1 00:00:00,310 --> 00:00:01,454 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:01,563 --> 00:00:02,897 Don't want to be doing this. 3 00:00:02,931 --> 00:00:04,132 Whole reason I hired you. 4 00:00:04,167 --> 00:00:05,500 Why didn't you just call Demetri? 5 00:00:05,534 --> 00:00:06,668 With his idiot entourage. 6 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,671 Just sell your weed to Kiku. 7 00:00:08,705 --> 00:00:11,806 I'm, uh, coaching the twins' derby team. 8 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:12,973 Take a seat. Hello. 9 00:00:13,008 --> 00:00:14,256 Jill: You're distant. 10 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:16,842 I need to know that you are actually in this thing with me. 11 00:00:16,876 --> 00:00:18,409 Go for it. Let it all out. 12 00:00:18,444 --> 00:00:20,343 Do not follow me. We're done, Andy. 13 00:00:20,378 --> 00:00:21,711 Connoisseur combo pack. 14 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,480 Thanks, Mike. I'll ring him up. 15 00:00:23,514 --> 00:00:24,982 - You work here? - R.J. 16 00:00:25,016 --> 00:00:26,751 Are you having a playdate? 17 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:29,579 - So, is your brother in security? - Police academy. 18 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:32,040 Name is Detective Ouellette, 25th precinct. 19 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,406 Mom, this is Angela. 20 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,674 It's so neat to meet you. [ Chuckles ] 21 00:00:47,182 --> 00:00:49,816 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside ♪ 22 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,649 ♪ little boxes made of ticky-tacky ♪ 23 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:55,217 ♪ little boxes, little boxes ♪ 24 00:00:55,251 --> 00:00:57,985 ♪ little boxes all the same ♪ 25 00:00:58,019 --> 00:01:00,686 ♪ there's a green one and a pink one ♪ 26 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,421 ♪ and a blue one and a yellow one ♪ 27 00:01:03,455 --> 00:01:05,922 ♪ and they're all made out of ticky-tacky ♪ 28 00:01:05,957 --> 00:01:09,092 ♪ and they all look just the same ♪ 29 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:15,565 ♪ and the people in the houses ♪ 30 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:18,301 ♪ all went to the university ♪ 31 00:01:18,335 --> 00:01:23,704 ♪ where they got put in boxes and they came out all the same ♪ 32 00:01:23,739 --> 00:01:26,373 ♪ and there's doctors and there's lawyers ♪ 33 00:01:26,408 --> 00:01:29,141 ♪ and business executives ♪ 34 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,312 ♪ and they're all made out of ticky-tacky ♪ 35 00:01:32,346 --> 00:01:42,737 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:50,398 --> 00:01:52,232 [ Thud, rumbling ] 37 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,334 [ Man talking on television ] 38 00:01:54,368 --> 00:01:55,569 What was that? 39 00:01:55,603 --> 00:01:57,504 Oh, hey, Nance. Sweet fort, huh? 40 00:01:57,538 --> 00:01:59,039 What was that noise? 41 00:01:59,073 --> 00:02:01,808 The Russians -- just moved in two doors down. 44 00:02:06,281 --> 00:02:08,048 Each tattoo is someone he killed. 45 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:10,083 What was the -- the boom? 46 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:12,452 They're cutting down all the trees on their property. 47 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:14,788 It's a Soviet thing -- mastery over nature. 48 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,790 Hey, Paco, quit bogarting all the fruity pebbles. 49 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:17,991 Unh -- 50 00:02:18,025 --> 00:02:19,159 Tss. 51 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,662 Hey, guess how many, uh, glade plugins I got yesterday. 52 00:02:22,696 --> 00:02:28,100 Uh, Stevie is just, like, staring at the TV. 53 00:02:28,134 --> 00:02:29,902 75. And guess how much it cost me. 54 00:02:29,936 --> 00:02:31,504 He's not gonna be some kind of TV zombie. 55 00:02:31,538 --> 00:02:34,975 $14 -- in your face. Bam! 56 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,843 Stew Leonard's grocery fat cats -- 57 00:02:36,878 --> 00:02:39,146 they call it extreme couponing, and it is. 58 00:02:39,181 --> 00:02:40,648 They are right. [ Exhales deeply ] 59 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:44,552 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 60 00:02:44,587 --> 00:02:46,354 Please go back to screwing Andy. 61 00:02:46,388 --> 00:02:49,291 I'm couponing because we have no money. 62 00:02:49,325 --> 00:02:51,727 Doug's cash is all tied up in that fake charity, 63 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:53,495 and you and Andy don't make dick. 64 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:54,663 I have no skills. 65 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:56,465 - We're really broke? - Yeah. 66 00:02:56,499 --> 00:03:00,369 Stevie should be playing soccer, not -- not watching it. 67 00:03:00,403 --> 00:03:01,904 I tried to enroll him 68 00:03:01,938 --> 00:03:04,707 in that fancy city league at Ashford Park, 69 00:03:04,741 --> 00:03:07,643 but, apparently, I missed the deadline by, like, two weeks. 70 00:03:07,678 --> 00:03:09,178 Those uptight pricks... 71 00:03:09,212 --> 00:03:12,181 Aunt Nancy, someone named "Kiku" called -- 72 00:03:12,216 --> 00:03:13,349 three times. 73 00:03:13,384 --> 00:03:14,417 What did she want? 74 00:03:14,451 --> 00:03:15,885 She said it was personal. 75 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,820 She sounded like she'd been drinking. 76 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:19,022 Who is she? 77 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:20,323 Did the bullet make you a lesbo? 78 00:03:20,358 --> 00:03:21,792 Lesbo? 79 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,895 Come on, Stevie. Let's get dressed. 80 00:03:24,929 --> 00:03:26,763 We're gonna go sign you up for soccer. 81 00:03:26,798 --> 00:03:27,865 Does she like you? 82 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:28,933 I think she does. 83 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,334 Mm. 84 00:03:30,369 --> 00:03:32,803 You'd know, 'cause women release a pheromone. 85 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,438 - Bullshit. - No, it's true. 86 00:03:34,473 --> 00:03:36,072 You smell it with your brain, not your nose. 87 00:03:36,106 --> 00:03:37,735 But there are detectable signs -- 88 00:03:37,770 --> 00:03:39,501 their pupils dilate, 89 00:03:39,535 --> 00:03:42,070 their pelvis orients towards you. 90 00:03:42,104 --> 00:03:43,838 They point their cooch at you? 91 00:03:43,872 --> 00:03:46,006 It's involuntary. It's like a weather vane. 92 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,742 Like a newborn kangaroo crawling to the pouch. 93 00:03:48,776 --> 00:03:49,842 Gross. 94 00:03:49,877 --> 00:03:51,611 We're all just animals, Shane -- 95 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:52,979 red in tooth and claw. 96 00:03:53,013 --> 00:03:54,680 Why are you so nervous, anyway? 97 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:56,015 I really like this girl. 98 00:03:57,317 --> 00:04:00,051 [ Buzzing ] 99 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:01,584 [ Indistinct shouting ] 100 00:04:01,619 --> 00:04:04,020 [ Dog barks ] 101 00:04:05,622 --> 00:04:08,757 See you later, man. Good work. 102 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,125 I know. Take her on a double date. 103 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,094 That'll alleviate the pressure of having to be... 104 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,963 You know -- a normal person. 105 00:04:15,997 --> 00:04:17,030 Can you come? 106 00:04:17,065 --> 00:04:18,898 Mm, sorry, buddy. 107 00:04:18,933 --> 00:04:21,568 Me and Jill are on the skids -- splitsville. 108 00:04:21,602 --> 00:04:24,970 How was she in the sack -- aunt Jill? 109 00:04:25,004 --> 00:04:26,838 You are so broken. 110 00:04:28,175 --> 00:04:30,144 Did you just have a sleepover? 111 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:31,912 Shut up. We were working late. 112 00:04:31,947 --> 00:04:33,480 Working on each other's dicks. 113 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:36,583 Hey, how's your narco girlfriend? 114 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:38,786 Or did she finally notice the cold, dead marbles 115 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,421 where your eyes should be? 116 00:04:40,455 --> 00:04:42,490 We happen to be going on a double date tonight, 117 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:43,491 so fuck yourself. 118 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:44,726 Kiss my ass. 119 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,595 Not with your friend's jizz all over it. 120 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:49,097 Aww. I miss my brother. [ Cellphone chimes ] 121 00:04:49,132 --> 00:04:50,199 Shit. 122 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:52,235 I got to go to the derby track. 123 00:04:52,269 --> 00:04:53,769 Would you tell Jill I'll be go-- 124 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:55,004 Never mind. 125 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:57,474 She doesn't care. Neither do you. 126 00:04:57,508 --> 00:04:58,742 [ Indistinct shouting ] 127 00:05:04,283 --> 00:05:05,650 Look at these people -- 128 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:07,852 Moving in, ruining the neighborhood. 129 00:05:07,886 --> 00:05:10,388 I know. It's a goddamn shame. 130 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:13,357 I'm really sorry, 131 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:15,226 but both the Ninjas and the Transformers 132 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:16,927 already have full squads. 133 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:19,330 Please don't punish my kid for my sister's screw-up. 134 00:05:19,364 --> 00:05:20,498 Screw-up? 135 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:22,267 Apparently, she missed the cutoff. 136 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:24,802 Oh. No. No, no, no, no. They just tell people that. 137 00:05:24,837 --> 00:05:28,039 Look, Old Sandwich is a wealthy place. 138 00:05:28,074 --> 00:05:30,142 There's a high demand for slots on our teams, 139 00:05:30,176 --> 00:05:32,077 and they usually end up going to families 140 00:05:32,111 --> 00:05:35,113 who are able to make sizable donations. 141 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:37,716 Kickbacks? In youth soccer? 142 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,952 So, unless that's gonna be feasible, then... 143 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:43,154 There is another league down in Hartford. 144 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,924 [ Chuckles ] No, I got you, Gordon. 145 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:47,158 [ Camera clicks ] Understood. 146 00:05:47,193 --> 00:05:48,426 Got what? 147 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,996 Uh, this is a -- a "whites only" league. 148 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:54,966 T-this is not... A "whites only" league. 149 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:57,135 Hey, I don't like Mexicans, either. 150 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,137 I just happened to have gotten knocked up by one. 151 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:02,540 The sperm, though -- it is muy macho. 152 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:04,308 [ Camera clicks ] Vamos, cariño. 153 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:06,077 We need to go talk to the local newspaper. 154 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:07,845 What did you say your last name was, again, Gordon? Or what? 155 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,313 Wait, wait. [ Chuckles lightly ] 156 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:13,651 Hey! How would you like to be a Ninja? 157 00:06:13,685 --> 00:06:15,119 - Yeah. - Yeah. 158 00:06:15,154 --> 00:06:16,788 Come on. Let's go find you a uniform, buddy. 159 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:21,493 Oh. Here. 160 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:28,334 Used to have one just like it. 161 00:06:29,736 --> 00:06:30,869 [ Siren wailing ] 162 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:32,270 How are you? 163 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,472 Cramping, bloated. 164 00:06:34,507 --> 00:06:36,541 Oh, I'm sorry. Or... congratulations. 165 00:06:36,575 --> 00:06:37,708 I-I don't know. 166 00:06:41,679 --> 00:06:42,946 Clear! 167 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:45,248 So, I guess that means you can't go out tonight? 168 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:46,816 [ Chuckles lightly ] 169 00:06:46,851 --> 00:06:48,818 Women can accomplish a shocking number of things 170 00:06:48,853 --> 00:06:51,688 while sloughing endometrial lining, Shane. 171 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:56,359 Clear! 172 00:06:56,393 --> 00:06:59,028 I was thinking a double date -- or double hang. 173 00:06:59,063 --> 00:07:01,331 Not date, whatever you want to call it. 174 00:07:04,401 --> 00:07:05,601 [ Chuckles lightly ] 175 00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:07,904 Wait -- so, not a date? 176 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:10,573 Man on P.A.: Cadet Mullen, you're dead. 177 00:07:10,607 --> 00:07:11,707 Son of a whore! 178 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:16,079 I'm confused. Is -- is that a yes? 179 00:07:16,113 --> 00:07:18,614 Yeah. Okay. 180 00:07:21,084 --> 00:07:22,682 Cut it out, rookies. 181 00:07:25,853 --> 00:07:27,453 Andy: Hello? 182 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:30,889 Hello? 183 00:07:32,057 --> 00:07:33,090 What the hell? 184 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:41,840 [ Exhales sharply ] 185 00:07:41,874 --> 00:07:45,743 It is a shockingly common occurrence in my life 186 00:07:45,777 --> 00:07:48,178 that women are gifted unto me, 187 00:07:48,213 --> 00:07:51,915 seemingly with very little effort on my part. 188 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,816 And at a certain point, after the ludicrous bounty, 189 00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:56,918 you have to finally wonder, "why?" 190 00:07:56,952 --> 00:07:58,386 Okay. 191 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:04,493 Is it because I'm so just baseline physically attractive? 192 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,693 Debatable. 193 00:08:05,728 --> 00:08:09,297 More likely, it's 'cause of this -- 194 00:08:09,331 --> 00:08:10,431 karma. 195 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:13,300 I motherfucking earned it. 196 00:08:13,334 --> 00:08:17,270 I was the fecal molecule of a maggot 50 lives ago -- 197 00:08:17,305 --> 00:08:19,940 49 lives ago, a parasite on a sea cucumber -- 198 00:08:19,974 --> 00:08:24,410 worked my way up from there, paying my reincarnatory dues -- 199 00:08:24,445 --> 00:08:28,013 coral, an earwig, a sewer rat, 200 00:08:28,047 --> 00:08:31,884 a grackle, guinea fowl, clown fish, ocelot, 201 00:08:31,918 --> 00:08:36,521 eventually vaulting up the evolutionary chain to dog, 202 00:08:36,556 --> 00:08:38,690 but like a shitty small dog 203 00:08:38,724 --> 00:08:42,192 felled immediately by parvo or canine sids, 204 00:08:42,226 --> 00:08:46,495 monkey, monkey, down to otter, monkey, chimp, 205 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:48,330 and then finally human! 206 00:08:48,364 --> 00:08:49,865 But -- whoops! Fuck! 207 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:53,334 I'm a child sex slave, and I live in a well. 208 00:08:53,369 --> 00:08:58,739 But in all these incarnations... 209 00:08:58,774 --> 00:09:03,110 I was good and kind and humble and accepted my fate patiently. 210 00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:04,578 So, thus, 211 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:10,516 after an endless series of short, oft brutal lives, 212 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:15,888 I was finally, finally, finally born as me -- 213 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:20,125 Andrew Botwin, effortless receiver of tail. 214 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,328 It's just a theory, of course. 215 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:26,565 But if it's not biology and it's not karma, 216 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,535 then there is a puppet master out there 217 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,637 who enjoys watching me get my freak on -- 218 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,973 and that would mean God, basically -- 219 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:41,179 and I would have to rethink, well... everything. 220 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,549 If you can catch me, you can fuck me. 221 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,387 Yeah, I'll get my skates. 222 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,588 This is my third time around. 223 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,623 It's my first -- Best decision I ever made. 224 00:09:53,657 --> 00:09:56,192 Is it a decision? I mean, I guess it is. 225 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:58,461 But even when it is, is it really? 226 00:09:58,495 --> 00:10:01,697 All I know is, I was 100% self-centered before Colby, 227 00:10:01,732 --> 00:10:03,833 and now everything's about him. 228 00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:09,204 Hustle, Colby! Make daddy proud, buddy. 229 00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:10,639 Nice orange-slicing. 230 00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:11,907 Which one's yours? 231 00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:14,242 The, uh, slow idiot 232 00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:16,143 who just got smoked by that new kid. 233 00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:17,711 Who is that? Some housekeeper's kid? 234 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:19,479 I don't know, but he's fast. 235 00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:23,448 Somebody cover him! 236 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,649 Go, go, go, go! Stevie, go, go, go, go! 237 00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:26,782 Oh! Whoo! 238 00:10:26,816 --> 00:10:27,948 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 239 00:10:27,982 --> 00:10:30,317 Good boy! 240 00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:32,452 Gordon. [ Snaps fingers ] 241 00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:36,389 [ Laughing ] You are so good! 242 00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:38,958 How did you get to be so good? Are you having fun? 243 00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:41,094 Come on, new kid. 244 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:43,862 Um... Hi. 245 00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:46,364 Your son's gonna be in the goal for the rest of the match. 246 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:47,699 Why? 247 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:50,067 'Cause he's making our sons look like sacks of shit. 248 00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,269 Competition's healthy. 249 00:10:51,303 --> 00:10:52,703 A fair competition. 250 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,639 Your son has an unnatural advantage. 251 00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:57,341 They're practically born kicking a soccer ball down there -- 252 00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,110 whatever they play with... grapefruit. 253 00:11:00,144 --> 00:11:01,911 [ Laughing ] Jesus, Jeff. 254 00:11:01,946 --> 00:11:05,180 So, what do you say? 255 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:07,416 Goalie's a fun position. 256 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:08,417 Sure. Why not. 257 00:11:08,451 --> 00:11:09,751 Stevie. 258 00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,890 Okay, go on. 259 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,993 Listen, I'm sorry about Jeff. He's an asshole. 260 00:11:19,027 --> 00:11:22,867 Woman: Go, go, go, go! Go! 261 00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,035 Oh, Jesus Christ. 262 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:28,472 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 263 00:11:28,506 --> 00:11:30,240 - Oh, sweet Mary... - Son of a... 264 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,375 Guess it is just in his nature. 265 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:36,145 So, we'll be getting that donation from you soon? 266 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:39,149 Oh, Gordon, what would the newspaper say? 267 00:11:39,183 --> 00:11:41,150 He owns the paper. 268 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:43,786 I'm on the team now! I'm a Ninja! 269 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,855 Donation -- no problem. 270 00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:52,127 So, I was reading about a 420 affiliate program 271 00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:54,462 where your website is linked in cross-promotions 272 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,197 with other marijuana-based sites. 273 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,398 I signed us up. 274 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,533 Are you fucking kidding me? 275 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,368 No. Why? What? 276 00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:02,070 We're artisans, Silas. 277 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:04,005 We don't advertise on the Internet. 278 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,539 People come to us. 279 00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:06,941 All right. 280 00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:08,042 Artisans... 281 00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,043 [ Chuckles ] 282 00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:10,611 I'm telling you, 283 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,081 as soon as we make a sale, I'm buying my own place. 284 00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:14,716 Why? You have a free grow house. 285 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:15,850 No, I can't take my fuckin' brother. 286 00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,519 He never lays off. 287 00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,154 You should have heard him this morning when you left. 288 00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:20,522 - What'd he say? - Oh, idiot shit. 289 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,424 "You guys are fuckin' faggots" -- That kind of stuff. 290 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,692 What a little asshole. 291 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,060 [ Chuckling ] I know, right? 292 00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:26,695 But, you know, it's true -- 293 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,063 every guy should suck a dick at some point. 294 00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:29,397 [ Chuckles ] 295 00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:30,665 Fuck off. 296 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,966 I'm not kidding. 297 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,701 It's like getting in direct contact 298 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,870 with the essential maleness in yourself. 299 00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:37,638 It's really powerful. 300 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,108 Plus, just the sheer volume 301 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:41,910 of tedious shit you have to put up with 302 00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:43,612 just to get a girl to suck your dick -- 303 00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:44,880 it's, like, forget it. 304 00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:46,549 And trust me -- afterwards, 305 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,751 I'm not gonna be all like, "oh, let's cuddle!" 306 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:50,853 I'll be like, "sweet hummer! High five! 307 00:12:50,887 --> 00:12:52,922 Let's get back to work." 308 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:55,291 Whoa. Look at your face. 309 00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:56,692 I-I -- never mind. 310 00:12:56,727 --> 00:12:58,594 I thought maybe -- I thought maybe you... 311 00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,429 Forget it. I-I... 312 00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:04,199 Oh, geez. I... got to go help Stevie with some homework. 313 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,368 Oh, come on, man. Don't be like that. 314 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:08,103 Look, I don't care what you are, all right? 315 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,671 - I just -- I'm not. - I'm not, either. 316 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,273 I'm just saying I'll suck a buddy's dick 317 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,075 'cause it's a fucking friendly thing to do. 318 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,244 I'm not all hung up on it, like you obviously are. 319 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,880 No, yeah, it's just, uh, I-I got to go. 320 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:19,982 Fuck. 321 00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:23,487 [ Breathing deeply ] 322 00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:25,522 I can't speak as to why those other women 323 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,123 whip off their clothes for you, 324 00:13:27,158 --> 00:13:30,126 but I can tell you why I did. 325 00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:32,296 Why? 326 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:35,299 You never shut up about the women in your life. 327 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,302 I mean, most guys just talk about themselves. 328 00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:39,770 You talk about them. 329 00:13:39,804 --> 00:13:43,574 I guess maybe those other women, like me -- 330 00:13:43,608 --> 00:13:45,642 maybe they just wanted someone to talk about them 331 00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:48,479 as much as you talk about Jill and Nancy. 332 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:51,416 [ Sighs ] 333 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:53,052 Also, my girlfriend's visiting her folks 334 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:54,820 and my TiVo's out of "Law & order." 335 00:13:58,024 --> 00:13:59,558 Maybe it's the bullet? 336 00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:01,727 I don't know -- this just isn't me anymore. 337 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,696 I'm gonna need you to buy me out. 338 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:07,700 Turns out going straight costs a lot of money. 339 00:14:07,735 --> 00:14:09,835 Apparently, so does soccer. 340 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,537 [ Mid-tempo rock music plays ] 341 00:14:11,571 --> 00:14:13,372 Oh, hey, it's what's-her-name! 342 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:14,540 [ Chuckles ] 343 00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:17,010 All right, let's do everybody. 344 00:14:17,044 --> 00:14:18,879 Oh, honey. 345 00:14:18,914 --> 00:14:21,015 This is why I've been calling you. 346 00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:23,685 Today would have been my dad's 60th birthday. 347 00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:25,489 I'm very vulnerable today. 348 00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,360 [ Stifled laughter ] And these guys came to deliver. 349 00:14:27,394 --> 00:14:29,128 You wouldn't pick up your phone. 350 00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:30,630 [ Chuckles ] 351 00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:32,732 My dad wore glasses, too. 352 00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:35,001 Happy Birthday, daddy. 353 00:14:35,035 --> 00:14:36,836 [ Chuckles ] 354 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,337 That's a pretty flower. 355 00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,138 Tiger orchid. 356 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:41,273 Here. 357 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:43,208 I -- I need you to get me out of here. 358 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,209 What? 359 00:14:44,243 --> 00:14:45,744 While we were all in there, 360 00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:47,746 I suddenly caught myself in the mirror 361 00:14:47,781 --> 00:14:50,816 and realized, what the hell am I doing with my life? 362 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,918 I have three semesters of creative writing 363 00:14:52,952 --> 00:14:54,653 at Bristol Valley Community. 364 00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,488 I'm scared of my brothers. 365 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,856 I think they might have brain damage. 366 00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:02,261 So, I'm gonna go. 367 00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:05,898 Um, just estimate what my half of the business is worth 368 00:15:05,932 --> 00:15:09,001 and, um, just -- just bring it over, okay? 369 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,335 Thanks. 370 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,637 Um, I'm sorry about your dad. 371 00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:15,740 Uh... Use many condoms. 372 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,342 Please take me with you. 373 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,077 - Hey, what are you whispering about over there? - Nothing. 374 00:15:21,111 --> 00:15:22,544 Mama, look. 375 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,548 Oh. 376 00:15:26,582 --> 00:15:28,383 Yeah, okay. 377 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,351 All right, let's go. 378 00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:31,852 Buzz, buzz. 379 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,889 [ Cans pop ] 380 00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:38,123 Aah! 381 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:40,959 Beatrice wins. 382 00:15:40,993 --> 00:15:43,027 Oh! Bullshit! [ Laughs ] 383 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:44,761 It's true. She won. 384 00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:47,097 That was a good game. Let's go get that coffee now. 385 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:49,596 Fucking women siding with each other. 386 00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:51,428 All my goddamn life. 387 00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:54,528 My ex-wife sides with my other ex-wife. 388 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,458 My goddamn lady lieutenant 389 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:59,716 believing Carla from the fucking motor pool 390 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,979 that I sexually harassed her? 391 00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:05,210 I mean, in what obamacare, iPad, 392 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:08,137 fruit-of-the-month club fucking world 393 00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:10,697 does cupping an ass once 394 00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:12,895 constitute fucking sexual harassment?! 395 00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:15,560 I mean, come on. 396 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,928 You know they got instant replay now for fucking home runs? 397 00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:21,130 Here's your instant replay. 398 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:25,295 That fucking home run was a home run or not 399 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:28,258 based upon my fucking judgment. 400 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,386 Tough shit. Fuck you. Next batter. 401 00:16:30,421 --> 00:16:32,316 I mean [ Chuckling ] right? 402 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,044 And you -- I mean, you're a -- 403 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,372 I don't know what you are, sweetheart, 404 00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:39,302 but you got to back off on that Obama shit. 405 00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,902 [ Laughs ] 406 00:16:40,936 --> 00:16:42,168 Yeah. 407 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:46,867 Do you know that 1.P.P. wanted to fucking switch 408 00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:49,901 all the fucking cars in the fucking fleet 409 00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:51,502 to Priuses last year? 410 00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:53,436 Actually, that was a false rumor. 411 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,838 Having the whole NYP-fucking-D 412 00:16:56,872 --> 00:17:00,639 driving around in oversized golf carts. 413 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,640 "Excuse me, sir. I got to pull you over here." 414 00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,641 And then bingo! 415 00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:05,108 That little motherfucker 416 00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:06,875 is halfway up the Saw Mill River Parkway. 417 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,043 [ Laughs ] 418 00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:11,811 [ Laughing ] I mean, come on! 419 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:14,678 There are entire continents in fucking Africa 420 00:17:14,713 --> 00:17:16,846 that are fucking dying of AIDS. 421 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,080 And the fucking Pope, 422 00:17:20,115 --> 00:17:22,380 he's just sitting around on his balcony 423 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,715 saying that condoms are evil! 424 00:17:24,749 --> 00:17:26,582 That motherfucker! 425 00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:32,485 I like Obama. 426 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:39,022 He reminds me of Harry Belafonte. 427 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,323 [ Laughs ] 428 00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:44,924 Aah! 429 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,324 Mm! 430 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,026 [ Both smooching ] 431 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,559 Mmm! 432 00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:52,727 [ Laughs ] 433 00:17:52,762 --> 00:17:54,561 [ Chuckles nervously ] 434 00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:56,763 This is what I'm talking about here, you know? 435 00:17:56,797 --> 00:17:59,563 You don't need a fucking high-class restaurant 436 00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,565 gouging you for fucking money. 437 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,735 This is nice... Is all. 438 00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:09,302 [ Car alarm blaring in distance ] 439 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:12,671 Yeah. Life's been hard lately. 440 00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:16,973 [ Sighs ] I got those eskimo pies in the freezer. 441 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,841 I'll go get them. 442 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:33,682 Um... 443 00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:36,184 I found a loophole 444 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:40,453 in a triple-coupon offer from Waldbaums, 445 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:45,723 so they had to pay me 5 cents for each roll of paper towels. 446 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,924 I bought 200 rolls. 447 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,025 They don't actually pay you, but still... 448 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,761 Congratulations...? 449 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,395 But then they wouldn't all fit in the car. 450 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:59,131 And I had to leave half of them in the parking lot. 451 00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:01,566 I think I've been trying to fill a hole in my heart 452 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,368 with extraordinary savings. 453 00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:05,903 I miss you. 454 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,670 Oh. 455 00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,237 Uh... [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 456 00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,839 I... didn't know where that was going. 457 00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,222 [ Sighs ] 458 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,591 [ Zipper opens ] 459 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,225 What are those marks? 460 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,427 What? Oh, um... [ Laughs ] 461 00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:39,928 This is funny. 462 00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:41,763 I was having sex with this woman at the derby rink, 463 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:44,333 and she has these piercings, and they scraped. 464 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,367 Ouch. 465 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,442 You broke up with me. 466 00:19:51,477 --> 00:19:52,678 A few days ago. 467 00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:53,913 Yeah. 468 00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,923 And I waited until today. 469 00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:59,501 Today? You had sex with a roller slut today? 470 00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:01,039 [ Sighs ] 471 00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:08,092 I'm very close to feeling pure, intense, forever love with you. 472 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,799 The past is unimportant. 473 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,007 Face it -- we both bring baggage to the table. 474 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,644 A few hours ago is not the past. 475 00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:17,680 Well, I mean... Technically. 476 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:22,319 Wait. You don't understand. It's not my fault. 477 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,655 The things I do -- there's a puppet master. 478 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,896 There is no fucking puppet master! 479 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,670 I wouldn't taunt him, Jill. 480 00:20:29,704 --> 00:20:31,311 [ Door closes ] 481 00:20:31,345 --> 00:20:34,890 You have no idea the things he's capable of making you do. 482 00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:36,862 Puppet master. It's trite, is what it is. 483 00:20:36,897 --> 00:20:38,400 Just so goddamn predictable. 484 00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:40,170 Take responsibility for your actions. 485 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,976 [ Mockingly ] "We were broken up." 486 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,713 Yeah, well, I spent most of my marriage 487 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,615 suppressing the overwhelming desire 488 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:47,417 to sit on the face of the sparklettes driver. 489 00:20:47,452 --> 00:20:49,086 But did I do it? No. 490 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,621 Because I'm an autonomous human who makes choices 491 00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:53,223 and accepts the consequences 492 00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:55,358 no matter how horrible they may be. 493 00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:56,459 Is this real-life? 494 00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:57,861 No. You're dreaming. 495 00:20:57,895 --> 00:20:59,462 Now go harder. 496 00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,298 [ Grunts ] 497 00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:04,468 Taylor: Aunt Nancy! Your lover is here! 498 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:07,605 Oh, good. You brought my money. 499 00:21:08,774 --> 00:21:11,942 Until I met you, my life was perfect. 500 00:21:11,977 --> 00:21:13,945 Sure, I had a minor cocaine addiction, 501 00:21:13,979 --> 00:21:15,847 but generally, things were swell. 502 00:21:15,881 --> 00:21:19,451 Look, I'm sorry to leave you hanging, but I'm done. 503 00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:21,920 And plus, I need to keep Stevie in soccer. 504 00:21:21,955 --> 00:21:23,389 You want out? 505 00:21:23,423 --> 00:21:24,390 Me too. 506 00:21:24,424 --> 00:21:26,192 There. We're both out. 507 00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,860 But you also want money? 508 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:29,395 There is no money. 509 00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:31,263 If Doug and his idiot friend didn't skim it, 510 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:32,965 it went back into the business. 511 00:21:32,999 --> 00:21:35,600 Here's your golden parachute. 512 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:40,037 I hope I never have to see this boring fucking hippie drug 513 00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:42,039 for as long as I live. 514 00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:44,433 Goodbye, Nancy. 515 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,065 I'll miss your son's cock. 516 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:53,468 Ouellette: Legendary! 517 00:21:53,502 --> 00:21:55,436 - Yeah! Yeah! - Beatrice: Oh, fuck! Fuck! 518 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,669 - Fuck, fuck, fuck! - Yeah! 519 00:21:56,704 --> 00:21:58,669 This is a disaster. 520 00:21:58,704 --> 00:22:00,436 I'm sorry I brought you into this. 521 00:22:00,471 --> 00:22:01,737 Shh. Shh. 522 00:22:01,772 --> 00:22:03,205 Ouellette: Yes! Oh, oh! 523 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,972 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - Right there! Yes! 524 00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:06,673 - Ohh! - Yes, yes! 525 00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,674 Ohhhhh. 526 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,542 What are you doing? 527 00:22:09,576 --> 00:22:10,943 Checking your pupils. 528 00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:13,144 You can't tell if I like you or not? 529 00:22:16,814 --> 00:22:17,947 Oh. 530 00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:20,116 So, I didn't blow it by bringing you here? 531 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:22,484 [ Sighs ] I come from a long line of cops. 532 00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:26,853 They're all miserable, alcoholic hotheads. 533 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,589 So... I know all of this. 534 00:22:32,257 --> 00:22:33,857 Now... 535 00:22:33,892 --> 00:22:36,025 Take those off. 536 00:22:36,059 --> 00:22:38,827 [ Chuckles ] 537 00:22:38,861 --> 00:22:40,328 [ Chuckles ] 538 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,134 I brought you a towel. 539 00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:54,736 I saw you didn't bring yours today, so... 540 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:55,769 Hi. 541 00:22:55,804 --> 00:22:57,069 I should explain. 542 00:22:57,103 --> 00:22:58,903 Oh, no, no. Please. Please. 543 00:22:58,937 --> 00:23:00,537 Someone should get some use out of this pool. 544 00:23:00,571 --> 00:23:01,971 [ Sighs ] 545 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,372 Anyway, it's supposed to be good for rehab, right? 546 00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:08,241 It's a small town. 547 00:23:08,276 --> 00:23:11,077 Sometimes I work at the hospital. 548 00:23:11,111 --> 00:23:12,945 It's a great pool. 549 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,580 Thank you. 550 00:23:18,183 --> 00:23:20,851 I used to have a pool. 551 00:23:22,285 --> 00:23:24,953 I'm gonna get out now. 552 00:23:35,526 --> 00:23:40,196 I see you -- up there, watching me. 553 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:42,264 You are in my backyard. 554 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:43,298 True. 555 00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:44,833 [ Chuckles ] 556 00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:48,068 [ Inhales deeply ] 557 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:49,769 I'm, uh, I'm a rabbi. 558 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,604 So? 559 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,905 So, here. 560 00:23:52,939 --> 00:23:54,740 Sit. 561 00:23:57,943 --> 00:24:03,013 Every time I get out of your pool... 562 00:24:03,048 --> 00:24:05,448 I have this weird thing, 563 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:10,518 like maybe I'm gonna emerge a different person. 564 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,253 Tevilah. 565 00:24:13,288 --> 00:24:14,321 Hmm? 566 00:24:14,355 --> 00:24:17,223 Tevilah. It's like a Jewish baptism. 567 00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:19,358 The pool is the mikvah. 568 00:24:19,393 --> 00:24:22,194 The water is supposed to be brought in from a natural source, 569 00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,962 not pumped in from a hose 570 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:27,098 and chlorinated once a week by an ex-con from Glastonbury, 571 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,400 but the idea is the same. 572 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,568 And you know what the cool thing is? 573 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:35,072 Unlike baptism, in tevilah, 574 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,109 you get endless chances to be new. 575 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:45,380 I thought I was new, but... 576 00:24:45,415 --> 00:24:47,849 Maybe it was just the Vicodin. 577 00:24:51,486 --> 00:24:53,787 I can't keep making the same choices. 578 00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:57,590 Then don't. 579 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,303 The fuck?! 580 00:25:17,339 --> 00:25:18,573 Unh! 581 00:25:18,607 --> 00:25:20,141 What did you do with my plants? 582 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,341 I just got back from my date. 583 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:22,275 Bullshit. 584 00:25:22,309 --> 00:25:23,509 Want to smell my fingers? 585 00:25:23,543 --> 00:25:24,910 Something happened to your plants? 586 00:25:24,945 --> 00:25:26,045 Why don't you ask your weirdo friend? 587 00:25:31,049 --> 00:25:32,683 What's going on? 588 00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:35,486 What the fuck?! 589 00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:37,788 Code breaker! 590 00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:39,990 I didn't mean to! 591 00:25:40,024 --> 00:25:42,328 I guess we're even. 592 00:25:44,537 --> 00:25:46,107 Not cool! 593 00:25:46,142 --> 00:25:47,509 [ Bells jingle ] 594 00:25:47,543 --> 00:25:48,543 R.J.! 595 00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:49,545 Hello?! 596 00:25:49,579 --> 00:25:50,813 R.J.: We're closed. 597 00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:52,314 The fuck are my plants? 598 00:25:52,348 --> 00:25:54,483 Whoa. 599 00:25:54,517 --> 00:25:55,918 What happened to you? 600 00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:57,621 Oh, I realized I could feel things again, 601 00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:58,989 so I asked this dude to punch me in the face a couple times, 602 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,392 and, uh, he went a little overboard. 603 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,295 Well, what's the matter with you, man? Are you on drugs? 604 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,696 That's the point. Not anymore. 605 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,398 My parents have been drugging me since I was 13, 606 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,534 but I'm done wearing their blinders. 607 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,569 Just give me my plants, man. 608 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,506 I liked you. I thought you were kindred. 609 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,908 But it turns out you're an oaf. 610 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,676 You have no imagination. 611 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:23,949 You see it as drugs -- to push, like it's merch. 612 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:28,087 Like my parents' pills -- crass, dead, merch. 613 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:32,225 But it's not dead. 614 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:35,595 It's -- it's alive. It's -- it's ancient. 615 00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:38,030 It knows things. 616 00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:40,767 The plants pick you. 617 00:26:40,801 --> 00:26:45,572 But you have to be ready. It is a battle. 618 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,607 You control them or they control you, 619 00:26:47,642 --> 00:26:49,176 and I-I saw it today. 620 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,645 You don't understand the gift you have, 621 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:54,014 and you don't understand the plants. 622 00:26:56,787 --> 00:26:58,722 They fucking take you down. 623 00:26:58,756 --> 00:27:01,257 It would end badly for you. 624 00:27:02,927 --> 00:27:05,762 You couldn't see it, but I could, 625 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:07,798 so now they're all gone. 626 00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:10,368 You can thank me later... 627 00:27:10,402 --> 00:27:12,603 Or don't. 628 00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:14,249 I don't need you anymore. 629 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:42,135 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com