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Mac got high last night
and he snogged Barry.
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- It doesn't matter. Everyone experiments.
- I'm sorry.
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No. Please take it back.
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If any part of you did see this as a
way to get her back on the market...
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I was looking out for her.
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This is where I tell you to
stay the hell away from A-Rab.
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Does this mean you'll be getting
back with Jake?
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Hey, whoa!
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You're under orders to win back
my daughter.
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Last summer you screwed my wife,
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but you won't be soiling any
member of my family this year.
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This is everyone you slept with
last summer? This is everyone?
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Yeah. Everyone.
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Why shouldn't I have some fun?
I'll be seeing you soon, Spencer.
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Do you think it'll be
like a meteor?
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I'd get wasted
and go skinny dipping.
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I can't die now. I'm too young.
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I'd get laid as many times
as I can...
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starting with
the Christian bunk!
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I'm cashing in my gold,
buying the staff of Elomere
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and going on an orc-killing spree!
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It's not right out there.
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Those kids are up to something.
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The world's ending tonight.
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Is that my toothbrush?
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I dunno.
Why's the world ending?
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Some nutcase reckons
he's worked it out from the Bible.
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I only got one day left?
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Man, I'm never gonna tap Halle Berry.
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It's starting
to look that way, mate.
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Why are you using my toothbrush?
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All right, Princess, didn't know
you needed your own special brush.
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- Is the world really ending tonight, Flynn?
- Don't ask me, mate.
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I've got a shaky relationship
with mortality as it is.
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It's just a cheap publicity stunt
by some second-rate Nostradamus.
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Well, if the world really is ending,
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I'm not spending my last day
surrounded by you sad bastards.
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All campers to flagpole
for an important message.
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Not life or death important,
just... relevant.
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Hi.
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If I had anything to do with you
and Mac...
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It's fine. Honestly.
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Good. Cos I wasn't sure
if you were OK.
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I am.
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It's only...
you're hiding behind a tree.
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Hey, guys, have you seen Rachael?
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Come here.
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I just thought I... heard Mac.
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I think the coast is clear.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What are you doing
talking to a tree?
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I thought I saw a squirrel.
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Do you not get them in England?
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No.
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You mustn't be scared,
they're quite tame.
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Cheers.
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You haven't seen Rachael?
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No. I haven't seen her.
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I think she's still pretty cut up
about what happened.
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Yet remains strong-willed
and fiercely independent.
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I just...
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I wish she wouldn't
keep running away from me.
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Running away from you?!
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Oh my God, Rachael,
how long have you been there?
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Just to clarify, Mac,
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when a girl's husband announces
that he's gay,
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it's quite acceptable for her
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to take a few days to reflect
on the situation.
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Yeah, but it was nothing you did.
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I never said that it was!
Though clearly, you think that.
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Maybe I repulsed you into being gay?
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A-Rab. Do you think Mac
was gay when we met?
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That's a contentious issue.
Some people believe...
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Rach, I'm as confused about this
as anybody. Probably more.
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But all I do know is
at the moment this is about me
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and it has nothing to do...
I'm so sorry.
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Good morning, campers.
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Hello. Morning.
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Let me just start off by saying,
the world is ending...
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in approximately... a billion years!
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Now, this is just like
any other day,
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so there will be no bucket list
nonsense,
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or living life
like there's no tomorrow,
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because there is a tomorrow
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and it will be a most unpleasant day
for any rule breakers.
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Am I clear?
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Nothing has changed which
is why tonight, as planned,
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it's going to be movie night,
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a chance to forget
about the apocalypse
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and escape into the magical world
of cinema.
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We meet at the amphitheatre
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for a night that promises to be
just like any other.
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Rachael, good news!
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I have been given the honour
of organising movie night,
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and so naturally I'll be delegating
many of my responsibilities to you.
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I have a lot of work to do.
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That's the spirit.
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OK, so we'll need tickets,
popcorn, balloons, bunting,
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hot dogs, nachos...
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You know what, it'll be easier
if I just e-mail it to you.
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Sent. OK. Bye.
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So, it's our last day
on earth together.
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What do you do?
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That's easy. I'd have a threesome.
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Really, Barry?
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Oh, don't worry. With you.
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And someone else. Obviously.
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Have anyone in mind?
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This is one of those traps,
isn't it?
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Aw, you're learning.
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So what about you?
What would you do?
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If it was the last day on earth?
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I'd spend it with my family
and friends,
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talk about all the good times
we've shared.
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Let everyone that I cared about
know that I love them.
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Wow. That sounds really nice.
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I suppose there might still be
time for that after the threesome.
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How about this for Mac?
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Brokeback Mountain? Don't be cruel.
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What? He grew up on a farm.
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Fine. Milk? It won an Oscar...
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Nothing that's
going to upset anyone.
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If we aren't doing anything
to upset anyone
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then why were you hanging out
with Rachael this morning?
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I wasn't hanging out with Rachael,
I just happened to bump into...
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Over it. Let's have sex now.
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What?
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Unless you aren't attracted to me
any more.
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Of course I am.
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A-Rab, I'm hot, I'm here
and I am easily suggestible.
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It's the holy trinity.
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Can we meet somewhere later?
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Somewhere the boss might
not find us?
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Promise?
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Because if you don't give me
any then,
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I hear there are four burly horsemen
on their way who are up for it.
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Right.
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Four horsemen of the a-cock-alypse.
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OK, please, please,
please stop, please stop.
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Perfect. I'll go
and give it to Rachael
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I'll take it if you like.
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Oh no, that's OK.
I'm sure you've got better
things to be doing.
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Ah good, there you are.
I need to go over a few
things for tonight.
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Now I want popcorn, hotdogs,
nachos...
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Sure.
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- ..The whole nine yards.
- Done, done and done.
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So, I bumped into A-Rab
this morning.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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You're going back onto A-Rab.
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No. I definitely am not.
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Rach, you are just another soldier
in the war on dating.
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So, you trod on a gay landmine,
it could happen to anyone.
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You gotta get back out there.
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Try straight, available men
and your self-esteem will rocket.
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You are wasted as a lifeguard.
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I know, right?
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OK. I got to go.
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Hope has given me
all her work to do.
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What a bitch, you should totally
screw her boyfriend.
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Is she still cut up about Mac?
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Yeah.
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Poor bastard's been beating himself
up about it all week.
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He broke her heart.
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You don't think people can
come back from a break up?
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He's gay, Jake.
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Maybe I'm not talking about them.
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So, word is Barry wants a threesome.
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Wish I'd seen your face
when he put that forward.
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That's the one.
Hope you let him down gently.
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Who says I let him down at all?
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Hmm, Kimberley, getting curious?
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You know I'm searching for even
the smallest part
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of this situation
that's any of your business.
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All right, but, ah,
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the world is ending, you know.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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Dude.
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Thanks.
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Wow.
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Why are we even doing this
if the world is ending?
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The world is not ending.
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It's ending!
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They can't breathe!
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You can have first dibs
on mouth-to-mouth.
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I'll save them.
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Er...
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Er, well...
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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So, er, what do you recommend?
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Meatloaf looks good.
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Yeah, if he lost weight
and cut his hair maybe.
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You look really pretty today,
Rachael.
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Don't you think so A-Rab?
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Well, yes.
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But, I mean, I think everyone
looks good, you know?
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I mean, you look good, Thurston,
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and I can say that cos friends
can say that to each other
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even if they have a girlfriend.
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Or they're getting over a marriage.
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Right...
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I'm going to sit down now.
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Hey.
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Hey. No point working if we're
all going to be dead tomorrow.
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I'd take a gamble on it all being
complete bollocks.
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You never know,
might be the last night for us
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to have some fun together.
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Pam, stop. I can't, I'm sorry.
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There's a girl.
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There's always a girl.
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This one's special.
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I think I might love her,
as it happens.
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You don't fall in love.
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Imagine my surprise.
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I'm sorry, Pam.
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PJ, it wasn't what it looked like.
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Really? Because it looked like
she was being a complete whore.
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She was just trying to engage in
some innocent flirtation
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which I gently rebuffed.
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My mother doesn't do
innocent flirtation.
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She does aggressive seduction.
You are in her sights.
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I've told her I'm not interested.
What's the problem?
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Let's get it all out in the open.
No more secrets.
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PJ? This isn't your mother's
birthday party
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and I'm not your arsehole date.
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Nothing's going to happen with her.
It's just you and me. OK?
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OK.
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What the hell was that about?
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What?
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"You look pretty today, Rachael."
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I saw you kissing her
just before lunch.
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You may think that's what you saw...
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No, that's definitely what I saw.
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It's OK. I won't tell.
You should get with Rachael.
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She's nice and kind
and you loved her all last summer.
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Thurston...
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I know you like Hope too but letting
Rachael slip through your fingers
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when she's suddenly available and
there's one week of summer left?
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I thought you liked Hope?
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Hey, you.
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Nothing.
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What?
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I mean hi. How are you?
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I'm having the day from hell. No
time for lunch. I'm eating al-desko
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but I should be all done in time
for our little trip later.
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I can't wait. See you at three.
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See you at three... Three o'clock.
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I've been thinking about that thing
you were talking about.
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How I'd have survived Jurassic Park?
255
00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:05,604
The other thing.
256
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,284
How Coco Pops taste different here?
257
00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:08,644
The threesome, Barry.
258
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,644
Oh, right. Oh, right!
259
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:13,884
I suppose I could be persuaded.
260
00:12:13,885 --> 00:12:14,924
Really?
261
00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:17,484
If you can find a suitable
third member
262
00:12:17,485 --> 00:12:20,924
and a place we can be alone,
then I'm in.
263
00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:23,644
Oh, my God.
Is this really happening?
264
00:12:23,645 --> 00:12:27,644
It's really happening.
265
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,604
Hey. Looking forward to movie night?
266
00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:39,044
It's the highlight
of my social calendar.
267
00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:42,804
I saw you talking to Flynn. I would
have stepped in and stopped you
268
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,684
but seeing you embarrass yourself
passes for entertainment here.
269
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:48,284
Mom, Flynn's my boyfriend.
270
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:51,244
I wanted to let you know in case
you were planning any more gross
271
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:53,164
or totally inappropriate moves
on him.
272
00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:57,004
Well, this is a nice surprise.
My two girls getting along.
273
00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:58,284
What's the gossip?
274
00:12:58,285 --> 00:13:02,284
I was just dropping by to let Mom
know that Flynn and I are an item.
275
00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:03,844
You and Spencer?!
276
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,764
We're all a little busy here today.
277
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:09,644
Why don't we discuss this
another time?
278
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:11,284
Bobby, no.
279
00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:12,964
Pamela, get my .45!
280
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:14,764
Please let me try
and deal with this.
281
00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:18,044
If you come down hard on her now
she'll dig her heels in.
282
00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:19,564
You know she will.
283
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,604
Kimberley said yes to a threesome?
284
00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:23,284
Yep... What?
285
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,764
It's a trap.
286
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:26,844
Well, if it is,
it's a very sexy one.
287
00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:30,004
Mate, here's how it goes. You ask her
for a threesome. She says yes.
288
00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:31,924
You turn up,
the third person is a bloke
289
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,924
so you either have to admit
you're a twat
290
00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:36,964
or watch your girlfriend
have sex with him, I suppose.
291
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:39,844
Nah, she wouldn't ruin our threesome
by inviting another bloke.
292
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:41,804
She already ruined it
by inviting you.
293
00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:44,444
Ha-ha-ha Anyway you're wrong
294
00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:46,764
because she's asked me
to find the third person.
295
00:13:46,765 --> 00:13:48,724
So all you have to do
296
00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:50,844
is find another girl in this camp
willing to have sex with you?
297
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:51,884
Yep.
298
00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:54,484
Hm. She's smarter than I thought.
299
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,564
I know, yeah.
300
00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:58,964
Hey.
301
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,164
Hey.
302
00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:04,164
Look, about earlier.
The... kiss thing. It was wrong.
303
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:06,884
Oh, God, yeah. I totally agree.
304
00:14:06,885 --> 00:14:09,164
We probably should just
forget it happened.
305
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:10,324
Absolutely.
306
00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:11,564
Because you are with Hope.
307
00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:13,044
And you're on the rebound.
308
00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:15,124
Yeah.
309
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,684
But I do think it'd be good to talk.
310
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:19,564
Not about us but about...
311
00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:22,764
I don't know, everything
that's happening with you, maybe.
312
00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:24,844
You mean with Mac and everything?
313
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:28,844
Yeah. Yeah, a friendly chat
as friendly... friends.
314
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,444
I don't think your girlfriend will
be happy with me talking to you.
315
00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:36,444
Hey, I can talk to whoever I want.
316
00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,204
But let's meet somewhere quiet.
317
00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:43,204
Barry's shed?
I have some time at three.
318
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:45,524
I will see you later, then.
319
00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:48,524
OK.
320
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:49,764
Bye.
321
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,044
Bye.
322
00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:53,964
See you... later.
323
00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:56,924
Hello!
324
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:59,604
It's OK,
I told my parents about us.
325
00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:02,004
- What?!
- You should have
seen their faces.
326
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:03,444
Why the hell would you do that?
327
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,564
Flynn! Why the hell would I do that?
328
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:07,764
Er, because my mom
wants to fuck you?
329
00:15:07,765 --> 00:15:10,084
Didn't you think of asking me first?
330
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,684
I did not know that
I had to run everything by you.
331
00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:15,404
I just mean
it's going to cause problems.
332
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:17,524
Wasn't it working out before?
333
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,604
Oh! Are you scared of my dad?
334
00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:23,844
Promise you'll still love me
when he cuts my nuts off?
335
00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:27,844
I did not say that I loved you
in the first place.
336
00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:40,284
Oh, hey!
337
00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:44,284
Hey. Look, I'm sorry but I'm not
going to be able to meet you later.
338
00:15:44,365 --> 00:15:47,444
I mean, if I could make it,
I would but...
339
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,924
Something happened earlier.
340
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:51,084
Did soccer get rescheduled again?
341
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:54,204
Yeah, it did.
342
00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:55,884
No.
343
00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:58,644
I have to tell you that me and...
344
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,524
I'm having the worst day, honey.
345
00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:03,444
All these bed-wetters keep
telling me the world is gonna end.
346
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:06,084
You know how I get about negative
energy. It's amazing
347
00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:08,244
I can function as guidance
councillor at all.
348
00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:12,244
And the only thing getting me
through today is seeing you later.
349
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,724
Bye.
350
00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,604
Are you OK?
351
00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:40,444
I'm fine.
Mate, I'm just double booked.
352
00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:44,444
I said I'd see Hope later but now
I've arranged... football practice.
353
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:51,364
And I don't know
if football practice is a good idea.
354
00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:55,164
Actually, I'm pretty sure it isn't.
355
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:59,164
Only thing is, I want to practise
football, Thurston.
356
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:03,164
There's, like, a week left
357
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:06,964
and I really, really don't want
to let football practice
358
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:10,964
slip through my fingers again.
359
00:17:14,405 --> 00:17:18,404
Maybe I can help.
360
00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:33,644
There are only a few things
I've ever loved, Spencer.
361
00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:36,084
My daughter,
because she's the apple of my eye.
362
00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,004
My wife,
because she's the girl of my dreams.
363
00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:41,124
And my country, because it has
a lax attitude to gun control.
364
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,124
Can you see
where I'm going with this?
365
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,524
I thought the golf buggy
would make your top three.
366
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,924
You have two options.
You can just end it with her
367
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:50,324
or you can continue seeing her
and I'll tell her
368
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:52,884
you were sticking it to her mother
all last summer.
369
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,044
You'd break her heart.
370
00:17:54,045 --> 00:17:57,004
Really? Look at you, you've got
one less arm than last year.
371
00:17:57,005 --> 00:18:00,044
Maybe next time it'll be a leg,
or the ability to feed yourself,
372
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,924
or wipe your own ass.
373
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:05,044
A little heartbreak is nothing
compared to what you're serving up.
374
00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:09,044
End it... today!
375
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:19,764
OK, ready, guys? One and two...
376
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,004
Barry, I need to use the shed.
377
00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:23,404
What for?
378
00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:26,924
Me and Hope need a place to, er...
You know.
379
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,924
You want to use my shagging cabin?
Yes.
380
00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:31,444
It's in use all afternoon.
A threesome must take priority,
381
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,204
as your mum always says.
382
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:35,724
Nice. But why would a pretend
threesome take priority?
383
00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:38,884
Cos there's more of us. Two girls,
four boobs. You do the sexy math.
384
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,924
I will give you a million pounds
if it actually happens.
385
00:18:41,925 --> 00:18:43,644
Great. I'll spend it all on condoms.
386
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:45,924
Do I need to remind you
that you owe me one?
387
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,564
Oh, no, you can't do that.
388
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:48,844
I'm doing it.
389
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:51,444
No, you only get to play
the ankle tag card once.
390
00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,444
It's on the table.
Ankle tag beats four boobs.
391
00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:54,684
You're breaking my heart.
392
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:58,684
Yet I feel nothing.
393
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,964
I would have done a lot
for that trump card.
394
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,684
Hope the sex is worth the sacrifice.
395
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:07,764
OK, put your back into it.
Come on.
396
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:09,644
One, two, three.
397
00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:13,644
Up and down!
398
00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:29,084
Ah! Thurston.
399
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,964
I knew sooner or later
you'd be knocking on my door.
400
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:33,444
I don't want any trouble.
401
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,444
Well, what do you want, Thurston?
402
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:39,444
Guidance?
403
00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:48,684
Up, down, up, down.
Come on, put some effort in.
404
00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:52,524
Organising a threesome is harder
than the internet has you believe.
405
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,204
What happened?
406
00:19:54,205 --> 00:19:56,284
Firstly, I couldn't find
a third person.
407
00:19:56,285 --> 00:19:56,924
A threesome?
408
00:19:56,925 --> 00:19:58,204
No fucking way.
409
00:19:58,205 --> 00:20:01,284
I'm going to pretend
you didn't just ask me that, Barry.
410
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,444
Secondly, I don't have
a location because
411
00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:06,884
five weeks ago I got A-Rab arrested
and now he won't let me have sex.
412
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:09,724
I couldn't organise a hand job
in a wank factory.
413
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:13,724
Well, er, you know,
I might have an idea,
414
00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:16,444
if you're still interested.
415
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:20,524
Hi.
416
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:21,684
Hi.
417
00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:24,324
So how are you?
418
00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:25,564
I'm fine.
419
00:20:25,565 --> 00:20:28,244
We kissed this morning.
420
00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:31,564
Yeah. I'm sorry about that.
421
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:35,084
No, I'm sorry.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
422
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:37,804
I didn't want you to think
I was trying it on with you.
423
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:41,044
No, of course not.
I know that you care about Hope.
424
00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:42,404
Yeah, of course I do.
425
00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:45,404
I just wouldn't want to be that guy.
426
00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:49,404
No, you're not that guy.
You're sweet and you're kind.
427
00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:54,044
I don't know if I am.
If I was, I wouldn't...
428
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:58,044
What?
429
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:04,724
We shouldn't.
430
00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:08,044
And then when I was six my teacher
stole my candy bar
431
00:21:08,045 --> 00:21:10,084
because she said I hadn't
had dessert
432
00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:13,204
and you mustn't eat dessert before
mains. What kind of rule is that?
433
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,764
I'm scared the world's going to end
and I'll never see my mom again.
434
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:19,884
If the world ended it'd probably be
the best thing for you.
435
00:21:19,885 --> 00:21:21,844
Why?
436
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,924
I'm not going to sugar coat
the truth
437
00:21:23,925 --> 00:21:26,884
because, let's be honest,
you'd probably try and eat it.
438
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,924
You're young, overweight and gay.
439
00:21:29,925 --> 00:21:32,644
Your life is going to be miserable
until your early 20s
440
00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:35,724
when you work out you can be
everyone's big fat camp friend.
441
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:38,124
The one who's loads of fun
but secretly depressed
442
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,324
because the men you like
aren't attracted to you.
443
00:21:40,325 --> 00:21:41,804
You'll disappear for a few years.
444
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:44,084
When you come back
you'll have a washboard stomach
445
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,284
and an addiction to steroids that's
given you the body you always craved
446
00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:50,724
but left you narcissistic, tedious
and prone to violent mood swings.
447
00:21:50,725 --> 00:21:54,364
You'll eventually realise
that you miss the old you
448
00:21:54,365 --> 00:21:57,484
but by then your friends will have
left and all the men you're with
449
00:21:57,485 --> 00:22:00,404
only want you for your abs.
You'll be so dependent on the roids
450
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:04,324
and the one-night stands
that, well, there's no going back.
451
00:22:04,325 --> 00:22:06,604
They'll find your corpse
when the smell gets too much
452
00:22:06,605 --> 00:22:09,444
for the neighbours in the singles
apartment complex you end up in,
453
00:22:09,445 --> 00:22:11,684
sad and alone.
454
00:22:11,685 --> 00:22:15,684
So if the world does end tonight
at least you'll be spared all that.
455
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:21,204
I hope this has been
of some comfort to you.
456
00:22:33,925 --> 00:22:37,204
I'm not the sort of person
that does this.
457
00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:39,244
No, I mean,
you were only just married.
458
00:22:42,525 --> 00:22:44,844
Have you seen A-Rab?
459
00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:47,044
I thought you were supposed
to be in my shed?
460
00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,204
No.
461
00:22:48,205 --> 00:22:49,924
No.
462
00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:53,924
No, because that was Flynn and PJ.
I always get you guys mixed up.
463
00:22:56,005 --> 00:23:00,004
Probably cos you all look
so similar.
464
00:23:00,925 --> 00:23:03,324
Wait. Have you tried
the other side of the camp?
465
00:23:03,325 --> 00:23:04,844
That way. Way over there.
466
00:23:04,845 --> 00:23:08,044
No?
467
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:12,124
'Attention, campers. Just a reminder
that the world is not ending.
468
00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:16,404
'Remember, the world
is not ending today.'
469
00:23:26,645 --> 00:23:27,684
A-Rab?
470
00:24:07,961 --> 00:24:10,320
Hey, where are you hurrying off to?
471
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,598
Nothing. I mean, nowhere.
472
00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:13,878
Your hair's all messed up.
473
00:24:13,943 --> 00:24:15,102
It is?
474
00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:16,902
You have sex hair.
475
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:18,209
I do not.
476
00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:20,129
Rachael, who gave you sex hair?
477
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:22,769
Nobody! I just...
have really horrible hair.
478
00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:26,289
You have gorgeous hair. It is thick
and shiny and full of life
479
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,289
and somebody
has been messing with it.
480
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,169
Oh, be quiet.
481
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,729
Did you make up with Mac?
482
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:33,009
Ooh, Rachael had make-up sex
with Mac?
483
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:33,969
He's gay.
484
00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:35,449
Yeah, but you're hot.
485
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:37,329
You know just because you are
486
00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:40,409
disgustingly loved up
doesn't mean that everybody else is.
487
00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:43,009
I am not disgustingly loved up.
488
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:47,009
Please. The serial commitment-phobe
who hooks up and denies
that she's falling in love?
489
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,569
That is like
every Ryan Reynolds movie.
490
00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:51,449
She's right.
You're totally screwed.
491
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:55,049
Ha! And you need to give Mac
a break. Jake says he's really
upset about everything.
492
00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:58,089
Well since when are
we having heart to hearts with Jake?
493
00:24:58,090 --> 00:25:00,409
Yeah, since when are we
having hearts to hearts with Jake?
494
00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:02,329
I liked it when we were talking
about the sex hair.
495
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,209
OK, that is my cue to leave.
496
00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:08,209
Bye.
497
00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:11,809
I do not love Flynn.
498
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:15,289
Sure.
499
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:19,169
Showering in the middle of the
afternoon. You dirty bastard.
500
00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:21,929
Do you ever actually
do your jobs?
501
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:23,809
How was it then? The shagging?
502
00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:25,129
Mind your own business.
503
00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:29,129
I had to rearrange a threesome at
great inconvenience for this
so the least you can do is tell me.
504
00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:34,129
Hope enjoy herself?
505
00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:37,049
It's all right,
we know she wasn't there.
506
00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:38,369
Barry bumped into her.
507
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,569
What did you tell her?
508
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:41,009
Don't worry, I covered for you.
509
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:43,249
I spun her
an intricate web of lies,
510
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,969
a complicated maze
of intrigue and enigma.
511
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,609
Your secret's perfectly safe.
512
00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,293
Fuck!
513
00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:53,293
So, who were you with?
514
00:25:53,374 --> 00:25:54,413
Rachael.
515
00:25:54,414 --> 00:25:58,413
Jesus, you don't
like an easy life, do you?
516
00:25:59,814 --> 00:26:03,813
Hang on, I'm the only one
who hasn't had sex with Rachael.
517
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:05,653
I wonder what her policy on
threesomes is...
518
00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:07,533
Fuck's sake, Barry.
519
00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:08,813
What's wrong with you?
520
00:26:08,814 --> 00:26:10,573
Bobby knows about me and PJ.
521
00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:12,173
And he's threatening to tell her
about you and Pam?
522
00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:13,813
If I don't split up with her.
523
00:26:13,814 --> 00:26:15,493
So, what will you do?
Split up with her.
524
00:26:15,494 --> 00:26:17,373
You can't let the summer camp
Nazi push you around.
525
00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:19,333
He's right though, isn't he,
526
00:26:19,334 --> 00:26:21,533
this way's best for everyone.
527
00:26:21,534 --> 00:26:25,533
Best for you, you mean,
get to avoid a fight like always.
528
00:26:32,374 --> 00:26:35,013
Hey, so I hear the threesome's
on then, huh?
529
00:26:35,014 --> 00:26:37,693
Is this where I went wrong?
530
00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:38,453
What do you mean?
531
00:26:38,454 --> 00:26:41,573
Guess, if you'd have asked me when
we were together what I'd like to do
532
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:43,373
if it was the last night on earth
533
00:26:43,374 --> 00:26:47,373
I'd have said something stupid,
y'know about how it'd be just
you and me, a couple of candles,
534
00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:51,533
maybe a bottle of something
we both liked, being together,
535
00:26:51,534 --> 00:26:55,533
knowing that we were two
of the luckiest people in the
world for having found happiness.
536
00:26:56,254 --> 00:27:00,253
But I guess what I should have said
is that I'd like
to have nasty group sex.
537
00:27:00,414 --> 00:27:01,453
Live and learn.
538
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,413
You didn't say a whole lot
of anything when we were together.
539
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,413
Yeah, well. Different man now, Kim.
540
00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:13,533
Concentrate... concentrate.
541
00:27:14,374 --> 00:27:15,493
OK, throw the ball.
542
00:27:18,814 --> 00:27:20,173
Hi, you wanna play?
543
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,533
I should warn you I had a trial
for the Lakers.
544
00:27:22,534 --> 00:27:26,053
Oh, you got your serious face on.
I sense something dramatic.
545
00:27:26,054 --> 00:27:27,413
I'm breaking up with you.
546
00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:29,173
Because I lied about basketball?
547
00:27:29,174 --> 00:27:31,053
I'm serious, PJ.
548
00:27:31,054 --> 00:27:34,693
This is for real?
549
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,693
Yeah.
It's the right thing to do.
550
00:27:36,694 --> 00:27:38,733
How is this the right thing to do?
551
00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:40,493
I thought that we were good?
552
00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:43,293
It's what we do. We fuck around.
Neither of us wants to settle down.
553
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:46,693
Is this because I told my parents?
554
00:27:46,694 --> 00:27:49,933
No. I've just been thinking
about it for a while
555
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:52,773
and I'm sorry,
but it's not going anywhere.
556
00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:56,773
Christ, Flynn.
557
00:27:57,014 --> 00:28:00,133
I had to break down some really
well-built emotional barriers
558
00:28:00,134 --> 00:28:01,813
to make this relationship work.
559
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,133
Why, though? Don't you
think you were happier before?
560
00:28:04,134 --> 00:28:06,053
Well, yeah, no I do now!
561
00:28:06,054 --> 00:28:09,173
Was this your
plan all along? To make me fall...
562
00:28:09,174 --> 00:28:12,213
Feel something for you
and then to fuck off?
563
00:28:12,214 --> 00:28:13,933
Summer's almost over.
564
00:28:13,934 --> 00:28:16,653
And this was the best way that you
could think of ending things?
565
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:20,653
I'm a rip-the-plaster-off sort
of man. Nice and quick. No pain.
566
00:28:21,174 --> 00:28:25,173
Good job.
567
00:28:26,494 --> 00:28:30,093
Fucking arsehole.
568
00:28:30,094 --> 00:28:32,853
♪ I'm sticking with you... ♪
569
00:28:32,854 --> 00:28:34,373
Tackle...
570
00:28:34,374 --> 00:28:38,373
♪ Cos I'm made out of glue... ♪
571
00:28:39,614 --> 00:28:40,853
Hi.
572
00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:43,253
I tried to get away
but I got waylaid.
573
00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:47,253
That's OK.
574
00:28:47,294 --> 00:28:51,293
Come on,
we're going for a drive.
575
00:28:59,454 --> 00:29:03,453
♪ If this was a cold war
we could keep each other warm
576
00:29:03,934 --> 00:29:07,933
♪ And I said on the first occasion
that I met Marie
577
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:12,613
♪ We were crawling through the hatch
that was the missile door... ♪
578
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:24,373
Mac, Mac, I need your advice.
579
00:29:24,374 --> 00:29:28,373
I'm supposed to be at a threesome
but Flynn split up with PJ
so shouldn't be on his own now.
580
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:32,453
He needs a friend but Kimberley's
expecting me and, although
this has never come up before,
581
00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:35,933
I've a feeling you don't
stand up your girlfriend
when she's organised group sex.
582
00:29:35,934 --> 00:29:37,573
Jesus, what is it with everybody?
583
00:29:37,574 --> 00:29:40,373
All I'm hearing is, "Why
won't my boyfriend commit, Mac?"
584
00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:42,813
"Do these shoes
make my calves look fat, Mac?"
585
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:43,933
I mean, what am I, an agony aunt?
586
00:29:43,934 --> 00:29:46,533
No, dude, you're
everyone's new gay best friend.
587
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,813
I don't want to be everybody's
new gay best friend.
588
00:29:48,814 --> 00:29:50,773
I totally understand.
589
00:29:50,774 --> 00:29:53,653
Only I'm in a
bit of a hurry here...
590
00:29:53,654 --> 00:29:56,013
- OK, but this is the last
time we do this.
- Agreed.
591
00:29:56,014 --> 00:30:00,013
Even if Kimberley really is throwing
you a threesome, which I doubt,
592
00:30:00,694 --> 00:30:02,813
then you've still
got to put your friends first.
593
00:30:02,814 --> 00:30:06,813
Tell her you're sorry and explain
that Flynn really needs you right
now and she'll understand.
594
00:30:11,294 --> 00:30:14,933
Best gay best friend ever.
595
00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:15,973
OK.
596
00:30:15,974 --> 00:30:19,973
Buckle up.
597
00:30:20,374 --> 00:30:24,373
This is going to be fun.
598
00:30:32,774 --> 00:30:34,733
I don't approve of you smoking that.
599
00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:38,013
I found it in your drawer, Mom.
600
00:30:38,014 --> 00:30:42,013
Then I don't approve of
you stealing that.
601
00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:44,813
Good news by the way,
Flynn is single.
602
00:30:44,814 --> 00:30:48,373
You should totally go for it.
603
00:30:48,374 --> 00:30:51,173
What happened?
604
00:30:51,174 --> 00:30:55,173
He broke up with me, obviously.
605
00:30:55,534 --> 00:30:57,493
Ladies...
606
00:30:57,494 --> 00:31:01,493
Aww, this is nice, the woman
that raised me and my mother
607
00:31:02,734 --> 00:31:06,253
all together in one place.
608
00:31:06,254 --> 00:31:08,173
A tender sentiment indeed.
609
00:31:08,174 --> 00:31:10,333
PJ just broke up with her boyfriend.
610
00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:12,173
Who's the schmuck?
611
00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:15,053
Flynn. Apparently
"it's not going anywhere."
612
00:31:15,054 --> 00:31:17,133
I guess he just looked
at his life and thought
613
00:31:17,134 --> 00:31:20,253
"I don't have anything
to offer her".
614
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,293
What do you mean?
615
00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:24,493
He's only got
a few good months left
616
00:31:24,494 --> 00:31:28,493
and then everything you like
about him is going to disappear.
617
00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:32,093
He's just being noble.
618
00:31:32,094 --> 00:31:34,613
You know what, I've got to go.
619
00:31:34,614 --> 00:31:35,893
No, that's not what
I was getting at...
620
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:39,893
Thanks, Mom.
621
00:31:54,235 --> 00:31:58,194
Er, you sort of missed the turning.
The Point's back that way.
622
00:31:58,195 --> 00:32:00,034
The Point's boring.
623
00:32:00,035 --> 00:32:01,914
Up here is way more fun.
624
00:32:01,915 --> 00:32:02,754
What's up here?
625
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:06,754
You'll see.
626
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:11,794
I can't believe it.
You're single and I'm not.
627
00:32:14,195 --> 00:32:16,514
I'm a little bit heartbroken here,
mate.
628
00:32:16,515 --> 00:32:20,514
Sorry. Here's something
that'll cheer you up -
if you swap the letters around
629
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:24,874
in this place you get
"Feaver Balls". "Feaver Balls"?
630
00:32:28,355 --> 00:32:31,874
Haven't you got a pretend
threesome to be getting to?
631
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,114
Nah. No, I'm all right.
632
00:32:34,115 --> 00:32:38,114
Threesomes come and go
but friends are forever.
633
00:32:38,395 --> 00:32:41,194
Think you might have got that
the wrong way round.
634
00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:45,154
I mean,
what would I do with two girls?
635
00:32:45,155 --> 00:32:47,674
I hardly know what to do
with one.
636
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:50,474
And really,
if it was the end of the world
637
00:32:50,475 --> 00:32:54,474
all I'd want is to be with her.
638
00:32:54,995 --> 00:32:58,994
The only thing is, mate,
the world really is ending for you.
639
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:04,874
You don't know what I'd do
to change that, but I can't...
640
00:33:07,915 --> 00:33:11,914
Well, there it is.
641
00:33:12,475 --> 00:33:15,594
You know if you lose PJ now,
then that's it for you guys,
642
00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:18,954
there's no second chances.
643
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,234
You're stoned, aren't you?
644
00:33:20,235 --> 00:33:24,234
Incredibly.
645
00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:44,914
Well, at least you didn't end up
dining alone.
646
00:33:44,915 --> 00:33:45,954
Can I help you?
647
00:33:45,955 --> 00:33:49,314
I was passing by,
didn't hear the sound of a wild
orgy. So you know, got concerned.
648
00:33:49,315 --> 00:33:51,434
Incredibly sweet of you.
649
00:33:51,435 --> 00:33:54,714
Barry has no idea how lucky he is.
650
00:33:54,715 --> 00:33:56,314
- He knows.
- You think?
651
00:33:56,315 --> 00:33:59,954
He thought he was going to be the
filling in a girl-on-girl sandwich
652
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,314
but instead you hijacked
his sex fantasy with this
653
00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:06,314
sneaky, underhanded, tastefully
put together romantic evening.
That sort of thing can throw a guy.
654
00:34:06,995 --> 00:34:08,754
Maybe that's why he's a no-show.
655
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:12,394
He's not a no-show, he's only...
656
00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:14,634
incredibly late.
657
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:18,634
Anyway, when he gets here and he
sees it's just me he'll be relieved.
658
00:34:19,395 --> 00:34:23,394
We're kidding around, it's what
we do. We're a... fun couple.
659
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,074
Does Barry know you're
a "fun couple"? He thinks
you're serious about him.
660
00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,354
Don't twist my words.
You know I'm serious about him.
661
00:34:29,355 --> 00:34:32,394
Like that time that you got me to
pretend to be your boyfriend for
your dad?
662
00:34:32,395 --> 00:34:33,834
That was different.
663
00:34:33,835 --> 00:34:36,194
That was real life
and this is Beaver Falls.
664
00:34:36,195 --> 00:34:39,074
Where you two can thrive as the
kooky couple that nobody saw coming.
665
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:42,354
I should leave you and the sex doll
to work out what you're going
to do in a week
666
00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:44,034
- when you have to break up with him.
- Who says I'm breaking up with him?
667
00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:46,154
It is a summer fling for you,
668
00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:48,394
but for him, you're
his happily ever after.
669
00:34:48,395 --> 00:34:51,034
I feel for the guy.
I know what it means to lose you.
670
00:34:51,035 --> 00:34:54,914
I miss you, Kim,
can you say that you don't miss me?
671
00:34:54,915 --> 00:34:58,914
Uh, seriously -
where are we going?
672
00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:03,514
Tell me, A-Rab. Do you want me
to be happy?
673
00:35:03,515 --> 00:35:04,914
Of course.
674
00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:07,514
Would you ever do anything
to hurt me?
675
00:35:07,515 --> 00:35:08,114
Hope...
676
00:35:08,115 --> 00:35:09,554
Would you ever do anything
to hurt me?
677
00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:11,594
Hope...
Would you ever do anything
to hurt me?
No.
678
00:35:11,595 --> 00:35:15,594
So you wouldn't cheat on me?
679
00:35:18,395 --> 00:35:22,154
That beeping means
you have 60 seconds
to get back into your curfew zone
680
00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:24,594
- before you're arrested and deported.
- Jesus! Hope, stop the car.
681
00:35:24,595 --> 00:35:25,794
Did you fuck Rachael?
682
00:35:25,795 --> 00:35:26,874
- No!
- Liar!
683
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,194
All right, all right! OK, I did.
684
00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,714
I did and I'm sorry.
685
00:35:30,715 --> 00:35:32,394
Tell me she means nothing to you.
686
00:35:32,395 --> 00:35:33,954
I can't go to jail.
687
00:35:33,955 --> 00:35:35,754
So convince me!
688
00:35:35,755 --> 00:35:36,594
Popcorn, anybody?
689
00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:37,794
Yeah, popcorn.
690
00:35:42,555 --> 00:35:46,314
Phone call! There you go.
691
00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:50,314
Hope, Hope, Hope, Hope.
Hi, yeah, you're supposed to be
helping me...
692
00:35:51,075 --> 00:35:53,834
'Rachael means nothing to me!
I swear to god.'
693
00:35:53,835 --> 00:35:56,914
It was the worst sex ever,
it was like... humping a pillow.
694
00:35:56,915 --> 00:35:59,754
I mean no wonder Mac's gay.
I mean what was I thinking?!
695
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:01,514
'Actually,
I know what I was thinking, '
696
00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:02,994
I was thinking of you
the whole time.
697
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:05,474
Yeah, I regret it,
I regret it so much.
698
00:36:05,475 --> 00:36:07,434
I don't even care about her.
699
00:36:07,435 --> 00:36:09,634
'I don't care about Rachael!'
700
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,074
Please, just stop!
701
00:36:12,075 --> 00:36:14,802
You've got 30 seconds. Best of luck.
702
00:36:26,153 --> 00:36:29,512
Rachael can have my bunny Eliza,
Mac can have my Cranbrook bracelet,
703
00:36:29,517 --> 00:36:32,096
my mommy can... Sorry.
704
00:36:32,138 --> 00:36:33,217
What you got there, kid?
705
00:36:33,218 --> 00:36:35,537
It's my will.
In case we all die tonight.
706
00:36:35,538 --> 00:36:38,737
Oh, wait. No, listen, kiddo,
707
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,577
I figure you got to hear this
from a responsible adult
708
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:44,417
and, well, in the absence
of any suitable candidates
709
00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:47,617
I guess I'll have to do
but the world is not ending tonight.
710
00:36:47,618 --> 00:36:48,817
You're fine.
711
00:36:48,818 --> 00:36:50,297
No, I'm not.
712
00:36:50,298 --> 00:36:53,977
Hope says if the world doesn't end
then I'll be a sad, fat, gay man
713
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:55,497
and get addicted to steroids
714
00:36:55,498 --> 00:36:57,497
and die alone in a singles'
apartment complex.
715
00:36:57,498 --> 00:37:01,497
Wait, no, no. Listen, Thurston,
your life is not predetermined.
716
00:37:02,738 --> 00:37:04,657
Nobody makes those choices but you
717
00:37:04,658 --> 00:37:07,137
and you know a lot more than I did
when I was your age,
718
00:37:07,138 --> 00:37:09,297
and you're gonna be fine, trust me.
Thanks.
719
00:37:09,298 --> 00:37:11,497
'Grab your hot dogs
and take a seat,
720
00:37:11,498 --> 00:37:13,177
'movie night is about to begin.'
721
00:37:13,178 --> 00:37:17,177
I am the Super Bowl
of gay best friends.
722
00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:37,737
Oh, my God, Rachael.
I'm so glad I found you.
723
00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:40,217
You're never going to believe
what just happened.
724
00:37:40,218 --> 00:37:41,257
Was it terrible?
725
00:37:41,258 --> 00:37:44,977
Was whatever happened the worst
occurrence of that particular act
you've ever had?
726
00:37:44,978 --> 00:37:47,857
No, listen, Hope is crazy.
727
00:37:47,858 --> 00:37:49,897
Yeah, I think I've mentioned it
once or twice.
728
00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:52,257
Yeah, well,
I should've listened to you.
729
00:37:52,258 --> 00:37:54,697
Oh, my God. It's so good to see you.
730
00:37:54,698 --> 00:37:58,697
So, out of curiosity,
who was the third person?
731
00:38:00,538 --> 00:38:02,377
So, what's
the number of steroids
732
00:38:02,378 --> 00:38:06,377
I could take to lose weight
but not go crazy?
733
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,577
None.
734
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,937
The number you can take is none.
735
00:38:10,938 --> 00:38:13,497
Oh... I see.
736
00:38:13,498 --> 00:38:15,537
What's wrong?
737
00:38:15,538 --> 00:38:18,217
"She meant nothing to me,
it was the worst sex I ever had."
738
00:38:18,218 --> 00:38:19,417
Ring any bells?
739
00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:20,537
Oh, shit...
740
00:38:20,538 --> 00:38:22,177
"Like humping a pillow."
741
00:38:22,178 --> 00:38:23,657
Rachael... I heard every word.
742
00:38:23,658 --> 00:38:25,377
If I'd known that
you were with Flynn
743
00:38:25,378 --> 00:38:29,297
then I guess I would've never have
ended up... eating alone.
744
00:38:29,298 --> 00:38:30,617
But it's fine.
745
00:38:30,618 --> 00:38:31,817
We look out for our friends.
746
00:38:31,818 --> 00:38:33,137
We're a fun couple.
747
00:38:33,138 --> 00:38:34,497
We are a fun couple.
748
00:38:34,498 --> 00:38:37,337
No, no, you have to understand,
I was under duress, by a mad woman.
749
00:38:37,338 --> 00:38:38,897
I didn't mean anything I said...
750
00:38:38,898 --> 00:38:39,977
Whatever, A-Rab.
751
00:38:39,978 --> 00:38:42,937
You know what? Just so you know,
it didn't rock my world either.
752
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:46,097
In fact,
you're pretty shit in bed yourself.
753
00:38:47,498 --> 00:38:49,177
Well, follow her, you moron!
754
00:38:49,178 --> 00:38:52,137
Yeah, follow her,
you bad-in-bed asshole.
755
00:38:52,138 --> 00:38:53,857
You're right.
756
00:38:53,858 --> 00:38:57,857
But not about the bad in bed
thing, obviously.
757
00:38:57,898 --> 00:38:59,857
Hey, A-Rab! Hey.
Where's he going?
758
00:38:59,858 --> 00:39:03,857
If the other one needs you,
you'd better go.
759
00:39:09,218 --> 00:39:13,217
So, I figured out why you made
a huge mistake and dumped me.
760
00:39:14,738 --> 00:39:16,337
You think you're being chivalrous.
761
00:39:16,338 --> 00:39:17,737
It's the way it has to be.
762
00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:21,697
Sometimes when you speak,
it's like you're reading
out of a teenage girl's diary.
763
00:39:21,698 --> 00:39:25,657
You do know I'm dying, don't you?
Horribly, slowly, painfully.
764
00:39:25,658 --> 00:39:27,537
That's got to count for something.
765
00:39:27,538 --> 00:39:29,217
Uh...
766
00:39:29,218 --> 00:39:30,257
no.
767
00:39:30,258 --> 00:39:32,697
No, you used the death's door card
way too many times.
768
00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:36,097
Shit. So what now?
769
00:39:36,098 --> 00:39:38,337
Campers,
welcome to movie night.
770
00:39:38,338 --> 00:39:41,657
You'll notice from the lack
of flaming rivers of lava that
771
00:39:41,658 --> 00:39:45,017
we have not witnessed
the Apocalypse.
772
00:39:45,018 --> 00:39:47,497
It has been just another day
at Beaver Falls.
773
00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:51,497
So, without much further ado,
let the show begin.
774
00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:03,377
'Earth - survivors
of volcanic eruption,
775
00:40:03,378 --> 00:40:07,377
'deadly earthquakes
and vicious tsunamis.
776
00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:12,577
'A peaceful planet until...'
777
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,857
Rachael?!
778
00:40:22,858 --> 00:40:26,057
Rach!
779
00:40:26,058 --> 00:40:27,377
You all right? What happened?
780
00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:28,417
Hope went mental.
781
00:40:28,418 --> 00:40:31,097
She tried to get me deported.
Everything Rachael said was true.
782
00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:32,777
It'll be all right.
783
00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,057
It won't be all right! I've properly
fucked it up this time.
784
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,737
I think I might actually lose her
for good.
785
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:38,657
Right, well,
we better chase after her then.
786
00:40:38,658 --> 00:40:42,657
You've had enough practice.
787
00:40:48,058 --> 00:40:49,617
I'm not going to put you through
what's coming.
788
00:40:49,618 --> 00:40:50,657
I can take it.
789
00:40:50,658 --> 00:40:52,097
I know you can,
but you're not going to.
790
00:40:52,098 --> 00:40:53,977
I love you, OK? And I'm doing the
right thing in letting you go...
791
00:40:53,978 --> 00:40:57,977
Oh, Hannah Montana,
stop it already.
792
00:40:58,338 --> 00:41:00,977
What happens if Rachael's not
in there but Hope is
793
00:41:00,978 --> 00:41:04,337
and she tries to attack you and
I get caught in the crossfire?
794
00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:06,017
Risk I'm willing to take, Barry.
795
00:41:06,018 --> 00:41:09,137
30 seconds till midnight, losers.
796
00:41:09,138 --> 00:41:10,657
30, 29...
797
00:41:10,658 --> 00:41:12,937
You guys, it's almost time.
798
00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:16,097
27, 26, 25...
799
00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:19,417
If we give in to our primal fears
we're no better than animals!
800
00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:22,977
If you'd just let me have my
threesome, none of this
would be happening.
801
00:41:22,978 --> 00:41:24,057
Shut up, Barry.
802
00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:25,537
I want to stay with you, Spencer.
803
00:41:25,538 --> 00:41:27,297
Maybe not until the end
of my lifetime,
804
00:41:27,298 --> 00:41:29,857
but I'm pretty sure I could manage
till the end of yours.
805
00:41:29,858 --> 00:41:31,697
Technically not much of a commitment.
806
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:33,457
Hey, it's a massive
fucking commitment,
807
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,697
it's not one I make lightly.
808
00:41:34,698 --> 00:41:37,137
So what do we do?
I go home in a week.
809
00:41:37,138 --> 00:41:38,537
Ten, nine...
810
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:42,537
Stop your counting!
Cease this doomsdaying!
811
00:41:42,818 --> 00:41:46,017
Five, four, three, two...
812
00:41:49,098 --> 00:41:51,097
It's a fuse!
It's just a fuse!
813
00:41:51,098 --> 00:41:53,657
Everything is completely normal!
814
00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:57,137
It's a fuse, it's all right!
It's just a blown fuse.
815
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:03,617
Everything is completely normal!
816
00:42:03,658 --> 00:42:06,137
And that was just a minor
earth tremor!
817
00:42:06,138 --> 00:42:10,017
The world is not ending!
818
00:42:10,018 --> 00:42:12,297
Marry me.
819
00:42:12,298 --> 00:42:13,817
For the green card?
820
00:42:13,818 --> 00:42:17,817
Yeah, and because, y'know,
you love me.
821
00:42:18,178 --> 00:42:22,177
And I love you.
822
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,297
No fucking way!
823
00:42:27,298 --> 00:42:30,297
So?
824
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,417
Yes.
825
00:42:54,978 --> 00:42:56,937
She's never going
to speak to me again.
826
00:42:56,938 --> 00:43:00,857
I don't know if that's your biggest
problem right now.
827
00:43:00,858 --> 00:43:04,817
What do you mean?
828
00:43:04,818 --> 00:43:08,817
Looks like Hope's
gone off the reservation.
829
00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:19,017
Don't ruin it for her.
830
00:43:19,018 --> 00:43:21,257
I'm not going to ruin it,
I'm just going to kill him!
831
00:43:21,258 --> 00:43:23,777
You're not the only one
with secrets, Bobby.
832
00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:27,777
You wouldn't want her to find out
the truth about you.
833
00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:32,777
That's my man!
834
00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:39,417
Hey.
835
00:43:39,418 --> 00:43:42,937
Hi.
836
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:46,937
You OK?
837
00:43:48,738 --> 00:43:52,737
I slept with A-Rab.
838
00:43:55,738 --> 00:43:59,737
Well, he's definitely not gay.
839
00:44:04,618 --> 00:44:07,897
I missed you.
840
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:11,457
I missed you too.
841
00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:15,297
I do hope that one day
842
00:44:15,298 --> 00:44:17,937
I can be an incredibly awkward
843
00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:20,897
and most definitely drunk guest
844
00:44:20,898 --> 00:44:24,897
at your civil ceremony/wedding.
845
00:44:25,138 --> 00:44:29,137
Depending on the state.
846
00:44:30,498 --> 00:44:33,777
Well, I hope that one day
847
00:44:33,778 --> 00:44:37,777
I will be able to bring my boyfriend
to your second marriage
848
00:44:38,418 --> 00:44:42,417
and make your grandparents
feel really uncomfortable.
849
00:44:45,138 --> 00:44:49,137
Deal.
850
00:44:50,178 --> 00:44:54,177
Deal.
851
00:44:57,538 --> 00:45:00,377
Ha! We're getting married!
What's the worst that could happen?
852
00:45:00,378 --> 00:45:03,497
I tell PJ everything you and Flynn
got up to last summer.
853
00:45:03,498 --> 00:45:04,457
Who really knows about it? Bobby.
854
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:05,417
Boom!
855
00:45:05,418 --> 00:45:07,657
The kids. Rachael.
856
00:45:07,658 --> 00:45:09,457
Best men do not always sleep with
bridesmaids.
857
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:10,097
Mac.
858
00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:11,497
You're doing a what in a where?
859
00:45:11,498 --> 00:45:12,497
And Pam obviously.
860
00:45:12,498 --> 00:45:13,177
That's everyone.
861
00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:14,857
Except Hope.
862
00:45:14,858 --> 00:45:17,977
What the fuck is this?!
863
00:45:17,978 --> 00:45:20,657
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the happy couple!
864
00:45:20,658 --> 00:45:22,617
What?
865
00:45:22,618 --> 00:45:26,377
It's time to choose, Kim.
Is it gonna be me or him?
866
00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,777
This is a joke, right?
867
00:45:27,778 --> 00:45:30,897
If there's anyone here who knows why
these two should not be wed,
868
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,537
let them speak now.
869
00:45:33,538 --> 00:45:37,537
Dreams don't always turn out the way
you planned.
870
00:45:37,562 --> 00:46:21,461
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