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Previously on "Weeds"...
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I want weed.
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I hear you get great shit
from Afghanistan.
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Oh, you're the assholes
who jacked the pot.
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Do her.
Don't do her.
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Oh, yeah.
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We celebrate the closing
of escrow on this,
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the Botwin-Price-Gray
family compound.
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[ Gunshot ]
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I'm in the police academy.
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We're criminals.
It's the family business.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I think I want to be a cop.
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But you're not off the rails.
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You're here, and I'm here,
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and we're both
in the "dead daddy" club.
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Kindred spirits.
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When is your mother coming back?
I need her help.
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I'm about to run out of supply,
and I can't --
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[ gasps ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Gasps ]
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People don't change.
It's bullshit!
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Are you [chuckles]
on roller skates?
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Yeah. I'm, uh, coaching
the twins' derby team.
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Andy and I are at the room
at the top of the stairs.
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In the same room together --
the two of us.
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Do you hear me?
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Oh, shit.
I think the bullet's moving.
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes
made of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes all the same ♪
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♪ there's a green one
and a pink one ♪
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♪ and a blue one
and a yellow one ♪
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♪ they're all made
out of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ and they all look
just the same ♪
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[ Hooting ]
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♪ And the people in the houses ♪
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♪ all went to the university ♪
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♪ where they were put in boxes,
and they came out all the same ♪
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♪ they're all made out
of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ and they all look
just the same ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Dog barking in distance ]
[ Gasps ]
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Is someone out there?
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Hello?
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Footsteps ]
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[ Rustling ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Grunts ]
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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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- I get it. Duck.
- Hey, kiddo.
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I like these pictures you drew.
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Naked mole rat?
He's obsessed.
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Oh, yeah.
What is a naked mole rat?
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It's like a hairless rodent.
It looks like an al--
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Oh, could you please
let him answer?
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Now, who wants breakfast tacos,
mystery man?
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Tiny feet?
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How about today...
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You and I go and see
a real naked...
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Mouse thing?
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You're taking him to the zoo?
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You know,
it's such a nice day out.
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Oh, Nance, he's a runner.
You can't keep up.
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Sure, I can.
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You could rent
a motorized wheelchair.
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Lenny used to do it
at Disneyland
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so he could cut the lines.
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What if he falls
and cracks his head open?
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I'll take him to the hospital.
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It's amazing what they can do
for head injuries these days.
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I slept 18 hours last night.
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Very jealous.
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Oh, yeah?
You got insomnia, Nance?
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[ Pills rattle ] Ambien.
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Gives you freaky dreams,
but you'll sleep like a baby.
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How about this?
We all go.
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No, I need some alone time
with him.
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And I've been doing exercises.
I can handle it.
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Exercises?
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I haven't seen you exercise
since you've been back.
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Mm-hmm.
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I stretch the stretchy thing...
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Squeeze the ball.
I'm taking him.
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[ Chuckles ] What's next?
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Are you gonna frisk the sink,
arrest the toilet?
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Nah, maybe I'll just
bust up the grow house.
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Us both living here.
It's nuts, right?
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I'm not actually
gonna bust you.
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- No, but you could.
- Not really.
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I can't even write
parking tickets yet.
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Yeah, well, one day.
[ Toilet flushes ]
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One day
marijuana will be legal,
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and you and mom can buy a kiosk
at the Danbury mall.
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Until then, I'd hang heavier
drapes in the grow house
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or a black shower curtain.
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Thanks for the advice...
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Copper.
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[ Chuckles ] No prob, perp.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey! Hey!
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What are you doing?
This is my paper.
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It was your paper.
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But you forfeited that right
when your giant horse-dog
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Play-doh'd all over
my front porch.
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My dog does not shit on brick.
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She's a grass shitter,
sometimes wood chips.
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Wade, dear,
you forgot to take your Lexapro.
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Later, mother.
I'm busy!
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You still live
with your mother?
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Just get off our property.
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Like this child?
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Where's she going, huh?
She's not going anywhere.
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She's like you.
[ Squishing ]
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Oh, great!
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Ah, kismet.
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Shit foot.
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[ Door closes ]
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I'm looking up directions
to the zoo.
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We still need to talk
about the police academy.
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I stand by my love
of Steve Guttenberg.
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It's a very dangerous
profession.
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On any given day,
you can be shot.
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- I've already been shot.
- You know what I mean.
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Personally, I thought puppeteer
was a good fit for you.
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But maybe that's the kind of job
you can only do in Europe.
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Did he tell you?
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He's flexing in front
of a mirror
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with one of those
cop stick things.
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Billy club? Truncheon?
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We'll talk about this
when I get back.
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Stevie, come on!
Let's go!
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[ Cellphone rings, beeps ]
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I can't talk right now.
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I'm not calling for you.
I'm calling for your mother.
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It's Kiku.
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Hello?
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Kiku: Question.
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Are you recovered yet?
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I... can chew
with my mouth closed.
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Do sudoku.
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Great. I think I might be in
kind of, um, like, a situation?
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My friend India
who's a model from Sri Lanka
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gave me the name of this dealer
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named Jersey
who lives in Staten Island.
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So I'm at his place,
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and this is really not a healthy
business environment.
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[ Dart thuds ]
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Are you buying or what?
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Can you come here?
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I'm hanging out
with my kid today.
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[ Sighs ]
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Is bubble hash like a more
expensive version of weed?
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Oh, do not buy
bubble hash.
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Wait.
You're cutting out.
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- Did you say buy the bubble hash?
- No!
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Fucking Staten Island!
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[ Crackling ] - Look, I've sent you a car.
- No!
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[ Crackling ]
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Kiku, hello?
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Oh, my God.
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So, we have to take a tiny
detour through Staten Island,
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which probably has tons
of odd...
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Patchy-haired rodents.
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Right.
Dumb idea.
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Old-me idea.
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Um, Jill, can you...?
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Yes. Of course I can.
I'd love to.
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Ohh, I love the zoo.
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I love spending time with you.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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It's gonna be the best day ever.
Rawr, rawr!
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Uh, I have to help a friend,
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but how about tonight
we have a special dinner
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and you can sit next to me?
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How does that sound?
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Okay?
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Andy, can you cook, uh...
The...
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The thing with the --
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the squid and the spices?
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I can't...
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Uh...
Uh, no, I can't.
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I have derby practice tonight.
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Oh, fine.
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Well, we'll order in.
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Um, I'm wearing a sports bra.
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O-okay...
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I just thought
I should warn you.
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There's no hook.
Some guys get confused.
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Also, in college,
I thought maybe I was asexual.
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But it turns out
I just suck at intimacy.
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I think it's
a generational --
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[ moans ]
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Um, um, do you have
plans tonight?
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Are you asking me out
while your hand is on my boob?
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Only to dinner, if you want,
at my mom's house.
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You want me to meet your mom?
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She's pretty cool, actually.
You're a lot alike.
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She's really intense.
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That's a perversely sweet
thing to say.
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Yeah, I'll come tonight.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Both chuckle ]
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[ Chimes jingle,
mid-tempo music plays ]
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Hi.
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Uh, had a few questions.
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[ Spits ]
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Yeah, shoot.
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This indoor weed strain
I'm working on --
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it's really strong,
but it has a kind of low yield.
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Do you have any
nutrient solutions
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that might help
force more buds?
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[ Spits ]
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We sell, quote,
"gardening supplies."
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You're a hydroponic
supply store.
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Does New Jersey have
a different definition --
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I think what my friend here
is trying to say
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is that he's reducing
his food bill this month
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by growing cherry tomatoes
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in a safe and totally non-profit
home environment.
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Yes, he is over 21,
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and, no, he doesn't have
a criminal record.
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Do you?
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[ Spits ]
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Connoisseur combo pack.
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Thanks, Mike.
I'll ring him up.
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- You work here?
- Part-time.
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Let me guess.
West coast?
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Oh, well, I live in Connecticut,
but I'm from California.
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Fucking love Cali!
Not that I've been.
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But I've read
everything by Didion.
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I went through a phase where I was
obsessed with 1960s surfing movies.
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Way more lax than East coast.
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Do you play ping-pong?
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Wait, don't answer that.
R.J.
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Silas.
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[ Dog barking, siren wails ]
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Kiku's gonna leave now, okay?
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Nah. She promised to buy
some of my product.
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- I did not promi-- [ Glass shatters ]
- Fuck! You did!
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Your product is not what
she's supposed to be selling.
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We're not hash people.
It's a taste thing.
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It's different spices...
Of life.
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I have to sit.
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Are you okay?
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Why didn't you
just call Demetri?
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He refused to sell to me.
260
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:45,468
I'm missing a day
with my kid, okay?
261
00:12:45,502 --> 00:12:50,172
What makes you think that I'm just
gonna let y'all walk out of here?
262
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,376
I'm tired,
had a hard few months,
263
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,411
eaten a lot of jell-o,
264
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:59,816
discovering -- don't want
to be doing this anymore.
265
00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,418
Whole reason I hired you.
266
00:13:01,452 --> 00:13:05,722
I'm really grateful
you're gonna let us go,
267
00:13:05,756 --> 00:13:09,326
so I'd like
to offer you these --
268
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,095
prescription pain-killers.
269
00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,596
There's a few left.
270
00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:14,999
I don't want pills.
That shit's addictive.
271
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,901
Well, what do you want?
272
00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:20,571
What you think of her cane?
273
00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,973
Uh...
274
00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:25,509
It's simple...
275
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,244
but festive.
276
00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:28,846
[ Chuckles weakly ]
277
00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:35,551
[ Alarm blares ]
278
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,053
Woman:
Get ready to start.
279
00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:40,223
He wrote
"yellow team base."
280
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:43,025
What's base?
281
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:45,661
That looks like a volcano.
282
00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:48,096
I don't know if this is
a good time to bring this up,
283
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,765
but me and Silas --
284
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,934
Oh, no. ♪ la la la la la ♪
Stop talking.
285
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,735
He's like Christian Grey
without the money.
286
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,103
It's pretty fucking hot.
287
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,237
I don't know
who Christian Grey is.
288
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:57,272
I don't care.
289
00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:58,539
Silas is a grown man.
290
00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:00,642
Speaking of grown men.
291
00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:01,743
Hey.
292
00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:03,811
Hang on a sec.
293
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,681
[ Lasers zapping ]
294
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,517
Oh, with his idiot entourage.
295
00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:11,920
Wonderful.
296
00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:15,391
Could you give me a --
Just go away for a sec?
297
00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:16,926
[ Laser zaps ]
298
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,260
You don't call.
299
00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:19,628
You don't write.
300
00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:20,930
I was in the brig.
301
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,865
What, they don't have
mail there?
302
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,266
What about you?
303
00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:26,336
You only call me
when you need something?
304
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,538
Send your little high-heel
tottering underlings?
305
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:30,407
I was shot in the head.
306
00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:31,941
Oh, cut the bullshit.
307
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,643
Just...
308
00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:36,813
You're fucking
somebody else, right?
309
00:14:36,847 --> 00:14:38,482
Shot in the head...
310
00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,250
For real, okay?
What?
311
00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:41,585
Holy shit.
312
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,155
Just sell to Kiku, okay?
313
00:14:44,189 --> 00:14:46,390
She needs weed.
Please sell her your weed.
314
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,993
War's winding down.
315
00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:50,429
Most of my guys have shipped
home already, anyway,
316
00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:53,432
and even if I could get my hands
on supply for you --
317
00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:55,367
which I'm not saying
that I can --
318
00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:56,801
but even if I did,
319
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:59,137
I would have to grease
so many local palms
320
00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,605
that you and posh spice
over there
321
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,176
couldn't even begin to afford
that kind of olive oil.
322
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,843
Palm oil?
323
00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:09,112
I got you, sexy dealer lady!
324
00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:10,947
[ Laser zapping ]
325
00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:12,749
- What the fuck are you doing?!
- What did I do?
326
00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,585
She's got a bullet in her head!
327
00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:15,986
[ Distorted ] You point
a fucking laser gun at her?
328
00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,188
Fucking idiot!
329
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,590
I didn't know
she took a bullet, man!
330
00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,626
- How was I supposed to know that?!
- What's happening? Is she hemorrhaging?
331
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,662
You okay?
Hey, can you hear me?
332
00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,130
I can do mouth-to-mouth.
333
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,398
I can do it.
334
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:28,968
I can do it -- with my dick.
[ Laughs ]
335
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,503
- What?
- Nancy: No overhead.
336
00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:32,171
What?
337
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,507
Cash up front on time.
338
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,642
That's the...
[ Breathing heavily ]
339
00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:39,445
best offer you're gonna get.
340
00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:41,480
[ Sighs ]
341
00:15:41,515 --> 00:15:43,716
All right.
342
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,484
I'll deal with you.
343
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,787
But you don't get
my heart this time.
344
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,988
Just business.
345
00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:51,290
[ Breathes deeply ]
346
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,225
Hey. You okay?
347
00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:54,760
Everyone keeps asking me that.
348
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,428
"Are you okay?
Are you okay?"
349
00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:58,130
You know,
maybe people are concerned.
350
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,565
Maybe people should mind
their own business.
351
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,901
Woman: ...Has taken damage.
Game over.
352
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:06,004
Please proceed to exit.
353
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:10,543
I knew it.
354
00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:14,112
I'm... just taking inventory!
355
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,914
In case there's a hurricane.
356
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,250
You are cooking a gigantic
love feast for Nancy.
357
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:21,019
Family love feast,
and I called Elizabitch,
358
00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:23,388
and she's cool to cover
derby practice for tonight.
359
00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:25,023
The girls hate Elizabitch.
360
00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,725
She always sticking them
in the penalty box!
361
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,260
Yeah, it's called
"compromise."
362
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:29,962
First zoo and now paella.
363
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,197
I actually like you, Andy --
like, grown-up like you,
364
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,266
like I'm co-parenting
with you,
365
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,869
not to mention the fact that
your cock does magical things.
366
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,905
But all of a sudden,
Nancy springs back to life,
367
00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:42,942
and she's got the gimpy leg
and her needy eyes,
368
00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:44,443
and I don't know.
369
00:16:44,477 --> 00:16:46,111
Suddenly, you're cooking
for her, you're distant.
370
00:16:46,146 --> 00:16:47,947
You haven't even once asked me
371
00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:49,549
how am I feeling about
the whole Scott situation,
372
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,718
which, by the way,
is freaking me out.
373
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:53,519
I need to know that you are
actually in this thing with me,
374
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,254
not just sticking your toe
in the water.
375
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,722
I only have eight toes.
376
00:16:56,756 --> 00:17:00,359
Hey. Come on.
377
00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,361
Come on.
378
00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:04,630
Mmm.
379
00:17:04,664 --> 00:17:07,633
Hey, what are we doing?
380
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,135
We got, like,
a good thing going on.
381
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,572
Let's not ruin it
by overthinking.
382
00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:16,809
That was the most artfully
noncommittal phrase ever.
383
00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,910
- No.
- Yes.
384
00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:19,678
No. Maybe.
385
00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:20,913
I don't know.
386
00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:22,748
[ Doorbell rings ]
387
00:17:22,782 --> 00:17:24,216
You have company.
388
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,419
Wade: That's him.
389
00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:29,021
Sir, did you graffiti this dog?
390
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:30,456
Hmm.
391
00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:33,026
She must have taken a nap
on one of my day-glo paintings,
392
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,695
where I wrote
those letters backwards.
393
00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:35,929
It's very post-modern.
394
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:36,997
Liar.
395
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,732
Gilda only naps on pillows.
396
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,134
What kind of name is Gilda?
397
00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:41,302
My grandmother's name.
398
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,703
Oh.
399
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,606
And does your grandmother
also shit and run?
400
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,841
She's dead.
401
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,609
And she was a state senator!
402
00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:49,845
John, help me out here, please.
403
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:51,780
Mm, technically,
I can't write him up
404
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:54,149
for spray-painting a dog.
405
00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:57,153
Quote, "it is illegal to paint
a cow or a short-haired goat,"
406
00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:58,654
Old Sandwich ordinance 81-3.
407
00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:00,689
It doesn't say anything
about dogs.
408
00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,693
Now, what about trespassing on
someone's yard and making caca?
409
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,795
Oh, that's a $200 fine.
410
00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:07,964
He can't prove shit about shit!
411
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,332
Well, got to go.
412
00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:11,367
Feel a bowel movement
coming on myself.
413
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:12,635
You have a nice day, now.
414
00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:15,205
Oh, fuck you, Wilson!
415
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,107
Fuck you!
416
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:18,241
[ Dog barks ]
417
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:24,181
[ Sniffs ]
Do you use bat guano?
418
00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:26,616
No.
No, should I?
419
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,452
Oh, yeah. It helps with
the root development.
420
00:18:29,486 --> 00:18:31,855
I use Peruvian, but you can use
Jamaican or Indonesian.
421
00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:33,891
- Mike, the spitter -- he sells both.
- Cool.
422
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:37,194
Yeah, I've heard of people
making, uh, nutrient tea
423
00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:39,462
with, like,
worm castings and --
424
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,497
Hey. Can you lock up
the grow house tonight?
425
00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:42,865
Why?
426
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,334
I'm having someone over --
a girl.
427
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:47,169
Are you having a play date?
428
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,870
Hey, I'm R.J.
429
00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:52,407
I need to borrow this.
430
00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:56,344
I'm setting up surveillance
to catch someone named Gilda.
431
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:01,650
So, is your brother
in security?
432
00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:05,888
No. He's a... cadet.
433
00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,356
ROTC?
434
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,659
Police academy.
435
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:13,995
But in the city, though,
not in Connecticut.
436
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,597
Dude, that is
seriously fucked up!
437
00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:17,332
No. It's...
438
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,234
It's cool.
I mean, we make it work.
439
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,303
Yeah, for now,
but wait till he has a badge
440
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,605
and friends in every department
in New York City.
441
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:27,074
Do you know what that kind
of power does to somebody?
442
00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:29,510
Dude, if my brother was becoming
a cop, I'd be terrified.
443
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,878
I'd change my name to Vladimir.
444
00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,880
But, hey, that's just me,
445
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:36,551
you know,
and my brother's an asshole.
446
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,453
[ Chuckles ]
447
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,357
I set up four
night-vision cameras --
448
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,126
two over the garage
and two in the front.
449
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,227
Plus motion detectors.
450
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:47,695
You owe me 300 bucks.
451
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,230
Nancy: Where's Stevie?
452
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,965
Andy: Oh, Nance.
453
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,634
Hey, decided to cook after all,
454
00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:54,302
just a few courses --
compromise, right?
455
00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:58,473
Mom, this is Angela.
Angela, Nancy.
456
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,575
It's so neat to meet you.
[ Chuckles ]
457
00:20:00,609 --> 00:20:03,078
What a neat surprise.
458
00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,346
I invited her to dinner.
459
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:09,884
Um, where's Stevie?
460
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,187
In [sighs]
461
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,894
I told her not to.
462
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,598
Poor guy.
463
00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:25,100
He loved
the Komodo dragon exhibit,
464
00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:27,802
but I think he might be
allergic to lions.
465
00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:30,438
His nose started to run.
466
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,174
I gave him dimetapp.
467
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,843
Knocked him right out.
468
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:37,446
Announcer:
Oh! What a shot!
469
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,614
[ Cheers and applause ]
470
00:20:38,648 --> 00:20:41,683
So, you're also a cop?
471
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:44,854
Yep -- third-generation.
472
00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,355
It's funny.
473
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:49,157
In gym class growing up,
Shane couldn't do a pull-up.
474
00:20:49,191 --> 00:20:52,828
Had to do that 30-second
chin hang with the girls.
475
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,997
Shane: Yeah, well,
Silas is unemployed.
476
00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:56,632
Self-employed.
477
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:58,200
He worked as a bellhop once.
478
00:20:58,235 --> 00:21:01,370
Why were we working at a hotel?
479
00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:03,706
On the run because of...
480
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,107
That mexicunt, right?
481
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:07,543
The one Shane hit?
482
00:21:07,577 --> 00:21:09,312
What, no hit?
No hitting?
483
00:21:09,346 --> 00:21:11,314
Cunt? Bad word?
484
00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:12,382
[ Glass clinks ]
485
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,150
I'd like to welcome everyone
486
00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:18,888
to the Botwin-Price-Gray
family dinner -- take 2,
487
00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:20,723
continuing [chuckles]
488
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:24,227
Where we left off before
we were so rudely interrupted
489
00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:25,862
by a .22-caliber bullet.
490
00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:29,899
Angela, R.J., welcome.
491
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:33,036
I haven't really spoken
to either of you yet,
492
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:34,571
but I'm -- I'm so glad
493
00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,708
my sons felt comfortable
bringing you here --
494
00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:41,178
will feel comfortable
bringing people here.
495
00:21:41,213 --> 00:21:44,548
As life goes on...
496
00:21:44,582 --> 00:21:47,284
gets more complicated,
497
00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:49,220
roads diverge,
498
00:21:49,254 --> 00:21:52,190
I love you both so much --
499
00:21:52,224 --> 00:21:54,125
all three of you, actually,
500
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:57,495
because there was supposed to be
three of my sons at this table,
501
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,697
but Jill put Judah to bed.
502
00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:01,866
So...
503
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,202
What?
504
00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:08,706
You mean Stevie?
505
00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:09,841
What did I say?
506
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,942
You said, "Judah."
507
00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:12,577
No, I didn't.
508
00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:14,145
Yeah. [ Sniffs ]
509
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,018
No.
510
00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,929
Nance? Pants.
511
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,597
What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
512
00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:34,198
I don't know!
How would I know?!
513
00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:36,400
I told her not to go, didn't I?
Didn't I?
514
00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:38,736
You're both so
completely irresponsible.
515
00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:41,039
Perfect. Go for it.
Let it all out -- again.
516
00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,707
Andy, it's called
communication.
517
00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:44,509
It's called dimetapp.
518
00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:46,644
It's called drugging a child
to mask your own insecurities.
519
00:22:46,678 --> 00:22:48,112
I'm gonna go pick up the girls
from practice.
520
00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:49,214
Do not follow me.
521
00:22:49,248 --> 00:22:51,482
We're done, Andy!
[ Chair scrapes ]
522
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,651
Uh, Mrs. Botwin,
are you okay?
523
00:22:53,686 --> 00:22:55,653
Huh? Uh-huh.
524
00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:57,255
- Whimsy: Wade, no!
- Wade: Eat shit, Wilson!
525
00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:58,556
Oh!
526
00:22:58,591 --> 00:22:59,657
Oh, what the fuck?!
527
00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:01,993
[ Spitting ]
528
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:03,595
Ohh.
[ Chuckles ]
529
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,065
What?
I didn't throw shit at you.
530
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,433
Oh, narc.
531
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,635
Technically, "narc" refers
to the narcotics unit.
532
00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:11,337
Fine, you want to be a cop?
533
00:23:11,371 --> 00:23:13,406
You want to get high
on your own power? Enjoy.
534
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,174
What?
Silas, wait.
535
00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:19,178
[ Sniffs ]
536
00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,781
Yeah, definitely shit.
537
00:23:21,816 --> 00:23:24,250
[ Sighs ]
538
00:23:24,285 --> 00:23:26,352
Ambien?
539
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,830
[ Sighs ]
540
00:23:41,368 --> 00:23:45,537
I collapsed at laser tag.
541
00:23:47,507 --> 00:23:50,175
There were all these...
strobe lights.
542
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,445
Well, you're allowed to show
a little vulnerability, I think.
543
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,748
And...
544
00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:01,586
[ Voice breaking ]
...I forgot his name.
545
00:24:01,621 --> 00:24:03,488
Oh, you did.
546
00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:07,826
But your brain is still
reorganizing itself.
547
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,895
Great.
548
00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:13,565
So Stevie will have
a zombie for a mother.
549
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,233
There. You got it right --
Stevie.
550
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:16,468
[ Laughs ]
551
00:24:16,502 --> 00:24:18,270
That was mean what Jill did.
552
00:24:18,304 --> 00:24:21,006
I think she was lashing out
at me, not you --
553
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,909
even though I chose her
this morning.
554
00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:26,511
And then I chose you,
the family.
555
00:24:26,546 --> 00:24:31,016
Why does commitment
have to be exclusive, huh?
556
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:34,252
Anyway, I'll be sleeping on
the window bench tonight, so...
557
00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:36,388
[ Chuckles, sniffles ]
558
00:24:36,422 --> 00:24:39,124
...if you want to talk...
559
00:24:41,794 --> 00:24:43,294
[ Sniffles ]
560
00:24:46,398 --> 00:24:47,699
[ Whimpers ]
561
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:49,400
[ Sniffling ]
562
00:24:53,272 --> 00:24:55,373
Stevie: Mommy?
[ Clears throat ]
563
00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:58,008
Yes, sweetie?
564
00:24:59,945 --> 00:25:01,845
I can't sleep.
565
00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:04,848
[ Clicks tongue ] Aww.
566
00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,749
You know what?
567
00:25:06,784 --> 00:25:08,651
Me neither.
568
00:25:10,253 --> 00:25:11,954
[ Smooching ]
569
00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:19,394
Hey, can you keep a secret?
570
00:25:19,429 --> 00:25:23,931
All right. 1, 2, 3.
571
00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:26,033
[ Indistinct talking ]
572
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,235
[ Chuckles ]
573
00:25:28,269 --> 00:25:31,038
[ Indistinct conversation ]
574
00:25:55,463 --> 00:25:59,699
♪ I should try to be good ♪
575
00:25:59,734 --> 00:26:03,136
♪ forever and ever ♪
576
00:26:03,171 --> 00:26:04,471
♪ amen ♪
577
00:26:04,505 --> 00:26:08,308
♪ so I'll touch wood ♪
578
00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:12,746
♪ and hope I don't get
caught again ♪
579
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,016
♪ without my lines ♪ [ Sighs ]
580
00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:19,385
♪ And off the mark ♪
581
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:22,789
♪ looking for signs ♪
582
00:26:22,823 --> 00:26:26,225
♪ I can't see here in the dark ♪
583
00:26:26,259 --> 00:26:29,127
You are mine, Gilda,
you delicious day-glo'd bitch.
584
00:26:29,162 --> 00:26:32,397
♪ My opening won't be
a great success ♪
585
00:26:32,432 --> 00:26:34,599
What the fuck?
586
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:38,270
♪ Till you come get me
out of... ♪
587
00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:40,439
[ Breathing heavily ]
588
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:43,742
♪ ...this little black mess ♪
589
00:26:43,777 --> 00:26:47,747
♪ please come help me out of ♪
590
00:26:47,781 --> 00:26:50,773
♪ my little black mess ♪
591
00:26:50,893 --> 00:27:01,392
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