1 00:00:03,010 --> 00:00:05,979 [ Horns honking ] 2 00:00:12,153 --> 00:00:13,120 [ Gasps ] 3 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:14,621 [ Pounding ] [ screams ] 4 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:16,023 [ Body thuds ] 5 00:00:17,057 --> 00:00:19,693 Told you there was a ninth guard. 6 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:21,128 Yeah, yeah, I owe you a beer. 7 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,698 [ Sighs ] Hey. How's the curator? 8 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,300 Left wanting more. 9 00:00:27,334 --> 00:00:28,301 Oh. 10 00:00:28,335 --> 00:00:29,636 [ Monkey chittering ] 11 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:32,572 And then the one without the fur says, "get your paws off." 12 00:00:32,606 --> 00:00:34,574 No, Hardison, Hardison, Hardison. 13 00:00:34,608 --> 00:00:36,409 Uh, we're -- we're bonding. 14 00:00:36,443 --> 00:00:37,443 Hardison, no. 15 00:00:37,478 --> 00:00:38,444 Six minutes, Hardison. 16 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:40,747 Yeah. 17 00:00:40,781 --> 00:00:42,982 [ Monkey screeching ] 18 00:00:43,017 --> 00:00:44,317 Eliot: Three minutes. 19 00:00:44,351 --> 00:00:46,052 Hardison: Yeah. 20 00:00:46,086 --> 00:00:47,554 Be a lot easier if I wasn't 21 00:00:47,588 --> 00:00:49,556 Andre the giant over here in Japan. 22 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,491 I feel like I'm 6'12". 23 00:00:51,525 --> 00:00:53,706 Three minutes. I'll keep mark. 24 00:00:53,806 --> 00:00:56,208 Parker, we agreed you would stay off the comms. 25 00:00:56,279 --> 00:00:57,713 - No. - Yes. 26 00:00:57,748 --> 00:01:00,116 Look, I sprained my knee. I'm fine! 27 00:01:02,436 --> 00:01:04,237 Ohh! 28 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:05,963 [ Straining ] Totally fine. 29 00:01:06,364 --> 00:01:09,764 - The Broken Wing Job - 30 00:01:09,844 --> 00:01:12,378 Babe, sprained your knee? You tore your acl. 31 00:01:12,513 --> 00:01:16,277 Yeah. Basically, a sprained knee. 32 00:01:16,278 --> 00:01:18,078 Yeah, basically not true. 33 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,920 Look, babe, six weeks of bed rest. 34 00:01:20,054 --> 00:01:21,855 Doctor's orders. Not optional. 35 00:01:22,189 --> 00:01:24,724 And don't forget to take your pain pills, okay? 36 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,626 They make everything go wibbly-wobbly. 37 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,561 Yeah, that's how you know they're working. 38 00:01:28,596 --> 00:01:30,797 [ Sighs ] But I got to be sharp... on the edge. 39 00:01:30,831 --> 00:01:31,798 It's where I got to be. 40 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:32,999 Can't have nothing in my life 41 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,434 I can't walk away from in 30 seconds 44 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:40,473 Wait, hold up, babe, did you just quote "Heat"? 45 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:42,308 [ Chuckling ] Yeah, that's where that's from. 46 00:01:42,343 --> 00:01:44,878 Ha, watched your netflix queue... Twice. 47 00:01:45,012 --> 00:01:47,528 - Think I'm going stir-crazy. - You think? 48 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,849 [ Beeping ] 49 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:50,017 [ Electricity crackles ] 50 00:01:50,451 --> 00:01:53,420 You -- [ blows ] no, stop. 51 00:01:53,454 --> 00:01:54,587 [ Blows harder ] 52 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:56,089 Okay, uh, babe, I'm sorry. I got to go. 53 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:58,024 Mayday, mayday, mayday. [ blowing ] 54 00:01:58,058 --> 00:02:00,026 Babe, love, kisses, snuggles, 55 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,428 Other romantic verbs. 56 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:02,929 Take your pills, be nice to Amy. 57 00:02:02,963 --> 00:02:04,497 Look, we'll be fine without you. 58 00:02:04,532 --> 00:02:06,332 Stop. [ blows ] 59 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:11,304 Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of. 60 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,976 Good morning. How's the patient feeling today? 61 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,978 Less and less like a patient 62 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,647 and more and more like a prisoner. 63 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:22,182 Uh, well, hopefully, 64 00:02:22,216 --> 00:02:25,185 this will taste better than prison food. 65 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:26,953 Eh, you'd be surprised. 66 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:30,190 Best meal I ever had was in French prison. 67 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:33,193 [ Sighs ] La Sante. 68 00:02:33,227 --> 00:02:36,129 French prison, huh? How long were you in for? 69 00:02:36,163 --> 00:02:37,566 [ Speaking French ] 70 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,903 You know, we don't have to do this every day. 71 00:02:43,437 --> 00:02:45,839 Well, Hardison asked me to look after you. 72 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:48,441 And though he's your boyfriend, he is my boss, 73 00:02:48,476 --> 00:02:51,244 so, yeah, we do kind of have to do this every day. 74 00:02:51,278 --> 00:02:53,913 And, trust me, it beats dish duty. 75 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:56,516 What's this? 76 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,419 A "get well soon" bear. 77 00:02:59,453 --> 00:03:01,721 Ah. Does it do anything cool? 78 00:03:01,755 --> 00:03:04,057 Besides promote good health? [ chuckles ] 79 00:03:04,091 --> 00:03:06,059 Yeah, you know, like walk or talk or anything? 80 00:03:06,093 --> 00:03:07,594 No. 81 00:03:07,628 --> 00:03:11,498 Oh. 'cause Hardison usually builds me robot friends, so... 82 00:03:11,532 --> 00:03:15,668 Yeah, well, this one cost like 10 bucks. 83 00:03:15,703 --> 00:03:19,005 If you need anything else, I'll be right around the corner. 84 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:20,373 Thanks. 85 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:26,179 [ Sighs ] 86 00:03:28,949 --> 00:03:30,416 Woman: She was cheating, and now she's late. 87 00:03:30,451 --> 00:03:31,417 Man: It's not me. 88 00:03:31,452 --> 00:03:32,919 [ whistle blows ] 89 00:03:32,953 --> 00:03:35,922 [ Man speaking Spanish ] 90 00:03:35,956 --> 00:03:38,091 Man: A 10-year-old Metro girl was... 91 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,926 And then, this one time... [ chuckles ] 92 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,929 I know. Isn't it? 93 00:03:42,963 --> 00:03:45,265 Man #step four, then take the arm up. 94 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:46,766 Woman #2: Couple more times up. 95 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,937 Now pull it across your body. Good, good. And down. 96 00:03:50,971 --> 00:03:53,172 Man #3: Roll your dough out from the center, just like... 97 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:57,410 [ Screaming ] 98 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:59,279 [ Pills rattle ] 99 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:07,554 Oh, what? You want to choose? Okay, fine. 100 00:04:07,588 --> 00:04:09,255 But no "B.J. and the Bear" 101 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,924 And no reality dating shows... 102 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:12,525 Except "Beauty and the Geek." 103 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,560 I like that one. 104 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,763 Oh, what? You're gonna sulk now? 105 00:04:16,797 --> 00:04:18,798 Okay, fine. I'm just gonna keep choosing, then. 106 00:04:18,832 --> 00:04:20,133 [ Beep ] 107 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,902 What's this? 108 00:04:22,937 --> 00:04:25,138 Ah, brew pub. 109 00:04:25,172 --> 00:04:29,976 Didn't know I had Hardison's security-camera feed. 110 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,011 [ Indistinct conversations ] 111 00:04:41,088 --> 00:04:42,722 - Hey. - Hey. How you doing? 112 00:04:42,756 --> 00:04:43,723 All right. 113 00:04:43,757 --> 00:04:45,592 Busy, huh? God. 114 00:04:45,626 --> 00:04:46,593 Here you go, Amy. 115 00:04:46,627 --> 00:04:48,428 Aww, this is so pretty. 116 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:51,798 [ Sniffs ] I love flowers. 117 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,834 [ Beeping ] 118 00:04:56,837 --> 00:04:59,839 What have we got here? Let's see. 119 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:03,009 Hmm. [ snickers ] 120 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:04,644 Nothing is that funny. 121 00:05:04,678 --> 00:05:06,145 Am I right? 122 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:09,349 Ah. 123 00:05:11,819 --> 00:05:14,554 [ High-pitched voice ] If you leave that seat up one more time, 124 00:05:14,588 --> 00:05:16,189 I'll just scream. [ chuckles ] 125 00:05:16,223 --> 00:05:19,025 [ Deep voice ] Baby, I sometimes worry 126 00:05:19,059 --> 00:05:22,996 That I'm just too much of a man for the world and for you. 127 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,664 [ High-pitched voice ] My mother warned me about you. 128 00:05:24,698 --> 00:05:26,866 [ Deep voice ] What you don't know about your mother is, 129 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,868 she leaves the seat up, too. 130 00:05:28,902 --> 00:05:30,536 [ Gasps ] 131 00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:32,171 [ laughs ] 132 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,173 [ Normal voice ] She leaves the seat up, too, like... 133 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,842 Get it? 134 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,043 [ Snorts ] 135 00:05:37,077 --> 00:05:40,146 [ Sighs ] 136 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:42,348 Who are those guys? 137 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,984 [ Door opens ] Oh. 138 00:05:45,019 --> 00:05:47,654 Is that the brew pub? 139 00:05:47,688 --> 00:05:49,656 So this is what you do back here. 140 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:52,325 No. Maybe. [ scoffs ] 141 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:54,494 It's boring not being able to walk. 142 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:57,830 Oh? That's okay. I like to people-watch, too. 143 00:05:57,865 --> 00:05:59,866 Check it out. 144 00:06:00,935 --> 00:06:02,836 I call him sid... 145 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,738 And I call her Nancy. 146 00:06:05,272 --> 00:06:06,873 You know, like the sex pistols? 147 00:06:06,907 --> 00:06:08,141 They don't seem too happy. 148 00:06:08,175 --> 00:06:10,376 Well, Nancy thinks sid is cheating on her, 149 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,045 But she doesn't have any proof. 150 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,214 Oh, she's Juliet... 151 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,884 And he is Romeo. 152 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:19,786 Both serially single, 153 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:23,656 Braving the rough seas of internet dating. 154 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:29,929 Hey, you know, these are really good. 155 00:06:29,963 --> 00:06:31,931 No, I'm serious. These are really good. 156 00:06:31,965 --> 00:06:33,299 Trust me, I've seen some of the best. 157 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,635 Thanks. 158 00:06:35,669 --> 00:06:38,071 I wish you could tell my father that, though. 159 00:06:38,105 --> 00:06:39,605 Well, has he seen these? 160 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,942 No. He has never seen any of my artwork. 161 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:44,444 Doesn't stop him from having an opinion 162 00:06:44,478 --> 00:06:45,578 About art school, though. 163 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:47,046 What, he's not a fan? 164 00:06:47,081 --> 00:06:49,248 Not of any degree that doesn't have an "m," 165 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,450 A "b," or an "a" in it. 166 00:06:50,484 --> 00:06:53,553 He wants me to take over the family business. 167 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:54,821 And what is the family business? 168 00:06:54,855 --> 00:06:57,390 [ Scoffs ] What isn't the family business? 169 00:06:57,424 --> 00:06:58,725 Oh, you see that guy? 170 00:06:58,759 --> 00:07:02,662 He always orders the same thing every day -- 171 00:07:02,696 --> 00:07:03,663 Chicken parm. 172 00:07:03,697 --> 00:07:04,764 And then he takes one bite of it 173 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:06,065 And then sends it back to the kitchen. 174 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,400 Hmm. What a jerk. 175 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:08,735 No, no, no, no, no, no. 176 00:07:08,769 --> 00:07:10,236 It's not like that. He's never rude. 177 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:12,505 I think he's just... Sad. 178 00:07:12,539 --> 00:07:14,507 What about those two? Know anything about them? 179 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:16,509 Not much. 180 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:18,344 They're pretty pushy about where they sit, though. 181 00:07:18,378 --> 00:07:19,779 I guess they like the view. 182 00:07:19,813 --> 00:07:23,850 The bald one is "V", and the scruffy one is "K." 183 00:07:23,884 --> 00:07:24,984 What do you mean? 184 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,686 What they call each other. 185 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,187 How do they tip? 186 00:07:28,222 --> 00:07:30,923 Uh, always cash. I know that. 187 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:35,128 But... I guess they must be average tippers. 188 00:07:35,162 --> 00:07:36,963 Because you would remember if it were high or if it were low. 189 00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:38,431 Exactly. 190 00:07:38,465 --> 00:07:41,768 Yeah, I got to go make my trash run -- 191 00:07:41,802 --> 00:07:43,703 My favorite. 192 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,071 Enjoy your lunch. 193 00:07:53,914 --> 00:07:56,749 [ Sighing ] 194 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:04,357 Mm-hmm. Tuesday. 195 00:08:11,398 --> 00:08:15,601 Okay, "V" and "K", what are you up to? 196 00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:22,542 All right. 197 00:08:22,576 --> 00:08:24,343 Four coffees? 198 00:08:28,916 --> 00:08:32,218 How long have you guys been at this? 199 00:08:32,252 --> 00:08:33,252 [ Keys clacking ] 200 00:09:10,557 --> 00:09:13,860 Who are you guys? 201 00:09:13,894 --> 00:09:15,561 [ Sighs ] 202 00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:23,336 [ Marker cap pops ] 203 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:36,282 You guys picked the wrong brew pub. 204 00:09:43,869 --> 00:09:45,503 Okay, let's hear what you're talking about. 205 00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:48,406 [ Buzzer ] Aw, come on. 206 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,408 [ Sighs ] 207 00:09:50,442 --> 00:09:51,575 What? 208 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:53,411 Don't give me that look. 209 00:09:53,445 --> 00:09:54,979 What, like, it's my fault we have thieves 210 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:57,148 Running around our house and he has no audio contingencies? 211 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,582 [ Sighs ] 212 00:09:58,617 --> 00:10:00,785 [ Horn honks ] 213 00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:03,487 [ Cellphone vibrating ] 214 00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:11,028 [ Beep ] Parker. 215 00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:12,863 Parker: Hey, what are you doing? 216 00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,498 I'm waiting. 217 00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:15,833 How's the knee? 218 00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:18,169 Ah, driving me to crazy town. 219 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:20,671 Pretty much like it's on cruise control, 220 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,673 Cruising me through crazy town. 221 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,675 And you know what? Let's face it. I have way too much to do. 222 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,343 This knee -- I need to be on a bullet train 223 00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:27,545 Through crazy town. 224 00:10:27,579 --> 00:10:29,713 I don't have time to stop for gas, go to the museum. 225 00:10:29,748 --> 00:10:32,216 Parker, breathe. 226 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:37,288 Identify your limitations. Turn them to advantages. 227 00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:39,223 Okay, good. How do I do that? 228 00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,859 - Adapt. I got to go. - Wait, wait, wait. 229 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,728 Eliot -- [ beep ] 230 00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:47,064 [ Sword unsheathes ] 231 00:10:47,099 --> 00:10:48,699 [ Sighs ] 232 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,867 [ Exhales sharply ] 233 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:53,204 Okay, adapt. Adapt. 234 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:55,873 Can't use my leg... 235 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:58,008 So I'll use someone else's. 236 00:11:03,548 --> 00:11:05,516 All right. 237 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:09,019 Where are you, little buggie? 238 00:11:09,054 --> 00:11:11,021 Aha. 239 00:11:11,056 --> 00:11:12,857 Uh-huh. 240 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:15,159 Okay. 241 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,599 All right. 242 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:34,178 [ Humming ] 243 00:11:34,212 --> 00:11:36,180 Oh, no, no, no. Those are for you. 244 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:38,582 No, for table 5. 245 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:46,557 Okay. Table 5. 246 00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:50,027 Ah. Chicken parm. 247 00:11:50,061 --> 00:11:52,696 All right, I got a good feeling about today. 248 00:11:52,731 --> 00:11:53,898 [ Sighs ] 249 00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:55,566 Eat it. 250 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:59,737 Eat it, you crazy old man. 251 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:04,275 Oh, I'm sorry, miss. 252 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:05,943 No, leave her... 253 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:08,612 Could you please send this back to the kitchen? 254 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:10,447 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Is something wrong? 255 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:14,285 It's just not... right. 256 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:16,453 Sorry. 257 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:21,158 [ Indistinct conversations ] 258 00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:22,993 Focus. 259 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:26,664 Can I get you boys a refill? 260 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,098 Excuse me. 261 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:31,235 Did you see that? He's afraid to make eye contact. 262 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:33,337 Very suspicious. 263 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:35,173 It'll be headline news. 264 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:37,641 So we'll have to disappear for a few months. 265 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,543 All those zeros in my bank account 266 00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:41,645 should take the sting out of anything. 267 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,347 We'll have to be on the lookout. 268 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:45,783 Poor little guy looks thirsty. 269 00:12:45,817 --> 00:12:47,451 What? No, no, he is not thirsty. 270 00:12:47,485 --> 00:12:48,586 He's fine! 271 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:51,989 [ Crackling, buzzer ] 272 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:54,525 Ohh. 273 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:58,629 Amy, you kidding me? The water on the bug? 274 00:12:58,663 --> 00:13:00,631 Ohh. 275 00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:02,166 [ Beep ] 276 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,911 On the house. 277 00:13:19,818 --> 00:13:21,885 [ Grunting ] 278 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,222 Oh! Aah! 279 00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:27,558 Ooh. Aah. Okay. 280 00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:30,461 Oh, maybe Hardison was right about those pain pills. 281 00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:32,496 Oh. [ breathing heavily ] 282 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,304 Yeah, okay. 283 00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:43,474 All right. Okay. 284 00:13:43,508 --> 00:13:46,644 All right. All right. 285 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,245 All right. 286 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,281 [ Sighs ] 287 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:05,362 [ Indistinct conversation ] 288 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,034 [ Sighing ] 289 00:14:18,743 --> 00:14:22,212 [ Breathing heavily ] 290 00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:24,048 Ah. 291 00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:27,484 Let there be sound. 292 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,722 I got to rig this up. 293 00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:36,527 We'll bootleg off a VHF wavelength 294 00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:37,861 Reserved for truckers. 295 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,129 There's no heavy routes near this zip code, 296 00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:40,397 So we should be cool. 297 00:14:40,432 --> 00:14:43,200 What is this, amateur hour? That'll never work. 298 00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:44,702 That'll never work. 299 00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:46,003 What'd I say? 300 00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,838 Cloud cover is too low this time of year. 301 00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:51,976 We can't risk being overheard. We stick to burners. 302 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,978 Do not screw this up. 303 00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:56,247 I'm not. Geez. 304 00:14:56,281 --> 00:14:57,515 Why do you keep saying that? 305 00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,016 Because I need it to get through your thick head. 306 00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:00,384 It's gonna be fine. 307 00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:02,619 Fine ain't good enough for this. 308 00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:05,155 [ Indistinct conversations ] 309 00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:13,731 That should be enough bugs to cover the whole bar. 310 00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:16,433 As usual, chicken parm. 311 00:15:16,468 --> 00:15:19,036 Wait for it. 312 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:22,973 Mm-hmm. 313 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:26,810 Wait for it. 314 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,481 [ Sighs ] yep. Same as always. 315 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,983 Don't get you. 316 00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,151 [ Beep ] 317 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,757 Hmm. 318 00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:49,032 All right. So, we're gonna be here. 319 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,601 What is that? 320 00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:51,702 About 20 minutes to the freeway. 321 00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:53,303 Looks straightforward enough. 322 00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:55,472 Quick, clean, and we're out. 323 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:56,940 Set for life. 324 00:15:56,975 --> 00:15:59,309 Did you order yet? Come on, move. 325 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,344 Ooh. Ah. 326 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:04,948 Whatever. 327 00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:07,317 [ Beeping ] 328 00:16:07,352 --> 00:16:09,653 Hey, that's our corner they circled. 329 00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:17,127 Okay, so... what's the target? 330 00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:21,465 Bank... Pawnshop? 331 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,668 The jewelry store. 332 00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:27,838 [ Keys clacking ] 333 00:16:27,872 --> 00:16:29,173 [ Sighs ] 334 00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,008 They're pretty pushy about where they sit, though. 335 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,743 I guess they like the view. 336 00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:35,379 So, that's why you like the view. 337 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:39,149 You're casing the jewelry store across the street. 338 00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:42,986 Whoa. You brought a gun? 339 00:16:43,021 --> 00:16:44,521 To my bar? 340 00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:46,275 Ah. 341 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,278 Okay. 342 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,945 Clone! 343 00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:53,784 Clonus clonius! 344 00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,118 [ Sighs ] 345 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:56,453 [ Beep ] 346 00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:58,522 I did what you taught me. It's still not working. 347 00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:00,523 Remind me again. Why are we building a pinch phone? 348 00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:01,657 You're supposed to be resting. 349 00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:02,859 It's a long story. 350 00:17:02,894 --> 00:17:04,226 Okay, look, babe, I'm on. 351 00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:06,963 Did you remember to solder the green wires together, 352 00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:08,799 Clear the system cache, flush the B.I.O.S. memory? 353 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:13,003 Yep, yep, and, uh, no. 354 00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,337 [ beeping ] 355 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:15,505 Ah! 356 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,307 It worked! Ah! You're the best. 357 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,742 You know how I do, baby. Got to go. 358 00:17:23,281 --> 00:17:27,117 [ Applause ] 359 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,721 Okay, you want me to what, now? 360 00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:33,723 Those guys are gonna rob this store, right? 361 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:34,724 Which is fine. 362 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:36,025 I don't mind robbers 363 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,695 Who aren't robbing me or my friends or kids or... 364 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,398 But they brought a gun to the party, 365 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:42,898 And that changes all the rules. 366 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:45,268 This doohickey will send me the data from their phones 367 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:47,737 so we can figure out what their plans are and stop them. 368 00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:48,871 They have a gun. 369 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,807 We don't stop them. We call the police. 370 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:53,243 No cops. No cops. 371 00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:54,578 That will actually increase the chances 372 00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:56,813 of people getting hurt. 373 00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:58,849 Uh, how? 374 00:17:58,883 --> 00:18:01,017 Because seeing a uniform in the middle of stealing something 375 00:18:01,052 --> 00:18:02,686 could cause you to panic, make bad decisions. 376 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,654 And how do you know so much about this again? 377 00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:07,824 I... read blogs... Amy. 378 00:18:07,859 --> 00:18:09,493 We don't need cops. 379 00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:12,295 We don't need anyone, especially if they don't need us! 380 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,030 Then we really don't need them. 381 00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,866 [ Chuckling ] We? 382 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,034 Okay, up until now, it's been me taking orders, 383 00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:20,036 and suddenly we're a "we"? 384 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,572 [ Sighs ] Okay. 385 00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:25,909 Look, I know I've been a little bit bossy, 386 00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:29,646 but I really hate this... 387 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,016 Asking-for-help thing. 388 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,018 But I really do need your help. 389 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:38,621 [ Sighs ] What -- why should I? 390 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:41,925 Because that's what you do. I've seen your résumé. 391 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,226 Volunteer work, charity efforts. 392 00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,494 Of all the people who work here, 393 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,797 do you think Hardison really picked you at random? 394 00:18:47,831 --> 00:18:50,634 No. He knew you were one of us. 395 00:18:50,668 --> 00:18:51,635 Okay, "one of us"? 396 00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:52,936 What does that mean -- "one of us"? 397 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,305 People who have to help. 398 00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:58,340 [ Sighs ] 399 00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:04,614 Just... push this button here or whatever? 400 00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:06,282 Yeah, just get on right up to their table, 401 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:08,284 And press the button. 402 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,686 [ Sighs ] 403 00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:14,391 Okay, I got to ask. 404 00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:15,724 Is any of this illegal? 405 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,594 [ Scoffs ] Absolutely not. 406 00:19:17,628 --> 00:19:18,895 Okay. 407 00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:23,733 [ Sighs ] 408 00:19:23,768 --> 00:19:25,302 You can do this. 409 00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:28,838 I can do this. 410 00:19:28,873 --> 00:19:32,642 [ Indistinct conversations ] 411 00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:35,378 How about a warm-up? 412 00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:38,581 Oh! Sorry. 413 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:44,087 I got it. 414 00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:52,061 [ Beep ] 415 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:54,764 That-a-girl. 416 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,433 [ Beeping ] 417 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,935 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening? 418 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,302 Everybody's phones... 419 00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:02,305 [ beeping ] 420 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,875 Uh, maybe just a quick peek. 421 00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:10,213 Okay, Sid, let's see if you really are cheating on Nancy. 422 00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:12,816 [ Gasps ] Oh, that's not Nancy. 423 00:20:12,849 --> 00:20:14,317 Ew. Sid. 424 00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:17,487 I knew it! You're such a dog! 425 00:20:17,521 --> 00:20:19,155 Hmm. [ keys clacking ] 426 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:22,025 Juliet. 427 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,162 Woman: I was excited you picked this place. 428 00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:27,664 Huh. 429 00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:30,333 And Romeo. 430 00:20:30,368 --> 00:20:35,005 Did you know that you both love Daft Punk and play the violin? 431 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,440 Hmm. Chicken parm. 432 00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,012 Voice mails. 433 00:20:42,046 --> 00:20:43,980 Larry: Hi, James. It's Larry at the hospital. 434 00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:46,483 "James." [ scoffs ] It's chicken parm. 435 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,985 We, uh -- we just heard about Emma. 436 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,987 My God, I'm so sorry. 437 00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:52,989 We're all so sorry. 438 00:20:54,558 --> 00:20:58,360 Hey, James, it's me. Uh, just checking in. 439 00:20:58,396 --> 00:21:01,031 If there's anything you need, just call, okay? 440 00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:03,199 The service was beautiful. 441 00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:05,268 I just wanted to let you know, 442 00:21:05,302 --> 00:21:07,771 We shifted your surgeries to Dr. Phillips, 443 00:21:07,805 --> 00:21:10,473 But we could really use you back here, buddy. 444 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,080 [ sighs ] 445 00:21:17,114 --> 00:21:19,182 Hmm. [ door opens ] 446 00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:21,184 Did it work? Oh, yeah. 447 00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:22,585 Whoa. Uh-huh. 448 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:25,722 All right, so we've got no voice mails, no e-mails, 449 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:28,291 No photos, but there is a lot of texting, 450 00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:30,726 Especially from this one person named "O." 451 00:21:30,761 --> 00:21:33,430 What about all the numbers? I don't know. 452 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:36,566 At first, I thought it was some sort of transliteration code, 453 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,635 But nothing obvious is sticking out as a match. 454 00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:40,904 And they switch to English every time they order coffee. 455 00:21:40,938 --> 00:21:43,740 Oh, that's what the coffees are for. 456 00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:45,709 The "V" guy always leaves, takes two coffees to go, 457 00:21:45,743 --> 00:21:47,310 And walks them somewhere. 458 00:21:47,345 --> 00:21:48,978 Where? 459 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,213 I-I don't know. 460 00:21:50,246 --> 00:21:52,782 I mean, I've never really thought about it until now. 461 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,416 [ Beep ] 462 00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:56,086 Oh, oh, excuse me. 463 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,253 What? 464 00:21:57,288 --> 00:21:59,422 Ugh. Ohh, ohh, ohh, ooh. Ow. 465 00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:01,466 [ Sighs ] 466 00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:03,379 What are you doing? 467 00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:04,860 [ Sighing ] 468 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,534 Not me. 469 00:22:11,569 --> 00:22:13,235 You. 470 00:22:21,712 --> 00:22:23,913 [ Beep ] 471 00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:35,692 Two coffees to go. Thanks, guys. 472 00:22:44,735 --> 00:22:47,570 Good job. 473 00:22:49,139 --> 00:22:50,273 Okay, wait. 474 00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:52,775 If this is us and that's them, 475 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:57,614 Then are they where I think they are? 476 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:14,230 [ Sighing ] 477 00:23:37,253 --> 00:23:38,721 V: I'll see you. 478 00:23:41,058 --> 00:23:46,195 Yeah, so, there's a getaway van parked in the alley. 479 00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:47,730 How do you know that's what it is? 480 00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:51,334 Intuition. 481 00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:53,002 Oh, that's what the numbers are! 482 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:56,139 They're timing splits, like in track and field. 483 00:23:56,173 --> 00:24:00,043 I was a miler for like five minutes at St. Tristan's prep -- 484 00:24:00,077 --> 00:24:01,177 In high school. 485 00:24:01,212 --> 00:24:03,913 Okay, divide a distance into legs. See? 486 00:24:03,947 --> 00:24:07,450 Each number is accumulated time at the end of each leg, 487 00:24:07,485 --> 00:24:10,420 So the first leg is 2 minutes and 10 seconds, 488 00:24:10,454 --> 00:24:12,555 And the second leg is 60 seconds, 489 00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:15,724 Which means the total time now is 3 minutes and 10. 490 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:17,226 What's the first number? 491 00:24:17,261 --> 00:24:19,863 I don't know. I've never seen that before. 492 00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:22,465 Oh, shoot, I got to go make the trash run. 493 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,400 I'll be right back. No, wait. 494 00:24:24,435 --> 00:24:28,304 Garbage truck comes at 2:30 every day, right? Right. 495 00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:31,773 What if that's not the only truck on a schedule? 496 00:24:31,809 --> 00:24:33,943 [ Sighs ] 497 00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:40,116 First number is clock time. 498 00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:43,219 Every day at 2:30 P.M., an armored truck pulls up. 499 00:24:43,253 --> 00:24:45,388 Moving cash from store to truck, always a weak point. 500 00:24:45,422 --> 00:24:47,456 That's when and where these guys are gonna strike. 501 00:24:47,491 --> 00:24:49,791 [ Beep ] 502 00:24:50,016 --> 00:24:52,516 In other words... right now. 503 00:24:54,908 --> 00:24:56,742 [ indistinct conversation ] 504 00:24:56,877 --> 00:24:58,208 What's happening? 505 00:24:58,609 --> 00:25:00,879 I don't know. Truck's here. 506 00:25:00,914 --> 00:25:02,714 They're bird-dogging. 507 00:25:02,749 --> 00:25:04,696 That's it. 508 00:25:04,751 --> 00:25:06,418 60 seconds. We got to move. 509 00:25:06,453 --> 00:25:07,887 Ow! Ow, ow, oh! Ugh, ugh, ow. 510 00:25:07,921 --> 00:25:09,155 Oh. I'm fine. 511 00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:11,290 I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it. I'm fine. Ugh! 512 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,593 Oh! Okay, tell me. 513 00:25:14,627 --> 00:25:15,627 Tell you what? 514 00:25:15,662 --> 00:25:17,029 You know what to do, 515 00:25:17,063 --> 00:25:19,498 And I know how to walk. No offense. 516 00:25:19,532 --> 00:25:21,066 So let me be your legs. 517 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,202 It could get scary in there. 518 00:25:23,236 --> 00:25:25,037 I get it. 519 00:25:26,606 --> 00:25:28,607 Okay. 520 00:25:29,943 --> 00:25:34,246 V: We'll go over it another thousand times if I say so. 521 00:25:34,281 --> 00:25:37,216 'cause we have one shot. Just relax, man. 522 00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:41,920 Man: Here you go. 523 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,126 You guys want to sit at the bar? 524 00:25:53,933 --> 00:25:55,567 Don't tell me that's not you. 525 00:25:55,602 --> 00:25:57,236 Keep your voice down. Why? 526 00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,571 You don't want everyone knowing what a cheating bastard you are? 527 00:25:59,606 --> 00:26:02,407 Come on, look, just 'cause somebody sent you a photo, 528 00:26:02,442 --> 00:26:03,408 That doesn't mean -- 529 00:26:03,443 --> 00:26:04,576 - You! - Doesn't mean -- 530 00:26:04,611 --> 00:26:06,478 You sent me the photo. 531 00:26:09,449 --> 00:26:12,284 [ Beeping ] 532 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,721 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 533 00:26:15,755 --> 00:26:18,624 Who were you trying to send it to -- your buddies, her? 534 00:26:18,658 --> 00:26:20,859 If you want people to see it so badly, 535 00:26:20,894 --> 00:26:22,961 how about we post it on the internet? 536 00:26:22,996 --> 00:26:24,997 [ Chuckling ] Oh, come on. Give me the phone. 537 00:26:25,031 --> 00:26:26,765 Give me the phone. 538 00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:28,300 Give me the phone! 539 00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:31,169 Oh, my God! 540 00:26:31,204 --> 00:26:32,471 Oh, my God, I am so sorry! 541 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:33,472 It's okay. 542 00:26:33,506 --> 00:26:35,207 No, please, please, let me -- Let me get something to 543 00:26:35,241 --> 00:26:37,976 - clean it up, please. - It's fine. 544 00:26:38,011 --> 00:26:39,945 Look, I swear to God, babe, it's not me. 545 00:26:39,979 --> 00:26:44,116 - It's not me! - Don't you ever touch me again. 546 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:46,818 Babe! What -- huh? 547 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:55,827 [ Sighs ] 548 00:26:55,862 --> 00:26:59,364 [ Beeping ] 549 00:26:59,399 --> 00:27:01,099 [ Door opens ] 550 00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:04,036 [ Sighs ] 551 00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:06,471 Well, good news is, they're properly flummoxed. 552 00:27:06,506 --> 00:27:08,207 But bad news is, we have to wait 24 hours 553 00:27:08,241 --> 00:27:10,299 - and we got to do it again. - Wait a second. 554 00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:12,300 You didn't say anything about them coming back. 555 00:27:12,679 --> 00:27:14,046 Well, of course we want them to come back. 556 00:27:14,081 --> 00:27:15,714 How else are we gonna catch them? 557 00:27:15,849 --> 00:27:17,449 W-we don't. We're gonna call the cops. 558 00:27:17,483 --> 00:27:19,117 Normally, I would agree with you, 559 00:27:19,152 --> 00:27:21,787 But what we've been doing here -- not super legal. 560 00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:23,255 Oh, I knew it! 561 00:27:23,289 --> 00:27:26,325 Just think of it as more charity work. 562 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,960 Okay, but my other charity work 563 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:30,062 Doesn't involve having a gun pointed at me. 564 00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:32,197 Exactly. That's what I'm saying. 565 00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:34,333 Oh, you meant that as a bad thing. 566 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:37,169 [ Sighs ] You're really serious. 567 00:27:37,203 --> 00:27:38,904 You think we can do this. 568 00:27:38,938 --> 00:27:40,005 I do. 569 00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:41,039 [ Sighs ] 570 00:27:41,074 --> 00:27:43,275 Look, these guys aren't that good, 571 00:27:43,309 --> 00:27:45,644 Which is actually another reason why we should do this, 572 00:27:45,678 --> 00:27:47,946 'cause sooner or later, they're gonna make a mistake. 573 00:27:47,981 --> 00:27:49,781 Someone's gonna get hurt. 574 00:27:49,816 --> 00:27:53,485 Look, if we don't catch them, we're letting that happen. 575 00:27:57,423 --> 00:27:59,691 [ Sighing ] 576 00:27:59,726 --> 00:28:02,928 So, what's the plan? 577 00:28:05,631 --> 00:28:07,766 Yeah, and I know you're really busy, 578 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,235 But this part is really your kind of thing 579 00:28:10,269 --> 00:28:12,237 More than it is my kind of thing. 580 00:28:12,271 --> 00:28:14,940 So, I mean, how would you handle these thieves? 581 00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:16,775 Nate: Sorry, Parker, you're breaking up. 582 00:28:16,809 --> 00:28:17,943 Who's jeeves? 583 00:28:17,977 --> 00:28:20,278 - Uh, thieves. - Bees? 584 00:28:20,313 --> 00:28:21,980 No! Thieves! 585 00:28:22,015 --> 00:28:23,615 Listen, Parker, whatever it is, 586 00:28:23,649 --> 00:28:25,751 I'm sure you'll figure it out. I have faith in you. 587 00:28:25,785 --> 00:28:27,253 So, I mean, what -- [ beep ] 588 00:28:27,287 --> 00:28:28,354 How's she doing? 589 00:28:28,388 --> 00:28:30,556 Apparently, dealing with some thieves. 590 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:34,059 Aw, baby bird is learning how to fly. 591 00:28:34,094 --> 00:28:38,397 Oh. This place certainly served us well. 592 00:28:38,931 --> 00:28:40,465 Yes, it did. 593 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:44,169 Go ahead. Light it. 594 00:28:48,975 --> 00:28:51,476 Are you sure? 595 00:28:59,452 --> 00:29:02,821 Armored truck pulls up, thieves hit it. 596 00:29:02,856 --> 00:29:05,157 Getaway van is in the alley. 597 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:08,661 Fastest way to the alley -- our pub. 598 00:29:08,695 --> 00:29:11,463 That's what the splits are for. 599 00:29:11,498 --> 00:29:14,800 First split is from the truck to our front door. 600 00:29:17,304 --> 00:29:19,438 Second split is the time it takes 601 00:29:19,472 --> 00:29:21,307 to get through the restaurant. 602 00:29:23,476 --> 00:29:26,344 All right, gonna need tables here, here, and here. 603 00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:27,712 But don't seat anyone at them. 604 00:29:27,747 --> 00:29:30,048 We just want to slow them down, not get someone hurt. 605 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:31,817 Right, I'll just tell them we're short on servers. 606 00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:33,685 We do it all the time when we don't feel like working. 607 00:29:33,719 --> 00:29:36,688 And you're dating the boss. 608 00:29:36,722 --> 00:29:37,689 [ Chuckles ] 609 00:29:37,723 --> 00:29:39,324 You guys think of him as the boss? 610 00:29:39,358 --> 00:29:41,827 Well, yeah, because that's what he is. 611 00:29:41,861 --> 00:29:43,795 Yeah, guess so. 612 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:46,131 Is he a good boss? Do you -- you guys like him? 613 00:29:46,165 --> 00:29:48,033 What, are you kidding? He's awesome. 614 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:49,868 But don't take this the wrong way. 615 00:29:49,902 --> 00:29:51,736 He is way too smart for this place. 616 00:29:51,771 --> 00:29:53,071 I agree. 617 00:29:53,106 --> 00:29:55,286 He's the smartest man I've ever met, 618 00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:57,855 And I've known some very smart men. 619 00:29:57,877 --> 00:29:59,511 And I asked you about a brother, right? 620 00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:01,013 Twice. 621 00:30:01,547 --> 00:30:04,015 Oh, we should sit Romeo and Juliet together 622 00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:06,351 And see what happens. 623 00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:09,688 Oh, my God. That's genius! 624 00:30:09,722 --> 00:30:11,189 [ Sighs ] 625 00:30:11,224 --> 00:30:12,324 It is? 626 00:30:12,358 --> 00:30:16,328 No, no, not what you said. What I thought of. 627 00:30:16,362 --> 00:30:19,264 But inspired by what you said. 628 00:30:22,265 --> 00:30:24,865 So, you're going to set up Romeo and Juliet with each other? 629 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,726 No. I have an even better match. 630 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:33,365 [ Indistinct conversations ] 631 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,144 Here you are. Two coffees to go. 632 00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:50,515 Here you go. 633 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:53,352 All right, drink up. 2:30, all right? 634 00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:55,187 You guys be ready. Cool? 635 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,355 You got it. 636 00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:58,123 Go ahead. See you soon. 637 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,591 Hey. I want to make the trash run early 638 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,927 So I don't miss the you-know-what. You have any? 639 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,096 No, but hurry back, 'cause look who just showed up. 640 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,765 Romeo and Juliet's dates. 641 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:08,433 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hi. 642 00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:09,768 - How are you? - I think you're looking for me. 643 00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:11,203 - I'm Howard. Nice to meet you. - I'm Olivia. 644 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,871 - Nice to meet you, too. - Have a seat. 645 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,239 2:30 sharp! 646 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:29,604 [ Beep ] 647 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,040 No, no, no. No "go." 648 00:31:32,075 --> 00:31:33,542 No "go." you're 20 minutes early. 649 00:31:33,576 --> 00:31:34,876 Ow! 650 00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:37,379 Oh! Oh, ow. Ugh. 651 00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:40,215 Ugh. Ugh! 652 00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:43,485 [ Breathing heavily ] 653 00:32:06,409 --> 00:32:08,143 He wants me to run the family business. 654 00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:09,411 And what is the family business? 655 00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:11,980 [ Scoffs ] What isn't the family business? 656 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,349 [ Breathing heavily ] 657 00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:22,023 Her father's worth a billion dollars. 658 00:32:26,896 --> 00:32:28,230 Let's watch it. 659 00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:37,372 It's not a robbery. It's a kidnapping. 660 00:32:37,407 --> 00:32:39,508 Amy. 661 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,676 No! No! 662 00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:45,680 No! Let me go! Let me go! 663 00:32:45,715 --> 00:32:48,016 No! No! 664 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,552 No! No! No! 665 00:32:52,955 --> 00:32:55,524 What the hell?! 666 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,526 Hey, "O"! What, long night? 667 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,728 No, something else. 668 00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:02,197 And don't forget to take your pain pills, okay? 669 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,433 They make everything go wibbly-wobbly. 670 00:33:08,971 --> 00:33:11,106 Screw them. They get left behind. 671 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,742 [ Pounding ] Help! Help! 672 00:33:13,776 --> 00:33:16,912 Somebody call the police! 673 00:33:16,946 --> 00:33:19,915 [ Engine turns over ] 674 00:33:19,949 --> 00:33:21,416 Shh, shh! 675 00:33:21,451 --> 00:33:23,185 [ Whimpering ] 676 00:33:26,289 --> 00:33:28,323 Let's go. 677 00:33:29,992 --> 00:33:31,293 [ Grunts ] 678 00:33:31,327 --> 00:33:33,295 Hey, let's just get out of here, man. 679 00:33:33,329 --> 00:33:36,765 Not without the girl. 680 00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:39,434 [ Sobbing ] 681 00:33:39,469 --> 00:33:40,936 Oh, my God. 682 00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:44,606 It's okay. It's all right. You're safe now, okay? 683 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,774 [ Sighs ] 684 00:33:45,808 --> 00:33:47,108 Just maybe next time, 685 00:33:47,143 --> 00:33:49,878 Mention that the family business is multinational. 686 00:33:51,981 --> 00:33:53,915 [ Alarm ringing ] 687 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:57,152 [ Exhales sharply ] 688 00:33:57,186 --> 00:33:59,254 Is that the fire alarm? What is that? 689 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:03,592 Woman: That's the fire alarm. Everyone outside. 690 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:06,294 Keep moving. Let's go. Come on. 691 00:34:06,329 --> 00:34:07,762 Whoa! Hey, hi. 692 00:34:08,898 --> 00:34:12,601 She's Juliet, and he is Romeo. 693 00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:14,035 Thank you. 694 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,671 I should have probably let your date do that. 695 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,640 How did you know he was here with me? 696 00:34:18,674 --> 00:34:20,308 I notice things. 697 00:34:20,343 --> 00:34:21,643 About me? 698 00:34:21,677 --> 00:34:23,345 Who wouldn't? 699 00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:25,680 Come on. 700 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,282 Come on. 701 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:30,552 Woman: Keep moving. Don't panic. 702 00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:32,954 Hey, guys, come on. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 703 00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,523 Whoa. Gun. 704 00:34:34,557 --> 00:34:37,058 [ Gun cocks ] Portland P.D. 705 00:34:37,093 --> 00:34:38,527 Drop your gun. 706 00:34:38,561 --> 00:34:40,529 You gonna set them up with each other? 707 00:34:40,563 --> 00:34:41,830 No. 708 00:34:41,864 --> 00:34:45,033 I have an even better match. 709 00:34:46,536 --> 00:34:48,770 Stay where you are. 710 00:34:50,273 --> 00:34:52,073 Check the alley. Call for backup. 711 00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:54,643 I've got these guys. 712 00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:57,812 Man: Dispatch, we need backup. 713 00:34:57,847 --> 00:34:59,748 Stay where you are! 714 00:34:59,782 --> 00:35:02,350 Stay where you are. I will shoot. 715 00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:07,022 Aah! Oh! 716 00:35:07,056 --> 00:35:09,157 Lock the door. 717 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,158 [ Sobbing ] 718 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:11,626 Hey, you, move! 719 00:35:17,266 --> 00:35:18,733 - Stay where you are! - Oh, hey, I'm just a doctor. 720 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:20,235 I'm just a doctor. I'm not leaving. 721 00:35:20,269 --> 00:35:22,203 Let me just get -- just get to her. 722 00:35:22,238 --> 00:35:23,572 Just -- it's okay. 723 00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:26,374 I'm just gonna be right -- right here. 724 00:35:26,409 --> 00:35:27,442 Okay, all right. 725 00:35:27,476 --> 00:35:29,778 I'm a doctor. It's gonna be okay. 726 00:35:29,812 --> 00:35:31,346 Why don't you help me, there. 727 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:35,517 [ Whispering ] 728 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,018 Cop's locked out. 729 00:35:37,053 --> 00:35:38,520 We got three minutes, four, tops. 730 00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:39,854 We got to find her fast. 731 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:41,389 We ought to... 732 00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:45,594 [ beeping ] 733 00:36:01,644 --> 00:36:04,813 I think I know how this thing went sideways. 734 00:36:10,286 --> 00:36:12,854 What does that mean? 735 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,879 It means things are about to get a whole lot worse. 736 00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:26,378 What the hell's going on? 737 00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:28,747 Shut up! 738 00:36:29,983 --> 00:36:31,984 You think that scares us?! 739 00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:34,119 You're in way over your head! 740 00:36:35,322 --> 00:36:37,289 [ Grunting ] 741 00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:38,290 "K"! 742 00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:40,159 "K"? 743 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,001 [ Gunshots ] 744 00:36:49,035 --> 00:36:50,502 Aah! [ gun thuds ] 745 00:37:08,121 --> 00:37:10,189 Aah! 746 00:37:10,223 --> 00:37:11,223 Parker! 747 00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:13,826 Aah! 748 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,203 [ Breathing heavily ] 749 00:37:28,641 --> 00:37:29,608 - Thank you. - Yeah. Okay. 750 00:37:29,642 --> 00:37:30,776 You're welcome. 751 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,978 Hey. Hey, wait. 752 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:38,283 What? 753 00:37:38,318 --> 00:37:41,520 I'm gloating. 754 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,105 Nice to see you today. 755 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:01,106 How are you doing? 756 00:38:01,141 --> 00:38:03,776 Good. Regular spot? 757 00:38:03,810 --> 00:38:05,277 Yeah. Where is everybody? 758 00:38:05,311 --> 00:38:06,812 Eh, slow day. 759 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:09,982 I'll get you some water. I'll be right back. 760 00:38:10,016 --> 00:38:11,350 Thank you. 761 00:38:18,091 --> 00:38:19,925 [ Sighs ] 762 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:28,901 Do I know you? 763 00:38:28,935 --> 00:38:30,769 Oh, I, uh, work in the back. 764 00:38:30,804 --> 00:38:34,006 I was here the other day when you saved that cop's life. 765 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,307 Just glad I was here. 766 00:38:35,341 --> 00:38:36,975 Well, foof. 767 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:39,978 I'm sure that cop's happy we serve a chicken parma. 768 00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:41,447 Yeah. [ chuckles ] 769 00:38:41,481 --> 00:38:43,782 I guess I order a lot of that. 770 00:38:43,817 --> 00:38:46,452 Yeah, you do. 771 00:38:46,486 --> 00:38:48,954 Um, you know, something tells me there's a story to that. 772 00:38:48,988 --> 00:38:51,957 Mm, my wife... 773 00:38:51,991 --> 00:38:54,460 Before... 774 00:38:54,494 --> 00:38:57,296 Even at her sickest, she'd make it for me. 775 00:38:57,330 --> 00:39:01,300 She insisted. 776 00:39:01,334 --> 00:39:07,005 Said, uh, making me happy made her feel better. 777 00:39:08,575 --> 00:39:12,211 Well, she would have been proud of you... 778 00:39:12,245 --> 00:39:14,680 The way you stepped up the other day. 779 00:39:14,714 --> 00:39:17,950 Hmm. Thank you. 780 00:39:17,984 --> 00:39:20,619 You know what we're gonna do? 781 00:39:20,653 --> 00:39:24,356 We are gonna find you a new favorite dish. 782 00:39:24,390 --> 00:39:26,391 What do you say? 783 00:39:26,426 --> 00:39:30,762 Whoa. [ chuckles ] sheesh. Whoa. 784 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:33,732 Well, thank you. 785 00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:37,236 No fish. 786 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:39,071 I don't like fish. 787 00:39:39,105 --> 00:39:40,372 Man: Okay, no problem. 788 00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:43,675 To new friends, new food, and no fish. 789 00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:45,544 No fish. No fish. 790 00:39:45,578 --> 00:39:47,880 [ Chuckles ] 791 00:39:47,914 --> 00:39:50,549 Mmm. Start with Eliot's chili. It's the best. 792 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:51,884 Can we have some silverware? 793 00:39:51,918 --> 00:39:53,719 There you go. 794 00:39:53,753 --> 00:39:57,389 [ Screaming ] 795 00:39:57,423 --> 00:39:59,925 [ Zombies grunting ] 796 00:39:59,959 --> 00:40:02,094 [ Screaming ] 797 00:40:02,128 --> 00:40:03,495 [ Zombie snarls ] 798 00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:05,497 Can't believe that snow monkey didn't bite you. 799 00:40:05,532 --> 00:40:06,999 Told you, man, we connected. 800 00:40:07,033 --> 00:40:08,333 No, he hated you. 801 00:40:08,368 --> 00:40:10,836 I think you're thinking of emperor akihito and you. 802 00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:12,037 He didn't hate me. 803 00:40:12,071 --> 00:40:14,540 He just didn't want me around his granddaughter. 804 00:40:14,574 --> 00:40:15,607 Shocking. 805 00:40:15,642 --> 00:40:17,776 [ Screaming ] 806 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:19,945 [ Beep ] 807 00:40:19,979 --> 00:40:21,713 Hey. You guys remember Amy? 808 00:40:21,748 --> 00:40:24,016 Hardison: What's up? Hi. 809 00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:26,518 Hey, babe. 810 00:40:27,787 --> 00:40:30,189 So, how was Japan? 811 00:40:30,223 --> 00:40:31,356 You know, boring. 812 00:40:31,391 --> 00:40:32,524 Japan. 813 00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:34,259 Boring. Japan was Japan. 814 00:40:34,294 --> 00:40:35,427 Sophie: Nothing really going on. 815 00:40:35,461 --> 00:40:37,696 How were things here? 816 00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:39,231 Fine. Same. Boring. 817 00:40:39,265 --> 00:40:40,432 [ Scoffs ] 818 00:40:40,466 --> 00:40:41,767 Like Japan. 819 00:40:41,801 --> 00:40:44,469 You know, I don't believe you. 820 00:40:44,504 --> 00:40:47,139 And, you, you're a part of this. 821 00:40:47,173 --> 00:40:50,209 See this -- all this? 822 00:40:50,243 --> 00:40:51,944 It's not just any zombie movie. 823 00:40:51,978 --> 00:40:55,214 This the original zombie movie. 824 00:40:55,248 --> 00:40:57,649 Babe, it's on Blu-ray. How is it possible to be bored? 825 00:40:57,684 --> 00:40:58,817 You know what we're gonna do? 826 00:40:58,851 --> 00:41:00,419 We're watching this from the beginning, 827 00:41:00,453 --> 00:41:02,087 Because, obviously, you're doing something wrong. 828 00:41:02,121 --> 00:41:03,288 I'm in. 829 00:41:03,323 --> 00:41:04,823 Sure. [ sighs ] why not? 830 00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:07,292 Maybe a little more popcorn? 831 00:41:07,327 --> 00:41:08,627 I'll get some. 832 00:41:13,248 --> 00:41:15,548 Nice job while we were away.