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Previously on Weeds.

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Your foundation was granted a license

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to operate a facility
for the homeless of this county.

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Make room, everyone. This is Monica.

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All right, who's next?

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I'm from the future.

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I can't see very well.

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- What do I do?
- Pull over!

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License and registration, please.

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I made a horrible decision.

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Hi, I'm Jo. I'm Andy's wife.

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Didn't you date a rabbi?

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Yael. Yael, Yael, Yael.

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She was a rabbinical teacher.

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The future is not in dispensaries.

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I want to open something bright.

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We offer one brand, our brand,

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like MILF, that you grow.

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Can you still get your seedlings
from the lab?

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I was fired yesterday.

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Not ideal. Well, we'll go elsewhere.

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Elsewhere?

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Hi!

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I should have gone to Conrad's with her.
I'd have convinced him.

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No! It's better she went alone,
considering their history.

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Is there anyone on this planet
that woman has not slept with?

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- Sorry.
- No, it's fine.

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I'm completely onto other things,
great things.

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- Joanna.
- Joanna?

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Your wife.

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Her? No, no. I'm talking about Yael.

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Yael of rabbinical school.

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Yael of sharp tongue and eyebrows,
like the throwing blades of the Mossad.

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That's why you tagged along,
to bone some ex-girlfriend?

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Not just bone. I'm a get her.

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There's a reason that you need MILF seeds
and Conrad moved to Agrestic.

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It's all part of a bigger plan.

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It's called Regrestic now.

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Yes, it's a repressive, soulless,
brown recluse-infested hell-scape,

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but I was on a trajectory here,

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and I think there's a possibility
that journey was taking me,

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cowed and limping, back to her,
back to Yael.

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You're losing it.

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Or maybe I'm finding it.

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Do you guys have a restroom?

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And I'm thinking maybe your journey here
wasn't finished, either.

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Please, aside from my pot strain,
there's nothing back here for me.

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Hello? Excuse me.

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See. Bigger plan.

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Here's Stevie. He's at soccer camp.

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We think he might go pro next year.

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He's cute. I don't have any MILF, okay?

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I don't have any MILF seeds.
I don't have any MILF cuttings.

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And I don't believe you.

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I've been out of the game for a year.
You could have saved yourself a trip.

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I know you worked for Heylia
until a year ago.

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And I know you.

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Yes, no. Things have changed.
I'm in the health game now.

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- Health game?
- That's right, juice cleanses.

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Got a hook-up with an organic fruit farm
out in Temecula.

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Profit margins are unbelievable.

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I want you to grow for me.

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We've got this classic detox line.
It's just basically cayenne and aloe vera.

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- Grow for me.
- Or the root program.

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Now, the root program's easy.

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All it is, is carrots,
beets, added chlorophyll.

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- We were good together.
- Yes, listen.

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Here's the funny thing, okay?

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The liver does an incredible job
of eliminating toxins,

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so basically these women
are paying me $300

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to deliver wishes to their house
every morning.

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You have some, don't you? Seeds.

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It didn't matter. Even if
I did, what would I...

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No, no, no! Because, no, no, now listen,

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I am done with grow houses.
I'm not making that mistake again!

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- You let me worry about where.
- No, don't worry about shit!

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- MILF doesn't even grow back east.
- No, I'm not listening.

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Something about the solar?
Yes, yes, yes...

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I'm not listening. No!

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Nancy!

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Hi, Pam.

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Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in at least a year.

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Maybe a little longer than that.

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Sorry, memory's fuzzy
from the shock treatments.

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Good news, the sex addiction is gone.

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You and Celia are so cliquey,
I never see you anymore.

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- Are you coming to the wedding?
- What wedding?

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There you are. You have to write checks
to the caterer, the cake lady...

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Hi, are you the harpist?

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Excuse me, Mr. Conrad,
they need to measure your inseam.

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No problem, Lupita. I'll be...

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- My wedding.
- Our wedding.

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Driving a known drug vehicle
with a busted windshield?

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I was just trying to impress my girlfriend.

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We know about the scam at the impound lot.

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I don't know anything about a scam.

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We have the names.
Testify, incident expunged.

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Or you take the auto-theft charge
and you do some time.

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I've seen your file, Botwin.
You could be a star on the force.

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You're just gonna throw it away?
For what? Ouellette?

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He's a crooked, alcoholic,
walking arterial blockage

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who does not give a shit about you.

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You have 48 hours.

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I'm experiencing the most powerful deja vu.

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It's like you and I were frozen,

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loaded onto a UFO,

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flown 10 to the power of nine parsecs
to the earth's distant twin planet,

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and reanimated for this moment.

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And nothing's different except this planet
rotates west to east,

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the atmosphere has a little more argon
than we're used to,

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and you have bangs now.

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I'm sorry.
Do you have a child in Hebrew school?

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No. No, I don't have a child.

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Yael, don't you remember me?
It's me, Andy Botwin.

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No. I'm sorry.

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His name is Lars...

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Guinard.

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He drives hot rods, plays guitar.
He's fucking dumb as a bag of rocks.

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Your mom should be locked up.

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She was.

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So, how did you end up back here?

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I was living in New York after school.

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I had the smallest apartment
and broke, smelly boyfriend,

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but I loved it.

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Then my dad got sick.

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I'm sorry.

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You know, when you left, vanished,

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I think, I remember the sign.

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I was heartbroken.

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My parents wanted me away from you.

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I poked holes in our condoms.

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That's why you got pregnant.
I was desperate.

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I didn't want you to go to Princeton
and leave me here.

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Megan, I'm so sorry.

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- What the fuck.
- I know, I know, but I loved you,

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and I loved you, I just loved you.

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I loved you.
You are the only girl I ever loved.

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Still, to this day.

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Holy shit.

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I've never loved anyone else,
never even came close.

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Fuck.

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Do you still love me?

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Could you? Is that ridiculous?

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No.

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It's not ridiculous.

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Fuck.

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What do we do now?

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Wow! Where'd you learn to break like that?

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Our robot butler taught me.

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Right, right. Because
you're from the future.

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You okay, Doug?

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I don't think my family loves me.

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Your wife and kids?
Of course, they love you.

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No, fuck those guys. My
son's an ass bandit.

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My wife married the grandpa from Cosby,

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and my daughters think I'm dog shit.

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I'm talking about my real-life family,
the Botwins.

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I bought them this house,
and they always exclude me,

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make me babysit.

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Speaking of which,
if you see a little Mexican kid

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in a soccer jersey running around,
give a shout-out.

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Where are they now?

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Took off on a vacation.
Didn't even tell me.

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Don't worry, Doug.
Everything gets better for you.

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What are you talking about?

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Soon, you become a very great man.

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Waltz positions, everybody.
One, two, three, four.

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So, what are you doing here?

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Alison likes the 'burbs.
Prices were low after the fire,

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and, well, I had a few
fond memories of the place.

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I bought you something.

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It's five acres, good soil.

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Plus, I've enrolled you in
the Southwest Compassionate Collective,

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so you're legal.

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You bought a piece of land?

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MILF is gonna grow here, Conrad.
You're gonna make it grow.

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That's lovely.

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Wow, you got it all figured out.

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One small detail.
You can't grow in these valleys.

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- It's all owned.
- I bought it.

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Owned, as in territory. Gangs.

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You have to pay them a tax.
That's if they even okay it.

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So, I'll go talk to them.

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No, you won't.

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'Cause guess who's back in charge?

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He's out? You're sure?

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Yeah, it's 2006 all up in this bitch.

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They're running with the same crew,
so if I was you,

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I'd work on that
getting-out-of-town-now thing.

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I look forward to a photo.

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Be safe.

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Your tuition check bounced.

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God damn it!
This fucking wedding is killing me.

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Do not go to Guillermo.

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Choo-choo!

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- Choo-choo!
- Yeah!

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Choo-choo!

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Hey, whose birthday are we celebrating?

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Or is it a quinceanera?

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You got to admit,
you guys really like picnics,

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so sometimes it's kind of hard
to identify the specific occasion.

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Actually, this one's gonna be a funeral.

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Be nice. We're in public.

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Let's go. Let's go.

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You know, I don't get it.
Murder, kidnapping, how did you get out?

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I hired me the lawyer that
got Jerry Seinfeld's wife off

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for stealing that cookbook idea.

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Sorry, "allegedly."

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You did what you needed to do to get out.

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I never ratted.

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They forgot to read me my Miranda rights.

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They got the color of the car
we were driving wrong.

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Evidence was tainted. Whatever.

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You're out now.
Back on top, right where you used to be.

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That's right. I got me a reboot,
like the new Hobbit movie.

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The Hobbit isn't a reboot.
Spider-Man's a reboot.

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- The Hulk is a reboot.
- Which Hulk?

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There's two, or three
counting The Avengers.

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Get the fuck off my train.

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You shouldn't have come back.
I told you, you don't belong here.

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I'm getting back in the business.
I need your blessing.

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You don't have it.
You don't got shit from me,

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other than mild curiosity and...

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Begrudging admiration?

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An undying desire to majorly fuck you up.

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Stop, Guillermo. Reboot, this is business.

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No, Blanca, this is personal.

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Take her somewhere private.
I got to take this.

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Let's go.

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You made it. Come on in.

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I got you an orange cranberry scone,
but I got hungry.

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How you doing?

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Been better.

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Why? ls everything okay at home?

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I told you, I got pinched.

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Listen to this guy.

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So dramatic.

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Here, I got you something.

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Signed by Mel Stottlemyre himself.

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I ate my first piece of snatch
wearing that glove.

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They want me to rat.

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What are you talking about?

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The impound yard.

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You mean the one
which you stole a car from?

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Borrowed a car, which you were gonna sell
and disappear from the registry.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:13,709
Here's all I know. You call me in a panic,
I go out, I get you a scone,

248
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,007
I get you a nice, fucking meaningful gift

249
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,052
because you did something
so colossally fucking stupid

250
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,129
that you can't get on the force now.

251
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,218
Then I figure you need
a little bit of a pick-me-up

252
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,766
because it's got to be
a goddamn daunting thing

253
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,721
to fucking reconsider your entire
fucking life trajectory!

254
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,272
- Mitch.
- Shut the fuck up, Botwin!

255
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,482
I saved you. You know what that means?

256
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,774
Do the right fucking thing.

257
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:50,500
Listen, everybody!
I have seen what's inside this building!

258
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,914
I want you to stop, turn around
and walk away.

259
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,669
There's nothing inside,
for we are dying meat.

260
00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:00,502
We're meat, and we're un-special,

261
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,969
and no one remembers us,
and we're utterly alone.

262
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:09,177
So, do yourself a favor and walk away.

263
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,386
There's no plan.

264
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:15,101
There's nothing but randomness
and chaos and entropy

265
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,154
and a slow, certain decomposition
of everything you are

266
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,902
and everyone you've ever loved

267
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:26,987
into their tiny, friendless,
meaty little components.

268
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,039
Hey, did you get that, man?
I'm really serious.

269
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,007
How'd you find me?

270
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,132
Went to your old house. You were leaving.
I followed.

271
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,469
Shame, I was looking forward
to one of your old barbecues,

272
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,303
burnt meat and Tecate.

273
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,309
I never burn my meat.

274
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,141
It's okay.
Happens to every guy now and again.

275
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,318
You're under the impression
you could just make a joke,

276
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,442
smile, do a brick dance, and somehow,

277
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,899
what, everything becomes okay?

278
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,484
Worked for me so far.

279
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,743
Nah, we older.

280
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,620
Death is closer.

281
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,539
We're gonna work together again.

282
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,416
You miscalculated, Blanca.

283
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,622
You still think of us as the old Nancy
and the old Guillermo.

284
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,334
Those two poor fuckers are so innocent,

285
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,592
they don't know that they got 10,000 miles
of bad road ahead of them.

286
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,263
They got no idea what's coming.

287
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,355
Man, put down the gun, Cocolo.

288
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,750
No, no, no, you put down the gun,

289
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,394
or I will blow this motherfucker's head
clear to Glendale.

290
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,488
Guillermo, Guillermo, I've seen the future.

291
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,861
The future is in legalized pot.

292
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,489
You think the Chinese,
the Vietnamese gangs are tough?

293
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,696
Corporations are the biggest thugs
you've ever seen.

294
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,076
I'm offering you an in.

295
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,294
You let us grow here,
I make you a shareholder. Ground floor.

296
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,336
Forget Guillermo Garcia Gomez, criminal.

297
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,165
Now it's Guillermo Garcia Gomez,
board member.

298
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,876
You get a foothold in on the east coast
and not with Tres Seis,

299
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,552
you'll get in right.

300
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,301
Money so clean you could see through it.

301
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,434
So, what, are you guys, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend again?

302
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,141
We were never boyfriend and girlfriend.

303
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,027
No, we did it, like, what, one time?

304
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,730
- Twice.
- Twice?

305
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,110
When was the second time?

306
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,317
Must not have made an impression, man.

307
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,916
So what's it gonna be?
Are you gonna stay here,

308
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,460
this low-level gangster shit?

309
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,834
Or you gonna come into the future, with us?

310
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,631
Listen, everybody,
no group therapy tonight.

311
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,805
For I have good news.

312
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,222
A prophet came unto me,
came from the future,

313
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,226
he told me that I would be a leader of men.

314
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,854
Right away, I knew that future Doug

315
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,860
probably figured out some kind of scam.

316
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,701
So I was up all last night reading
tax code, and did you know

317
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,870
an even better shelter for government
tit-money than a charity is religion?

318
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,580
- This is bullshit. I'm out of here.
- Yeah.

319
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,796
You see?
Every religion begins with a betrayal.

320
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,250
So, like, at first, I'm all, "Free money,"

321
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,296
but then I remembered
that God actually did touch me.

322
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:36,513
A few years ago, these asshole Mexicans
dumped me into a grave.

323
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,599
I prayed to God and a phone call saved me.

324
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,316
So, go on, Rudy!

325
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:48,442
Go back to pooping in a garbage can
and have your 'Nam flashbacks.

326
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,614
Or stay here with me.

327
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,779
Get in on the ground floor of this thing.

328
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,324
Who knows? This could turn out to be
a big hunk of bullshit.

329
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,703
But it'll be our hunk of bullshit.

330
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,913
That's right, y'all.

331
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,254
This is gonna be the most
awesomest fucking cult,

332
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,457
I mean religion, in the world,

333
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:12,549
for finally, Doug Wilson is a great man.

334
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:17,426
Now, everyone, it's time for sacraments.

335
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,600
Doug.

336
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,854
You know I'm not really from the future.

337
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,693
I just have borderline
personality disorder.

338
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,438
Shut the fuck up, Greg. Sit down.

339
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,862
That's right, breathe it
in, take it in, hold it.

340
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,241
Hold in Doug Wilson.
Let him live inside you.

341
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,202
The idea of being a cop

342
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:45,503
is maybe the only thing I've ever loved,
including people,

343
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,123
and why would I give that up
for some piece of garbage,

344
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,129
who, you're right,
doesn't give a crap about me?

345
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,630
Good choice, kid.

346
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,509
Now, who brought you in
on the impound-yard scam?

347
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,132
That said, you guys are fucking assholes!

348
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,226
I don't think I want to be a part of
a force who pays cowards like you

349
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,805
to get in the way of actual cops
doing an actual job.

350
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,023
What the fuck are you doing in here?

351
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:14,073
What, you fucking came at me?
What the fuck was that?

352
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,818
I was in character!

353
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,194
What the fuck is going on?

354
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,493
I gotta tell you, for a second there,
I thought, "Oh, shit."

355
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,042
"He's gonna start singing like
Melissa fucking Manchester."

356
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,079
But you didn't,
you beautiful little son of a bitch.

357
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,673
This is all a setup?
You guys aren't internal affairs?

358
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:36,471
No! Zapf works mail fraud.
Crowley's a fucking meter maid.

359
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,014
You did get fucking pulled over
'cause you're a dumb fuck,

360
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,181
but that disappeared.

361
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,009
Fuck you, Mitch! I almost split town.

362
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,806
So you got a little fucking scared.

363
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,939
You're gonna get scared a lot
on this fucking job, okay?

364
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,608
I had to figure out
what was gonna win out in you,

365
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,152
whether it was gonna be fear
or fucking loyalty,

366
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,488
and maybe break your balls a little bit
along the way,

367
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,149
you fucking car thief.

368
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,985
No more of that now.

369
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,448
So, you want this or what?

370
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,922
Can I get a drink?

371
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,878
Excuse me.

372
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,255
Miss Nancy,

373
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,475
I'm so sorry about before.

374
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,928
This is my new husband, Federico.

375
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,058
Hello.

376
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,271
Listen, can you e-mail me
a recommendation?

377
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:38,074
'Cause Courteney Cox needs
a new domestic for her house in Ojai.

378
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,697
No problem. Excuse me.

379
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,199
- Could I get a...
- Mom.

380
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,454
Hi, Mrs. Botwin.

381
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,586
Megan, holy shit! Hi!

382
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,013
Wow! How did this happen?

383
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,263
I don't know. But it's happening.

384
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,768
She's gonna come back with us.

385
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:11,816
Wow, that's perfect, somehow.

386
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,318
And here, seeds.

387
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,404
What's that?

388
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,450
Our future.

389
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,375
Fuck it.

390
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,978
Thanks. Congratulations.

391
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,980
Thanks. And thank you for the advance.

392
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,151
At least now I can pay off
some of these fucking vultures.

393
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,313
So you really got this thing,
whatever it is we're doing,

394
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,069
you really got it figured out?

395
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,244
God willing and the creek don't rise.

396
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,989
In my experience, the creek.

397
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,333
She always rises.

398
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,167
Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

399
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,635
Thank you.

400
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,323
You want to get out of here?

401
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,784
Have you taken me to the spot
where Judah died?

402
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:55,666
I avoided driving down this street
for three years,

403
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,214
and it's a direct shot
to, like, everything.

404
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,542
Oh, my God. This is so dark.

405
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,218
His CD player was right there.

406
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,058
I don't think I ever got it back.

407
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,556
Do you think these guys took it?

408
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,729
Should we knock?

409
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,813
"Excuse me, my husband died
in front of your house a decade ago,"

410
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,893
"and I'm pretty sure you took his Discman."

411
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,320
God.

412
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,731
This is it.

413
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,316
What?

414
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:29,575
I told myself I was coming
to help you out with the kids,

415
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,575
but the truth is, Nance,
I was in the wilderness.

416
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,085
I was nowhere.

417
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,914
- We all were.
- Except I still am.

418
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,634
What are you saying?

419
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:50,133
You are so, so, so, so bad for me.

420
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,477
Stop. You always say this.

421
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:57,098
I once asked you to release me,
but you wouldn't,

422
00:25:57,181 --> 00:26:00,685
and so I followed you home, yet again,
and you knew I fucking would.

423
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,356
- Shut up.
- And I always would.

424
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,076
- Shut up. You're freaking me out.
- Fuck!

425
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,693
Shut up!

426
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,863
I'm not going back to Connecticut with you.

427
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,285
I'm done.

428
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,204
No.

429
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,123
All I wanted was you.

430
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,875
You were all I wanted.
And you never wanted me.

431
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,418
Yeah,

432
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,710
this is how it happens, I leave now.

433
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:29,172
- What?
- Please say goodbye to...

434
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,308
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

435
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,144
- Come on.
- Wait, no.

436
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,060
Don't leave me.

437
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,626
Oh, fuck, yeah.

438
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,109
Whoa.

439
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:31,089
No, no. No, no, wait, no.

440
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,424
Andy.

441
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,636
Andy!