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Previously on "Weeds"...
[ Sniffs ]
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What kind of stank strain
you brewin' over there?
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You want to see
how ours match up?
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I'll throw down.
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Crick Montgomery, ma'am.
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He's from a tobacco company.
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You're phenomenally gifted,
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but your talents are
being wasted at Smithjohnson.
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I think we can offer you
a heck of a lot more
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I'd love to see the labs.
Funny thing.
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There are no labs.
We're underground.
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There's basically
just this cardboard box
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and a sackful of money sitting
in an offshore bank account.
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Douglas S. Wilson
Foundation.
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Jordan: You have to take
whoever comes in.
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DSS will be checking.
Oh, Jesus.
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[ Tires screech ]
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Want a ride?
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[ Engine revs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
You're tickling my foot.
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I'm not touching your foot.
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Where's my gun?
This one's for Ice Pick.
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[ Car door closes,
engine revs ]
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Double blueberry tall stack,
extra blueberries.
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Oh, uh, I didn't order
blueberries.
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Oh, yeah, but they're in season.
You don't want to miss 'em.
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Town clerk: Andrew Botwin
and Joanna Jacobs.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes
made of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ little boxes on the hillside ♪
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♪ little boxes all the same ♪
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♪ there's a green one
and a pink one ♪
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♪ and a blue one
and a yellow one ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky ♪
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♪ and they all look
just the same ♪
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♪ and there's doctors,
and there's lawyers ♪
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♪ and there's business
executives ♪
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♪ and they're all made
out of ticky-tacky ♪
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Laplante Industries?
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They needed a name.
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It was the first thing
that popped into my head.
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What if I wanted
to name our fake company?
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What would you have named it?
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Silation Productions.
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'Cause that's what you do?
You silate the plants?
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I do.
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I silate the shit out of them.
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Only after
they've been "laplanted."
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Thanks for your patience.
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We need to check the balance
on an account.
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Laplante Industries.
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It was just opened yesterday.
Remotely.
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Account number?
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Uh, one sec.
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Yeah.
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I have smints.
Do you want one?
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There was
one deposit made yesterday.
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Here is your balance.
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[ Gasps ]
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Well, here goes.
Threshold.
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[ Laughs ]
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This is the entry.
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Okay.
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Would you like a full tour,
wife?
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Wife? Wow.
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We haven't even
made it official yet.
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Well, that could be
rectified immediately.
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I love your priorities.
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Stairs are right over...
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There.
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Status updated.
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Status updated?
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I'm officially married now.
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Wow. [ Laughs ]
This is so real.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Ooh! First like!
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Okay. Um, come on.
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'Cause you have to meet
my roommates!
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[ Both sighing ]
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♪ Oh ♪
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Can I expect that all the time,
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or is this
a particularly good day?
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Both.
[ Chuckles ]
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You know, I think
my head's in an anthill.
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[ Chuckles ]
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We could have moved.
No. You know what?
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It actually added
to the experience.
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Maybe you can expand on that
after lunch.
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All right.
[ Sighs ]
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Anything, uh,
kosher in the bag?
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[ Gasps ] Shit.
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I totally forgot.
Shit.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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The cheese hasn't touched
the prosciutto.
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It's Camembert.
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And crackers...
and grapes.
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It sounds delicious.
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I'm sorry. I should have thought about that.
No, that's all right.
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Ugh.
Bad rabbi's girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?
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A friend who's a girl.
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Who has a friend.
That is a rabbi.
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Yep.
[ Chuckles ]
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How can you do this?
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Well, when a boy a a girl get
this warm feeling inside --
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I'm serious.
I'm serious.
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What? They do.
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They just...
Um, you're a rabbi.
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I know.
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I'm like a giant shiksa.
Isn't this verboten?
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[ Sighs ] Yes.
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Yes, it is. It is.
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It is completely
fundamentally antithetical
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to the Jewish purpose
and the Jewish identity.
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It's a problem.
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Oh.
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But, Nancy, I'm willing to find
a solution, okay?
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There's so much time.
And we're new.
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And I really, really like you.
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I like you, too.
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I want you to come to shabbat
dinner tonight at my house.
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I invited some friends over,
okay?
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[ Chuckling ]
What kind of friends?
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Friends --
old friends, close friends.
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You want me
to meet your friends.
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Yes.
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You scared?
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Yes.
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No.
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Good.
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Me too.
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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All right, here we are.
Come on. Hurry up.
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Come on. Move it.
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Lift up those feet.
March. March.
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Come on.
Try to stay ahead of the smell.
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Last one in's a rotten egg.
Oh, sorry, Greg.
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Huh?
Not too shabby, right?
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[ Door closes ]
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I believe "thank you" are
the words you're looking for.
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Jesus, a week ago,
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you guys were living
in a dumpster, eating cat food.
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I'm fucking Santa Claus.
All right.
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Chex mix for Jeff.
Lunchables for Pete.
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Rudy, I know you said
fruit platter,
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but I got you
boxes of fruit gushers.
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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.
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Just one room?
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Oh, no.
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[ TV turns on ]
Woman: Welcome to our valued guests,
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where your comfort...
Voilà!
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Girls in there.
Boys here.
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Okay, well, have fun.
Don't fuck anything up.
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No room service, no massages,
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and don't even think
about dry-cleaning.
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[ Moaning ]
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Okay, see,
this is what I'm talking about.
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Hey, is that Charity Cox
under there?
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No. No, no.
No, no. No.
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No?
What do you mean no?
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This is porn.
There's no "no" in porn.
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Unless it's
like a rape-fantasy thing.
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What's his deal?
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Rudy hates porn.
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My God, you people have issues.
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You ever think about therapy?
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[ Moaning, grunting ]
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[ Horn honks,
siren wails in distance ]
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Fucking idiots.
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Angela:
Just be happy we found it.
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Okay, let's check it out.
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Ooh, yeah, just like that.
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Oh, yeah. Ohh!
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What the fuck do we do?
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I don't know.
Come back?
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No, I need this car.
You need your gun.
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Give me your taser.
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No.
Yes.
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Come on.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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God!
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[ Taser crackles ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Aah, my dick!
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Oh, shit.
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Silas:
Mom? You changing?
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No.
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I need a checkbook
for the Laplante account.
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Want to get going
with warehouse space, equipment.
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I figure if I take
some of my best seedlings
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from the lab, clone them
in these kick-ass grow-pods
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that I found online...
but they're not cheap.
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So, I figured,
with the $350,000 --
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We're not spending
that $350,000.
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We're not?
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No. Of course not.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Should I even ask
your opinion about shoes?
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So, what is your scheme?
God help us.
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I'm working on it.
Slow your roll.
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Why are things never easy
with you?
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I just want to grow.
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I know, honey. I know.
You will.
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It's new. There's time. We just
have to think it through.
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Um...
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Do I look kosher?
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Not even remotely.
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Nope.
Didn't think so.
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You a cold, cold motherfucker.
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Let it be a lesson.
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Hey, you was doing the same.
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Was not.
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Oh you wasn't fucking
in somebody else's car?
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Huh?
That wasn't you?
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Ohh. [ Groans ]
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Maybe we should get him
to a hospital or something.
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Yeah, he good.
Walk it off, Jaq.
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Ice Pick?
Is that you, baby?!
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Oh, my -- Gus?
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What the fuck you doing here?
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The fuck you doing, Charlemagne?
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And why you calling Ice Pick
"baby"?
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You doing him behind my back?
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Why is Jaq's pants down?
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If you would just step back --
Oh, no.
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You told me you quit,
motherfucker.
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I'm-a tell Ice Pick,
and he gonna send a crew
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to shove a bat
so far up your ass,
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they're gonna
call you Fudge Pop.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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All right, well,
if Jaq's dick is in my mouth
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and my dick is in yours
and Ice Pick dick is in your ass
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then it's like
Ice Pick fucked Jaq.
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And he ain't gonna like that.
You know what?
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Shane: No, no, no.
No, no, no.
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No, no, no! Oh!
Motherfuck! Ohh!
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Yeah!
Y'all all motherfuckers!
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Fuck!
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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And we're
in the back of the van.
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Shrooms are kickinin
for all of us,
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especially the meter maid.
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She'd gone supernova.
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I hop in the front, pull out
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right into the back of a truck
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packed with live,
mooing beef cattle.
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Long story short,
no longer allowed in Texas.
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But holy shit,
spring break is fun.
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[ Cellphones chime ]
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Did you guys see Steph's tweet?
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Awesome.
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Loved it. So brief.
Why tell a full story?
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So, hey,
we should celebrate tonight.
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Big feast.
262
00:10:44,823 --> 00:10:49,192
You are gonna be astounded
by what your husband can...
263
00:10:49,226 --> 00:10:50,694
Can do in the kitchen.
264
00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:54,865
What am I talking about, cook?
Let's go out.
265
00:10:54,899 --> 00:10:57,734
Into the city.
Drink, smoke, roll, whatever.
266
00:10:57,768 --> 00:10:59,402
Fucking kill it.
267
00:10:59,437 --> 00:11:02,540
I saw those energy drinks
in there. I know you're with me.
268
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:05,142
No, those are for
when we're up late aggregating.
269
00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:06,877
I'm sorry?
Aggregating?
270
00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:07,979
Content.
271
00:11:08,013 --> 00:11:11,048
Okay, I think we're all set.
272
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,650
Uh, Joanna,
my darling youthful bride,
273
00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:14,118
what say we get out of here,
274
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,354
spend some quality time,
just us?
275
00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:18,156
You're gonna miss
the party later?
276
00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:19,424
Party?
Oh.
277
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,493
Party? Okay,
maybe I misjudged you guys.
278
00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:23,895
It -- it's a --
it's an '80s party.
279
00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,897
Okay, it's like DayGlo
and bad music.
280
00:11:25,932 --> 00:11:28,166
It's super fun.
281
00:11:28,201 --> 00:11:31,002
DayGlo and bad music?
282
00:11:31,037 --> 00:11:32,637
What else was there?
283
00:11:34,273 --> 00:11:35,907
What else was there?!
284
00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:39,243
[ Laughs ]
Get in the car.
285
00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:41,579
So, how this goes is
up to you right now.
286
00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:44,349
Is pomegranate juice
bullshit or not?
287
00:11:44,383 --> 00:11:46,117
Oh, total bullshit.
288
00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:49,654
Yes! Told you, Dave.
New friends. It's, like, all marketing.
289
00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:51,856
It's good for the prostate. Are
you an expert on the prostate?
290
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,892
[ Chuckles ] Yes.
I'm gonna say yes.
291
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:56,428
Oh, my --
And you swore you wouldn't say anything!
292
00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,464
Are we talking about that tickler
thing that you shoved up his --
293
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,135
So, we're done with prostate
and pomegranate?
294
00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:06,071
No, no, no, that's --
Yeah, we're d-- Yes, please. Yes, we're done.
295
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:08,273
You said marketing, right?
I wasn't actually sure.
296
00:12:08,308 --> 00:12:09,742
Yeah. It's marketing.
It's boring stuff, though.
297
00:12:09,776 --> 00:12:11,310
Ellen: Oh, you know
what has brilliant marketing?
298
00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,277
Hmm?
Toroshiki.
299
00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:13,545
Mmm!
300
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,414
Oh!
Right?
301
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,450
Yeah, I mean, we should just -- we
should get up and go there right now.
302
00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:18,351
Let's go. [ Laughs ]
It is amazing.
303
00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:20,086
No offense, Dave.
This is good.
304
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,454
No. This is
Ina Garten's roast chicken.
305
00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:22,622
Ina and I are both deeply hurt.
306
00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:24,558
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What's Toroshiki?
307
00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:25,959
Oh, new sushi place.
308
00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,627
Yeah, the menu has
only two options --
309
00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,796
the "Have Faith,"
which is chef's choice,
310
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,598
and the "Don't Have Faith,"
311
00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:34,067
[ laughing ] Which is directions
to the closest McDonald's.
312
00:12:34,102 --> 00:12:35,335
It's awesome, right?
313
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,770
If you don't have trust issues.
314
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:38,338
Noah: You know,
it's really beautiful
315
00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:39,873
when you don't have to
make a decision.
316
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:41,842
I mean, to just sit down, eat,
317
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:43,977
and you know it's gonna be delicious?
[ Scoffs ] It's worth it.
318
00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:46,013
Jesse: You know what? Too many choices?
It makes people miserable.
319
00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,548
Yeah.
320
00:12:47,582 --> 00:12:49,316
Nancy, do you want to come stay
at our cottage next weekend?
321
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,118
Oh.
Yeah, why not?
322
00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:52,786
It's beautiful.
323
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,621
Oh, it's up on Lake Candlewood.
It's gorgeous, yeah.
324
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:55,355
It's gonna be so much fun.
We're all going.
325
00:12:55,389 --> 00:12:56,155
Don't put Nancy on the spot.
326
00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,290
Really, she --
Oh, I'm in. I --
327
00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:03,395
I mean, if --
if Dave is, yeah.
328
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,064
Great.
329
00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:08,567
It's -- yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
330
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,619
Absolutely. Of course.
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,433
It is. It's great.
That's a good idea.
332
00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:14,206
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get --
333
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,708
What?
Uh, just more wine.
334
00:13:15,742 --> 00:13:18,444
Sure.
335
00:13:18,478 --> 00:13:19,745
[ Inhales deeply ]
336
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,481
Jesse: Be fun.
Ellen: How much fun. [ Chuckles ]
337
00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:25,385
[ Indistinct conversation ]
338
00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:30,724
[ Sighs ]
339
00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,833
[ Door opens ]
340
00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:43,536
Did we, uh, come on too strong
with the cottage invite?
341
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:44,837
I'm sorry.
342
00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,638
We just want --
we want to see Dave happy.
343
00:13:46,673 --> 00:13:48,874
And he --
he seems happy lately, you know?
344
00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:52,010
Um...this...?
345
00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:55,013
It's Gabby. Yeah.
346
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:56,982
And this was taken...?
347
00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,683
Uh, seder.
Two years ago.
348
00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,819
So it's only been...
349
00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:02,921
Oh, 15 months.
350
00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:07,293
And I'm -- I'm the first girl
he's brought around?
351
00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:09,195
Yeah.
352
00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:12,198
Yeah.
353
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:18,138
Um, I'll see you back...
at the table.
354
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,120
Zachary:
Booyah! Busted!
355
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,924
Don't jump to conclusions here.
356
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,526
What's in the bag, Silas?
357
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,661
Tell me
it's your softball uniform.
358
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:42,397
We don't even have
a softball team.
359
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,565
Damn it, you're stealing?
360
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,233
I'm not stealing.
361
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,235
I thought maybe I would...
362
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:50,405
experiment with the growth
in a different environment.
363
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,074
[ Chuckling ] Oh,
you're not gonna believe that.
364
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,076
Zachary!
You're annoying.
365
00:14:54,111 --> 00:14:56,112
Be a silent annoying.
366
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,514
We're pretty strict here
on this kind of thing --
367
00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:00,849
hence, the security,
the badges,
368
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:05,521
the gigantic, absurd,
Fort Knox Batcave door.
369
00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:07,089
Come on, Silas!
370
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:11,426
I'm sorry.
It will not happen again.
371
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,261
I could have you arrested.
372
00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:16,097
Do it!
373
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,599
[ Sighs ]
374
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:21,336
Leave the plants.
Give me your badge.
375
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,809
Can't you go faster?
376
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,911
I'm doing my best.
I can't see very well.
377
00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:33,415
God. Sorry.
I just want this over.
378
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,084
Okay, fine.
Let's get this over with.
379
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:36,719
[ Engine revs ]
380
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,424
[ Sighs ]
381
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,125
[ Siren wailing ]
Oh, my God.
382
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,294
Shane, we're being pulled over.
383
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:46,896
Fuck! We're being
pulled over!
384
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,398
What do I do?
Pull over!
385
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:49,432
Yeah.
386
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,502
[ Sighs ]
387
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,604
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
[ Car door closes ]
388
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,039
Fuck!
What's our story?
389
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:58,940
I don't know.
Think of something.
390
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:02,111
Nice car.
391
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,480
You should
take better care of it.
392
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:08,349
License and registration,
please.
393
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,785
[ Police radio chatter ]
394
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:16,324
Hey, wino, you gonna save some
for the rest of us?
395
00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:21,363
I'm not gonna do
the cottage thing next weekend.
396
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,532
Oh. That's okay.
It's your call.
397
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,200
Yeah.
398
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,801
I figure
it'll be hot and mosquitoey.
399
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:30,305
And -- and I hate tubing.
400
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:33,975
And...
You don't want me there.
401
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:35,510
I never said that.
402
00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,012
It's okay. It's okay.
I never said that, Nancy.
403
00:16:37,046 --> 00:16:38,846
Your wife was beautiful.
404
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:46,287
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
405
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,424
But that has nothing to do
with this.
406
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,459
You never said
how long it had been --
407
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:51,727
15 months.
408
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,730
Well, I told Andy, and...
409
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,566
I thought
it would trickle down.
410
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:01,070
Normally...
a good strategy.
411
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,073
Um, I don't know
how to say this.
412
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:06,844
Um...I don't think
you're ready.
413
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:09,480
What does that mean?
414
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:14,485
It means, um,
that I don't even know how long.
415
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,690
It mean-- it means
I don't even know
416
00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:25,028
how long it took me
to get this far after Judah.
417
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:32,503
Listen, the Jewish
mourning period is 30 days --
418
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:34,171
Shloshim.
419
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:37,008
That ended, um,
400-plus days ago.
420
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,676
I'm on my 12th haircut
since then,
421
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,278
and I'll tell you
something --
422
00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,512
I'm still stuck
in fucking shloshim,
423
00:17:41,547 --> 00:17:44,850
and I am done with it.
424
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:47,052
I am so done with it, and...
425
00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:48,821
Come on, can we please
426
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:51,289
just go listen to Jesse bitch
about the Yankees, please?
427
00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:52,925
Bunch of overpaid dick bags.
428
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,693
Oh, God damn it, Jesse.
Shut up.
429
00:17:54,727 --> 00:17:56,194
Nancy: I don't want to be
your first toe-dip
430
00:17:56,229 --> 00:17:58,731
back into the dating pool.
Oh, okay. No.
431
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,633
I'm sorry.
I know how it ends.
432
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,135
Yeah, maybe you're right.
M-maybe I forced things.
433
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,836
But you know something?
434
00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:07,706
A beautiful, smart woman
ends up in my pool, naked,
435
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,876
it's hard not to take that
as a sign from God.
436
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:13,245
[ Sighs ]
437
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:14,746
I don't even know
where you're from.
438
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:15,880
I don't know what you do.
439
00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:20,418
Detroit.
And I sell pot.
440
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,622
I'm sorry.
No.
441
00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:29,126
It -- it felt good
to be open.
442
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,128
Wow. Uh...
443
00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,798
I'm a not-Jewish
pot dealer.
444
00:18:33,832 --> 00:18:37,902
And...I should go.
445
00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:40,605
[ Sighs ]
So that's it? We're done?
446
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,276
I don't know.
447
00:18:50,315 --> 00:18:51,615
[ Sighs ]
448
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:55,953
♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba ba ♪
449
00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:01,293
Okay, so you don't know
who drove the general Lee.
450
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,929
I've never heard Deadmau5.
451
00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,297
That's no big deal.
452
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:06,665
It's --
that's all window dressing.
453
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,334
What's important is
the foundation,
454
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:09,836
and that is strong.
455
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:15,175
We both like fresh fruit and --
and children.
456
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,444
As long as somebody else is
growing them.
457
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:18,779
[ Laughing ] Oh.
458
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,316
Oh, that is good.
I should tweet that.
459
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:25,653
Yeah, um, okay.
[ Clears throat ]
460
00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:28,489
But you want
to grow some yourself, right?
461
00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:30,124
Children, not fruit?
462
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,825
Oh, definitely, yeah,
463
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,629
I mean, in like, you know,
a bajillion years, but...
464
00:19:35,664 --> 00:19:38,299
[ Sighing ] Okay.
465
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,968
"Bajillion" is not a word.
466
00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:43,637
Neither is "tweet,"
"derp" or "fersh."
467
00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:45,139
So, how much is a bajillion?
468
00:19:45,173 --> 00:19:47,241
Like 8, 10 years?
469
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:50,077
I mean, I'm only 22.
470
00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:52,747
I play with my cousins,
and they're so cute,
471
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:54,415
but they're also, like,
a lot of work,
472
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,317
and I'm not ready to be a mom.
473
00:19:56,352 --> 00:19:59,020
Why did you marry me?
474
00:19:59,054 --> 00:20:01,356
'Cause I thought it'd be fun.
475
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,124
And you remind me of my dad.
476
00:20:05,128 --> 00:20:10,599
[ Off-key vocalizing ]
477
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:12,601
[ Groans ]
478
00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:15,037
Oh, that was nice.
I felt that.
479
00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,940
Right here. Yeah, nice.
Yeah. Sure.
480
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:19,941
All right, who's next?
481
00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:25,413
Before I do my healing yell,
482
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:29,117
I'd like to talk a bit
about my son.
483
00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:30,585
Sure, family, yeah.
484
00:20:30,619 --> 00:20:31,920
We all have loved ones
we've left behind.
485
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:34,588
How old is he now?
486
00:20:34,623 --> 00:20:37,625
Oh, he's not born yet.
I'm from the future.
487
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:39,026
[ Knock on door ]
488
00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:43,430
Nobody believes me.
489
00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:45,132
Sorry to disturb you, sir,
490
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,468
but we've had some complaints
about yelling.
491
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:50,871
Oh, is this one of those
quack heroin-detox things?
492
00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:53,406
Unh-unh.
Get the hell out.
493
00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:57,244
I beg your pardon.
These are not junkies.
494
00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:58,812
Well, maybe a few are,
495
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:01,081
but no one's trying
to get sober in here, okay?
496
00:21:01,116 --> 00:21:03,217
And I'm sorry if we disturbed
other guests
497
00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:04,885
in the middle
of their lily-white,
498
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,554
non-molest-y lives,
499
00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:09,223
but we are working on our shit
in here together,
500
00:21:09,257 --> 00:21:11,225
and we're staying, right, guys?
501
00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:14,394
Am I right, guys?
502
00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:15,662
That's right.
Yeah.
503
00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:17,264
Yeah.
504
00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:19,166
Now, you could fight us, Monica,
or you can join us.
505
00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:20,768
Join you?
506
00:21:20,803 --> 00:21:23,471
Look, I see the pain in
your eyes. I see the sadness.
507
00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:25,472
Come on, Monica.
Come and join us.
508
00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:26,573
Okay.
509
00:21:26,608 --> 00:21:28,241
[ Door closes ]
510
00:21:28,276 --> 00:21:29,576
Make room, everyone.
This is Monica.
511
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:30,477
[ Chuckling ] Hi.
512
00:21:30,511 --> 00:21:31,812
All: Hi, Monica.
513
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,046
Please.
514
00:21:33,081 --> 00:21:34,614
Thank you.
515
00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:37,484
Silas:
Got fired today.
516
00:21:37,518 --> 00:21:39,820
Lost my plants.
517
00:21:39,854 --> 00:21:41,655
Shit.
518
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,191
God damn it, world.
519
00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:48,328
What have we done to deserve
such improbably cruel fates?
520
00:21:48,363 --> 00:21:50,264
"We"?
521
00:21:50,298 --> 00:21:52,833
I got married this morning,
so...
522
00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:54,701
[ Coughs ]
523
00:21:54,736 --> 00:21:57,437
Let's run away together, Silas.
524
00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:06,713
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
525
00:22:15,257 --> 00:22:18,893
Oh, you must be Nancy.
Hi.
526
00:22:18,927 --> 00:22:21,797
I'm Jo.
I'm Andy's wife.
527
00:22:26,336 --> 00:22:29,338
[ Insects chirping ]
528
00:22:29,373 --> 00:22:31,340
Does she know?
529
00:22:31,374 --> 00:22:33,342
I can't tell.
Let me watch her walk.
530
00:22:35,746 --> 00:22:37,513
Oh, yeah. She knows.
531
00:22:40,383 --> 00:22:41,850
Mazel tov.
532
00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:44,386
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, thanks, yeah.
533
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:47,590
[ Sighs ]
I made a horrible decision.
534
00:22:47,624 --> 00:22:49,024
Aw.
535
00:22:49,059 --> 00:22:51,060
We're planning a post-wedding,
pre-divorce bachelor party.
536
00:22:51,094 --> 00:22:53,061
Trying to squeeze it in
on Tuesday.
537
00:22:53,096 --> 00:22:55,230
So, I'm sure you have
a treasure trove of questions.
538
00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:58,066
Go ahead. Fire away.
539
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,568
You caught me on an off day.
540
00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:03,571
Oh, but you wore
those awesome shoes.
541
00:23:03,605 --> 00:23:08,075
Yeah. Good shoes.
Bad timing.
542
00:23:08,109 --> 00:23:11,612
Okay.
I am curious.
543
00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:16,115
Fresh blueberries and,
uh, young eggs.
544
00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,917
Got one whiff and dove in.
545
00:23:17,951 --> 00:23:20,019
Completely ignored the 20 years
of railroad between us.
546
00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:23,188
She's hopping aboard,
and I'm already at the...
547
00:23:23,222 --> 00:23:25,523
second stop, ticket punched.
548
00:23:25,557 --> 00:23:28,192
And two trains, even if they're
on the same track,
549
00:23:28,227 --> 00:23:29,460
they will not meet.
550
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,362
He's telling a story problem.
551
00:23:31,397 --> 00:23:33,965
With no correct answer.
Exactly.
552
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,467
Although,
I do stand by the fact
553
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:38,970
your average 22-year-old
could not keep up with me
554
00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:40,405
if they tried.
555
00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:42,573
Bunch of pussies --
present company excluded.
556
00:23:42,608 --> 00:23:44,108
I...
557
00:23:44,143 --> 00:23:48,212
may have broken up
with a rabbi tonight.
558
00:23:48,246 --> 00:23:49,613
"May have"?
559
00:23:49,648 --> 00:23:51,883
Well, it wasn't totally clear.
560
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:53,818
Thought you guys
had it figured out.
561
00:23:53,852 --> 00:23:55,386
Turns out rabbis are
562
00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:58,089
better at dealing
with other peoples' problems.
563
00:23:58,124 --> 00:23:59,624
Didn't you date a rabbi?
564
00:23:59,658 --> 00:24:03,128
[ Sighing ] Mm. Yael.
565
00:24:03,162 --> 00:24:05,463
Yael, Yael, Yael.
566
00:24:05,498 --> 00:24:08,633
She was a rabbinical teacher.
567
00:24:08,668 --> 00:24:09,968
Teacher of many things.
568
00:24:10,002 --> 00:24:12,337
[ Sighs ] Yael.
569
00:24:12,371 --> 00:24:14,105
Also, I told him I sold pot.
570
00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:17,175
I thought
we were keeping a low profile.
571
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:19,177
It felt good
to be honest with him.
572
00:24:19,211 --> 00:24:22,514
Also, this is who I am.
I sell pot.
573
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,482
Except that you don't.
574
00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:26,517
You're half pharma rep,
575
00:24:26,551 --> 00:24:28,953
half quasi-managerial
hanger-on-er
576
00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:30,721
with a tobacco company.
577
00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:33,124
There's no pot selling there.
578
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,036
"F" that.
579
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:47,506
What -- what was that?
I-I'm nervous.
580
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:49,976
Um...I don't know.
I'm judging the walk.
581
00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,645
Anger? Melancholy?
582
00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:54,814
Purpose?
583
00:24:54,848 --> 00:24:56,916
She's thinking.
584
00:24:56,951 --> 00:24:58,351
God bless her.
585
00:24:58,385 --> 00:25:00,886
[ Sighs ]
586
00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:05,024
♪ Oh, oh ♪
587
00:25:05,058 --> 00:25:06,959
[ Keyboard clacking ]
588
00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:23,443
[ Sighs ]
589
00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:47,733
I'm sad, too,
Mr. Powell.
590
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:48,734
Yeah.
591
00:25:48,768 --> 00:25:51,203
Okay. Bye.
592
00:25:51,237 --> 00:25:53,038
[ Telephone beeps ]
593
00:25:53,072 --> 00:25:54,439
Sushi?
594
00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:56,241
What was that?
595
00:25:56,276 --> 00:25:58,844
[ Sighs ]
I just quit Smithjohnson.
596
00:26:00,613 --> 00:26:02,715
Can you still get your seedlings
from the lab?
597
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:06,386
[ Chuckles ]
598
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:08,254
I was fired yesterday.
599
00:26:08,289 --> 00:26:10,756
Mm. Not ideal.
600
00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:12,925
Well, we'll go elsewhere.
601
00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:16,162
Elsewhere?
What's going on?
602
00:26:16,196 --> 00:26:18,230
I've been doing some thinking.
603
00:26:18,264 --> 00:26:20,298
Clearly.
604
00:26:20,332 --> 00:26:21,966
About the tobacco money.
605
00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:24,468
"A" -- we don't need
anywhere near that much money
606
00:26:24,503 --> 00:26:25,669
to make them happy.
607
00:26:25,704 --> 00:26:27,671
"B" -- if they're willing
608
00:26:27,705 --> 00:26:29,807
to invest that much
in the growing...
609
00:26:29,841 --> 00:26:31,909
Mom.
...Think of the opportunity on the retail side.
610
00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:34,612
You're really missing out
on the yellowtail.
611
00:26:34,646 --> 00:26:37,615
Right now
retail is in dispensaries.
612
00:26:37,649 --> 00:26:42,153
Blech.
Terrible, clinical word.
613
00:26:42,187 --> 00:26:45,990
With bars on the window,
confusing menus, scary bouncers.
614
00:26:46,024 --> 00:26:48,158
The future is
not in dispensaries.
615
00:26:48,193 --> 00:26:51,028
I want to open like, um...
616
00:26:51,063 --> 00:26:54,626
something bright
with a good vibe, good music,
617
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:59,110
a pretty room without rows
and rows of paralyzing options.
618
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:04,343
We offer one brand --
our brand -- like MILF,
619
00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:07,267
that you grow and perfect,
and I sell.
620
00:27:07,387 --> 00:27:10,649
This is what people want.
Let's give it to them.
621
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:13,986
[ Slurps ]
622
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,878
It's not...terrible.
623
00:27:17,563 --> 00:27:19,426
It's pretty good.
624
00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:22,295
[ Chuckles ]
625
00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,831
Have faith.
626
00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:26,492
[ The Steamboat Cabaret's
"Onwards & Upwards" plays ]
627
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:37,134
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