1 00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:02,990 Okay Amy, say goodbye 2 00:00:02,991 --> 00:00:05,542 to this yucky old bathroom, and let's get ready 3 00:00:05,577 --> 00:00:07,411 for the first day of construction 4 00:00:07,445 --> 00:00:10,547 on the brand-new poopy palace! 5 00:00:10,582 --> 00:00:11,965 Babe, I thought that we decided that we weren't 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,634 gonna call it poopy palace. 7 00:00:13,668 --> 00:00:15,669 Quit trying to push poopingtime station, okay? 8 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,671 This is not a station. Well, if we open our minds, 9 00:00:17,722 --> 00:00:18,889 it could be. 10 00:00:18,923 --> 00:00:20,007 Who wants to take the first swing? 11 00:00:20,058 --> 00:00:21,791 It's the best part. I do! 12 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:24,311 He said. Who cares? Anybody? 13 00:00:24,345 --> 00:00:27,314 Chris, I want to talk to you just for one quick second, 14 00:00:27,348 --> 00:00:30,567 so, honey, why don't you go to your Uncle Scotty. 15 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,521 Scott, don't take the first swing yet, though, 16 00:00:34,572 --> 00:00:36,139 'cause I... I do kind of wanna... 17 00:00:36,157 --> 00:00:40,360 honey, are we, like, 100% sure 18 00:00:40,411 --> 00:00:44,698 that, uh... "Hmm" is right for this job? 19 00:00:44,749 --> 00:00:46,333 Babe, what are you talking about? 20 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:49,036 Your brother is... Chr-shh! 21 00:00:49,087 --> 00:00:50,838 You want to try to swing the hammer? 22 00:00:50,872 --> 00:00:53,707 "Hmm" is an amazing contractor. 23 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:55,509 It's really fun, I promise. 24 00:00:55,543 --> 00:00:56,960 I know, I'm just saying that I don't really want 25 00:00:56,994 --> 00:00:58,595 my bathroom to be torn up for weeks and weeks 26 00:00:58,630 --> 00:01:01,048 because "hmm" spreads himself too thin, 27 00:01:01,099 --> 00:01:04,351 because "hmm" doesn't know how to say no. 28 00:01:04,385 --> 00:01:07,437 Cracked your code, Reag. You're talking about Amy, right? 29 00:01:07,472 --> 00:01:09,723 Scott, he's so solid. 30 00:01:09,774 --> 00:01:11,942 That's what makes him such a great person. 31 00:01:11,976 --> 00:01:13,143 Scotty, I'm sorry. 32 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:14,844 I know that you are so good at this. 33 00:01:14,863 --> 00:01:16,813 When I look at you, all I see is my little brother 34 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:19,066 who broke his collarbone doing the worm 35 00:01:19,117 --> 00:01:20,484 at a friend's bar mitzvah. 36 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:22,369 Did I stop dancing? No. 37 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:23,704 I got the job done. 38 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,405 Look, babe, your brother is overseeing 39 00:01:25,456 --> 00:01:27,374 a half dozen projects much bigger than this right now. 40 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:29,743 He's a total pro. Scott, don't let Amy pick up 41 00:01:29,794 --> 00:01:31,528 a sledgehammer. Okay, that's enough. 44 00:01:34,499 --> 00:01:38,034 Listen, you deserve a relaxing new bathroom, okay? 45 00:01:38,052 --> 00:01:41,088 You work hard. Ava's stressing you out. 46 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:42,872 Ava's not that stressful. 47 00:01:42,891 --> 00:01:46,543 This is a nightmare! Nightmare! 48 00:01:46,561 --> 00:01:48,011 You come home from a long day. 49 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:49,897 You're tired. Your back's in knots. 50 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:51,565 But what's that waiting for you? 51 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:55,435 Your very own spa-quality jacuzzi tub. 52 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:58,555 Don't pick that up. 53 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:00,607 I'm painting a picture. Okay. 54 00:02:00,658 --> 00:02:02,192 Pick up. Pick up! 55 00:02:02,226 --> 00:02:05,078 ♪ panic attack ♪ 56 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:07,664 the water is warm. The jets are bubbling. 57 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,233 Perhaps a handsome gentleman 58 00:02:10,251 --> 00:02:13,003 shampoos your hair while you soak. 59 00:02:13,037 --> 00:02:16,840 - Or... - Perhaps not. 60 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:19,927 Well, I have always dreamt of having my own 61 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:23,913 spa-quality jacuzzi tub. 62 00:02:23,932 --> 00:02:25,248 Give me that. 63 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:30,187 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 64 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,255 Yeah. 65 00:02:32,273 --> 00:02:33,724 - Ha! - Yeah! 66 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:36,092 Yeah! 67 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:39,696 No! I like it. 68 00:02:39,731 --> 00:02:41,598 Nice! 69 00:02:41,616 --> 00:02:43,951 Take it easy, babe. Whoa. 70 00:02:43,985 --> 00:02:45,935 Careful on the backswing, honey. 71 00:02:48,773 --> 00:02:50,741 - Ava, howdy! - Move it, nerds. 72 00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:52,275 Ah. 73 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:54,077 - Reagan! - Hey, get in here, Ava! 74 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:55,796 You gotta take a few whacks. 75 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,280 The Ava show just got cancelled. 76 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:23,833 sync and corrections by Tony for www.Addic7ed.Com 77 00:03:27,399 --> 00:03:29,417 All right, I'm just going to ask this one more time. 78 00:03:29,451 --> 00:03:31,919 Are we sure that the show has been cancelled? 79 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:33,671 - Yes, babe. - No, but listen to me. 80 00:03:33,705 --> 00:03:36,824 I'm saying, are we sure? Are we certain in our hearts? 81 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,159 You called and confirmed it, and Ava told you multiple times 82 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:42,880 before she... Went away. 83 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,882 Oh, my God, the marsupial guy from the San Diego zoo 84 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,467 was supposed to be on the show today. 85 00:03:46,501 --> 00:03:48,436 Did anyone call him to let him know that they're... 86 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:50,170 all the little koalas packed into that truck, 87 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,806 and it's a hot day. I know, but... 88 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,341 babies in their mamas' pouches. 89 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,343 Bad news, dudes. The remodel is going to take 90 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,845 way longer than I thought. 91 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,485 What are you talking about, dude? 92 00:04:04,519 --> 00:04:05,870 Sorry, my pain in the boo-hiney boss 93 00:04:05,904 --> 00:04:07,154 just pulled half my crew off to start 94 00:04:07,188 --> 00:04:08,289 another construction gig. 95 00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:09,874 Well, here's a tip for you. 96 00:04:09,908 --> 00:04:11,358 When you get divorced, don't keep working 97 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,460 for your ex-wife's dad, especially if the guy's 98 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:15,162 a pain in the boo-hiney, was it? 99 00:04:15,196 --> 00:04:16,747 What are you guys talking about? 100 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,416 Who's a boo-hiney? No, no, no, nobody. 101 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,884 No, Scott was just saying, "boy, I hope Reagan's enjoying" 102 00:04:19,918 --> 00:04:21,219 that smooth wine-y. 103 00:04:21,253 --> 00:04:23,054 Wooooh! Woo-ooh! 104 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,805 Okay, obviously the tension in this room 105 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,757 is giving Amy baby tourette's. No, no, no, no. 106 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,043 Babe, babe, the woo-hoos are a little inside joke 107 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,978 that we got going on, and she wants to be 108 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:34,148 a human hot dog, with extra tickle mustard 109 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,550 and a side order of... 110 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,185 Hey, Scott, why don't we just take Amy out 111 00:04:38,219 --> 00:04:39,520 for a while, huh? We can go pick up the tile 112 00:04:39,554 --> 00:04:41,022 for your bathroom. 113 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:42,740 With a baby, dude? 114 00:04:42,774 --> 00:04:45,276 What is to become of myAva showgolf cart? 115 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,227 Oh, God, for all we know there's a hot truck 116 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,830 full of dead koalas. 117 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:50,865 Yes. Let's go to the tile store 118 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:54,902 with a baby, dude. 119 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,787 Every time you drink coffee, you have to look 120 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,072 at your ex-wife's father? 121 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,507 Better than looking at my ex-wife. 122 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:01,509 Amy, up top. 123 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:03,210 No? All right. 124 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:05,096 My old law firm's on this block. 125 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,381 Kind of an expensive area of town for a tile store, 126 00:05:07,415 --> 00:05:08,916 don't you think? You said you wanted 127 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,218 this bathroom to be an oasis for Reagan. 128 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:12,887 When was the last time you heard someone say, 129 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,438 "check out all this cheap-ass tile in my oasis?" 130 00:05:14,473 --> 00:05:16,107 Let's just not mention 131 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,892 the cost to Reagan. 132 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:21,095 In fact, probably the less that you actually talk 133 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,530 around her... Maybe, like, not even at all? 134 00:05:22,564 --> 00:05:24,231 That'd be super. 135 00:05:24,265 --> 00:05:26,150 When we were kids, whenever she was freaking out 136 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,268 about something, like grades, or boys, 137 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,870 or missing the violent femmes 138 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:31,238 because of cousin deena's confirmation, 139 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:32,873 Reagan's go to move was to whip out... 140 00:05:32,908 --> 00:05:34,575 both: The vacuum. - Dude, she still does it. 141 00:05:34,609 --> 00:05:36,944 I guess it gives her a sense of control. 142 00:05:40,281 --> 00:05:41,499 You know what, dude? Pull over right here. 143 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,616 What, you got to take a whizard? 144 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:50,474 No, just... I'll be right back. 145 00:05:50,509 --> 00:05:52,560 - You know what? - Yeah! 146 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:54,095 - We're lucky. - We are lucky. 147 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:56,463 Because, see, before, we only had one option. 148 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,982 - One option. - We have the show. 149 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,300 - The show. - Now, we have infinity options. 150 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,320 - Infinity options. - Tip that chair, please? 151 00:06:02,354 --> 00:06:04,322 You got it, chief. You know what we should do? 152 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:05,472 We should do a dateline type show 153 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,108 where we talk about murder. 154 00:06:07,142 --> 00:06:09,827 Look it. Amy's little binky. 155 00:06:09,861 --> 00:06:11,445 She hasn't used this forever. 156 00:06:11,479 --> 00:06:13,614 Or we could do a prison show where I go on the inside, 157 00:06:13,648 --> 00:06:14,949 but I... I don't. 158 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,151 - Or, you know what? - Yes. 159 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,485 Maybe we just take a breather... 160 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,121 - mm-hmm. - For a second, and then kind 161 00:06:20,155 --> 00:06:22,456 of figure out what it is that we really want to do. 162 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:25,376 Exactly. Take a breather, exactly. 163 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,161 - Hey, hey. - Hi. 164 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,463 - Hi, guys. Both: Hey! 165 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:32,967 Well, guess who just got their job back? 166 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,019 Me? Is it me? Did I just get my job back? 167 00:06:35,053 --> 00:06:36,520 Well, just... I went and had a little pow-wow with Ted, 168 00:06:36,555 --> 00:06:38,672 and told him I'm ready to be a lawyer again. 169 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,558 Oh, my God, Chris, that's fantastic. 170 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,026 Yeah, well, I just figured somebody's got to pay 171 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,362 for that 'cuzz... jacuzzi, yeah. 172 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:46,030 No, no, no, you don't want to abbreviate that. 173 00:06:46,064 --> 00:06:47,865 No, the point is that you just... 174 00:06:47,899 --> 00:06:48,866 you don't have to worry while you're trying to figure 175 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,451 out what you wanna do next. 176 00:06:50,485 --> 00:06:53,154 What we're doing next. What we are doing. 177 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:56,907 I actually, um, think I know what mama wants to do. 178 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,460 Oh. It's thdateline murder thing, right? 179 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,028 I know, it just feels right. 180 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,999 What if I stay home with Amy 181 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:08,586 and I eat hot dogs all day? 182 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,639 You mean, like stay home, like, all afternoon today, 183 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:14,008 or... 184 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,593 No, for a while. 185 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,261 Really? 186 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,481 Yeah. Yeah. 187 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:22,683 Wow. 188 00:07:22,717 --> 00:07:25,102 Big life decisions happening right in front of me, 189 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,571 yet I have no say. 190 00:07:29,357 --> 00:07:32,193 You got the hot dog thing, again, it's adorable. 191 00:07:32,227 --> 00:07:34,445 Reagan, I thought we were partners. 192 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,163 Oh, sweetie, I'm not going anywhere. 193 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:38,449 No! No, I know. I'm just... yeah. 194 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,400 No, I got it. Okay. 195 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:43,704 It's been a big day. Lots of developments. 196 00:07:43,738 --> 00:07:48,259 I am just going to bid the family Brinkley adieu. 197 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:51,262 I think this is great stuff. 198 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,247 Keep going. 199 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,598 She's gonna be okay, right? 200 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:57,101 Yeah. No, no, no. If she was really upset, 201 00:07:57,135 --> 00:07:59,019 she'd be blasting Melissa ether... 202 00:08:00,972 --> 00:08:02,973 Idge. 203 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,953 Hi baby. 204 00:08:08,123 --> 00:08:09,507 What have you got? You got a waffle? 205 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:11,342 You've got a little waffle? 206 00:08:11,643 --> 00:08:14,645 Oh, well, lookie here. 207 00:08:14,696 --> 00:08:16,864 We got ourselves a high-powered lawyer 208 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:19,450 on his first day back at work, huh? 209 00:08:19,484 --> 00:08:22,787 Well, look at that, you got yourself a little guitar. 210 00:08:22,821 --> 00:08:25,156 Yeah, well, it tells the world that I'm a lawyer, 211 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:26,407 but I still like to fun around. 212 00:08:26,441 --> 00:08:27,658 - Oh. - I'm gonna pretend 213 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,493 that you didn't call it a little guitar. 214 00:08:29,544 --> 00:08:31,379 It's an ukulele. Gross, babe. 215 00:08:31,413 --> 00:08:34,548 Guten morgebrinkleys. 216 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:37,535 Well, how is the first day of the rest of our lives going? 217 00:08:37,569 --> 00:08:40,287 Aw, look, a tiny guitar. 218 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:41,822 Well, it's a ukulele. 219 00:08:41,857 --> 00:08:44,792 So, I have a meeting this afternoon. 220 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,678 It looks like, uh, a little program 221 00:08:47,729 --> 00:08:50,398 called the today show is looking to hire 222 00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,633 a west coast lifestyle correspondent. 223 00:08:52,651 --> 00:08:54,151 Today show? 224 00:08:54,186 --> 00:08:55,569 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my goodness! 225 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,238 Let me, uh... let me finish up breakfast, 226 00:08:57,272 --> 00:08:58,305 and then I'll help you pick out an outfit. 227 00:08:58,323 --> 00:08:59,657 Oh, that's okay. 228 00:08:59,691 --> 00:09:02,443 I actually came for Christopher's advice. 229 00:09:02,477 --> 00:09:05,312 What? 230 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,831 Yeah. 231 00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:08,282 Yeah, this is the one. 232 00:09:08,316 --> 00:09:10,201 Yeah, with the belt, and the shoes, 233 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:12,787 and the... the color palette is flattering the hell 234 00:09:12,821 --> 00:09:14,839 out of your skin tone. I agree. 235 00:09:14,873 --> 00:09:17,758 Thank you so much, Chris. 236 00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:19,293 My pleasure. I hardly ever get to use 237 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:20,428 my hawk-like fashion balls. 238 00:09:20,462 --> 00:09:23,714 Well, I am off. 239 00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:24,965 All right! 240 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,467 I'll talk to you later. Good luck! 241 00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,335 - Thanks, Chris! - You got it! 242 00:09:28,353 --> 00:09:30,721 Unbelievable. 243 00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:32,807 - What? - You saw what she was doing 244 00:09:32,841 --> 00:09:34,225 there, right? 245 00:09:34,276 --> 00:09:35,526 Yeah, getting cocksure fashion advice 246 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,894 from a man with discerning taste. 247 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:39,230 Open your fashion balls, man. 248 00:09:39,281 --> 00:09:41,532 Clearly, she wanted my advice, 249 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:43,818 but then she pointedly asked you 250 00:09:43,852 --> 00:09:47,354 so that she showed me that she doesn't really need me, any more. 251 00:09:47,372 --> 00:09:49,206 It's, like, classic Ava. 252 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:51,459 Yeah, cl... 253 00:09:51,493 --> 00:09:52,793 classic. 254 00:09:52,828 --> 00:09:54,378 Listen, Chris, we need you to jump in 255 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:56,797 on gypsum textile asap. 256 00:09:56,832 --> 00:09:58,966 Keep those bastards tied up in court. 257 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,218 Rack up those billable hours. 258 00:10:01,253 --> 00:10:02,536 Wow, gypsum. That's what I was doing 259 00:10:02,554 --> 00:10:04,472 when I left two years ago. 260 00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:06,674 So, uh, we're back in court with them, huh? 261 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:07,842 Uh, we never left. 262 00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:09,760 If I have any say in it, and I do, 263 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:13,230 you'll tie those bastards up for the next 25 years. 264 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:16,383 Brinks truck is back, ladies and gentlemen. 265 00:10:16,401 --> 00:10:20,321 Oh! Love the tiny guitar. 266 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,392 It's an ukul... 267 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,828 and now, back to Matt in the Plaza. 268 00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:30,498 And now, back to Matt in the Plaza. 269 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:31,899 Put this on. Right now. 270 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,367 Put it on right now... Reagan, what are you 271 00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:34,418 doing here? Put it on right now... 272 00:10:34,452 --> 00:10:35,870 no, this blouse is to die. 273 00:10:35,904 --> 00:10:37,421 It is not to die. 274 00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:39,039 Get that funky ass blouse away from me. 275 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,674 Come here, let me... 276 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,959 - Stop it! - Don't stop... don't hit me. 277 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,410 What are you... Don't unbutton me. 278 00:10:43,428 --> 00:10:44,678 - Don't hit me! - What are you... 279 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:45,930 I'm not hitting you. He-e-elp! 280 00:10:45,964 --> 00:10:49,433 Heeelp! I am trying to help you. 281 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,768 Stop, stop... Excuse me? 282 00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:52,019 We're ready for you, Ms. Alexander. 283 00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:53,587 - Wonderful, thank you. - Okay, great. 284 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:55,356 Listen to me. Under the TV lights, 285 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:56,724 this blouse is too sheer. 286 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,425 It is not too sheer. 287 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:00,027 It is. 288 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:01,929 And I do not need your help. 289 00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:07,568 Gonna see your boobies. 290 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:18,395 You're porky piggin' it. 291 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,080 Nice. 292 00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:26,086 Wow, you literally whistle while you work. 293 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,922 You know why I'm whistling? 294 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:29,790 Because I just got away from this ass-ache. 295 00:11:29,808 --> 00:11:31,725 Hey, dip, it's mad dog. Get your head out of your crack, 296 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,310 and figure out how you're going to get that dry wall 297 00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:34,895 hung on that Nottingham job 298 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:37,014 before I have to come down there at this , like a... 299 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,566 goes on like that for a bit. 300 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,401 Why don't you just leave that guy? 301 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:41,902 Because he's so good at the organizational business 302 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:42,970 dirp-de-do. 303 00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:44,471 I'm terrible at that stuff. 304 00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:47,324 Your books, permits, smoozing clients. 305 00:11:47,359 --> 00:11:49,109 - Schmoozing. - Never gonna get that right. 306 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,828 How did your first day go? 307 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:52,763 Really sweet. 308 00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:54,848 Representing clients I don't even like to rack up 309 00:11:54,883 --> 00:11:56,884 billable hours for partners I like even less. 310 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:58,752 Layin' waste, killin' it. 311 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,588 No, I'm sayin'... doesn't... 312 00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,656 look, being home with Amy, 313 00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:06,093 actually spending time with her and raising her, 314 00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:08,012 it's like it changed my whole brain. 315 00:12:08,046 --> 00:12:09,797 I mean, if I'm gonna be away from her for 12 hours a day, 316 00:12:09,831 --> 00:12:11,098 I want it to mean something. 317 00:12:11,132 --> 00:12:13,484 Dude, I get it, believe me, 318 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,436 but work's never gonna be perfect. 319 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,805 Look at me, I'm working for my ex-wife's dad, 320 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:19,673 but I do it so that when I get my kid 321 00:12:19,691 --> 00:12:22,059 on the weekends, I have enough money so that I can spoil him. 322 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,728 Chuck E. Cheese pizza don't come cheap, 323 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:27,531 but Kyle likes it, and, damn it, so do I. 324 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,617 I mean, that's just good pizza. 325 00:12:29,651 --> 00:12:32,369 Hey, you want to, uh, go hit up Chuck E. Cheese right now? 326 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,854 On me. Yeah, I don't know. 327 00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:36,373 Two dudes, one pair of pants, no kids. 328 00:12:36,408 --> 00:12:37,741 Not sure we're making it through the door. 329 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,827 Right. 330 00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,962 I swear, I cannot stop buying novelty socks. 331 00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:44,048 I have so many pairs, I have to hide 'em now. 332 00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:45,049 Your secret's safe with me. 333 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,584 Reagan! 334 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,836 - Hey. - Hi, Ava! 335 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,704 Love the top. No, you don't. 336 00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:53,057 How'd the meeting go? Uh, it was a disaster, 337 00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:54,708 just like you wanted. 338 00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:56,427 Why would I want your meeting to be a disaster? 339 00:12:56,478 --> 00:12:59,096 Uh, because you don't want me to succeed without you? 340 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,931 What? 341 00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:03,050 You brought that blouse just to throw me off my game. 342 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,685 Okay, that is insane. 343 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:07,021 First of all, I floored it across town, in traffic, 344 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,605 with a screaming baby in the back. 345 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,691 Actually, she was a complete angel. 346 00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:12,059 Just like her mother. 347 00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:14,561 All to bring you that blouse to help you. 348 00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:15,913 No! You can't keep away. 349 00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:18,032 You are like a moth to a pathetic flame, 350 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:20,701 and, just for the record, I am not a pathetic flame. 351 00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,586 I dislike conflict so much. 352 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,006 My entire career has revolved around helping you. 353 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,542 Will you please stop being such a diva? 354 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,744 Oh, quit being such a martyr! 355 00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:32,763 Okay, admit it! Ava, you need me. 356 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:34,798 Just admit it! No. 357 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:37,134 You need me to need you. 358 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:38,769 Look, uh, the ice cream truck. 359 00:13:38,803 --> 00:13:40,554 If you resent my help so much, 360 00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,189 then I'm glad that we're not partners any more. 361 00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:43,924 Yeah, well, maybe we're not even friends. 362 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:46,593 Fine! Friendship cancelled. 363 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:51,765 Well, Amy, I guess this is good-bye. 364 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,703 - Jackson. - It's R... uh, Roger. 365 00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:57,488 - Fine. - Don't kiss that baby. 366 00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:03,911 Don't let that lady kiss your baby. 367 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,963 Will you stop kissing babe... stop kissing babies! 368 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:07,965 You look insane. 369 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:10,501 Ma'am, don't let her kiss your baby. 370 00:14:10,552 --> 00:14:12,669 Diva! Martyr! 371 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,805 Oh, now, you're gonna kiss just people. 372 00:14:14,839 --> 00:14:16,256 She liked it. 373 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,685 I can't believe you're passing on 374 00:14:19,743 --> 00:14:20,726 some fancy lawyer lunch just to eat 375 00:14:20,744 --> 00:14:22,770 at roach coach burrito. 376 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,896 Don't let the suit fool you. I am a man. 377 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,782 Oh, God, that cheese is hot, huh? 378 00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,367 Hot cheese. 379 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,451 So we're just finishing this job up. 380 00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,570 I re-did the ceiling myself. 381 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,772 Guess which section's new, and which is original. 382 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,624 Trick question. It's all new. 383 00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:37,409 I'm that good. 384 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,611 Wow, I've never seen you officially on the job. 385 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,163 It's awesome. 386 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,131 Scotty! I'm trying to give the Pettys 387 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,133 a tour of their house, and you're out here 388 00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,251 nancying around? 389 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,803 How about you renovate a house 390 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,638 instead of playing house with your boyfriend? 391 00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,306 Okay, mad dog. Sorry. 392 00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:55,394 Not a boyfriend. Just a friend who's a boy. 393 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,262 Well, it's probably still hot. 394 00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:07,472 ♪ no one looked as I walked by ♪ 395 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:12,210 ♪ just an invitation would have been just fine ♪ 396 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,645 ♪ said no to him... ♪ 397 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,332 ♪ it's all right, it's all right ♪ 398 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,418 ♪ to be standin' in a line ♪ 399 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,353 ♪ standin' in a line ♪ 400 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:24,840 ♪ to be standin' in a line ♪ 401 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:30,829 ♪ I would cry ♪ 402 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:34,599 ♪ stand back ♪ 403 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,718 ♪ well, I need to be standing in ♪ 404 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,270 ♪ stand back ♪ 405 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,556 ♪ why don't you ta-a-a-a-ake ♪ 406 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,392 come on, Scott. What are you doing, man? 407 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,776 Why don't you tell that fat jockey 408 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,728 to go to hell, and start your own company? 409 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,282 Nah, I can't run a business, and I... I need a guy like that. 410 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,516 How about me? 411 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,751 What? 412 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,885 Yeah. 413 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,520 Wait, how about me? 414 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,239 Think about it. With your contracting skills, 415 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,957 and my business sense, look, I don't want to say 416 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,376 dream team, but there's really no other way to describe it. 417 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:02,711 - Chris, I... I don't know what... - This is exactly 418 00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,796 what I've been looking for, Scott. 419 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,364 Yeah, when Amy grows up and asks me 420 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,532 what I do for a living, I don't wanna say 421 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,634 that I tie stuff up in court. 422 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,719 I want to be able to point to something 423 00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,255 and say, "I helped build that." 424 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,756 Scott, don't you want to go to work everyday 425 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,374 with someone you like? 426 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,343 That could be us, you and me, man, 427 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:21,229 and the best part is you can tell that guy 428 00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:22,681 to go himself. 429 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,383 I've been waiting six years to do that. 430 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,718 I've even practiced. 431 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,821 Hey, bearded lady, get out of the way. 432 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,907 You know what? I need to say a few things, 433 00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:33,825 and you need to listen. 434 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,327 I really appreciate the opportunity 435 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,611 to work for you, but I think it's time 436 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,663 for me to move on. 437 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,898 Dude, come on, bring the heat. 438 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,733 What are you trying to say, Scotty? 439 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,786 I'm trying to say that you haven't always been 440 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,539 super nice to work for. 441 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,342 There, I said it. 442 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,543 Wait, you practiced this? 443 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,928 Dude, come on, hit him hard. 444 00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:54,463 All over it. 445 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,766 By the way, you could definitely work 446 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:03,555 on your interpersonal skills, 'cause, yeah, they are subpar. 447 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,974 All right man, good job. 448 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,476 Yeah, he got it. 449 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,528 He gets the point. 450 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,773 What are you doing? 451 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,325 Well, whoever is taking over our offices 452 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,910 is not getting our Greek yogurt. 453 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:29,447 To hell with those turkeys. 454 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:34,553 Give me one of those. 455 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,671 Remember how I said I could eat a bazillion yogurts? 456 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,089 Mmhmm. 457 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,758 It turns out the correct number is six. 458 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,480 Look at this pic I found. 459 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:46,898 Oh, my God. 460 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,600 Why were we wearing top hats? 461 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,352 'Cause it was downtown Julie brown's birthday. 462 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,354 Oh, that's right. 463 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:58,777 Oh, my goodness. 464 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,696 Reagan, I'm not mad at you. 465 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,832 I'm just sad about our show. 466 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:06,501 Me too. 467 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:07,652 Oh, God, I love you. 468 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,005 I love you too, mama. 469 00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,039 We're best friends again? 470 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,624 We never stopped. 471 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,009 Yeah, I know. 472 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,127 We kicked butt, though, didn't we? 473 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,380 We kicked some major boo-Tay. 474 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,548 And you are going to kick Booty 475 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,550 in whatever your next gig is, 476 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,435 and you have infinity options. 477 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,637 Do we think it's thatdatelinemurder thing? 478 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,856 - We do not. - Oh. 479 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:30,525 But I'll be there to help you figure it out, okay? 480 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,011 - Okay. - All right. 481 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,479 What else can we steal? 482 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,649 Both: Woo-o-o-o! 483 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,451 Come on, floor it, mama. They're gaining on us... 484 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,652 I am flooring it! 485 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,987 This thing has got no juice, man. 486 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,656 Both: Ohh! - You'll never catch us! 487 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,458 We've already caught you. 488 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,993 Bet you didn't see that coming. 489 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,494 Yeah, you didn't see that coming, what-what. 490 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,379 - Abandon vehicle! - Abandon ship. 491 00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:52,797 Oh, my pillow! 492 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,716 - We don't have time! - See ya, suckers! 493 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,085 Hello, hello, hello! I'm home. 494 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,803 And look who's with me. 495 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,472 - We're best friends again. - Yes, we are. 496 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,873 - And we brought gorp. - Yeah. 497 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,508 What's going on? Yeah. We can think... 498 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,676 - what, are you guys drunk? - No. 499 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,177 - Got a little buzz. - Okay. 500 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,846 Listen, babe, I know that you've had 501 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,016 a stressful week. Okay. 502 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,768 But hopefully this will help a little bit. 503 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,886 Oh, my God, you finished the bathroom! 504 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,688 No, no, no. No, no, no. 505 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:17,739 Dude, I told you we shouldn't have closed the door. 506 00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,824 No, the bathroom is not finished, 507 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,059 probably going to be a couple of more days. 508 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,661 Weeks. 509 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,912 Days. Days. 510 00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:26,081 No, he did not finish the bathroom, 511 00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:31,453 but we did manage to do this. 512 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,088 Your jacuzzi tub, my lady? 513 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:36,791 - Oh. - Oh. 514 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,512 Romance, thy name is Christopher. 515 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,215 Honey, thank you, thank you so much! 516 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,718 Aww, and you, 517 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,753 I know I'm tough on you, honey, 518 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,971 but it's not because you're not talented. 519 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,773 It's because you are talented. 520 00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:55,593 I just feel like you squander it 'cause you don't focus. 521 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,112 I think if you focus more... 522 00:19:57,146 --> 00:19:58,563 wanna jump ahead with a thank you? 523 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,098 - Yes. - Thank you. 524 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,601 Thanks, honey. You two make a great team! 525 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,769 I thought you already told her. 526 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:08,006 No, Scott. We said that we... 527 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,607 Bluh, uh, how about this? 528 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,493 I quit my job, and your brother and I 529 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,044 are starting a company together. 530 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,964 What? That's so crazy, you're thinking. 531 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,949 "I know," but we live in such crazy times 532 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,501 where the world is... Wait. 533 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,003 You're going into business with "hmm"? 534 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,555 You really think that "hmm" is going to play his part? 535 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,757 Honey, honey, just let the bubbles do its work. 536 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,093 You guys go, go, go, go. 537 00:20:33,496 --> 00:20:35,563 Oh, honey, the list of things I love. 538 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:38,249 Let's see. One, Amy. 539 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:40,652 Two, this tub, slash you. 540 00:20:40,686 --> 00:20:42,654 - Well, tied for second. - Yeah. 541 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:46,524 Mmm. 542 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,326 I love this tub. 543 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,494 - Occupied, occupied. - Oh, come on, man! 544 00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:51,409 - Scott, Scott. - Finish the job, 545 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,169 - getting a lot of mixed signals here guys. - Get out! 546 00:20:55,717 --> 00:20:58,852 I'm not here. I'm not here. 547 00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:02,613 I'm not here. I'm not here. 548 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,440 Gosh, it's like... 549 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,452 some people just don't know how to... 550 00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:10,541 - I know. - Read a situation, you know? 551 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,062 - Chris, seriously? - No, I know, I know that. 552 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,481 I was just making sure. 553 00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:14,680 - It's like... - Yup.