1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,796 NARRATOR: Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:07,592 ALL: We now pronounce you husband and wife. 3 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:08,805 [CHEERING] 4 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:13,522 - I love this part! - Me too! 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,900 I have strongly mixed feelings. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,193 So Howard's really in space? 7 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:25,860 The International Space Station, 250 miles that way. Heh. 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,825 Right now Howard is staring down at our planet... 9 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,490 ...like a tiny Jewish Greek god. 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,210 Zeus-owitz. 11 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,040 I must admit, I can't help but feel a twinge of envy. 12 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,049 He can look out the window... 13 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,963 ...and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. 14 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,382 His dim, uncomprehending eyes. 15 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,563 It's like a cat in an airport carrying case. 16 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,567 You know, it's not exactly glamorous up there. 17 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,150 The water the astronauts drink is made from each other's recycled urine. 18 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,407 Must be nice. 19 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,785 Nobody wants anything that comes out of me. 20 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:18,588 - I wonder what he's doing this very second. - Conducting experiments in zero gravity. 21 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,373 Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. 22 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,419 Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same. 23 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:28,426 MRS. WOLOWITZ [OVER SPEAKER]: Howard, can you hear me? 24 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,596 I can hear you without the phone! 25 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:36,564 Don't be snippy. I'm just excited to talk to my baby. 26 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,066 I'm excited to talk to you too. 27 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:44,401 So, what's this mishegas about you moving out to go live with the little Polish girl? 28 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,858 How about calling her my wife? Heh. 29 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,452 Wives don't take boys from their mothers. 30 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,205 They do, that's why we marry them. 31 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:59,211 I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart before you get back. 32 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:03,882 Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call. 33 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,636 Good, they should know what a horrible son you are. 34 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,056 Okay, Ma, great talking to you. Gotta go. 35 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,758 [SIGHS] 36 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,096 Well... 37 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,803 ...space is ruined. 38 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,513 AMY: This is so exciting. 39 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,685 Soon my upper lip will be the same fake-blond as my beautiful best friend. 40 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,934 Hey, this is my natural hair color. 41 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,018 Now. 42 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:08,401 So does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night? 43 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:13,034 Yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date... 44 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,037 ...he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day... 45 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,198 ...and engage in casual physical contact... 46 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,494 ...that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy. 47 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,249 That's hot. 48 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,049 You kids better use protection. 49 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,753 - How long does this stay on? - Just a couple minutes. 50 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,636 - You've really never done this before? - Once in high school. But I dozed off... 51 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,677 ...and woke up with second degree chemical burns on my face. 52 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,347 Oh, my gosh, that's awful. Did the other kids make fun of you? 53 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,392 No, I had a cover story. I told everyone it was herpes. 54 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:50,402 - So how's everything with you and Leonard? - I don't know. It's still kind of weird. 55 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,034 We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me in the middle of sex. 56 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,445 Oh. Boo-hoo. 57 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,871 If Sheldon proposed to me during sex... 58 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,749 ...my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go. 59 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,293 Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 60 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,757 - Interesting question. On the one hand-- - You don't even know what it is, do you? 61 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,885 The anthropic principle states... 62 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:22,975 ...that if we wish to explain why our universe exists the way it does... 63 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,891 ...the answer is that it must have qualities... 64 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,401 ...that allow intelligent creatures to arise... 65 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,562 ...who are capable of asking the question. 66 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,074 As I am doing so eloquently right now. 67 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,027 I know what the anthropic principle is. 68 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,412 Of course. I just explained it to you. 69 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,954 Now, where do you stand on it? 70 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,118 - Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro. 71 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,959 Then I believe that God created the world in six days... 72 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,419 ...and on the seventh he made you to annoy me. 73 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,137 - Hey! - Hey. 74 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,516 Raj, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 75 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,597 - I'm all for it. - Thattaboy. 76 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,639 Why do you believe that he knows what it is, and I don't? 77 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,273 Oh, Leonard... 78 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,981 ...let's not take a saw to the branch we're sitting on, shall we? 79 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,690 Hey, if you guys are free tonight I heard about a spa... 80 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,324 ...where you soak your feet in a pool of fish... 81 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,201 ...that eat the dead skin off them. 82 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,826 I don't need to tell you, in Los Angeles... 83 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,990 ...sandal season is year round. 84 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,166 - Actually, I'm hanging out with Penny. - Oh, okay. 85 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,955 Sounds like it's me and you. 86 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,499 How about we sic some guppies on those puppies? 87 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,462 As I've stated before on numerous occasions... 88 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,381 ...the only sea creature I would consider being eaten by... 89 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:43,639 ...is the Kraken. Because the last words I would hear are "release the Kraken." 90 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,684 That never gets old. 91 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,440 [IN DEEP VOICE] Release the Kraken! 92 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,145 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, chills. 93 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,982 Besides, I'm having dinner with Amy. 94 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,902 Oh, okay. I'll just go home and be alone. 95 00:05:56,106 --> 00:06:00,486 Which is cool. I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so... 96 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,366 ...cool. 97 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,824 Darn. 98 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,835 If you weren't busy I'd ask you to join us. 99 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,213 Really? I can come? Thanks. 100 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,509 Sheldon, are you sure you wanna bring Raj on your date night? 101 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,385 Oh, absolutely. 102 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,013 I have a contractual obligation... 103 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:23,766 ...to provide Amy with conversation and casual physical contact. 104 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:28,396 But nowhere is it specified that I can't outsource that to an Indian. 105 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,229 BERNADETTE [ON MONITOR]: Howie? 106 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,570 - Howie? - Hey, there's my beautiful bride. 107 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,952 - Can you see me'? -I can. 108 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,701 - How are you? - I'm amazing. 109 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,207 This is even better than I dreamed. 110 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,413 I look out the window... 111 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,045 ...and it's all so unbelievable. 112 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:57,380 Good for you. I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom. 113 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,716 Oh, yeah? That's nice. Heh. 114 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,929 It was. Until Hound out you never told her we're not gonna live with her. 115 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:08,186 Let's talk about that for a minute. 116 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,934 Hey, look, this pen is floating. Heh. 117 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,769 How crazy is that? 118 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,241 You said you told her but you never did. 119 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,653 Okay, okay, I know you're upset... 120 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:28,995 ...but let me share something I've learned since I got here. 121 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,503 You realize how small your problems are... 122 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,752 ...when you're looking down on them from space. 123 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,714 Heh. Come on, that's gotta make you feel better. 124 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,796 How clear is the image of me on that screen? 125 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,422 Pretty clear. Heh. 126 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,138 Do I look like I feel better? 127 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:51,433 I mean, it's not, like, HD quality. 128 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:55,442 Listen, you're gonna talk to your mother and you're gonna fix this. 129 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,524 Or that thing ! said I was gonna do to you when you got home... 130 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,106 ...you can do to yourself. 131 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:06,490 Like he's been doing since he got here. 132 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,625 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 133 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,832 Sheldon, this place is so romantic. 134 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,965 Aw... I'm glad you like it. Raj picked it out. 135 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,877 When you see him, tell him I say thank you. 136 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,545 Tell him yourself. 137 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,965 Yoo-hoo! Over here. 138 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,512 I don't understand. What's he doing here? 139 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,807 - I invited him. - On our date? 140 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,566 Sheldon, that's not okay. 141 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:41,151 Oh. Yes, it is. There's a loophole in the relationship agreement. 142 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,856 You found a loophole? 143 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,869 Sorry I started without you... 144 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,532 ...I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date. 145 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,377 I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this. 146 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,165 You should go to my girl, she'll knock out those sideburns for free. 147 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:10,392 You know, Amy, I don't think you and I have had a real conversation. 148 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,224 Let's use tonight to get to know each other better. 149 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,556 You start. 150 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,935 Go home. 151 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,442 - I don't understand. - Sheldon, how could you do this? 152 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,734 - It's our second anniversary. - It's your anniversary? 153 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,865 Oh, my God, I had no idea. 154 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,243 Amy, please, let me make this right. 155 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,790 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Waiter? 156 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,748 A bottle of champagne and three glasses. 157 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,582 Oh, boy, isn't this romantic? 158 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,087 I hope that's a rhetorical question because I have no clue. 159 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,594 Mm. This is great, what's the occasion? 160 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,977 No occasion. Things have been a little weird between us... 161 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,729 ...so I wanted to throw together a fun night for you. 162 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,811 - That is so sweet. - I got your favorites: 163 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:03,228 Beer, wings, sliders, we can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach. 164 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,317 - Go sports? - Well? 165 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,953 In case you were in the mood for baseball, I didn't wanna look ridiculous. 166 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,453 - This is awesome, I love it. - Good, I'm glad. 167 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,959 I worked my ass off, so this is what I needed. 168 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,163 Great, just relax and enjoy. Tonight is all about you. 169 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,793 Ah. Thank you. 170 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,628 [CHUCKLES] 171 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,293 [SIGHS] 172 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,087 So where exactly are we in this relationship? 173 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,474 Oh, come on, I just told you I had a hard day. 174 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,637 - You're right, I'm sorry. Let's watch the game. - Great. 175 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,805 [SIGHS] 176 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,693 Just know, the longer we wait to talk about it the weirder it gets. 177 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,605 Sweetie, can I just be the girl tonight? 178 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,153 Absolutely. You're the girl, I'm the guy. 179 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,323 Watch your football game while I make you a plate here. 180 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,953 Thank you. 181 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,289 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 182 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,291 I'll get it. Go sports! Heh. 183 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,289 Hello-lo-lo. 184 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,378 I thought you were out with Sheldon and Amy. 185 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,966 I was, but it's their anniversary, and I didn't wanna be a third wheel... 186 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,007 ...so I figured I'd hang out with you and Penny on your date. 187 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,470 It's not really a great time. Penny and I have some things to talk about. 188 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,057 PENNY: No we don't, come on in! 189 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,814 Sweet. 190 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,064 I can't believe I shaved my stomach for this. 191 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,700 DIMITRI: Hey, Froot Loops. 192 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,035 You got a phone call. 193 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,745 Who is it? 194 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,874 A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father. 195 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,087 [TURNS SPEAKER ON] 196 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,546 Hey, Ma. 197 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,509 You know, we could see each other if you turn on the computer. 198 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,765 MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm not going near that fakakta thing. 199 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,468 H! catch a computer virus! 200 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,893 You can't catch a computer virus. 201 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,186 Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor'? 202 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,980 What do you want, Ma? 203 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,986 Your wife says you have something important to ten me. 204 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,572 Okay, here it is: 205 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,080 Bernadette and I are starting a life together. 206 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,369 - And-- - Oh, God. 207 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,208 You are gonna leave me! 208 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,419 -Ma-- - It's okay. 209 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,879 Your father left me, you left me. 210 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,922 I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave. 211 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,140 It's not definite. I'll talk to Bernadette. 212 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,394 Don't bother. 213 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:47,059 H! just go sit in a hole in the ground so I'm no trouble when I die. 214 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,228 Stop it, Ma. 215 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,615 I'm sure I can get Bernie to come around. 216 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,277 I knew it! I knew she was behind this. 217 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:02,916 You listen to me, if you wanna be a man you can't let a woman tell you what to do. 218 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,457 Okay, okay. 219 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,465 I can't believe these people won the Cold War. 220 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,427 Now, can we please change the subject? 221 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:20,467 Fine. Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter. 222 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,432 Not even a lousy postcard! 223 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,807 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 224 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,652 You know, I'm growing to like American football. 225 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,688 - Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? - Well... 226 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:38,656 ...it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, but hey... 227 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,695 ...what is? 228 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,657 Who's ready for another beer? 229 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,075 - I'm good. - No, thank you. 230 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,993 Girls. 231 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,838 I am having the nicest time. 232 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,625 You guys are like family to me. You know that, right? 233 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,509 That's great. Get out. 234 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,840 - What? Why? - Penny and I have some issues to talk about. 235 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,976 Oh, pish on your issues. 236 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,519 You guys are fine. 237 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,226 Yes, you've had some bumps along the way. 238 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,734 I mean, Penny, you've always known how this man has felt about you. 239 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,191 But you made him grovel for affection. 240 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,652 - Okay, hold on-- - Don't blame yourself. 241 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,691 He was a groveler from way back. 242 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:24,156 But the point is, the two of you got past it. 243 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,210 And you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex? 244 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,370 That was some weak tea, dude. 245 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,839 Some people might say it was romantic. 246 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,545 Yeah, no. 247 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,888 But yet, here you two are still together. 248 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,015 Even after you and I had our crazy naked night. 249 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,551 PENNY: That's enough. LEONARD: Okay. 250 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,889 I'm just saying... 251 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,020 ...that after all you've been through... 252 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:52,355 ...you get to look into each other's eyes and say I love you. 253 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,235 And that's beautiful. 254 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,233 Actually, to this day she's never really said it. 255 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,740 Oh, Penny, that's ridiculous! 256 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,540 You know you love him. Look him in the eyes and say it. 257 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,372 - Raj. - You know you want to say it. Say it. 258 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,246 Say you love him. 259 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,716 Say it! 260 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,798 I really thought she would say it. 261 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,060 Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis? 262 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,947 Every time you drink alcohol. 263 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,492 You know, what's wonderful about the praying mantis... 264 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,446 ...they devour their mate. 265 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,447 Your point being? 266 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,999 Dessert is served. 267 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,586 I just had cobbler. 268 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,430 You know what? 269 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,424 I'm done with this. 270 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,516 - But where are you going? - I'm leaving. 271 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,435 You can't leave, I need you. 272 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,361 - You do? - Yes. 273 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,447 You're my ride. 274 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,071 Sheldon... 275 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,078 ...you either say something meaningful and from the heart... 276 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,659 ...or you and I are done. 277 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,750 All right. 278 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,420 Please. 279 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,755 [SHELDON CLEARS THROAT] 280 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,801 Amy... 281 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,004 ...when I look in your eyes... 282 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,511 ...and you're looking back in mine... 283 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,425 ...everything feels... 284 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,469 ...not quite normal... 285 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,520 ...because I feel... 286 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,275 ...stronger and weaker at the same time. 287 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,936 I feel excited... 288 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,197 ...and at the same time, terrified. 289 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,609 The truth is... 290 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,987 ...I don't know what I feel... 291 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,282 ...except I know what kind of man I want to be. 292 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,001 Sheldon. 293 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,788 That was beautiful. 294 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,800 I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie. 295 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,009 I'll take it. 296 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,386 Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check? 297 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,193 - Hey, Stuart. - Oh, hey. 298 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,149 I was actually just about to Close. 299 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,564 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'll leave. - No, no, it's okay. 300 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,240 - Hang out. - You sure? 301 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,652 Yeah, you're my first customer today. 302 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,828 All right, great. 303 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,740 I'm, uh, having a nightcap, you wanna join me? 304 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,501 - What are you drinking? - Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug. 305 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,421 I call it a sad-tini. 306 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,424 Perfect for the night I'm having, thank you. 307 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:08,596 - Mm. Nice not to drink alone. - Amen to that. 308 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,763 Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl. 309 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,437 - You're kidding? - He's kind of a mean drunk... 310 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,848 ...but what you gonna do? 311 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,771 - Cheers. - Cheers. 312 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,526 - A little music? - Sure. 313 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,229 [BOSSA NOVA PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 314 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,776 Mm. Bossa nova. 315 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,321 You listen to that with your hips as well as your ears. 316 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,040 Ahh. 317 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,920 Something about Latin music... 318 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:45,629 ...makes me feel like I'm on a white sand beach in Rio. 319 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,464 Yeah? 320 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,802 Sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies... 321 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,059 ...tanned and glistening with sweat. 322 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,244 - I should go. - Yeah. 323 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,574 - Uh, thank you for the drink. - No problem. 324 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:18,912 [RAJ SIGHS] 325 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,834 - Hey, Stuart. - Yeah? 326 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,167 You wanna hang out tomorrow night? 327 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,750 Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie? 328 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,511 Yeah, I'd like to but I'm a little tight on funds. 329 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,594 No problem, my treat. I'll swing by after work. 330 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,429 - Okay- - Okay- 331 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,482 I could do worse. 332 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,324 BERNADETTE: That's such good news, Howie. Thank you for telling her. 333 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,407 Hey, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna live with my wife. 334 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,745 My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own. 335 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,576 Was she upset? 336 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,746 Who can tell? She yells everything. 337 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,583 She might have been upset. 338 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,509 She might have been hungry. 339 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,260 Thanks for fixing it. I love you. 340 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,513 I love you too. Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 341 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,429 Goodnight, Rocket Man. 342 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,357 To infinity and beyond, baby. 343 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:32,695 Loops, you realize you just lied your ass off to your wife and your mother. 344 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,194 - I know. - What are you gonna do when you get back? 345 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,117 Oh, I'm never going back. Heh.