1 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:10,678 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,809 What kind of stank strain you brewin' over there? 3 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,248 You want to see how ours match up? 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,645 Who's got the munchies? 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:16,896 Sixty-three. Sixty-three. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,402 Who won? 7 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,899 Show me your plant. 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,572 You look cute in that jumpsuit. 9 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,088 I thought this job was gonna be fun. 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:27,195 I'm your new Director of Spiritual Life, Moreh Andy, 11 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,697 and this is afternoon discussion time. 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,301 Your foundation was granted a license 13 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,709 to operate a facility for the homeless of this county. 14 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:34,876 You've 48 hours. 15 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:39,048 Without tenants like yourself, the state inspector will shut us down. 16 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,542 Does that sound pretty good? 17 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,298 I'm not pregnant. 18 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,970 Andy. You need to tell him. 19 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,046 You know he'll leave me. 20 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,219 You were off somewhere not being pregnant. 21 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,721 It's menopause, Andy. It's not a choice. 22 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:51,802 You lied. 23 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,521 - I'm a rabbi. - So? 24 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,809 I see you, up there, watching me. 25 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,331 You know, that night by the pool, I really wanted to kiss you. 26 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:09,384 A raccoon? Well, shit fire and save the matches. 27 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,340 - I wish I could have seen that. - Mom? 28 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,850 - Crick Montgomery, ma'am. - Who are you? 29 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,772 He's from a tobacco company. 30 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,851 I can show you a business card, if you'd like. 31 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,103 Silas, can I speak with you a second? 32 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,442 Tobacco? 33 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,195 - He wants me to grow for him. - Grow cigarettes? 34 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,664 Weed cigarettes. It's this new idea they're developing. 35 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,580 Still in the early phases, obviously. 36 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,039 Okay- 37 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,917 Tobacco doesn't speak to Silas. You can talk to me. Capisce? 38 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,421 - Mom... - No, no. No, she's right. 39 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,135 Forgot my manners. 40 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,715 That said, Mrs. Botwin, you and I both care about the same thing. 41 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,225 Sweet tea? Debutante balls? 42 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,973 No, making sure Johnny Appleseed over here 43 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,732 doesn't end up playing for the wrong team. 44 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,685 Right, and let me guess, you're the right team? 45 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,767 Well, between nerd-scientists hamstrung by the FDA, 46 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,020 and cowboy-capitalists with a two-century history 47 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,623 of growing, rolling, and distributing? 48 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,698 I know which pony I'd ride. 49 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:15,075 Silas is very happy where he is. 50 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,203 Tell him that you're... 51 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,659 I was happy. 52 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,586 Until I saw a machine eat my plant 53 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:28,759 after being beaten and drowned in magnesium benzo-something. 54 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:33,135 Look, why don't I just leave these with you? Two tickets, first class, 55 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,011 flying out of Kennedy tomorrow. 56 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,343 We'd love for both of you to come down and check us out. 57 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,937 I'll just let myself out. 58 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,479 You're phenomenally gifted, but your talents are being wasted at Smith Johnson. 59 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,648 I think we can offer you a heck of a lot more. 60 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,448 - North Carolina? - Too hot this time of year. 61 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,492 - Here you go. - Thanks. 62 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,789 I used to smoke in college. 63 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,174 Would they make me move to North Carolina? 64 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,009 I'd have to work on one of those plantations? 65 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,761 Not unless you want to. 66 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,466 Bring that up at the meeting, whatever you want to bring up. 67 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,884 Do they even have plantations anymore? 68 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:25,065 - You seem anxious. - No, no! I'm excited for you. 69 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,689 Right? It's like I'm some athlete being recruited. 70 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,484 First class and a limo to the airport. 71 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,236 You're the talent. Remember that. 72 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:38,574 - I know. - So, you make the demands, not them. 73 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:46,169 Just think about it. Weed sold commercially. 74 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:50,712 My strain in every Walmart, gas station, 75 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:56,218 every five-and-dime, mom-and-pop corner drugstore from New Haven to Sacramento. 76 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,176 I need you to support me. 77 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:05,477 Of course I support you. Look at me, here on this plane, supporting you. 78 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,398 I mean today. 79 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:12,196 Today is gonna be totally about you. Okay? 80 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:16,279 I won't even speak if you don't want me to. I'll just gesture 81 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:20,162 with those baseball signals. Whatever you want. 82 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,953 Do you think they have those sundaes? 83 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,666 Stewardess? Stewardess? 84 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:45,095 Time for work, my little parking attendant. 85 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,522 I heard he did it under the ark. 86 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,445 I heard the eternal flame flickered off and then back on. 87 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,780 He totally boned her so hard, the walls shook. 88 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,901 Hey! 89 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,783 Who boned who? 90 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,833 You didn't hear? Rabbi Dave totally diddled a goy. 91 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,284 Okay. That's enough. How do... 92 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:11,084 Allen Royce was supposed to go over his haftorah with the Rabbi 93 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:15,672 and when he showed up, door was locked and he could hear everything. 94 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:17,968 Oh, hello. 95 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,422 Look, it's your mother. Bye, Jonah. 96 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,927 L'hitraot. 97 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:30,182 - She's always late. - It's cool. We can wait. 98 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,861 Are you expecting anyone? All right. I'm gonna get the door. 99 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,612 Don't stab me in the back. 100 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,614 Thank goodness. I thought this address was a joke. 101 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,953 Jordan Kovnot, Edgewood Shelter in New Haven. 102 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,911 Doug Wilson, Douglas S. Wilson Foundation. 103 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,838 Just ignore the urine-jar lady back there. 104 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,633 But let me know if she makes a move this way. 105 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,509 This is where you do intake? 106 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,963 Yeah. Well, obviously, it's a slow day today, 107 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,261 but are you... Are you seeking shelter yourself, or... 108 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,311 That's cute, Mr. Wilson. Oh, this is Jeff. 109 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,855 Jeff's had a bit of a rough patch, but he's got a big interview tomorrow, 110 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,026 Bloomies men's department. Fingers crossed. 111 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,405 Rudy, Rudy shot two families and a goat in Iraq 112 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,690 and he wasn't even there for the war. 113 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,988 How many Rudys you got out here? 114 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,156 That many? 115 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:34,671 Combined overflow from Hartford, Stamford, West Haven, Danbury, Bridgeport, Norwalk, 116 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,464 and I trust you know the new rules? 117 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,880 You have to take whoever comes in, maintain 85% occupancy. 118 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,675 DSS will be checking, weekly. 119 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:49,474 Jesus. Yeah, I'm all over it. I'm on it, yeah. New rules. Got it. 85%. 120 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,773 Oh, shit. 121 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:57,186 Said she was carrying our imaginary child and then hopped a plane back to Oakland, 122 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,905 so now I got nothing. No future, no progeny, 123 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,030 no holding an infant in the palm of my hand like an eggplant. 124 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,867 What's up with your mom? She doesn't own a watch? 125 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:12,034 She just got re-married to a 29-year-old day trader. 126 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,871 Let's see if Rabbi Dave can find you a ride. 127 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,466 Hang on. 128 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,876 Doing some gardening? 129 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,634 - Hey... - Hey... 130 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,762 Matthew's mom forgot to pick him up. 131 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:31,557 Also, just as a heads up, 132 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:37,443 kids are spreading rumors about you diddling someone under the ark. 133 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,903 It was in my office. It wasn't under the ark. 134 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,656 Oh, wow. Okay, wow. 135 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,655 Well, way to go, Rabbi. 136 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,112 Nancy. 137 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:55,248 - Sorry? - I was with Nancy. 138 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:03,255 How did... Well, okay. Was it Nancy, Nancy? 139 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,597 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. No need. 140 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,933 Would not have expected that. Who's Gabby? 141 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:18,020 My wife, late wife. I planted this for her. 142 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,111 A pear tree, was... 143 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,654 No! I'd rather walk home! 144 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,778 I'd rather die than to have Cody pick me up! 145 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,247 I think this crew could use some pancakes. 146 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:48,092 Hushpuppies and pulled pork, slow-cooked over hickory and oak. 147 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,305 Local delicacies. 148 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,927 I thought smoking was outlawed in restaurants. 149 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,973 Well, Durham has a long tradition of rebelling against authority. 150 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,355 Plus, this is an industry town. 151 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,232 Just about everyone here is connected to tobacco, 152 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,439 if not them, their parents, their neighbors. 153 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,024 Their failing health. 154 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,099 Who do you think pays state children's health insurance? 155 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,329 We give millions in tax dollars. 156 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,496 Perk of being America's most lucrative cash crop per acre. 157 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,161 You know what else is lucrative? Crack cocaine. 158 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,169 You were saying you wanted to take us on a tour? 159 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,417 Yes! Right after lunch. 160 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,508 We'll tour the fields, the barns. If you have any questions... 161 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,547 - I have a question. - I'm not surprised. 162 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,590 - Slavery. - Was a long time ago. 163 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,051 Not that long. 164 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:38,935 Also, I heard about this Indonesian baby that smokes like 10 packs a day. 165 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,688 It's this fat baby that's literally chain-smoking. 166 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,736 Look, tobacco's made mistakes. 167 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,858 We have a complicated past. 168 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:54,701 My father ran this company for 45 years like an old-school robber baron. 169 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:59,869 But I want to modernize, diversify, find new markets, clean up our ingredient list. 170 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,708 Internationally, we're doing great. 171 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,341 But domestically, we need a new playbook. 172 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,251 Weed. 173 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,377 Exactly. 174 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,219 You know, it's actually cheaper to grow weed than tobacco, 175 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,925 yet people pay more for it. 176 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,718 You've done your homework. 177 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:22,395 I'm sorry. How are you gonna grow weed if it's still illegal'? 178 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,605 'Cause that's the part I'm confused about. 179 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,852 Can we let him talk? 180 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,402 I want to show you guys something. 181 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,497 Y'all are gonna love this. 182 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,174 We've already designed the packs, just need the product to go inside. 183 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,088 Very retro looking. 184 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,799 That's 'cause the logo's from the '70s, back when it first looked like 185 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,883 weed was gonna be legalized, and we even came up with an urban brand called 186 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,717 "Cliffs." 187 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,429 - Urban meaning? - African Americans. 188 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:06,523 It's a smart idea, weed cigarettes, but the name sucks. 189 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,946 It's Kemo sabes, chemotherapy. 190 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,110 Fuck a duck. Maybe we should hire you, too, right? 191 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,113 I'd love to see the labs. 192 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:22,584 Funny thing. That's not exactly possible right now. 193 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,290 - Why? - Why not? 194 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,545 Because there are no labs. 195 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,550 There's basically just this cardboard box and a sack full of money 196 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,094 sitting in an offshore bank account. 197 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,139 - Surprise! - I don't understand. 198 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:40,803 Since, as your mother so wisely noted, weed isn't legal yet, 199 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,851 we can't officially kick off our R&D. 200 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,980 Pharma can, in the name of medical research, but we're recreational. 201 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,355 Hence, underground, hush-hush. 202 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,361 So, then there are others that you're approaching'? 203 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,786 Yes. So the minute pot becomes legal, we can hit the ground running. 204 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,243 And what if Silas gets caught? 205 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,335 - Then this meeting never happened. - Right. 206 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,377 - Back to the airport. - Mom. 207 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:10,965 No, sorry, not a chance in hell you're taking a risk like that 208 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,883 for a big tobacco company. 209 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,220 If they want to do underground black ops, whatever, 210 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,969 let 'em prey on other people's children. 211 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,329 What happened to supporting me? 212 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,554 I am. 213 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,344 No, you're not. 214 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,472 Excuse me. 215 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:35,232 Hey! Come on! We're men. We're resilient. 216 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,030 - My mom married a dick. - At least she's still alive. 217 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,411 A little dark there, Rabbi. 218 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,411 I just feel like I cheated on her. 219 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,913 You did not! You can't cheat on a dead person. 220 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,372 And there's no covenant in Judaism forbidding you from 221 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,881 playing a little Romeo, right? 222 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:56,253 As long as it's not with a child or a donkey or a Gibeonite, 223 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,508 according to Deuteronomy. 224 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,136 If my wife died, I'd date people. 225 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,343 How can I provide moral guidance if I myself have transgressed? 226 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,178 Here's how. 227 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:10,518 Because you're a man, a flawed, troubled, but trying, striving, 228 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,901 and when you get past this, which you will, you'll go back to being the same 229 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,733 scholarly, poker-faced Rabbi Dave 230 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,911 that we all know and love and fear, a little bit. 231 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:26,666 Here we go. Silver dollar with whipped cream and Nutella. 232 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,914 Omelet with Swiss and scallions. 233 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,338 And double-blueberry tall stack, extra blueberries. 234 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,461 I didn't order blueberries. 235 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,044 Yeah, but they're in season. You don't want to miss 'em. 236 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,509 - All right, your turn. - Let's talk about Cody. 237 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,764 He farts a lot. 238 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,565 - Let's find the silver lining. - Yeah, you're one to talk. 239 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,268 I mean, you just got dumped, and here you are pretending 240 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,695 life is full of sunshine and rainbows. 241 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,771 Jill left? 242 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,197 Yeah, but, I mean, that was never gonna work. 243 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:05,701 Andy, Andy, I would never have burdened you with my self-doubt had I known. 244 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,533 - Please, tell us about it. - Oh, fuck. Again? 245 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,835 - Hey! - Sorry, Rabbi. 246 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,975 Smoking will kill you, you know. 247 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,469 You scared me. 248 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:33,771 Well, it's my house, so technically I should be the one who's spooked right now. 249 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,815 You need a light for that? 250 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,817 Even with the tank, you still... 251 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,994 No, no, I gave it up eons ago. 252 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,956 You're the one who killed those millions of people. 253 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,665 Their choice, not mine. 254 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,622 I don't smoke. 255 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:02,546 Let me guess, my son Crick brought you out here to talk Kemo sabes. 256 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,806 Marijuana, tobacco's final frontier. 257 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,727 - You must be very proud of him. - Are you kidding? 258 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:14,808 He's a Yankee big shot, pitching crackpot ideas 259 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,654 for a company that's been workin' fine for three generations. 260 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:26,908 But we got to pass down our legacies to someone. 261 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:32,542 I like the south, legacies, tradition. 262 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:38,499 We don't have that up north. We have sarcasm and iced coffee. 263 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:46,883 My son, he wants to grow and make mistakes. 264 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,219 My daddy had this phrase. "You've got to bend the saplin'" 265 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,431 "for it to grow up to be a proper tree." 266 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,319 Funny thing, my saplin' don't bend. 267 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,071 Mine won't either. 268 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:07,406 We live in the same house, but we haven't spoken for two years. 269 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,086 So what, that I can't throw a spiral. 270 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,670 Gender roles are changing. I think I'd make a really good father. 271 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,834 - I could see that. - Really? 272 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,043 - Yeah. - Stop. 273 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:29,011 You're a beautiful human being, Andy. You have a gorgeous, pulpy heart. 274 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,263 Why do I always feel like you're hitting on me? 275 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,478 Yeah, he's right. You're like a Care Bear. 276 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:38,645 Sick of waiting for my life to begin, like I'm in perpetual purgatory. 277 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,724 You ever feel like that? 278 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,940 Purgatory's... It's a Roman Catholic belief. 279 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,986 You and Nancy. That happened so fast. 280 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,655 - Too fast. - Maybe, maybe not. 281 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,616 Maybe everyone just needs to jump in. Look at me. 282 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,368 Soon, I'm gonna hit male menopause. I'm gonna be drooling during the day, 283 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,415 - not even just at night. - Whoa, Andy. 284 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,331 My advice? You need to forget about Jill. 285 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,376 Maybe try dating someone who you're not distantly related to. 286 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,011 You know, we have singles night every Wednesday. I could sign you up. 287 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,049 Jesus Christ. 288 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,613 And you, mister, got to get you home. 289 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,969 We'll talk in the car. 290 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,603 Hey. 291 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,082 I don't know if I should say this, 292 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,319 but I don't think Nancy's loved anyone since Judah died, 293 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,318 like truly, emotionally loved someone, for what it's worth. 294 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,822 Well, do you think she's capable? 295 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,665 I have no idea. She probably has no idea, or she has an idea, 296 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,541 but what she really needs is the exact opposite of her idea. 297 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:46,839 Someone smart and warm, even-keeled, romantic, 298 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,006 kind to strangers, 299 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,644 old people, great smile. 300 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,816 Thank you. 301 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,290 Just a second. 302 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,421 - Wanna ride? - Why is your car on fake fire? 303 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,046 'Cause it's badass. Goes from 0 to 60 in less than 3.7 seconds. 304 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,349 I think, I haven't really floored it yet. 305 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,672 You stole from the impound lot? 306 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,933 Borrowed. One of the perks of being a parking attendant. 307 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,099 You getting in or not? 308 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,564 - I really shouldn't. - Come on. 309 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,151 Can't a guy take his girlfriend for a joyride? I brought Shake Shack. 310 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,563 Okay, one hour. That's it. 311 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,414 What are you doing in a barn? 312 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,213 It's a curing barn. 313 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,756 Are you cured? 314 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,347 Don't be mad at me for trying to protect you. 315 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,101 From what? Actually liking my job? 316 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,061 From getting involved with powerful people who don't care about you. 317 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,276 At least Pharma's medical, helps people. 318 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:37,032 Come on. Weed is not medicine. I am so fucking sick of pretending like... 319 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:45,963 I grow an illegal and awesomely fun drug, which I do not feel guilty about. 320 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,923 Maybe you do, but I don't. 321 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,923 And I don't want to grow it in some lab pretending it's some cure 322 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,973 for nausea or anorexia, or in the garage like it's a hobby. 323 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,636 I want to do it for real, 324 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,430 send my product out into the world. If that means 325 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,021 teaming up with some, whatever, sketchy 326 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,195 southern tobacco company, then that's what I want to do. 327 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,317 When I sold, I drew lines. 328 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,944 What lines? It's weed. 329 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,536 No kids. 330 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,453 If you think that when you sell a brick, 331 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,329 pieces of it don't end up in fucking high schools... 332 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,504 Tobacco has a history of advertising to children. 333 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,256 - You're kidding yourself. - I know who I am. 334 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,584 So do I. 335 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,005 I know you're an adult, 336 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,258 but I'm still your mother. 337 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,722 And I'm worried about you and your future, 338 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,517 not tobacco's future or pot's future. 339 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,189 And this place, it's freaky. 340 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,188 I just met Crick's father on the porch. 341 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,865 They haven't spoken in two years! 342 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:01,078 And I'm hot and this barn smells. 343 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:07,043 And, you don't wanna move to North Carolina! 344 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,388 Can we go back in the house now? 345 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,946 - Where are the meals? - Where the beds at? 346 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,068 I have to poop. 347 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,821 Well, I got snacks right here. There's a bathroom down on the first floor. 348 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,197 That bathroom needs a key. 349 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,575 I lost the key, okay? Hey, no one leaves. 350 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,158 You got to stay here! Hey! Hey! I need 85% occupancy! 351 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,872 You're at 83.7. 352 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,504 - I did the math. - This is bullshit. 353 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,422 This is a fucking office. It's not a shelter. 354 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,172 Well, what if I lay down some yoga mats, light some incense. 355 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,754 You think you're the first person who's tried to scam the homeless? 356 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,467 Last week, some guy tried to turn me into a fucking human Wi-Fi hotspot. 357 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,723 "Can you strap this wireless transmitter to your chest and walk around?" 358 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,014 Of course I can. Why? Because I'm vulnerable. 359 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,772 Because I'm seen as a fucking object instead of a human being! 360 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,855 Because I live in a country that doesn't believe in social welfare 361 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,942 and thinks that anyone who needs a little help is a teat-sucking sloth junkie 362 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,036 with shit for brains and fucking cocksucker, sucking... 363 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,447 Get it out. Get it out. 364 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,782 - Boobies! - Okay. Okay. 365 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,496 Now I know why you're homeless. 366 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,619 I'm gonna report you. 367 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,045 You are going to jail, shithead. 368 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:38,464 Send him to jail! Jail! Jail! 369 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,715 Wait! Wait! Wait! I can handle this! All right, hold on a second! 370 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,089 You need things, right? I got a credit card. 371 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,262 Yeah, you tell Uncle Doug what you want. 372 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,891 You just shout it out. Go ahead. 373 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,685 I want some cold beer. 374 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,231 - Penthouse, Stamford Marriott. - And a fuck machine. 375 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,690 Okay. Okay. 376 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,271 I have to poop. 377 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,277 - I'd need new equipment, more spinners. - Obviously. 378 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,444 And I might want to hire a staff, small, a few people. 379 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,078 Your call, kemo sabe. 380 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,578 Oh, damn. Now I can't stop thinking about bald, sick people. 381 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,700 Anyway, boss. 382 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:16,293 Wait, this is it? If there's no real contract, 383 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,921 what's to keep us from taking the money and walking? 384 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,336 This company was built on a handshake. 385 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,801 Now, we intend to keep our part of the bargain. 386 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,641 I'm trusting you both to have the decency to do the same. 387 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,064 Let's bust out the juleps! 388 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,663 Ain't that Ice Pick's ride? 389 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,873 Man. Ice Pick in the joint. 390 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,460 He got caught jerking it at the public library. 391 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,922 He been trying to get that online law degree, like Atticus Finch and shit. 392 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,892 Hold up. That's definitely Ice Pick's ride. 393 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,390 Who else you know got them dumb-ass stickers on the side? 394 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,845 Damn. 395 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,434 You think that's Vanessa he got in there? 396 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,640 I don't know. 397 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,559 Come on, man. 398 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,192 - You're tickling my foot. - I'm not touching your foot. 399 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,196 Where's my gun? 400 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,947 This one's for Ice Pick. 401 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,242 Studious motherfucker. 402 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,789 Fuck. 403 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,255 You blinked! 404 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,347 No! I thought it was first one to laugh! 405 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,926 Fine. Well, then you lose that one, too. 406 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,765 Damn your pretty robot eyes. 407 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,102 I have practice. 408 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,314 - Yeah, I have two five-year-old cousins. - I have a five-year-old nephew. 409 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:06,695 God, they're great, right? Yeah, it's like you get to learn the whole world 410 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,526 again from scratch. Just... 411 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:15,117 I have this three-seat tandem bike that I force them to ride. 412 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:20,792 It has long streamers and it's pretty embarrassing, for them, not for me. 413 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:27,303 When I was younger, I drove my bike into a park bench 414 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,129 and had to get two fingers reattached. 415 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:33,309 See? Yeah, I call them my Franken-fingers. 416 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,307 Oh, God, have I totally grossed you out? I'm sorry. 417 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,916 I figured, since you're always coming to my pool. 418 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,178 You didn't call me back. 419 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,716 I needed to figure some things out. 420 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,364 - Did you figure them out? - Oh, no. 421 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,984 But I'm starting to. 422 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,959 We should put tin cans on my bike. 423 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,965 Right! Because it's a tandem. 424 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,384 Andrew Botwin and Joanna Jacobs. 425 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,090 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 426 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,638 - What? What is that for? - You'll see.