1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:01,763 Previously on Awkward... 2 00:00:01,788 --> 00:00:03,599 It was another natural disaster. 3 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:05,288 My mom's BFF, Ally. 4 00:00:05,389 --> 00:00:06,631 What's up, lil' bitch? 5 00:00:06,743 --> 00:00:07,741 Oh, you guys haven't met. 6 00:00:07,866 --> 00:00:09,600 Courtney, this is Jenna. 7 00:00:09,722 --> 00:00:11,054 Ricky? 8 00:00:11,895 --> 00:00:13,819 - I love you. - Awesome. 9 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:26,289 I couldn't shake what was keeping me awake. 10 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,857 That Jake said he loved me. 11 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:31,428 I didn't say it back, and I didn't know why. 12 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:34,697 What I did know was why I loved ice cream. 13 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:37,900 It was a delicious, comforting and cruel reminder 14 00:00:37,902 --> 00:00:40,703 of how cold I must have seemed when I left Jake hanging. 15 00:00:40,705 --> 00:00:43,506 But I never left my hoodies hanging 16 00:00:43,508 --> 00:00:45,308 because it was obvious I loved them. 17 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:47,177 They were versatile, good for all seasons 18 00:00:47,179 --> 00:00:50,013 and could hide me from the probing, late night questions 19 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,381 I didn't wanna face. 20 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:53,016 So I didn't know how I felt. 21 00:00:53,018 --> 00:00:54,284 I knew how to read a label. 22 00:00:54,286 --> 00:00:55,852 The label would tell me how long 23 00:00:55,854 --> 00:00:57,753 it would take for my problem to go away. 24 00:00:57,755 --> 00:01:00,423 Six weeks. The same amount of time it took Jake 25 00:01:00,425 --> 00:01:02,258 to know that he loved me. 26 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,227 Maybe I did know. 27 00:01:04,229 --> 00:01:06,229 But I didn't realize it yet. 28 00:01:06,231 --> 00:01:08,098 Because it was too soon. 29 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,632 And that was okay. 30 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,301 Nobody falls in love overnight. 31 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:12,435 It happened overnight. 32 00:01:12,437 --> 00:01:13,903 I'm in love. 33 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:16,272 Or maybe they do. 34 00:01:17,005 --> 00:01:19,886 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 35 00:01:19,921 --> 00:01:25,781 I can't believe my best friend is in love and engaged! 36 00:01:25,783 --> 00:01:27,950 And what do you mean by "it happened overnight"? 37 00:01:27,952 --> 00:01:30,920 Considering that ally's longest relationship was with nicotine, 38 00:01:30,922 --> 00:01:33,923 her spontaneous engagement seemed a bit sketch. 39 00:01:33,925 --> 00:01:35,558 Details. We want them all. 40 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,527 Dan. That's his name. 41 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:39,229 You were always so good with Dans. 44 00:01:43,701 --> 00:01:47,070 I'm not clear on exactly what, but the man is flush. 45 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,772 And the man drives a Porsche 46 00:01:49,774 --> 00:01:52,875 with a personalized license plate that says-- 47 00:01:52,877 --> 00:01:53,943 - "Dan the man"? 48 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:55,778 Yes! Good guess. 49 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:56,779 It was educated. 50 00:01:56,781 --> 00:01:58,381 If the dude wanted to marry Ally, 51 00:01:58,383 --> 00:02:00,116 he had to have questionable taste. 52 00:02:00,118 --> 00:02:01,151 Don't judge, lil' bitch. 53 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:02,318 Be grateful that your future 54 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,486 uncle in law can afford 55 00:02:03,488 --> 00:02:04,687 to surgically pack your cans 56 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,955 since nature's not going to. 57 00:02:05,957 --> 00:02:07,424 Love him already. 58 00:02:07,426 --> 00:02:09,725 So, two weeks ago, while I was visiting my folks, 59 00:02:09,727 --> 00:02:11,194 I was working down at the beach club 60 00:02:11,196 --> 00:02:12,995 while I pretended to look for a job. 61 00:02:12,997 --> 00:02:14,764 Meanwhile, Dan was pretending to work out 62 00:02:14,766 --> 00:02:17,733 while he made it his job to watch me sweat. 63 00:02:19,804 --> 00:02:21,804 And then you got to know him and he said he loved you 64 00:02:21,806 --> 00:02:23,606 and while you weren't sure how you felt at first, 65 00:02:23,608 --> 00:02:25,375 you soon realized that he was the best guy you ever met? 66 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:27,677 No. Then we went to Paris 67 00:02:27,679 --> 00:02:31,847 and he put a 4.6 karat rock on my finger. Bam! 68 00:02:31,849 --> 00:02:33,383 He took you to Paris? 69 00:02:33,385 --> 00:02:35,718 And he gave me his black Amex. 70 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,687 So when did you know you loved him? 71 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:39,789 I don't know. In the airport? 72 00:02:39,791 --> 00:02:42,225 I can't remember all the details. 73 00:02:42,227 --> 00:02:44,527 Can't you just be happy for me? 74 00:02:44,529 --> 00:02:45,962 Jenna, we saw that. 75 00:02:45,964 --> 00:02:47,363 It was a supportive eye roll, 76 00:02:47,365 --> 00:02:49,099 because now you don't have to get a job. 77 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,333 I know! 78 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:51,367 I don't know, 79 00:02:51,369 --> 00:02:52,435 I just didn't say it back. 80 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:54,070 So you left Jake hanging? 81 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:55,505 No, I kissed him. 82 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:57,640 Okay, this is promising. And then? 83 00:02:57,642 --> 00:02:59,109 And then I might have said, "awesome." 84 00:02:59,111 --> 00:03:00,743 Holy pulled goalie. 85 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,945 Exactly, it was pre-emotional ejaculation. 86 00:03:02,947 --> 00:03:05,582 No, saying "awesome" on the heels of an ily 87 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:08,218 is the equivalent of knocking someone up with heartache. 88 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,619 Or peeing in their face. 89 00:03:09,621 --> 00:03:11,154 Which you wouldn't know, tinkle-bell. 90 00:03:11,156 --> 00:03:12,222 That's right. 91 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:13,356 I have an explosive bladder. 92 00:03:13,358 --> 00:03:14,524 It has a mind of its own 93 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:16,826 so step away or I might spray you. 94 00:03:16,828 --> 00:03:18,561 Okay, think fast. 95 00:03:18,563 --> 00:03:21,063 Imagine I'm an unhinged, over-medicated hair stylist 96 00:03:21,065 --> 00:03:22,932 and I'm about to mow down your mane that you've been growing 97 00:03:22,934 --> 00:03:24,267 since the fourth grade unless you answer 98 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:25,968 this question honestly. 99 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,003 Are you in love with Jake? 100 00:03:27,005 --> 00:03:28,471 One. Two. 101 00:03:28,473 --> 00:03:29,939 It's not that I don't feel something. 102 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:31,141 It's just that I'm not sure I feel "it". 103 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:32,942 You're not in love. 104 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:35,611 Don't be so tentative. 105 00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:36,812 Grab 'em! 106 00:03:36,814 --> 00:03:38,280 I like it when you take charge. 107 00:03:38,282 --> 00:03:40,049 And I like it when you don't speak. 108 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:41,717 Oh, you're such a woman. 109 00:03:41,719 --> 00:03:45,187 Pipe down and feel me up. 110 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:46,556 I can't stop thinking about you. 111 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:47,857 And you can't tell me you don't 112 00:03:47,859 --> 00:03:49,358 feel what's happening between us. 113 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,660 Oh, I can. 114 00:03:50,662 --> 00:03:51,761 And if you'd shut up, 115 00:03:51,763 --> 00:03:54,463 I might let it out to breathe. 116 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,732 This isn't just some sordid affair, dollface. 117 00:03:56,734 --> 00:03:59,035 I wanna win your heart. 118 00:03:59,037 --> 00:04:03,539 I am not, nor will I ever be your dollface. 119 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:05,274 - Why not? - It should be obvi, 120 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:07,743 but I guess I need to break it down. 121 00:04:07,745 --> 00:04:09,511 I don't do band geeks. 122 00:04:09,513 --> 00:04:11,013 At least not in public. 123 00:04:11,015 --> 00:04:15,317 Ah, but I'm the schwartzman. 124 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:16,418 I am the band. 125 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:20,355 Then this is all you get. 126 00:04:25,462 --> 00:04:27,797 Okay, so let's say I'm not in love, 127 00:04:27,799 --> 00:04:29,198 which I'm not saying. 128 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,700 - What do I do? - Break up. 129 00:04:30,702 --> 00:04:32,702 - Break up? Why? - Because it's not fair. 130 00:04:32,704 --> 00:04:33,803 You're leading him on. 131 00:04:33,805 --> 00:04:35,471 I'm not leading him on. 132 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,806 I'm taking my time. 133 00:04:36,808 --> 00:04:37,940 Matty did that with me 134 00:04:37,942 --> 00:04:39,241 and he came around eventually. 135 00:04:39,243 --> 00:04:41,276 When you were in a new relationship. 136 00:04:41,278 --> 00:04:42,945 But I love being Jake's girlfriend. 137 00:04:42,947 --> 00:04:44,780 See, love just slipped right out. 138 00:04:44,782 --> 00:04:46,281 Totally unprovoked. 139 00:04:46,283 --> 00:04:47,316 That's a good sign. 140 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:48,751 Maybe I'm coming around. 141 00:04:48,753 --> 00:04:51,220 You don't just come around. You know. 142 00:04:51,222 --> 00:04:53,355 Like with Fred, I could tell the second 143 00:04:53,357 --> 00:04:56,125 he pumped me a cup with more foam than beer. 144 00:04:56,127 --> 00:04:57,927 He could sense I was a lightweight. 145 00:04:57,929 --> 00:04:59,962 I think everyone could sense that 146 00:04:59,964 --> 00:05:01,396 when you were blowing chunks by the door. 147 00:05:01,398 --> 00:05:03,633 But, that doesn't take anything away 148 00:05:03,635 --> 00:05:05,034 from the fact that you know, Ming. 149 00:05:05,036 --> 00:05:07,036 'Cause people just know when they know. 150 00:05:07,038 --> 00:05:09,905 But how do you know when you know? 151 00:05:09,907 --> 00:05:14,209 - Hey, beautiful. - Die. 152 00:05:14,211 --> 00:05:15,277 Damn it. 153 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:16,612 You just know. 154 00:05:16,614 --> 00:05:17,847 And you know I'm the one 155 00:05:17,849 --> 00:05:19,348 and only Jake Rosati, 156 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,549 with a special guest. 157 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:22,584 Matty McKibben. 158 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:25,154 And these are the Palace Hills morning announcements. 159 00:05:25,156 --> 00:05:26,889 It's black history month, titans, 160 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,158 and so today we have a very special history lesson 161 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,527 brought to you via recording from our very own, 162 00:05:31,529 --> 00:05:35,464 very white history teacher, Mr. Samuel Wollman. 163 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:39,501 So last night... ending up at the same place. 164 00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:41,336 - That was a little awkward. - Yeah. 165 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:42,604 But not as awkward as it was 166 00:05:42,606 --> 00:05:43,839 when I told Jenna that I loved her. 167 00:05:43,841 --> 00:05:45,775 What? When did you guys have sex? 168 00:05:45,777 --> 00:05:47,309 We haven't. 169 00:05:47,311 --> 00:05:49,645 But that's off the table because I freaked her out. 170 00:05:49,647 --> 00:05:51,180 You know what her response to me was? 171 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:52,948 "Awesome." 172 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:54,150 Yeah, that's because you can't say 173 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:55,651 "I love you" before you have sex. 174 00:05:55,653 --> 00:05:56,852 Come on, man, there isn't an order. 175 00:05:56,854 --> 00:05:59,155 Dude you are so JV. 176 00:05:59,157 --> 00:06:02,591 Right now you are at the "I love hanging out with you" 177 00:06:02,593 --> 00:06:04,927 or the "I love being around you" phase. 178 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,128 You aren't supposed to blow 179 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,797 the "I love you" wad until after sex. 180 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:09,565 That's the carrot you dangle to get it, baby. 181 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,600 - I could just take it back. - You can't take it back. 182 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:12,902 It's out there. 183 00:06:12,904 --> 00:06:14,570 Now you just gotta play it cool, all right. 184 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:18,207 Easy for you to say, you've never been in love before. 185 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:19,241 Aha. 186 00:06:19,243 --> 00:06:20,609 Evidence of my love. 187 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:23,112 Note the big smile, warm embrace. 188 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:27,817 Need I say more? 189 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:29,618 Hey, do we look in love? 190 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:30,820 Thank you. 191 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:31,821 If I didn't know these people, 192 00:06:31,823 --> 00:06:32,755 I'd be convinced. 193 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:34,289 But you do know these people. 194 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,859 And you don't need to convince me or anyone else. 195 00:06:36,861 --> 00:06:39,428 You need to convince yourself and maybe your notebook. 196 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,763 Of what? 197 00:06:40,765 --> 00:06:43,165 That you're not still into Matty. 198 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:45,634 No way. That ship has sailed. 199 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,169 It wasn't entirely true. 200 00:06:47,171 --> 00:06:50,039 My feelings for Matty were present and accounted for. 201 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:53,275 But like Jake, I didn't know how to interpret them. 202 00:06:53,277 --> 00:06:56,278 Was residual love for Matty clouding my new love for Jake? 203 00:06:56,280 --> 00:07:00,116 We know you were in love with Matty, but when did you know? 204 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:05,054 - It was... after we had sex. - Okay. 205 00:07:05,056 --> 00:07:06,922 You have to have sex with Jake, then you'll know. 206 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:09,291 I wasn't sure I was ready to have sex with Jake. 207 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:11,727 It wasn't a question I ever pondered with Matty. 208 00:07:11,729 --> 00:07:12,895 I just did it. 209 00:07:12,897 --> 00:07:15,364 Did I just need to do "it" again? 210 00:07:27,378 --> 00:07:29,511 Hey. 211 00:07:29,513 --> 00:07:30,913 Yo. 212 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:32,714 - I've been thinking-- - That's funny. 213 00:07:32,716 --> 00:07:34,817 Because, uh, last night, I wasn't. 214 00:07:34,819 --> 00:07:37,486 I think I know what you're about to say. 215 00:07:37,488 --> 00:07:38,921 - We should have sex. - What? 216 00:07:38,923 --> 00:07:41,323 I think we should have sex. 217 00:07:44,162 --> 00:07:45,360 Oh, uh, the mic. 218 00:07:45,362 --> 00:07:47,196 - Was that just-- - Yeah. 219 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,711 So I've megaphoned my mission to bang my beau. 220 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:56,080 Maybe no one knew the voice over the PA was me. 221 00:07:56,082 --> 00:07:59,384 Dude, yo I heard Jenna Hamilton rolls commando 222 00:07:59,386 --> 00:08:01,619 so she's good to go at all times. 223 00:08:01,621 --> 00:08:04,088 Apparently, Jenna Hamilton can't live 224 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:05,990 without Jake's man juice. 225 00:08:05,992 --> 00:08:09,126 Jenna Hamilton can't keep it in her pants. 226 00:08:09,128 --> 00:08:11,862 Slut. 227 00:08:11,864 --> 00:08:13,898 I was overreacting. 228 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:16,000 There was nothing to avoid. 229 00:08:16,002 --> 00:08:17,968 Nothing but-- 230 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,003 My pile of denial. 231 00:08:19,005 --> 00:08:21,906 Which I had stepped in. Again. 232 00:08:21,908 --> 00:08:23,775 I'm down to bone. 233 00:08:23,777 --> 00:08:27,578 Nice try, dude, but the girl's got higher standards. 234 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:30,214 Which I would know firsthand. 235 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:33,017 - Come on, it was a joke. - Not funny. 236 00:08:33,019 --> 00:08:34,885 Okay, I'll quit. 237 00:08:34,887 --> 00:08:37,288 - So... - So... 238 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:38,856 You and Jake are gonna do the deed. 239 00:08:38,858 --> 00:08:42,593 I realize I made a very public pronouncement, 240 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:44,329 but I'm not ready to discuss the details with you. 241 00:08:44,331 --> 00:08:45,330 Why not? 242 00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:46,698 Um, because you and I 243 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,199 were just sealing the deal a few months ago 244 00:08:48,201 --> 00:08:49,367 and because it's weird. 245 00:08:49,369 --> 00:08:50,668 Maybe talking about it 246 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,102 will help us get out of the weird zone 247 00:08:52,104 --> 00:08:53,904 and put us into the friend one. 248 00:08:53,906 --> 00:08:55,673 You should let me casually give Jake some pointers 249 00:08:55,675 --> 00:08:58,108 about the Jenna dos and don'ts. 250 00:08:58,110 --> 00:09:00,845 Wait, what do you mean, Jenna's dos and don'ts? 251 00:09:00,847 --> 00:09:02,613 You know, the stuff you do and don't like when doing it. 252 00:09:02,615 --> 00:09:05,182 I do not have dos and don'ts. 253 00:09:05,184 --> 00:09:06,851 Oh, yes you do. Remember the playhouse? 254 00:09:06,853 --> 00:09:08,085 You were on top of me, and you-- 255 00:09:08,087 --> 00:09:10,421 Do not tell Jake to do that. 256 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:12,022 I'm not gonna tell Jake anything. 257 00:09:12,024 --> 00:09:16,260 But I will tell you this. Go easy, he's nervous. 258 00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:19,029 He really... likes you. 259 00:09:19,031 --> 00:09:21,599 While the Jake case was still under investigation, 260 00:09:21,601 --> 00:09:24,802 I realized the Matty case had not gone cold. 261 00:09:24,804 --> 00:09:27,438 It was closed 'cause I finally knew something. 262 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,740 Matty and I were friends. 263 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:32,643 What's up, suicidal slut? 264 00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:35,747 Get used to it, sex is gonna pay your way through college. 265 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,047 You're welcome. 266 00:09:37,049 --> 00:09:40,351 Mmm, dollface. 267 00:09:40,353 --> 00:09:42,186 Skedatz, I have a call to make. 268 00:09:42,188 --> 00:09:45,790 Don't look at me, keep moving, pull out your phone 269 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:48,125 and pretend you're having a conversation. 270 00:09:48,127 --> 00:09:52,730 What happened between us was supposed to be a one time deal. 271 00:09:52,732 --> 00:09:54,832 One and done. 272 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:58,168 It was Valentine's Day, and I was in a vulnerable place. 273 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:01,038 This morning was... hormonal. 274 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,840 Don't read into it! 275 00:10:02,842 --> 00:10:05,810 I'm gonna fall apart without you, dollface. 276 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:07,211 You can live with that? 277 00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:08,780 I'm gonna cry. 278 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,681 I'm seriously gonna cry right here right now. 279 00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:12,950 Fine, meet me after school. 280 00:10:12,952 --> 00:10:15,853 But consider it a parting gift. 281 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:22,960 I know what you're doing after school. 282 00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,028 Everyone does. 283 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,362 If it isn't "info nympho" 284 00:10:25,364 --> 00:10:26,531 and "peed-her-pants pants." 285 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:30,200 I prefer tinkle-bell, thank you! 286 00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:31,402 It's fun to be us. 287 00:10:31,404 --> 00:10:32,904 Jenna Hamilton, 288 00:10:32,906 --> 00:10:35,840 please report to the vice principal's office. 289 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:40,144 So, I heard there might be something you wanna discuss. 290 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,278 Nope. Nothing. 291 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,747 Not even... 292 00:10:42,749 --> 00:10:45,616 Chugga-chugga-chugga -choo-choo? 293 00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:47,384 - Definitely not that. - All right, listen. 294 00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:48,653 I'm gonna give you a little advice 295 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:50,321 that my mom imparted on me. 296 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:51,989 Always be a lady in the street, 297 00:10:51,991 --> 00:10:55,159 freak in the sheets, and quiet over the PA system. 298 00:10:55,161 --> 00:10:56,461 Your mom said that? 299 00:10:56,463 --> 00:10:58,128 Actually, it might have been Usher. 300 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,698 And the PA tidbit, that's just my own rule of thumb. 301 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,366 I find that sometimes it's better to use 302 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:06,537 suggestive gestures in public rather than overt expressions 303 00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:09,640 - like, "do me, big boy." - I didn't say that. 304 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,175 No what you said just spelled it out. 305 00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:12,409 At least "do me, big boy" 306 00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:13,711 has alternate connotations, 307 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,713 like spreading mustard on a footlong. 308 00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:19,851 Jenna, I am not trying to further your embarrassment 309 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,854 or turn this into a bigger deal than it already is, 310 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:26,056 - but you could go to jail! - For what? 311 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:27,792 P.M.U.I. 312 00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:29,560 Premeditated underage intercourse. 313 00:11:29,562 --> 00:11:32,396 There's no law against wanting to have sex. 314 00:11:32,398 --> 00:11:33,931 There is if you wanna have sex with a minor. 315 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:35,132 We're both minors. 316 00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:36,166 I'm not a pervert. 317 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:37,234 Well... 318 00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:38,268 That's still up for debate. 319 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,436 I mean, we already know 320 00:11:39,438 --> 00:11:40,671 you have a fetish for open forums. 321 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:43,508 - Can I go now? - Sure, see you at home. 322 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,309 - What? - Oh, I'm going to yoga 323 00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:46,777 this afternoon with L-Dawg. 324 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,713 Your mom. 325 00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:52,850 Don't worry, I won't let her know you're a ho-bag. 326 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:57,421 Between all the heckles and howls, I had come to my senses. 327 00:11:57,423 --> 00:11:59,490 Sex was not the answer. 328 00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:01,993 - The answer is yes. - To what? 329 00:12:01,995 --> 00:12:04,428 To the question that reverbed around the hall? 330 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,230 That was more of a statement. 331 00:12:06,232 --> 00:12:08,699 Either way, I'm in. 332 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,801 Okay, so I guess we should talk logistics. 333 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:12,670 - When do you wanna do it? - As soon as possible. 334 00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:16,240 Okay, how's tomorrow after school? 335 00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:18,943 Uh, I have AsB. Friday? 336 00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:20,244 Out with my dad. Darn it. 337 00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:21,245 Guess we're gonna have to wait. 338 00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:22,379 And maybe forget. 339 00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:25,182 Okay, well let's just look 340 00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:27,117 at next week and pencil it in. 341 00:12:27,119 --> 00:12:29,854 You know, so we don't forget. 342 00:12:29,856 --> 00:12:33,323 It looks like I could squeeze it in now. You? 343 00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:35,125 You're in luck. 344 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,761 And I was in trouble. 345 00:12:36,763 --> 00:12:38,328 There were no take-backs with sex. 346 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:39,830 Good to go. Where to? 347 00:12:39,832 --> 00:12:42,066 - My car? - It's too small. 348 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,601 Oh, yeah. 349 00:12:43,603 --> 00:12:45,002 Well doesn't your mom have yoga today? 350 00:12:45,004 --> 00:12:46,871 Yeah, but she's only gonna be gone two hours. 351 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:47,939 Two hours. 352 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,041 I'll be lucky if I last two minutes. 353 00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:50,975 I mean... 354 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:52,910 Uh, 20.. minutes. 355 00:12:52,912 --> 00:12:55,913 Are you sure you wanna do this? We don't have to. 356 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,347 You know, if you're nervous, or... 357 00:12:57,349 --> 00:12:59,216 And like that, I wasn't. 358 00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:00,651 Jake wasn't laying on the pressure. 359 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:02,252 He was buckling under it. 360 00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:03,454 - I wanna do it. - Yes! 361 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:06,090 I mean, it's cool, baby. 362 00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,926 I can't believe you wanted to do it in your car. 363 00:13:11,097 --> 00:13:13,030 - I quit band. - Good for you. 364 00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:17,702 Babe, I traded in my tenor sax for my tender saxton. 365 00:13:17,704 --> 00:13:21,205 - That was idiotic. - I'm a fool. 366 00:13:21,207 --> 00:13:22,473 Fool for love. 367 00:13:22,475 --> 00:13:24,174 What the hell is wrong with you? 368 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:27,812 I treat you like crap and you keep coming back for more. 369 00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:28,879 I get it. 370 00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:29,847 You're too good for me. 371 00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:31,281 I knew I could never be 372 00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:35,786 with a girl as funny and as smart and as beautiful as you, 373 00:13:35,788 --> 00:13:38,422 but I had to try. 374 00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:40,891 Why can't this just be about sex? 375 00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:43,728 - Well, we aren't having sex. - You know what I mean. 376 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,663 Don't play with me, dollface. 377 00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:47,632 If I don't have you and I don't have the band, 378 00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:48,966 I got nothing in this world. 379 00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:52,937 Aw, Jesus, kiss me before I throw up. 380 00:13:52,939 --> 00:13:54,672 Are you excited? 381 00:13:54,674 --> 00:13:57,008 - I can tell you are. - We're doing this. 382 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,944 We're really doing this. 383 00:14:02,781 --> 00:14:05,149 Oh... 384 00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,284 We're not doing this. 385 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,854 Mom? Isn't it time for yoga? 386 00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:13,165 Ally here persuaded us to down the hatch 387 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,234 instead of downward the dog. 388 00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:19,939 Wait a minute, did we spoil your plan to have sex? 389 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:24,076 And on that note, nice to see you. 390 00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:25,444 - Rain check? - Rain check. 391 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,291 What are you doing here? 392 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,493 Oh, it's my favorite niece. 393 00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:43,963 I'm your only niece. 394 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,898 Dan the man is your uncle? 395 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,066 Jenna's also her niece. 396 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:48,067 Please tell me we are 397 00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:49,602 not about to be related. 398 00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:51,604 - She's all yours. - So you guys know each other? 399 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:52,838 Everyone knows Jenna. 400 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,406 She has a reputation. 401 00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:55,808 Are you ready to go? 402 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:59,445 Jenna, isn't it fun that Dan is Sadie's uncle 403 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,414 and he went to Palace Hills, too. 404 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:06,786 Although he must have been a few years ahead of us. 405 00:15:06,788 --> 00:15:07,887 How about a decade? 406 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,889 My uncle like 'em young. 407 00:15:09,891 --> 00:15:11,857 Well, young-ish. 408 00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:12,959 Thanks, sweets. 409 00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,994 He's not quite the ten I am. 410 00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:17,129 Let's be honest, he's a four. 411 00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,731 And since we're about to be family, 412 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,132 I won't pull any punches. 413 00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:23,235 You're more of a six. You're welcome. 414 00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:25,571 You're pretty funny for a big girl. 415 00:15:25,573 --> 00:15:28,641 And you're refreshingly transparent for a gold-digger. 416 00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:31,477 Al, I'm worried. I really think you need 417 00:15:31,479 --> 00:15:34,480 to sleep with Dan before you get married. 418 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,816 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you haven't sampled the goods? 419 00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:41,721 Oh, I've sampled and let me tell you, he is well-endowed. 420 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,623 - In the bank. - Woo woo! 421 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,592 - Why are you deflecting. - She's got herpes. 422 00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:49,629 I'm not gonna lie, I've had to get past a few things. 423 00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:50,896 Like his back. 424 00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:52,464 I mean, the man might be part-bear. 425 00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:53,766 But he thinks I'm smart 426 00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:55,434 and funny and beautiful. 427 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:56,802 He's trying to get laid. 428 00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:58,771 He sees me the way I see myself. 429 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:00,572 Perfect as is. 430 00:16:00,574 --> 00:16:03,575 That's why I want our first time to be special. 431 00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:05,911 But it isn't your first time, so how can it be special? 432 00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:07,379 Oh, it can be special. 433 00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:09,481 - Your dad was special. - That doesn't count. 434 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:10,516 He was your one and only. 435 00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:13,786 Shh! 436 00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:16,288 Your mom had a life before your dad. 437 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,857 But not quite the life I've had. 438 00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:21,593 That is code for huge va-jay-jay. 439 00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:22,862 I used to jump into the sack 440 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,930 thinking it would clarify how I felt. 441 00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,231 - And did it? - No. 442 00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:27,700 If the feelings weren't there before, 443 00:16:27,702 --> 00:16:30,235 then the sex was just that. Sex. 444 00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:33,372 By the way, Lace, you could use some. 445 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,175 We're gonna start mining your new husband prospects 446 00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:38,878 at my wedding. 447 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,481 Are you implying that my current husband 448 00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:43,816 isn't gonna work out? 449 00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:46,285 Because... I'm a terrible person 450 00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,888 and he deserves better. 451 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:52,658 I don't think he loves me anymore. 452 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,861 You know, if you drink enough wine, it tastes like love. 453 00:16:55,863 --> 00:17:00,566 I'm gonna go to my room. 454 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:02,267 - Skinny bitch. - Yeah? - Yeah? - Yeah? 455 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:03,969 I'm leaving in three minutes so you better deal 456 00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:06,471 with this emotional crisis quickly. 457 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,207 I'll be in the car. 458 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,910 - I hate her. - I love her. 459 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,083 Dollface? 460 00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:18,117 Did you mean all those things 461 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,251 you said to me today? 462 00:17:19,253 --> 00:17:20,886 - Which ones? - All of them. 463 00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:22,788 Yes, of course. 464 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:23,889 Do you hate me? 465 00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:24,924 No. 466 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:27,193 - Do you like me? - Maybe. 467 00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,427 Can I take you to dinner? 468 00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:31,530 Don't push it, but call me later. 469 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:32,798 Yes! 470 00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,702 On my quest to figure out my feelings, 471 00:17:36,704 --> 00:17:38,838 I was left only more confused. 472 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,906 If sex wouldn't clarify anything, 473 00:17:40,908 --> 00:17:42,474 was it worth the risk? 474 00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:46,278 Honey? 475 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,216 I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. 476 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:51,984 I did not mean to embarrass you. 477 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:53,585 Don't worry, it wasn't the first time. 478 00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,855 And it won't be the last. 479 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,523 Mom, were you in love with the other guys you slept with? 480 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:01,093 Guy. There was only one. 481 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:03,929 And I don't know if I was in love with him. 482 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:07,032 We had sex before I knew how I felt. 483 00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:10,335 But with your dad, it just... 484 00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:13,806 It all happened at the same time. 485 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:16,208 Jenna, contrary to the advice 486 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:18,911 I've been giving Ally, you need to know 487 00:18:18,913 --> 00:18:23,582 that every first time is the first time. 488 00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:26,518 And it should be special. 489 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:33,759 - Hey. - Oh, hey, babe. 490 00:18:33,761 --> 00:18:35,094 Pick me up in ten. 491 00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:37,229 I'll bring the condoms. 492 00:18:39,997 --> 00:18:41,211 Well, here we are. 493 00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:44,186 Yep, here we are in your mom's minivan 494 00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:45,420 in a discrete location. 495 00:18:45,422 --> 00:18:47,723 Call me crazy, but this feels a little hinky. 496 00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,792 Damn it, now you've ruined 497 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,727 my surprised hijacking of your virginity. 498 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,595 Oh, right, that's already been taken. 499 00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,430 Touche. Okay, let's do this. 500 00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:58,700 Hold on, hold on, you're getting ahead of yourself. 501 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,678 - Moonlight romance. - Ooh, swanky. 502 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,712 Necessary. 503 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,848 My sister's a big slob. 504 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,684 - Just trying to make it-- - Special? 505 00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:17,352 Come here. 506 00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:18,988 Uh, wait, wait. 507 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,190 Um... This just doesn't really feel right. 508 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,893 I just am feeling a little exposed. 509 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,327 You can leave your shirt on. 510 00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:28,130 No. No, all of it. 511 00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:30,065 I feel like you're doing this to make me feel better 512 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,934 about the other night, and you don't need to. 513 00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:34,170 I said what I was feeling. 514 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,972 What I am feeling. 515 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:38,240 But I didn't say it so that you 516 00:19:38,242 --> 00:19:39,741 would say it back or sleep with me. 517 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,411 I said it because... 518 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,013 I can't hold it in anymore. 519 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:47,382 I don't wanna do this unless you do. 520 00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:54,089 Because if we do this and you don't feel it back... 521 00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:58,360 - Then I don't think that-- - That you can date me anymore? 522 00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,830 No. 523 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:04,266 That I'd be able to get over you, Jenna. 524 00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,101 I just want this to mean something to both of us. 525 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:10,072 And it would, because I finally knew. 526 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:12,074 I was in love. 527 00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:13,775 But I didn't wanna say it in a minivan. 528 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,110 It'll be worth the wait. 529 00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:16,578 I promise. 530 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,481 ♪ No one like you ♪ 531 00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:21,750 ♪ no one like you ♪ 532 00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:27,422 ♪ no one like you ♪ 533 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:28,991 ♪ no ♪ 534 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,592 ♪ no ♪ 535 00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:32,728 ♪ no ♪ 536 00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:34,842 Next on Awkward... 537 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:37,199 I can't have a wedding without a basket! 538 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:38,901 Ally's lost half her body weight along with her sanity. 539 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,736 Change of plans, dude, I don't need a suit. 540 00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:42,371 Good thing, 'cause this might be cursed. 541 00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:43,939 Last time I wore it was to the formal. 542 00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:46,075 When you got dissed by that girl with that other guy? 543 00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,509 Who was that anyway? 544 00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:49,211 You really are the fool. 545 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,280 - Ask Matty. - Go to hell. 546 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,414 You don't know?