097
If you can take
the pain of a man's unit
356
00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:40,066
pressing into your [bleep],
357
00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:42,595
you've got the strength
to do anything.
358
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,847
Is one slogan that we're toying with.
359
00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:46,105
You know, I actually
haven't seen this t-shirt,
360
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,558
and I don't approve of it.
361
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,771
Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,
362
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,287
so, I should probably
audition for you right now.
363
00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:54,774
Check this out.
364
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,902
- Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!
365
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,253
Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!
366
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:01,787
A freakin' phone book!
Let's do this!
367
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,189
Give it to 'em, Adam.
368
00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,024
I don't have my phone book here.
369
00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:07,328
- I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
- Get the phone book.
370
00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:08,961
Hurry up, hurry up.
371
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,463
So, you see where
we're going with this, right?
372
00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:12,064
It's basically a powerful,
healthy message
373
00:13:12,189 --> 00:13:13,633
that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,
374
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,503
- or, um...
- Mmm...
375
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,588
Okay, what're you doing?
376
00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:20,007
Are you having sex with each other?
377
00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,974
We're not having sex.
We're just...
378
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:24,053
Soaking.
379
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:26,013
Yeah, but I think this soak
380
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,614
is about to turn into a power wash,
381
00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:31,769
so, if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.
382
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:33,563
Okay, you know what?
383
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,722
I don't mind having you here.
Right?
384
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:38,991
I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the scrin',
385
00:13:39,116 --> 00:13:41,127
and the screamin' when you ejac.
386
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,063
But I need to know if you wanna
be a part this show or not.
387
00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:48,201
'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of his [bleep]
388
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:50,455
And t to working!
Do you get me?
389
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,938
Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.
390
00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,750
We're interested.
391
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,508
- All right.
- Yeah!
392
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:58,463
Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.
393
00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,912
Oh, man.
394
00:14:00,037 --> 00:14:04,010
This stage is about to be so gay.
395
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,137
- So gay.
- So straight.
396
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,515
Could be. You know?
397
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,020
What the heck do you want, breeder?
398
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,189
Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.
399
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,732
Well, they're not interested, rev.
400
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,165
You mean they're not interested
401
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,194
in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?
402
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,112
Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?
403
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,364
- 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.
404
00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,506
All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're not
405
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:29,342
going with him,
you're ready to rehearse.
406
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,310
- We got a stage.
- You better hope
407
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,212
that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,
408
00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:35,548
- 'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.
409
00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,043
Reverend Troy needs us back.
410
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,818
You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,
411
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:40,213
and he was cool with it.
412
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,654
We're not like that.
413
00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:43,758
- It was just a phase.
- Pssh.
414
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,191
What'd I say?
415
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:46,459
These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes.
416
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:48,361
They're straight dudes.
Wait...
417
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,223
- Dudes.
- What?
418
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,465
I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktail
419
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:53,851
out of each other's butts.
420
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,603
Get in the [bleep] van
421
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,212
or I'll have Jesus [bleep] Christ
422
00:14:57,337 --> 00:14:58,856
cut your [bleep] balls off!
423
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,240
Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?
424
00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:02,985
I'll even put your name on the list.
425
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:04,076
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man.
426
00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:05,544
I will see you at that show!
427
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,574
We had a business together, Brah.
428
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,717
Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?
429
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:14,208
- It's a pl... plus...
- It's a plus two?
430
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,088
Is it "plus two," or is it all of us?
431
00:15:16,213 --> 00:15:17,124
Or some of us plus one, or what?
432
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,524
A separate thing?
433
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:19,892
Is it each of our names individually,
434
00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:22,338
or did you put us into a group?
435
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,707
{pub}The Bible says that Satan
436
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,124
wants to turn the world
into darkness.
437
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:41,049
But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,
438
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,118
has shown us
439
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,153
we can take that darkness...
440
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:50,458
And we can turn it into light!
441
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,598
We are the lord's force!
442
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,001
And we are going to murder the devil!
443
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,460
Can I hear ya?
444
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:07,091
Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...
445
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,177
I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.
446
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,262
I'm talkin' about
447
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,914
David!
448
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,771
Ooh!
449
00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:22,424
I know Noah had a couple of these.
450
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,191
Let's bring out the wolf!
451
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,320
Whoo! Yeah!
452
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,932
Oh!
453
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,825
Oh, yeah!
454
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,994
Now, last but not least,
455
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,371
I wanna bring out
the twin towers of babel.
456
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,040
I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram!
457
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,587
Here we come, now.
458
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,297
Yeah
459
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,466
let's hear it for 'em.
460
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,344
Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!
461
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,471
Now, let's watch these two warriors
462
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,991
lift this 1,000-pound cross
463
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,559
above their heads
to the glory of God.
464
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,770
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
465
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,446
Come on, guy come on.
466
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,307
Come on, guys, you can do it!
467
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,844
What's the matter, Ram suck
the strength outta your [bleep]?
468
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,620
Come on.
469
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,873
- Don't listen to him, guys,
- Yeah, come on, come on.!
470
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,500
That's all right, folks,
if they don't lift it above their head
471
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,395
you're getting a full refund, okay?
472
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,022
- They're gonna do it.
- They'll get it.
473
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,589
- Have some faith.
- You got this.
474
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:32,259
Come on!
475
00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:34,720
I should never have asked you
back, you pillow biters.
476
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,433
Show 'em the force.
477
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:42,520
The Gaylord's force.
478
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,111
Yeah!
479
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,612
- Yes!
- They did it!
480
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,618
Aah!
481
00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:00,830
♪ I know that you can find the way ♪
482
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:04,750
♪ You're beautiful to me
483
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:10,381
This is not the show!
You stop that!
484
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,434
Get your tongue out of his mouth!
485
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,843
Sorry 'bout this, gay.
486
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,012
♪ You're beautiful to me
487
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,014
whoo!
488
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,808
Yes! All right!
489
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,746
Yeah!
490
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,381
And we want to announce to everyone
491
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,717
that tomorrow morning,
there will be the first-ever
492
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,586
Gaylord's Force at our house!
Everyone's welcome.
493
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,921
They're Gaylords!
494
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,739
- They're our gay friends!
- Whoo!
495
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,130
Hey.
Man, where are they?
496
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,232
Just talked to 'em.
Guess what. They're not comin'.
497
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:45,583
- What?
- Yeah.
498
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,102
Right now, they're in the car,
499
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,937
driving to Vermont
to start a new life together.
500
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,406
They're gonna open up some kind
of gluten-free cupcake place
501
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,923
called, "cup gaykes."
502
00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:55,342
Genius name, I know.
503
00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:56,719
What are we gonna do?
504
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,847
Even a straight man,
505
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,058
who's had sex
506
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,853
with over five women, can channel...
507
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,948
The Gaylord's Force!
508
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,862
Whoo!
509
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,113
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
510
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,832
Ow.
511
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:18,833
Oh, [bleep]!
512
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,909
Oh, that's hot.
513
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,469
That was hot.
514
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,623
I am Adam "Baby Bear" Demamp!
515
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,777
I shall summon the power
of all the Gaylords!
516
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:41,597
Whoo!
517
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,159
Do somethin' different.
518
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,520
Oh, you wanna see me
break a board over my own skull?
519
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,108
[bleep].
520
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,637
Ah...
521
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,138
How'd we do?
522
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,283
Pretty good.
Total ticket sales, 285 bucks.
523
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:03,044
- Oh, get 'em!
- Ha!
524
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,746
But, uh, lemme
calculate something else.
525
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,081
- We spent 50 bucks on glitter...
- Okay, okay.
526
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,166
150 for chairs, and then,
like, the stage stuff.
527
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:10,918
Ah, that sucks.
528
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:11,920
And then this is the killer.
529
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,555
$300 on the boas,
530
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,799
because they just had to be
real ostrich feathers.
531
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,360
- Ram.
- What a diva.
532
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,345
Um, so, all that together,
533
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,664
we are in the hole
for a little bit of money.
534
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,723
All right.
That's terrible.
535
00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:28,136
703 pages...
536
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:33,190
Of businesses and personal resents!
537
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,442
Now, are you ready?
538
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:39,238
Oh, it's not pre-ripped!
Not at all! Are you ready?
539
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,381
Gay...
540
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,616
Lord's...
541
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,659
Force!
542
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,205
Yes! Yes!
543
00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:49,924
I will sign your dicks!
544
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,427
I will sign all of your dicks!
545
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,336
I don't give a [bleep]!
546
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:58,340
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