1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,719 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,100 What kind of stank strain you brewin' over there? 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,397 You want to see how ours match up? 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,557 I'll throw down. 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,271 Crick Montgomery, ma'am. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,149 He's from a tobacco company. 7 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:22,389 You're phenomenally gifted, but your talents are being wasted at Smith Johnson. 8 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,279 I think we can offer you a heck of a lot more. 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,943 I'd love to see the labs. 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,829 Funny thing. There are no labs. We're underground. 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,158 There's basically just this cardboard box and a sack full of money 12 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,914 sitting in an offshore bank account. 13 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,539 Douglas S. Wilson Foundation. 14 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,334 You have to take whoever comes in. DSS will be checking. 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,332 Jesus. 16 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,887 Wanna ride? 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,973 - You're tickling my foot. - I'm not touching your foot. 18 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,147 - Where's my gun? - This one's for Ice Pick. 19 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,907 Double-blueberry tall stack, extra blueberries. 20 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,447 I didn't order blueberries. 21 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,809 Yeah, but they're in season. You don't want to miss 'em. 22 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,497 Andrew Botwin and Joanna Jacobs. 23 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,356 LaPlante Industries? 24 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,730 You needed a name. It was the first thing that popped into my head. 25 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,731 What if I wanted to name our fake company? 26 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,407 What would you have named it? 27 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,821 Silation Productions. 28 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:35,080 'Cause that's what you do? You Silate the plants? 29 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,825 I do. I Silate the shit out of them. 30 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,660 Only after they've been "LaPlanted." 31 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,003 Thanks for your patience. 32 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,625 We need to check the balance on an account. 33 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:49,302 LaPlante Industries. It was just opened yesterday. Remotely. 34 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,301 - Account number? - One sec. 35 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,679 Yeah. 36 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,929 I have Smints. No? 37 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:03,810 There was one deposit made yesterday. Here is your balance. 38 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,075 Well, here it goes. Threshold. 39 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,492 - This is the entry. - Okay. 40 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,952 Would you like a full tour, wife? 41 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:26,916 Wife? Wow, we haven't even made it official yet. 42 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:31,094 Well, that could be rectified immediately. I love your priorities. 43 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,929 Stairs are right over... 44 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,391 There. Status updated. 45 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,683 Status updated? 46 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:42,811 I'm officially married now. Wow, this is so real. 47 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,777 First "Like." 48 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,689 Okay, come on, 'cause you have to meet my roommates. 49 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:02,247 Can I expect that all the time, or is this a particularly good day? 50 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,211 Both. 51 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,003 You know, I think my head's in an anthill. 52 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,467 We could have moved. 53 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,253 No, you know what, it actually added to the experience. 54 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,090 Maybe you can expand on that after lunch. 55 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,259 All right. 56 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,599 Anything kosher in the bag? 57 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,939 Shit, I totally forgot. Shit. 58 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,364 It's okay, it's all right. 59 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:36,194 The cheese hasn't touched the prosciutto, it's Camembert. 60 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:39,659 And crackers and grapes. 61 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,365 It sounds delicious. 62 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,632 I'm sorry, I should have thought about that. 63 00:04:43,644 --> 00:04:44,702 No, that's all right. 64 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,002 Bad rabbi's girlfriend. 65 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,464 Girlfriend? 66 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:54,170 A friend, who's a girl, who has a friend that is a rabbi. 67 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,804 Yup. 68 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,473 How can you do this? 69 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,846 Well, when a boy and a girl get this warm feeling inside themselves... 70 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,349 - I'm serious. I'm serious. - What? They do. They just... 71 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,851 - You're a rabbi. - I know. 72 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:10,186 I'm like a giant shiksa. Isn't this verboten? 73 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,901 Yes, yes, it is, it is. 74 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,277 It is completely fundamentally antithetical to 75 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:18,451 the Jewish purpose and the Jewish identity. 76 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,574 It's a problem. 77 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,875 But, Nancy, I'm willing to find a solution, okay? 78 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,080 There's so much time. And we're new. 79 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,999 And I really, really like you. 80 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,051 I like you, too. 81 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,635 I want you to come to Shabbat dinner tonight at my house. 82 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,340 I invited some friends over, okay? 83 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,518 - What kind of friends? - Friends, old friends, close friends. 84 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,309 - You want me to meet your friends. - Yes. 85 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,272 Are you scared? 86 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,769 Yes. No. 87 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,566 Good, me, too. 88 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,059 All right, here we are. Come on, hurry up. Come on. Move it. 89 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,417 Lift up those feet. Mush! Mush! Come on, try to stay ahead of the smell. 90 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,669 Last one in is a rotten egg. Oh, sorry, Greg. 91 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,460 Not too shabby, right? 92 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,636 I believe, "Thank you," are the words you're looking for. 93 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,719 Jesus, a week ago you guys were living in a dumpster eating cat food. 94 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,183 I'm fucking Santa Claus. 95 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,732 All right, Chex Mix for Jeff. Lunchables for Pete. 96 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:35,028 Rudy, I know you said fruit platter, but I got you boxes of Fruit Gushers. 97 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,400 I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. 98 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,857 Just one room? 99 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,778 Oh, no. 100 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,867 Welcome to our valued guests, where your comfort... 101 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,324 Voile! Girls in there, boys here. 102 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,372 Okay, well, have fun. 103 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,042 Don't fuck anything up. No room service, no massages, 104 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,670 and don't even think about dry-cleaning. 105 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,754 Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about. 106 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,631 Hey, is that Charity Cox under there? 107 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,058 No! No, no, no, no, no! 108 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,888 "No?" What do you mean, "No?" This is porn. There's no, "No," in porn, 109 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,314 unless it's like a rape-fantasy thing. What's his deal? 110 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,648 Rudy hates porn. 111 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,857 My God, you people have issues. You ever think about therapy? 112 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,781 Fucking idiots. 113 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,821 Just be happy we found it. 114 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,498 Okay, let's check it out. 115 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,802 Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 116 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,720 - What the fuck do we do? - I don't know. Come back? 117 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,266 No, I need this car. You need your gun. Give me your Taser. 118 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:49,015 - No. - Yes. Come on. 119 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,768 Oh, yeah. Oh. 120 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:53,848 God. 121 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,033 My dick. 122 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,361 Shit. 123 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,613 Mom? You changing? 124 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,949 No. 125 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,033 I need a checkbook for the LaPlante account. 126 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,581 I want to get going with warehouse space, equipment. 127 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,503 I figure if I take some of my best seedlings from the lab, 128 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:24,179 clone them in these kick-ass grow-pods that I found online, 129 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,639 but they're not cheap, 130 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,888 so I figured, with the 350 I would... 131 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,264 We're not spending that 350. 132 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,555 - We're not? - No, of course not. 133 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,694 Should I even ask your opinion about shoes? 134 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:46,743 So, what is your scheme? God help us. 135 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,741 I'm working on it. Slow your roll. 136 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,833 Why are things never easy with you? I just wanna grow. 137 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,874 I know, honey, I know. You will. It's new, there's time. 138 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,455 We just have to think it through. 139 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,542 Do I look kosher? 140 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,593 Not even remotely. 141 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,680 Nope, didn't think so. 142 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,641 You a cold, cold motherfucker. 143 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,718 Let it be a lesson. 144 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,099 - Hey, you was doing the same. - Was not. 145 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,604 You wasn't fucking in somebody else's car? That wasn't you? 146 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,937 Maybe we should get him to a hospital or something. 147 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,399 Yeah, he good. Walk it off, Jaq. 148 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:29,365 Ice Pick? Is that you, baby? 149 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,788 Oh, my... Gus? 150 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,163 What the fuck you doing here? 151 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,994 The fuck you doing, Charlemagne? And why you calling Ice Pick "baby"? 152 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,237 You doing him behind my back? 153 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,630 - Why is Jaq's pants down? - If you would just step back... 154 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,379 Oh, no, you told me you quit, motherfucker. 155 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,429 I'ma tell Ice Pick and he gonna send a crew to shove a bat so far up your ass, 156 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,177 they're gonna call you Fudge Pop. 157 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,389 - Yeah? - Yeah. 158 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:55,054 All right, well, if Jaq's dick is in my mouth and my dick is in yours 159 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,059 and Ice Pick dick is in your ass, 160 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,140 then it's like Ice Pick fucked Jaq. 161 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,357 - And he ain't gonna like that. - You know what? 162 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,445 No, no, no! No, no, no! 163 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,822 Mother fuck! 164 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,450 Yeah, y'all all motherfuckers! 165 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,951 Fuck! 166 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,579 And we're in the back of the van. 167 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,711 Shrooms are kicking in for all of us, especially the meter maid. 168 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,509 She'd gone supernova. I hop in the front, 169 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:31,681 pull out right into the back of a truck packed with live, mooing beef cattle. 170 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,760 Long story short, no longer allowed in Texas. 171 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,720 But holy shit. 172 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,350 The Spring break is fun. 173 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,442 - Did you guys see Steph's tweet? - Awesome. 174 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,946 Loved it. So brief. Why tell a full story? 175 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,449 So, hey, we should celebrate tonight. Big feast. 176 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:59,661 You are gonna be astounded by what your husband can do in the kitchen. 177 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:05,040 What am I talking about, cook? Let's go out. Into the city. 178 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,548 Drink, smoke, roll, whatever. Fucking kill it. 179 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,425 I saw those energy drinks in there. I know you're with me. 180 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,553 No, those are for when we're up late, aggregating. 181 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,885 - I'm sorry? Aggregating? - Content. 182 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,976 Okay, I think we're all set. 183 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,144 Joanna, my darling, youthful bride, 184 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,318 what say we get out of here, spend some quality time, just us? 185 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,020 You're gonna miss the party later? 186 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:31,525 Party? Party? Okay, maybe I misjudged you guys. 187 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,738 It's an '80s party. Okay, it's like DayGlo and bad music. 188 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,037 It's super fun. 189 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,911 DayGlo and bad music? 190 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,663 What else was there? 191 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,048 What else was there? Get in the car. 192 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,756 So, how this goes is up to you right now. 193 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,258 Is pomegranate juice bullshit or not? 194 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,348 - Total bullshit. - Yes! 195 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,424 Wait, now. No, come on. 196 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,805 Told you, Dave, new friends. It's, like, all marketing. 197 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,762 It's good for the prostate. Are you an expert on the prostate? 198 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,772 - Yes. I'm gonna say yes. - Oh my... 199 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,604 You swore you wouldn't say anything! 200 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,980 Are we talking about that tickler thing that you shoved up his... 201 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,696 Nancy, Dave told us you were in marketing? 202 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,531 So, we're done with prostate and pomegranate? 203 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,989 No, no, no, that's, yeah, we're, yes, please. Yes, we're done. 204 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,861 You said marketing, right? I wasn't actually sure. 205 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,697 Yeah, it's marketing. It's boring stuff, though. 206 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,876 You know what has brilliant marketing? Toroshiki. Right? 207 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,203 - Yeah, I mean, we should just... - Yes. 208 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,405 - We should get up and go there right now. - Let's go. 209 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,377 It is amazing. No offense, Dave. This is good. 210 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,209 No, this is Ina Garten's roast chicken. Ina and I are both deeply offended. 211 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,215 - I'm so sorry. - What's Toroshiki? 212 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,846 New sushi place. 213 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,391 Yeah, the menu has only two options, the, "Have Faith," which is chef's choice, 214 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,972 and the, "Don't Have Faith," which is directions to the closest McDonald's. 215 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,814 It's awesome, right? 216 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,391 If you don't have trust issues. 217 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,818 You know, it's really beautiful when you don't have to make a decision. 218 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,270 I mean, to just sit down, eat, 219 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,651 and you know it's gonna be delicious? It's worth it. 220 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,112 You know what'? Too many choices? It makes people miserable. 221 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,317 - Yeah. - Nancy, 222 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,200 do you wanna come stay at our cottage next weekend? 223 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,031 - Yeah, why not? - It's beautiful. 224 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,708 It's up on Lake Candlewood. It's gonna be so much fun. We're all going. 225 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,000 Don't put Nancy on the spot, okay? 226 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,316 - Oh, I'm in. - Really, she's... 227 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,299 if Dave is, yeah. 228 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,589 Great. It's... Yeah, yeah, that's great. 229 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:21,927 Absolutely, of course. It is, it's great. That's a good idea. 230 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,012 - Yeah, I'm gonna go get... - What? 231 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,847 - Just more wine. - Sure. 232 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,439 - Fun. - How much fun. 233 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,549 Did we come on too strong with the cottage invite? 234 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,877 I'm sorry. But we just want... We wanna see Dave happy, 235 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,803 and he seems happy lately, you know? 236 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,720 This? 237 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,181 It's Gabby, yeah. 238 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,887 And this was taken... 239 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,563 Seder, two years ago. 240 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,728 So it's only been... 241 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,855 You know, 15 months. 242 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,482 And I'm the first girl he's brought around? 243 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,988 Yeah. Yeah. 244 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,159 I'll see you back at the table. 245 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,131 Booyah! Busted! 246 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,844 Don't jump to conclusions here. 247 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,429 What's in the bag, Silas? 248 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,350 Tell me it's your softball uniform. We don't even have a softball team. 249 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,854 Damn it, you're stealing? 250 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,028 I'm not stealing. 251 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:59,324 I thought maybe I would experiment with the growth in a different environment. 252 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,697 - You're not gonna believe that. - Zachary. 253 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,030 You're annoying. Be a silent annoying. 254 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,411 We're pretty strict here on this kind of thing, 255 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,367 hence, the security, the badges, 256 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:14,547 the gigantic, absurd Fort Knox Batcave door. 257 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,999 Come on, Silas! 258 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,302 I'm sorry. It will not happen again. 259 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,426 - I could have you arrested. - Do it! 260 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,305 Leave the plants. Give me your badge. 261 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,819 Can't you go faster? 262 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,771 I'm doing my best. I can't see very well. 263 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,699 God, sorry, I just want this over. 264 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,993 Okay, fine, let's get this over with. 265 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,084 Oh, my God. 266 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,666 Shane, we're being pulled over. Fuck! 267 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:55,830 We're being pulled over! 268 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,335 - What do I do? - Pull over! 269 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,805 Shit, shit, shit. 270 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,007 Fuck! What's our story? 271 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,763 - I don't know. - Think of something. 272 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,390 Nice car. You should take better care of it. 273 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,272 License and registration, please. 274 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,284 Hey, wino, you gonna save some for the rest of us? 275 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,331 I'm not gonna do the cottage thing next weekend. 276 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,784 It's okay. It's your call. 277 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:39,546 Yeah. I figure it'll be hot and mosquitoey and I hate tubing 278 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,885 and you don't want me there. 279 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,177 I never said that. I never said that, Nancy. 280 00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:46,135 It's okay. It's okay. 281 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,761 Your wife was beautiful. 282 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,564 Thank you. 283 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,808 That has nothing to do with this. 284 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,736 You never said how long it had been. It's 15 months. 285 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:05,442 Well, I told Andy and I thought it would trickle down. 286 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,371 Normally, a good strategy. 287 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,164 I don't know how to say this. 288 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,660 I don't think you're ready. 289 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,206 - What does that mean? - It means 290 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,463 that I don't even know how long... 291 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:33,975 it means I don't even know how long it took me to get this far after Judah. 292 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:42,570 Listen, the Jewish mourning period is 30 days, shloshim. 293 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,449 That ended 400-plus days ago. 294 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,572 I'm on my 12th haircut since then and I'll tell you something, 295 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:53,782 I'm still stuck in fucking shloshim and I am done with it. 296 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,912 I am so done with it. 297 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,868 Come on, can we please just go 298 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,125 listen to Jesse bitch about the Yankees, please? 299 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,712 - Bunch of overpaid dick bags. - Oh, God damn it, Jesse, shut it. 300 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,546 I don't want to be your first toe-dip back into the dating pool. 301 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,221 I'm sorry. I know how that ends. 302 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,050 Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I forced things, 303 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,014 but you know something? 304 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,562 A beautiful, smart woman ends up in my pool, naked, 305 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,811 it's hard not to take that as a sign from God. 306 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,608 I don't even know where you're from. I don't know what you do. 307 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,658 Detroit. And I sell pot. 308 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:37,326 I'm sorry. It felt good to be open. 309 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,039 Wow. 310 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,669 I'm a not-Jewish pot dealer 311 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,127 and I should go. 312 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,595 So that's it? We're done? 313 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,845 I don't know. 314 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,237 Okay, so you don't know who drove the General Lee. 315 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,241 I've never heard deadmau5. That's no big deal. 316 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,244 That's all window dressing. What's important is the foundation, 317 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,324 and that is strong. 318 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:23,830 We both like fresh fruit and children. 319 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,290 As long as somebody else is growing them. 320 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,178 That is good. I should tweet that. 321 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,347 Yeah, okay. 322 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,013 But you want to grow some yourself, right? 323 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,978 Children, not fruit? 324 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:44,560 Definitely, yeah, I mean, in like, you know, a bajillion years, but... 325 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,145 Oh, no. 326 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,818 "Bajillion" is not a word. 327 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,944 Neither is "tweet," "derp" or "fersh." So, how much is a bajillion? 328 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:58,866 Like eight, 10 years. I mean, I'm only 22. 329 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,551 I play with my cousins, and they're so cute, 330 00:20:01,563 --> 00:20:03,829 but they're also, like, a lot of work, 331 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,208 and I'm not ready to be a mom. 332 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,415 Why did you marry me? 333 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,250 Because I thought it'd be fun. 334 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,091 And you remind me of my dad. 335 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,267 That was nice. I felt that, right here. Yeah, nice. 336 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,443 Sure, all right, who's next? 337 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,318 Before I do my healing yell, 338 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,949 I'd like to talk a bit about my son. 339 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,828 Sure, family, yeah. We all have loved ones we've left behind. 340 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,541 How old is he now? 341 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,292 He's not born yet. I'm from the future. 342 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,300 Nobody believes me. 343 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,764 Sorry to disturb you, sir, but we've had some complaints about yelling. 344 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,767 Is this one of those quack heroin-detox things? 345 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,303 Get the hell out. 346 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,890 I beg your pardon. These are not junkies, 347 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,892 maybe a few are, 348 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,977 but no one's trying to get sober in here, okay'? 349 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,488 And I'm sorry if we disturbed other guests 350 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,695 in the middle of their lily-white, non-molesty lives, 351 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,494 but we are working on our shit in here, together, 352 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,033 and we're staying, right, guys? 353 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,283 Am I right, guys? 354 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,087 Yeah, now, you could fight us, Monica, or you can join us. 355 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,215 - Join you? - Look, I see the pain in your eyes. 356 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,920 I see the sadness. Come on, Monica. Come and join us. 357 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,003 Okay- 358 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,805 Make room, everyone. This is Monica. 359 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,679 - Hi. - Hi, Monica. 360 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,386 - Please. - Thank you. 361 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,355 Got fired today. 362 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,188 Lost my plants. Shit. 363 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,104 God damn it, world. 364 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:57,195 What have we done to deserve such improbably cruel fates? 365 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,531 We? 366 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,620 I got married this morning. 367 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,330 Let's run away together, Silas. 368 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:30,767 You must be Nancy. Hi, I'm Jo. I'm Andy's wife. 369 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,610 Does she know? 370 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,286 I can't tell. Let me watch her walk. 371 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,456 Oh, yeah. She knows. 372 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,332 Maze! to v. 373 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,960 Thanks, yeah. 374 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,176 I made a horrible decision. 375 00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,630 We're planning a post-wedding, pre-divorce bachelor party. 376 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,033 Try and squeeze it in on Tuesday. 377 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,266 So, I'm sure you have a treasure trove of questions. 378 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,763 Go ahead. Fire away. 379 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,055 You caught me on an off day. 380 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,441 But you wore those awesome shoes. 381 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,946 Yeah. Good shoes, bad timing. 382 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,528 Okay, I am curious. 383 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,656 Fresh blueberries and young eggs. Got one whiff and dove in. 384 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,791 Completely ignored the 20 years of rail road between us. 385 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,625 She's hopping aboard, and I'm already at the second stop, 386 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,706 ticket punched, and two trains, 387 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,417 even if they're on the same track, they will not meet. 388 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,299 He's telling a story problem. 389 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,680 With no correct answer, exactly. 390 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,725 Although, I do stand by the fact 391 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,269 your average 22-year-old could not keep up with me if they tried. 392 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,473 Bunch of pussies, present company excluded. 393 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,152 I may have broken up with a rabbi tonight. 394 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,822 - May have? - Well, it wasn't totally clear. 395 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,797 Thought you guys had it figured out. 396 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:07,113 Turns out rabbis are better at dealing with other people's problems. 397 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,493 Didn't you date a rabbi? 398 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,461 Yael. Yael, Yael, Yael. 399 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,504 She was a rabbinical teacher. 400 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:21,295 Teacher of many things. Yael. 401 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,004 Also, I told him I sold pot. 402 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,173 I thought we were keeping a low profile. 403 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,099 It felt good to be honest with him. 404 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,395 Also, this is who I am. I sell pot. 405 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,602 Except that you don't. 406 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,349 You're half pharma rep, 407 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:39,357 half quasi-managerial hanger-on-er with a tobacco company. 408 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,068 There's no pot-selling there. 409 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,164 "F" that. 410 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,287 What was that? I'm nervous. 411 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:03,636 I don't know. I'm judging the walk. Anger? Melancholy'? Purpose? 412 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,173 - She's thinking. - God bless her. 413 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:57,769 I'm sad, too, Mr. Powell, yeah. 414 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,021 Okay, bye. 415 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,650 Sushi? 416 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,981 What was that? 417 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,658 I just quit Smith Johnson. 418 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,616 Can you still get your seedlings from the lab? 419 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,118 I was fired yesterday. 420 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:21,789 Not ideal. Well, we'll go elsewhere. 421 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,126 Elsewhere? What's going on? 422 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,717 - I've been doing some thinking. - Clearly. 423 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,423 About the tobacco money. 424 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:35,728 A, we don't need anywhere near that much money to make them happy. 425 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,602 B, if they're willing to invest that much in the growing, 426 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,641 think of the opportunity on the retail side. 427 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,482 You're really missing out on the yellowtail. 428 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:47,573 Right now retail is in dispensaries. 429 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,276 Terrible, clinical word, 430 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:55,160 with bars on the window, confusing menus, scary bouncers. 431 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,913 The future is not in dispensaries. 432 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:03,248 I want to open, like, something bright with a good vibe, good music, 433 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:07,961 a pretty room without rows and rows of paralyzing options. 434 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,468 We offer one brand, our brand, 435 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:15,848 like MILF, that you grow and perfect, and I sell. 436 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:19,521 This is what people want. Let's give it to them. 437 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,569 It's not terrible. 438 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,314 It's pretty good. 439 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,280 Have faith.