1 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,894 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,596 I see you, up there, watching me. 3 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,064 I'm a rabbi. 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,892 I can't keep making the same choices. 5 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,060 Then don't. 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,228 I'm pregnant. 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,904 Let's do this. Let's have a baby. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,443 You've got to be kidding me. 9 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,116 I'm still fresh on the inside. 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,534 I'm getting a job. 11 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,486 - Maritor. - It's synthetic pot. 12 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,073 We've got a whole raft of new products we're working on with real THC. 13 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,495 - Craig. - Silas. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,042 Air! 15 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,539 Now he knows, Zachary. 16 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,166 Hello, Mr. Doug. 17 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,748 - Hola, Miguel. - It's Maria. 18 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:39,915 We're starting a charity? 19 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,629 Your foundation was granted a license 20 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,131 to operate a facility for the homeless of this county. 21 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:49,217 You've 48 hours to manifest a legitimate facility and avoid prosecution for fraud. 22 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,471 Did Angela tell you 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,474 she's been assigned to her father's old precinct? 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,553 Where are you headed? 25 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,515 I have an age requirement. I have to wait a year. 26 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,856 I got a gig for you. 27 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,109 Welcome, son. You've reached the inner circle. 28 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 Mark Powell, Regional Manager. 29 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,572 Never seen results like this. 30 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,247 We've got a gold mine on our hands here. 31 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,295 You wanted to see me? 32 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,181 I need your car keys. Give 'em up. 33 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:12,883 Why? 34 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,095 In one month, you racked up more scripts on that limp pot pill 35 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,225 than Becky Lipstein. 36 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,443 - Who's Becky Lipstein? - A god. 37 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,853 You did me a favor. Now, I'm returning it. 38 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:28,031 For starters, you're getting a better car, and you're gonna need it. 39 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,483 This is you now. 40 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,317 What's me? 41 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,409 Western New England, upstate New York, parts of Pennsylvania. 42 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,536 You'll spend two weeks here, two weeks out. 43 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,242 This is a promotion, if you want it. 44 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,911 I can do more. 45 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,295 That's a pretty big territory. 46 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,793 No, I mean more than Maritor. 47 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:47,297 I want more lines, really stick it to Becky Lipstein. 48 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,719 Fair enough, favorite. 49 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:56,140 Lipid regulator, prostate, prostate, antipsychotic, diabetes. 50 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,557 This is a fun one. 51 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,395 This is our Adderall generic. 52 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,312 2,000 samples. ADHD is very hot right now. 53 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,822 Each one needs to be accounted for by a physician. 54 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,149 Hot, hot, hot. 55 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,530 Start local, work your way out. Make appointments. 56 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,361 Map your route. Go get 'em! 57 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,459 What are you so happy about? 58 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,582 I get to go to work today. 59 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:23,954 You like your job? 60 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,755 Are you kidding? 61 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,839 I only left it for two minutes. 62 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,886 I was in the baggage claim waiting on my niece. 63 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,681 Sir, if you leave your car unattended in the red zone, it will get towed. 64 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,850 You have to pay $300 to the city of New York. 65 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,054 $300? DO I look like I got $300? 66 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,144 I got three kids! My ex-wife moved to Canada, 67 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,143 and I got half a tapeworm leaking out of my asshole! 68 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,519 Is there a problem here? 69 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,819 He's being mean. 70 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,109 Go ahead and back up 10 feet. 71 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,653 Go on. 72 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,411 One, two, five, nine. Thank you. 73 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,737 This is bullshit! 74 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,249 You look cute in that jumpsuit. 75 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,140 I thought this job was gonna be fun. 76 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,665 Now I want to kill myself. 77 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,080 What's this? 78 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,007 - Jelly munchkins. - You're good to me. 79 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,548 Let's go, Mullen! 217 in progress. 80 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,004 Nice! Let's roll! 81 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,634 Man, I want a 217! 82 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,674 - Hang in there. - Please be careful. 83 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,268 - Bye. - That's right. 84 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,812 Wave. Wave like a bitch. 85 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:31,777 I'll be in your neck of the woods next Thursday. 86 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,571 Is that good? Great. 87 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,493 Love New Hampshire. Bye. 88 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,746 What the hell are you doing? 89 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,700 I'm having a private snack. Away from people. 90 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,499 Your tub is beautiful. Mine's shaped like a coffin. 91 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,709 Shouldn't you be not here? 92 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,373 Is that paté? 93 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:51,963 Close the door. 94 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,305 Yes! Foie gras. Bought a case. 95 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,891 Super deal. Fuck those fat geese. 96 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,934 You can't eat that. You're pregnant. Is that wine? 97 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,724 I'm not pregnant. 98 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,526 Menopause. 99 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:14,736 Sadistically early menopause. 100 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,319 My new hormonal stew spat out a false positive. 101 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,495 I saw an OB/GYN. 102 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,159 I'm old. 103 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,160 I'm an old mare who can't have babies. 104 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:30,293 I'm our mom with a bag of frozen grapes on her face. 105 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,921 Which means you're next. You're next. 106 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,050 You just find out or when was all this? 107 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,471 Yeah, like three weeks ago. 108 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,308 Three weeks? Jesus, Jill. 109 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,728 What? I like secrets. They're all I have. 110 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,804 Drink with me. 111 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,055 Andy. 112 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:48,765 You need to tell him. 113 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,567 Not your call. 114 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,311 Yes. My call. 115 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,610 My wine, my bathroom, my brother-in-law. My call. 116 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,909 There are holes in my life. Many holes. 117 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:04,745 I've tried to fill them with coupons and dick and babies. 118 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,413 There are so many holes 119 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,915 that now I, myself, have become a hole. 120 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:15,171 Hollow, fallow, empty. 121 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,386 Except for Andy. I like him. 122 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:23,638 You know he'll leave me. 123 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,725 He'll understand. 124 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,393 You don't even want us together. 125 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,521 Are you kidding me? Andy? Have you listened to him lately? 126 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,903 Not one fractured fairy tale from the good old days. 127 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:40,450 Not one, "Remember that time I tripped on a leprechaun and..." 128 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,784 You make him look forward. Don't F this up. 129 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,375 I will tell him when I tell him. 130 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,249 - Or I can tell him. - No! 131 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,314 I'm sorry. He's late. 132 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,814 Would you like his latte? He never drinks it. 133 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,315 Oh, no, thank you. I'm early. 134 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,813 What you peddlin'? 135 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,947 ADHD. Adderall. Generic. 136 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,778 The speedy stuff. 137 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:30,371 My grandson goes to Conn College, up in New London. 138 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,501 I can unload those for 10 bucks a pill on campus. 139 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,256 Twenty during rush week. 140 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,555 Keeps the party goin'. You in? 141 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,632 Okay- 142 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,394 No joke. 30%. 143 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,723 Two thousand extra bones a month. I'll account for everything. 144 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,191 You don't have to lift a finger. I'm Joan. 145 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,773 Nancy. 146 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,567 So, do we have a deal? 147 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:05,990 Why would you peg me for someone who, you know... 148 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,327 Do I just radiate criminal vibes? 149 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:11,951 Prison tattoo on your shoulder. 150 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,329 - Right. - That and nobody's ever said no. 151 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,926 Dr. Friedman can see you now. 152 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,545 Think about it. 153 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,516 Hey, come here. Look at this. 154 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,893 See those little white hairs on the stem? 155 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:32,804 Yeah. 156 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,106 If you bury those underground, that becomes the roots. 157 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,309 You could bury the whole plant if we were outside. 158 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,566 Look at this! These guys are ready to eat. 159 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,991 Oh, my God. That's good. Here. 160 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,906 I don't like tomatoes. 161 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,116 Yeah, but they're not just regular tomatoes. 162 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,665 Those are Shayla and Taylor tomatoes. You grew 'em, right'? 163 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,834 Amazing! Right? 164 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,255 Jill, wanna try? 165 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,593 Girls, go inside the house. 166 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,223 What kind of stank strain you brewin' over there? 167 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,603 Smells like ass. 168 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,124 You want to see how ours match up? 169 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,558 I could throw down. 170 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,519 So, let's throw down. 171 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,488 Blow smoke at caged raccoons and see which one eats the most Cheetos 172 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,564 in a set amount of time? 173 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,816 Bring it on. 174 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,786 - What are you up to? - I'm on 34. 175 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,105 I have no idea. I lost count. 176 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,201 - Sixty-two. - Sixty-two? Bullshit! 177 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,620 Who's got the munchies? 178 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,296 Yeah! Sixty-three. Sixty-three. 179 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,964 No way. Fuck your raccoony face! 180 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,091 Gentlemen. Nope. 181 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:48,047 We don't do that. We don't roll up $15,000,000 of R&D and smoke it. 182 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:54,307 Fuck, guys! These cages had labels. One of them has testicular cancer. 183 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,894 Now I don't know which. PETA already wants this place torched! 184 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,100 That said, who won? 185 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,526 Interesting. Show me your plant. 186 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,162 Providence to Fall River. 187 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:21,205 Fall River to Quincy. 188 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,666 Quincy to Nashua. 189 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,634 Hey, Stevie, what's the capital of New York? 190 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,807 - Bagels? - That's not a... 191 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,803 What about Pennsylvania? 192 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,188 Pittsburgh'? - Who taught you that? 193 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,602 Shane. 194 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,065 Hey, Stevie, what's the capital of Connecticut? 195 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,108 - I don't know. - Sure you do. 196 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,279 Think hard. Come on. 197 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,731 Prison? 198 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,612 What? That's not a city, silly. 199 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,995 You lived there. 200 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,498 Hello, there, beautiful. Mind if I sit? 201 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,080 Thank you. Thanks. 202 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:08,586 Me, Doug Wilson. You, homeless lady on milk crate. 203 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:13,264 I come from Old Sandwich, land of great wealth. 204 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,310 It is a place three days walk from here. 205 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,554 Or 10 minute car ride. 206 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:25,645 It is there where I run my shelter for those that do not have roof. 207 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,650 You understand "roof"? 208 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,491 These are photographs of my roof shelter. 209 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,872 Without tenants like yourself, the state inspector will shut us down. 210 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,914 That's why we need you. How's that sound? Does that sound pretty good'? 211 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,081 God! 212 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,970 Three weeks? You made me think of names. 213 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:59,766 You made me go shopping for your vitamins. 214 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,430 I sot a job. 215 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:05,483 I Amazoned "Go the Fuck to Sleep." I called Audra. 216 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,649 - Who's Audra? - My ex. She's an OB/GYN. 217 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,196 I wanted to know when they kick. 218 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,570 Fourteen weeks! Ask me! You don't have to call your ex! 219 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,029 You weren't here! You were off somewhere not being pregnant. 220 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,035 Getting drunk off your fibs! Not that it matters, anyway. 221 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,116 She didn't pick up. I left a voice-mail. 222 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,421 But I put it out into the world! I told people! 223 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,133 I had a mold taken. 224 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,292 What does that mean? 225 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,421 - For prosthetic toes. - Why do you need fake toes? 226 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:38,850 To have a whole foot! To not be a freak father. 227 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,470 So we could enjoy a beach. 228 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:46,228 "Socks with sandals? Lame! Lame dad! Lame!" 229 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,651 It's menopause, Andy. It's not a choice. 230 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,563 I gotta go to work. Little Jews need me. 231 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,565 - You lied. - Do not leave the room. 232 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,825 You never, never leave the room. 233 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,579 Both my sons work. 234 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:06,712 My sister and my best friend are having a sexy cry-fest behind closed doors. 235 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:12,668 And your last words of advice, well, they really worked. 236 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,128 It's nice to see you again. 237 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,640 Everywhere I look, I see temptation. 238 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,845 Me, too. I mean, we all do. 239 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,687 What do you do about it? 240 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,689 You see, the Talmud, it's like our supplement Bible, 241 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:36,574 believes that God puts every man equal distance from yetzer hatov, 242 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,402 which is good, and yetzer hara, which is evil. 243 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,822 - Yester... - Yetzer hara. 244 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,579 But it's not evil, per se. It describes the inclination we all have 245 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,544 to pervert our most basic needs, so food becomes gluttony. 246 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:52,749 Money, greed. Love, lust. 247 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,900 You know, that night by the pool, I really wanted to kiss you. 248 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,599 - So, why didn't you? - I don't know. 249 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,725 I mean, I made a choice. 250 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,235 Yeah, well, I didn't come here to talk about that night by the pool. 251 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,482 Then what are we talking about? 252 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:18,067 I am struggling with a questionable business decision. 253 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,242 It's no different. 254 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,740 - No? - No. 255 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:29,540 God puts everyone 5 miles from yetzer hara and 5 miles from yetzer hatov. 256 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,797 But he doesn't nudge. He wants us all to make the right choice. 257 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,591 He gives us all a chance at perfection. 258 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:42,633 Isn't perfection subjective? 259 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,759 Sure. 260 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,653 You're a woman, Manuel. She'll listen to you. 261 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,949 It's Maria. 262 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,945 She needs our help. You're doing the Lord's work. 263 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,410 Without this charity, I am broke. No money. No space suit. We need her. 264 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,116 Okay. I W- 265 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,707 Hola. My friend is a good man. 266 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,255 He will help you, yes? 267 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,719 Okay, ask her again. Ask her nicely. 268 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,795 - No! - Ask her nicely! 269 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,721 One more time. 270 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,597 All right, come on, walk it off. Walk it off. 271 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,767 What silver lining? Where? 272 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,562 Sex! We can have sex. We can have so much sex. 273 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,182 Sex without condoms. Sex with wild abandon. 274 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,900 Plus, no more bloating, no more cramping, 275 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,479 and according to one commenter on iVillage.com, 276 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,530 I'll receive a rapid influx of elegance and grace. 277 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,451 Can't they put eggs back inside you? Why don't we use Nancy's? 278 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,164 What? She's your sister. Is that weird? 279 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,996 What do you want? Crying babies or screaming orgasms? 280 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,998 Let's adopt. 281 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,141 Hi. Nancy, from earlier. 282 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:17,270 I've given deep religious thought to what we talked about, the college, 283 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,649 and it's not for me. 284 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,988 - Here you go, all finished. - It doesn't get any easier than this. 285 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,625 - What about China? - I love China! 286 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,795 Huge waiting list, though. it takes like three years and they only have girls. 287 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,210 I want one of those gymnasts. 288 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:43,049 - What about Russia? - Russia. 289 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:47,307 Russians blend well. But they're emotionally detached. 290 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,558 They'll choke us in our sleep. 291 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,223 - What about the French'? - Can you adopt the French? 292 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,897 - Probably not. - Yeah. 293 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,398 - Or Africa? - We're not worthy. 294 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,401 Cambodia? Vietnam? 295 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,695 - We'd have to travel. - I'd travel with you. 296 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,244 - Yeah? - We could travel first class. 297 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,247 - We could use Scott's miles. - He has a ton. 298 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,666 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 299 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:24,928 I can't stop thinking about what my child would look like. 300 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,052 Who he would be. 301 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,936 We tried. 302 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,450 We did. 303 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,836 How far is it from beginning to end? 304 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,292 Too far. 305 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,965 - What's up? - I quit. 306 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,395 - Here's your cut. - What cut? 307 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,523 We sold the Pantera, the Porsche and the Mercedes. 308 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,313 This is Pigeon Mike, named for his love of pigeons. 309 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,020 I like pigeons. 310 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,783 Mike's gonna need your keys. Cough 'em up. 311 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,440 But those cars were seized in a bust. 312 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,589 Hey, hey, hey, look, kid, half the cars here 313 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,494 are repo'd from dealers and gangbangers. 314 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,289 Dealer walks on a technicality, comes for his ride, but it ain't here. 315 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,657 We cashed it in. 316 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,287 Say it fell off a dock, got lost in the computer manifesto. 317 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,290 - You know what we call that? - Justice? 318 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,714 He who holds the keys gets the cheese. 319 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,134 Hey. Still want out? 320 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,052 - Why are you so happy? - I have the coolest job in the world. 321 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,921 Lucky you. 322 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,933 He's gone. 323 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,690 Another one gone. Lam so angry at you my eyes hurt. 324 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,694 I forgot. 325 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:34,241 I put a fake baby in you. This is totally my fault. Oops on me. 326 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,661 You think you're so subtle with your manipulations? I had a plan. 327 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,913 What? What was your plan? 328 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,866 Get fat. Get fatter. 329 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,453 Then get a baby at the baby place. 330 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,043 Go on. 331 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,592 I could have had another week. I could have gotten him to propose. 332 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,214 Entrapment. Nice. 333 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,638 Look at me! 334 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,429 Well, what do you want? Do you want me to talk to him? 335 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,134 Do you want my ice cream soup? What? 336 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,681 No! I don't want your ice cream! 337 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,770 I want to melt your fucking soul, you smug, fucking shit monster! 338 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,652 I want to jam this in your head hole. 339 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,701 Well, Jill, there is no hole. See? Spackled shut. 340 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,371 Right. Well, of course. You have no holes. 341 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,997 You live this incredible, insane life of intrigue and danger 342 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:29,005 where you break the law and get away with it and you never, ever die! 343 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,007 You never die! And I can't even bleed! 344 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,966 Well, I'm glad 345 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:42,010 I'm so invincible and mesmerizing 346 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,813 from where you're standing, what with my new job, touring the covered bridges 347 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:51,691 of greater New England, where I have to leave my kid for two weeks every month 348 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,481 and he has to beg someone else to make him bear-head pancakes, 349 00:21:56,065 --> 00:22:02,289 and he thinks bagels is a city while I hawk ADD pills. 350 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:07,210 So before this conversation splinters off into the fifth act of Medea, 351 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:11,209 let me just begin with, you're a better mother than me! 352 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,582 What? 353 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:20,139 You give them your time. You set good examples. 354 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:21,882 Generally speaking. 355 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:27,393 Your kids are smart. Stevie... Stevie will need tutors. 356 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,139 And therapy. 357 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:33,694 Stevie plays soccer. He'll be an alpha male. All good. 358 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:38,908 Taylor is gonna stab the prom queen and Shayla's gonna get date raped by fishermen. 359 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,486 Please, you had a little me and a little you 360 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,784 and they're gonna be fine because you give a shit about them and they know it. 361 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,785 - Really? - Yes. 362 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,635 How are the girls? Are they okay with what's happening? 363 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,478 They'll be fine. They'll get back to school before the new school year. 364 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,098 They'll be back with their friends. 365 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,485 I'll have to get a job. I'll be in a cubicle, 366 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:16,112 or I'll have to beg Scott for an allowance. 367 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,065 I'll resume my boring life. 368 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,444 Maybe I'll get a dog, a Labradoodle. 369 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,954 What are you doing tomorrow? 370 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,408 Packing. Why? 371 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,599 "The cats nestle close to their kittens. The lambs have lain down with the sheep." 372 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:40,192 "You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep." 373 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,403 (Hey, he)!- 374 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,929 911, what's your emergency? 375 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,214 Hi. 376 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:13,813 Yeah, well, my car has been stolen. 377 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,565 Okay. I'll have to take down some information. 378 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,732 Okay- 379 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,658 I'm so sorry. 380 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,118 It's okay. It's okay. Really. 381 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:39,338 All my pills were in there, all my work. 382 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,957 This is why we have insurance. 383 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,759 I don't understand how this happened. 384 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,467 No. 385 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:22,021 Look at me. Look at me. 386 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,866 - Hi. - Hi. 387 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:50,887 Albany, Harrisburg, Hartford. 388 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,634 Atlantis. 389 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,392 - Tan... - Tal... 390 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,388 Tallahassee. 391 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,066 - Aus... - Austin.