1 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,811 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,105 I used to be in the drug business, too. 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,974 - With whom? - A small company, 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,105 but I'm looking to get back into the field. 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,479 - Who are you here for? - My dead brother's wife. 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,984 I fucked her sister up against the wall of her room. 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,534 I see you, up there, watching me. 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,658 - I'm a rabbi. - So? 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,617 You're thinking like a mouse. Think like a king. 10 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,825 We're starting a charity? That does what? 11 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:37,209 I don't know. But last week, Vehement donated a buttload of money to it. 12 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,413 Holy shit. 13 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,708 That sitar was George Harrison's. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,509 It's amazing how much you can buy at an auction 15 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,052 with a shitload of charity money. 16 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,470 Do you have plans tonight? 17 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,843 You want me to meet your mom? 18 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,845 You're a lot alike. She's really intense. 19 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,973 That's a perversely sweet thing to say. 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,099 I'm pregnant. 21 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,098 Get a job. 22 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,110 This is what your company makes. 23 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,228 Maritor. 24 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,399 It's synthetic pot. Like drinking near-beer. 25 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:05,824 The marijuana pill. 26 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,277 If you're hired, you'll have access to this whole wing. 27 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,112 Gotta show me you got the goods. 28 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,947 Won't be a problem. 29 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,556 WEEDS 30 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,389 Bear-head pancakes! Bear-head pancakes! 31 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,520 Thank you, Mommy. 32 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:21,852 So, honey, just like in Busytown, everyone has a job to do. 33 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,233 Like the dog that's a policeman 34 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,657 and the pink mouse that drives her tow truck. 35 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,575 Here's butter. 36 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,655 Today Silas and Mommy are starting... 37 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,455 Here, you read. My eyes are shit. 38 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,702 What are you two doing? 39 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,822 - Are you gonna wear that? - What's wrong with this? 40 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:42,121 Yeah, it's in there. You're cool. Nice Yoda pancakes. 41 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,626 They're bear heads. 42 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,174 Did I say Yoda? I meant Yogi Bear. Yum. 43 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,126 Eat the bear! 44 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,632 It's an office, Mom. 45 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,260 I know it's an office. I've worked in an office. 46 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,966 When did you work in an office? 47 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,017 - Black shoe polish? - Junk drawer. 48 00:02:56,093 --> 00:03:01,896 Before. Doug's scam hedge-fund place thing. That was an office. 49 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:06,062 That is not a real office. You have to look appropriate. 50 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:11,325 It was a real office, and I do look appropriate. 51 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,536 Jill, sweater. 52 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,157 It's mine anyway. Off. 53 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,583 - Say please. - Please. 54 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,207 You look up the list on my phone. You read, I'll pull. 55 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:27,999 Okay- 56 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:32,759 Pineapple, all soft cheeses, sprouts, raw meats, tuna. 57 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,090 What are you doing? 58 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,551 Hey, that's my goat's milk brie. That's expensive, put... 59 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,682 Oh, my God. 60 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,728 See you in nine months, sprouts. 61 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,897 You've got to be kidding me. 62 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,947 What? You think I'm too long in the tooth? 63 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,327 Well, praise the Lord and pass the stretch-mark cream! 64 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,788 I'm still fresh on the inside. 65 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,794 Congratulations. 66 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,749 Shouldn't be late for work. First impressions. 67 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,214 Congratulations, guys. 68 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,966 Come on. Mom. 69 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:21,970 Okay- 70 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,517 Smith Johnson Pharmaceutical 71 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:27,108 Smith Johnson. Helping people live better tomorrows, today. 72 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,856 Okay. Great. What's next? 73 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,734 Well, what's next is, evidently, 74 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,989 they're sending you out today to make sales calls. 75 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:41,665 And without the three-week orientation all the rest of us had to do. 76 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,705 And without any sales-rep experience. 77 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,003 And your drug is Maritor? 78 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,215 I have Nexxol and Argimet. 79 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,419 If they wanted me to add Maritor, they could have just... 80 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,468 I spot perfection! 81 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,599 Hi, Deb. How we doing this morning? 82 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,051 - Morning! - Nancy Botwin. 83 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,353 Mark Powell, Regional Manager. 84 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,557 Heard many good things. Very glad to have you on board. 85 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,859 Thanks! Glad to be here. 86 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,279 I hear you're our one-woman grassroots effort to revive Maritor, 87 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,027 and I do mean grassroots. 88 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,778 Okey-dokey. 89 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,864 And good luck out there. 90 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,415 I'll tell you what, Nancy. 91 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:32,379 For today, why don't we start with just this one? 92 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,463 Same building I'll be in most of the day. 93 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,516 Super nice, easy to see, loves reps. 94 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,059 I mean, he'll just talk your ear right off if you let him. 95 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,894 He's basically a... 96 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,766 Total asshole, with hate, rage and disdain for all we do? 97 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,896 Maybe? 98 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,736 I think we would be remiss 99 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:59,160 if we gave you a false sense of what this job entails. 100 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,613 It's not exactly selling lipstick at Macy's. 101 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:10,083 We can re-group at the end of the day and compare notes, bandage wounds. 102 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,926 Ready for battle. 103 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,518 Anything you need for growing, they'll get for you. 104 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,267 Nutrients, supplies. 105 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,851 Just ask Tom. He'll do a requisition form lickety-split. 106 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,654 I mean, this is place is awesome, right? I'm Craig. 107 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,697 - Silas. - Air! 108 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,445 It's cool. It's cool. I was in his air. 109 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,997 - I don't think that'll hurt the plants. - He doesn't like to be hot. 110 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,622 CO2! 111 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:55,461 You gotta talk on a parallel plane to the trays. 112 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,425 You know, carbon dioxide. 113 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,470 He knows. Now he knows, Zachary. 114 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,052 Just keep it on a parallel plane. 115 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:06,135 Better to not talk at all, though. See you at lunch. 116 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,824 So, I figured you're my best shot for employment, Jew to Jew. 117 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,411 As you can see on my resume, I have substantial rabbinical... 118 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,909 Well, perhaps not so much substantial experience 119 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:31,835 as substantial time spent attending rabbinical school, 120 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,413 shirking military service, to be honest. 121 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:40,674 But I do have a solid lifetime of informal counseling experience, 122 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:46,350 so I could serve as an advisor or a rabbinical assistant, if you need one. 123 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:52,102 I can dust off the ark, vacuum carpets, keep the siddurim piled neatly. 124 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,432 Or even cook! 125 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:58,271 I'm not averse to feeding the flock literally, as well as spiritually. 126 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,481 I make a light, fluffy latke. 127 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:04,318 Not many know how to keep the potatoes from becoming greasy and leaden. 128 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,199 That's a skill. I know this is all over the place. 129 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,619 But I'm gonna be a father soon, 130 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:16,126 so getting a job has become more of a priority in the past six hours. 131 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,999 A father? Andy, maze! tov! 132 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,009 - All right. - Mazel tov! 133 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,711 I think so. 134 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:26,139 And this is with the sister of the sister-in-law, right? 135 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,091 The wall of the hospital room? 136 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:32,725 Yes! Yes! Double-sister-in-law. I forgot we talked about that. 137 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,854 That was a rough patch back there, but we're better now. 138 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,333 So, you're gonna get married, then? 139 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,819 I'm... 140 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,693 Yeah, sure. Married. Of course. 141 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,490 That's good. That's good. 142 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:49,868 So that must put into perspective the other matters with your Nancy then, right? 143 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,306 It would just settle things, then. 144 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,539 - I suppose. I mean, yeah, it does. - It clarifies. 145 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,336 Yes. Absolutely. 146 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,755 That's good. 147 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:04,003 That's really, that's... It's the hand of fate, really. 148 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,885 So, Andy. 149 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:13,809 There is a job that I know of that I think you might be perfect for. 150 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,267 Do you like kids? 151 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,849 Love them. Can't get enough of them. 152 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:29,157 Hello, hello, and good afternoon, tweens of Temple Mishkan Shalom! 153 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,159 I'm your new Director of Spiritual Life, Moreh Andy, 154 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,866 and this is afternoon discussion time. 155 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,371 Where's Moreh Avi? 156 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,543 Is Moreh Avi dead? 157 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,212 Did you murder Moreh Avi? 158 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,539 Why did you murder Moreh Avi? 159 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,374 He was so young! 160 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,504 And gay- 161 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,885 Yes. Moreh Avi, I'm told, is alive and well, 162 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,934 and pursuing his massage-therapy license in Tempe, Arizona, now. 163 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,761 I'm sure he thanks you for your concern. 164 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,891 Are you a rabbi? 165 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,688 - Where did you study? - You're not that young. 166 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,232 Do you want to massage us? 167 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,228 I think we still need proof that Moreh Avi's alive. 168 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,860 Don't move. No one move. 169 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,706 What are you doing? 170 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,829 Get the flag. 171 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,002 Quick, get the flag! Go! 172 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,715 All right. 173 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,656 Good luck. 174 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,614 Thanks. 175 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,005 Morning. Morning! 176 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:12,464 Hi. I'm Nancy from Smith Johnson 177 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,141 and I brought muffins. 178 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:19,596 Thank you so much! You got the coffee-cake ones. 179 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,056 Girls, muffins! 180 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,605 So, as I said before, I'm from Smith Johnson, 181 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:29,440 and I was hoping that Dr. Cornish might have a few minutes to... Oh. 182 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,487 NO PHARMA REPS - NO EXCEPTIONS GO AWAY 183 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,693 Muffins! 184 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,745 Okay- 185 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,956 Can I just leave you with some samples and get the doctor's signature? 186 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,127 Okay? 187 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,747 Let me just... 188 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,426 I have chip clips and magnets. 189 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,424 Oh, hi! Dr. Cornish. 190 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,930 Hi, I'm Nancy. 191 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,936 The medical office of Dr. James Cornish does not accept solicitors of any kind. 192 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,806 A repeat violation of this rule will be grounds for trespassing 193 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,015 and security will be called. 194 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,102 Thank you. 195 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,776 I gave you muffins. 196 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,452 Okay, you know what? I changed my mind. 197 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,964 No muffin for you. 198 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,295 No muffin for you! 199 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:36,757 No, no muffins for anyone! 200 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,309 Give it! 201 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:45,728 For anyone until everyone gets some manners, 202 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,653 learns a thing or two about hospitality, 203 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,488 social niceties, how to treat people. 204 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:00,288 Okay? I'm gonna leave you with some pens. All right? 205 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,365 Have a nice day. 206 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,668 Feel better. 207 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,579 Who's out there? 208 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,506 It's not who. It's what. 209 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,677 What'd they give you for defense? Sticks, mace'? 210 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,921 We need a plan. 211 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,552 Okay- 212 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,008 I don't know, that might work. 213 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:23,265 Probably not, 'cause they could smash the windows. 214 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,766 Their claws are pretty sharp. 215 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,938 Whose claws? 216 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,186 I think I heard him. 217 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,359 No reason to be scared, all the instructors have weapons. 218 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,436 I'm sure Moreh Avi had a weapon, you just didn't see it, 219 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,487 like a knife strapped to his leg. 220 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,112 He was former Mossad, if I recall. 221 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,114 You were lucky to have him on your side. That man was a killing machine. 222 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,536 What the hell's going on? 223 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,535 You're safe with me. I know jujitsu and some Krav Maga, 224 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,831 Israeli hand-to-hand combat. 225 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,127 I'll teach you the basic moves today in case you run into him in the woods. 226 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,374 You don't ever go out there alone, right? 227 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,047 Never go out there alone, unless you have a weapon. 228 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,383 I'll help you so your hands will be your weapon. 229 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,008 In the meantime, Nevi'im, Rishonim, 230 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,088 Book of Kings, Melachim, 231 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,968 page 593, verses 23 and 24. 232 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,519 While you're looking, I'll paraphrase. 233 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:10,021 Basically, this guy, Elisha, was walking to Bethel one balmy afternoon 234 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,228 when two boys sauntered up and began to tease him about being bald. 235 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,781 "You're so bald, I should rub your head to see the future." 236 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,268 "You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, 237 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,111 you look like roll-on deodorant." 238 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,491 Or their version of deodorant, 239 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,365 which was, I believe, at the time, a smooth, 240 00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:27,997 moist rock on a stick scented with myrrh. 241 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:33,173 Anywho, Elisha was very sensitive about his hairless pate, 242 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:36,968 and in the name of the Lord, cursed the boys. 243 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,761 And guess what happened? 244 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,837 What? 245 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,889 Okay, and I swear it says this, 246 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,716 you can read it for yourself 'cause it's bonkers. 247 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:50,433 Two bears came out of the woods and mauled the boys and 40 other children. 248 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:57,281 Forty-two dead kids, ripped to shreds by a pair of angry bears. 249 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,858 It's nuts, right? 250 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,535 Kids slaughtered by bears for teasing a bald guy, 251 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,409 and not just the teasing kids, but 40 other kids, too. 252 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,865 Why? What's the point? 253 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,709 How are we supposed to interpret this story, and why would we want to? 254 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,956 Wait, so the whole locking the door thing, that was a bunch of crap, right? 255 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,086 You were just messing with us? 256 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,714 Well, you were being a dick, and I was taking precautions 257 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,888 in case the Bible's literal and there's bears coming after you. 258 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,385 But the Torah's not literal, is it? 259 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,638 It's something to work off of. It's a place to start to have discussions. 260 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,397 However, I am serious about the Krav Maga. 261 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,931 So let's talk about the bear story, and not being a dick, 262 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,413 and then I'll totally show you some moves. Who wants to read? 263 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,905 Shane. Hey, congratulations. 264 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,907 Come meet my mother. 265 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,785 Shane, this is my mother, Mary. 266 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,242 Hi, Mrs. Mullen. Nice to meet you. 267 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,917 Shane, at last we meet. 268 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,704 Did Angela tell you her happy news? 269 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,588 She's been assigned to the Thirteenth, her father's old precinct. 270 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,464 I couldn't be prouder. 271 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,216 - Where are you headed? - Nowhere yet. 272 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,180 I have an age requirement. I have to wait a year. 273 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,456 But I heard I can get some private security work though, 274 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,010 maybe at a mall or something. 275 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,437 Certainly you can do better than security work. 276 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,559 Mom! 277 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,351 - Maybe we could find your family and... - I didn't invite them. 278 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,313 Didn't want to take the chance that they might not show up. 279 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,611 Fucking sardine can. 280 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,692 How you doing? I'm Mitch Ouellette. 281 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,117 Got to get out of here. You ready? 282 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,246 Would you like to join us for dinner? We have reservations... 283 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,952 The reservation is only for two. 284 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,537 I'm sure they wouldn't mind. 285 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:40,126 A four-top is a whole different kind of table. It's impossible. 286 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,210 Yeah, those four-tops are really tough, huh? 287 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,295 Nice to meet you both. Congratulations, Shane. 288 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,255 Angela. Come, honey. 289 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,561 What the fuck was that? 290 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,273 Come on. Let's take a ride. I got a gig for you. 291 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,475 NASA Inventory Liquidation - Auction 292 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,935 We'll begin the bidding at 10,000. 293 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,272 15,000, 20,000. Do I hear 21, 21, 21,000? 294 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,823 $21,000! 295 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,866 - Do I hear 22,000? - It's a comb. It's not worth... 296 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,320 - Did you walk on the moon? - $22,000! 297 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,949 - Yeah, I didn't think so. - $22,000! 298 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,532 Do I hear 23, 23, $23,000? 299 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,164 Do I hear 24? $24,000! 300 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,995 Do I hear $25,000? 301 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,706 24,000 once. 24 twice. 302 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:25,796 Final warning and the winning bid sold to paddle number 418 for $24,000. 303 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,882 The certified Neil Armstrong comb and scissors collection 304 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,388 with 25 strands of the famous astronaut's hair. 305 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:37,433 Next from the NASA collection is a flight-worn suit of Captain Jim Wetherbee. 306 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,354 Mine! Mine, mine, mine! 307 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,489 He bought it. He can do whatever he wants with it. 308 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,777 You know, he must have been a little bit slimmer. 309 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,162 Maybe not a lot of carbs in that dehydrated food. 310 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,789 Danger, danger, Will Robinson! Danger, danger! 311 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,799 3369-954421. 312 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,264 Oh, Houston, I have a lift-off. 313 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,218 Sir, your card has been declined. It says I have to seize it. 314 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,301 What? 315 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,720 You're gonna need to step out of the suit. 316 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,146 Give me that card! 317 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,512 RESERVED PARKING FOR DR. JAMES CORNISH 318 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,266 My bank informed me that you and your bullshit state bureaucracy 319 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,102 are the parties responsible for freezing my accounts! 320 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,109 And now hundreds, if not thousands, of homeless men and women 321 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,818 will go without dinner tonight because of your office's little snafu, 322 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,153 not to mention how many will be sleeping in dumpsters 323 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,237 because of this bureaucratic holocaust! 324 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,447 And I will not leave here... 325 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:20,501 Where exactly is the location of your facility, Mr. Wilson'? 326 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,125 Old Sandwich, in the heart of the community, 327 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,206 - where it's most needed... - Address? 328 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,791 River Road. 329 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,383 Ten, twelve, could be sixteen. 330 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,764 I don't concern myself with those little details. 331 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,840 My primary concern is... 332 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,302 This is the location where you house and feed your clients? 333 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,558 - Yes. - That's an office park. 334 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,976 With beds inside. 335 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:46,402 Mr. Wilson, your foundation was granted a license by the State of Connecticut 336 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,481 to operate a 60-bed facility for the homeless of this county. 337 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,692 Due to a complete lack of evidence that you are running said facility, 338 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:56,029 but instead likely taking advantage of the tax status 339 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,537 and/or channeling nonprofit funds into your own personal accounts, 340 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,164 an inquiry has been filed with the State's Attorney's Office, 341 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,918 who then froze your assets, pending their investigation. 342 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:32,149 You've 48 hours to manifest a legitimate facility and avoid prosecution for fraud. 343 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,029 Oh, I will manifest. You wait and see. 344 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,206 I will manifest the shit out of that legitimate facility. 345 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,085 And you have lipstick on your teeth. So there! 346 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,808 - Wow, it's clean. - Three minutes? 347 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,143 And I brought lunch. 348 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,357 So, can I count on you 349 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:16,568 to prescribe Maritor to your next five cancer patients experiencing... 350 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,370 You broke my window. I could have you fired. 351 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,780 Sorry about that. I'll pay for it. 352 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:27,041 I have impulse issues since my accident. 353 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,340 Frontal-lobe injury, bullet's still in there. 354 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,418 Long story, duck hunters. 355 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,096 - Anyhow, Maritor, it's effective... - Wait, wait, wait a second. 356 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,593 Did you say duck hunters? 357 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,346 It was really my fault. 358 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:45,437 Usually, I wear my orange vest 359 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:49,484 - when I go for walks in those woods. - Right. 360 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,900 It was foggy. I don't blame them. 361 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,653 You just can't hold onto those things. 362 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,450 Release. Release. 363 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:06,035 If I could do it over again... But back to Maritor. 364 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:11,126 - It's effective for insomnia... - Wait, wait, stop. 365 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,957 - Anxiety... - Stop, stop, stop. 366 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,884 Look, first things first. What are your approved FDA indications? 367 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,009 My What? 368 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,555 Is this your first day? 369 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,152 So these are your FDA indications for your drug, 370 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,110 what it's approved for, which is refractory nausea 371 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,492 and vomiting in patients undergoing chemotherapy, so that's it. 372 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,700 That is all you are legally allowed to say. 373 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,082 And I know, but it's basically weed, 374 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,685 so everyone knows that it's going to... 375 00:22:51,697 --> 00:22:53,380 Yeah, but if it is not an FDA approved use, 376 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,207 you cannot talk about it. 377 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,966 I mean, I can off-label prescribe, you can't off-label sell. 378 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,388 So what's your name? 379 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,215 - Nancy. - All right, Nancy, James. 380 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,347 I don't even know why I'm helping you with this 381 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,679 because as a rule, I abhor the pharmaceutical industry. 382 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:11,391 This is important. What you just did was against the law. 383 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,767 I mean, I know you have to get signatures 384 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,977 but, you know, I'm sure you don't want 385 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,062 to get caught up in anything that's illegal, right? 386 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,148 Sure. 387 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,653 Nancy, I say this, before you lose your soul, find another job. 388 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,489 You don't want to get mixed up with these people. 389 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,165 They skirt the edges of the law. 390 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,416 They have kind of a ruthless focus on profit 391 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:36,419 with practically no concern for the welfare of the patients 392 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:41,629 that they claim to be so selflessly serving. 393 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,430 What? 394 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,724 How long do you have for lunch? 395 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,823 Tuesday Happy Hour, Silas. It's kind of our thing. 396 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,333 Find out how much longer. 397 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,709 How much longer? 398 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,949 - Twenty or thirty minutes. - Twenty or thirty minutes. 399 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,125 I'll be in the bar. 400 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,587 - Sir, one member of your party needs... - Yeah, okay. 401 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,672 Well, I'll stay. 402 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,348 - How long? - Right now there's a 30-minute wait. 403 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,689 You went to Sacred Heart in Waterbury, right? 404 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,564 - No. - Really? 405 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,274 Really. 406 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,529 You look so familiar. 407 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,696 Greenwich Country Day, Exeter, PA? 408 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,831 I know I know you from one of them. 409 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,534 I have no idea what you're talking about. 410 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,244 School. Where'd you go to school? 411 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,453 Agrestic. 412 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,375 They didn't send me there. Where is it? 413 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,546 California. 414 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,927 What the fuck? 415 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,725 I've been calling you. 416 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,223 I've got to get back to work. Here you go. 417 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,814 Nice talking to you. 418 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:19,984 Strike two. 419 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,608 N.Y.P.D. IMPOUND LOT ♪7 420 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,084 - Fresh meat? - Graduation day. 421 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,422 - Intern? - Whatever you need. 422 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,761 Welcome, son. You've reached the inner circle. 423 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,234 Oh, boy. 424 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:09,610 So, I finally get in to see Dr. Jameson... 425 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,321 Terry Brennan was right. We've got a gold mine on our hands here. 426 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,123 Check it out, Deb. She landed Cornish. 427 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:22,630 Fuck! 428 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,800 Andy? 429 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,802 Andy! 430 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,972 Andy, I need your help in here! 431 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,223 Oh, God. You can help me stir the... 432 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,822 - Glass! - Freeze! 433 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,328 Got it! 434 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,676 I'll set the table? 435 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,634 Wine. Someone get glasses. 436 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,853 I got them. 437 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,811 Unfreeze.