1 00:00:06,939 --> 00:00:08,773 Sookie: Blast him! 2 00:00:08,807 --> 00:00:11,176 Ah! 3 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:13,879 ( laughing ) 4 00:00:19,585 --> 00:00:22,487 ( laughing ) 5 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:27,726 Seriously, is that the best you can do? 6 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,662 I can't even feel it 7 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:33,431 except for a very slight 8 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,000 tingling sensation, 9 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:39,504 which, unfortunately for you gorgeous little pixies, 10 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:44,309 only whets my appetite! 11 00:00:46,745 --> 00:00:49,413 - ( Growling ) - ( gasps ) 12 00:00:53,952 --> 00:00:56,053 Well... 13 00:01:02,661 --> 00:01:04,696 Oh, fuck. 14 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,298 ( All gasp ) 15 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,733 ( whimpers ) 16 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,845 Well, that felt even better than I thought it would. 17 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,448 ( Theme music playing ) 18 00:01:26,498 --> 00:01:30,498 == original sync & corrections by elderman == == re-sync to WEB-DL by me == 19 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:34,635 ♪ When you came in the air went out ♪ 20 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:42,901 ♪ And every shadow filled up with doubt ♪ 21 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,407 ♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪ 22 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,476 ♪ But before the night is through ♪ 23 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:56,914 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 24 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:04,087 ♪ I'm the kind to sit up in his room ♪ 25 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:11,494 ♪ Heart sick and eyes filled up with blue ♪ 26 00:02:14,564 --> 00:02:17,332 ♪ I don't know what you've done to me ♪ 27 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:20,869 ♪ But I know this much is true ♪ 28 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:25,807 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 29 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:40,365 5x12 Save Yourself 30 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:44,259 ♪ Ow, ooh ♪ 31 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:48,563 ♪ I want to do real bad things with you. ♪ 32 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:54,001 - Jason! - No! 33 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:56,170 - Sookie! - There are still vampires out there. 34 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:58,472 Jason! 35 00:02:58,506 --> 00:02:59,606 ( Sniffing ) 36 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,208 What is that amazing smell? 37 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,678 You will not feed on Sookie. 38 00:03:05,713 --> 00:03:08,548 - What is she? - She's a waitress, 39 00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:11,184 a waitress who's saved my life more than once 40 00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:14,554 and whose fear vibe very graciously brought me here tonight, 41 00:03:14,588 --> 00:03:17,657 allowing me to settle an ancient debt. 44 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:24,631 Are you really this undisciplined? 45 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,036 God, Jason. Are you okay? 46 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:30,871 Jason, wake up. 47 00:03:30,905 --> 00:03:33,307 Now, Father would be very disappointed. 48 00:03:33,341 --> 00:03:35,943 - Sookie: Jason, come on. - All right, I won't eat her. 49 00:03:35,977 --> 00:03:39,246 - Swear on Godric. - Sookie: Please. 50 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:44,351 - Jason, come on. - Swear on Godric. 51 00:03:44,385 --> 00:03:47,454 I swear on Godric. 52 00:03:47,489 --> 00:03:50,491 Wake up. Jason. 53 00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:52,560 ( Groans ) 54 00:03:54,663 --> 00:03:56,964 Jason, are you okay? 55 00:03:58,033 --> 00:04:00,835 Jason, baby. 56 00:04:00,869 --> 00:04:03,604 Mama? 57 00:04:04,673 --> 00:04:07,741 What? 58 00:04:07,776 --> 00:04:09,943 Jason, it's me, Sookie. 59 00:04:13,247 --> 00:04:15,182 Lilith: Drink of me. 60 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:18,585 Drink all of me. 61 00:04:24,425 --> 00:04:25,959 Chancellor Compton. 62 00:04:25,993 --> 00:04:28,595 Oh, good. Breakfast. 63 00:04:32,566 --> 00:04:34,534 This is a shifter. 64 00:04:35,702 --> 00:04:37,503 Can you not smell the difference? 65 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:41,574 You guys really don't spend much time in the outside world, do you? 66 00:04:41,608 --> 00:04:43,976 Ungag him. 67 00:04:44,011 --> 00:04:46,345 Bill, just hear me out. 68 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:48,114 You should never have come here. 69 00:04:48,148 --> 00:04:49,816 My girlfriend's daughter was kidnapped by Steve Newlin. 70 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,552 - I just want to get her back. - But now you know too much. 71 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:55,689 - I give you my word, I will never-- - I can't trust that! 72 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:00,127 ( Buzzing ) 73 00:05:07,401 --> 00:05:10,370 God damn it, he flew into the ventilation duct. 74 00:05:10,404 --> 00:05:14,139 Oh, and by the way, we've been breached. 75 00:05:16,543 --> 00:05:19,645 How could I have lived for so long and never encountered a fairy? 76 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,147 Because the only thing you ever cared about 77 00:05:21,181 --> 00:05:23,749 was rising up the ranks of the Authority. 78 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:25,084 Overachiever. 79 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:27,754 Well, somebody had to do something to make Father proud. 80 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:30,123 It must kill you that he loved me more. 81 00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:31,958 It kills me that you think he did. 82 00:05:34,228 --> 00:05:35,728 They got Pam. 83 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:41,468 You're insane to go back in there. 84 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:44,539 She's my progeny, Nora. She's family. 85 00:05:44,573 --> 00:05:46,374 She's a former prostitute. 86 00:05:46,408 --> 00:05:49,944 We're going just as soon as we stash this somewhere safe. 87 00:05:49,979 --> 00:05:51,947 You sure this thing is light-tight? 88 00:05:51,981 --> 00:05:53,515 Looks like Tupperware. 89 00:05:53,549 --> 00:05:56,585 It's 100% light-tight and virtually indestructible. 90 00:05:56,619 --> 00:05:58,454 Are you kidding? Even I can destroy it. 91 00:06:00,424 --> 00:06:03,293 Oh, by the way, she's family, too. So be nice to her. 92 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,706 Maybe I should take you to the emergency room. 93 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,541 You're acting pretty weird. 94 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:19,711 It's a wonder one of those fangers ain't killed your baby sister by now. 95 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:21,312 Lord knows they tried. 96 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:24,182 Sookie: Jason, are you even hearing me? 97 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:25,916 What the...? 98 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:28,419 Oh, my God, Tara. 99 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:31,088 Are you okay? 100 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,257 Oh, fuck, Tara. 101 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,659 I forgot that you were... 102 00:06:35,694 --> 00:06:37,127 one of them. 103 00:06:37,162 --> 00:06:39,463 Well, this reminds me. You still haven't gotten around 104 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:41,865 to transferring the ownership of my house back to me. 105 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,401 A fucking fanger owns my mama's house? 106 00:06:44,436 --> 00:06:46,103 Eric: I'll do it first thing tomorrow night. 107 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:48,573 - Ain't right. - If we survive tonight. 108 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:50,675 What the fuck are you talking about? 109 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:53,111 I need you to come with us into the Vampire Authority. 110 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:55,513 They got Bill and Jessica. 111 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,551 - And Pam. - And you owe Pam. 112 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,754 ( laughs ) There ain't no fucking way 113 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,290 I'm gonna let her go anywhere with you. 114 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,792 Jason, I got this. 115 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,160 What about Mama and Daddy? 116 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:10,763 Sook, you ought to tell all these fucking fangers 117 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,765 to go back to hell where they came from. 118 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,736 - ( Chuckles ) - Something funny, fanger? 119 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,372 - Yes, bloodbag. - Leech. 120 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,673 - Breather. - Dead fuck. 121 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:23,209 - Meatsack. - Stop acting like children. 122 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:26,246 You smell like something I once dreamed of. 123 00:07:26,281 --> 00:07:28,682 Eric, please ask your sister not to look at me like that. 124 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:31,219 Look, I already know vampires 125 00:07:31,253 --> 00:07:32,987 are behind the Tru Blood factory bombings. 126 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:36,191 Bill was behind those bombings. 127 00:07:36,225 --> 00:07:39,694 And he did it to force mainstreaming vampires to feed on humans. 128 00:07:39,729 --> 00:07:42,731 Now, we've got to get him out of there before he loses himself completely. 129 00:07:42,765 --> 00:07:46,935 Now, if anybody can get through to him, 130 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:49,204 it's you. 131 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:52,574 And you owe Pam. 132 00:07:59,415 --> 00:08:01,149 Okay. 133 00:08:01,184 --> 00:08:05,187 Sook, please don't do this. 134 00:08:05,221 --> 00:08:07,822 Don't you want to save Jessica? 135 00:08:07,857 --> 00:08:12,227 Just think how many vampers you can kill in there, champ. 136 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,931 Okay. 137 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,332 But I'm coming with you. 138 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,467 Oh, sweetie, don't be a fool. 139 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:24,038 If I wanna be a fool, then I will be a fool. 140 00:08:24,073 --> 00:08:26,875 That is my God-given right as an American. 141 00:08:28,644 --> 00:08:31,379 Breached. 142 00:08:31,414 --> 00:08:33,415 What does that mean exactly? 143 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:37,486 It means that whether you patrol our halls 144 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,290 or our borders, you watch a surveillance screen 145 00:08:41,324 --> 00:08:43,359 or you tend to our human livestock, 146 00:08:43,393 --> 00:08:45,260 you fucked up. 147 00:08:46,496 --> 00:08:49,298 Do you have any idea how many people, 148 00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:52,868 human and vampire, want to see us all dead? 149 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:55,171 Well, thanks for making it easier for them. 150 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:58,607 But ultimately what matters most 151 00:08:58,642 --> 00:09:02,778 is what lies just on the other side of that door. 152 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:08,183 The actual essence of the very first of our kind. 153 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:11,286 God's blueprint for us. 154 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:16,558 Scour every inch of this place. 155 00:09:16,593 --> 00:09:20,362 Look for rats, mice, flies, 156 00:09:20,396 --> 00:09:23,398 cockroaches, termites, fleas. 157 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,966 Have fun. 158 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,634 Whatever you find, kill it. 159 00:09:26,668 --> 00:09:29,804 And if it doesn't shift back into human form after it's dead, 160 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:31,505 then keep on looking. 161 00:09:33,408 --> 00:09:34,708 Dismissed. 162 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:52,025 Have you seen Chancellor Akinjide? 163 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:57,063 I found him earlier in the blood shrine. 164 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:01,067 He was about to drink all of the sacred blood. 165 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:06,272 He said Lilith had appeared to him 166 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:09,509 and chosen him to lead us. 167 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,679 So I killed him. 168 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,718 Because Lilith appeared to me. 169 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:34,503 She said you were chosen. 170 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:38,240 She told me to serve and protect you. 171 00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:42,477 She said you were the prophet 172 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,279 for the new age. 173 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,554 ( Exhales ) 174 00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:56,690 ( women crying ) 175 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,932 ( Emma barking ) 176 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,040 Just breathe, baby. 177 00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,143 We're gonna get out of here soon, okay? 178 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:17,578 - ( Buzzing ) - I promise. 179 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:20,314 ( gasps ) 180 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,483 I tried reasoning. 181 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:25,386 Apparently he's lost his motherfucking mind. 182 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:27,555 I'm gonna case this place, 183 00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:29,590 which is huge, by the way, 184 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,459 and there are surveillance cameras everywhere. 185 00:11:31,493 --> 00:11:33,661 So if they come for you, shift. 186 00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,830 I'm not leaving her. 187 00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:38,132 Emma's safe. 188 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,101 She's a pet. They don't feed on wolves. 189 00:11:40,135 --> 00:11:42,269 I'm not leaving her. 190 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:46,073 You're not gonna be much use to her dead, now, are you? 191 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:48,209 - ( Barking ) - Now listen. 192 00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:50,978 I'll be back as soon as I can. 193 00:11:51,012 --> 00:11:54,548 If they come for you, shift and escape. 194 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,217 There's ventilation ducts in the ceiling. 195 00:11:57,252 --> 00:12:00,921 I'll find you and we'll come back for Emma. 196 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,458 Good luck. 197 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,297 ( Barking ) 198 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:12,866 Luna: Don't be scared. 199 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,303 Jessica: They're religious fanatics, both of them. 200 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:19,206 Well, I can totally believe it about Bill. 201 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,975 He's always looking for something to feel guilty about. 202 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,010 But Eric, no way. 203 00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:26,747 I'm telling you, they're worse than my uncle who started his own church. 204 00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:29,549 He told my cousins there was no Santa Claus when they were little 205 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:33,520 just so that Jesus wouldn't have any competition. 206 00:12:33,555 --> 00:12:35,694 Eric has always made such fun of religion. 207 00:12:35,719 --> 00:12:37,157 Not in here. 208 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:38,425 It's like they're in a cult. 209 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,261 You know, their eyes get crazy. 210 00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:42,263 And you know how crazy feeds crazy? 211 00:12:42,297 --> 00:12:45,266 They want to conquer the world and they're just crazy enough to do it. 212 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:47,669 And it doesn't matter how many people get hurt 213 00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:49,537 or killed. 214 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:53,040 One of the worst things about being immortal 215 00:12:53,074 --> 00:12:55,676 is having to watch the same stupid scenario 216 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,378 happen over and over. 217 00:12:57,412 --> 00:12:59,480 It's usually the humans, though. 218 00:12:59,515 --> 00:13:02,517 Guess this proves we're just as fucking retarded as they are. 219 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:05,086 I still can't believe Eric and Bill weren't even gonna warn Sookie 220 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,154 Russell Edgington was coming after her. 221 00:13:07,189 --> 00:13:09,958 Must all roads lead to fucking Sookie? 222 00:13:09,992 --> 00:13:11,926 They were just gonna let him drain her, 223 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,596 all because according to their vampire Bible, 224 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,531 she's an abomination. 225 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,036 Maybe there's something to this religion after all. 226 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:31,379 It took both of us to take that buck down this morning. 227 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,815 Sure would be a shame if you overcooked it. 228 00:13:33,849 --> 00:13:36,351 ( laughs ) 229 00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,185 Take down one vamp, and all of a sudden 230 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,354 you're the world's expert on everything? 231 00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:44,425 Any advice you want to give me on how I'm dressed? 232 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,327 Now that you mention it, I do have a few ideas 233 00:13:46,362 --> 00:13:50,297 of how you can play to your strengths a little better. 234 00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:53,200 Maybe we can go get a mani-pedi. 235 00:13:53,235 --> 00:13:54,869 ( laughs ) 236 00:13:56,605 --> 00:13:58,806 Worst part of being a parent-- 237 00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:03,911 no matter how hard you try, you can't keep your kids 238 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:06,947 from eventually learning what a shithole this world is, 239 00:14:06,982 --> 00:14:09,282 how corrupt, 240 00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:11,351 mean, arbitrary. 241 00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:14,154 And you just want to shield them from it, 242 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,090 let them believe life is safe and fair. 243 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,693 Bad gets punished. 244 00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,662 Good gets rewarded. 245 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,831 'Cause if they can believe that, 246 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,900 you almost can, too. 247 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,036 But when you yourself end up being the one 248 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,672 to teach them how fucked up things are... 249 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,977 well, that's a hell of a thing to ever come back from. 250 00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:41,614 Dad, 251 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:45,051 I heard this exact same speech before. 252 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,586 More than once. 253 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,621 Words are great... 254 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:51,324 deeds are better. 255 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,728 Yup, it's the deeds I always had a hard time with, huh? 256 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:57,297 Not always. 257 00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,433 - ( Horn honks ) - ( woman screams, laughing ) 258 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,738 - Thank God you're here, Alcide. - ( woman screaming ) 259 00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,440 I don't know where else I would have turned. 260 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,576 Help me get Rikki out of the car. 261 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,350 Hey, hey, hey. 262 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,018 Alcide! 263 00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:22,221 Alcide, they made me drink it. 264 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,324 Death. 265 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,226 I wanted to fucking puke it up, 266 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,295 and then I wanted more. 267 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,430 I wanted to kill everything that ever lived, 268 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,632 rip out its heart and eat it raw. 269 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,301 ( laughing ) 270 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,904 Don't fucking touch me, dyke! 271 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,839 - Hey, come here. - Oh, yeah! 272 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,676 You like it rough. Take your pants off, cowboy. 273 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,611 I'll show you what a real werebitch can do. 274 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,514 - What the fuck happened? - JD's been force-feeding vampire blood 275 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,016 to everyone in the pack. 276 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,552 He says they'll need it to fight the holy wars. 277 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,921 I'm afraid she might have OD'd. 278 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,224 - I'm afraid she might die, Alcide. - ( Rikki shouting ) 279 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,360 ( buzzing ) 280 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,093 Shouldn't you try to be a little less conspicuous? 281 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,795 I mean, given our cargo. 282 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,864 These days, if anyone knew what was inside those things... 283 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,766 Honestly, Sook, somebody wants to pop 'em open 284 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,002 and fry these bitches up, they can be my guest. 285 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,470 Jason. 286 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,073 Jason. Jason, these are our friends. 287 00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,575 They ain't my friends. 288 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,645 We're gonna need their help getting into the Authority. 289 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,780 And once we're in, 290 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,682 anything with fangs is fair game. 291 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,084 This isn't funny. 292 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,224 I'm on it, Daddy, tonight. 293 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,028 Jason, killing a bunch of vampires won't bring Mama and Daddy back. 294 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,330 No, but it'll make me feel better. 295 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,442 Jason! 296 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,000 Well, don't just stand there bellyaching. 297 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,570 - Fill up the bag. - No, not until you look at me. 298 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,307 Eric, Tara, and Nora, they're on our side. 299 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,042 They want to get Bill out of there before things get-- 300 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,045 Before things what? Spin out of control? 301 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,148 That train has already sailed. 302 00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:31,485 I'm so proud of you taking such good care of your sister. 303 00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:33,221 There's a fucking war coming. 304 00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:35,623 'Cause she is living in a dream world. 305 00:17:35,657 --> 00:17:38,660 It's us against them, and that is the sad reality. 306 00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:41,696 Damn straight. Us or them. 307 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,564 So if I have to kill Bill tonight 308 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,800 or any of the rest of them, 309 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:49,737 I am gonna do it. 310 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:53,006 And you'd better be prepared to do the same. 311 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,342 The time for tolerance is over. 312 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:59,847 Woman on TV: Infamous vampire terrorist Russell Edgington, 313 00:17:59,882 --> 00:18:03,217 recorded by a security camera at a Louisiana fraternity house, 314 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:07,355 the site of a brutal vampire attack that claimed 22 lives. 315 00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:14,063 - Colloidal silver? - Yeah. 316 00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:16,899 Makes the V want to leave the body, usually through sweat. 317 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,968 ( Rikki moaning ) 318 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,470 It's not a pleasant feeling, 319 00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:23,138 but once it's passed, she'll feel better. 320 00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:25,274 That's good to know. 321 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,910 You mean if I could have got some of this into JD, 322 00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:30,513 we could have had a real Packmaster competition, fair and square? 323 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,815 He was a good wolf once. 324 00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:35,618 - Weren't we all? - ( coughing ) 325 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,921 It's working its way out of you, honey. 326 00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,093 Did JD do anything else to you? 327 00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:47,197 Um, maybe I'll tell you if you tell me 328 00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:48,899 why you couldn't pick up a phone 329 00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:50,868 and let me know where you were. 330 00:18:52,437 --> 00:18:55,873 You just left without a word. 331 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:58,608 Don't pretend like that night 332 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,043 didn't mean anything to you. 333 00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:03,580 I'm not. It did. 334 00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:05,815 ( laughs ) 335 00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:08,785 Tell me what happened. 336 00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:12,521 JD called a pack meeting. 337 00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:14,923 Said it was an emergency. 338 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:18,627 When we got there, they held us down. 339 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:22,764 He poured it into our mouths. 340 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,800 Is that all? 341 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:28,370 It was for me... 342 00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:30,573 but not for some of the younger girls. 343 00:19:35,045 --> 00:19:37,813 He might have been a good wolf once, 344 00:19:37,847 --> 00:19:39,782 but he isn't anymore. 345 00:19:39,816 --> 00:19:41,416 Clearly. 346 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:44,519 If he wasn't all jacked up on V, I'd kill him right now. 347 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:46,688 But as it is, he practically killed me. 348 00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:49,124 The only way to beat him is to play by his rules. 349 00:19:50,426 --> 00:19:52,727 If he's on the same blood that Rikki's on, 350 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:55,330 it's some seriously inferior shit. 351 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:58,233 I got some of the best shit available 352 00:19:58,268 --> 00:20:00,669 I keep for special occasions 353 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,205 just like this one. 354 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:08,511 Lots of folks wanted to kill me over the years. 355 00:20:08,546 --> 00:20:11,715 I do what I have to to stay alive. 356 00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:16,220 ( Buzzing ) 357 00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,315 ( gasps ) 358 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:47,485 - Hey. - I have an idea. 359 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,020 Will it work? 360 00:20:49,055 --> 00:20:51,589 I hope so. 361 00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:54,526 - ( Music playing ) - Okay. 362 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,462 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 363 00:20:56,496 --> 00:21:00,332 Hey, bitches. I made some Cajun margaritas. 364 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,633 Ooh! 365 00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:04,870 I do not want to even know what is in that. 366 00:21:04,904 --> 00:21:06,705 Oh, but you want to taste it. 367 00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,974 ( laughs ) I do. 368 00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:14,212 Oh, my goddess. 369 00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:15,714 That is amazing. 370 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:18,817 Mmm. You look like you can use a cup. 371 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:21,786 Oh, I don't know. It's pretty close to sundown. 372 00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:25,389 Oh, come on, peaches. Just a little sippy-sip. 373 00:21:25,424 --> 00:21:26,991 Holly: Arlene, 374 00:21:27,025 --> 00:21:29,493 after the last few days, you deserve a little R&R. 375 00:21:29,527 --> 00:21:32,228 ( Chuckles ) I heard that, girl. 376 00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,898 ( Music continues ) 377 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:38,268 Mmm! God, it's like candy. 378 00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:42,038 Lafayette, what is this music? 379 00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:44,274 I don't even want to think about how many hours of my life 380 00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:47,911 I've spent listening to Sam Merlotte's redneck-ass taste in music. 381 00:21:47,945 --> 00:21:50,046 I'm gonna take full advantage of his absence 382 00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:51,748 and listen to something decent for a change. 383 00:21:51,782 --> 00:21:53,951 Oh, all right. Something nasty. 384 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:56,487 Oh, look at him work that thing. 385 00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:58,455 - Oh, yeah. - Uh-oh. 386 00:21:58,489 --> 00:21:59,890 - Roll it out. - Uh-oh. 387 00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:03,527 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mmm. 388 00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:06,830 ( laughs ) 389 00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:11,902 Okay, you mind just sitting tight here for a while 390 00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,705 so I can talk to my friend privately? 391 00:22:14,739 --> 00:22:17,574 'Cause what I got to say to her is not gonna be too easy. 392 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,175 Take your time. 393 00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:21,845 Oh, will you get me some salt first? 394 00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:28,785 So you got a big date tonight? 395 00:22:34,592 --> 00:22:36,560 Hey, Sheriff. 396 00:22:36,594 --> 00:22:38,162 Oh, hey, Miss Bodehouse. 397 00:22:38,196 --> 00:22:40,764 Andy, Jane, please. 398 00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:43,000 Haven't we slept together by now? 399 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:46,805 - I don't think so. - I think we slept together at some point. 400 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:49,607 In the woods. 401 00:22:49,642 --> 00:22:51,243 Nope, wasn't me. 402 00:22:51,277 --> 00:22:53,611 Andy, you slept with Jane Bodehouse? When? 403 00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:56,481 - No, she's drunk. - I am. 404 00:22:56,515 --> 00:22:59,417 Well, I'm glad you didn't. 405 00:22:59,452 --> 00:23:01,252 I don't like the way that made me feel. 406 00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:03,455 ( Chuckles ) Really? 407 00:23:03,489 --> 00:23:05,223 How'd it make you feel? 408 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,327 Like something special that only we share 409 00:23:08,361 --> 00:23:10,495 was suddenly not so special anymore. 410 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:12,965 And that made me sad. 411 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,868 Can we talk? 412 00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,437 Alone? 413 00:23:18,673 --> 00:23:20,307 Sure. 414 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,983 When did Andy Bellefleur get to be so fucking hot? 415 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,117 ( laughs ) 416 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:37,291 Holly, I really care about you. 417 00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:40,228 I haven't felt something like this since-- 418 00:23:40,262 --> 00:23:42,163 well, my whole life. 419 00:23:42,198 --> 00:23:44,066 Who was it and how many times? 420 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,536 Her name's Maurella. 421 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:48,904 And twice. 422 00:23:48,939 --> 00:23:51,240 Once a couple weeks ago 423 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:53,576 before you and I had ever... 424 00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:57,147 And the other time was 425 00:23:57,181 --> 00:24:01,251 almost a week ago, 426 00:24:01,285 --> 00:24:04,387 clearly after we had-- I'm so sorry. 427 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:09,692 And now she's pregnant 428 00:24:09,727 --> 00:24:12,195 and she refuses to go to St. Francis. 429 00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,365 Says her kind don't whelp in hospitals. 430 00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:18,835 ( Maurella moaning ) 431 00:24:28,144 --> 00:24:31,013 My-- my light broke. 432 00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:42,256 My beautiful prophet. 433 00:24:57,772 --> 00:25:01,307 ( Gasps ) 434 00:25:01,342 --> 00:25:03,943 ( moaning ) 435 00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:12,117 Sookie: Bill's not evil. 436 00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:13,819 I know him. 437 00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:16,321 And starting a civil war between vampires and humans-- 438 00:25:16,355 --> 00:25:18,991 it's not who he really is. 439 00:25:19,025 --> 00:25:21,126 Poor thing, blinded by love. 440 00:25:21,161 --> 00:25:23,729 Too scared to let herself see the truth. 441 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,800 You ever think anyone 442 00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:30,604 can really know anybody else? 443 00:25:30,638 --> 00:25:34,609 I mean, don't we just see what makes us feel good? 444 00:25:34,643 --> 00:25:36,911 I think you can know somebody else. 445 00:25:36,945 --> 00:25:41,216 It's not easy and it's not always nice, 446 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,985 but going through some life-changing experiences 447 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:47,189 - with that person can help you-- - Really? 448 00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:50,126 It seems to me that philosophy ain't exactly working for you. 449 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,161 I mean, you just keep falling for boys who are dead. 450 00:25:52,195 --> 00:25:55,330 Ain't that like the ultimate in being unavailable? 451 00:25:55,364 --> 00:25:58,899 - I really don't think that's why I-- - No, hey, me, too. 452 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:02,269 Dawn, Amy, Crystal, Jess-- 453 00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:04,605 every last one of them unavailable 454 00:26:04,639 --> 00:26:07,207 in some basic unavailable way. 455 00:26:11,179 --> 00:26:14,449 You know, the problem is us. 456 00:26:14,483 --> 00:26:17,552 We think we don't deserve better than that. 457 00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:20,955 Maybe we don't. 458 00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:23,191 It is not a question of deserving. 459 00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:27,061 It is a question of thinking life owes you something. 460 00:26:27,096 --> 00:26:29,030 It doesn't. 461 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:32,901 Jason, I know you've got a lot to deal with right now, 462 00:26:32,935 --> 00:26:36,938 but you can't let it tear you down like this. 463 00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:39,140 Why the hell not? 464 00:26:39,175 --> 00:26:41,242 Maybe we'd be better off going through life 465 00:26:41,277 --> 00:26:44,679 without thinking there's something good waiting for us down the road. 466 00:26:44,713 --> 00:26:46,981 Maybe we wouldn't keep getting hurt 467 00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:49,350 if we just expected the worst. 468 00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:51,252 That's right, champ. Vampers made you orphans. 469 00:26:51,287 --> 00:26:53,187 Learn from it. 470 00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:57,392 - 'Cause that's all we've been getting. - No. 471 00:26:57,426 --> 00:26:59,494 I refuse to think that way. 472 00:26:59,528 --> 00:27:02,263 Well, that's your choice. 473 00:27:02,297 --> 00:27:04,732 But you've got to let me think that way if I want to. 474 00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:06,867 Okay. 475 00:27:09,771 --> 00:27:11,438 How's your head? 476 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,911 Jason, that's as big as a walnut. 477 00:27:18,946 --> 00:27:19,846 ( Gasps ) 478 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,081 - Pull over. - Fuck, man! 479 00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:23,716 Please? 480 00:27:25,653 --> 00:27:28,154 ( Blinker ticking ) 481 00:27:29,123 --> 00:27:32,192 ( moaning ) 482 00:27:34,395 --> 00:27:37,564 I cannot believe I am midwifing for your pregnant girlfriend 483 00:27:37,598 --> 00:27:39,266 that I just found out about. 484 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:41,468 Believe me, I'd prefer this was not happening 485 00:27:41,502 --> 00:27:43,303 just as much as you. 486 00:27:43,337 --> 00:27:45,872 Okay, we're almost there, honey, okay? Just keep breathing. 487 00:27:45,906 --> 00:27:47,974 Oh, yes. Yes! 488 00:27:48,008 --> 00:27:51,010 Yes! Yes! 489 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,879 This doesn't seem too hard for you. 490 00:27:52,913 --> 00:27:55,481 I'm guessing this isn't your first pregnancy. 491 00:27:55,515 --> 00:27:59,118 73 times since I first discovered how. 492 00:27:59,152 --> 00:28:02,988 Okay, that's extreme. 493 00:28:03,022 --> 00:28:05,924 Who knew watching an alien give birth 494 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,593 could be so comforting? 495 00:28:07,627 --> 00:28:11,096 Are you kidding me? It's always the weird stuff that's the best. 496 00:28:12,365 --> 00:28:15,434 ( Moaning louder ) 497 00:28:15,468 --> 00:28:17,603 - Shit. - ( giggles ) 498 00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:20,806 ( high-pitched moan ) 499 00:28:35,189 --> 00:28:39,659 - It's a girl with no umbilical cord. - Oh, my God. 500 00:28:47,735 --> 00:28:50,904 You'd better be good to her, Andy Bellefleur. 501 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,141 She's gonna have a hard enough time as it is 502 00:28:54,175 --> 00:28:55,909 being a woman in this world. 503 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:58,546 I will. I swear. 504 00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:00,481 ( laughs ) 505 00:29:00,516 --> 00:29:02,984 I have no idea what's happening. 506 00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:06,054 Who does, baby Jane? Who does? 507 00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:08,223 ( Moaning ) 508 00:29:09,892 --> 00:29:12,661 Uh, we're not done. 509 00:29:18,469 --> 00:29:20,736 Man: No, no, no. 510 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:22,338 Man #2: No. No, please. 511 00:29:22,372 --> 00:29:24,140 ( crying ) 512 00:29:26,243 --> 00:29:28,010 ( whimpering ) 513 00:29:28,078 --> 00:29:30,413 Woman: No, no. 514 00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:36,018 - ( Emma barking ) - I got it. 515 00:29:39,822 --> 00:29:41,723 - Hi. - ( whimpering ) 516 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:43,324 Hi, baby. 517 00:29:43,358 --> 00:29:46,360 ( Whimpering ) 518 00:29:46,394 --> 00:29:48,195 Hi. 519 00:29:50,965 --> 00:29:54,502 I've got you, baby, and I am never letting you go. 520 00:29:54,536 --> 00:29:57,138 Do not shift. 521 00:29:57,173 --> 00:29:59,775 Thank you. She's been cooped up for hours. 522 00:29:59,809 --> 00:30:02,244 Could use a little playtime. 523 00:30:14,257 --> 00:30:16,591 Reverend Newlin. 524 00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,695 I aced my statistics exam. 525 00:30:19,729 --> 00:30:23,332 You did? That's fantastic. 526 00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:25,567 Go, Chelsea! Go, Chelsea! 527 00:30:25,635 --> 00:30:28,637 Yes, Chelsea, go. 528 00:30:28,672 --> 00:30:30,739 So I thought I would take Emma here for a little walk. 529 00:30:30,774 --> 00:30:32,841 Oh, well, do you want me to have someone do that for you? 530 00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,610 No! Thank you. 531 00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:38,481 I-- I like doing it. It gives us a little bonding time. 532 00:30:40,384 --> 00:30:42,452 Where's your Southern accent? 533 00:30:44,888 --> 00:30:46,589 Sometimes... 534 00:30:46,624 --> 00:30:49,959 I like to not have a Southern accent. 535 00:30:49,994 --> 00:30:51,394 Really? 536 00:30:51,429 --> 00:30:54,998 But it's such a part of who you are, of your brand. 537 00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:58,969 Yes, but sometimes... 538 00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,939 I like to keep the brand evolving 539 00:31:01,973 --> 00:31:05,710 so consumers are more inclined to stay on their toes. 540 00:31:05,744 --> 00:31:09,715 But doesn't that make it more complicated for consumers 541 00:31:09,749 --> 00:31:12,351 and isn't that like a huge no-no? 542 00:31:12,385 --> 00:31:14,720 That is a very good question, 543 00:31:14,755 --> 00:31:17,690 which I will have to get back to you on, Chelsea. 544 00:31:27,701 --> 00:31:31,803 Reverend Newlin, you do know that we're on lockdown, don't you? 545 00:31:31,837 --> 00:31:35,640 Newlin, you fucking little dipshit. 546 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:38,575 Just because you couldn't keep your fangs 547 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:41,245 in your pants, could you? 548 00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:44,181 Now, I'm gonna need you on damage control ASAP. 549 00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:48,219 Not that you actually can control 22 dead frat boys. 550 00:31:51,390 --> 00:31:53,825 Computer: Access granted. 551 00:31:58,964 --> 00:32:01,365 Are you fucking deaf? 552 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,533 Get in here! 553 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,542 What the fuck were you and Edgington thinking? 554 00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:14,779 And where is he? Or Kibwe? 555 00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:17,349 Clearly Gainesborough and Northman weren't successful. 556 00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:20,418 The government probably killed them and is coming out for us now. 557 00:32:20,453 --> 00:32:22,387 You stupid little bitch! 558 00:32:28,928 --> 00:32:30,863 ( Moaning ) 559 00:32:30,897 --> 00:32:33,266 Yeah, well, for a normal 560 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,401 red-blooded American human, 561 00:32:35,435 --> 00:32:37,903 giving birth ain't nothing like that. 562 00:32:37,938 --> 00:32:40,906 - Maurella: Yes! - Hell, she make me want to do it. 563 00:32:40,941 --> 00:32:43,642 ( Baby crying ) 564 00:32:43,677 --> 00:32:46,245 Another girl. 565 00:32:47,981 --> 00:32:52,118 Hey, sweetie. Hey. Hey. 566 00:32:54,521 --> 00:32:56,755 Shh, shh. 567 00:33:08,635 --> 00:33:10,103 Take good care of them. 568 00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:12,338 Wait a minute. 569 00:33:12,373 --> 00:33:14,440 You ain't thinking about leaving them with me? 570 00:33:14,474 --> 00:33:16,309 You sired them. 571 00:33:16,343 --> 00:33:18,478 Now it is your sacred duty to see 572 00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:20,747 that at least half of them survive into adulthood. 573 00:33:20,782 --> 00:33:23,149 - Whoa! That ain't-- - Shh. 574 00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:25,919 The light pact has been made flesh now. 575 00:33:25,953 --> 00:33:29,422 I honor what was, what is, and what will never be. 576 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,759 Farewell, Andy Bellefleur. 577 00:33:34,663 --> 00:33:36,730 ( Clapping ) 578 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,432 That was awesome. 579 00:33:42,171 --> 00:33:44,239 You're a dick. 580 00:33:47,077 --> 00:33:50,680 ( Man screaming ) No! No! Please! 581 00:33:50,714 --> 00:33:52,682 Man #2: Come on, JD. 582 00:33:52,716 --> 00:33:54,784 ( screaming continues ) 583 00:33:54,819 --> 00:33:56,820 - ( sizzling ) - ( groaning ) 584 00:33:56,854 --> 00:33:59,956 Man: You're about to plain get burned, sucker! 585 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:03,793 Drinks on me, everybody. 586 00:34:03,828 --> 00:34:05,762 - ( Screams ) - Who's up first? 587 00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:07,831 Shut the fuck up, dead man. 588 00:34:07,865 --> 00:34:10,867 ( Others jeering ) 589 00:34:10,902 --> 00:34:12,402 Man: Ain't we had enough? 590 00:34:12,436 --> 00:34:15,338 Ain't no such thing as too much V. 591 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:18,375 That's enough, JD! 592 00:34:20,245 --> 00:34:21,645 The fuck? 593 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,548 ( laughs ) I abjured you. 594 00:34:24,582 --> 00:34:26,449 Abjure this. 595 00:34:31,723 --> 00:34:35,058 - ( Growling ) - Woman: He's gonna kill him. 596 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:44,734 Man: He's killing him. 597 00:34:44,769 --> 00:34:46,569 Stay out of it. 598 00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:49,839 This is between JD and Alcide. 599 00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:55,512 I think you've won this one, son. 600 00:34:55,546 --> 00:34:57,614 - ( Snaps ) - Woman: Oh, my God! 601 00:34:57,648 --> 00:34:59,716 He killed him. 602 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,084 He's dead. 603 00:35:01,118 --> 00:35:03,152 Guess we got a new Packmaster. 604 00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:08,590 ( growling ) 605 00:35:28,111 --> 00:35:30,278 This stops tonight. 606 00:35:30,313 --> 00:35:33,882 We're wolves. We respect ourselves. 607 00:35:33,916 --> 00:35:36,018 We respect our pack. 608 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,054 We respect nature without exception. 609 00:35:39,122 --> 00:35:42,691 - We do not surrender to nihilism. - ( crying ) 610 00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:45,894 We do not take advantage of those who are younger 611 00:35:45,929 --> 00:35:48,631 or weaker than we are. 612 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,536 This is how it's going to be in this pack from now on. 613 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:56,773 And if you don't like it, then you have 24 hours 614 00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:58,542 to get the hell out 615 00:35:58,576 --> 00:36:00,811 or you face me right now. 616 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,248 Tonight... 617 00:36:06,184 --> 00:36:08,585 we choose pack. 618 00:36:23,968 --> 00:36:25,768 Chancellors. 619 00:36:25,803 --> 00:36:28,604 We weren't expecting you until tomorrow evening. 620 00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:31,140 Well, our flight was aborted halfway to DC. 621 00:36:31,174 --> 00:36:32,507 No one has told us why or was there 622 00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:34,143 to meet us when we got back to New Orleans. 623 00:36:34,144 --> 00:36:37,413 - Has there been trouble? - There's been a breach. 624 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:40,115 A shape-shifter. We're still on lockdown. 625 00:36:40,149 --> 00:36:42,484 I'll need to call this in. 626 00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:45,287 Chelsea, I have Chancellors Northman and Gainesborough 627 00:36:45,321 --> 00:36:48,691 at the gate requesting access. 628 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:54,664 - What's your cargo? - The vampire's a mainstreaming spy. 629 00:36:54,698 --> 00:36:56,432 The humans are lunch. 630 00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:59,001 The blonde smells amazing. 631 00:36:59,036 --> 00:37:01,704 ( Chuckles ) Yeah, she is pretty amazing. 632 00:37:01,738 --> 00:37:03,372 And mine. 633 00:37:04,608 --> 00:37:06,375 Roger. 634 00:37:06,409 --> 00:37:08,444 They're just trying to track down a chancellor. 635 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,049 Of course. Send Chancellor Northman and his party on down. 636 00:37:14,084 --> 00:37:16,619 - You've been cleared. - Thank you. 637 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,607 Fuckin' igits! 638 00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:44,076 As usual, everything falls to me. 639 00:37:44,111 --> 00:37:47,280 I can't ever find anybody. Compton and Salome are off 640 00:37:47,314 --> 00:37:49,882 buttering each other's biscuits half the time. 641 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,817 You know, I hate to say this, 642 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,120 but ever since Roman cashed in his chips, 643 00:37:54,154 --> 00:37:56,722 the work ethic around here has just gone straight to hell. 644 00:37:58,225 --> 00:37:59,692 Okay, you look a little nervous. 645 00:37:59,726 --> 00:38:01,360 Now you are not gonna veer off this script. 646 00:38:01,394 --> 00:38:04,096 Wait a minute. We're going live in five? 647 00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:06,865 - Is that five minutes? - Five seconds. 648 00:38:06,899 --> 00:38:10,035 And you'd better sell the shit out of this, preacher man, 649 00:38:10,069 --> 00:38:12,170 'cause it looks like you and Russell 650 00:38:12,205 --> 00:38:14,773 - may have just started a war. - ( buzzing ) 651 00:38:14,808 --> 00:38:17,676 The surveillance video, which has become an Internet sensation, 652 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:20,245 shows Reverend Newlin and someone who appears to be 653 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,015 Russell Edgington entering the fraternity house 654 00:38:23,049 --> 00:38:25,518 where those 22 young men were later found 655 00:38:25,552 --> 00:38:27,152 drained of their blood. 656 00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:29,455 Joining me now live via satellite, 657 00:38:29,489 --> 00:38:31,457 American Vampire League spokesperson 658 00:38:31,491 --> 00:38:33,692 Steve Newlin himself. 659 00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:36,161 Reverend Newlin, thanks for joining us. 660 00:38:36,195 --> 00:38:38,063 ( Stammers ) 661 00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:39,965 It's my pleasure, Suzanne, 662 00:38:39,999 --> 00:38:44,103 to be able to refuse-- refute these heinous charges, 663 00:38:44,137 --> 00:38:47,973 which have obviously been fabricated by a sick and hateful mind. 664 00:38:48,008 --> 00:38:50,242 Can we please start with the cheap 665 00:38:50,276 --> 00:38:52,778 and obviously manufactured vid-- 666 00:38:52,812 --> 00:38:55,680 ( gags ) --video? 667 00:38:55,715 --> 00:38:57,849 ( Buzzing ) 668 00:38:57,883 --> 00:39:00,619 - Reverend Newlin? - ( gagging ) 669 00:39:00,653 --> 00:39:02,921 Rev-- Reverend? Reverend, are you all right? 670 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,058 Christ! 671 00:39:08,761 --> 00:39:11,263 ( Groaning ) 672 00:39:16,502 --> 00:39:18,236 ( hiccups ) 673 00:39:19,305 --> 00:39:22,074 I did not see that shit coming. 674 00:39:22,108 --> 00:39:24,543 Vampires are keeping humans prisoner 675 00:39:24,577 --> 00:39:27,212 in an underground bunker somewhere in New Orleans. 676 00:39:27,246 --> 00:39:29,148 They are feeding on them. They're killing them! 677 00:39:29,182 --> 00:39:30,583 ( Emma barking ) 678 00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:32,185 Come here, baby. Here we go. 679 00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:34,454 Okay, all right. You're fine. 680 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,957 ( Gulps ) 681 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:46,099 ( screams ) 682 00:39:55,742 --> 00:39:57,476 Luna? 683 00:39:58,412 --> 00:40:00,313 Luna? 684 00:40:40,454 --> 00:40:43,055 Thank you, Lilith, 685 00:40:43,090 --> 00:40:45,191 O Mother, 686 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:48,828 for the gift you have bestowed upon me. 687 00:40:48,862 --> 00:40:51,897 And I swear upon my life 688 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:54,967 thy will shall be done. 689 00:40:55,002 --> 00:40:58,804 Vampires shall rightfully rule this earth. 690 00:41:13,753 --> 00:41:15,753 - Now. - ( beeps ) 691 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,799 Guide me, O Mother, 692 00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:29,035 as I surrender to you 693 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,037 completely. 694 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,006 ( Elevator bell dings ) 695 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:40,080 Computer: Initiating level two protocols. 696 00:41:40,115 --> 00:41:43,651 - Eric: Go! - Initiating level two protocols. 697 00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:47,822 Initiating level two protocols. 698 00:41:47,856 --> 00:41:49,023 Stay back! 699 00:41:49,058 --> 00:41:51,959 Initiating level two protocols... 700 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,397 - in five, four... - Clear. 701 00:41:56,431 --> 00:42:00,134 Three, two, one. 702 00:42:00,168 --> 00:42:02,436 Level two protocols. 703 00:42:08,009 --> 00:42:10,211 Watch out, it's slippery. 704 00:42:14,149 --> 00:42:17,284 Okay, weapons tight. Go! 705 00:42:33,602 --> 00:42:35,803 ( Men screaming ) 706 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,777 See what you've been missing 707 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,813 working for the fucking Authority? 708 00:42:46,915 --> 00:42:48,916 Control room. 709 00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:52,454 ( Gunshot ) 710 00:42:52,488 --> 00:42:54,390 - Pam: Great, now what? - ( gunshot ) 711 00:42:54,424 --> 00:42:56,325 ( gasps ) 712 00:42:57,627 --> 00:42:59,762 - Sookie? Hi. - Jessica. 713 00:42:59,796 --> 00:43:01,664 - You okay? - What the fuck are you doing? 714 00:43:01,698 --> 00:43:03,833 I'm getting you the fuck out of jail, bitch. 715 00:43:05,369 --> 00:43:06,670 Ew. 716 00:43:06,704 --> 00:43:08,906 Y'all need to hold tight. We need to wait a second here. 717 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,274 Wait? For what? 718 00:43:10,308 --> 00:43:12,176 Eric and Nora to disarm and unlock everything. 719 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:15,547 - Nice plan. - Sure beats yours. 720 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,250 No, wait, you've got to do that thing first. 721 00:43:19,285 --> 00:43:21,252 - Can you not-- - You've got to reroute the sensors. 722 00:43:21,286 --> 00:43:23,521 - That's the first thing I did. - No, you didn't. 723 00:43:23,556 --> 00:43:25,357 - Please, let me just-- - Do you honestly think 724 00:43:25,391 --> 00:43:27,926 that you understand the system I helped design better than I do? 725 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,328 Okay, maybe not. 726 00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:35,732 Come on. 727 00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:38,101 I know you're out there. 728 00:43:42,038 --> 00:43:45,106 Suck on that, you dead piece of shit. 729 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:47,074 ( Doors unlock ) 730 00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:51,378 Oh, Sookie, can you get these doors? 731 00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:54,914 Right, 'cause they're made of silver and y'all are vampires. Duh. 732 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,884 - ( Screams ) - Tara. 733 00:44:09,728 --> 00:44:11,696 Oh, okay. 734 00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:13,831 I knew it! 735 00:44:29,246 --> 00:44:31,915 Quite the ritualistic tone you're setting. 736 00:44:31,949 --> 00:44:34,117 Do you not think the occasion befitting? 737 00:44:34,151 --> 00:44:38,955 Tonight, Lilith's darkest dream will be made real. 738 00:44:40,024 --> 00:44:42,158 I'm sorry. 739 00:44:42,192 --> 00:44:44,994 I know you want this for yourself, 740 00:44:45,028 --> 00:44:47,062 but I was chosen. 741 00:44:49,799 --> 00:44:52,900 Lilith in her wisdom 742 00:44:52,934 --> 00:44:55,069 wanted the strongest. 743 00:44:57,872 --> 00:44:59,806 I'm glad you're here to witness. 744 00:45:00,941 --> 00:45:05,244 You will tell this story many times. 745 00:45:05,278 --> 00:45:06,779 Salome. 746 00:45:06,813 --> 00:45:09,214 Think about this. 747 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:12,250 You don't know what drinking all of it will do. 748 00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:14,485 Lilith knows. 749 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,754 That's good enough for me. 750 00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:19,155 If it were to affect you... 751 00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:21,791 adversely, 752 00:45:21,826 --> 00:45:24,360 you would be a tremendous loss to the movement. 753 00:45:24,394 --> 00:45:26,829 This is not a movement, Bill. 754 00:45:26,863 --> 00:45:29,998 This is the fucking rapture. 755 00:45:31,267 --> 00:45:33,935 All you've seen and you still doubt? 756 00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:38,371 That is why 757 00:45:38,406 --> 00:45:41,441 I am stronger. 758 00:45:42,309 --> 00:45:44,342 Apparently. 759 00:46:12,734 --> 00:46:15,703 Come on, now. 760 00:46:15,737 --> 00:46:17,638 Come on. 761 00:46:19,274 --> 00:46:21,341 Sookie: Jason, it's us. 762 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:22,809 Oh, clear. 763 00:46:22,843 --> 00:46:24,844 Come on. 764 00:46:26,881 --> 00:46:28,648 Fuck. 765 00:46:29,951 --> 00:46:31,885 Oh, my God. 766 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,355 It's good to see you. I've missed you so much. 767 00:46:34,389 --> 00:46:37,191 I've been an idiot and I love you and-- 768 00:46:39,127 --> 00:46:41,195 I can't ever love a vampire. 769 00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:43,331 Sorry. I can't do it. 770 00:46:48,303 --> 00:46:50,371 They'll be waiting for you up top, 771 00:46:50,405 --> 00:46:53,107 so I suggest you all reload on the ride up. 772 00:46:55,610 --> 00:46:57,244 Hello. 773 00:47:02,050 --> 00:47:04,751 Wait, aren't you coming with us? 774 00:47:04,785 --> 00:47:07,320 We're going to get Bill. 775 00:47:07,354 --> 00:47:10,756 - Eric, you can't be serious. - Sookie! 776 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:13,392 Make sure it's safe up there for us. We'll be up momentarily. 777 00:47:13,426 --> 00:47:15,093 ( Elevator bell dings ) 778 00:47:16,496 --> 00:47:19,030 ( groaning ) 779 00:47:23,268 --> 00:47:26,136 Of course it was a competition. 780 00:47:27,572 --> 00:47:31,408 But the weak spot for you, Salome, 781 00:47:31,443 --> 00:47:33,344 and it always has been, 782 00:47:33,378 --> 00:47:35,746 is that you're not very good 783 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:39,784 at predicting an adversary's behavior. 784 00:47:39,818 --> 00:47:43,454 Possibly because of your monumental narcissism. 785 00:47:43,489 --> 00:47:47,492 You were so impatient for the rapture 786 00:47:47,526 --> 00:47:52,130 that you didn't even smell the silver in the blood. 787 00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:55,099 And I put in a lot. 788 00:47:55,134 --> 00:47:57,268 But I knew that you would never smell it 789 00:47:57,302 --> 00:48:00,604 because you were too impatient 790 00:48:00,638 --> 00:48:03,540 in your lust for greatness. 791 00:48:04,742 --> 00:48:06,576 You... 792 00:48:06,610 --> 00:48:09,212 defiled the Mother's blood... 793 00:48:09,246 --> 00:48:12,481 - ( chuckles ) - ...with silver? 794 00:48:14,317 --> 00:48:17,553 I would never desecrate 795 00:48:17,587 --> 00:48:20,789 the Holy Grail. 796 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,836 Lilith... 797 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:40,274 chose wisely. 798 00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:45,313 ( Gasps ) 799 00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:15,476 So, Lilith appeared to you as well. 800 00:49:15,511 --> 00:49:18,547 Only to savagely obliterate my maker. 801 00:49:19,615 --> 00:49:21,783 She's a mad god, Bill. 802 00:49:21,817 --> 00:49:24,185 She's nothing but destruction. 803 00:49:26,221 --> 00:49:27,855 Don't do it. 804 00:49:27,889 --> 00:49:30,558 So you can? 805 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:32,726 Pour it in the fucking fire. 806 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:34,428 You'll never stop me. 807 00:49:34,463 --> 00:49:35,930 So why'd you authorize our entry, then? 808 00:49:35,964 --> 00:49:37,731 You knew we would try. 809 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,468 Because I wasn't yet sure I'd be able to get rid of Salome on my own. 810 00:49:40,502 --> 00:49:42,570 Bill, this isn't you. 811 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,373 What the fuck do you know about me? 812 00:49:44,407 --> 00:49:48,277 For all you know, everything I did while with you was an act 813 00:49:48,311 --> 00:49:51,113 calculated to elicit a particular response. 814 00:49:51,148 --> 00:49:52,548 I know that's not true. 815 00:49:52,582 --> 00:49:54,550 Why, because of the light you bear? 816 00:49:54,585 --> 00:49:56,986 Did you ever consider the possibility that it's a handicap? 817 00:49:57,054 --> 00:50:00,524 One that blinds you to the most obvious of truths-- 818 00:50:00,558 --> 00:50:04,028 that you are an abomination, 819 00:50:04,062 --> 00:50:06,097 just like the vampire Bible states. 820 00:50:07,399 --> 00:50:10,535 Bill, you are stronger than this. 821 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:12,771 You are capable of sympathy 822 00:50:12,805 --> 00:50:15,540 and kindness and generosity. 823 00:50:15,575 --> 00:50:19,778 You are unique among all the vampires I have met. 824 00:50:19,812 --> 00:50:21,947 Don't throw that away. 825 00:50:25,752 --> 00:50:28,320 I have spent my entire life 826 00:50:28,354 --> 00:50:30,455 as a vampire apologizing, 827 00:50:30,523 --> 00:50:34,225 believing I was inherently wrong somehow, 828 00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:36,494 living in fear-- 829 00:50:37,997 --> 00:50:41,767 fear that God had forsaken me, 830 00:50:41,801 --> 00:50:44,570 that I was damned. 831 00:50:44,604 --> 00:50:47,072 But Lilith grants us freedom from fear. 832 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:50,709 Vicissitudes 9:24. 833 00:50:50,744 --> 00:50:53,445 "Fear not, 834 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,748 for my blood is beyond fear-- 835 00:50:55,782 --> 00:50:59,017 fear of sin, fear of mankind, 836 00:50:59,052 --> 00:51:01,520 fear of retribution, 837 00:51:01,555 --> 00:51:04,558 for thou art begat by God. 838 00:51:04,592 --> 00:51:07,494 And this world is but a spring 839 00:51:07,528 --> 00:51:09,730 to slake thy sacred thirst." 840 00:51:11,766 --> 00:51:15,403 If I ever meant anything 841 00:51:15,437 --> 00:51:16,905 to you at all-- 842 00:51:16,939 --> 00:51:19,875 I told you the first night we met... 843 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:24,146 vampires often turn on those they love the most. 844 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,359 ( Gagging ) 845 00:51:36,393 --> 00:51:39,562 Oh, God. 846 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,531 ( Gagging ) 847 00:51:47,470 --> 00:51:49,438 Oh, God! 848 00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:51,873 ( Screams ) 849 00:51:54,409 --> 00:51:57,645 No. ( sobbing ) 850 00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:11,460 Sookie. 851 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:33,282 Fuck. 852 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:35,618 ( Roars ) 853 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,620 Run! 854 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:41,023 [ ♪ Save Yourself ♪ by Stabbing Westward ] 855 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:43,560 ♪ I know your life is empty ♪ 856 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:47,298 ♪ And you hate to face this world alone ♪ 857 00:52:49,968 --> 00:52:52,336 ♪ So you're searching for an angel ♪ 858 00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:56,274 ♪ Someone who can make you whole ♪ 859 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:04,849 ♪ I cannot save you ♪ 860 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:13,924 ♪ I can't even save myself ♪ 861 00:53:14,893 --> 00:53:18,162 ♪ So just save yourself ♪ 862 00:53:24,102 --> 00:53:27,138 ♪ Save yourself ♪ 863 00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:34,379 ♪ Save yourself ♪ 864 00:53:34,413 --> 00:53:37,816 ♪ So just save yourself. ♪ 865 00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:41,841 [ ♪ Save Yourself ♪ by Stabbing Westward ] 866 00:53:42,841 --> 00:53:46,841 == original sync & corrections by elderman == == re-sync to WEB-DL by me ==