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Previously on "Weeds"...
[ Sniffs ]
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What kind of stank strain
you brewin' over there?
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You want to see
how ours match up?
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Who's got the munchies?
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63! 63!
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Who won?
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Show me your plant.
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You look cute in that jumpsuit.
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I thought this job
was gonna be fun.
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I'm your new director
of spiritual life, moreh Andy.
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And this is
afternoon discussion time.
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Your foundation
was granted a license
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to operate a facility
for the homeless of this county.
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You have 48 hours.
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Doug: Without tenants
like yourself,
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the state inspector
will shut us down.
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Boo!
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Does that sound pretty good?
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[ Gasps ]
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Not pregnant.
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Andy.
You need to tell him.
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You know he'll leave me.
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You were off somewhere
not being pregnant.
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It's menopause, Andy.
It's not a choice.
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You lied.
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I'm a rabbi.
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So?
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I see you -- up there,
watching me.
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You know,
that night by the pool,
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I really wanted to kiss you.
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Sync by honeybunny
Corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes
made of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes all the same ♪
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♪ there's a pink one
and a green one ♪
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♪ and a blue one
and a yellow one ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ and they all look
just the same ♪
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♪ and the people in the houses ♪
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♪ all went to the university ♪
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♪ and business executives ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ they all look just the same ♪
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[ Southern accent ] A raccoon?
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Well, shit fire
and save the matches.
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I wish I could have seen that.
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Mom?
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Crick Montgomery, ma'am.
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Oh, who are you?
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He's from a tobacco company.
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I can show you a business card
if you'd like.
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Silas, can I speak with you
a second?
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Tobacco?
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He wants me to grow for him.
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Grow cigarettes?
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Weed cigarettes.
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It's this new idea
they're developing.
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Still in the early phases,
obviously.
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Okay, uh...
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Tobacco doesn't speak to Silas.
You can talk to me. Capiche?
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Mom?
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No. No. No. She's right.
Forgot my manners.
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That said, Mrs. Botwin,
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you and I both care
about the same thing.
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Sweet tea?
Debutante balls?
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Making sure Johnny Appleseed
over here
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doesn't end up
playing for the wrong team.
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Right, and let me guess.
You're the right team?
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Well, between nerd scientists
hamstrung by the FDA
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and cowboy capitalists
with a two-century history
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of growing,
rolling, and distributing?
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I know which pony I'd ride.
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[ Smacks lips ]
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Silas is very happy where he is.
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Tell him...
that you're...
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I was happy.
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Until I saw a machine
eat my plant
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after being beaten and drowned
in magnesium benzo-something.
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Look, why don't I just
leave these with you?
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Two tickets, first class,
flying out of Kennedy tomorrow.
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We'd love for both of you
to come down and check us out.
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I'll just let myself out.
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You're phenomenally gifted,
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but your talents are
being wasted at Smithjohnson.
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I think we can offer you
a heck of a lot more.
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Southern accent ]
North Carolina.
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Too hot this time of year.
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♪ Ba-da, ba-dum ♪
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Woman: Here you go.
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Thanks.
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I used to smoke in college.
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Would they make me move
to North Carolina?
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I'd have to work on one
of those plantations?
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Not unless you want to.
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We'll bring that up
at the meeting,
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whatever you want to bring up.
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Do they even have
plantations anymore?
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You seem anxious.
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No -- no!
I'm excited for you.
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Right?
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It's like I'm some athlete
being recruited --
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first class
and a limo out to the airport.
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You're the talent.
Remember that.
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I know.
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So, you make the demands,
not them.
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Just think about it.
[ Chuckles ]
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Weed sold commercially.
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My strain in every Walmart,
gas station,
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every Five-and-Dime,
Mom-and-Pop corner drugstore
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from New Haven to Sacramento.
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I need you to support me.
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Of course I support you.
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Look at me -- here on this plane
supporting you.
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I mean... today.
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Today is gonna be
totally about you.
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Okay? I won't even speak
if you don't want me to.
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I'll just, like, gesture
with those baseball signals.
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Whatever you want.
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Ooh.
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Do you think
they have those sundaes?
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Stewardess?
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Steward-- stewardess?
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Time for work...
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My little parking attendant.
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I heard he did it
under the ark.
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I heard the eternal flame
flickered off and then back on.
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- Nuh-unh.
- Uh-huh.
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He totally boned her so hard
the walls shook.
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Hey! Who boned who?
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You didn't hear?
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Rabbi Dave totally
diddled a goy.
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Okay.
Oka-- that's enough.
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Allen Royce was supposed
to go over his haftorah
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with the rabbi.
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And when he showed up,
the door was locked
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and he could hear everything.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hello.
Look, it's your mother.
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[ Chuckles ] Bye, Jonah.
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L'hitraot.
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[ Sighs ]
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She's always late.
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It's cool.
We can wait.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Are you expecting anyone?
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All right.
I'm gonna get the door.
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Don't stab me in the back.
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Jordan:
Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought this address
was a joke.
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Jordan Kovnot,
Edgewood shelter in New Haven.
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Doug Wilson,
Douglas S. Wilson Foundation.
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Oh.
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Just ignore the urine-jar lady
back there.
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But let know if she
makes a move this way.
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- Uh, this is where you do intake?
- Yeah.
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Well, obviously, it's
a slow day today, but, uh...
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Are you -- are you
seeking shelter yourself, or...?
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That's cute, Mr. Wilson.
Oh, this is Jeff.
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Jeff's had a bit
of a rough patch,
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but he's got
a big interview tomorrow,
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Bloomies men's department.
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Fingers crossed.
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Rudy. Rudy shot two families
and a goat in Iraq.
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And he wasn't even there
for the war.
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[ Growls ]
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Oh, how many Rudys
you got out here?
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[ Coughing ]
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That many?
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Combined overflow from Hartford,
Stamford, West Haven,
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Danbury, Bridgeport, Norwalk...
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Oh, and I trust
you know the new rules?
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You have to take whoever comes
in, maintain 85% occupancy.
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DSS will be checking --
weekly.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Yeah, I'm all over it.
I'm on it, yeah.
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New rules. Got it.
85%.
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Oh, shit.
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Said she was carrying
our imaginary child
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and then hopped a plane
back to Oakland,
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so now I got nothing --
no future, no progeny,
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no holding an infant in the palm
of my hand like an eggplant.
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What's up with your mom?
She doesn't own a watch?
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She just got re-married
to a 29-year-old day trader.
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Let's see if rabbi Dave
can find you a ride.
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Oh, hang on.
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Doing some gardening?
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Oh. Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, Matthew's mom
forgot to pick him up.
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Oh, also, just as a heads up...
[ Chuckles ]
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...kids are spreading rumors
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about you diddling someone
under the ark.
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It was in my office.
It wasn't under the ark.
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Oh, wow. Okay, wow.
Well, way to go, rabbi.
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[ Sighs ]
Um... Nancy.
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Sorry?
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I, um...
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was with Nancy.
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How did...?
Huh, well, okay.
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Na--
Was it Nancy, Nancy?
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no, no, no, no.
No need.
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Um, wow.
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Would not have expected that.
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Uh, who's Gabby?
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My wife -- late.
Late wife.
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I planted this for her.
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A pear tree -- was.
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No!
I'd rather walk home!
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I'd rather die than
to have Cody pick me up!
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[ Sighs ]
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I think this crew
could use some pancakes.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪ Well, a way down the road,
I see a detour sign ♪
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♪ and I hope
what I see is wrong ♪
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♪ 'cause if that detour
gets too rough... ♪
[ Coughs ]
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Hush puppies and pulled pork.
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Slow-cooked over hickory and oak.
Local delicacies.
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I thought smoking
was outlawed in restaurants.
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Well, Durham has
a long tradition
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of rebelling against authority.
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Plus, this is an industry town.
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Just about everyone here
is connected to tobacco --
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if not them, their parents,
their neighbors.
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Their failing health.
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Who do you think pays state
children's health insurance?
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We give millions
in tax dollars.
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Perk of being America's most
lucrative cash crop per acre.
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You know what else
is lucrative?
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Crack cocaine.
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You were saying you wanted
to take us on a tour?
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Yes! [ Clears throat ]
Right after lunch.
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We'll tour the fields,
the barns.
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If you have any questions --
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- I have a question.
- Not surprised.
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- Slavery.
- Was a long time ago.
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Not that long.
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Also, I heard
about this Indonesian baby
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that smokes
like 10 packs a day.
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It's a fat baby
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that's literally like
[Exhales] chain-smoking.
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Look, tobacco's made mistakes.
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We have a complicated past.
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My father ran this company
for 45 years
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like an old-school
robber baron.
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But I want to modernize,
diversify, find new markets,
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clean up our ingredient list.
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Internationally,
we're doing great.
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But domestically,
we need a new playbook.
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Weed.
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Exactly.
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You know, it's actually cheaper
to grow weed than tobacco,
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yet people pay more for it.
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You've done your homework.
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Um, I'm sorry.
260
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:13,557
How are you gonna grow weed
if it's still illegal?
261
00:11:13,592 --> 00:11:15,893
'Cause that's the part
I'm confused about.
262
00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:17,962
Can we let him talk?
263
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:22,433
I want to show you guys
something.
264
00:11:31,744 --> 00:11:33,378
Crick:
Y'all are gonna love this.
265
00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:35,547
Kemo Sabes.
266
00:11:35,581 --> 00:11:37,249
We've already designed
the packs,
267
00:11:37,283 --> 00:11:38,450
just need the product
to go inside.
268
00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:40,886
Very... retro-looking.
269
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,054
That's 'cause
the logo's from the '70s,
270
00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:44,789
back when it first looked like
weed was gonna be legalized.
271
00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:47,659
Now, we even came up with
an urban brand called "Cliffs."
272
00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:48,893
[ Chuckles ]
273
00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:50,995
Urban meaning...
274
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,098
Uh, African-Americans.
275
00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:55,934
It's a smart idea --
weed cigarettes.
276
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:57,803
But the name... sucks.
277
00:11:57,837 --> 00:12:01,240
Kemo Sabes, chemotherapy.
278
00:12:03,545 --> 00:12:04,945
Fuck a duck.
279
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,680
Maybe we should hire you,
too, right?
280
00:12:06,715 --> 00:12:09,183
I'd love to see the labs.
281
00:12:09,218 --> 00:12:10,518
Funny thing.
282
00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:11,886
[ Clicks tongue ]
283
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,854
That's not exactly possible
right now.
284
00:12:13,889 --> 00:12:15,756
- Why?
- Why not?
285
00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:17,758
'Cause there are no labs.
286
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:20,427
There's basically
just this cardboard box
287
00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:24,764
and a sackful of money sitting
in an offshore bank account.
288
00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:25,932
Surprise!
289
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,333
I-I don't understand.
290
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,437
Since, as your mother
so wisely noted,
291
00:12:30,471 --> 00:12:31,939
weed isn't legal yet.
292
00:12:31,973 --> 00:12:34,942
We can't officially
kick off our R&D.
293
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:37,612
Pharma can,
in the name of medical research,
294
00:12:37,646 --> 00:12:39,280
but we're recreational.
295
00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:41,283
Hence, underground.
296
00:12:41,317 --> 00:12:43,018
Hush-hush.
297
00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:44,853
So, then there are others
that you're approaching?
298
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,389
Yes.
299
00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:49,959
So the minute pot becomes legal,
we can hit the ground running.
300
00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:52,462
And what if -- if --
Silas gets caught?
301
00:12:52,496 --> 00:12:55,499
Then this meeting
never happened.
302
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,168
- Right. Back to the airport.
- Mom.
303
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:00,504
No, sorry --
Not in a chance in hell
304
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:04,174
you're taking a risk like that
for a big tobacco company.
305
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,943
If they want to do underground
black ops, whatever.
306
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:09,179
Let 'em prey on
other people's children.
307
00:13:09,213 --> 00:13:10,480
What happened to supporting me?
308
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,681
I am.
309
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:14,484
No, you're not.
310
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,920
Excuse me.
311
00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:24,861
Hey! Come on!
312
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:26,830
We're men.
We're resilient.
313
00:13:26,864 --> 00:13:28,131
My mom married a dick.
314
00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:29,866
At least she's still alive.
315
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,602
Oh, whoa.
A little dark there, rabbi.
316
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:32,936
[ Sighs ]
317
00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:35,839
I-I just feel -- I feel
like I cheated on her.
318
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,175
You did not. You can't cheat
on a dead person.
319
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:40,143
And there's no covenant
in judaism
320
00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:43,013
forbidding you from playing
a little Romeo, right?
321
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,883
As long as it's not
with a child or a donkey
322
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,618
or a gibeonite,
according to Deuteronomy.
323
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,788
If my wife died,
I'd date people.
324
00:13:51,822 --> 00:13:54,524
How can I provide moral guidance
if I myself have transgressed?
325
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:57,194
Here's how.
Because you're a man --
326
00:13:57,228 --> 00:14:01,365
flawed, troubled,
but trying, striving.
327
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:04,868
And when you get past this,
which you will, you'll go back
328
00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:09,973
to being the same scholarly,
poker-faced rabbi Dave
329
00:14:10,007 --> 00:14:13,210
that we all know and love...
And fear, a little bit.
330
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:17,381
Here we go. Silver dollar
with whipped cream and nutella.
331
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,951
Omelet
with Swiss and scallions.
332
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:24,122
And double blueberry tall stack,
extra blueberries.
333
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,191
Oh, uh, I didn't order
blueberries.
334
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:27,960
Oh, yeah, but they're in season.
You don't want to miss 'em.
335
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,227
[ Chuckles ]
336
00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:34,634
All right. Your turn.
Let's talk about Cody.
337
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,936
Um, he farts a lot.
338
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:40,072
Mm-hmm.
Let's find the silver lining.
339
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:41,841
Hmm, yeah.
You're one to talk.
340
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,342
I mean, you just got dumped,
and here you are
341
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:46,912
pretending life is full
of sunshine and rainbows.
342
00:14:46,947 --> 00:14:47,947
Jill left?
343
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:51,283
Um, yeah, but, I mean...
344
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,885
That was never gonna work.
345
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,787
Andy, Andy, I would never
have burdened you
346
00:14:54,821 --> 00:14:56,455
with my self-doubt had I known.
347
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:57,990
Please, tell us about it.
348
00:14:58,024 --> 00:14:59,691
Oh, fuck. Again?
349
00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:00,993
Hey.
350
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,094
Sorry, rabbi.
351
00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:03,262
[ Sighs ]
352
00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:04,496
[ Chuckles ]
353
00:15:11,239 --> 00:15:14,207
[ Birds chirping ]
354
00:15:14,242 --> 00:15:16,209
[ Southern accent ]
Smoking will kill you, you know.
355
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:17,277
[ Sighs ]
356
00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:19,847
You scared me.
357
00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:22,182
Well, it's my house.
358
00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:24,985
So technically, I should be
the one who's spooked right now.
359
00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:27,988
You need a light for that?
360
00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:33,693
Even with the tank,
you still...
361
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,162
No, no.
I gave it up eons ago.
362
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,664
[ Chuckles ]
363
00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:40,233
You're the one who killed
those millions of people.
364
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,837
Their choice, not mine.
365
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:47,007
[ Exhales slowly ]
I don't smoke.
366
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,309
Let me guess.
367
00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:53,680
My son Crick brought you
out here to talk Kemo Sabes.
368
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:57,484
Marijuana,
tobacco's final frontier.
369
00:15:57,518 --> 00:15:59,186
You must be very proud of him.
370
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,921
[ Scoffs ] Are you kidding?
371
00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:05,993
He's a yankee big shot,
pitching crackpot ideas
372
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:09,329
for a company
that's been workin' fine
373
00:16:09,364 --> 00:16:12,833
for three generations.
374
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,668
But...
375
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:18,206
we got to pass down
our legacies to... someone.
376
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,845
I like the South --
legacies, tradition.
377
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:26,515
We don't have that up north.
378
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:31,187
We have sarcasm
and iced coffee.
379
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,856
My son...
[ Breathes deeply ]
380
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:38,527
...he wants to grow
and make mistakes.
381
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,030
My daddy had this phrase.
382
00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:42,698
"You got to bend the saplin'
383
00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:45,735
for it to grow up to be
a proper tree."
384
00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:50,606
Funny thing.
My saplin' don't bend.
385
00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:52,075
[ Chuckles ] Mine won't either.
386
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:53,642
[ Chuckles ]
387
00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:58,547
Live in the same house, but we
haven't spoken for two years.
388
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:04,485
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
389
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,989
So what,
that I can't throw a spiral?
390
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:09,724
Gender roles are changing.
391
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:12,127
I think I'd make
a really good father.
392
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,294
I could see that.
393
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,096
- Really? - Yeah.
- Stop.
394
00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:17,566
You're a beautiful
human being, Andy.
395
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,168
Y-y-y-you have a gorgeous,
pulpy heart.
396
00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:22,237
Why do I always feel
like you're hitting on me?
397
00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:24,640
Yeah, he's right.
You're like a care bear.
398
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:27,075
Sick of waiting
for my life to begin.
399
00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:29,210
Like I'm in perpetual purgatory.
400
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:30,812
You ever feel like that?
401
00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:33,749
Mm, purgatory's --
it's a Roman catholic belief.
402
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,017
You and Nancy.
403
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:37,285
[ Chuckling ]
That happened so fast.
404
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,387
Too fast.
405
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:40,122
Maybe, maybe not.
406
00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:42,057
Maybe everyone just
needs to jump in.
407
00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:43,325
Look at me.
408
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,394
Soon, I'm gonna hit
male menopause.
409
00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:48,997
I'm gonna be drooling during
the day, not even just at night.
410
00:17:49,032 --> 00:17:52,167
Whoa, Andy. My advice?
You need to forget about Jill.
411
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,302
Maybe --
maybe try dating someone
412
00:17:54,337 --> 00:17:56,605
who you're not
distantly related to.
413
00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:57,873
Hmm.
414
00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,708
You know, we have singles night
every Wednesday.
415
00:17:59,742 --> 00:18:01,276
I could sign you up.
416
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,512
[ Chuckles ] Jesus Christ.
417
00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:05,714
And you, mister. We got to get you home.
We'll talk in the car.
418
00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:08,384
Hey.
419
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,452
I don't know
if I should say this, but...
420
00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:14,490
I don't think Nancy's loved
anyone since Judah died --
421
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:17,426
like truly, emotionally loved someone,
for what it's worth.
422
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:22,031
Well, do you think
she's capable?
423
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,534
Hmm.
I have no idea.
424
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,636
She probably has no idea,
or she has an idea, but...
425
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,705
[ Chuckling ]
What she really needs
426
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:31,708
is the exact opposite
of her idea --
427
00:18:31,742 --> 00:18:40,717
someone smart and warm,
even-keeled, romantic...
428
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,252
kind to strangers...
429
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,888
old people...
430
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:48,358
great smile...
431
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,898
Thank you.
[ Breathes deeply ]
432
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,774
[ Engine revs ]
433
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,442
[ Tires screech ]
434
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,446
Just a second.
435
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,782
Want a ride?
436
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,352
Why is your car on fake fire?
437
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,854
'Cause it's badass --
438
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,989
Goes from 0 to 60
in less than 3.7 seconds.
439
00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,391
I think --
I haven't really floored it yet.
440
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,861
You stole from the impound lot?
441
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,229
Borrowed.
442
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,164
One of the perks
of being a parking attendant.
443
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,568
You getting in or not?
444
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,769
I really shouldn't.
445
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,137
Come on.
446
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,640
Can't a guy take his girlfriend
for a joy ride?
447
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,909
I brought shake shack.
448
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,245
Okay. One hour.
That's it.
449
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,114
[ Engine revs ]
450
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,348
[ Tires screech ]
451
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,119
[ Insects chirping ]
452
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,593
What are you doing in a barn?
453
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,829
It's a curing barn.
454
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,931
Oh, a-are you cured?
455
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,641
Don't be mad at me
for trying to protect you.
456
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,312
From what?
Actually liking my job?
457
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,648
Uh, from getting involved
with powerful people
458
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,817
who don't care about you.
459
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,419
At least pharma's medical,
helps people.
460
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:26,256
Come on.
Weed is not medicine.
461
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:29,493
I am so fucking sick
of pretending like...
462
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:35,165
I grow an illegal
and awesomely fun drug,
463
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:38,334
which I do not
feel guilty about.
464
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:40,203
Maybe you do, but I don't.
465
00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:42,371
And I don't want to grow it
in some lab
466
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:47,110
pretending it's some cure
for nausea or anorexia
467
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:50,779
or in the garage
like it's a hobby.
468
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,450
I want to do it for real, send
my product out into the world.
469
00:20:54,485 --> 00:20:57,788
And if that means teaming up
with some, whatever,
470
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:01,124
sketchy Southern tobacco company,
471
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,760
then that's what I want to do.
472
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,498
W-when I sold,
I drew lines.
473
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,067
What lines?
It's weed.
474
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,036
No kids.
475
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,104
If you think
that when you sell a brick,
476
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,507
pieces of it don't end up
in fucking high schools...
477
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:19,678
Tobacco, uh, has a -- a history
of advertising to children.
478
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,846
You're kidding yourself.
479
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,581
I know who I am.
480
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,216
So do I.
481
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:31,490
I know you're an adult,
but I'm still your mother.
482
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,092
And I'm worried about you
and your future,
483
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,428
not tobacco's future
or pot's future.
484
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,531
I...
485
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,601
And this place,
it -- it's freaky.
486
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,504
I just met Crick's father
on the porch.
487
00:21:44,538 --> 00:21:48,508
They haven't spoken
in two years!
488
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:50,410
And I'm hot.
[ Chuckles ]
489
00:21:50,444 --> 00:21:52,612
This barn smells.
490
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,448
And, you don't...
[ Clicks tongue ]
491
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,151
...want move to North Carolina.
492
00:22:00,454 --> 00:22:02,222
[ Sighs ]
493
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,269
Can we go back in the house now?
494
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,244
Where are the meals?
495
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,079
Where are the beds at?
496
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,213
I have to poop.
497
00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:29,715
I got snacks right here.
498
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,050
There's a bathroom
down on the first floor.
499
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,318
That bathroom needs a key.
500
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,852
I lost the key, okay?
501
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,720
Hey, no one leaves.
You got to stay here!
502
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,423
Hey! Hey!
I need 85% occupancy!
503
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:41,793
You're at 83.7.
I did the math.
504
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,294
This is bullshit.
505
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,330
This is a fucking office.
It's not a shelter.
506
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,365
Well, what if I lay down some
yoga mats, light some incense.
507
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,267
Jeff: You think
you're the first person
508
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,769
who's tried to scam
the homeless?
509
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,371
Last week, some guy
510
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,740
tried to turn me into
a fucking human Wi-Fi hotspot.
511
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,742
"Can you strap this wireless
transmitter to your chest
512
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,210
and walk around?"
513
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,280
Of course I can.
Why? Because I'm vulnerable.
514
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:04,950
Because I'm seen as a fucking object
instead of a human being!
515
00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:06,451
Because I live in a country
516
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,986
that doesn't believe
in social welfare
517
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,821
and thinks that anyone
who needs a little help
518
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:13,425
is a teat-sucking sloth junkie
with shit for brains
519
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,927
and fucking cocksucker --
sucking -- [ Grunts ]
520
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,462
Get it out. Get it out.
521
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:18,963
Oh! Boobies!
522
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,632
Okay. Okay.
Now I know why you're homeless.
523
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,834
I'm gonna report you.
524
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:23,968
Wha...?
525
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:25,602
You are going to jail,
shithead.
526
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,170
Mm-hmm.
Send him to jail!
527
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,605
Jail! Jail! Jail! Jail!
528
00:23:28,639 --> 00:23:30,807
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I can handle this!
529
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,143
All right, hold on a second!
You need things, right?
530
00:23:33,177 --> 00:23:35,211
I got a credit card, yeah.
531
00:23:35,245 --> 00:23:36,846
You tell Uncle Doug
what you want.
532
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,880
You just shout it out.
Go ahead.
533
00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:39,782
I want some cold beer.
534
00:23:39,817 --> 00:23:41,451
Penthouse, stamford marriott.
535
00:23:41,485 --> 00:23:45,187
And a fuck machine.
536
00:23:46,356 --> 00:23:47,824
Okay. Okay.
537
00:23:47,858 --> 00:23:49,458
I have to poop.
538
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:52,495
- I'd need new equipment, more spinners.
- Obviously.
539
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:54,163
And I might want to
hire a staff --
540
00:23:54,198 --> 00:23:55,999
small, a few people.
541
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:58,167
Your call, Kemo Sabe.
Oh, damn.
542
00:23:58,202 --> 00:24:00,837
Now I can't stop thinking
about bald, sick people.
543
00:24:00,871 --> 00:24:02,739
Anyway, boss.
544
00:24:02,773 --> 00:24:05,743
Wait, this is it?
545
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,545
If there's no real contract,
546
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,047
what's to keep us from
taking the money and walking?
547
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:13,550
This company was built
on a handshake.
548
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,687
Now, we intend to keep
our part of the bargain.
549
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,190
I'm trusting you both to have
the decency to do the same.
550
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:22,561
[ Chuckles ]
551
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,330
Let's bust out the juleps!
552
00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:44,750
[ Giggles ]
553
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:48,855
Mm. Ain't that Ice Pick's ride?
554
00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:51,023
Nuh-unh, man.
Ice Pick in the joint.
555
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,858
He got caught jerking it
at the public library.
556
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,192
[ Chuckles ]
557
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,028
He been trying to get
that online law degree,
558
00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,830
like Atticus Finch and shit.
[ Scoffs ]
559
00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:58,997
Hold up.
560
00:24:59,032 --> 00:25:00,866
That's definitely
Ice Pick's ride.
561
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,602
Who else you know got them
dumb-ass stickers on the side?
562
00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,437
Damn.
[ Chuckles ]
563
00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,272
You think that's Vanessa
he got in there?
564
00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:08,607
Ooh, mnh-mnh.
565
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,809
Come on, man.
566
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,477
[ Chuckles ]
You're tickling my foot.
567
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,345
I'm not touching your foot.
568
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,850
Where's my gun?
569
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,889
This one's for Ice Pick.
570
00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:26,959
Studious motherfucker.
571
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,394
[ Engine revs ]
572
00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,897
Fuck.
573
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,437
- You blinked!
- No!
574
00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,472
[ Chuckles ] I thought it was
first one to laugh!
575
00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,640
Fine. Well, then you lose
that one, too.
576
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,774
[ Chuckles ]
577
00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:46,777
Oh!
Damn your pretty robot eyes.
578
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:49,113
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, I have practice.
579
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:50,781
Yeah, I have
two 5-year-old cousins.
580
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,951
I have
a 5-year-old nephew.
581
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,785
God, they're great, right?
582
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,954
Oh, it's like you get to learn
the whole world again
583
00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,289
from scratch.
584
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,758
Just... Mm.
585
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,925
Mm-hmm.
586
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,261
Um, I have
this 3-seat tandem bike
587
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:08,599
that I force them to ride --
has long streamers.
588
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,534
[ Chuckling ]
It's pretty embarrassing.
589
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:14,905
Uh -- for them, not for me.
[ Chuckles ]
590
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,242
When I was younger, I drove
my bike into a park bench
591
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,910
and had to get
two fingers reattached.
592
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:24,482
Yeah, I call them
my Franken-fingers.
593
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,484
[ Chuckles ]
594
00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,653
Oh, God!
Have I totally grossed you out?
595
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:33,158
[ Chuckling ] I'm sorry.
596
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,465
[ Dog barks ]
597
00:26:51,976 --> 00:26:57,113
I figured, since you're
always coming to my pool...
598
00:26:58,349 --> 00:27:00,483
You didn't call me back.
599
00:27:03,387 --> 00:27:05,889
I needed to figure
some things out.
600
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,136
Did you figure them out?
601
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,138
Oh, no.
602
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,974
But I'm starting to.
603
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:27,512
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
604
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,686
We should put tin cans
on my bike.
605
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,455
[ Chuckling ] Right!
606
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,190
- Because it's a tandem.
- Uh-huh.
607
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,624
Town clerk: Andrew Botwin
and Joanna Jacobs.
608
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,393
[ Chuckles ]
609
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,228
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
610
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:46,730
What?
What is that for?
611
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:47,732
You'll see.
612
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:48,824
[ Chuckles ]
613
00:27:51,622 --> 00:28:01,978
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