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Andy's coming back today.
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Andy's coming back today.
Ha!
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Andy's coming back today.
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David Wallace sent him
on an outward-bound
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wilderness adventure
for a whole month
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to make him more decisive
and confident.
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He sent his own son too.
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And the counselor said
they both grew up big time.
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How was my summer?
It was pretty mixed.
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I invented a new power drink
made of beet run-off.
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Mmm. Mmm!
So that's really good.
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But I got some disappointing
medical news.
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Mr. Schrute,
the results are in.
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- You're not the father.
- I told you.
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Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, what a summer.
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An emotional roller coaster.
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I ran over a turtle
in the parking lot...
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But then I saved him by gluing
his shell back together.
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But I'm not that good
at puzzles...
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Oh, that piece doesn't
go there.
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Shh.
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So I patched him with stuff
from around the office.
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But I couldn't get
the pieces to fit right.
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Then, one day, while I was
reaching for the glue,
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I crushed his shell again.
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But I rebuilt him even better
that time.
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But it turned out
the turtle was already dead.
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Probably when I ran over him
the first time.
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For us, um...
Nothing new, really.
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The kids are great.
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You are really good at modesty.
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She's a genius. She painted
this incredible mural
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in the kids' room.
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There's a hippo leading
a parade of 500 children--
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Okay, well, you had
that interesting thing.
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Oh... yeah.
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Yes, Jim's friend
is starting a new company
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based on this idea that Jim had
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when they were back in college.
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It's sports marketing,
basically,
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In Philly, so...
that doesn't really work
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for the family.
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But watch this guy make
a billion dollars off my idea.
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He said if it takes off,
he's gonna buy us a new car.
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An Altima or better.
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Kelly Kapoor is gone.
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Her fiance, Ravi, was hired
as a Pediatrics Professor
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at Miami University.
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I don't need 'em anymore.
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I am going to Miami,
bee-yotches,
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to hang with Lebron James
and Gloria Estefan.
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Miami University, in Ohio.
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On her last day, Kelly was still
a little confused about it.
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- Enjoy the snow, losers.
- I'm so happy for you, Kelly.
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Shortly after Kelly left,
Ryan quit
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and also moved to Ohio,
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for what he claimed were
unrelated reasons.
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I've actually done a lot
of market research,
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and it turns out that
Southwestern Ohio is going to be
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the next Silicon Valley.
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They call it
the Silicon Prairie.
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It's a big university town,
and, uh...
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It's not garbage,
it's my clothes.
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And that was our summer.
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- We good?
- Yeah. Thanks.
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Don't you guys have everything?
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I mean, it's just
a paper company.
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Yeah, well, we're more
following you guys
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to see how you turn out.
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Oh, yeah, I guess we were
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kind of dramatic
in the beginning.
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Well, I don't think anything's
gonna change in our lives now.
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With work and two kids,
there's just--
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Nothing interesting's
gonna happen to us
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for a long, long time.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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Andy's coming back today.
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Hey, uh, does anybody know
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where we throw these out?
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Oh, my God.
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- It's called a garbage can.
- Helpless.
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There's two new guys
back there with me now.
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They're in their 20s,
and we really get along.
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Looking good.
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Just three single guys...
getting into trouble.
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They're like the new
Jim and Dwight.
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Oh, yes, yes.
I see that. Perfect.
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Hey, new Jim,
come sit on my face.
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No, thank you.
My name's Pete.
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No, Pete is not the new Jim.
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The only thing
we have in common is that
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neither of us wants to sit
on Meredith's face.
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And if that makes him
the new Jim,
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then every human being
in the world is the new Jim.
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Andy's here! Old Dwight,
new Dwight, Andy's here.
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New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here.
Pam, he's here.
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Hey! Ahh.
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Wow, I thought about this place
a lot when I was on solo.
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Three days on a mountain,
it'll change you.
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The things we think we need.
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Clocks.
Yeah, right.
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It sounds amazing.
Tell us all about it.
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What are you still doing here?
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Wonderful, thanks.
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You know, I had this
really funny dream
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during outward bound
that you died.
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Brilliant.
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See me in my office later.
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The new guys.
All right.
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- Clark and, um...
- Pete.
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Da da da da...
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In Outward Bound,
it was all about nicknames.
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They called me Iceman.
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You will be called "Plop."
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What-- Why?
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'Cause you're always
taking dumps.
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No, I'm not.
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Come on, everybody defecates.
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Relax, Plop.
You will be called "Fart"
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- because you fart all the time.
- I love it.
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Actually, Andy,
we call this one
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"Dwight Jr."
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No, I prefer "Fart."
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No, Dwight Jr.
Infinitely better.
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You guys look exactly alike.
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Dwight, go stand next to him.
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- This is insane.
- I don't see it.
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I don't either.
I don't either.
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Whoa.
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Mind blown.
It's like father and son.
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It's...
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Dwight, you cool if we
call him Dwight Jr.?
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Yes.
Yes, I am.
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That's okay.
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- Dwight Jr.
- Ha.
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In a way, it's like
I have a son.
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And who knows?
Maybe some day
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they'll hire someone who looks
like a younger version of him.
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And then I'll have a grandson.
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Well, I need to give
my cat up for adoption.
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- Mmm.
- The one who uses the doorbell,
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or the one
with the Mexican hat,
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or the one
with the rain galoshes,
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or the one that you let
go around naked?
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Angela's cats are cute.
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So cute that you just want
to eat 'em.
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But you can't eat cats.
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You can't eat cats, Kevin.
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- No, the one with the long hair
and the denim pants-- Comstock.
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- Oh.
- Okay, look.
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He's such a special kitty.
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I just want to find him
a good home.
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He loves those pants.
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I'll take him.
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Please.
After the turtle?
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I am enormously proud
of what I did for that turtle!
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Oscar. Oscar.
Will you take him?
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No, I'm a dog person.
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If you pray enough,
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you can change yourself
into a cat person.
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Those guys always
turn back, Angela.
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David, outward bound
was incredible.
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I was the best at slacklining.
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I ate a worm.
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Glad to hear it.
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You sound really confident
and decisive.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Yeah.
I gotta go, David.
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Why is Nellie still here?
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You can only fire Nellie
for cause.
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Hmm. Then I will
make up a cause.
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Except you just told me
you were gonna make it up.
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Now, if she sues,
I have to testify against you.
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Then forget
I just told you that.
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I can't. I took a course
at the Weintraub Memory Academy.
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Sat next to this woman
named Beverly Brook.
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She had a Greek salad
for lunch.
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See what I mean?
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Now I know why Michael
hated you so much.
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No, he didn't.
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Good boy.
Getting big and strong.
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Snack foods!
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Yep.
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Body by cheez-it.
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Ah, humor.
I have it too.
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Oh, boy,
I got a couple of tickets
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to The Slayer concert
ten months from now.
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You interested?
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I think I'm busy that night.
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Oh, or I would.
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Mmm, okay, well,
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we're both just kind of learning
as we go, aren't we?
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Learning what?
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Just... how this is gonna be.
You know.
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You have a beautiful
round head.
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Okay.
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So what kind of farming
you into, huh?
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More of a fruit man
or a root man?
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Hey, is this-- is this code
for, like, gay stuff?
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'Cause if so,
that's totally fine.
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Like, I'm fine with it.
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But you know, you should know
that I'm into the ladies.
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Spoken like a true root man.
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Hey, you know,
if you're ever swamped,
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I can make
some sales calls for you.
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- My calls?
- So could you give me
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a list of all your clients,
or just the leads
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that you haven't had time
to pursue yet?
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You want a list of my clients?
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You want my leads?
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Yeah, I'll just
give it a glance.
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- Okay.
- I'll give it a read.
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Yeah, with my leads,
and stuff like that.
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Yeah.
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'Cause you're interested
in going into sales.
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- I am.
- Wow, that's great.
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- Yeah.
- That's great.
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Okay, good.
Let's talk about that, okay?
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- Okay.
- You're not getting my clients.
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Nice try.
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Paranoid?
I'm not familiar with the word.
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And I really don't have time
to learn new words
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right now, okay?
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A pudgy 22-year-old
is trying to take my job.
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Jim, get ready for the
battle of your life.
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Done. Explain.
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The new guys-- Dwight Jr.
is after my job.
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Yeah, there is a shark
hiding inside
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that adorable little cherub.
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Oh, now I get
what Pete was talking about
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at the sales meeting yesterday.
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Wait, sales--
What sales meeting?
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The new guys called one.
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The new guys called
a sales meeting?
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Clark ended the whole thing
with a karate demonstration.
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Did you know there was
a belt above black?
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There's no belt above black.
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- Is there a belt above black?
- You should ask him.
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It's a color
you would never expect.
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Too easy.
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Attention, everyone.
Comstock is still available.
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Oscar has been flirting
with adopting him,
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but still hasn't given me
a definite yes or no.
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- Definitely no.
- Fine.
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For any interested candidates,
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I will be conducting
20-minute interviews.
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My ideal situation would be
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an independently wealthy
cute couple
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with a strong commitment
to education.
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Black or white--
I'm fine with either.
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But not both.
Listen, you're in this,
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00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:05,799
but you need to wow me, okay?
256
00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:07,134
I wanted to talk to you about
257
00:11:07,202 --> 00:11:09,136
our working relationship
this year.
258
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:11,538
It's going to be terrible.
259
00:11:11,606 --> 00:11:13,641
Not necessarily.
260
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,644
No, I'm going to make sure
that it is.
261
00:11:16,711 --> 00:11:19,046
And if it isn't, I will take
immediate action
262
00:11:19,114 --> 00:11:20,614
to rectify that.
263
00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:25,085
Now, I don't like
to throw around the "B" word,
264
00:11:25,153 --> 00:11:28,689
but I'm gonna be
a huge bitch to you.
265
00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:33,594
Now, this is called
slacklining.
266
00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:35,629
I set up the old slackline
to teach the office
267
00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:38,299
the skills of focus
and discipline.
268
00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,900
Or in the case
of certain individuals,
269
00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:43,904
the skills of humiliation
and looking really dumb.
270
00:11:43,972 --> 00:11:45,239
If you make it
all the way across,
271
00:11:45,307 --> 00:11:46,507
your confidence will soar.
272
00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:49,476
But if you Toby out--
Aah! Aah!
273
00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:51,912
Then you'll feel like
a real Nellie.
274
00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,114
How 'bout a hand?
Screw those guys.
275
00:11:54,182 --> 00:11:57,518
Now, these are my actual
outward bound counselors,
276
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:58,652
Rafe and Feather.
277
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,921
- Iceman.
- That's me.
278
00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,923
The powder is for
your protection.
279
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:04,158
Feather has permanent
athlete's foot.
280
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,627
Feather, show them
how you dance
281
00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:09,463
upon the line of slack.
282
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,500
You, uh--
You a sports guy?
283
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:17,371
- Sure. Uh, boxing, tennis.
- Oh.
284
00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:19,440
Any team sports?
285
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:23,243
Nascar.
The Amazing Race.
286
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,812
Phillies fan, though, right?
287
00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:26,180
You mean horses?
288
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:29,149
No, like ba-- baseball.
The baseball team.
289
00:12:29,217 --> 00:12:31,552
I like the Red Sox.
I'm from Vermont, so...
290
00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:35,489
Okay. Good talk.
291
00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:37,992
I have nothing in common
with Plop.
292
00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:40,060
All right, who's next?
Nellie.
293
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:43,831
Oh, I would rather watch you
and your talented friends.
294
00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:45,799
Nonsense.
Get up here.
295
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:48,035
- Go ahead.
- Come on.
296
00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:53,807
Uh, you gonna wear your heels?
297
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,076
I'm very self-conscious
about my feet.
298
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,177
Okay. Sure.
299
00:12:57,245 --> 00:13:00,481
There you go.
Atta girl.
300
00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:02,216
Hey, all right.
301
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:05,185
Whoa! You suck.
302
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,688
All right, who's next?
Darryl.
303
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:08,989
This seems like
the kind of thing
304
00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:10,424
white people
with dreadlocks do.
305
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,493
Dwight Jr., this looks
like your speed.
306
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,661
Uh, I guess I can
give it a shot.
307
00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:16,163
Yeah, come on.
Get up here.
308
00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:19,266
- Just hop on up.
- Okay.
309
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:23,103
Focus on the horizon.
310
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:25,906
Whoa!
Look at this guy.
311
00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:30,611
I've always been good
at anything
312
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,179
that required balance.
313
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:34,214
My doctor says I have
gigantic inner ears.
314
00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:37,451
Go, Dwight Jr.
315
00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:39,553
- Yes!
- Boo! Unimpressed.
316
00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:42,623
It's a tightrope for babies.
Boo.
317
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,091
All right, let's see you do it.
318
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,559
All right, let me show you
how a real man
319
00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:47,161
walks across a flaccid cord.
320
00:13:58,339 --> 00:13:59,473
Oh, ho ho ho!
321
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:02,109
Who ordered the hot apple fail?
322
00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:04,878
Okay, I am just
getting started, okay?
323
00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:09,950
You got this.
This is all you.
324
00:14:10,018 --> 00:14:12,152
Oh!
325
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,355
- Oh...
- Got ourselves a yard sale.
326
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,294
- Oh.
- Whoa.
327
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:21,462
Balls and face.
328
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,864
- It's not a race, Dwight.
- Aah!
329
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:29,336
- Oh!
- Well, it's official--
330
00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:32,840
Old Dwight is lame,
and new Dwight is cool.
331
00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,274
That's not true.
332
00:14:34,342 --> 00:14:36,944
Just give me another chance.
333
00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:38,612
- But your mouth is--
- This is a bloodbath.
334
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,147
All right, I'm calling this.
335
00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:41,915
- What?
- It's enough of this.
336
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:43,484
Everyone, let's go back
to work.
337
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,252
This is a stupid activity.
338
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,321
I would be embarrassed
to be good at it.
339
00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:53,660
Get--
340
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,429
Idiots!
341
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:06,142
Slacklining.
Big deal.
342
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,977
Untie that rope,
give it to a couple
343
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,212
of pigtailed school girls,
344
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,647
let them start jumping with it
345
00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:13,383
while chanting a rhyme
and giggling about boys.
346
00:15:13,451 --> 00:15:15,218
Doesn't seem so macho now,
does it?
347
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:18,088
It's a jump rope!
348
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:33,069
Dwight!
349
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:35,071
Pam?
Hey, I'm up here.
350
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,941
Up the ladder.
Come on.
351
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,986
What are you doing?
352
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:53,156
Come here.
I'll show you.
353
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:57,093
Why do you want this cat?
354
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,194
Um, I don't want it, really.
355
00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,063
How would you support the cat?
356
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:02,165
What are your ambitions?
357
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,166
I want to start
my own business.
358
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:04,834
I want to be a millionaire.
359
00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:08,004
Lots of things-- Travel.
Make the world a better place.
360
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:10,140
Earn an MBA at night.
361
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,642
Have you taken any
concrete steps?
362
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,879
Well, I'm still just...
fitting in here.
363
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,080
You know, getting used
to the new job.
364
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:21,217
- Mm-hmm.
- But definitely on the agenda.
365
00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:24,487
But that is a good idea, Angela.
I should make a list.
366
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:27,390
Oh, come on, Pete.
367
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,459
God, that's just sad.
368
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:32,729
If he doesn't watch himself,
he's gonna be here for years
369
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:34,764
doing nothing.
370
00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:43,106
Wow, maybe Pete is the new Jim.
371
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:50,313
Do you see how the trapeze
completely surrounds the wire?
372
00:16:50,381 --> 00:16:52,482
That means it is
literally impossible
373
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,150
for anyone to fall off.
374
00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:55,518
So you will merely sit below
375
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,819
and be my counterweight
376
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:58,688
as I pedal across
the parking lot
377
00:16:58,756 --> 00:16:59,856
to that telephone pole,
378
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:01,357
- I will?
- You will.
379
00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:02,992
Yeah, we weigh about
the same, wouldn't you say?
380
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:06,863
- Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.
- So you'll do it?
381
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,898
- No.
- Come on!
382
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,167
This will be the only thrill
of your boring life.
383
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,403
Dwight, you may find this
hard to believe,
384
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,071
but I love my boring life...
385
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:16,573
- Come on.
- Exactly the way it is.
386
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640
- No, Pam.
- Yes.
387
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,042
And there's nothing you can say
388
00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,945
that would get me to run
the slightest risk of losing it.
389
00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:24,314
- Please? Please, Pam?
- Find someone else.
390
00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:25,782
I don't know, ask Phyllis.
391
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,517
I can't use Phyllis.
Are you kidding me?
392
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:29,052
The moment she steps
off this bar
393
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,453
I'll be launched into space.
394
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:33,523
God, you're so insensitive!
395
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:39,128
Why are you getting rid of it?
396
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:40,363
Allergies.
397
00:17:40,431 --> 00:17:42,532
- Your husband?
- No, the baby.
398
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,701
Please, it's my husband's
favorite cat.
399
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,302
He's broken up about it.
400
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,104
It's the only time
I've seen him cry
401
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,272
other than our wedding night.
402
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:52,575
You know what?
I will take Comstock.
403
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:56,813
Really?
Oh, Oscar, thank you!
404
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,581
I'll come by after work
and pick him up.
405
00:17:58,649 --> 00:18:01,851
Yay!
Oh, poor Robert.
406
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,453
He won't get to say good-bye.
407
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,255
He has this business dinner
tonight.
408
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,257
Oh, c'est la vie.
409
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:11,928
Please don't teach
the cat French.
410
00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:14,097
Yeah, good news.
411
00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:15,431
Tonight, when you come over
for dinner,
412
00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:18,468
you can play
with your old buddy Comstock.
413
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:28,978
You ready?
414
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,747
Yeah.
415
00:18:30,814 --> 00:18:31,848
You know what?
I'll meet you down there.
416
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:32,949
I've just gotta make
a quick call.
417
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:35,652
Okay.
418
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:44,761
Okay.
419
00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:48,831
All right...
420
00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:51,868
Oh, God.
421
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:29,005
Attention, employees
of Dunder Mifflin.
422
00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:32,308
Everyone thinks the new guys
are so cool
423
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:34,344
'cause they can slackline.
424
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:35,878
Ooh!
425
00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:38,981
Hey, Clark, this is what
a real salesman looks like.
426
00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:42,919
They say that you only
live once,
427
00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:44,387
and I'm about to prove it.
428
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,989
- Dwight Schrute!
- Dwight!
429
00:19:47,057 --> 00:19:48,991
Hey, man, it's Halpert.
430
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,094
Did you go
to the other guy yet?
431
00:19:51,161 --> 00:19:55,098
Great. Don't.
I'm in.
432
00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:59,435
Yeah, yep, I'm all in.
433
00:19:59,503 --> 00:20:02,772
Okay, talk to you soon.
Bye.
434
00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:09,846
Yeah!
435
00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:14,717
Whoo-hoo!
436
00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:18,454
Whoo-hoo!
437
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:26,028
- Call somebody.
- Hang on!
438
00:20:26,096 --> 00:20:29,866
Hang on!
Hold on, Dwight!
439
00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:33,870
In the parking lot today,
there was a circus.
440
00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:37,607
The copier did tricks
on the high wire.
441
00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:39,809
A lady tried to give away
a baby that looked like a cat.
442
00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:43,379
There was a Dwight impersonator
and a Jim impersonator.
443
00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:45,314
A strongman crushed a turtle.
444
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:49,385
I laughed and I cried.
445
00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:52,588
Not bad for a day in the life
of a dog food company.
446
00:20:57,664 --> 00:20:59,832
Crap, sorry, Nellie.
447
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,434
Once again, I understand
that old habits die hard,
448
00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:06,438
but if everyone would kindly
walk their refuse
449
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:09,341
to the trash bins,
instead of tossing them,
450
00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:10,843
then we would--
451
00:21:10,911 --> 00:21:12,845
Oh...
Swish.
452
00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:14,446
Oh, it's nothing to do with me.
453
00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:19,051
I just happen to be sitting
near to where the bins are.
454
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,320
There are two things
that I am passionate about--
455
00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:26,792
Recycling and revenge.
456
00:21:27,365 --> 00:21:28,370
Fluke.
457
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,400
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