1 00:00:00,199 --> 00:00:02,808 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,899 --> 00:00:04,131 (Crows caw) 3 00:00:04,447 --> 00:00:06,547 (Frankie) Back to school. 4 00:00:06,835 --> 00:00:09,354 Time to leave the carefree memories of summer behind 5 00:00:09,465 --> 00:00:11,280 and buckle down for another year. 6 00:00:11,371 --> 00:00:12,360 Here we go again. 7 00:00:12,457 --> 00:00:15,679 Ugh. Do we have to? I'm not ready. 8 00:00:16,087 --> 00:00:17,349 Can't we go back to June, 9 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:20,190 when the whole summer was stretched out in front of us? 10 00:00:20,308 --> 00:00:22,403 (Scoffs) You got no memory for pain, Frankie. 11 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,091 You sure you wanna go back there? 12 00:00:24,365 --> 00:00:27,152 Well, we were very hopeful when it started. 13 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:30,057 (Birds chirping) _ 14 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:32,911 You smell that? 15 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:35,178 I'm telling you, something's dead in this car. 16 00:00:35,298 --> 00:00:36,112 It goes away in the winter, 17 00:00:36,205 --> 00:00:37,548 but it reactivates in the summer. 18 00:00:37,645 --> 00:00:40,505 No, no. The grass, Mike. Fresh-cut grass. 19 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,733 If it's fresh-cut, you know it's not ours. 20 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,535 Doesn't it just take you back, though? 21 00:00:44,632 --> 00:00:45,829 That's it right there. 22 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:48,048 You know, it's just that thing, 23 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,953 that feeling of summer that you can't describe, 24 00:00:51,054 --> 00:00:53,181 you know, "this." 25 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:54,406 (Sighs) 26 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:56,097 We should have an amazing summer, Mike. 27 00:00:56,204 --> 00:00:57,712 Let's have an amazing summer. 28 00:00:57,809 --> 00:01:00,389 Yes, let's, my darling. With our travel budget 29 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:01,871 of whatever's in the couch cushions, 30 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:03,298 the world is our oyster. 31 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:05,519 Ugh. It's not just about money, Mike. 32 00:01:05,656 --> 00:01:07,792 I mean, don't you remember summer as a kid? 33 00:01:08,055 --> 00:01:10,347 Going to drive-in movies, playing ghost in the graveyard 34 00:01:10,449 --> 00:01:12,100 till your folks called you inside? 35 00:01:12,196 --> 00:01:14,457 - Oh, yeah. That was a real summer. - Yeah. 36 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:15,465 I could kill a whole day 37 00:01:15,563 --> 00:01:17,352 just smacking a tennis ball against the house 38 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:22,329 and lying on my back, in the yard, doing this... 39 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:24,448 (Squeaks) 40 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:26,786 Love that. Still can't do that. 41 00:01:26,901 --> 00:01:29,670 Ah, it's not hard, Frankie. It's all in the thumbs. 44 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:35,119 using their thumbs for other things. 45 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:37,117 (Cell phones and video game beeping) 46 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,940 (Scoffs) Look at this. 47 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,167 Unh-unh. 48 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,738 Come on. Turn 'em off. (Beeping stops) 49 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,567 You're not spending your whole summer staring at screens. 50 00:01:44,683 --> 00:01:46,048 (Axl, Brick, and Sue groan) 51 00:01:48,623 --> 00:01:49,426 (Turns TV on) 52 00:01:49,531 --> 00:01:51,781 (Man) - I'm going in! - That goes for the TV, too. 53 00:01:51,907 --> 00:01:53,462 (Axl, Brick, and Sue groan) 54 00:01:54,786 --> 00:01:56,474 Whoa! Careful! 55 00:01:59,354 --> 00:02:00,693 Out. 56 00:02:00,818 --> 00:02:03,077 (Axl, Sue, and Brick groan) 57 00:02:03,911 --> 00:02:06,843 Well, I don't see any kids zombied out all over my couch, 58 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:08,625 so my talk must've done something. 59 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,198 Well, don't get too excited. 60 00:02:10,279 --> 00:02:11,904 I just busted them huddled in the garage, 61 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,351 watching the old black and white TV with the cracked screen. 62 00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:15,589 Are you serious? 63 00:02:15,685 --> 00:02:16,907 What is wrong with them? 64 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,484 I-I told them to go outside. 65 00:02:18,624 --> 00:02:20,411 Oh, my gosh. You told them something, 66 00:02:20,504 --> 00:02:23,183 and they didn't do it? Maybe those weren't our kids. 67 00:02:24,457 --> 00:02:25,739 I don't get it. 68 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,154 When I was a kid, I ate supper with one foot on the floor. 69 00:02:28,252 --> 00:02:29,687 I couldn't wait to get outside. 70 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:31,639 And I didn't even need any toys. 71 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,522 All I needed was a stick and a rock. 72 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,405 How do you think I got 'em out of the garage? 73 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:36,302 (Chuckles) 74 00:02:36,396 --> 00:02:38,037 They really are pathetic, Mike. 75 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:40,257 All they care about is getting 100,000 coins 76 00:02:40,358 --> 00:02:42,429 for Farmville or Pac-Man 77 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:43,947 or whatever it is they're playing. 78 00:02:44,116 --> 00:02:45,929 I'm pretty sure they're not playing Pac-Man. 79 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:48,390 Yeah, the point is, Axl's gonna be a senior. 80 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,072 This might be the last summer we're all together as a family. 81 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:53,172 I just don't want them clicking it away. 82 00:02:53,322 --> 00:02:55,077 We have to reactivate them, 83 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:58,008 kind of like that smelly dead thing in the car. 84 00:03:00,085 --> 00:03:01,112 Ugh! 85 00:03:01,576 --> 00:03:02,939 This is so pointless. 86 00:03:03,081 --> 00:03:04,263 It's our summer. 87 00:03:04,365 --> 00:03:06,253 I mean, they're the ones forcing us to go to school all year. 88 00:03:06,337 --> 00:03:07,524 This is our time to unwind 89 00:03:07,629 --> 00:03:10,373 howsoever and with whatsoever we choose, right? 90 00:03:10,474 --> 00:03:13,989 Totalmundo. That's not a thing people really say, is it? 91 00:03:14,119 --> 00:03:16,218 - No. - Well, I might try to start it. 92 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:19,447 I wouldn't. I know dad acted like this was his idea, 93 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,152 but this has mom written all over it. 94 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:22,618 If they're all of a sudden gonna start caring, 95 00:03:22,710 --> 00:03:24,599 I'd appreciate a little heads-up. 96 00:03:24,656 --> 00:03:26,281 Brick, what are you doing? 97 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:27,935 You didn't kill another pet, did you? 98 00:03:28,094 --> 00:03:30,037 No, I don't even have a pet right now. 99 00:03:30,205 --> 00:03:31,645 Do I? 100 00:03:32,303 --> 00:03:33,641 I'm planting a tomato. 101 00:03:34,144 --> 00:03:35,177 That's weird. 102 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:36,505 I found it in my backpack. 103 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:38,758 - Oh, that's much more normal then. - I must've left it in there 104 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:40,891 from when we were learning about photosynthesis. 105 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:42,827 Ah! That sounds like a school word, Brick. 106 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,380 It's summer. Leave the learning inside. 107 00:03:44,532 --> 00:03:46,067 (Front door opens and closes) 108 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,275 Hey, guys. Your dad and I were talking... 109 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,121 Ugh! Why? 110 00:03:50,234 --> 00:03:53,349 (Sighs) And we've come up with a fun summer thing 111 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,713 for the whole family. 112 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:55,586 Adoption? 113 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,683 Just say the word. 114 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,214 Look, we've been watching you three, 115 00:03:58,346 --> 00:04:00,420 and, uh, I gotta tell you, it's sad. 116 00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:02,230 We're sad for you. 117 00:04:02,821 --> 00:04:04,942 You got no clue of what a fun summer is. 118 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:08,881 And to that end, we are going to... 119 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,579 a drive-in! 120 00:04:10,697 --> 00:04:11,903 - I get fries. - No fair. 121 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:12,909 You always call fries first 122 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:15,222 - and them mom makes us share. - I want my own fries! 123 00:04:15,341 --> 00:04:17,555 No, not a drive-thru, you fools. 124 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:20,086 We're talking about a drive-in movie. 125 00:04:20,179 --> 00:04:21,450 Movie! They're letting us watch a movie! 126 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,073 No. Stop. Nobody's going inside. 127 00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:26,282 Your mom and I are taking you to a fun summer thing, 128 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:27,475 and it's only 2 bucks a car, 129 00:04:27,585 --> 00:04:29,499 and it's called a drive-in movie. 130 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:31,154 (Gasps) Is that like the ride at Disney World 131 00:04:31,269 --> 00:04:32,859 where you're actually in the movie? 132 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:34,093 We're going to Disney World?! 133 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:37,465 Nobody's going to Disney World. Nobody's in the movie. 134 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:41,851 Ugh. It's about giving you people some... this. 135 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:44,321 They have no appreciation of "this." 136 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,370 (Sue) I don't get it. 137 00:04:45,465 --> 00:04:46,719 Why would we drive somewhere to watch a movie 138 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:48,464 when we can just watch a movie here? 139 00:04:48,596 --> 00:04:50,774 I-I just don't understand what we're doing. 140 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:53,794 Yeah, I'm with Sue-pid. Sounds like a waste of gas to me. 141 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,371 Totalmundo. 142 00:04:55,488 --> 00:04:56,559 The car isn't moving. 143 00:04:56,665 --> 00:04:59,295 You're-- you're-- you're sitting in, like, a parking lot. 144 00:04:59,662 --> 00:05:01,110 You're not making this sound fun. 145 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,985 So we're not allowed to watch a movie here, 146 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,799 but we can watch one outside? 147 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,748 Do you guys get this? I-I don't get it. 148 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:10,079 There's nothing to get. Your dad and I were talking-- 149 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:11,788 - I told you this was all her. - It's not all me! 150 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:14,881 Your dad and I had an insane idea together 151 00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:16,318 that we could all do something 152 00:05:16,424 --> 00:05:18,356 that we thought was fun when we were younger. 153 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:19,859 Oh, no. Here it comes. 154 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,774 More tales of life on the prairie. 155 00:05:21,894 --> 00:05:23,635 Fine. You win. We'll play tennis. 156 00:05:23,747 --> 00:05:25,201 And I'll stay here with my tomato. 157 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,153 (Whispers) To-mah-to. 158 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:30,021 Nobody stays. Everybody, put on your shoes and let's go. 159 00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:31,794 Or you could put on your PJs. 160 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:33,375 (Axl, Sue, and Brick) What? 161 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:34,768 'Cause you'll be in the car. 162 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,281 I don't get it. Why are we still in the car? 163 00:05:38,366 --> 00:05:40,400 - I thought we nixed that. - What are we even talking about? 164 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,007 I'm really, really confused. 165 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,232 Okay. 166 00:05:43,964 --> 00:05:48,709 Imagine a giant iPhone that you can drive up to. 167 00:05:50,493 --> 00:05:51,656 I'm listening. 168 00:06:01,232 --> 00:06:04,000 So we dragged our poor victims off into the night 169 00:06:04,107 --> 00:06:07,944 toward a future fond memory made just for them by... 170 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:10,910 yeah, awesome parents who care. 171 00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:12,508 Oh, boy. (Laughs) 172 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,781 Ooh! Check this out. 173 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:17,446 - Yeah. Hi. I'll have a large fries and-- - Axl. 174 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:19,665 Let him order. He'll figure it out soon enough. 175 00:06:19,782 --> 00:06:21,645 Look at this, you guys. 176 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:23,921 It's a triple feature-- "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," 177 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:26,285 "Fiddler on the Roof," and "Serpico." 178 00:06:26,996 --> 00:06:28,589 Mm. 2 bucks a car. It makes sense. 179 00:06:28,762 --> 00:06:30,807 I've never even heard of any of those movies. 180 00:06:30,922 --> 00:06:33,058 You never said they were gonna be old movies. 181 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:35,001 They're not old. They're classic. 182 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:36,463 "Classic" is code for "lame." 183 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:37,609 I mean, how could it not be? 184 00:06:37,715 --> 00:06:39,006 The first one has "chitty" right in the title. 185 00:06:39,118 --> 00:06:41,519 Oh, look! There's a playground up there. 186 00:06:41,639 --> 00:06:43,714 And after you play on that, when the movie starts, 187 00:06:43,813 --> 00:06:44,876 you come back to the car. 188 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,586 If I leave the car, I'm never coming back. 189 00:06:46,694 --> 00:06:48,872 Hey, look. The couple in the car next to us are wrestling. 190 00:06:49,015 --> 00:06:49,860 Oh. 191 00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:52,291 Hey! Family night! (Honks horn) 192 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:54,790 Axl, switch with me. I can't see behind dad. 193 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:57,298 - Pfft. - Axl, I think you're gonna really like "Serpico." 194 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,624 It's got Pacino in it. Remember the coach 195 00:06:58,738 --> 00:07:00,946 - from "Any Given Sunday"? - Oh, yeah? Cool. 196 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:02,993 Great football movie. Oh, hey, that reminds me. 197 00:07:03,093 --> 00:07:04,754 The, uh, scout from Southern called again. 198 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:06,796 I think he knows another school's after you. 199 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,022 - Axl, switch with me. - It's tough to pick. 200 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:10,970 I mean, East Indiana's got hotter chicks, 201 00:07:11,102 --> 00:07:12,888 but Southern's are supposed to be sluttier, so... 202 00:07:13,004 --> 00:07:14,409 (Honks horn) Family night. 203 00:07:14,525 --> 00:07:16,187 Dad, can you duck down when the movie starts? 204 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,393 Hang on. You know, Axl, 205 00:07:17,498 --> 00:07:19,998 maybe we can visit both campuses again later in the summer. 206 00:07:20,104 --> 00:07:22,468 - Dad. - I still can't believe we're choosing between two schools. 207 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,191 (Laughs) - I know, for Axl. - Dad, I am not gonna be able to see when I'm behind you. 208 00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:26,939 (Frankie, Axl, Brick, and Mike talking at same time) 209 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:27,976 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 210 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,489 (Axl) - Guys, I'm trying to listen to what they're saying. - Axl, switch with me! 211 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:33,149 - Get your freak leg off of me, sue! God! - Dad's not listening to me! What-- 212 00:07:33,259 --> 00:07:34,903 Okay, guys. Hey, guys. Hey! Hey! Hey! 213 00:07:35,028 --> 00:07:36,447 Hey! Why don't you all go to the swing set? 214 00:07:36,563 --> 00:07:38,035 Uh, 'cause I'm not 6. 215 00:07:38,138 --> 00:07:39,328 Not a suggestion. 216 00:07:39,596 --> 00:07:40,585 - Ugh! - Go. 217 00:07:40,684 --> 00:07:41,784 Come on. 218 00:07:42,611 --> 00:07:45,515 (Music playing over speaker) 219 00:07:45,677 --> 00:07:46,789 (Sighs) 220 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,483 Why do I feel like this was more fun when we were kids? 221 00:07:49,616 --> 00:07:51,671 Because when we were kids we didn't have kids? 222 00:07:51,761 --> 00:07:52,765 Ah. 223 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:57,463 (Squeaking) 224 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:04,709 Axl, do I have anything on my butt? 225 00:08:04,887 --> 00:08:05,760 No, you're good. 226 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,394 God, this is lame. 227 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:11,756 Every year, they go through some kind of midlife crisis. 228 00:08:11,869 --> 00:08:13,963 Thank God their lives are more than halfway over. 229 00:08:14,107 --> 00:08:16,450 By the way, nice job getting us kicked out of the car, Sue. 230 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:19,841 It wasn't my fault. I was trying to get dad to listen to me, 231 00:08:19,954 --> 00:08:23,746 but he only wanted to hear you go on and on about football. 232 00:08:23,854 --> 00:08:25,412 Well, that's 'cause I'm his favorite. 233 00:08:26,059 --> 00:08:29,212 What? You are not dad's favorite, Axl. 234 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:30,527 (Chuckles) Okay. 235 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:33,473 Nobody is anybody's favorite. 236 00:08:33,574 --> 00:08:35,518 Parents don't have favorite kids. 237 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,784 Sure they do. Everybody's got a favorite everything. 238 00:08:37,925 --> 00:08:39,223 - What's your favorite fruit? - Banana. 239 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:40,488 - Favorite group? - One Direction. 240 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:41,807 - Favorite movie? - "Fiddler on the Roof." 241 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:42,833 You haven't seen it yet. 242 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:44,310 Yeah, but I have a really good feeling about it. 243 00:08:45,099 --> 00:08:47,140 See? You think parents don't have a favorite kid? 244 00:08:47,282 --> 00:08:48,982 Everybody has a favorite everything, 245 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:51,408 and in this family, the favorite kid is me. 246 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:54,449 (Scoffs) Ha. That's hilarious. 247 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,534 Why would you be their favorite? 248 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:59,477 You cause them so much stress, you get bad grades, 249 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:01,428 you do dumb things with your friends. 250 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:04,595 There is no way you're they're favorite. 251 00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,838 Oh! There is way! 252 00:09:07,099 --> 00:09:08,382 I'm their firstborn. 253 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,112 I was born when they still had love to give. 254 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:11,518 Well, actually, I'm the baby, 255 00:09:11,616 --> 00:09:13,194 so I'm pretty sure I'm the favorite. 256 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:16,186 You're a loser who misses a tomato. I win. 257 00:09:16,436 --> 00:09:19,336 Believe what you want, but in every book, every movie, 258 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:21,364 the baby is always the favorite. 259 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,102 Not when he's an accident. 260 00:09:23,266 --> 00:09:25,102 That is not true. Sue! 261 00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:27,371 They called you "Oops" till you were 3. 262 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:30,633 Look, there is two of you, and I am the only girl. 263 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,479 Everyone knows girls are easier. 264 00:09:32,596 --> 00:09:34,525 I am so, so nice. 265 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:36,740 I think it's pretty clear who the favorite would be 266 00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:39,142 if they had a favorite, which they don't. 267 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,331 Sue, think about it. 268 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:43,772 What do you really contribute to this family? 269 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:46,200 I mean, Oops is freakishly smart, 270 00:09:46,334 --> 00:09:48,604 I got recruiters all wanting a piece of the ax, 271 00:09:48,715 --> 00:09:52,910 and hmm, what has Sue Sue Heck really brought to the party? 272 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:55,337 Nothing but the huge rust stain on her butt. 273 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,970 Axl! 274 00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,523 Look, clearly, you two didn't fulfill them, 275 00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:00,795 and they were forced to keep going 276 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,892 until they got what they wanted-- moi. 277 00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:05,252 You don't know anything. Neither of you. 278 00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:07,295 Parents don't have favorite kids! 279 00:10:07,402 --> 00:10:09,396 I'm sorry! They just don't! 280 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,159 Least favorite says "what." 281 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:12,182 What? 282 00:10:12,297 --> 00:10:13,475 (Laughs) 283 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,619 See, it's funny 284 00:10:14,724 --> 00:10:16,481 because he said "least favorite says 'what,'" 285 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,393 and then you repeated "what" and-- 286 00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:20,483 Don't nerd up my joke, Brick. Just let it lie. 287 00:10:24,315 --> 00:10:27,222 (Sighs) - This is nice, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 288 00:10:27,612 --> 00:10:29,121 We should do more things like this. (Cartoon playing indistinctly) 289 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,837 Why don't we do more things like this? 290 00:10:30,984 --> 00:10:32,144 (Mouth full) I don't know. 291 00:10:32,823 --> 00:10:34,074 Let's worry about why we don't do it more 292 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,350 when we're not doing it now. Okay? 293 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:37,862 Good plan. 294 00:10:39,408 --> 00:10:40,923 Okay, I get the seat behind mom. (Brick and Axl speak indistinctly) 295 00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:44,048 - Ah! What? I mean, as long as we-- - Whoo, popcorn! 296 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,516 - There you go. Help yourself... - Gimme some of that. 297 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,309 - For crying out loud. (Spits) - No ranch seasoning? 298 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:50,275 Whatever. I'll just eat this till my fires come. 299 00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:51,978 ♪ 300 00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:53,251 Mom, I really need to ask you something. 301 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:54,662 - Shh. Movie's starting. - Mm. 302 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,143 How can you tell? Is that the sound? 303 00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:58,328 It's so crackly. Oh, my God. I can barely hear it. 304 00:10:58,452 --> 00:10:59,930 - Turn it up. Up! Up! Up! - Okay. 305 00:11:00,046 --> 00:11:01,382 I think I missed the beginning. 306 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,794 The credits are my favorite part. 307 00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:04,530 Can someone rewind it? 308 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:07,834 Fun to witness the death of civilization up close, isn't it? 309 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,702 Do you guys have favorite kids? 310 00:11:09,991 --> 00:11:12,124 Mm. I like those Donahues. 311 00:11:12,461 --> 00:11:15,093 No, of us. Mom, I really want to know this. 312 00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,629 Do you guys have favorite kids? 313 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:20,320 Among us kids, do you guys have favorites? 314 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:21,899 Honey, don't be ridiculous. 315 00:11:22,054 --> 00:11:24,897 Parents love all their kids infinitely. 316 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,904 If there's infinite love, then it's not possible to love 317 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:31,179 one more than the other, because infinite love is infinite. 318 00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:34,470 (Mouth full) Guess I'd say Axl. 319 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,053 (Gasps) - Dad! - Mike! 320 00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:37,462 What? 321 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:38,564 Well, no, sure, 322 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,566 the infinite stuff your mom said... 323 00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:43,226 Yeah, but, I mean, if I had to pick, 324 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:46,858 it's-- it's-- I just have more in common with him, I guess. 325 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,162 ♪ 326 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,358 What? 327 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:50,772 Why you staring at me? 328 00:11:51,162 --> 00:11:52,185 I... 329 00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:54,957 We have football, we hang out together, 330 00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:56,546 talking about sports. 331 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,732 It's not personal. Just human nature. 332 00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:01,227 ♪ 333 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,333 What? 334 00:12:02,428 --> 00:12:04,174 Told ya. (Crunches) 335 00:12:15,321 --> 00:12:15,947 (Clank) 336 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,239 Ohh. 337 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:31,240 As June turned into late June, 338 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,866 Brick's tomato plant grew... 339 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,159 (Birds chirp) 340 00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:36,988 And grew... 341 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,821 And finally turned into a tomato. 342 00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:46,718 Yep, anyone who said our summer wasn't progressing beautifully 343 00:12:47,077 --> 00:12:49,280 didn't know what they were talking about. 344 00:12:49,412 --> 00:12:51,460 I'm just saying, East Indiana State is closer. 345 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:52,574 You gotta consider that. 346 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:53,795 We still don't know how much they're gonna play you, 347 00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:55,359 but I like the package they're putting together. 348 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,543 (Mouth full) I don't want to be closer. 349 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,974 I wanna be as far away from you people as possible. 350 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,429 It's like when Tevye decided his town was too small, 351 00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:04,728 so he went on the flying car to New York to become a cop. 352 00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:08,172 You do know that's three separate movies? 353 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,049 Dad, I know you're aware 354 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,330 that since the incident at the drive-in, 355 00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,424 I've kinda been freezing you out. 356 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:16,884 Mm-hmm? 357 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,831 I guess I just sorta felt like Serpico 358 00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:20,875 when his toymaker friend betrayed him, 359 00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,922 you know, before the pogrom guys burned down the wedding. 360 00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:24,582 Again, three separate movies. 361 00:13:24,732 --> 00:13:27,614 My point is, I think I was blaming you, but I realized 362 00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:30,122 I have to shoulder the responsibility as well. 363 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:33,475 Of course it would make sense that Axl would be your favorite. 364 00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:35,642 You spend more time with him, and he's a boy and everything, 365 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,121 and I've gotta own that. 366 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,396 Sue, he's not my favorite. It's just a dumb thing I said. 367 00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:43,667 Owning it. But it's not enough just to own it. 368 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,278 I have to fix it, 369 00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:48,879 and that's why I'm hereby declaring this 370 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,195 the summer of Sue and dad! 371 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,285 Wow! 372 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,147 That's a... big book. 373 00:13:56,242 --> 00:13:59,110 Yes, it is, and you and I are gonna fill every single page 374 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,731 with special memories of our summer together. 375 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:03,508 Memories we make... 376 00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:04,555 starting now. (Squeals) 377 00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:05,945 (Beep, shutter clicks) 378 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:07,932 Aah! Adorbs! 379 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,575 I'm gonna go print it out right now! 380 00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:10,919 Okay. 381 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,480 Infinite love. 382 00:14:15,596 --> 00:14:16,952 Could've been so easy. 383 00:14:17,994 --> 00:14:19,270 And as the summer wore on, 384 00:14:19,373 --> 00:14:22,346 Mike realized that more and more. 385 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:23,926 Pick a color. 386 00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:24,595 Blue. 387 00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:26,668 B-L-U-E. Pick a number. 388 00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:29,134 - Three. - One, two, three. Pick a higher number. 389 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:30,730 - Four. - One, two, three, four. 390 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,207 So then Spencer came back and was like, 391 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,015 "are you guys going to the pool?" 392 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,830 and carly thinks he was asking her out, 393 00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:38,089 but he did say "guys," so I'm not sure. 394 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,216 What do you think, dad? 395 00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:41,670 Brad's at tap camp, so I really need a man's opinion. 396 00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:43,882 Uh... 397 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,459 It's called pass the candle, 398 00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:48,661 and it's a really cool trust exercise. 399 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:51,399 We do it at slumber parties all the time. 400 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,234 I just shared with you 401 00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,733 that I don't really like the feel of sticky tape. 402 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:59,998 Now it's your turn to share something with me. 403 00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:03,812 (Blows air) 404 00:15:03,927 --> 00:15:05,970 Wait. Dad, did you make a wish? 405 00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,493 Yes. 406 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:08,955 Yes, I did. 407 00:15:09,063 --> 00:15:10,222 (Breathing deeply) 408 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,225 Relax. She's not here. 409 00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:17,513 What are you doing? 410 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:19,701 Working out and bulking up at the same time. 411 00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:21,586 I'm the world's most efficient man. (Chuckles) 412 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,089 (Splashes) 413 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,093 (Frankie) Axl! 414 00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:31,209 What is this that I just found under your bed? 415 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:32,069 I swear it's not mine. 416 00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:34,309 It's a report card with your name on it. 417 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,455 Oh, yeah. That's mine. 418 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,444 (Sighs) 419 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,619 Look at this, Mike. 420 00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:41,169 It turns our your favorite son failed a class. 421 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,964 - What? - Well, I can explain. 422 00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,233 All right, the first half of the year, 423 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,516 I didn't even know I was taking it. 424 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:46,904 I thought I had a free period, 425 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:49,545 then everyone was too far ahead, and I was totally lost. 426 00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:50,985 In English? 427 00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:52,579 That shouldn't even be a requirement. 428 00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:54,370 I've been speaking it, like, half my life. 429 00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:56,072 How long were you planning on hiding this from us? 430 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:57,926 I swear, I was gonna tell you right after 431 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:00,762 I did something good, but nothing good happened, so... 432 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:01,927 If you're gonna sit around this house 433 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,127 waiting for good things to happen, 434 00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:05,096 you got a long wait, mister. 435 00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:07,152 What's going on? 436 00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:09,249 Is Axl in some kind of trouble? 437 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:12,135 Uh, yeah, your brother may not be going to college. 438 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:14,998 Chillax. I got, like, two schools fighting over me. 439 00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:17,600 Not if you don't finish high school, you don't. 440 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,021 You know, my report card was quite good. 441 00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,018 I could maybe tack it up here on the fridge 442 00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:23,889 for you to peruse at your leisure. 443 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,548 It's not that big of a deal. 444 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,737 It's one class. I can just take it next year. 445 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:31,454 No, you can't. You've got a full course load as it is. 446 00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:32,608 Damn it, Axl! 447 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,248 We were gonna spend one last summer together, 448 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,577 and now I gotta scramble around 449 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,831 to see if I can even get you into summer school! 450 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:40,369 No! No school in summer. 451 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,171 Those things together are an oxymoron. 452 00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:43,568 Whoa. I think I used it right. 453 00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:45,031 See? I know this stuff. 454 00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,416 The passing grade is just a formality. 455 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,721 Please. Don't make me go to summer school. 456 00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:49,413 What about the-- the-- the-- the "this"? 457 00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:51,134 Huh? You said that was very important. 458 00:16:51,237 --> 00:16:53,033 I'll go outside right now and hit tennis balls. 459 00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:56,680 Since I got good grades, I could go do that. 460 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,635 Dad, care to join me? 461 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,811 (Camera shutter clicks) 462 00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:04,648 Okay, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 463 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:07,553 You are going to go to summer school, 464 00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:10,083 and you are going to excel, or I am gonna reach under 465 00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:13,421 that bed of yours and choke you with whatever else I find there! 466 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,663 God. That's so typical. 467 00:17:15,797 --> 00:17:16,974 You just focus on the one bad thing 468 00:17:17,082 --> 00:17:19,262 and completely ignore all the C's and D's. 469 00:17:20,254 --> 00:17:21,484 (Sighs) 470 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:31,628 Oh, my God. Summer school's even lamer than real school. 471 00:17:31,881 --> 00:17:34,464 Now they expect me to memorize a dumb raven poems 472 00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:36,242 that barely even rhyme. I mean, I could write 473 00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:38,746 a billion times better one than this right now. 474 00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:42,191 Summer blows. Away it goes. 475 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:43,489 It's totally sucky... 476 00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:46,274 Something that rhymes with "sucky." 477 00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,422 I think Poe can rest easy another day. 478 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:51,300 This is good, guys. We got here early. 479 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:53,196 We staked out a really good spot. 480 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:56,843 Ooh! Yeah, baby! I love me some fireworks! 481 00:17:56,987 --> 00:17:58,727 Nothing says summer like fireworks. 482 00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,473 Still in there swingin', huh, pally? 483 00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:01,885 - Mm-hmm. - Gotta hand it to us. 484 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,562 A lesser family would've given up. 485 00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,685 Is there a lesser family? 486 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,211 Ugh. There's barely anyone here. 487 00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:10,336 That's because everybody with lesser parents 488 00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:12,888 are in their houses, glued to their screens, 489 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:15,861 and we are having a nice picnic. 490 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:17,094 Who's got the blue bag? 491 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,293 (Mike, Sue, Axl, and Brick) You forgot the blue bag? 492 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:21,518 No, I absolutely did not forget the blue bag. 493 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:23,166 I pulled it out of the trunk. 494 00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:29,194 Relax. I probably set it next to the car. 495 00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:30,711 I'll just go back and get it. 496 00:18:31,031 --> 00:18:32,728 Dad, I made up a bunch of questions 497 00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:33,941 for us to ask each other. 498 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:36,921 I call it "the summer of Sue and dad survey," 499 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,967 which when abbreviated spells "so sad," but it's not. 500 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:42,150 It's the opposite of that. It's happy. 501 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,380 Mm. 502 00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:45,149 How long is this gonna last? 503 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,707 Your daughter loving you? I don't know. 504 00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:50,404 Okay, question one-- 505 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:54,476 Which character on "Glee" do you most identify with and why? 506 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,805 Dad, wanna go toss a football around? 507 00:18:56,932 --> 00:18:59,914 Yes. I think better when I move. 508 00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:00,638 Ooh. 509 00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:02,891 All right, dad, going wide! 510 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:04,383 (Mike) Good catch! 511 00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,014 You're trying way too hard with dad, Sue. 512 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,289 It's getting embarrassing. 513 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,365 Uh... (Scoffs) I think the collage I made 514 00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:11,983 of us making collages would beg to differ. 515 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,552 I have made a lot of good headway. 516 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:15,891 Found it. 517 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,976 A few things fell out, but this chicken is good. 518 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:19,875 Mmm. 519 00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:21,414 So you're not dad's favorite. 520 00:19:21,598 --> 00:19:23,545 Move on. I've made peace with it. 521 00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:24,614 (Mouth full) Oh, come on. 522 00:19:24,717 --> 00:19:26,225 Are you guys still talking about this? 523 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,906 Look, your dad says stuff, he doesn't think, 524 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:32,307 there's no favorites, he loves you all the same. 525 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,626 (Mike) How about this kid? That's my boy! 526 00:19:35,085 --> 00:19:37,724 Axl, get off of dad's shoulders. It's time to eat. 527 00:19:37,815 --> 00:19:39,369 (Axl) - All right! Whoo! (Mike) - Great pass! 528 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,504 Mmm. Triangle watermelon. 529 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,836 My favorite. 530 00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:46,824 See? What'd I tell you? Fruit, kids, parents, everything. 531 00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,200 Parents? 532 00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,885 Hells, yeah, parents. I got favorites. 533 00:19:50,998 --> 00:19:53,892 Like, in terms of you two, hands down, dad's my favorite. 534 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,102 Axl, we shouldn't do this. 535 00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:58,345 It only ends up hurting people's feelings. 536 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,165 It's okay, Sue. I have pretty thick skin. 537 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,228 I mean, of course Axl's gonna say dad's his favorite. 538 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:03,386 Dad picked him. 539 00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:04,695 They're in cahoots. 540 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,376 I'm not in cahoots with anyone. 541 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:09,075 (Scoffs) This is a silly discussion to even be having. 542 00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:11,873 Everyone has their own opinions. Right, guys? 543 00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:14,662 I don't think we should be talking about this. 544 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,702 No. Go on, Brick. 545 00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:17,918 I think we're all very interested 546 00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:19,141 in what you have to say. 547 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,831 Look, you have a lot of things in your favor. 548 00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:22,300 I'm not saying it wasn't a tough call, 549 00:20:22,415 --> 00:20:23,851 but I gotta go dad. 550 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,499 Dad? 551 00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:27,317 This guy right here? 552 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,009 You're the one that nags them. That's all. 553 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,299 That's the only reason they're picking me. 554 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:32,402 This is you defending me? The nag defense? 555 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:34,256 You do nag us a lot. 556 00:20:34,356 --> 00:20:35,222 (Sue) No, you guys. 557 00:20:35,325 --> 00:20:37,579 Stop. You can't just discount mom. 558 00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:38,941 Mom is there for us. 559 00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:41,032 She does a lot of things for us. 560 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,405 Yeah... 561 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,581 Think about it. How much does she really do? 562 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,225 I mean, she doesn't cook us that much food. 563 00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:47,984 Then again, do we really want her to? 564 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:49,545 This chicken's pretty rank. 565 00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:51,047 (Mouth full) I like it. 566 00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:52,131 That is true. 567 00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:54,087 Your after-school pickup record's a little spotty. 568 00:20:54,192 --> 00:20:55,405 She's not the most reliable. 569 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,917 She did leave me at wrestlerette practice 570 00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:59,217 so late the janitor went home and my hair froze. 571 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,731 It was one time. I fell asleep. 572 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,789 Come on. You were going 573 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,590 in the right direction there before, Sue. 574 00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:06,528 Just stand up for yourself and your beliefs. 575 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,673 Yeah, just say it, Sue. Who's your favorite? 576 00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:10,687 I am not gonna do this. I am not gonna participate 577 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,118 in anything that's just gonna end up hurting mom's feelings. 578 00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:14,290 (Gasps) 579 00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:16,590 I'm sorry, mom. 580 00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:18,230 I am so, so sorry. 581 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:21,760 It's just that it's the summer of Sue and dad. 582 00:21:22,174 --> 00:21:23,356 Wow. 583 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:26,075 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. 584 00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:27,974 So you're not their favorite parent. 585 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,021 You're a solid second place. 586 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,023 - Eh. - Eh? 587 00:21:33,136 --> 00:21:35,497 Mrs. Donahue sends Sean with extra cookies for my lunch. 588 00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:36,676 Hang on. This is wrong. 589 00:21:36,802 --> 00:21:38,571 None of us are being fair to mom here. 590 00:21:38,728 --> 00:21:40,581 Maybe if you made your case. 591 00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:44,108 Oh, please. I am not gonna make my case. 592 00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:46,212 (Mouth full) Okay, fine. 593 00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:49,540 First of all, I'm the one that does all things kid-related. 594 00:21:49,673 --> 00:21:51,034 I sign all your permission slips, 595 00:21:51,151 --> 00:21:52,679 I run out and get you poster board, 596 00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:55,492 I clean that cesspool you call a backpack. 597 00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:56,291 Frankie, don't do this. 598 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:58,117 Oh, I'm doing it. Do you know 599 00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:01,088 all three of your heads were unnaturally large, 600 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:03,228 thanks to your giant favorite parent over here's 601 00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:04,655 weird genetic quirk? 602 00:22:04,762 --> 00:22:07,675 And that after 27 months of carrying you people around, 603 00:22:07,788 --> 00:22:10,404 I can no longer sneeze or laugh or jump in the bouncy house 604 00:22:10,526 --> 00:22:11,992 without peeing? 605 00:22:12,192 --> 00:22:13,512 They don't really need to know that. 606 00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,024 Okay. What about tonight? 607 00:22:15,165 --> 00:22:16,542 Who's the one that got us out of the house, 608 00:22:16,695 --> 00:22:19,157 that packed the blue bag full of tasty chicken, 609 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,416 and searched the newspapers for the best park 610 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:23,420 with the best view of the best fireworks, 611 00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:27,056 all so we could create one stinking memory of "this"? 612 00:22:27,161 --> 00:22:29,810 Well, if anybody's still confused, it was me. 613 00:22:30,055 --> 00:22:31,405 Me, me, me. 614 00:22:31,508 --> 00:22:34,418 So just lie down, stop talking, and start watching, 615 00:22:34,531 --> 00:22:38,102 because nothing says summer like fireworks! 616 00:22:45,175 --> 00:22:48,727 (Fireworks explode in distance) 617 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:51,991 Nobody... say... anything. 618 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:02,848 As July turned into August, 619 00:23:02,973 --> 00:23:04,230 the only healthy relationship 620 00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:07,064 left in the house was Brick and his tomato. 621 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:10,839 It grew so big he needed to find support for it. 622 00:23:11,866 --> 00:23:12,901 (Frankie) Brick! 623 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,180 And then he found other support for it. 624 00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:17,204 (Sue) Brick! 625 00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:20,884 I'd like to say we were making the same progress 626 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:22,383 on our summer... (Tv playing indistinctly) 627 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,552 But I wasn't throwing in the towel just yet. 628 00:23:24,677 --> 00:23:27,745 Guys, come on. It's a beautiful day out there, 629 00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:30,656 and I'm about to show you some real fun. 630 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,230 Guess what I used to do when I was a kid. 631 00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:33,921 Ride dinosaurs? 632 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,198 Yes, 'cause I'm a billion years old. 633 00:23:36,328 --> 00:23:38,048 Come on. You're gonna love it. 634 00:23:38,995 --> 00:23:40,326 (All groan) 635 00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:43,854 Ta-da! 636 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,122 What are we supposed to do? 637 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:47,614 Run through it. 638 00:23:48,264 --> 00:23:49,241 Why? 639 00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,551 Because it's fun. 640 00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:52,010 Come on. I'll show you. 641 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:53,969 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 642 00:23:55,094 --> 00:23:56,472 What do you do now? 643 00:23:56,627 --> 00:23:58,146 You run through it again, like... 644 00:23:58,266 --> 00:24:02,521 Whoa! Whoa! It's cold, but exhilarating. 645 00:24:02,761 --> 00:24:04,012 I don't get it. 646 00:24:04,137 --> 00:24:04,947 - Please stop. - Me neither. 647 00:24:05,056 --> 00:24:06,916 No, try it. Listen if your clothes get wet, 648 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,454 I won't freak out on you like your dad would. 649 00:24:09,611 --> 00:24:11,810 Come on. It's-- it's spontaneous. 650 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:13,245 Just... Whoo! 651 00:24:13,339 --> 00:24:14,725 You can go slow 652 00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:17,165 or you can go fast. Aah! 653 00:24:17,877 --> 00:24:19,329 Skip... 654 00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:22,857 You can go backwards. 655 00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:24,885 Whoo! Ooh. 656 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:26,804 You can pretend like you're leaping into another dimension. 657 00:24:32,464 --> 00:24:33,328 Oh, sure. 658 00:24:33,423 --> 00:24:35,910 If your dad suggested it, you would do it. 659 00:24:36,179 --> 00:24:38,848 Well, I'm not playing this popularity contest. 660 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,565 Yeah, I'm not. 661 00:24:40,719 --> 00:24:41,482 You know, Brick, 662 00:24:41,572 --> 00:24:43,732 I always thought you and I had a special bond. Hmm? 663 00:24:43,925 --> 00:24:46,922 Mother and son-- no stronger bond on earth. 664 00:24:47,031 --> 00:24:49,487 Really? I thought you believed in infinite love. 665 00:24:49,908 --> 00:24:51,676 Well, yes, 666 00:24:51,886 --> 00:24:54,298 infinite love while also understanding 667 00:24:54,456 --> 00:24:57,895 that you might have a special connection to one person 668 00:24:58,069 --> 00:25:01,705 or parent more than the other. 669 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,046 And here's the thing. I know you probably felt 670 00:25:04,151 --> 00:25:05,964 the pressure to say dad was your favorite 671 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,738 'cause that's the way the whole family seemed to be leaning, 672 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:10,410 but honestly, 673 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:13,069 I think it takes real character 674 00:25:13,188 --> 00:25:16,238 to speak out and express your own feelings, 675 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:19,442 and I think that you have that kind of character. 676 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:21,945 Mom, you're better than this. 677 00:25:22,047 --> 00:25:23,967 I'm not, though, Brick. I'm really not. 678 00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:26,480 This is killing me. How could you pick dad over me? 679 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:28,100 He says it's okay if my socks don't match. 680 00:25:28,196 --> 00:25:29,958 But it's not! Because people will think you're weird, 681 00:25:30,094 --> 00:25:33,371 and I'm only telling you that 'cause I love you more than dad. 682 00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:34,807 It's 'cause he's tall. 683 00:25:34,912 --> 00:25:36,815 People love tall people. I've seen the studies. 684 00:25:36,924 --> 00:25:38,239 Look, to be honest, 685 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,673 I think the fireworks thing really set you back. 686 00:25:40,824 --> 00:25:43,771 I mean, you literally robbed us of fire in the sky. 687 00:25:43,962 --> 00:25:45,835 Plus, we all got sick from your chicken. 688 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:48,808 That was a month ago. What, are you guys keeping score? 689 00:25:48,939 --> 00:25:51,292 32 to 10. And if it was up to Axl and Sue, 690 00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:52,749 you'd only have 4 points. 691 00:25:52,869 --> 00:25:54,068 (Sighs) 692 00:25:56,913 --> 00:25:58,626 - Brick, does dad know you're-- - Oh, don't worry. 693 00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:01,018 They're not dad's. I found them on the playground. 694 00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:04,195 (Sighs) 695 00:26:04,612 --> 00:26:05,655 All right. 696 00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:10,563 So, uh, listen, just off the top of my head, 697 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:12,870 you know, totally unrelated to this discussion, 698 00:26:13,186 --> 00:26:14,676 summer's almost over. 699 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:16,045 So if there's anything, 700 00:26:16,185 --> 00:26:19,140 anything at all that you wanted to do, 701 00:26:20,126 --> 00:26:22,820 I'd certainly do my best to try and make it happen. 702 00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:24,316 Really? 703 00:26:24,437 --> 00:26:25,740 Well, actually, 704 00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:28,178 I read that the River County fair is 705 00:26:28,285 --> 00:26:29,934 having a big tomato contest. 706 00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:31,513 The winner gets a trophy 707 00:26:31,634 --> 00:26:33,724 and a shout-out on the River Soil web site. 708 00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:37,189 Ugh. Brick, it's three hours away. 709 00:26:37,577 --> 00:26:39,393 It'll probably get you 20 points. 710 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,718 (Sighs) Fine. 711 00:26:43,194 --> 00:26:44,582 (Gasps) Dad, so glad you're home. 712 00:26:44,718 --> 00:26:46,499 I got markers, stencils, and jewels, 713 00:26:46,602 --> 00:26:48,174 and I thought we could each make a page 714 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,104 for the "summer of Sue and dad" book, 715 00:26:50,204 --> 00:26:51,878 but we don't know what the other is doing, 716 00:26:51,971 --> 00:26:53,647 and then we dedicate 'em to each other. 717 00:26:53,754 --> 00:26:56,582 Hang on, Sue. Axl, what are you doing? 718 00:26:56,899 --> 00:26:58,835 I am pen face. 719 00:26:59,088 --> 00:27:00,007 (Laughs) 720 00:27:00,137 --> 00:27:01,847 Well, be book face and start studying. 721 00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:03,591 You got a lot of material to cover by Friday. 722 00:27:03,684 --> 00:27:06,326 Uh, how many times have you taken eleventh grade English? 723 00:27:06,411 --> 00:27:07,455 'Cause I've taken it twice now, 724 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,800 so I think I know a little bit more than you. 725 00:27:09,923 --> 00:27:11,476 Dad, glitter glue or sharpie markers? 726 00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:13,140 Oh, is that so? Okay. 727 00:27:13,244 --> 00:27:14,380 Let's take a little quiz. 728 00:27:14,754 --> 00:27:16,539 In the first act of "Death of a Salesman," 729 00:27:16,699 --> 00:27:18,000 which character-- 730 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,528 Death. 731 00:27:19,901 --> 00:27:23,146 (Sighs) Death isn't even a character, Axl. 732 00:27:24,364 --> 00:27:25,324 That's fine. 733 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,527 I guess we'll just sit here and go over this together. 734 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:30,302 And it was at that moment, Sue realized... 735 00:27:30,421 --> 00:27:32,933 Attention didn't have to be positive, 736 00:27:33,674 --> 00:27:34,949 and maybe negative attention 737 00:27:35,094 --> 00:27:37,435 was better than no attention at all. 738 00:27:37,971 --> 00:27:41,169 So Sue set out to explore her dark side. 739 00:27:41,605 --> 00:27:43,510 Well, dark for Sue. 740 00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:45,456 She used Mike's razor... 741 00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:46,662 (Gasps) Ah! 742 00:27:47,861 --> 00:27:49,603 Not using a coaster. 743 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,149 Nope. Hot day, too. 744 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,636 Whatevs. 745 00:27:56,825 --> 00:27:58,712 She didn't wind up the hose... 746 00:28:04,198 --> 00:28:05,766 And worst of all... 747 00:28:05,889 --> 00:28:07,909 Going to bed without my headgear, 748 00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:09,227 even though the orthodontist 749 00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:11,257 totally recommends I wear it at night. 750 00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:15,180 But I don't care. Whatevs. 751 00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:19,778 So as we headed into the final few days of summer, 752 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,164 we were all frustrated, 753 00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:24,932 but we had one more chance to salvage the summer-- 754 00:28:25,024 --> 00:28:26,556 the River County fair. 755 00:28:27,218 --> 00:28:29,892 (Thump) Hey, gentle on the bumps, please. 756 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:32,711 I can't believe this. I finally finish my last English paper 757 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,844 while we're pumping gas, and instead of taking me out 758 00:28:34,953 --> 00:28:36,093 or buying me a reward, 759 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:39,462 I'm stuck chauffeuring a tomato to a loser fest. 760 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:40,682 This is a big deal. 761 00:28:40,794 --> 00:28:42,893 There was a whole write-up about last year's. 762 00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:44,251 Listen to this-- 763 00:28:44,922 --> 00:28:48,271 "As gawkers lined past the table full of tomatoes, 764 00:28:48,423 --> 00:28:49,879 they were heard to exclaim, 765 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:52,772 'well, I never saw anything like this,' 766 00:28:52,935 --> 00:28:56,131 and 'I think this one's gonna be a winner.'" 767 00:28:56,244 --> 00:28:57,269 Aah! 768 00:28:57,378 --> 00:28:58,816 Axl, come on. 769 00:28:58,966 --> 00:29:01,078 This could be our last summer together as a family. 770 00:29:01,227 --> 00:29:02,750 Don't you want to get some of "this" 771 00:29:02,872 --> 00:29:04,882 before you're out there dealing with all that? 772 00:29:04,982 --> 00:29:06,610 Oh, my God. Isn't "this" over yet? 773 00:29:06,762 --> 00:29:08,526 It's not this. It's "this." 774 00:29:08,617 --> 00:29:10,986 Well, I want to do this, this, and... 775 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:12,690 (Imitates gunshot) This. 776 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,555 You know, dad, I'm not surprised you wanted to drive together 777 00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:18,676 so you could talk to me alone. 778 00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:22,652 What are you talking about? I had to stop at work first, 779 00:29:22,769 --> 00:29:24,448 and you said you wanted to come with me. 780 00:29:24,824 --> 00:29:27,720 I get it. I've been out of control. 781 00:29:28,364 --> 00:29:31,151 I'm sure you're very disappointed in my behavior. 782 00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:34,890 Well, you've been sort of annoying with that scrapbook. 783 00:29:35,012 --> 00:29:36,471 No, it's good you're intervening now, 784 00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:38,124 'cause I am at a crucial point in my life 785 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,924 where I could go either way. 786 00:29:46,081 --> 00:29:47,034 ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 787 00:29:47,136 --> 00:29:49,253 ♪ do-do-do-do ♪ 788 00:29:53,268 --> 00:29:54,051 I mean, 789 00:29:54,185 --> 00:29:55,375 I stopped taking my multivitamins, 790 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:57,326 so I don't know where that's gonna lead. 791 00:29:57,489 --> 00:30:00,179 Yep. Probably got a lot of attention headed my way, 792 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,449 and not the good kind. 793 00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:06,466 (Cheering on radio) 794 00:30:06,614 --> 00:30:08,254 I've done some bad things, dad. 795 00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:09,452 Bad things. 796 00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:10,815 Yesterday I was at a health fair, 797 00:30:10,921 --> 00:30:12,258 and there was a booth with a basket of chapstick, 798 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,276 and I took one. 799 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,075 Maybe they weren't even free. 800 00:30:15,224 --> 00:30:16,515 I don't know. 801 00:30:16,629 --> 00:30:18,984 They could've been for sale, and I just shoplifted. 802 00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:20,248 Whatevs. 803 00:30:21,016 --> 00:30:22,223 Oh, God. Oh! 804 00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:28,316 I think I'm gonna throw up. 805 00:30:28,496 --> 00:30:30,964 You didn't eat the ham sandwich that was in that towel, did you? 806 00:30:31,182 --> 00:30:32,573 I'm just nervous. 807 00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:34,967 I heard there's out-of-towners from Des Moines coming in, 808 00:30:35,092 --> 00:30:37,028 and they had above-average rainfall this year. 809 00:30:37,225 --> 00:30:39,302 Axl, let us out. I gotta give Brick some air. 810 00:30:39,403 --> 00:30:41,149 Just park the car and meet us at the funnel cake stand. 811 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,871 Don't say "funnel cake." 812 00:30:43,297 --> 00:30:44,739 (Whispers) Funnel cake. 813 00:30:45,709 --> 00:30:46,502 Oh. 814 00:30:47,783 --> 00:30:49,151 You here for the demolition derby? 815 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,029 Uh, yeah. Sure. 816 00:30:51,139 --> 00:30:53,094 Okay. This way. 817 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,253 (Engine idling) 818 00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:09,181 What the... Hey! Get back here! 819 00:31:09,358 --> 00:31:10,746 (Car engine revs) 820 00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:12,917 Are you kidding me? 821 00:31:13,923 --> 00:31:15,741 This is the worst parking lot ever. 822 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:17,936 I'm gonna need your insurance card! 823 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,825 (Man over PA) Who's gonna win this time? 824 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,195 (Speaks indistinctly) 825 00:31:29,629 --> 00:31:31,363 Number 11... (Speaks indistinctly) 826 00:31:33,095 --> 00:31:35,585 (Carnival music playing) 827 00:31:40,921 --> 00:31:44,185 This worked out just the way you wanted, didn't it, Axl? 828 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,802 You saw that he was a champion, 829 00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:47,696 and you couldn't take that somebody else 830 00:31:47,813 --> 00:31:49,440 was gonna get the glory. 831 00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:52,361 You are a small, small, petty man. 832 00:31:52,468 --> 00:31:54,345 God, Brick, it was an accident! What about my car? 833 00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:56,700 Who drives a car into a demolition derby by mistake? 834 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:57,957 At least I placed fourth. 835 00:31:58,062 --> 00:31:59,840 If it wasn't for sergeant smashup, I would've medaled. 836 00:31:59,943 --> 00:32:01,401 Listen, everybody, just take a breath. 837 00:32:01,506 --> 00:32:02,544 This is nothing we can't work out 838 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,326 over a couple of fried snickers, okay? 839 00:32:04,431 --> 00:32:06,260 Last Sunday, in church, when the priest told us 840 00:32:06,368 --> 00:32:08,652 to pray for the poor, you know, I-I prayed for the rich. 841 00:32:08,785 --> 00:32:10,961 That's just the way my brain is working these days. 842 00:32:11,153 --> 00:32:15,171 I cannot believe that you would do something so moronic. 843 00:32:15,282 --> 00:32:16,527 As I said, we could all use a minute. 844 00:32:16,621 --> 00:32:18,915 Let's just get a fried pie, a couple fried marshmallows. 845 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,070 There's a fried butter stand right in there. Come on. 846 00:32:21,178 --> 00:32:22,529 Oh. The car. 847 00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:24,461 Axl, I said we're not talking about-- 848 00:32:24,557 --> 00:32:27,105 No, my paper's in that car! My final paper I need to turn in 849 00:32:27,218 --> 00:32:29,123 to pass my stupid summer school class! 850 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,303 - Damn it, Axl! - Axl, are you kidding?! 851 00:32:31,455 --> 00:32:33,245 I ate unwashed fruit! 852 00:32:33,364 --> 00:32:34,090 (Frankie) Wait! 853 00:32:34,182 --> 00:32:35,386 Well, I'm not helping. 854 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,543 Hey! Wait! 855 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:37,956 No, I'm not gonna help go get it, 856 00:32:38,049 --> 00:32:39,134 even if somebody asks me... 857 00:32:39,983 --> 00:32:41,368 - Stop! Come back! (Frankie) - Wait! 858 00:32:41,495 --> 00:32:42,534 ...to. 859 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:45,877 As Sue watched the family take off, 860 00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:48,607 she realized that whether she joined us or not, 861 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,518 no one would notice. 862 00:32:51,062 --> 00:32:53,855 The only way she was gonna get our attention was to... 863 00:32:54,242 --> 00:32:55,707 disappear. 864 00:33:08,859 --> 00:33:11,616 So Sue walked the midway for what seemed like forever, 865 00:33:12,821 --> 00:33:14,405 trying to get lost, 866 00:33:15,102 --> 00:33:16,867 but hoping to be found. 867 00:33:24,988 --> 00:33:26,120 Hi. 868 00:33:26,249 --> 00:33:27,649 Uh, my name is Sue Heck. 869 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,795 Has anyone tried to find me yet? 870 00:33:30,247 --> 00:33:32,602 No. I don't think so. 871 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:34,115 Are you lost? 872 00:33:34,233 --> 00:33:35,712 Well, no, not yet. 873 00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,649 But probably soon. 874 00:33:39,675 --> 00:33:41,440 I'll just wait over here. 875 00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:51,580 (Laughter and cheering in distance) 876 00:33:53,209 --> 00:33:56,100 So if someone was trying to find me, 877 00:33:56,427 --> 00:33:58,960 this is where'd they come. Correct? 878 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,962 Yes. 879 00:34:01,096 --> 00:34:02,625 Okay. 880 00:34:10,046 --> 00:34:11,923 Are you here 'cause you're in trouble? 881 00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:13,243 Oh. No. No, no, no, no. 882 00:34:13,363 --> 00:34:14,756 I-I'm a nice girl. (Chuckles) 883 00:34:14,913 --> 00:34:16,977 Oh. See? 884 00:34:17,693 --> 00:34:19,198 (Carnival music plays in distance) 885 00:34:23,953 --> 00:34:26,785 You know, it's a really crowded fair, 886 00:34:26,894 --> 00:34:28,417 so sometimes it takes them a while 887 00:34:28,521 --> 00:34:30,100 to notice you're missing. 888 00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:31,544 (Door opens) 889 00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:33,211 Oscar, thank God! 890 00:34:33,395 --> 00:34:35,817 Oh. That was the longest four minutes of our lives. 891 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,750 We don't know what we would've done without you. 892 00:34:37,853 --> 00:34:39,712 Never do that to us again. 893 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:42,668 All right. Let's get some ice cream. (Chuckles) 894 00:34:53,143 --> 00:34:55,131 It's ringing. (Chuckles) 895 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,379 If you guys are home, um, this is Sue, 896 00:34:59,538 --> 00:35:03,110 and I'm still at the fair, so... 897 00:35:03,238 --> 00:35:05,273 (Mike) Hi. We lost something very important. 898 00:35:05,438 --> 00:35:07,015 Our son's English paper. 899 00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:08,934 It was in one of the cars they hauled away to the dump. 900 00:35:09,045 --> 00:35:10,590 We tried to chase it down, but we couldn't catch it, 901 00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:12,322 and then we went to the demolition derby arena, 902 00:35:12,437 --> 00:35:13,533 but they told us to come here. 903 00:35:13,647 --> 00:35:16,663 I need that paper. I can't take junior English a third time. 904 00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:18,077 I just can't. 905 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:20,762 I'm just an hourly hire. Sorry. 906 00:35:21,097 --> 00:35:22,785 (Sighs) 907 00:35:24,403 --> 00:35:26,626 Sue, we're all tired from running around, 908 00:35:26,743 --> 00:35:28,799 but this is no time to sit. Let's go. 909 00:35:35,651 --> 00:35:38,089 With Axl's car demolished, his paper gone, 910 00:35:38,226 --> 00:35:41,280 Brick's tomato squashed, and Sue in a dark place, 911 00:35:41,422 --> 00:35:43,828 the end of summer was a bust. 912 00:35:44,191 --> 00:35:45,770 There weren't enough foods on a stick 913 00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:47,513 to turn this thing around. 914 00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:50,250 - Anybody wanna check out the fun house? - No. 915 00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:51,823 4-H beef show? 916 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:52,875 No. 917 00:35:52,983 --> 00:35:54,971 The cheesy side dish judging contest? 918 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:56,245 No. 919 00:35:56,524 --> 00:35:59,815 Frankie, can we just pull the rip cord on this thing? 920 00:35:59,952 --> 00:36:02,124 Let's just admit that our amazing summer was a bust 921 00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:05,264 and hope fall is a little kinder to us. 922 00:36:05,379 --> 00:36:07,807 - I was at lost and found, and no one knew I was gone. - I just wanna go home. 923 00:36:07,912 --> 00:36:10,743 Fine. I was just trying 'cause that's what you wanted. 924 00:36:10,856 --> 00:36:13,238 If you're done, I'm done. Let's just go to the car. 925 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,254 (Frankie) - Really? - I don't believe this. 926 00:36:38,379 --> 00:36:40,039 I always remember where I park. 927 00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,401 I hope you guys are deducting points for this. 928 00:36:42,522 --> 00:36:44,967 I think it was near a white van. Sue, do you remember? 929 00:36:45,178 --> 00:36:47,282 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? 930 00:36:47,397 --> 00:36:49,985 I'm tired and emotionally drained. Where's the car? 931 00:36:50,095 --> 00:36:53,509 I don't know. Sue was talking a lot when we parked. 932 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:54,961 Nice going, dad. 933 00:36:55,428 --> 00:36:56,882 Oh, yeah? Really? 934 00:36:56,988 --> 00:36:59,219 Well, at least I got a car to drive home in. 935 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,489 Oh, ho, like you've never accidentally driven your car 936 00:37:01,591 --> 00:37:03,474 into a demolition derby before. 937 00:37:03,577 --> 00:37:05,350 No. You know what, Axl? I haven't. 938 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,215 God, you've been so grumpy all day. 939 00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:10,102 - Gee. I wonder if there's a reason why. - I don't know what you want me to say. 940 00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:11,600 I'll save up for a new car. 941 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:14,431 This isn't about the car, Axl. This is about you. 942 00:37:14,592 --> 00:37:16,400 Of course it is. 943 00:37:16,511 --> 00:37:18,259 Do you realize that if you would've gotten hurt, 944 00:37:18,376 --> 00:37:20,725 you could've kissed your football scholarship good-bye? 945 00:37:20,914 --> 00:37:22,788 You gotta start being smart. 946 00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:24,391 I try, but it's not that easy. 947 00:37:24,515 --> 00:37:26,203 Well, I'm tired of being smart for you. 948 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:28,469 This is your entire future here, and you're playing games 949 00:37:28,586 --> 00:37:30,632 with your report card and almost getting killed. 950 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,572 You're 18. It's time for you to start doing the thinking. 951 00:37:33,725 --> 00:37:36,085 I always think I'm very responsible. 952 00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,429 You don't know how lucky you are to have a scholarship. 953 00:37:38,829 --> 00:37:41,050 I'd have killed to play ball in college. 954 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:44,301 He doesn't care. He has no respect for people or produce. 955 00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:46,526 Oh, that was not my fault. All right, you blame mom 956 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,107 for dragging us here in the first place. 957 00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,927 Hey, me, your nonfavorite, 958 00:37:50,024 --> 00:37:52,404 was fine with you watching TV all summer. 959 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:54,490 He's the one that wanted you off it. 960 00:37:54,601 --> 00:37:56,143 I would've preferred TV to coming here. 961 00:37:56,269 --> 00:37:58,472 Oh, you're the one that wanted "this." 962 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,145 I was just trying to give it to you. 963 00:38:00,264 --> 00:38:03,379 Oh, no. No, this has nothing to do with "this." 964 00:38:03,497 --> 00:38:04,951 The only reason we're here is 965 00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:06,809 'cause you wanted to suck up to Brick. 966 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,279 That's right. I know all about the 20 points. 967 00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:11,327 Well, I'm done with summer. 968 00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:14,776 But this was supposed to be the summer of Sue and dad! 969 00:38:14,881 --> 00:38:16,882 Sue! Enough already. 970 00:38:16,982 --> 00:38:19,064 I love you, damn it. I shouldn't have to say it. 971 00:38:19,238 --> 00:38:20,363 (Camera shutter clicks) 972 00:38:22,555 --> 00:38:25,500 (Explosions) 973 00:38:26,421 --> 00:38:28,640 (Crowd cheering) 974 00:38:30,931 --> 00:38:35,101 So it turnout it's impossible to stay mad during fireworks. 975 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,421 You just can't. 976 00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:38,776 It's literally fire in the sky. 977 00:38:38,876 --> 00:38:40,394 (Sue) - Oh! - Oh! 978 00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:42,631 - Ahh! - Ahh! 979 00:38:43,461 --> 00:38:46,573 - Oh, that's pretty. - The pinwheel ones-- I love those. 980 00:38:46,686 --> 00:38:47,564 Me, too. 981 00:38:47,697 --> 00:38:49,011 - Oh! - Oh! 982 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:53,521 The thing is, you can't force a great summer. 983 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,706 It just happens. 984 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:01,540 Wait. I think I got it. 985 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,149 (Blows air) 986 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,926 Make sure your thumbs are right. 987 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,383 It's all in the thumbs. 988 00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:07,725 (Squeaks) 989 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,133 - Hey. - Epic. 990 00:39:09,246 --> 00:39:10,458 (Laughs) 991 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,534 I gotta say, of all our summers, 992 00:39:20,709 --> 00:39:23,410 that one might've ended up being my favorite. 993 00:39:23,555 --> 00:39:25,486 Not that I have any favorites. 994 00:39:29,479 --> 00:39:33,156 (Chad & Jeremy's "A Summer Song" playing) 995 00:39:33,302 --> 00:39:36,234 ♪ Trees ♪ 996 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,571 ♪ swayin' in the summer breeze ♪ 997 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:43,168 ♪ showin' off their silver leaves ♪ 998 00:39:43,301 --> 00:39:45,874 ♪ as we walked by ♪ 999 00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:47,732 ♪ soft ♪ 1000 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:50,700 ♪ kisses on a summer's day ♪ 1001 00:39:51,217 --> 00:39:54,546 ♪ laughin' all our cares away ♪ 1002 00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:57,482 ♪ just you and I ♪ 1003 00:40:28,647 --> 00:40:34,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com