1 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,469 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,553 I want weed. 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,390 I hear you get great shit from Afghanistan. 4 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,736 You're the assholes who jacked the pot. 5 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,480 Do her. Don't do her. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,654 - Man. - Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:27,908 We celebrate the closing of escrow on this, the Botwin-Price-Gray family compound. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,076 I'm in the Police Academy. 9 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,205 We're criminals. It's the family business. What the fuck are you doing? 10 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,500 I think I want to be a cop. 11 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,078 But you're not off the rails. 12 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,252 You're here and I'm here. And we're both in the Dead Daddy Club. 13 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,423 Kindred spirits. 14 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,884 When is your mother coming back? 15 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,804 I need her help. I'm about to run out of supply, and I can't... 16 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,603 People don't change. It's bullshit! 17 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,731 Are you on roller skates? 18 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,357 Yeah. I'm coaching the twins' derby team. 19 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,529 Andy and I are at the room at the top of the stairs. 20 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,652 In the same room together, the two of us. 21 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,366 Do you hear me? 22 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,738 Oh, shit. 23 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,778 I think the bullet's moving. 24 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,454 Is someone out there? 25 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,214 Hello? 26 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,906 I get it. 27 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,036 - Duck. - Hey, kiddo. 28 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,955 I like these pictures you drew. 29 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,913 - Naked mole rat? He's obsessed. - Yeah? 30 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,873 What is a naked mole rat? 31 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,122 It's like a hairless rodent. It looks like an... 32 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,502 Could you please let him answer? 33 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,716 Now, who wants breakfast tacos, Mystery Man'? Tiny Feet? 34 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:17,967 How about today you and I go and see 35 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,895 a real naked mouse thing? 36 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,976 You're taking him to the zoo? 37 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,103 You know, it's such a nice day out. 38 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,312 Nance, he's a runner. You can't keep up. 39 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,604 Sure, I can. 40 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,611 You could rent a motorized wheelchair. 41 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,160 Lenny used to do it at Disneyland so he could out the lines. 42 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,657 What if he falls and cracks his head open? 43 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,080 I'll take him to the hospital. 44 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,499 It's amazing what they can do for head injuries these days. 45 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,827 I slept 18 hours last night. 46 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,253 Very jealous. 47 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,672 Yeah? You got insomnia, Nance? 48 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,503 Ambien. 49 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,010 Gives you freaky dreams, but you'll sleep like a baby. 50 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,461 How about this? We all go. 51 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,763 No, I need some alone time with him. 52 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,091 And I've been doing exercises. I can handle it. 53 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,517 Exercises? 54 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,967 I haven't seen you exercise since you've been back. 55 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:07,479 I stretch the stretchy thing, squeeze the ball. 56 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,605 I'm taking him. 57 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,782 What's next? Are you gonna frisk the sink, arrest the toilet? 58 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,865 Nah, maybe I'll just bust up the grow house. 59 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,247 Us both living here, it's nuts, right? 60 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,671 - I'm not actually gonna bust you. - No, but you could. 61 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,750 Not really. I can't even write parking tickets yet. 62 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,382 Yeah, well, one day. 63 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:37,888 One day marijuana will be legal 64 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,716 and you and Mom can buy a kiosk at the Danbury mall. 65 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,767 Until then, I'd hang heavier drapes in the grow house 66 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,516 or a black shower curtain. 67 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,063 Thanks for your advice. 68 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,520 Copper. 69 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,101 No prob, perp- 70 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,829 Hey! Hey! 71 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,580 What are you doing? 72 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,335 This is my paper. 73 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,759 It was your paper. But you forfeited that right 74 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,678 when your giant horse-dog play-doh'd all over my front porch. 75 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,596 My dog does not shit on brick. 76 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,516 She's a grass-shitter, sometimes wood chips. 77 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,516 Wade, dear, you forgot to take your Lexapro. 78 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,604 Later, Mother. I'm busy! 79 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,378 You still live with your mother? 80 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,860 - Just get off our property. - Like this child? 81 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,526 Where's she going, huh? She's not going anywhere. 82 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,107 She's like you. 83 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,739 Great! 84 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,408 Kismet. 85 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,370 Shit foot. 86 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,302 I'm looking up directions to the zoo. 87 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,426 We still need to talk about the Police Academy. 88 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,514 I stand by my love of Steve Guttenberg. 89 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,557 It's a very dangerous profession. On any given day, you can be shot. 90 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,638 - I've already been shot. - You know what I mean. 91 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,442 Personally, I thought puppeteer was a good fit for you, 92 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,690 but maybe that's the kind of job you can only do in Europe. I don't know. 93 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,896 Did he tell you? 94 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,449 He's flexing in front of a mirror with one of those cop stick things. 95 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,326 Billy club'? Truncheon? 96 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:28,323 We'll talk about this when I get back. Stevie, come on! Let's go! 97 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,911 I can't talk right now. 98 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,199 I'm not calling for you. I'm calling for your mother. 99 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,667 It's Kiku. 100 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,800 - Hello? - Question. 101 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,597 Are you recovered yet? 102 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,426 I can chew with my mouth closed. 103 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,265 Do Sudoku. 104 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,689 Great. I think I might be in kind of, like, a situation. 105 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,943 My friend India, who's a model from Sri Lanka, 106 00:07:56,017 --> 00:08:00,443 gave me the name of this dealer named Jersey who lives in Staten Island. 107 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:04,868 So I'm at his place, and this is really not a healthy business environment. 108 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,909 Are you buying or what? 109 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,620 Can you come here? 110 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,060 I'm hanging out with my kid today. 111 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,872 Is bubble hash like a more expensive version of weed? 112 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,591 Do not buy bubble hash. 113 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,052 Wait, you're cutting out. 114 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,221 - Did you say buy the bubble hash? - No! 115 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,974 Fucking Staten Island! 116 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,218 Look, I've sent you a car. 117 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,974 - No! - If you can just... 118 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,430 Kiku? Hello? 119 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,268 Oh, my God. 120 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:48,574 So, we have to take a tiny detour through Staten Island, 121 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:54,626 which probably has tons of odd patchy-haired rodents. 122 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,922 Right. Dumb idea. Old me idea. 123 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,591 Jill, can you? 124 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,264 Yes, of course I can. I'd love to. 125 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,513 I love the zoo. 126 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,435 I love spending time with you. We're gonna have so much fun. 127 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,265 It's gonna be the best day ever. 128 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,895 I have to help a friend, 129 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,357 but how about tonight we have a special dinner 130 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,410 and you can sit next to me? How does that sound? 131 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,865 Okay? 132 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,202 Andy, can you cook that... 133 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:41,044 The thing with the squid and the spices? I can't... 134 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,135 No, I can't. I have derby practice tonight. 135 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,635 Fine. Well, we'll order in. 136 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,659 I'm wearing a sports bra. 137 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,199 Okay- 138 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,656 I just thought I should warn you. 139 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,000 There's no hooks. Some guys get confused. 140 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,747 Also, in college, I thought maybe I was asexual, 141 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,629 but it turns out I just suck at intimacy. 142 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,218 I think it's a generational... 143 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,352 Do you have plans tonight? 144 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,601 Are you asking me out while your hand is on my boob? 145 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,024 Only to dinner, if you want, at my mom's house. 146 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,521 You want me to meet your mom? 147 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,987 She's pretty cool, actually. You're a lot alike. She's really intense. 148 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,325 That's a perversely sweet thing to say. 149 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,699 Yeah, I'll come tonight. 150 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,154 Cool. 151 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,660 Cool. 152 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,092 Hey. Had a few questions. 153 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,384 Yeah, shoot. 154 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,437 This indoor weed strain I'm working on, 155 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,311 it's really strong, but it has a kind of low yield. 156 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,644 Do you have any nutrient solutions that might help force more buds'? 157 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,439 We sell, quote, gardening supplies. 158 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,199 You're a hydroponic supply store. 159 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,195 Does New Jersey have a different definition of... 160 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,143 I think what my friend here is trying to say 161 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:38,160 is that he's reducing his food bill this month 162 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:42,665 by growing cherry tomatoes in a safe and totally non-profit home environment. 163 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,999 Yes, he is over 21, and, no, he doesn't have a criminal record. 164 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,253 DO you? 165 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,634 Connoisseur combo pack. 166 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,928 Thanks, Mike. I'll ring him up. 167 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,101 - You work here? - Part-time. 168 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,021 Let me guess. West Coast? 169 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,399 Well, I live in Connecticut, but I'm from California. 170 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,355 Fucking love Cali! 171 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,190 Not that I've been, but I've read everything by Didion. 172 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,742 I went through a phase where I was obsessed with 1960s surfing movies. 173 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,536 Way more lax than East Coast. Do you play ping-pong? 174 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,455 Wait, don't answer that. 175 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,577 R.J. 176 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,372 Silas. 177 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,794 What's up? 178 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,336 Kiku's gonna leave now, okay? 179 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,716 No. She promised to buy some of my product. 180 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,719 - I did not promise. - Fuck! You did! 181 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,226 Your product is not what she's supposed to be selling. 182 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:46,066 We're not hash people. It's a taste thing. It's just different spices of life. 183 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,187 I have to sit. 184 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,359 Are you okay? 185 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,686 Why didn't you just call Demetri? 186 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,396 He refused to sell to me. 187 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,865 I'm missing a day with my kid, okay? 188 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,949 What makes you think that I'm just gonna let you all walk out of here? 189 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:04,626 I'm tired, had a hard few months, eaten a lot of Jell-O, 190 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,797 discovering don't want to be doing this anymore. 191 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,214 Whole reason I hired you. 192 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:17,139 I'm really grateful you're gonna let us go, so I'd like to offer you these. 193 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,259 Prescription pain-killers. There's a few left. 194 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,811 I don't want pills. That shit's addictive. 195 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,681 Well, what do you want? 196 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,359 What do you think of her cane? 197 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,025 It's simple, but festive. 198 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,833 Get ready to start. 199 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,037 He wrote, "Yellow team base." 200 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,797 What's base? 201 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,466 That looks like a volcano. 202 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,513 I don't know if this is a good time to bring this up, but me and Silas... 203 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,719 No. La-la-la. Stop talking. 204 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,802 He's like Christian Grey without the money. It's pretty fucking hot. 205 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,138 I don't know who Christian Grey is. I don't care. 206 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,642 Silas is a grown man. 207 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,474 Speaking of grown men. 208 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,558 Hey. 209 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,727 Hang on a sec. 210 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,357 With his idiot entourage. 211 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,781 Wonderful. 212 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,243 Could you give me a... Just go away for a sec? 213 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,452 You don't call. You don't write. 214 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,751 I was in the brig. 215 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,171 And what, they don't have mail there? 216 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,840 What about you? You only call me when you need something? 217 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,669 Send your little high-heeled tottering underlings? 218 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,174 I was shot in the head. 219 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,926 Cut the bullshit. 220 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,222 Just... 221 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,594 You're fucking somebody else, right? 222 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,311 Shot in the head. 223 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,230 - For real, okay? - What? 224 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,727 Holy shit. 225 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,684 Just sell to Kiku, okay? 226 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,190 She needs weed. Please sell her your weed. 227 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,193 War's winding down. 228 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,114 Most of my guys have shipped home already, anyway, 229 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,739 and even if I could get my hands on a supply for you, 230 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,491 which I'm not saying that I can, 231 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,745 but even if I did, I would have to grease so many local palms 232 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,623 that you and Posh Spice over there 233 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,414 couldn't even begin to afford that kind of olive oil. 234 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,623 Palm oil? 235 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,750 I got you, sexy dealer lady! 236 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,634 - What the fuck are you doing? - What did I do? 237 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,298 She's got a bullet in her head! 238 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,554 You point a fucking laser gun at her? Fucking idiot! 239 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,394 I didn't know she took a bullet, man! How was I supposed to know that? 240 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,989 What's happening? Is she hemorrhaging? 241 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,432 You okay? Hey, can you hear me? 242 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,018 - I can do mouth-to-mouth. - I can do it. 243 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,648 I can do it, with my dick. 244 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,321 - What? - No overhead. 245 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,322 - What? - Cash up front on time. 246 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,365 That's 247 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,239 the best offer you're gonna get. 248 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,627 All right. I'll deal with you. 249 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,756 But you don't get my heart this time. Just business. 250 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,088 Hey. 251 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,052 You Okay? 252 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,055 Everyone keeps asking me that. "Are you okay? Are you okay?" 253 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,804 Well, maybe people are concerned. 254 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,352 Maybe people should mind their own business. 255 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,721 Game over. 256 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,349 Please proceed to exit. 257 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,399 I knew it. 258 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:24,656 I'm just taking inventory! In case there's a hurricane. 259 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,078 You are cooking a gigantic love feast for Nancy. 260 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,827 Family love feast, and I called Elizabitch 261 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,250 and she's cool to cover derby practice for tonight. 262 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,827 The girls hate Elizabitch. 263 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,537 She's always sticking them in the penalty box! 264 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,339 Yeah, it's called compromise. First zoo, and now paella. 265 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,756 I actually like you, Andy, 266 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,961 like, grown-up like you, like I'm co-parenting with you, 267 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,672 not to mention the fact that your cock does magical things. 268 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,307 But all of a sudden, Nancy springs back to life 269 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,885 and she's got the gimpy leg and her needy eyes, 270 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,188 and I don't know, suddenly, you're cooking for her, you're distant. 271 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,480 You haven't even once asked me 272 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,308 how am I feeling about the whole Scott situation, 273 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,189 which, by the way, is freaking me out. 274 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,112 I need to know that you are actually in this thing with me 275 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,065 and not just sticking your toe in the water. 276 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,491 I only have eight toes. 277 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,737 Hey, come on. 278 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,620 Come on. 279 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,873 Hey, what are we doing? 280 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:22,005 We got, like, a good thing going on. Let's not ruin it by over-thinking. 281 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,595 That was the most artfully noncommittal phrase ever. 282 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,717 - No. - Yes. 283 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:27,843 No. 284 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,674 Maybe. I don't know. 285 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,973 You have company. 286 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,221 That's him. 287 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,058 Sir, did you graffiti this dog? 288 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,153 She must have taken a nap on one of my Day-Glo paintings, 289 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,731 where I wrote those letters backwards. It's very post-modern. 290 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,861 Liar! 291 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,575 Gilda only naps on pillows. 292 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,950 What kind of name is Gilda? 293 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,118 My grandmother's name. 294 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,448 And does your grandmother also shit and run? 295 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,039 She's dead. And she was a State Senator! 296 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,836 John, help me out here, please. 297 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,881 Technically, I can't write him up for spray-painting a dog. 298 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,756 Quote, "it is illegal to paint a cow or a short-haired goat." 299 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,963 Old Sandwich ordinance 81-3. 300 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,217 It doesn't say anything about dogs. 301 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,558 Now, what about trespassing on someone's yard and making caca? 302 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,635 Well, that's a $200 fine. 303 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,138 He can't prove shit about shit! 304 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,225 Well, got to go. Feel a bowel movement coming on myself. 305 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,480 You have a nice day, now. 306 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,358 Fuck you, Wilson! Fuck you! 307 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,991 Do you use bat guano? 308 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,413 No. No. Should I? 309 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,129 Yeah. It helps with the root development. 310 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,253 I use Peruvian, but you can use Jamaican or Indonesian. 311 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,706 - Mike, the spitter, he sells both. - Cool. 312 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,463 Yeah, I've heard of people making nutrient tea with, like, 313 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,215 worm castings and... 314 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,338 Hey. Can you lock up the grow house tonight? 315 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,635 Why? 316 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:55,890 I'm having someone over, a girl. Are you having a play date? 317 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,721 Hey, I'm R.J. 318 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,228 I need to borrow this. 319 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,191 I'm setting up surveillance to catch someone named Gilda. 320 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,441 So, is your brother in security? 321 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,699 No, he's a cadet. 322 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,197 ROTC? 323 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,492 Police Academy. 324 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,537 But in the city, though, not in Connecticut. 325 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,418 Dude, that is seriously fucked up! 326 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,544 No. 327 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,086 It's cool. I mean, we make it work. 328 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,466 Yeah, for now, but wait till he has a badge and friends 329 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,797 in every department in New York City. 330 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,850 Do you know what that kind of power does to somebody? 331 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,306 Dude, if my brother was becoming a cop, I'd be terrified. 332 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,683 I'd change my name to Vladimir. 333 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,231 But, hey, that's just me, you know? 334 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,775 My brother's an asshole. 335 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,701 I set up four night-vision cameras, two over the garage and two in the front. 336 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,993 Plus motion detectors. 337 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,863 You owe me 300 bucks. 338 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,072 Where's Stevie? 339 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,247 Nance. 340 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,872 Hey, decided to cook after all, just a few courses. 341 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,168 Compromise, right? 342 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,207 Mom, this is Angela. Angela, Nancy. 343 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,424 It's so neat to meet you. 344 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,844 What a neat surprise. 345 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,171 I invited her to dinner. 346 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,683 Where's Stevie? 347 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,095 In... 348 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,855 I told her not to. 349 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,523 Poor guy- 350 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,949 He loved the Komodo dragon exhibit, 351 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,987 but I think he might be allergic to lions. 352 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,323 His nose started to run. I gave him Dimetapp. 353 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,409 Knocked him right out. 354 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,458 So, you're also a cop? 355 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,545 Yup, third generation. 356 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,132 It's funny. In gym class growing up Shane couldn't do a pull-up. 357 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,307 Had to do that 30-second chin hang with the girls. 358 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,563 Yeah, well, Silas is unemployed. 359 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,397 Self-employed. 360 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,020 He worked as a bellhop once. 361 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,394 Why were we working at a hotel? 362 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,484 On the run because of... 363 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,940 That mexicunt, right? 364 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,654 The one Shane hit? 365 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,115 What, no hit? No hitting? 366 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,863 Cunt? Bad word? 367 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,994 I'd like to welcome everyone 368 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:27,496 to the Botwin-Price-Gray family dinner take two, 369 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,418 continuing where we left off 370 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:34,298 before we were so rudely interrupted by a .22 caliber bullet. 371 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,218 Angela, R.J., welcome. 372 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:43,595 I haven't really spoken to either of you yet, but I'm so glad 373 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,476 my sons felt comfortable bringing you here, 374 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,900 will feel comfortable bringing people here. 375 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:55,030 As life goes on, gets more complicated, 376 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,483 roads diverge. 377 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,783 I love you both so much. 378 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,288 All three of you, actually, 379 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:06,083 because there was supposed to be three of my sons at this table, 380 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,628 but Jill put Judah to bed, so... 381 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,086 What? 382 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,461 You mean Stevie. 383 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,629 What did I say? 384 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,804 You said, "Judah." 385 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,721 - No, I didn't. - Yeah. 386 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,936 No. 387 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,859 Nance? Pants. 388 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,319 What's going on'? What's wrong with her? 389 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,745 I don't know! How would I know? 390 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,201 I told her not to go, didn't I'? Didn't I? 391 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,541 You're both so completely irresponsible. 392 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,835 Perfect. Go for it. Let it all out, again. 393 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,503 Andy, it's called communication. 394 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,626 It's called Dimetapp. 395 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,458 It's called drugging a child to mask your own insecurities. 396 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,714 I'm gonna go pick up the girls from practice. Do not follow me. 397 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,420 We're done, Andy! 398 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,473 Mrs. Botwin, are you okay? 399 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,060 Wade, no! 400 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,637 Eat shit, Wilson! 401 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,518 What the fuck? 402 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,852 What? I didn't throw shit at you. 403 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,152 Narc. 404 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,196 Technically, narc refers to the narcotics unit. 405 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,531 Fine, you want to be a cop? 406 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,201 You want to get high on your own power? Then enjoy. 407 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,949 What? Silas, wait. 408 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,542 Yeah, definitely shit. 409 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,165 Ambien? 410 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,392 I collapsed at laser tag. 411 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,029 There were all these strobe lights. 412 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,278 Well, you're allowed to show a little vulnerability, I think. 413 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,744 And 414 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,575 I forgot his name. 415 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,247 You did. 416 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:16,293 But your brain is still reorganizing itself. 417 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,419 Great. 418 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,007 So Stevie will have a zombie for a mother. 419 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,679 There. You got it right, Stevie. 420 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,557 That was mean what Jill did. 421 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,643 I think she was lashing out at me, not you, 422 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:35,191 even though I chose her this morning, and then I chose you, the family. 423 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:38,144 Why does commitment have to be exclusive, huh? 424 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,984 Anyway, I'll be sleeping on the window bench tonight, so... 425 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,366 if you want to talk. 426 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,718 Mommy? 427 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,551 Yes, sweetie? 428 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,635 I can't sleep. 429 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,681 You know what? 430 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,517 Me neither. 431 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,575 Hey, can you keep a secret? 432 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,200 Okay- 433 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,907 One, two, three. 434 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,992 - You're tall. Whoa, you're tall. - Taller. 435 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,292 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 436 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,870 Taller, you're way taller. 437 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,272 You are mine, Gilda, you delicious Day-Glo'd bitch. 438 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,477 What the fuck?