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Previously on "Weeds"...
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I think I was a bad person.
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I don't want to be
like that anymore.
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Okay. Good for you.
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No.
Good for all of us.
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S.E.C.?
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I've heard of you guys.
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Yeah, you guys have
those federal pension plans
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tied in with our midday fund.
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If we go down, you go down.
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What are you girls doing?
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- Packing up.
- Going home.
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Home? Why?
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Because they're
getting back together.
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Did she say that?
She said you were going home?
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You can't go.
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The girls can't go.
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[ Gasps ]
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I no longer choose
to embrace all that you are, Jill.
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You no longer have
my fucking troth!
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Shane:
I'm not in college.
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I'm in the police academy.
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We're criminals.
It's the family business.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I think I want to be a cop.
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Red lines are people
who want you dead for revenge.
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As you can see,
we're mostly red.
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She's so great
at pissing people off.
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Think he'll come back,
try and finish what he started?
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I don't know.
Hope so.
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Give me a chance
to nail the fucker.
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♪ Little boxes
on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes
made of ticky-tacky! ♪
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♪ little boxes
on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes
all the same! ♪
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♪ there's a green one
and a pink one ♪
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♪ a blue one and a yellow one ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky! ♪
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♪ and they all look
just the same ♪
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♪ and the people
in the houses ♪
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♪ all went to the university ♪
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♪ and there's doctors
and lawyers ♪
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♪ and business executives ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky! ♪
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Sync by n17t01, corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Jill: Morning!
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First day back on dry land?
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You need help, or you got it?
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I got it. Thanks.
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Are you [Chuckles]
on roller skates?
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Andy: Yeah.
[ laughs ]
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I'm, uh, coaching
the twins' derby team.
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Their old coach left her family
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for some Floridian fire dancer,
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so I'm stepping up.
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Ah.
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Stevie's playing
with a flyswatter?
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My idea.
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He's been off of video games
for almost 27 minutes.
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Oh. Nice work.
Hi, Stevie.
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Oh, oh!
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There's one over there.
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He stole my wallet.
Go get him.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Um, Shane left you this.
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Wow.
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And I got you...
These.
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Traction socks --
so you don't slip.
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They say "power paws."
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Oh, I must have
grabbed the dog ones.
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Well, I will return them.
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Target gives you 30 days.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is the receipt drawer now.
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Hey!
My garlic press!
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Andy: You hungry?
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Want me to make you something?
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Eggs florentine?
Osso buco?
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Oh, forget it.
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Everything tastes
like black licorice.
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Still?
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Eh, ech.
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Bummers of the miracles
of the brain.
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Jill: Anyway, what else?
What else?
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Oh, your recovery foods
are in the crisper.
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It's mostly blueberries.
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Webmd.
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Uh, I upped the satellite tier
from "family choice"
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to "family choice
plus optimum,"
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the one with
the tennis channel.
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Hmm.
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Mommy, hold still.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Okay. Go play.
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Beep, beep, beep!
Be-boop!
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I think today I'll take
by the TV,
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maybe watch Wimbledon?
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Thanks, Jill.
This is all...
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Good work.
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You -- you made nice.
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Also, um, Andy and I
are at the room
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at the top of the stairs.
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In the same room together --
the two of us.
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Yeah.
That's a thing.
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That's us --
outed.
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Nance?
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Do you hear me?
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Nance? Nance?!
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Silas: Mom?
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Oh, shit.
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I think the bullet's moving.
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Where's Shane?
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Unfortunately,
for my retirement,
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shares of your hedge fund
couldn't buy me lunch
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with a dented hooker.
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What are you talking about?
This is a healthy fund.
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We're looking
at emerging markets.
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Too many words.
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Your fund's
a sinking shitstone.
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Your shareholders might
not be able to add and subtract,
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but this is the S.E.C.
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So you cannot burn my toast
and tell me it's Jesus!
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Plan "A" --
you're fired, he's fired.
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But we don't prosecute.
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If you sign the fund
over to us,
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we find new leadership
and sell 51% to China.
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Plan "B"?
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We all go down holding hands.
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What kind of severance
you offering?
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You can keep your dicks.
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Where do I sign?
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Whit: I gave 18 years
to this place.
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This is bullshit!
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[ Sighs ] Yes, Whit.
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It is all caca bullshit.
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Right, Melnick?
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See, all my life,
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I wanted to be
one of the big boys.
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Buffett,
Icahn... Wilson.
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And now here I am,
top of the pyramid.
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But what I thought
was a game of finesse
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turns out to be one endless
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ass-to-mouth human centipede
of government and business
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that's gonna suck this country
back to the stone age.
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My lips are chapped.
My asshole burns.
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You want to sell our corpse
to Charlie Chan?
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[ Scoffs ] You be my guest.
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I'm out of the game.
You coming, Whit?
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Dude, I'm renovating my kitchen.
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"Whit Tillerman."
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- W-wait a minute!
- No, no, no, no. We're good.
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We're good.
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Chin up, Tillerman.
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Nothing like a good cry
after a tough shit.
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[ Door opens ]
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What just happened?
Did you just...
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[ Door closes ]
Am I on food stamps?
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Fuck no.
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You wait 30 seconds
and then get your coat.
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Silas: Looks like he
netflixed a docuseries
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about these two surfers
who cut themselves
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and then fuck underwater
in a cage
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surrounded by sharks.
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Called... "Bloodfuckers."
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[ Laughs ]
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Um, then he Google-mapped
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an address
in Pennsylvania Dutch Country.
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Okay, okay.
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It's ringing.
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[ Cellphone vibrating ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Tell me what's going on already.
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[ Sighs ]
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Your brother
is going after the shooter.
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The shooter who shot me,
whoever that is.
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[ Sighs ]
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Well...
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At least he has training.
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What?
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Um...
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He sort of joined
the police academy.
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Okay, everybody needs
to stop keeping things from me
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that I need to know.
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I am not a cantaloupe.
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My point is,
he has acquired some new skills.
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Wh-- like what?
Does he have a gun?
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Tim Scottson.
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Isn't that Peter's kid?
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You got to be kidding me.
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Print that address.
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You're driving.
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Let's go, 'witches!
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Whoo, Whoo!
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Andy: Okay, ladies.
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Friendly reminder.
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Observe the oval,
the egg, l'oeuf, love.
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The French
call the egg "love."
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So shall we.
Embody that spirit.
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Keep it clean.
Elbows tucked.
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A lot of moms out there.
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Oh, come on!
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Slit their throats
and break their hearts!
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We want blood!
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Teamwork, heavy eye contact,
good judgment.
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We want blood!
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Come on!
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- Is he drunk?
- No. Just competitive.
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- Jill.
- Scott.
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Didn't think you'd be here.
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Didn't think you'd fuck a guy
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in the middle
of my commitment pledge.
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Our old coach
had a wooden nickel
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we could rub for good luck.
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And then she resigned in shame.
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Okay. Bring it in.
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Dap. Dap. Dap. Dap.
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Dread menace, looking at you
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for some leadership.
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You two, Shay-la-vie.
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Abracadebra.
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You shat on my troth.
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Mm.
It was a nice troth.
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But you had your India.
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Andy's my India.
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I'm sure he was a great lay.
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But he's not stealing my kids.
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Man on P.A. system:
Players to the mark.
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Bring the pain!
Let's go!
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[ Shouts ]
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[ Whistle chirps ]
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Go, go, go!
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[ Cheering ]
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Whoo!
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Ho!
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Dread Menace!
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- Whoo! - That's my girl!
- Ow! My hair tie!
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Next time, I take your tampon!
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Coach!
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Yeah. Gotcha.
Take a seat, Dread Menace.
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You're too rough.
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You call that rough?
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That was a Valentine.
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Oh, come on, coach!
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You can't bench the Dread!
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Who's gonna block?
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Scott:
Bad coaching decision!
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Bad coaching decision!
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Come on!
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Take a seat.
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[ Groaning ]
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Our old coach
would have let her back in.
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Fine.
Sit out your penalty.
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I'll give you one more chance.
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Yeah, that's my girl!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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[ Whistle blows ]
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[ Girls grunting ]
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Aah!
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Ooh! Nice!
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Dread Menace!
[ whistle chirps ]
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Okay, okay.
Now you're done.
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Tim Scottson,
little red-headed twerp.
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He wasn't even on my list.
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- I had Guillermo.
- Guillermo.
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Guillermo.
I had Guillermo, too.
268
00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:01,998
Hey.
A&W restaurant up ahead.
269
00:10:02,032 --> 00:10:03,533
Root beer from the tap.
270
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,001
Yeah, we're not stopping.
271
00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:06,737
Come on.
It'll take 10 minutes.
272
00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:09,940
Silas, your brother is about
to kill someone... else.
273
00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:12,442
He's not gonna kill him.
274
00:10:12,476 --> 00:10:14,477
Too smart for that.
275
00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:16,213
Torture, maybe.
276
00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:17,547
[ Groans ]
277
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:18,748
Medieval shit --
278
00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,217
Spanish donkey, Judas cradle.
279
00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:21,151
[ Sighs ]
280
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,652
I'm just saying,
281
00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:26,456
maybe this kid
deserves 10 minutes with Shane.
282
00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,325
He fucking shot you.
283
00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:33,530
[ Mid-tempo music
plays on radio ]
284
00:10:35,566 --> 00:10:37,834
Oh!
285
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,137
Oh!
286
00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:42,839
Well, the bad news is,
we lost the bout.
287
00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:45,976
The good news is,
everyone gets half a doughnut.
288
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,177
[ All groan ]
289
00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:49,246
You should have let her play.
290
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,647
Now we're under .500.
291
00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:52,583
Goodbye, playoffs.
292
00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:53,950
Hello, failure.
293
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,486
It's just a game.
294
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,555
There are no games
where we come from.
295
00:10:58,589 --> 00:11:00,056
You come from Oakland.
296
00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,658
We come from
just South of Oakland!
297
00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:03,926
Hell?
Maybe you've heard of it?
298
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,060
Scott: Hey, hey.
299
00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:06,495
Who wants to hit the diner?
300
00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,397
Enterprise
upgraded me to a sebring.
301
00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:09,398
Twins: Shotgun!
302
00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:10,799
Mom, you coming?
303
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,435
Jill: Nah, I'm gonna
hang back with Andy.
304
00:11:12,469 --> 00:11:14,237
You guys go.
305
00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:17,006
They're sweet.
306
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,075
Aw, you'll get them next time.
307
00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:20,143
Hmm.
308
00:11:20,177 --> 00:11:23,146
You're great
with the girls. Really.
309
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,614
Oh.
310
00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:28,618
Our old coach made us popsicles
out of hi-C fruit punch.
311
00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,823
Was your mom the old coach?
312
00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:36,526
[ Sobs ]
313
00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,202
Oh.
314
00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:47,203
Hi.
315
00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:48,204
Hi.
316
00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,639
Can I help you or...
317
00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:50,640
Yeah.
318
00:11:50,674 --> 00:11:52,709
We're old friends of Tim's,
319
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:55,311
and we were just passing through
on our way to Gettysburg,
320
00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:57,481
and we were just --
321
00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,149
is he here? Tim?
322
00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:00,251
Timmy?
323
00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:01,819
Timoth...y?
324
00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:05,323
Oh, I'm afraid not,
but he should be back soon.
325
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,324
I'm Tula.
326
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,792
- Nancy.
- Mike.
327
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,729
Um, do you --
do you guys want to come in?
328
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,831
I mean, he should be back
from work any minute.
329
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:13,831
I have water.
330
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,644
So, uh...
331
00:12:26,678 --> 00:12:28,846
what's that smell?
332
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,348
Are you baking a pie?
333
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,716
I don't think so.
334
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,818
So, how did you two meet?
335
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,587
Well, he saved me
from the rape barn
336
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:39,390
back when it was
still made of wood.
337
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,859
Mm.
338
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,928
Oh.
Did you see this?
339
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,396
This was Tim's dad's.
340
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,098
Tim lost him at an early age.
341
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:49,001
So sorry to hear that.
342
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,270
Yeah.
That'll mess a kid up.
343
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,338
I know.
344
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,173
He's lucky he
turned out so fine.
345
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,509
His mom, though --
she's a psycho.
346
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,546
Tim sure has a lot of shoes.
347
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,281
Oh, those aren't shoes.
348
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,749
Those are his rabbits.
349
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,252
Well, they were
when they were alive.
350
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,889
I told him they shouldn't
bake in the sun like that,
351
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,791
but, you know,
he's not a listener.
352
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:11,792
Uh, there's 12.
353
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:13,493
They're all named Peter.
354
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:15,463
Just, um, don't pet them.
355
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,565
He --
he doesn't like that.
356
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:19,434
He named them all Peter?
357
00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:22,104
You know,
like Peter the rabbit?
358
00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,640
Hold, please. Need rest.
359
00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:27,477
Has anyone been around today?
360
00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:30,313
Anyone at all?
Someone named Shane?
361
00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:31,814
Well, no.
362
00:13:31,849 --> 00:13:34,818
No, not that I can say.
363
00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:38,722
Although one of Timothy's
new friends stopped by earlier,
364
00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:40,691
uh, to go hunting with him.
365
00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:42,660
I let him borrow Tim's gun.
366
00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:45,730
That's weird.
367
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:48,967
That is weird.
368
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,468
Tim's gun.
369
00:13:50,503 --> 00:13:52,203
Tim's gun.
370
00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:56,074
"Project runway."
371
00:13:56,109 --> 00:13:58,309
Anyway, it's deer season,
372
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,578
and he --
he promised me the rib meat.
373
00:14:00,613 --> 00:14:03,581
So, this guy that came by,
you don't know him at all?
374
00:14:03,616 --> 00:14:05,717
Well, he just looked like
375
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,687
all of Tim's other
non-albino friends.
376
00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:10,789
You know, kind of shifty, uh,
377
00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:14,826
quiet, dead eyes, trustworthy.
378
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,061
Mm.
379
00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:18,030
I-I'm sorry.
What time did you say it was?
380
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,097
It's strange.
381
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:20,932
H-he should be home by now.
382
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,267
H-he's never late.
383
00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:24,536
Uh, I think we should get going.
384
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:27,806
How did you say
that you knew Timothy again?
385
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,575
He shot her in the head.
386
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:31,476
Silas!
387
00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:34,046
Tried to kill her
two months ago.
388
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,047
Come on, mom.
389
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:52,898
I don't know
if I can do this anymore.
390
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,167
Where'd you say
he worked again?
391
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,641
Sorry I benched you.
392
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:02,942
Sorry we lost.
393
00:15:02,976 --> 00:15:04,911
What is this?
394
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,412
My mea culpa.
395
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,750
Limited-edition copy
of Roller Girl cinematic opus
396
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,051
"Kansas City bomber."
397
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:13,786
Turn it over.
It's signed.
398
00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:15,888
"Dear Taylor,
follow your dreams,
399
00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,290
"be nice to Andy.
400
00:15:17,324 --> 00:15:19,426
"He's not trying
to replace your father.
401
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,094
Raquel Welch."
402
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,429
[ Scoffs ]
403
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,264
What?
What's the matter?
404
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,134
I'm not Taylor.
I'm Shayla.
405
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,069
Duh. No dreadlock.
406
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,637
Taylor's in the kitchen.
407
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,242
Wow.
408
00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:37,244
You're both feeling
kind of dark today, huh?
409
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:40,014
What you making there,
number two?
410
00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:42,450
I'm baking your shoes.
411
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,551
What?
412
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,587
When we lose,
we burn your shoes.
413
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,388
Both: When we lose,
we burn your shoes.
414
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:49,357
When we lose,
we burn your shoes.
415
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:50,525
Andy: Oh, shit!
416
00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:52,060
Shayla, where -- where --
417
00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:53,294
where'd your mother
move the oven mitts to?
418
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:54,763
I'm not Shayla.
I'm Taylor.
419
00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:56,364
Well, who's who?
I can't tell.
420
00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:57,365
Who's the good twin?
421
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:01,369
I am.
422
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,208
Not cool!
423
00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,242
Not cool!
424
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:08,977
I have eight toes!
425
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,579
Footwear
is super-selective for me!
426
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,582
Hey. Here's 50 bucks.
427
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:16,451
Take them to the Claire's
at the mall.
428
00:16:16,486 --> 00:16:18,920
Buy them earrings or something.
429
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:20,689
Just buy their love.
430
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:23,058
You're Andy.
You can do this.
431
00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:27,896
Okay. I'm on it.
432
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:32,200
Six-inch
or foot... long?
433
00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:36,071
Just make me a sandwich.
434
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:40,776
You're supposed to tell her
about the specials, Timmy.
435
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,845
[ Sighs ] Uh...
436
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,546
- You get a --
- Louder.
437
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,281
You're not going home
until you get this right.
438
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:49,717
Um, you...
get a free medium soda
439
00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:53,621
if you buy any two flatbreads.
440
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,892
What kind of meat?
441
00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,494
Doesn't matter.
442
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,528
Turkey.
443
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,765
Can't taste anything anyway.
444
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:03,966
Um...
445
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,534
Veggies?
446
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,102
Load me up.
447
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,937
[ Clears throat ]
448
00:17:08,972 --> 00:17:12,307
Is that how we do lettuce,
Scottson?
449
00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:15,810
Um, cheese?
450
00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:17,645
Whatever.
451
00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:19,179
[ Sighs ] Avocado?
452
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:21,448
You're supposed to
let them know that's extra.
453
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,283
Will you shut up?
He's trying.
454
00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:29,289
- Do you want the avocado?
- No. Move on.
455
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:31,324
Light sauce or full flavor?
456
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,126
Surprise me.
457
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,002
That'll be $4.95.
458
00:17:45,072 --> 00:17:47,941
Get in my car
before I call your mother.
459
00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,147
Come on, man.
Give me a hint.
460
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,915
Another hedge fund?
Private equity?
461
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,450
Uh, we starting our own firm?
462
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:58,852
Nah, that's chump change.
463
00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:00,386
You're thinking like a mouse.
464
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:01,387
Think like a king.
465
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:02,722
Hello, Mr. Doug.
466
00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:03,857
Hola, Miguel.
467
00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:05,359
It's Maria.
468
00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:06,660
[ Chuckles ] I don't know, man.
469
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,660
I-I give up.
470
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,395
After you.
471
00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:11,397
[ Chuckles ]
472
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:16,870
Push the red blinking light.
473
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,011
[ Beep ]
Maria: Hello.
474
00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:26,780
You have reached the
Douglas S. Wilson foundation,
475
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:31,518
a 501(C)3
nonprofit organization.
476
00:18:31,552 --> 00:18:32,853
[ Beep ]
477
00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:34,421
We're starting a charity?
That does what?
478
00:18:34,456 --> 00:18:36,924
I don't know, but last week,
479
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:40,127
Vehement donated
a buttload of money to it.
480
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,128
Holy shit.
481
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,296
Charities?
482
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,398
Yes!
483
00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:47,568
[ Laughs ]
484
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:54,976
My brother took your gun,
and we don't know where he is.
485
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:57,446
And he's killed before.
486
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,748
So...
487
00:18:59,783 --> 00:19:01,117
if I were you,
488
00:19:01,151 --> 00:19:02,251
I would keep your head
below the windows.
489
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:09,125
Shane? It's mom!
490
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,993
Can we talk
491
00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:14,697
before you do something
incredibly stupid?
492
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:20,303
Tim: Hey.
Check this out.
493
00:19:20,337 --> 00:19:23,072
Bitches be crazy, huh?
494
00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:27,877
I need some air.
495
00:19:33,684 --> 00:19:34,951
[ Sighs ]
496
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:37,220
[ Car door closes ]
497
00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:40,223
Okay.
Why are you here?
498
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:42,758
I'm a sandwich artist.
499
00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:46,195
You are a 19-year-old
from Agrestic, California.
500
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,997
You should be in college.
501
00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:49,398
This is Freaktown.
502
00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:51,434
What are you doing here?
503
00:19:51,468 --> 00:19:53,669
You're supposed to be dead.
504
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,605
Or at least vegetative.
505
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:58,575
Yeah, well,
I'm a walking miracle.
506
00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:01,243
And I'm trying to protect you.
507
00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:02,244
Oh.
508
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:04,347
I can take care of myself.
509
00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,115
My dad taught me independence.
510
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,250
Oh, no. Wait.
511
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:09,018
He ended up in a drain pipe.
512
00:20:09,053 --> 00:20:12,188
I heard that.
513
00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:13,723
You know, I hope one day
514
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,325
someone gives you
some fresh roses
515
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,360
and you sneeze
and the bullet in your brain
516
00:20:17,395 --> 00:20:19,663
moves 1/8 inch to the right
517
00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:22,600
and you see blue
and you smell cheese
518
00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:23,701
and you die.
519
00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:30,708
Your father
was a complicated man.
520
00:20:30,742 --> 00:20:32,677
He was a hero.
521
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:34,078
I didn't even kill him.
522
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:36,147
It was the Armenians
and Heylia.
523
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:37,448
Do your homework.
524
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,317
You can't even
say you're sorry!
525
00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:40,485
[ Car door opens ]
526
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:41,686
What are you doing?
527
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,254
[ Car door closes, opens ]
528
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:44,289
Get out of the car.
529
00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:45,523
Uh, no.
530
00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:46,791
T-that rifle
has a 1/2-mile range on it.
531
00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:54,064
Tim: Okay.
All right. All right.
532
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:57,434
Look, you need
to fix your life.
533
00:20:57,469 --> 00:21:00,103
It sucks you had to grow up
without a dad.
534
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:03,606
But that is not an excuse
to act like a psychopath.
535
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,608
Are you listening, Shane?!
536
00:21:05,642 --> 00:21:08,410
Shooting me did not
solve your problems.
537
00:21:08,445 --> 00:21:10,546
Please!
I have a girlfriend.
538
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,948
How about that?
539
00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:13,883
I told her about
the assassination attempt.
540
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,185
She was pretty mad.
541
00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:16,920
She might not be there anymore.
542
00:21:16,955 --> 00:21:18,255
I-I need to get home.
543
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,190
You have to
pay attention, okay?
544
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:23,027
I can't be responsible
for another messed-up kid.
545
00:21:23,061 --> 00:21:24,929
Unlock the door.
Please. Open.
546
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:28,299
Bury the rabbits.
Pack up your car.
547
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,468
Stop fucking the Amish.
548
00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:32,703
Become a nutritionist, okay?
549
00:21:32,737 --> 00:21:34,471
These are my conditions.
550
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:36,240
Then you can get back
in the car,
551
00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:38,275
we can talk about
how to fix this, okay?
552
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,710
Okay.
553
00:21:39,744 --> 00:21:40,911
All right.
554
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:42,379
Okay. Can I borrow
some gas money?
555
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:44,614
If you give me a hug.
556
00:21:44,649 --> 00:21:45,682
Bitch.
557
00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:47,384
Yeah, well...
558
00:21:58,997 --> 00:22:00,631
Scott: Andy.
559
00:22:00,665 --> 00:22:02,199
What the fuck are you doing?
560
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,635
What the fuck
is he doing here?
561
00:22:04,669 --> 00:22:07,738
You were supposed to
take them to the mall!
562
00:22:07,773 --> 00:22:09,640
Balls!
Balls to the mall!
563
00:22:09,675 --> 00:22:11,809
- What's on your feet?
- Dog socks.
564
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:14,278
Textured socks for dogs.
565
00:22:14,312 --> 00:22:15,279
Why?
566
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:16,813
I'm supposed to return those!
567
00:22:16,848 --> 00:22:19,216
[ Screams ]
568
00:22:21,452 --> 00:22:23,052
Jill: You won't even
notice it --
569
00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:24,654
sewing it right back in.
570
00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:26,756
What the heck
you doing to my kid?
571
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,258
Please.
She started it.
572
00:22:28,292 --> 00:22:29,359
Don't cut my kid's hair.
573
00:22:29,393 --> 00:22:30,660
It's her hair.
574
00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:32,628
Whoa, what's with
all the hostility?
575
00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:34,596
Did you learn nothing in India?
576
00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:35,831
Jill: Scott.
577
00:22:35,865 --> 00:22:37,366
Dad, break his face!
578
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,600
Shayla:
Yeah! We want blood!
579
00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:39,601
No, we don't!
580
00:22:39,635 --> 00:22:40,735
Scott: Come on.
581
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,771
He's not gonna fight.
582
00:22:42,805 --> 00:22:44,372
L'oeuf. The egg.
583
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:45,941
The French egg.
584
00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:47,375
[ Smooching ]
585
00:22:49,177 --> 00:22:50,277
Ow!
Did you --
586
00:22:50,312 --> 00:22:51,479
dad, make a fist!
587
00:22:51,513 --> 00:22:53,214
Don't you know how to punch?
588
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,049
- Andy, hit him in the face!
- No!
589
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,118
- No face!
- Ow! Fucker!
590
00:22:57,152 --> 00:22:58,719
Taylor:
No more slapping!
591
00:22:58,753 --> 00:22:59,820
Geez, dad,
you got sand in your pooter?
592
00:22:59,855 --> 00:23:01,055
Hey! No "pooter"!
593
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,289
Oh, God --
594
00:23:02,324 --> 00:23:03,457
What are you doing?!
595
00:23:03,491 --> 00:23:05,926
Don't --
don't throw.
596
00:23:06,561 --> 00:23:08,862
- Hey! Hey!
- We hate you both!
597
00:23:09,865 --> 00:23:11,299
Girls...
598
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,501
- You ungrateful little shits!
- ...I am trying, okay?
599
00:23:13,535 --> 00:23:16,036
- Yes, I admit it.
- You think the sebring was for me?
600
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,838
- I forged the signature.
- Wrong!
601
00:23:17,872 --> 00:23:19,640
Do you think you're the reason
we're separated?
602
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:21,642
- Guess what -- you're right.
- Come on. It's Raquel Welch.
603
00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:23,678
- What did you expect? - But this divorce
does not give you the carte blanche
604
00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:25,946
- to wear black eye shadow and give up
your virginity... -What am I to her?
605
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,280
- Like she's gonna respond if I just put
it in the regular mail? - ...to ethnics!
606
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:28,715
You know what?
607
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,350
I'm glad he cut off that
filthy little rat tail!
608
00:23:30,385 --> 00:23:31,452
Scott?
609
00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:33,220
I've been to Mumbai,
just got back,
610
00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:34,988
and little girls over there
are selling their hair
611
00:23:35,023 --> 00:23:37,057
for money and then
pooping in the river!
612
00:23:37,091 --> 00:23:38,392
Do you even hear
what you're saying?
613
00:23:38,426 --> 00:23:39,293
No. You know what?
614
00:23:39,327 --> 00:23:40,795
I'm not even close to done, Jill!
615
00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:42,563
You think we wanted twins?
616
00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:43,564
Oh, Scott --
617
00:23:43,598 --> 00:23:45,333
We wanted one kid.
Uno.
618
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,435
- You know what I said when I
saw the sonogram? - Scott?
619
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,404
"Screw this.
Let's abort and get a boat."
620
00:23:49,438 --> 00:23:52,473
God! I am saying
very horrible things.
621
00:23:52,508 --> 00:23:53,842
This isn't me.
622
00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:56,578
Twins, I apologize.
623
00:23:56,612 --> 00:23:59,381
I got to go back to Calcutta
and get away from all this crap.
624
00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:01,049
You'll hear
from my lawyer, Jill.
625
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,751
I'll be back in the fall.
626
00:24:03,786 --> 00:24:08,790
In the meantime, girls...
Listen to Andy.
627
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,691
[ Door opens ]
628
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:17,532
Go to your room.
629
00:24:17,566 --> 00:24:19,167
[ Sighs ]
630
00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:20,768
[ Sighs ]
631
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:27,341
She left us, Peter, Peter,
Peter, Peter, Peter --
632
00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:31,345
You're welcome.
633
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,380
Tim, pack up what you need
634
00:24:33,415 --> 00:24:35,249
and go straight to California.
635
00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:36,717
Come on.
No stopping.
636
00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:39,119
Did it hurt getting shot?
637
00:24:39,153 --> 00:24:41,021
I don't -- I don't
really remember, honey.
638
00:24:41,055 --> 00:24:42,622
Just trying to prepare myself.
639
00:24:42,657 --> 00:24:43,757
They have
really good doctors now.
640
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,058
Come on. Let's go.
[ knock on door ]
641
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,662
Go in the bathroom.
Go in the bathroom!
642
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,596
Go! Go! Go!
643
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,434
Great. She took her
fucking toothbrush.
644
00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:56,437
Where is he?
645
00:24:56,472 --> 00:24:57,905
Shane.
646
00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:01,309
Jesus, this place makes my shack
look like the Taj Mahal.
647
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:02,911
[ Police radio chatter ]
Yeah. Go ahead.
648
00:25:04,447 --> 00:25:06,715
Mr. scottson,
we have a warrant.
649
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,918
The state of Connecticut
has placed you under arrest
650
00:25:08,952 --> 00:25:10,853
for the attempted murder
of Nancy Botwin.
651
00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:13,255
This is sergeant Jensen,
OSPD, arresting officer,
652
00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:16,625
and officer Thurgood Notgood,
local jurisdiction.
653
00:25:16,659 --> 00:25:18,193
Uh, he didn't do it.
654
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,162
He didn't.
He has an alibi.
655
00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:21,563
Ask his girlfriend.
656
00:25:21,598 --> 00:25:23,666
He was b-baking
his girlfriend a pie.
657
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,435
We have the gun
and the shell casings.
658
00:25:26,469 --> 00:25:27,669
And guess what.
659
00:25:27,704 --> 00:25:29,471
The carpet matched the drapes.
660
00:25:29,506 --> 00:25:31,073
You found my pubic hair?
661
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,042
I'm not pressing charges.
662
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:35,677
Anything above manslaughter
goes straight to the D.A.
663
00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:36,911
It's not your call.
664
00:25:36,946 --> 00:25:38,012
Ma'am, step aside, please.
665
00:25:39,281 --> 00:25:40,949
It's okay.
666
00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:44,086
Jensen: Ma'am, please.
667
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,288
[ Siren wailing ]
668
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:51,594
You have the right
to remain silent.
669
00:25:51,628 --> 00:25:53,495
You have the right
to an attorney.
670
00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:55,263
Anything you say can and will
be used against you
671
00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:57,132
in a court of law.
672
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,001
These kids --
they make one mistake,
673
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:01,202
and it follows them
their whole lives.
674
00:26:01,237 --> 00:26:04,506
If cannot afford an attorney,
one will be appointed for you.
675
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,841
Hey.
676
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,275
Smile, mom.
677
00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:09,277
He's trying to impress you.
678
00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:10,979
[ Police radio chatter ]
679
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:18,385
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
680
00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:28,962
♪ Oh, no, look in the mirror ♪
681
00:26:28,996 --> 00:26:32,632
♪ it's the five-o ♪
682
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,168
♪ I shouldn't have smoked
so much weed ♪
683
00:26:35,203 --> 00:26:37,671
♪ I shouldn't have done
so much blow ♪
684
00:26:37,705 --> 00:26:43,678
♪ don't you know sometimes ♪
685
00:26:43,712 --> 00:26:46,581
♪ that's how I roll ♪
686
00:26:53,723 --> 00:26:56,091
[ song continues on radio ]
687
00:26:56,126 --> 00:26:57,526
[ Siren wails ]
688
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,363
What's with all the cops?
689
00:27:00,397 --> 00:27:01,931
Drive, Larry.
Drive!
690
00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:03,465
[ Engine turns over ]
691
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,201
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