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Satan's power is fierce,
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but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!
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Wolf!
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David!
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Gibraltar!
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Samson!
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Ram!
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For more information
on the Lord's Force,
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visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.
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And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?
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I thought I knew about
every single buff dude.
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No, Samson?
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With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."
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No, no, no. Ram.
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With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.
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That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.
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Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?
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We have to see these buff-ass dudes.
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Tomorrow.
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And we are going.
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And then after we watch the show,
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I'm gonna try out for the force.
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All right, but you know
those guys are like,
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Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?
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Yeah, no, I'm very religulous.
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You know, father, son,
holy... what have you.
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Noah's art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.
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Unconditional love for Jesus Christ.
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Do you guys wanna watch a video
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of a dude blowing his brains out?
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Uh, I do, and I don't.
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Well, we are going to.
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Annie, this is for you and the kids.
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There's no other way.
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[Deep inhale]
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[Gunshot]
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Let's just, uh,
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put on some twerk videos
or something, right?
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- Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.
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Brat-dogs.
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[Barking]
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- Whoo! Brat me, Braj!
- Mm.
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Comin' right up, my Brat Braja.
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- Mm!
- Enjoy. Enjoy
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hey, tickets!
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Who's got some tickets?
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I'll trade you
a beer and a Brat for a ticket.
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Man, I cannot even believe...
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The one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.
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God, we gotta get in there.
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I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.
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For real.
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What're we gonna do?
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We just gotta ask ourselves,
W-W-J-Z-do?
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What would...
What would Jay-Z do?
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- Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.
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♪ He'd rap about it,
and he'd rap about it ♪
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♪ And then he'd
pass the mic to Blake ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, I don't want
the mic, give it to Adam ♪
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♪ I don't need... I don't
want the mic either ♪
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♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪
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♪ It's back to me
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♪ I don't mind that
'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪
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♪ P-E-R, where's my car
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♪ I mean my whip, guys
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♪ Where's my whip, guys
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♪ Rappin', stoppin',
I don't want the mic, Blake ♪
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I don't want it.
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- There you go.
- Thank you much.
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Yeah, we just left our stub...
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Oh, woah. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.
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You need tickets to get in.
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No, they said we actually didn't need
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to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.
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Hate carrying too many stubs around.
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Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters
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try to pull a fast one on me,
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So, why don't you guys go
and, uh, get outta line, please?
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- Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right. You know what?
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We'll come clean.
We never bought tickets.
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We're lying to you,
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which proves we need to get in
there and see the Lord's Force
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so we can become better people
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and not liar people.
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We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.
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I mean, I used to make my, uh,
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G.I. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbor's Barbies.
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Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always tried
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to make my dog have sex with my cat
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'cause I wanted a cat-dog.
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Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,
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- and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.
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When I go to subway,
I ask for a water glass,
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and I always fill it with fresca,
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because I'm a monster, sir.
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Okay, guys you're not gonna get in.
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Now, there's an 8:00 A.M.
service here in the morning.
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You guys come back, you get your
church in that way. All right?
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Now, please get outta the line.
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No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacher
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talk about stupid church stuff.
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' cross
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- over their big ol' heads!
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey!
Now, I'm gonna call security.
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- Now, get outta here!
- Oh.
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- All right.
- Jesus.
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You know what?
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Someday I'm gonna
be on the Lord's Force,
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and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiot
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- for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.
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- Phone book. Rip!
- Show him.
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Just like the Lord's Force!
Just like the Lord's Force!
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Whatever.
You see how far threw that?
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Uh-huh.
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Got muscles.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,
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but you know what?
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In all seriousness,
suck on my [bleep], dude!
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♪ And I said, "no, man,
you drive a garbage truck" ♪
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♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪
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♪ And then I take the mic,
and I don't know what to do ♪
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- ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake
- I don't want the...
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Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!
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Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- How you guys doing?
- Good.
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Okay, I'm sorry, they're...
They're a little starstruck.
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I don't get starstruck.
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I saw Tony Shaloub
at the airport one time.
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Didn't even mention Monk.
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Just winked.
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Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?
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No, 'cause we didn't even see it.
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Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.
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Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the head
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and put it on Youtube!
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Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.
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Yeah.
Stay strong, use his power.
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Wait, hang on.
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Um, we're gonna go out for a beer.
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Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.
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I could go for one.
It's been a while.
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You know that's not a good idea.
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Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
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Wait. Uh...
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- No. Hey!
- Adam...
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No, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!
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You guys are my hero
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easy, there, tiger.
Back in your cage.
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- [Chuckles]
- [Gibberish]... buy you a beer?
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One beer.
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- Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!
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So, the I was.
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600 pounds across my back
in front of 10,000 people...
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When I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.
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Only it wasn't the voice of angels.
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Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.
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I bl my eardrums out.
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- [Laughter]
- Oh, my God.
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[Snapping] Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?
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Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.
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- No, come on. Another round.
- No, no, no, no.
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We just got here
we haven't even taken shots yet.
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- Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.
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- Shots?
- You're doing a shot.
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All: Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
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Everybody!
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- Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Gotta tell you guys,
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this is the most fun
I've had in months
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most fun in my life.
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To new friends!
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All: New friends!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
[Laughs]
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Hey, now that we're best friends,
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I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone books
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- and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.
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Let us go have a smoke real quick,
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- we'll be right back.
- Yeah thank you so much!
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Thank you so much. You... you have
no idea what this means to me.
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- They're so cool.
- Thank you!
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Dudes, we should go out there
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and smoke a cigarette
with the Lord's Force.
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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.
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And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, "worth it!"
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I've never even smoked a cigarette,
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but here I am, sittin' here,
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talkin' about going to smoke one
with the Lord's Force!
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Yeah! The Lord's Force!
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- Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!
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All right, who's ready to smoke?
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Where's he at?
Where they at?
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Chill out.
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Holy smokes.
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{pub}Okay, this isn't a big deal.
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I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?
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Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.
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Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.
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Tss, yeah.
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Probably just checking
each other's breath,
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making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.
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- Yes.
- You know?
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Sure.
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Hey!
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?
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What're you guys doing?
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Okay, it's not what you think.
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Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?
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Well, then what is it?
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It's gay chicken.
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You know, that...
That's what we were doing.
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Just, um, you know.
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Old-fashioned gay chicken.
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Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?
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Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?
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That's where
two totally straight guys
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try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?
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- Yeah, it's like a...
- Oh!
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- See? He just...
- He lost.
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No, I think I won.
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Shut the heck up now!
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Now, listen, it Adam and Eve,
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it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?
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I'll check in with him.
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Uh, oh, Lord...
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Yeah, uh, I got a problem d...
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Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?
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Come on. Really?
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Okay, well, you're the boss.
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Sorry, gays, you're off the Force.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?
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What about Tampa?
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No, this is it, okay?
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Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.
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Now, get your purses outta the van.
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- But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.
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These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.
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- Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.
250
00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:03,585
- Sorry about Tampa.
- Des...
251
00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,429
Oh, man, I feel terrible.
252
00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:07,971
Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.
253
00:08:07,996 --> 00:08:09,515
We just made 'em lose their jobs.
254
00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:14,096
I am not going back to [bleep]
Duluth to live with my stepmom.
255
00:08:14,221 --> 00:08:16,791
- I'm not.
- No, you're not.
256
00:08:16,957 --> 00:08:19,252
You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.
257
00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:22,862
Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash in.
258
00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:26,718
Oh, everybody get some rest?
259
00:08:26,884 --> 00:08:30,445
- Huh? Here, lemme top you off.
- Thanks.
260
00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:34,516
There you go. And for you.
Right in there.
261
00:08:34,641 --> 00:08:37,020
- Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.
262
00:08:37,186 --> 00:08:38,353
We just wanna take care of our boys.
263
00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:39,521
We're glad to have you here.
264
00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:41,190
And since we do have you here,
265
00:08:41,315 --> 00:08:42,758
uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.
266
00:08:42,883 --> 00:08:45,761
Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.
267
00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:46,988
Yeah.
268
00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,597
Hey, we're not gay.
269
00:08:48,722 --> 00:08:51,700
I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.
270
00:08:51,867 --> 00:08:53,135
[Laughter]
271
00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,603
No, you guys definitely aren't gay.
272
00:08:54,728 --> 00:08:56,038
- Nobody's saying you're gay.
- No
273
00:08:56,163 --> 00:08:57,791
dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.
274
00:08:57,957 --> 00:08:59,292
Yeah. Exactly.
275
00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,343
Okay, I'm sorry, but...
276
00:09:01,468 --> 00:09:02,629
Maybe I am gay.
277
00:09:02,795 --> 00:09:04,745
What? No.
[Laughs]
278
00:09:04,765 --> 00:09:06,226
All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.
279
00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:07,929
- [Laughter]
- He's not.
280
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,507
No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.
281
00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,750
Sometimes when I get drunk,
282
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,269
I go to Boston market, I eat chicken.
283
00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:14,541
We're like the same dudes.
284
00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,849
Yeah, you're drunk.
285
00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:17,526
Weird things happen
when you're drunk.
286
00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:20,163
Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.
287
00:09:20,287 --> 00:09:21,462
I thought it was beef jerky.
288
00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:22,649
[Laughter]
289
00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,333
I don't know, I'm just...
290
00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,289
I'm just very confused
about everything right now.
291
00:09:26,313 --> 00:09:28,354
Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.
292
00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:29,616
Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?
293
00:09:29,716 --> 00:09:31,226
Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,
294
00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:33,135
and then you'll probably hate it,
295
00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:35,409
and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.
296
00:09:35,422 --> 00:09:36,181
There you go.
297
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,772
One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,
298
00:09:38,802 --> 00:09:40,153
- and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.
299
00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:42,327
Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.
300
00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:44,181
Drunk night.
301
00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:45,879
- Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.
302
00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:47,174
- That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.
303
00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:48,566
Let's go eat some eggs or something.
304
00:09:48,603 --> 00:09:49,591
Yup, no feelings there.
305
00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,080
- No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.
306
00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:53,584
- Good... what are they...
- Yeah, good...
307
00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:54,812
Wha... why? Why?
308
00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:55,872
- Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.
309
00:09:55,892 --> 00:09:57,150
Ahh...
310
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,192
What's going on over here?
311
00:09:58,225 --> 00:10:01,938
Whoa... why?
[Shouting]
312
00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:03,772
- My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!
313
00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:05,607
Break it up! Break it up!
Right now!
314
00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:08,777
- Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.
315
00:10:08,944 --> 00:10:12,447
- Okay, so...
- [Clears throat]
316
00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:16,151
I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposal
317
00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:17,439
that I was going to give to you guys,
318
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,815
- and here it is.
- Yes.
319
00:10:18,845 --> 00:10:21,791
Let's start a new rival squad
to the Lord's Force.
320
00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,527
We can, uh, work out here,
321
00:10:23,683 --> 00:10:26,461
we can even perform
in the front yard...
322
00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:28,196
- Guys... okay...
- Gentlemen?
323
00:10:28,321 --> 00:10:30,432
Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,
324
00:10:30,557 --> 00:10:31,467
we'll be here brainstorming.
325
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,970
What the hell is going on?
326
00:10:44,571 --> 00:10:47,692
♪ Come on, baby
327
00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:50,027
♪
328
00:10:50,089 --> 00:10:51,507
♪ Let's do it tonight
329
00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:53,333
Oh, huh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...
330
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:56,299
- Come back later.
- And I will.
331
00:10:56,558 --> 00:10:58,435
♪ Come on, baby
332
00:10:59,286 --> 00:11:01,997
oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.
333
00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:03,465
No worries.
334
00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:04,876
[Laughs]
335
00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:08,780
You guys are showering together?
336
00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:11,216
To conserve water.
Pfft.
337
00:11:11,382 --> 00:11:13,718
Yup.
Very considerate.
338
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,811
[Wheezes] What?
339
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,780
You guys have monster [bleep].
340
00:11:18,905 --> 00:11:20,882
Chicks must love sucking those.
341
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,936
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
342
00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:28,080
[Rhythmic creaking]
343
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:39,892
[Men moaning]
344
00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:45,474
[Groaning, straining]
345
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:47,293
- Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!
346
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,790
{pub}Hey, guys.
347
00:11:57,827 --> 00:11:59,514
First of all, I just want to say
348
00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:01,890
we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.
349
00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:05,946
Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...
350
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,257
C-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortable
351
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,492
with your comfortableness.
352
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:12,711
I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,
353
00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:14,317
but be careful.
354
00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:16,440
'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at night
355
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,623
when you're working out,
356
00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:19,684
and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.
357
00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:23,103
Anyway, uh, given, you know,
358
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:26,220
the events of the last day or so,
359
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:29,455
we've revised the proposal
that we had the other day
360
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,356
to something a little more apropos.
361
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,736
Adam.
362
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,944
We give you...
363
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,303
- The Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?
364
00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:38,986
The Gaylord's Force.
365
00:12:39,111 --> 00:12:41,355
If you can take
the pain of a man's unit
366
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,324
pressing into your [bleep],
367
00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:45,853
you've got the strength
to do anything.
368
00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:48,250
Is one slogan that we're toying with.
369
00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:50,132
You know, I actually
haven't seen this t-shirt,
370
00:12:50,157 --> 00:12:51,201
and I don't approve of it.
371
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:54,332
Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,
372
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,120
so, I should probably
audition for you right now.
373
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,170
Check this out.
374
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,891
- Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!
375
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,751
Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!
376
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,111
A freakin' phone book!
Let's do this!
377
00:13:06,136 --> 00:13:07,148
Give it to 'em, Adam.
378
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,248
I don't have my phone book here.
379
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,271
- I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
- Get the phone book.
380
00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:11,365
Hurry up, hurry up.
381
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,884
So, you see where
we're going with this, right?
382
00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:14,876
It's basically a powerful,
healthy message
383
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:17,077
that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,
384
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:18,696
- or, um...
- Mmm...
385
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:21,345
Okay, what're you doing?
386
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,182
Are you having sex with each other?
387
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,645
We're not having sex.
We're just...
388
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:28,004
- Soaking.
- [Chuckles]
389
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,227
Yeah, but I think this soak
390
00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:32,283
is about to turn into a power wash,
391
00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:35,131
so, if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.
392
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,920
- Okay, you know what?
- [Clears throat]
393
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:40,368
I don't mind having you here.
Right?
394
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,531
I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the scruin',
395
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,566
and the screamin' when you ejac.
396
00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:48,309
But I need to know if you wanna
be a part this show or not.
397
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,989
'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of his [bleep]
398
00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:53,811
And get to working!
Do you get me?
399
00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:55,806
Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.
400
00:13:55,825 --> 00:13:57,217
We're interested.
401
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,841
- All right.
- Yeah!
402
00:13:58,891 --> 00:14:01,721
Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.
403
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,681
[Laughing] Oh, man.
404
00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:06,761
This stage is about to be so gay.
405
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,972
- So gay.
- So straight.
406
00:14:10,006 --> 00:14:12,481
Could be. You know?
407
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,730
What the heck do you want, breeder?
408
00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:18,764
Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.
409
00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:20,393
Well, they're not interested, rev.
410
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:21,696
You mean they're not interested
411
00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:25,006
in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?
412
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,764
Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?
413
00:14:27,795 --> 00:14:29,881
- 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.
414
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,513
All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're not
415
00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:33,165
going with him,
you're ready to rehearse.
416
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:34,711
- We got a stage.
- You better hope
417
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:37,110
that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,
418
00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:39,191
- 'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.
419
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:40,433
Reverend Troy needs us back.
420
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,454
You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,
421
00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:43,663
and he was cool with it.
422
00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:44,973
We're not like that.
423
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,698
- It was just a phase.
- Pssh.
424
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:48,004
What'd I say?
425
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,786
These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes.
426
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:51,594
They're straight dudes.
Wait...
427
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,483
- Dudes.
- What?
428
00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:56,113
I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktail
429
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:57,330
out of each other's butts.
430
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,080
Get in the [bleep] van
431
00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:00,738
or I'll have Jesus [bleep] Christ
432
00:15:00,763 --> 00:15:02,282
cut your [bleep] balls off!
433
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,675
Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?
434
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:06,317
I'll even put your name on the list.
435
00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:07,501
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man.
436
00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:09,051
I will see you at that show!
437
00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:11,906
We had a business together, Brah.
438
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,955
Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?
439
00:15:15,174 --> 00:15:17,637
- It's a pl... plus...
- It's a plus two?
440
00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:19,518
Is it "plus two," or is it all of us?
441
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,523
Or some of us plus one, or what?
442
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,373
A separate thing?
443
00:15:22,386 --> 00:15:24,179
Is it each of our names individually,
444
00:15:24,204 --> 00:15:26,525
or did you put us into a group?
445
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,194
{pub}The Bible says that Satan
446
00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:40,611
wants to turn the world
into darkness.
447
00:15:42,324 --> 00:15:45,536
But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,
448
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:47,605
has shown us
449
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,640
we can take that darkness...
450
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:54,945
And we can turn it into light!
451
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:55,980
[Met music]
452
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:59,691
[Cheers and applause]
453
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:01,085
We are the Lord's Force!
454
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,488
And we are going to murder the devil!
455
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:05,947
Can I hear ya?
456
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:07,949
[Cheers and applause]
457
00:16:08,115 --> 00:16:11,578
Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...
458
00:16:11,744 --> 00:16:13,664
I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.
459
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,749
I'm talkin' about
460
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:17,401
David!
461
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:20,562
[Cheers and applause]
462
00:16:23,464 --> 00:16:25,258
Ooh!
[Cheers and applause]
463
00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:26,911
I know Noah had a couple of these.
464
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,678
Let's bring out the wolf!
465
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:30,305
[Cheers and applause]
466
00:16:30,471 --> 00:16:31,807
Whoo! Yeah!
467
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:35,419
Oh!
468
00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,312
Oh, yeah!
469
00:16:37,478 --> 00:16:39,481
Now, last but not least,
470
00:16:39,647 --> 00:16:41,858
I wanna bring out
the twin towers of babel.
471
00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:43,527
I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram!
472
00:16:43,693 --> 00:16:46,446
[Cheers and applause]
473
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:49,074
Here we come, now.
474
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,784
Yeah
475
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,953
let's hear it for 'em.
476
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:55,831
Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!
477
00:16:55,997 --> 00:16:57,958
Now, let's watch these two warriors
478
00:16:58,124 --> 00:17:00,478
lift this 1,000-pound cross
479
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,046
above their heads
to the glory of God.
480
00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:05,257
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
481
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:11,638
[Groans]
482
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:14,933
Come on, guy come on.
483
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,794
Come on, guys, you can do it!
484
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,645
[Grunts]
485
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,806
What's the matter, Ram suck
the strength outta your [bleep]?
486
00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:22,212
- Come on.
- [Groans]
487
00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,735
- Don't listen to him, guys,
- Yeah, come on, come on.!
488
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,141
That's all right, folks,
if they don't lift it above their head
489
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,229
you're getting a full refund, okay?
490
00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:31,652
- They're gonna do it.
- They'll get it.
491
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,125
- Have some faith.
- You got this.
492
00:17:33,242 --> 00:17:36,746
- Come on!
- [Groans]
493
00:17:36,912 --> 00:17:39,333
I should never have asked you
back, you pillow biters.
494
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:44,012
Show 'em the force.
495
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:47,227
The Gaylord's force.
496
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:54,598
- Both: [Roar]
- Yeah!
497
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,234
- Yes!
- They did it!
498
00:17:56,265 --> 00:17:59,728
[Cheers and applause]
499
00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:01,676
Aah!
500
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,759
♪ I know that you can find the way ♪
501
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,718
♪ You're beautiful to me
502
00:18:10,363 --> 00:18:11,615
[applause stops]
503
00:18:12,406 --> 00:18:14,868
This is not the show!
You stop that!
504
00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:16,796
Get your tongue out of his mouth!
505
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:18,567
Sorry 'bout this, gang.
506
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,599
♪ You're beautiful to me
507
00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:22,653
whoo!
508
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,295
Yes! All right!
509
00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:27,631
[Excited chatter]
510
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:29,233
Yeah!
511
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,868
And we want to announce to everyone
512
00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:33,306
that tomorrow morning,
there will be the first-ever
513
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:36,078
Gaylord's Force at our house!
Everyone's welcome.
514
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,408
They're Gaylords!
515
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,226
- They're our gay friends!
- Whoo!
516
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:46,617
Hey.
Man, where are they?
517
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,757
Just talked to 'em.
Guess what. They're not comin'.
518
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:49,944
- What?
- Yeah.
519
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,247
Right now, they're in the car,
520
00:18:51,272 --> 00:18:53,159
driving to Vermont
to start a new life together.
521
00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:56,001
They're gonna open up some kind
of gluten-free cupcake place
522
00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:57,441
called, "cup gaykes."
523
00:18:58,176 --> 00:18:59,595
Genius name, I know.
524
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:00,975
What are we gonna do?
525
00:19:01,078 --> 00:19:02,238
[Club dance music]
526
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,334
Even a straight man,
527
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:05,856
who's had sex
528
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:09,510
with over five women, can channel...
529
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:14,048
The Gaylord's Force!
530
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:18,933
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause]
531
00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:20,415
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
532
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,319
Ow.
533
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:23,320
Oh, [bleep]!
534
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:24,396
Oh, that's hot.
535
00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:25,706
That was hot.
536
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:29,578
I am Adam "Baby Bear" Demamp!
537
00:19:31,026 --> 00:19:34,967
I shall summon the power
of all the Gaylords!
538
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,738
[Cheers and applause]
539
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,123
[Grunts]
540
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:45,345
Whoo!
541
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,667
Do somethin' different.
542
00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:52,100
Oh, you wanna see me
break a board over my own skull?
543
00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:55,185
[Thumps]
544
00:19:55,269 --> 00:19:56,220
[bleep].
545
00:19:58,645 --> 00:20:00,134
Ah...
[Chuckles]
546
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:01,625
How'd we do?
547
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,770
Pretty good.
Total ticket sales, 285 bucks.
548
00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:07,531
- Oh, get 'em!
- Ha!
549
00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,233
But, uh, lemme
calculate something else.
550
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,568
- We spent 50 bucks on glitter...
- Okay, okay.
551
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,653
150 for chairs, and then,
like, the stage stuff.
552
00:20:13,819 --> 00:20:15,405
Ah, that sucks.
553
00:20:15,571 --> 00:20:16,407
And then this is the killer.
554
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:18,042
$300 on the boas,
555
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,286
because they just had to be
real ostrich feathers.
556
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,847
- Both: Ram.
- What a diva.
557
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,832
Um, so, all that together,
558
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,151
we are in the hole
for a little bit of money.
559
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:29,210
All right.
That's terrible.
560
00:20:29,376 --> 00:20:32,623
703 pages...
561
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:37,677
Of businesses and personal resents!
562
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:39,929
[Audience chanting baby bear]
Now, are you ready?
563
00:20:40,095 --> 00:20:43,725
Oh, it's not pre-ripped!
Not at all! Are you ready?
564
00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:44,868
Gay...
565
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,103
Lord's...
566
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,146
Force!
567
00:20:48,312 --> 00:20:50,507
[Crowd cheering]
568
00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:52,692
Yes! Yes!
569
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,411
I will sign your dicks!
570
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:56,914
I will sign all of your dicks!
571
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,823
I don't give a [bleep]!
572
00:20:58,989 --> 00:21:02,827
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