1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,583 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:01,617 --> 00:00:02,614 I want weed. 3 00:00:02,734 --> 00:00:05,387 I hear you get great shit from Afghanistan. 4 00:00:07,656 --> 00:00:09,866 Oh, you're the assholes who jacked the pot. 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,556 Do her. Don't do her. 6 00:00:11,591 --> 00:00:12,831 Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:12,865 --> 00:00:15,205 We celebrate the closing of escrow on this, 8 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,509 the Botwin-Price-Gray family compound. 9 00:00:19,846 --> 00:00:21,485 I'm in the police academy. 10 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:23,186 We're criminals. It's the family business. 11 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:24,489 What the fuck are you doing? 12 00:00:24,523 --> 00:00:25,825 I think I want to be a cop. 13 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,262 But you're not off the rails. 14 00:00:27,296 --> 00:00:28,831 You're here, and I'm here, 15 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:30,398 and we're both in the "dead daddy" club. 16 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:31,900 Kindred spirits. 17 00:00:31,934 --> 00:00:35,071 When is your mother coming back? I need her help. 18 00:00:35,105 --> 00:00:37,075 I'm about to run out of supply, and I can't -- 19 00:00:41,886 --> 00:00:45,189 People don't change. It's bullshit! 20 00:00:45,223 --> 00:00:48,595 Are you on roller skates? 21 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:51,530 Yeah. I'm, uh, coaching the twins' derby team. 22 00:00:51,564 --> 00:00:53,698 Andy and I are at the room at the top of the stairs. 23 00:00:53,733 --> 00:00:55,800 In the same room together -- the two of us. 24 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:57,468 Do you hear me? 25 00:00:57,502 --> 00:01:00,940 Oh, shit. I think the bullet's moving. 26 00:01:54,741 --> 00:02:04,981 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 27 00:02:30,044 --> 00:02:32,646 Is someone out there? 28 00:02:32,681 --> 00:02:35,349 Hello? 29 00:03:46,089 --> 00:03:48,257 - I get it. Duck. - Hey, kiddo. 30 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:50,159 I like these pictures you drew. 31 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:53,163 Naked mole rat? He's obsessed. 32 00:03:53,197 --> 00:03:55,065 Oh, yeah. What is a naked mole rat? 33 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:57,334 It's like a hairless rodent. It looks like an al-- 34 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:59,670 Oh, could you please let him answer? 35 00:03:59,704 --> 00:04:03,474 Now, who wants breakfast tacos, mystery man? 36 00:04:03,508 --> 00:04:05,309 Tiny feet? 37 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:06,811 How about today... 38 00:04:06,845 --> 00:04:11,482 You and I go and see a real naked... 39 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:13,517 Mouse thing? 40 00:04:13,552 --> 00:04:15,186 You're taking him to the zoo? 41 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,322 You know, it's such a nice day out. 44 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,830 You could rent a motorized wheelchair. 45 00:04:25,864 --> 00:04:27,298 Lenny used to do it at Disneyland 46 00:04:27,332 --> 00:04:28,766 so he could cut the lines. 47 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,101 What if he falls and cracks his head open? 48 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:31,836 I'll take him to the hospital. 49 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,705 It's amazing what they can do for head injuries these days. 50 00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:36,040 I slept 18 hours last night. 51 00:04:36,074 --> 00:04:37,308 Very jealous. 52 00:04:37,342 --> 00:04:39,877 Oh, yeah? You got insomnia, Nance? 53 00:04:39,911 --> 00:04:41,612 Ambien. 54 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:44,215 Gives you freaky dreams, but you'll sleep like a baby. 55 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:45,783 How about this? We all go. 56 00:04:45,817 --> 00:04:47,651 No, I need some alone time with him. 57 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:50,288 And I've been doing exercises. I can handle it. 58 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:51,956 Exercises? 59 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,658 I haven't seen you exercise since you've been back. 60 00:04:53,692 --> 00:04:55,159 Mm-hmm. 61 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,996 I stretch the stretchy thing... 62 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:00,765 Squeeze the ball. I'm taking him. 63 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:08,272 What's next? 64 00:05:08,306 --> 00:05:11,709 Are you gonna frisk the sink, arrest the toilet? 65 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:14,912 Nah, maybe I'll just bust up the grow house. 66 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,415 Us both living here. It's nuts, right? 67 00:05:17,449 --> 00:05:19,651 I'm not actually gonna bust you. 68 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,786 - No, but you could. - Not really. 69 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,389 I can't even write parking tickets yet. 70 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:28,227 Yeah, well, one day. 71 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,162 One day marijuana will be legal, 72 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,830 and you and mom can buy a kiosk at the Danbury mall. 73 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:34,065 Until then, I'd hang heavier drapes in the grow house 74 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,201 or a black shower curtain. 75 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:38,704 Thanks for the advice... 76 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,038 Copper. 77 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,142 No prob, perp. 78 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,359 Hey! Hey! 79 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,563 What are you doing? This is my paper. 80 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,265 It was your paper. 81 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,066 But you forfeited that right when your giant horse-dog 82 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,801 Play-doh'd all over my front porch. 83 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:11,803 My dog does not shit on brick. 84 00:06:11,837 --> 00:06:15,607 She's a grass shitter, sometimes wood chips. 85 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,709 Wade, dear, you forgot to take your Lexapro. 86 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:20,712 Later, mother. I'm busy! 87 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:22,547 You still live with your mother? 88 00:06:22,581 --> 00:06:24,048 Just get off our property. 89 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,883 Like this child? 90 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,752 Where's she going, huh? She's not going anywhere. 91 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:30,420 She's like you. 92 00:06:30,455 --> 00:06:32,823 Oh, great! 93 00:06:32,857 --> 00:06:35,626 Ah, kismet. 94 00:06:37,161 --> 00:06:38,495 Shit foot. 95 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,407 I'm looking up directions to the zoo. 96 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:52,477 We still need to talk about the police academy. 97 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:54,979 I stand by my love of Steve Guttenberg. 98 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,815 It's a very dangerous profession. 99 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,683 On any given day, you can be shot. 100 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,853 - I've already been shot. - You know what I mean. 101 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,223 Personally, I thought puppeteer was a good fit for you. 102 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,861 But maybe that's the kind of job you can only do in Europe. 103 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,129 Did he tell you? 104 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:10,664 He's flexing in front of a mirror 105 00:07:10,699 --> 00:07:12,633 with one of those cop stick things. 106 00:07:12,668 --> 00:07:14,502 Billy club? Truncheon? 107 00:07:14,536 --> 00:07:17,471 We'll talk about this when I get back. 108 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,707 Stevie, come on! Let's go! 109 00:07:21,576 --> 00:07:24,045 I can't talk right now. 110 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:26,247 I'm not calling for you. I'm calling for your mother. 111 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:30,818 It's Kiku. 112 00:07:30,852 --> 00:07:32,986 Hello? 113 00:07:33,021 --> 00:07:34,021 Question. 114 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,789 Are you recovered yet? 115 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,793 I... can chew with my mouth closed. 116 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:40,460 Do sudoku. 117 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:43,897 Great. I think I might be in kind of, um, like, a situation? 118 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:46,633 My friend India who's a model from Sri Lanka 119 00:07:46,668 --> 00:07:48,702 gave me the name of this dealer 120 00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:51,238 named Jersey who lives in Staten Island. 121 00:07:51,273 --> 00:07:52,973 So I'm at his place, 122 00:07:53,008 --> 00:07:55,176 and this is really not a healthy business environment. 123 00:07:57,045 --> 00:08:00,014 Are you buying or what? 124 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:02,750 Can you come here? 125 00:08:02,784 --> 00:08:04,218 I'm hanging out with my kid today. 126 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,055 Is bubble hash like a more expensive version of weed? 127 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:11,825 Oh, do not buy bubble hash. 128 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,493 Wait. You're cutting out. 129 00:08:13,528 --> 00:08:15,428 - Did you say buy the bubble hash? - No! 130 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:19,199 Fucking Staten Island! 131 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:21,368 - Look, I've sent you a car. - No! 132 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,905 Kiku, hello? 133 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:29,677 Oh, my God. 134 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:39,754 So, we have to take a tiny detour through Staten Island, 135 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:43,591 which probably has tons of odd... 136 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,027 Patchy-haired rodents. 137 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,333 Right. Dumb idea. 138 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:54,436 Old-me idea. 139 00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:56,705 Um, Jill, can you...? 140 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:59,908 Yes. Of course I can. I'd love to. 141 00:08:59,942 --> 00:09:03,245 Ohh, I love the zoo. 142 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:04,947 I love spending time with you. 143 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:06,648 We're gonna have so much fun. 144 00:09:06,683 --> 00:09:09,284 It's gonna be the best day ever. Rawr, rawr! 145 00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:13,087 Uh, I have to help a friend, 146 00:09:13,122 --> 00:09:16,157 but how about tonight we have a special dinner 147 00:09:16,192 --> 00:09:18,193 and you can sit next to me? 148 00:09:18,227 --> 00:09:19,594 How does that sound? 149 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,129 Okay? 150 00:09:21,163 --> 00:09:25,467 Andy, can you cook, uh... The... 151 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:29,404 The thing with the -- 152 00:09:29,439 --> 00:09:31,573 the squid and the spices? 153 00:09:31,608 --> 00:09:33,275 I can't... 154 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:35,210 Uh... Uh, no, I can't. 155 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,646 I have derby practice tonight. 156 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,414 Oh, fine. 157 00:09:39,449 --> 00:09:42,050 Well, we'll order in. 158 00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:01,804 Um, I'm wearing a sports bra. 159 00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:03,339 O-okay... 160 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:05,941 I just thought I should warn you. 161 00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:09,178 There's no hook. Some guys get confused. 162 00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:12,815 Also, in college, I thought maybe I was asexual. 163 00:10:12,849 --> 00:10:16,551 But it turns out I just suck at intimacy. 164 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:18,153 I think it's a generational -- 165 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,496 Um, um, do you have plans tonight? 166 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,831 Are you asking me out while your hand is on my boob? 167 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:32,201 Only to dinner, if you want, at my mom's house. 168 00:10:32,235 --> 00:10:34,036 You want me to meet your mom? 169 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,005 She's pretty cool, actually. You're a lot alike. 170 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:37,439 She's really intense. 171 00:10:37,473 --> 00:10:41,443 That's a perversely sweet thing to say. 172 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:44,879 Yeah, I'll come tonight. 173 00:10:44,913 --> 00:10:46,347 Cool. 174 00:10:46,381 --> 00:10:47,715 Cool. 175 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:01,896 Hi. 176 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,331 Uh, had a few questions. 177 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,434 Yeah, shoot. 178 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:10,906 This indoor weed strain I'm working on -- 179 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,941 it's really strong, but it has a kind of low yield. 180 00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:14,943 Do you have any nutrient solutions 181 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:16,845 that might help force more buds? 182 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,615 We sell, quote, "gardening supplies." 183 00:11:20,649 --> 00:11:22,517 You're a hydroponic supply store. 184 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,019 Does New Jersey have a different definition -- 185 00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:27,422 I think what my friend here is trying to say 186 00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:29,390 is that he's reducing his food bill this month 187 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:31,526 by growing cherry tomatoes 188 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,396 in a safe and totally non-profit home environment. 189 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:35,864 Yes, he is over 21, 190 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:38,099 and, no, he doesn't have a criminal record. 191 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,901 Do you? 192 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,877 Connoisseur combo pack. 193 00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:52,413 Thanks, Mike. I'll ring him up. 194 00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:54,249 - You work here? - Part-time. 195 00:11:54,283 --> 00:11:56,218 Let me guess. West coast? 196 00:11:56,252 --> 00:11:59,587 Oh, well, I live in Connecticut, but I'm from California. 197 00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:02,291 Fucking love Cali! Not that I've been. 198 00:12:02,325 --> 00:12:04,660 But I've read everything by Didion. 199 00:12:04,694 --> 00:12:06,428 I went through a phase where I was obsessed with 1960s surfing movies. 200 00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:07,663 Way more lax than East coast. 201 00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:08,898 Do you play ping-pong? 202 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:11,734 Wait, don't answer that. R.J. 203 00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:14,637 Silas. 204 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:24,013 Kiku's gonna leave now, okay? 205 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,182 Nah. She promised to buy some of my product. 206 00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:28,318 - I did not promi-- - Fuck! You did! 207 00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:31,687 Your product is not what she's supposed to be selling. 208 00:12:31,722 --> 00:12:34,724 We're not hash people. It's a taste thing. 209 00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,226 It's different spices... Of life. 210 00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:38,361 I have to sit. 211 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,595 Are you okay? 212 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:40,930 Why didn't you just call Demetri? 213 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:42,598 He refused to sell to me. 214 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:45,468 I'm missing a day with my kid, okay? 215 00:12:45,502 --> 00:12:50,172 What makes you think that I'm just gonna let y'all walk out of here? 216 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,376 I'm tired, had a hard few months, 217 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,411 eaten a lot of jell-o, 218 00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:59,816 discovering -- don't want to be doing this anymore. 219 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,418 Whole reason I hired you. 220 00:13:01,452 --> 00:13:05,722 I'm really grateful you're gonna let us go, 221 00:13:05,756 --> 00:13:09,326 so I'd like to offer you these -- 222 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,095 prescription pain-killers. 223 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,596 There's a few left. 224 00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:14,999 I don't want pills. That shit's addictive. 225 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,901 Well, what do you want? 226 00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:20,571 What you think of her cane? 227 00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,973 Uh... 228 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:25,509 It's simple... 229 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,244 but festive. 230 00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,053 Get ready to start. 231 00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:40,223 He wrote "yellow team base." 232 00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:43,025 What's base? 233 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:45,661 That looks like a volcano. 234 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:48,096 I don't know if this is a good time to bring this up, 235 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,765 but me and Silas -- 236 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,934 Oh, no. ♪ la la la la la ♪ Stop talking. 237 00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,735 He's like Christian Grey without the money. 238 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,103 It's pretty fucking hot. 239 00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,237 I don't know who Christian Grey is. 240 00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:57,272 I don't care. 241 00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:58,539 Silas is a grown man. 242 00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:00,642 Speaking of grown men. 243 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:01,743 Hey. 244 00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:03,811 Hang on a sec. 245 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,517 Oh, with his idiot entourage. 246 00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:11,920 Wonderful. 247 00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:15,391 Could you give me a -- Just go away for a sec? 248 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,260 You don't call. 249 00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:19,628 You don't write. 250 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:20,930 I was in the brig. 251 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,865 What, they don't have mail there? 252 00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,266 What about you? 253 00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:26,336 You only call me when you need something? 254 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,538 Send your little high-heel tottering underlings? 255 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:30,407 I was shot in the head. 256 00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:31,941 Oh, cut the bullshit. 257 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,643 Just... 258 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:36,813 You're fucking somebody else, right? 259 00:14:36,847 --> 00:14:38,482 Shot in the head... 260 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,250 For real, okay? What? 261 00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:41,585 Holy shit. 262 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,155 Just sell to Kiku, okay? 263 00:14:44,189 --> 00:14:46,390 She needs weed. Please sell her your weed. 264 00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,993 War's winding down. 265 00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:50,429 Most of my guys have shipped home already, anyway, 266 00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:53,432 and even if I could get my hands on supply for you -- 267 00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:55,367 which I'm not saying that I can -- 268 00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:56,801 but even if I did, 269 00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:59,137 I would have to grease so many local palms 270 00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,605 that you and posh spice over there 271 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,176 couldn't even begin to afford that kind of olive oil. 272 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,843 Palm oil? 273 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:09,112 I got you, sexy dealer lady! 274 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:12,749 - What the fuck are you doing?! - What did I do? 275 00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,585 She's got a bullet in her head! 276 00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:15,986 You point a fucking laser gun at her? 277 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,188 Fucking idiot! 278 00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,590 I didn't know she took a bullet, man! 279 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,626 - How was I supposed to know that?! - What's happening? Is she hemorrhaging? 280 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,662 You okay? Hey, can you hear me? 281 00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,130 I can do mouth-to-mouth. 282 00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,398 I can do it. 283 00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:28,968 I can do it -- with my dick. 284 00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,503 - What? - No overhead. 285 00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:32,171 What? 286 00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,507 Cash up front on time. 287 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,642 That's the... 288 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:39,445 best offer you're gonna get. 289 00:15:41,515 --> 00:15:43,716 All right. 290 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,484 I'll deal with you. 291 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,787 But you don't get my heart this time. 292 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,988 Just business. 293 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,225 Hey. You okay? 294 00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:54,760 Everyone keeps asking me that. 295 00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,428 "Are you okay? Are you okay?" 296 00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:58,130 You know, maybe people are concerned. 297 00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,565 Maybe people should mind their own business. 298 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,901 ...Has taken damage. Game over. 299 00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:06,004 Please proceed to exit. 300 00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:10,543 I knew it. 301 00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:14,112 I'm... just taking inventory! 302 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,914 In case there's a hurricane. 303 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,250 You are cooking a gigantic love feast for Nancy. 304 00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:21,019 Family love feast, and I called Elizabitch, 305 00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:23,388 and she's cool to cover derby practice for tonight. 306 00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:25,023 The girls hate Elizabitch. 307 00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,725 She always sticking them in the penalty box! 308 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,260 Yeah, it's called "compromise." 309 00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:29,962 First zoo and now paella. 310 00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,197 I actually like you, Andy -- like, grown-up like you, 311 00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,266 like I'm co-parenting with you, 312 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,869 not to mention the fact that your cock does magical things. 313 00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,905 But all of a sudden, Nancy springs back to life, 314 00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:42,942 and she's got the gimpy leg and her needy eyes, 315 00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:44,443 and I don't know. 316 00:16:44,477 --> 00:16:46,111 Suddenly, you're cooking for her, you're distant. 317 00:16:46,146 --> 00:16:47,947 You haven't even once asked me 318 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:49,549 how am I feeling about the whole Scott situation, 319 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,718 which, by the way, is freaking me out. 320 00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:53,519 I need to know that you are actually in this thing with me, 321 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,254 not just sticking your toe in the water. 322 00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,722 I only have eight toes. 323 00:16:56,756 --> 00:17:00,359 Hey. Come on. 324 00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,361 Come on. 325 00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:04,630 Mmm. 326 00:17:04,664 --> 00:17:07,633 Hey, what are we doing? 327 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,135 We got, like, a good thing going on. 328 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,572 Let's not ruin it by overthinking. 329 00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:16,809 That was the most artfully noncommittal phrase ever. 330 00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,910 - No. - Yes. 331 00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:19,678 No. Maybe. 332 00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:20,913 I don't know. 333 00:17:22,782 --> 00:17:24,216 You have company. 334 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,419 That's him. 335 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:29,021 Sir, did you graffiti this dog? 336 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:30,456 Hmm. 337 00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:33,026 She must have taken a nap on one of my day-glo paintings, 338 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,695 where I wrote those letters backwards. 339 00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:35,929 It's very post-modern. 340 00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:36,997 Liar. 341 00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,732 Gilda only naps on pillows. 342 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,134 What kind of name is Gilda? 343 00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:41,302 My grandmother's name. 344 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,703 Oh. 345 00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,606 And does your grandmother also shit and run? 346 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,841 She's dead. 347 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,609 And she was a state senator! 348 00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:49,845 John, help me out here, please. 349 00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:51,780 Mm, technically, I can't write him up 350 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:54,149 for spray-painting a dog. 351 00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:57,153 Quote, "it is illegal to paint a cow or a short-haired goat," 352 00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:58,654 Old Sandwich ordinance 81-3. 353 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:00,689 It doesn't say anything about dogs. 354 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,693 Now, what about trespassing on someone's yard and making caca? 355 00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,795 Oh, that's a $200 fine. 356 00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:07,964 He can't prove shit about shit! 357 00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,332 Well, got to go. 358 00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:11,367 Feel a bowel movement coming on myself. 359 00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:12,635 You have a nice day, now. 360 00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:15,205 Oh, fuck you, Wilson! 361 00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,107 Fuck you! 362 00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:24,181 Do you use bat guano? 363 00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:26,616 No. No, should I? 364 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,452 Oh, yeah. It helps with the root development. 365 00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:31,855 I use Peruvian, but you can use Jamaican or Indonesian. 366 00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:33,891 - Mike, the spitter -- he sells both. - Cool. 367 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:37,194 Yeah, I've heard of people making, uh, nutrient tea 368 00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:39,462 with, like, worm castings and -- 369 00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,497 Hey. Can you lock up the grow house tonight? 370 00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:42,865 Why? 371 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,334 I'm having someone over -- a girl. 372 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:47,169 Are you having a play date? 373 00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,870 Hey, I'm R.J. 374 00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:52,407 I need to borrow this. 375 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:56,344 I'm setting up surveillance to catch someone named Gilda. 376 00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:01,650 So, is your brother in security? 377 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:05,888 No. He's a... cadet. 378 00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,356 ROTC? 379 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,659 Police academy. 380 00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:13,995 But in the city, though, not in Connecticut. 381 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,597 Dude, that is seriously fucked up! 382 00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:17,332 No. It's... 383 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,234 It's cool. I mean, we make it work. 384 00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,303 Yeah, for now, but wait till he has a badge 385 00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,605 and friends in every department in New York City. 386 00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:27,074 Do you know what that kind of power does to somebody? 387 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:29,510 Dude, if my brother was becoming a cop, I'd be terrified. 388 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,878 I'd change my name to Vladimir. 389 00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,880 But, hey, that's just me, 390 00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:36,551 you know, and my brother's an asshole. 391 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,357 I set up four night-vision cameras -- 392 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,126 two over the garage and two in the front. 393 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,227 Plus motion detectors. 394 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:47,695 You owe me 300 bucks. 395 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,230 Where's Stevie? 396 00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,965 Oh, Nance. 397 00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,634 Hey, decided to cook after all, 398 00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:54,302 just a few courses -- compromise, right? 399 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:58,473 Mom, this is Angela. Angela, Nancy. 400 00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,575 It's so neat to meet you. 401 00:20:00,609 --> 00:20:03,078 What a neat surprise. 402 00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,346 I invited her to dinner. 403 00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:09,884 Um, where's Stevie? 404 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,187 In 405 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,894 I told her not to. 406 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,598 Poor guy. 407 00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:25,100 He loved the Komodo dragon exhibit, 408 00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:27,802 but I think he might be allergic to lions. 409 00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:30,438 His nose started to run. 410 00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,174 I gave him dimetapp. 411 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,843 Knocked him right out. 412 00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:37,446 Oh! What a shot! 413 00:20:38,648 --> 00:20:41,683 So, you're also a cop? 414 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:44,854 Yep -- third-generation. 415 00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,355 It's funny. 416 00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:49,157 In gym class growing up, Shane couldn't do a pull-up. 417 00:20:49,191 --> 00:20:52,828 Had to do that 30-second chin hang with the girls. 418 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,997 Yeah, well, Silas is unemployed. 419 00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:56,632 Self-employed. 420 00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,200 He worked as a bellhop once. 421 00:20:58,235 --> 00:21:01,370 Why were we working at a hotel? 422 00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:03,706 On the run because of... 423 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,107 That mexicunt, right? 424 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:07,543 The one Shane hit? 425 00:21:07,577 --> 00:21:09,312 What, no hit? No hitting? 426 00:21:09,346 --> 00:21:11,314 Cunt? Bad word? 427 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,150 I'd like to welcome everyone 428 00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:18,888 to the Botwin-Price-Gray family dinner -- take 2, 429 00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:20,723 continuing 430 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:24,227 Where we left off before we were so rudely interrupted 431 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:25,862 by a .22-caliber bullet. 432 00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:29,899 Angela, R.J., welcome. 433 00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:33,036 I haven't really spoken to either of you yet, 434 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:34,571 but I'm -- I'm so glad 435 00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,708 my sons felt comfortable bringing you here -- 436 00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:41,178 will feel comfortable bringing people here. 437 00:21:41,213 --> 00:21:44,548 As life goes on... 438 00:21:44,582 --> 00:21:47,284 gets more complicated, 439 00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:49,220 roads diverge, 440 00:21:49,254 --> 00:21:52,190 I love you both so much -- 441 00:21:52,224 --> 00:21:54,125 all three of you, actually, 442 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:57,495 because there was supposed to be three of my sons at this table, 443 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,697 but Jill put Judah to bed. 444 00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:01,866 So... 445 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,202 What? 446 00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:08,706 You mean Stevie? 447 00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:09,841 What did I say? 448 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,942 You said, "Judah." 449 00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:12,577 No, I didn't. 450 00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:14,145 Yeah. 451 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,018 No. 452 00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,929 Nance? Pants. 453 00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,597 What's going on? What's wrong with her? 454 00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:34,198 I don't know! How would I know?! 455 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:36,400 I told her not to go, didn't I? Didn't I? 456 00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:38,736 You're both so completely irresponsible. 457 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:41,039 Perfect. Go for it. Let it all out -- again. 458 00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,707 Andy, it's called communication. 459 00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:44,509 It's called dimetapp. 460 00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:46,644 It's called drugging a child to mask your own insecurities. 461 00:22:46,678 --> 00:22:48,112 I'm gonna go pick up the girls from practice. 462 00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:49,214 Do not follow me. 463 00:22:49,248 --> 00:22:51,482 We're done, Andy! 464 00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,651 Uh, Mrs. Botwin, are you okay? 465 00:22:53,686 --> 00:22:55,653 Huh? Uh-huh. 466 00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:57,255 - Wade, no! - Eat shit, Wilson! 467 00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:58,556 Oh! 468 00:22:58,591 --> 00:22:59,657 Oh, what the fuck?! 469 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:03,595 Ohh. 470 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,065 What? I didn't throw shit at you. 471 00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,433 Oh, narc. 472 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,635 Technically, "narc" refers to the narcotics unit. 473 00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:11,337 Fine, you want to be a cop? 474 00:23:11,371 --> 00:23:13,406 You want to get high on your own power? Enjoy. 475 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,174 What? Silas, wait. 476 00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,781 Yeah, definitely shit. 477 00:23:24,285 --> 00:23:26,352 Ambien? 478 00:23:41,368 --> 00:23:45,537 I collapsed at laser tag. 479 00:23:47,507 --> 00:23:50,175 There were all these... strobe lights. 480 00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,445 Well, you're allowed to show a little vulnerability, I think. 481 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,748 And... 482 00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:01,586 ...I forgot his name. 483 00:24:01,621 --> 00:24:03,488 Oh, you did. 484 00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:07,826 But your brain is still reorganizing itself. 485 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,895 Great. 486 00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:13,565 So Stevie will have a zombie for a mother. 487 00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,233 There. You got it right -- Stevie. 488 00:24:16,502 --> 00:24:18,270 That was mean what Jill did. 489 00:24:18,304 --> 00:24:21,006 I think she was lashing out at me, not you -- 490 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,909 even though I chose her this morning. 491 00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:26,511 And then I chose you, the family. 492 00:24:26,546 --> 00:24:31,016 Why does commitment have to be exclusive, huh? 493 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:34,252 Anyway, I'll be sleeping on the window bench tonight, so... 494 00:24:36,422 --> 00:24:39,124 ...if you want to talk... 495 00:24:53,272 --> 00:24:55,373 Mommy? 496 00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:58,008 Yes, sweetie? 497 00:24:59,945 --> 00:25:01,845 I can't sleep. 498 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:04,848 Aww. 499 00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,749 You know what? 500 00:25:06,784 --> 00:25:08,651 Me neither. 501 00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:19,394 Hey, can you keep a secret? 502 00:25:19,429 --> 00:25:23,931 All right. 1, 2, 3. 503 00:26:26,259 --> 00:26:29,127 You are mine, Gilda, you delicious day-glo'd bitch. 504 00:26:32,432 --> 00:26:34,599 What the fuck? 505 00:26:50,893 --> 00:27:01,392 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com