1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,864 Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,666 We now pronounce you husband and wife. 3 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:13,601 - I love this part! - Me too! 4 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,977 I have strongly mixed feelings. 5 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:22,248 So Howard's really in space? 6 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:25,914 The International Space Station, 250 miles that way. Heh. 7 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:28,890 Right now Howard is staring down at our planet... 8 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,553 ...like a tiny Jewish Greek god. 9 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,264 Zeus-owitz. 10 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:39,102 I must admit, I can't help but feel a twinge of envy. 11 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,103 He can look out the window... 12 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:45,040 ...and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. 13 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,442 His dim, uncomprehending eyes. 14 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:54,651 It's like a cat in an airport carrying case. 15 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,618 You know, it's not exactly glamorous up there. 16 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:02,228 The water the astronauts drink is made from each other's recycled urine. 17 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,458 Must be nice. 18 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,862 Nobody wants anything that comes out of me. 19 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:18,636 - I wonder what he's doing this very second. - Conducting experiments in zero gravity. 20 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,440 Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. 21 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:24,481 Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same. 22 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:28,512 Howard, can you hear me? 23 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,686 I can hear you without the phone! 24 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:36,618 Don't be snippy. I'm just excited to talk to my baby. 25 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,128 I'm excited to talk to you too. 26 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:44,464 So, what's this mishegas about you moving out to go live with the little Polish girl? 27 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,935 How about calling her my wife? Heh. 28 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,506 Wives don't take boys from their mothers. 29 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,271 They do, that's why we marry them. 30 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,282 I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart before you get back. 31 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,953 Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call. 32 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,719 Good, they should know what a horrible son you are. 33 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:11,124 Okay, Ma, great talking to you. Gotta go. 34 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,159 Well... 35 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,857 ...space is ruined. 36 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,601 This is so exciting. 37 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:56,739 Soon my upper lip will be the same fake-blond as my beautiful best friend. 38 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,008 Hey, this is my natural hair color. 39 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,106 Now. 40 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,479 So does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night? 41 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:13,092 Yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date... 42 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,126 ...he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day... 43 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,287 ...and engage in casual physical contact... 44 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:21,558 ...that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy. 45 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,326 That's hot. 46 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,099 You kids better use protection. 47 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,841 - How long does this stay on? - Just a couple minutes. 48 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,707 - You've really never done this before? - Once in high school. But I dozed off... 49 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,748 ...and woke up with second degree chemical burns on my face. 50 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,410 Oh, my gosh, that's awful. Did the other kids make fun of you? 51 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,489 No, I had a cover story. I told everyone it was herpes. 52 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:50,490 - So how's everything with you and Leonard? - I don't know. It's still kind of weird. 53 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:54,099 We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me in the middle of sex. 54 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,531 Oh. Boo-hoo. 55 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,934 If Sheldon proposed to me during sex... 56 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,801 ...my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go. 57 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,382 Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 58 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:15,844 - Interesting question. On the one hand... - You don't even know what it is, do you? 59 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,950 The anthropic principle states... 60 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:23,061 ...that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way it does... 61 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,959 ...the answer is that it must have qualities... 62 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,464 ...that allow intelligent creatures to arise... 63 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,626 ...who are capable of asking the question. 64 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:34,136 As I am doing so eloquently right now. 65 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,099 I know what the anthropic principle is. 66 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,475 Of course. I just explained it to you. 67 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,042 Now, where do you stand on it? 68 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,184 - Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro. 69 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:48,013 Then I believe that God created the world in six days... 70 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,485 ...and on the seventh he made you to annoy me. 71 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,188 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 72 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:59,593 Raj, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 73 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,666 - I'm all for it. - Thattaboy. 74 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,735 Why do you believe that he knows what it is, and I don't? 75 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,337 Oh, Leonard... 76 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:10,067 ...let's not take a saw to the branch we're sitting on, shall we? 77 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,777 Hey, if you guys are free tonight I heard about a spa... 78 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,414 ...where you soak your feet in a pool of fish... 79 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:18,277 ...that eat the dead skin off them. 80 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:21,911 I don't need to tell you, in Los Angeles... 81 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,079 ...sandal season is year round. 82 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,256 - Actually, I'm hanging out with Penny. - Oh, okay. 83 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,020 Sounds like it's me and you. 84 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,562 How about we sic some guppies on those puppies? 85 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,524 As I've stated before on numerous occasions... 86 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,467 ...the only sea creature I would consider being eaten by... 87 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:43,699 ...is the Kraken. Because the last words I would hear are "release the Kraken." 88 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:46,740 That never gets old. 89 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,505 Release the Kraken! 90 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,205 Oh, chills. 91 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,045 Besides, I'm having dinner with Amy. 92 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,978 Oh, okay. I'll just go home and be alone. 93 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,558 Which is cool. I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so... 94 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:02,418 ...cool. 95 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:05,889 Darn. 96 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:08,898 If you weren't busy I'd ask you to join us. 97 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,299 Really? I can come? Thanks. 98 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,565 Sheldon, are you sure you wanna bring Raj on your date night? 99 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,437 Oh, absolutely. 100 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,078 I have a contractual obligation... 101 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,841 ...to provide Amy with conversation and casual physical contact. 102 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:28,453 But nowhere is it specified that I can't outsource that to an Indian. 103 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,317 Howie? 104 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,662 - Howie? - Hey, there's my beautiful bride. 105 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,027 - Can you see me? - I can. 106 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,760 - How are you? - I'm amazing. 107 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:47,269 This is even better than I dreamed. 108 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,465 I look out the window... 109 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,110 ...and it's all so unbelievable. 110 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:57,443 Good for you. I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom. 111 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,779 Oh, yeah? That's nice. Heh. 112 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:04,980 It was. Until I found out you never told her we're not gonna live with her. 113 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,252 Let's talk about that for a minute. 114 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:13,022 Hey, look, this pen is floating. Heh. 115 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,834 How crazy is that? 116 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:21,303 You said you told her but you never did. 117 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,739 Okay, okay, I know you're upset... 118 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:29,075 ...but let me share something I've learned since I got here. 119 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:33,577 You realize how small your problems are... 120 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,812 ...when you're looking down on them from space. 121 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,787 Heh. Come on, that's gotta make you feel better. 122 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,850 How clear is the image of me on that screen? 123 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,488 Pretty clear. Heh. 124 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,224 Do I look like I feel better? 125 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:51,497 I mean, it's not, like, HD quality. 126 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,504 Listen, you're gonna talk to your mother and you're gonna fix this. 127 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,610 Or that thing I said I was gonna do to you when you got home... 128 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,177 ...you can do to yourself. 129 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:06,542 Like he's been doing since he got here. 130 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,918 Sheldon, this place is so romantic. 131 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:18,029 Aw... I'm glad you like it. Raj picked it out. 132 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,959 When you see him, tell him I say thank you. 133 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,624 Tell him yourself. 134 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,028 Yoo-hoo! Over here. 135 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,574 I don't understand. What's he doing here? 136 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,872 - I invited him. - On our date? 137 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,639 Sheldon, that's not okay. 138 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:41,219 Oh. Yes, it is. There's a loophole in the relationship agreement. 139 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,921 You found a loophole? 140 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,923 Sorry I started without you... 141 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,586 ...I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date. 142 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,467 I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this. 143 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:59,230 You should go to my girl, she'll knock out those sideburns for free. 144 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:10,448 You know, Amy, I don't think you and I have had a real conversation. 145 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,312 Let's use tonight to get to know each other better. 146 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,618 You start. 147 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,020 Go home. 148 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:23,527 - I don't understand. - Sheldon, how could you do this? 149 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,790 - It's our second anniversary. - It's your anniversary? 150 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,933 Oh, my God, I had no idea. 151 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,328 Amy, please, let me make this right. 152 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,873 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Waiter? 153 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,805 A bottle of champagne and three glasses. 154 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,679 Oh, boy, isn't this romantic? 155 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:46,141 I hope that's a rhetorical question because I have no clue. 156 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:50,648 Mm. This is great, what's the occasion? 157 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:54,054 No occasion. Things have been a little weird between us... 158 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,786 ...so I wanted to throw together a fun night for you. 159 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,897 - That is so sweet. - I got your favorites: 160 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,297 Beer, wings, sliders, we can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach. 161 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,402 - Go sports? - Well? 162 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:12,010 In case you were in the mood for baseball, I didn't wanna look ridiculous. 163 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,509 - This is awesome, I love it. - Good, I'm glad. 164 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:18,047 I worked my ass off, so this is what I needed. 165 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,242 Great, just relax and enjoy. Tonight is all about you. 166 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,853 Ah. Thank you. 167 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,153 So where exactly are we in this relationship? 168 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:33,529 Oh, come on, I just told you I had a hard day. 169 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,691 - You're right, I'm sorry. Let's watch the game. - Great. 170 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:42,769 Just know, the longer we wait to talk about it the weirder it gets. 171 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,670 Sweetie, can I just be the girl tonight? 172 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,206 Absolutely. You're the girl, I'm the guy. 173 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,374 Watch your football game while I make you a plate here. 174 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,018 Thank you. 175 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:59,355 I'll get it. Go sports! Heh. 176 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,354 Hello-Io-Io. 177 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,457 I thought you were out with Sheldon and Amy. 178 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:10,033 I was, but it's their anniversary, and I didn't wanna be a third wheel... 179 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:13,103 ...so I figured I'd hang out with you and Penny on your date. 180 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:17,534 It's not really a great time. Penny and I have some things to talk about. 181 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,143 No we don't, come on in! 182 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,877 Sweet. 183 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:25,149 I can't believe I shaved my stomach for this. 184 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,791 Hey, Froot Loops. 185 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,124 You got a phone call. 186 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,828 Who is it? 187 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,934 A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father. 188 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,602 Hey, Ma. 189 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:53,575 You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer. 190 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,839 I'm not going near that fakakta thing. 191 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,539 I'll catch a computer virus! 192 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,945 You can't catch a computer virus. 193 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:07,252 Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor? 194 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,054 What do you want, Ma? 195 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,063 Your wife says you have something important to tell me. 196 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,635 Okay, here it is: 197 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:23,166 Bernadette and I are starting a life together. 198 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,434 - And... - Oh, God. 199 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,271 You are gonna leave me! 200 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,470 - Ma... - It's okay. 201 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,942 Your father left me, you left me. 202 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:35,019 I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave. 203 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:41,225 It's not definite. I'll talk to Bernadette. 204 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,451 Don't bother. 205 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:47,122 I'll just go sit in a hole in the ground so I'm no trouble when I die. 206 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,293 Stop it, Ma. 207 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,700 I'm sure I can get Bernie to come around. 208 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:57,331 I knew it! I knew she was behind this. 209 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:02,971 You listen to me, if you wanna be a man you can't let a woman tell you what to do. 210 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,513 Okay, okay. 211 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:10,553 I can't believe these people won the Cold War. 212 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,491 Now, can we please change the subject? 213 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:20,530 Fine. Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter. 214 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,497 Not even a lousy postcard! 215 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,706 You know, I'm growing to like American football. 216 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,777 - Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? - Well... 217 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:38,713 ...it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, but hey... 218 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,775 ...what is? 219 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,744 Who's ready for another beer? 220 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,151 - I'm good. - No, thank you. 221 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,056 Girls. 222 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,890 I am having the nicest time. 223 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,691 You guys are like family to me. You know that, right? 224 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,595 That's great. Get out. 225 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,927 - What? Why? - Penny and I have some issues to talk about. 226 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,040 Oh, pish on your issues. 227 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,571 You guys are fine. 228 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,312 Yes, you've had some bumps along the way. 229 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,813 I mean, Penny, you've always known how this man has felt about you. 230 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,282 But you made him grovel for affection. 231 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,717 - Okay, hold on... - Don't blame yourself. 232 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,789 He was a groveler from way back. 233 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:24,223 But the point is, the two of you got past it. 234 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:28,264 And you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex? 235 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,425 That was some weak tea, dude. 236 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,905 Some people might say it was romantic. 237 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,602 Yeah, no. 238 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,944 But yet, here you two are still together. 239 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,081 Even after you and I had our crazy naked night. 240 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,648 - That's enough. - Okay. 241 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,943 I'm just saying... 242 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,086 ...that after all you've been through... 243 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:52,418 ...you get to look into each other's eyes and say I love you. 244 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,291 And that's beautiful. 245 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,321 Actually, to this day she's never really said it. 246 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,795 Oh, Penny, that's ridiculous! 247 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,597 You know you love him. Look him in the eyes and say it. 248 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,435 - Raj. - You know you want to say it. Say it. 249 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,334 Say you love him. 250 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,781 Say it! 251 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,884 I really thought she would say it. 252 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:35,128 Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis? 253 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,037 Every time you drink alcohol. 254 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,569 You know, what's wonderful about the praying mantis... 255 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,543 ...they devour their mate. 256 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,505 Your point being? 257 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,079 Dessert is served. 258 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,657 I just had cobbler. 259 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,486 You know what? 260 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,487 I'm done with this. 261 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,592 - But where are you going? - I'm leaving. 262 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,498 You can't leave, I need you. 263 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,436 - You do? - Yes. 264 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,507 You're my ride. 265 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,146 Sheldon... 266 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,150 ...you either say something meaningful and from the heart... 267 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,719 ...or you and I are done. 268 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,821 All right. 269 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,488 Please. 270 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,857 Amy... 271 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,093 ...when I look in your eyes... 272 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,568 ...and you're looking back in mine... 273 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,503 ...everything feels... 274 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,540 ...not quite normal... 275 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,575 ...because I feel... 276 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,346 ...stronger and weaker at the same time. 277 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,007 I feel excited... 278 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,245 ...and at the same time, terrified. 279 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,685 The truth is... 280 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,052 ...I don't know what I feel... 281 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,356 ...except I know what kind of man I want to be. 282 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,061 Sheldon. 283 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,864 That was beautiful. 284 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,871 I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie. 285 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,069 I'll take it. 286 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,474 Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check? 287 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,252 - Hey, Stuart. - Oh, hey. 288 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,220 I was actually just about to close. 289 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,658 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'll leave. - No, no, it's okay. 290 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,296 - Hang out. - You sure? 291 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,729 Yeah, you're my first customer today. 292 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,899 All right, great. 293 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,800 I'm, uh, having a nightcap, you wannajoin me? 294 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,572 - What are you drinking? - Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug. 295 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,503 I call it a sad-tini. 296 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,472 Perfect for the night I'm having, thank you. 297 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:08,652 - Mm. Nice not to drink alone. - Amen to that. 298 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,817 Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl. 299 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,519 - You're kidding? - He's kind of a mean drunk... 300 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:17,923 ...but what you gonna do? 301 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,856 - Cheers. - Cheers. 302 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,591 - A little music? - Sure. 303 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,865 Mm. Bossa nova. 304 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,409 You listen to that with your hips as well as your ears. 305 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,111 Ahh. 306 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,982 Something about Latin music... 307 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:45,715 ...makes me feel like I'm on a white sand beach in Rio. 308 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,518 Yeah? 309 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,896 Sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies... 310 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,124 ...tanned and glistening with sweat. 311 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,309 - I should go. - Yeah. 312 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,652 - Uh, thank you for the drink. - No problem. 313 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,882 - Hey, Stuart. - Yeah? 314 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,227 You wanna hang out tomorrow night? 315 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,829 Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie? 316 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,560 Yeah, I'd like to but I'm a little tight on funds. 317 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,667 No problem, my treat. I'll swing by after work. 318 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,504 - Okay. - Okay. 319 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,538 I could do worse. 320 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,345 That's such good news, Howie. Thank you for telling her. 321 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,425 Hey, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna live with my wife. 322 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,792 My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own. 323 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,622 Was she upset? 324 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,769 Who can tell? She yells everything. 325 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,629 She might have been upset. 326 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,533 She might have been hungry. 327 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,309 Thanks for fixing it. I love you. 328 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,540 I love you too. Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 329 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,442 Goodnight, Rocket Man. 330 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,382 To infinity and beyond, baby. 331 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:32,730 Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother. 332 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,230 - I know. - What are you gonna do when you get back? 333 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,169 Oh, I'm never going back. Heh.