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Satan's power is fierce,
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but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!
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Wolf!
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David!
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Gibraltar!
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Samson!
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Ram!
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For more information
on the Lord's Force,
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visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.
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And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?
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I thought I knew about
every single buff dude.
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No, Samson?
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With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."
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No, no, no. Ram.
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With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.
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That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.
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Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?
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We have to see these buff-ass dudes.
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Tomorrow.
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And we are going.
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And then after we watch the show,
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I'm gonna try out for the force.
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All right, but you know
those guys are like,
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Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?
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Yeah, no, I'm very religulous.
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You know, father, son,
holy... what have you.
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Noah's art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.
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Unconditional love for Jesus Christ.
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Do you guys wanna watch a video
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of a dude blowing his brains out?
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Uh, I do, and I don't.
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Well, we are going to.
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Annie, this is for you and the kids.
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There's no other way.
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Let's just, uh,
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put on some twerk videos
or something, right?
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- Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for DEMAND by antibio
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Brat-dogs.
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- Mm!
- Enjoy. Enjoy
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hey, tickets!
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Who's got some tickets?
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I'll trade you
a beer and a Brat for a ticket.
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Man, I cannot even believe...
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The one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.
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God, we gotta get in there.
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I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.
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For real.
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What're we gonna do?
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We just gotta ask ourselves,
W-W-J-Z-do?
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What would...
What would Jay-Z do?
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- Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.
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♪ He'd rap about it,
and he'd rap about it ♪
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♪ And then he'd
pass the mic to Blake ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, I don't want
the mic, give it to Adam ♪
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♪ I don't need... I don't
want the mic either ♪
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♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪
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♪ It's back to me
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♪ I don't mind that
'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪
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♪ P-E-R, where's my car
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♪ I mean my whip, guys
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♪ Where's my whip, guys
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♪ Rappin', stoppin',
I don't want the mic, Blake ♪
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I don't want it.
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- There you go.
- Thank you much.
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Yeah, we just left our stub...
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Oh, woah. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.
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You need tickets to get in.
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No, they said we actually didn't need
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to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.
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Hate carrying too many stubs around.
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Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters
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try to pull a fast one on me,
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So, why don't you guys go
and, uh, get outta line, please?
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- Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right. You know what?
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We'll come clean.
We never bought tickets.
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We're lying to you,
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which proves we need to get in
there and see the Lord's Force
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so we can become better people
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and not liar people.
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We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.
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I mean, I used to make my, uh,
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G.I. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbor's Barbies.
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Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always tried
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to make my dog have sex with my cat
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'cause I wanted a cat-dog.
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Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,
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- and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.
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When I go to subway,
I ask for a water glass,
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and I always fill it with fresca,
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because I'm a monster, sir.
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Okay, guys you're not gonna get in.
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Now, there's an 8:00 A.M.
service here in the morning.
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You guys come back, you get your
church in that way. All right?
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Now, please get outta the line.
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No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacher
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talk about stupid church stuff.
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' cross
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- over their big ol' heads!
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey!
Now, I'm gonna call security.
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- Now, get outta here!
- Oh.
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- All right.
- Jesus.
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You know what?
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Someday I'm gonna
be on the Lord's Force,
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and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiot
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- for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.
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- Phone book. Rip!
- Show him.
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Just like the Lord's Force!
Just like the Lord's Force!
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Whatever.
You see how far threw that?
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Uh-huh.
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Got muscles.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,
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but you know what?
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In all seriousness,
suck on my, dude!
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♪ And I said, "no, man,
you drive a garbage truck" ♪
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♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪
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♪ And then I take the mic,
and I don't know what to do ♪
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- ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake
- I don't want the...
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Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!
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Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- How you guys doing?
- Good.
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Okay, I'm sorry, they're...
They're a little starstruck.
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I don't get starstruck.
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I saw Tony Shaloub
at the airport one time.
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Didn't even mention Monk.
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Just winked.
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Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?
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No, 'cause we didn't even see it.
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Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.
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Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the head
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and put it on Youtube!
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Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.
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Yeah.
Stay strong, use his power.
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Wait, hang on.
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Um, we're gonna go out for a beer.
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Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.
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I could go for one.
It's been a while.
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You know that's not a good idea.
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Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
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Wait. Uh...
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- No. Hey!
- Adam...
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No, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!
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You guys are my hero
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easy, there, tiger.
Back in your cage.
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buy you a beer?
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One beer.
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- Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!
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So, the I was.
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600 pounds across my back
in front of 10,000 people...
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When I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.
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Only it wasn't the voice of angels.
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Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.
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I bl my eardrums out.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?
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Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.
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- No, come on. Another round.
- No, no, no, no.
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We just got here
we haven't even taken shots yet.
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- Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.
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- Shots?
- You're doing a shot.
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Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
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Everybody!
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- Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Gotta tell you guys,
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this is the most fun
I've had in months
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most fun in my life.
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To new friends!
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New friends!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Hey, now that we're best friends,
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I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone books
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- and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.
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Let us go have a smoke real quick,
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- we'll be right back.
- Yeah thank you so much!
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Thank you so much. You... you have
no idea what this means to me.
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- They're so cool.
- Thank you!
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Dudes, we should go out there
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and smoke a cigarette
with the Lord's Force.
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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.
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And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, "worth it!"
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I've never even smoked a cigarette,
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but here I am, sittin' here,
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talkin' about going to smoke one
with the Lord's Force!
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Yeah! The Lord's Force!
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- Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!
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All right, who's ready to smoke?
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Where's he at?
Where they at?
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Chill out.
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Holy smokes.
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Okay, this isn't a big deal.
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I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?
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Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.
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Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.
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Tss, yeah.
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Probably just checking
each other's breath,
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making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.
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- Yes.
- You know?
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Sure.
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Hey!
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?
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What're you guys doing?
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Okay, it's not what you think.
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Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?
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Well, then what is it?
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It's gay chicken.
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You know, that...
That's what we were doing.
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Just, um, you know.
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Old-fashioned gay chicken.
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Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?
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Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?
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That's where
two totally straight guys
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try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?
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- Yeah, it's like a...
- Oh!
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- See? He just...
- He lost.
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No, I think I won.
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Shut the heck up now!
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Now, listen, it Adam and Eve,
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it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?
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I'll check in with him.
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Uh, oh, Lord...
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Yeah, uh, I got a problem d...
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Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?
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Come on. Really?
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Okay, well, you're the boss.
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Sorry, gays, you're off the Force.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?
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What about Tampa?
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No, this is it, okay?
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Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.
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Now, get your purses outta the van.
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- But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.
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These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.
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- Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.
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- Sorry about Tampa.
- Des...
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Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.
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We just made 'em lose their jobs.
248
00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:13,096
I am not going back to
Duluth to live with my stepmom.
249
00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:15,791
- I'm not.
- No, you're not.
250
00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:18,252
You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.
251
00:08:18,418 --> 00:08:21,862
Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash in.
252
00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:25,718
Oh, everybody get some rest?
253
00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:29,445
- Huh? Here, lemme top you off.
- Thanks.
254
00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:33,516
There you go. And for you.
Right in there.
255
00:08:33,641 --> 00:08:36,020
- Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.
256
00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:37,353
We just wanna take care of our boys.
257
00:08:37,478 --> 00:08:38,521
We're glad to have you here.
258
00:08:38,646 --> 00:08:40,190
And since we do have you here,
259
00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:41,758
uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.
260
00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:44,761
Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.
261
00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:45,988
Yeah.
262
00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:47,597
Hey, we're not gay.
263
00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:50,700
I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.
264
00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,603
No, you guys definitely aren't gay.
265
00:08:53,728 --> 00:08:55,038
- Nobody's saying you're gay.
- No
266
00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:56,791
dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.
267
00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:58,292
Yeah. Exactly.
268
00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,343
Okay, I'm sorry, but...
269
00:09:00,468 --> 00:09:01,629
Maybe I am gay.
270
00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:03,745
What? No.
271
00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,226
All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.
272
00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,929
He's not.
273
00:09:06,948 --> 00:09:09,507
No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.
274
00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,750
Sometimes when I get drunk,
275
00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:12,269
I go to Boston market, I eat chicken.
276
00:09:12,293 --> 00:09:13,541
We're like the same dudes.
277
00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,849
Yeah, you're drunk.
278
00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:16,526
Weird things happen
when you're drunk.
279
00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:19,163
Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.
280
00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:20,462
I thought it was beef jerky.
281
00:09:21,815 --> 00:09:23,333
I don't know, I'm just...
282
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,289
I'm just very confused
about everything right now.
283
00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:27,354
Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.
284
00:09:27,373 --> 00:09:28,616
Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?
285
00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,226
Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,
286
00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:32,135
and then you'll probably hate it,
287
00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:34,409
and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.
288
00:09:34,422 --> 00:09:35,181
There you go.
289
00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,772
One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,
290
00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,153
- and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:41,327
Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.
292
00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,181
Drunk night.
293
00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:44,879
- Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.
294
00:09:44,904 --> 00:09:46,174
- That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.
295
00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:47,566
Let's go eat some eggs or something.
296
00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:48,591
Yup, no feelings there.
297
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,080
- No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.
298
00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:52,584
- Good... what are they...
- Yeah, good...
299
00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:53,812
Wha... why? Why?
300
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:54,872
- Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.
301
00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:56,150
Ahh...
302
00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:57,192
What's going on over here?
303
00:09:57,225 --> 00:10:00,938
Whoa... why?
304
00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:02,772
- My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!
305
00:10:02,897 --> 00:10:04,607
Break it up! Break it up!
Right now!
306
00:10:04,732 --> 00:10:07,777
- Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.
307
00:10:07,944 --> 00:10:11,447
Okay, so...
308
00:10:11,572 --> 00:10:15,151
I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposal
309
00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:16,439
that I was going to give to you guys,
310
00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,815
- and here it is.
- Yes.
311
00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:20,791
Let's start a new rival squad
to the Lord's Force.
312
00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:22,527
We can, uh, work out here,
313
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:25,461
we can even perform
in the front yard...
314
00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:27,196
- Guys... okay...
- Gentlemen?
315
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:29,432
Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,
316
00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:30,467
we'll be here brainstorming.
317
00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,970
What the hell is going on?
318
00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:46,692
♪ Come on, baby
319
00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:50,507
♪ Let's do it tonight
320
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,333
Oh, huh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...
321
00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:55,299
- Come back later.
- And I will.
322
00:10:55,558 --> 00:10:57,435
♪ Come on, baby
323
00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:00,997
oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.
324
00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:02,465
No worries.
325
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:07,780
You guys are showering together?
326
00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:10,216
To conserve water.
Pfft.
327
00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:12,718
Yup.
Very considerate.
328
00:11:12,884 --> 00:11:14,811
What?
329
00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:17,780
You guys have monster.
330
00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,882
Chicks must love sucking those.
331
00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:21,936
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
332
00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:46,293
- Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!
333
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,790
Hey, guys.
334
00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,514
First of all, I just want to say
335
00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:00,890
we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.
336
00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:04,946
Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...
337
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,257
C-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortable
338
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,492
with your comfortableness.
339
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,711
I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,
340
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,317
but be careful.
341
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,440
'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at night
342
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,623
when you're working out,
343
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,684
and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.
344
00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:22,103
Anyway, uh, given, you know,
345
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:25,220
the events of the last day or so,
346
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,455
we've revised the proposal
that we had the other day
347
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,356
to something a little more apropos.
348
00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,736
Adam.
349
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,944
We give you...
350
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,303
- The Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?
351
00:12:36,469 --> 00:12:37,986
The Gaylord's Force.
352
00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:40,355
If you can take
the pain of a man's unit
353
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,324
pressing into your,
354
00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,853
you've got the strength
to do anything.
355
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,250
Is one slogan that we're toying with.
356
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:49,132
You know, I actually
haven't seen this t-shirt,
357
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:50,201
and I don't approve of it.
358
00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:53,332
Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,
359
00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:56,120
so, I should probably
audition for you right now.
360
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,170
Check this out.
361
00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,891
- Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!
362
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,751
Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!
363
00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:05,111
A freakin' phone book!
Let's do this!
364
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:06,148
Give it to 'em, Adam.
365
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,248
I don't have my phone book here.
366
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,271
- I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
- Get the phone book.
367
00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:10,365
Hurry up, hurry up.
368
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,884
So, you see where
we're going with this, right?
369
00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:13,876
It's basically a powerful,
healthy message
370
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,077
that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,
371
00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:17,696
- or, um...
- Mmm...
372
00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:20,345
Okay, what're you doing?
373
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,182
Are you having sex with each other?
374
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,645
We're not having sex.
We're just...
375
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,004
Soaking.
376
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,227
Yeah, but I think this soak
377
00:13:29,249 --> 00:13:31,283
is about to turn into a power wash,
378
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:34,131
so, if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.
379
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,920
Okay, you know what?
380
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,368
I don't mind having you here.
Right?
381
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:41,531
I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the scruin',
382
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,566
and the screamin' when you ejac.
383
00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:47,309
But I need to know if you wanna
be a part this show or not.
384
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,989
'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of his
385
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,811
And get to working!
Do you get me?
386
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,806
Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.
387
00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:56,217
We're interested.
388
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:57,841
- All right.
- Yeah!
389
00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,721
Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.
390
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,681
Oh, man.
391
00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:05,761
This stage is about to be so gay.
392
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,972
- So gay.
- So straight.
393
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,481
Could be. You know?
394
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,730
What the heck do you want, breeder?
395
00:14:15,761 --> 00:14:17,764
Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.
396
00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,393
Well, they're not interested, rev.
397
00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:20,696
You mean they're not interested
398
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:24,006
in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?
399
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,764
Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?
400
00:14:26,795 --> 00:14:28,881
- 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.
401
00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,513
All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're not
402
00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:32,165
going with him,
you're ready to rehearse.
403
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:33,711
- We got a stage.
- You better hope
404
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,110
that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,
405
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:38,191
- 'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.
406
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,433
Reverend Troy needs us back.
407
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,454
You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,
408
00:14:41,473 --> 00:14:42,663
and he was cool with it.
409
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:43,973
We're not like that.
410
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,698
- It was just a phase.
- Pssh.
411
00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:47,004
What'd I say?
412
00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:48,786
These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes.
413
00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:50,594
They're straight dudes.
Wait...
414
00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,483
- Dudes.
- What?
415
00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:55,113
I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktail
416
00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:56,330
out of each other's butts.
417
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,080
Get in the van
418
00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,738
or I'll have Jesus Christ
419
00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:01,282
cut your balls off!
420
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,675
Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?
421
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,317
I'll even put your name on the list.
422
00:15:05,401 --> 00:15:06,501
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man.
423
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,051
I will see you at that show!
424
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,906
We had a business together, Brah.
425
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,955
Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?
426
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,637
- It's a pl... plus...
- It's a plus two?
427
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,518
Is it "plus two," or is it all of us?
428
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,523
Or some of us plus one, or what?
429
00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:21,373
A separate thing?
430
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,179
Is it each of our names individually,
431
00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:25,525
or did you put us into a group?
432
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,194
The Bible says that Satan
433
00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,611
wants to turn the world
into darkness.
434
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,536
But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,
435
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:46,605
has shown us
436
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,640
we can take that darkness...
437
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:53,945
And we can turn it into light!
438
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,085
We are the Lord's Force!
439
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,488
And we are going to murder the devil!
440
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:04,947
Can I hear ya?
441
00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:10,578
Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...
442
00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,664
I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.
443
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,749
I'm talkin' about
444
00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:16,401
David!
445
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,258
Ooh!
446
00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:25,911
I know Noah had a couple of these.
447
00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:27,678
Let's bring out the wolf!
448
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:30,807
Whoo! Yeah!
449
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:34,419
Oh!
450
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,312
Oh, yeah!
451
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,481
Now, last but not least,
452
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,858
I wanna bring out
the twin towers of babel.
453
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:42,527
I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram!
454
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:48,074
Here we come, now.
455
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,784
Yeah
456
00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,953
let's hear it for 'em.
457
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,831
Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!
458
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,958
Now, let's watch these two warriors
459
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:59,478
lift this 1,000-pound cross
460
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,046
above their heads
to the glory of God.
461
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,257
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
462
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:13,933
Come on, guy come on.
463
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,794
Come on, guys, you can do it!
464
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,806
What's the matter, Ram suck
the strength outta your?
465
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:21,212
Come on.
466
00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:23,735
- Don't listen to him, guys,
- Yeah, come on, come on.!
467
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,141
That's all right, folks,
if they don't lift it above their head
468
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,229
you're getting a full refund, okay?
469
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,652
- They're gonna do it.
- They'll get it.
470
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,125
- Have some faith.
- You got this.
471
00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:35,746
Come on!
472
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,333
I should never have asked you
back, you pillow biters.
473
00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:43,012
Show 'em the force.
474
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,227
The Gaylord's force.
475
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,598
Yeah!
476
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:55,234
- Yes!
- They did it!
477
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,676
Aah!
478
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,759
♪ I know that you can find the way ♪
479
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:07,718
♪ You're beautiful to me
480
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:13,868
This is not the show!
You stop that!
481
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,796
Get your tongue out of his mouth!
482
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,567
Sorry 'bout this, gang.
483
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,599
♪ You're beautiful to me
484
00:18:20,527 --> 00:18:21,653
whoo!
485
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,295
Yes! All right!
486
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,233
Yeah!
487
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,868
And we want to announce to everyone
488
00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:32,306
that tomorrow morning,
there will be the first-ever
489
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:35,078
Gaylord's Force at our house!
Everyone's welcome.
490
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,408
They're Gaylords!
491
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,226
- They're our gay friends!
- Whoo!
492
00:18:43,897 --> 00:18:45,617
Hey.
Man, where are they?
493
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,757
Just talked to 'em.
Guess what. They're not comin'.
494
00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:48,944
- What?
- Yeah.
495
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,247
Right now, they're in the car,
496
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,159
driving to Vermont
to start a new life together.
497
00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:55,001
They're gonna open up some kind
of gluten-free cupcake place
498
00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,441
called, "cup gaykes."
499
00:18:57,176 --> 00:18:58,595
Genius name, I know.
500
00:18:58,626 --> 00:18:59,975
What are we gonna do?
501
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,334
Even a straight man,
502
00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:04,856
who's had sex
503
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:08,510
with over five women, can channel...
504
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:13,048
The Gaylord's Force!
505
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:17,933
Whoo!
506
00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:19,415
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
507
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:21,319
Ow.
508
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:22,320
Oh, !
509
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:23,396
Oh, that's hot.
510
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:24,706
That was hot.
511
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:28,578
I am Adam "Baby Bear" Demamp!
512
00:19:30,026 --> 00:19:33,967
I shall summon the power
of all the Gaylords!
513
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,345
Whoo!
514
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,667
Do somethin' different.
515
00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:51,100
Oh, you wanna see me
break a board over my own skull?
516
00:19:57,645 --> 00:19:59,134
Ah...
517
00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:00,625
How'd we do?
518
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:04,770
Pretty good.
Total ticket sales, 285 bucks.
519
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,531
- Oh, get 'em!
- Ha!
520
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,233
But, uh, lemme
calculate something else.
521
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:10,568
- We spent 50 bucks on glitter...
- Okay, okay.
522
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,653
150 for chairs, and then,
like, the stage stuff.
523
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,405
Ah, that sucks.
524
00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:15,407
And then this is the killer.
525
00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:17,042
$300 on the boas,
526
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:20,286
because they just had to be
real ostrich feathers.
527
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,847
- Ram.
- What a diva.
528
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,832
Um, so, all that together,
529
00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:26,151
we are in the hole
for a little bit of money.
530
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,210
All right.
That's terrible.
531
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,623
703 pages...
532
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:36,677
Of businesses and personal resents!
533
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,929
Now, are you ready?
534
00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:42,725
Oh, it's not pre-ripped!
Not at all! Are you ready?
535
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:43,868
Gay...
536
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,103
Lord's...
537
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,146
Force!
538
00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,692
Yes! Yes!
539
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:53,411
I will sign your dicks!
540
00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:55,914
I will sign all of your dicks!
541
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,823
I don't give a!
542
00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:01,827
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