1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,232 Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:03,338 --> 00:00:06,339 We now pronounce you husband and wife! 3 00:00:09,538 --> 00:00:11,790 I love this part! 4 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:13,375 Me, too! 5 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:16,845 I have strongly mixed feelings! 6 00:00:18,614 --> 00:00:21,599 So, Howard's really in space, huh? 7 00:00:21,601 --> 00:00:23,501 Mm-hmm, International Space Station. 8 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:25,603 250 miles that way. 9 00:00:25,605 --> 00:00:28,390 Right now, Howard's staring down at our planet 10 00:00:28,392 --> 00:00:31,943 like a tiny Jewish Greek god. 11 00:00:31,945 --> 00:00:35,013 Zeusowitz. 12 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:36,298 I must admit, 13 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,850 I can't help but feel a twinge of envy. 14 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:42,537 He can look out the window and see the majesty of the universe 15 00:00:42,539 --> 00:00:44,656 unfolding before his eyes. 16 00:00:44,658 --> 00:00:48,360 His dim, uncomprehending eyes. 17 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:54,466 It's like a cat in an airport carrying case. 18 00:00:54,468 --> 00:00:57,552 You know, it's not exactly glamorous up there. 19 00:00:57,554 --> 00:00:59,587 The water that the astronauts drink 20 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:02,140 is made from each other's recycled urine. 21 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:04,826 Must be nice. 22 00:01:04,828 --> 00:01:07,729 Nobody wants anything that comes out of me. 23 00:01:12,568 --> 00:01:15,520 I wonder what he's doing right this very second. 24 00:01:15,522 --> 00:01:18,406 Mm, conducting experiments in zero gravity. 25 00:01:18,408 --> 00:01:20,859 Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. 26 00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:24,295 Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same. 27 00:01:24,297 --> 00:01:28,333 Howard! Can you hear me?! 28 00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:32,120 I can hear you without the phone! 29 00:01:32,122 --> 00:01:33,571 Don't be snippy. 30 00:01:33,573 --> 00:01:36,207 I'm just excited to talk to my baby! 31 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:38,710 I'm excited to talk to you, too. 32 00:01:38,712 --> 00:01:41,596 So, what's this mishegas about you moving out 33 00:01:41,598 --> 00:01:44,766 to go live with the little Polish girl?! 34 00:01:44,768 --> 00:01:47,469 How about calling her my wife? 35 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,271 Wives don't take boys from their mothers. 36 00:01:50,273 --> 00:01:53,525 They do. That's why we marry them! 37 00:01:54,477 --> 00:01:57,261 I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart 38 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:59,147 before you get back. 39 00:01:59,149 --> 00:02:03,535 Ma, please. Everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call. 40 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:07,288 Good. They should know what a horrible son you are! 41 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:10,492 Okay, Ma, great talking to you! Gotta go! 44 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:25,940 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 45 00:02:25,942 --> 00:02:27,509 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 46 00:02:27,511 --> 00:02:30,128 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 47 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:32,747 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 48 00:02:32,749 --> 00:02:35,433 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 49 00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:39,360 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 50 00:02:39,362 --> 00:02:41,328 ♪ Bang! ♪ 51 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:45,353 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x01 ♪ The Date Night Variable Original Air Date on September 27, 2012 52 00:02:45,354 --> 00:02:45,632 Sync & corrections by elderman ReSync by www.SubtitleReSync.com 53 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,475 This is so exciting. 54 00:02:51,477 --> 00:02:54,228 Soon, my upper lip will be the same fake blonde 55 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:56,313 as my beautiful best friend. 56 00:02:57,148 --> 00:02:59,533 Hey, this is my natural hair color. 57 00:03:01,253 --> 00:03:03,871 Now. 58 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,040 So, does Sheldon have anything special 59 00:03:06,042 --> 00:03:07,825 planned for you tomorrow night? 60 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:10,494 Oh, yes. According to the Relationship Agreement, 61 00:03:10,496 --> 00:03:12,346 on the anniversary of our first date, 62 00:03:12,348 --> 00:03:15,516 he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day 63 00:03:15,518 --> 00:03:17,468 and engage in casual physical contact 64 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:20,938 that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy. 65 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,890 That's hot. 66 00:03:24,192 --> 00:03:26,527 You kids better use protection. 67 00:03:26,529 --> 00:03:29,146 How long does this stay on? 68 00:03:29,148 --> 00:03:30,281 Just a couple of minutes. 69 00:03:30,283 --> 00:03:31,565 You've really never done this before? 70 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:34,118 Once in high school, but I dozed off 71 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,338 and woke up with second-degree chemical burns on my face. 72 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,156 Oh, my gosh, that's awful. 73 00:03:39,158 --> 00:03:40,741 The other kids make fun of you? 74 00:03:40,743 --> 00:03:44,045 No, I had a cover story; I told everyone it was herpes. 75 00:03:45,464 --> 00:03:47,748 So, how's everything going with you and Leonard? 76 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,867 I don't know, it's still kind of weird. 77 00:03:49,869 --> 00:03:52,153 We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me 78 00:03:52,155 --> 00:03:53,521 in the middle of sex. 79 00:03:53,523 --> 00:03:56,140 Oh. Boo-hoo. 80 00:03:56,142 --> 00:03:58,042 If Sheldon proposed to me during sex, 81 00:03:58,044 --> 00:04:01,812 my ovaries would grab on to him and never let go. 82 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:10,738 Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle? 83 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:13,441 Interesting question. On the one hand, I always thought... 84 00:04:13,443 --> 00:04:16,727 You don't even know what it is, do you? 85 00:04:16,729 --> 00:04:19,947 The anthropic principle states that if we wish to explain 86 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:22,450 why our universe exists the way it does, 87 00:04:22,452 --> 00:04:25,402 the answer is that it must have qualities 88 00:04:25,404 --> 00:04:27,788 that allow intelligent creatures to arise 89 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,957 who are capable of asking the question. 90 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:33,427 As I am doing so eloquently right now. 91 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:36,464 I know what the anthropic principle is. 92 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:38,849 Of course. I just explained it to you. 93 00:04:38,851 --> 00:04:42,419 Now, where do you stand on it? 94 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:44,555 Where do you stand on it? Strongly pro. 95 00:04:44,557 --> 00:04:47,324 Then I believe that God created the world in six days, 96 00:04:47,326 --> 00:04:50,027 and on the seventh, he made you to annoy me. 97 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,399 Hey, guys. Hey. 98 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:57,318 Yeah, wait, Raj, where do you stand 99 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,953 on the anthropic principle? 100 00:04:58,955 --> 00:05:01,105 I'm all for it. Attaboy! 101 00:05:01,107 --> 00:05:02,439 Well, hang on. Why do you believe 102 00:05:02,441 --> 00:05:04,158 that he knows what it is and I don't? 103 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,877 Oh, Leonard. Let's not take a saw 104 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:09,446 to the branch we're sitting on, shall we? 105 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:10,998 Hey, uh, if you guys 106 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,085 are free tonight, I heard about a spa where you soak your feet 107 00:05:14,087 --> 00:05:15,636 in a pool full of little fish 108 00:05:15,638 --> 00:05:17,671 that eat all the dead skin right off them. 109 00:05:17,673 --> 00:05:19,456 I don't need to tell you, 110 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:23,477 in Los Angeles, sandal season is year round. 111 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:25,930 Actually, I'm hanging out with Penny. 112 00:05:25,932 --> 00:05:29,316 Oh, okay. Sounds like it's me and you, Sheldon. 113 00:05:29,318 --> 00:05:32,136 How about we sic some guppies on those puppies? 114 00:05:33,188 --> 00:05:35,739 As I've stated before on numerous occasions, 115 00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:38,742 the only sea creature I would even consider being eaten by 116 00:05:38,744 --> 00:05:41,946 is the Kraken, because the last words I would hear are: 117 00:05:41,948 --> 00:05:44,281 "Release the Kraken." 118 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:46,083 That never gets old. 119 00:05:46,085 --> 00:05:49,486 "Release the Kraken!" Oh, chills. 120 00:05:49,488 --> 00:05:52,339 Besides, I'm having dinner with Amy. 121 00:05:52,341 --> 00:05:55,176 Oh, okay. I'll just go home and be alone. 122 00:05:55,178 --> 00:05:56,326 W-Which is cool. 123 00:05:56,328 --> 00:06:00,047 I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so... 124 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:01,982 Cool. 125 00:06:03,718 --> 00:06:07,771 Darn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us. 126 00:06:08,523 --> 00:06:10,858 Really? I can come? Thanks! 127 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:13,360 Sheldon, are you sure you want to be bringing Raj 128 00:06:13,362 --> 00:06:14,979 on your date night with Amy? 129 00:06:14,981 --> 00:06:16,730 Oh, absolutely. 130 00:06:16,732 --> 00:06:21,351 I have a contractual obligation to provide Amy with conversation 131 00:06:21,353 --> 00:06:23,237 and casual physical contact, 132 00:06:23,239 --> 00:06:24,905 but nowhere is it specified 133 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:28,042 that I can't outsource that to an Indian. 134 00:06:32,697 --> 00:06:35,049 Howie? 135 00:06:35,051 --> 00:06:36,083 Howie? 136 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:39,170 Hey, there's my beautiful bride! 137 00:06:39,172 --> 00:06:40,471 Can you see me? 138 00:06:40,473 --> 00:06:42,806 I can. How are you? 139 00:06:42,808 --> 00:06:43,974 I'm amazing. 140 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:46,427 I mean, this is even better than I dreamed. 141 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:51,148 I look out the window, and... it's all so unbelievable. 142 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,516 Good for you. 143 00:06:52,518 --> 00:06:56,987 I just had a seemingly endless dinner with your mom. 144 00:06:57,822 --> 00:07:00,157 Oh, yeah? That's nice. 145 00:07:00,159 --> 00:07:02,860 It was. Until I found out you never told her 146 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,345 we're not gonna live with her. 147 00:07:04,347 --> 00:07:07,781 Let's talk about that for a minute. 148 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,902 Hey, look, this pen is floating. 149 00:07:11,904 --> 00:07:14,955 How crazy is that? 150 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:20,594 You said you told her, but you never did! 151 00:07:20,596 --> 00:07:24,081 Okay, okay, I know you're upset, but... 152 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:28,519 let me share something I've learned since I got here. 153 00:07:28,521 --> 00:07:30,354 You realize 154 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:32,756 how small your problems are 155 00:07:32,758 --> 00:07:35,609 when you're looking down on them from space. 156 00:07:36,862 --> 00:07:39,079 Now, come on, that's got to make you feel better. 157 00:07:39,081 --> 00:07:42,249 How clear is the image of me on that screen? 158 00:07:42,251 --> 00:07:43,784 Pretty clear. 159 00:07:43,786 --> 00:07:46,587 Do I look like I feel better? 160 00:07:46,589 --> 00:07:51,375 I mean, it's not, like, HD quality. 161 00:07:51,377 --> 00:07:53,127 Listen, mister, you're gonna talk to your mother 162 00:07:53,129 --> 00:07:55,362 and you're gonna fix this, or that thing I said 163 00:07:55,364 --> 00:07:57,765 I was gonna do to you the minute you got home, 164 00:07:57,767 --> 00:08:00,718 you can do to yourself. 165 00:08:02,787 --> 00:08:05,673 Like he's been doing since he got here. 166 00:08:10,795 --> 00:08:14,315 Sheldon, this place is so romantic. 167 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:15,933 Oh, I'm glad you like it. 168 00:08:15,935 --> 00:08:17,318 Raj picked it out. 169 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,355 Well, when you see him, tell him I say thank you. 170 00:08:21,357 --> 00:08:23,073 Tell him yourself. 171 00:08:23,075 --> 00:08:24,908 Yoo-hoo! 172 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:26,577 Over here! 173 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:30,965 I don't understand. What's he doing here? 174 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:32,032 I invited him. 175 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,201 On our date? 176 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:36,036 Sheldon, that's not okay. 177 00:08:36,038 --> 00:08:37,588 Yes, it is. 178 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:40,724 There's a loophole in the Relationship Agreement. 179 00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,493 You found a loophole? 180 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,581 Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. 181 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,351 It's been a long time since I've been on a date. 182 00:08:50,353 --> 00:08:54,805 I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this. 183 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:56,056 You should go to my girl. 184 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:58,192 She'll knock out those sideburns for free. 185 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,546 You know, Amy, I don't even think 186 00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:08,815 you and I have had a real conversation. 187 00:09:08,817 --> 00:09:11,935 Let's use tonight to get to know each other a little better. 188 00:09:11,937 --> 00:09:13,637 You start. 189 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:18,425 Go home. 190 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,610 I don't understand. 191 00:09:20,612 --> 00:09:23,480 Sheldon, how could you do this? It's our second anniversary. 192 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,215 It's your anniversary?! 193 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:28,218 Oh, my God, I had no idea. 194 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:30,737 Amy, please, let me make this right. 195 00:09:30,739 --> 00:09:31,888 Thank you. 196 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,223 My pleasure. Waiter? 197 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:35,826 A bottle of champagne and three glasses. 198 00:09:36,694 --> 00:09:37,894 Oh, boy, 199 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:40,363 isn't this romantic? 200 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:42,566 Oh, I hope that's a rhetorical question, 201 00:09:42,568 --> 00:09:44,734 because I have no clue. 202 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,039 This is great. What's the occasion? 203 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,874 No occasion. You know, things have been 204 00:09:50,876 --> 00:09:53,710 a little weird between us, so I wanted to throw together 205 00:09:53,712 --> 00:09:55,045 a fun night just for you. 206 00:09:55,047 --> 00:09:57,297 That is so sweet. I got all your favorites. 207 00:09:57,299 --> 00:09:58,465 Beer, wings, sliders. 208 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,100 We can watch the football game. 209 00:10:00,102 --> 00:10:02,302 I even painted my stomach. 210 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,089 "Go sports"? Well... 211 00:10:06,091 --> 00:10:08,108 in case you were in the mood for baseball, 212 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,027 I didn't want to look ridiculous. 213 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:12,428 This is awesome. I love it! 214 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,429 Good, I'm glad. 215 00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:15,015 Gosh, I worked my ass off today. 216 00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:16,449 This is exactly what I needed. 217 00:10:16,451 --> 00:10:18,201 Great. Just relax and enjoy. 218 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:19,686 Tonight is all about you. 219 00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,321 Ah, thank you! 220 00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:27,711 So, where exactly are we in this relationship? 221 00:10:28,546 --> 00:10:29,746 Oh, come on! 222 00:10:29,748 --> 00:10:31,915 I just told you I had a hard day. 223 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,667 You're right, I'm sorry. Let's watch the game. 224 00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:35,018 Great. 225 00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:39,222 I just know the longer we wait to talk about it, 226 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:41,291 the weirder it gets. 227 00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:44,978 Sweetie, can I just be the girl tonight? 228 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,980 Absolutely. You're the girl, I'm the guy. 229 00:10:46,982 --> 00:10:48,498 Now, you watch your football game 230 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,500 while I make you a little plate here. 231 00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:52,335 Thank you! 232 00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:55,739 Oh, I'll get it. 233 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,991 Go sports! 234 00:10:59,527 --> 00:11:01,945 Hello-lo-lo. 235 00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:03,079 What are you doing here? 236 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,865 I thought you were out with Sheldon and Amy. 237 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:05,999 I was, but it's their anniversary 238 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,884 and I didn't want to be a third wheel, 239 00:11:07,886 --> 00:11:09,169 so I figured I'd come over here 240 00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:11,487 and hang out with you and Penny on your date. 241 00:11:11,489 --> 00:11:13,874 Well, it's not really a great time. 242 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:15,759 Penny and I have some things we need to talk about. 243 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:17,544 No, we don't! Come on in! 244 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,329 Sweet! 245 00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:23,717 I can't believe I shaved my stomach for this. 246 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,441 Hey, Froot Loops. 247 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,563 You got a phone call. 248 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,714 Who is it? 249 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:39,699 A woman who says she's your mother 250 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:42,118 but sounds like your father. 251 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,857 Hey, Ma. 252 00:11:47,859 --> 00:11:49,960 You know, we could see each other 253 00:11:49,962 --> 00:11:51,878 if you turn on the computer. 254 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,214 I'm not going near that fakakta thing. 255 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:57,133 I'll catch a computer virus! 256 00:11:57,969 --> 00:12:01,221 You can't catch a computer virus. 257 00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:06,059 Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor? 258 00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:09,346 What do you want, Ma? 259 00:12:09,348 --> 00:12:13,149 Your wife says you have something important to tell me. 260 00:12:13,935 --> 00:12:16,987 Okay, here it is. 261 00:12:16,989 --> 00:12:21,441 Bernadette and I are starting a life together and... 262 00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:24,394 Oh, God! You are gonna leave me! 263 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,561 Ma... 264 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,896 It's okay. 265 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:29,366 Your father left me, you left me-- 266 00:12:29,368 --> 00:12:32,919 I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave. 267 00:12:34,538 --> 00:12:37,340 It's not... definite. 268 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:39,509 I'll talk to Bernadette. 269 00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:40,677 Don't bother. 270 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,963 I'll just go sit in a hole in the ground 271 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:45,748 so I'm no trouble when I die. 272 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,351 Stop it, Ma. 273 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:52,088 I'm sure I can get Bernie to come around. 274 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,757 I knew it! 275 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,392 I knew she was behind this! 276 00:12:55,394 --> 00:12:58,028 You listen to me, if you want to be a man, 277 00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:01,815 you can't let a woman tell you what to do! 278 00:13:01,817 --> 00:13:02,983 Okay, 279 00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:04,868 okay. 280 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:08,271 I can't believe these people won the Cold War. 281 00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:13,576 Now, can we please change the subject? 282 00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:14,711 Fine. 283 00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:16,846 Explain why you've been gone so long 284 00:13:16,848 --> 00:13:18,915 and I haven't gotten a single letter. 285 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:22,385 Not even a lousy postcard! 286 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:30,126 You know, I'm growing to like American football. 287 00:13:30,128 --> 00:13:32,162 Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? Well... 288 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:35,015 it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, 289 00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:37,133 but hey... 290 00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:39,369 what is? 291 00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:41,971 All right, who's ready for another beer? 292 00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,540 I'm good. No, thank you. 293 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,075 Girls. 294 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,678 I am having the nicest time. 295 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,814 You guys are like family to me. 296 00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:52,015 You know that, right? 297 00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:54,000 That's great. Get out. 298 00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:55,535 What? Why? 299 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:57,787 Penny and I have some issues we need to talk about. 300 00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:58,755 Oh... 301 00:13:58,757 --> 00:14:01,007 pish on your issues! 302 00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,943 You guys are fine. 303 00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,995 Yes, you hit some bumps along the way. 304 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:07,263 I mean, Penny, 305 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:10,200 you've always known how this man has felt about you, 306 00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,719 but you made him grovel for affection. 307 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,853 Okay, hold on... 308 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,055 Now, don't blame yourself. 309 00:14:15,057 --> 00:14:17,357 He was a groveler from way back. 310 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:22,746 But the point is, the two of you got past it. 311 00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,547 And, Leonard, you go and propose 312 00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:26,733 to this poor girl in the middle of sex? 313 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,569 That was some weak tea, dude. 314 00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:32,288 Some people might say it was romantic. 315 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,023 Yeah, no. 316 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:38,361 But yet, here you two are, still together. 317 00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:41,531 And that's even after you and I had our crazy naked night. 318 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:42,782 Okay... That's enough. 319 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:44,317 I'm just saying 320 00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:46,035 that after everything you've been through, 321 00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:48,171 you get to look into each other's eyes 322 00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:50,840 and say "I love you." 323 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,859 And that's beautiful. 324 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,898 Actually, to this day, she's never really said it. 325 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:02,368 Oh, Penny! That's ridiculous! 326 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,370 You know you love him! 327 00:15:04,372 --> 00:15:05,905 You look him in the eyes and you say it. 328 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:06,906 Raj... Oh, come on, 329 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,992 you know you want to say it. Say it. 330 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,928 Say you love him. 331 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:16,232 Say it! 332 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,472 I really thought she would say it. 333 00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:34,400 Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis? 334 00:15:35,252 --> 00:15:38,521 Every time you drink alcohol. 335 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,591 You know what's wonderful about the praying mantis? 336 00:15:42,393 --> 00:15:45,278 They devour their mate. 337 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,080 Your point being? 338 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,673 Dessert is served. 339 00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:00,210 I just had cobbler. 340 00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,712 You know what? 341 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,497 I'm done with this. 342 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,450 W-Where are you going? 343 00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:09,052 I'm leaving. 344 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,637 You can't leave. 345 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,071 I need you. 346 00:16:13,924 --> 00:16:16,109 You do? 347 00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:17,827 Yes. 348 00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:20,063 You're my ride. 349 00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:24,767 Sheldon, you either say something meaningful 350 00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:28,288 and from the heart, or you and I are done. 351 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,357 All right. 352 00:16:32,476 --> 00:16:35,328 Please. 353 00:16:38,199 --> 00:16:40,783 Amy... 354 00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:43,286 when I look in your eyes 355 00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:45,488 and you're looking back in mine, 356 00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:49,375 everything feels not quite normal, 357 00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:51,911 because I feel 358 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:55,765 stronger and weaker at the same time. 359 00:16:55,767 --> 00:17:01,671 I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. 360 00:17:01,673 --> 00:17:04,006 The truth is, 361 00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:06,943 I don't know what I feel, except... 362 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:11,114 I know what kind of man I want to be. 363 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,450 Sheldon... 364 00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,286 that was beautiful. 365 00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:17,453 I should hope so. 366 00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:19,839 That's from the first Spider-Man movie. 367 00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:27,430 I'll take it. 368 00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:29,666 Good. 369 00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:32,051 Now, I assume we're splitting the check? 370 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,540 Hey, Stuart. 371 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:40,677 Oh, hey. I was actually just about to close up. 372 00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:42,011 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll leave. 373 00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:43,596 No, no. It's okay. Hang out. 374 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:44,681 You sure? 375 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:47,150 Yeah, you're my first customer today. 376 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:49,302 All right. Great. 377 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,720 I'm, uh, having a nightcap. 378 00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:52,221 You want to join me? 379 00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:53,389 What are you drinking? 380 00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:56,392 Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug. 381 00:17:56,394 --> 00:17:59,245 I call it a sad-tini. 382 00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:01,831 Perfect for the night I'm having. Thank you. 383 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,084 Hmm. Nice not to drink alone. 384 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,736 Amen to that. 385 00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:08,421 Sometimes I pour 386 00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:11,257 a little chardonnay into my dog's water bowl. 387 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:13,426 You're kidding. 388 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,512 She's kind of a mean drunk, but what are you gonna do? 389 00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:17,797 Cheers. 390 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,248 Cheers. 391 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,017 A little music? Sure. 392 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:27,273 Mmm. Bossa nova. 393 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:30,860 You listen to that with your hips as well as your ears. 394 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,261 Mmm. 395 00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,782 Oh. 396 00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:37,867 Something about... 397 00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:40,286 Latin music just makes me feel like 398 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:43,373 I'm on a white sand beach in Rio. 399 00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:46,242 Yeah. 400 00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:50,330 The sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies, 401 00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:53,966 tanned and glistening with sweat. 402 00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,800 I should go. Yeah. 403 00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:13,936 Uh, thank you for the drink. 404 00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:16,439 No problem. 405 00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:19,275 Hey, Stuart. Yeah? 406 00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:22,495 Do you want to... hang out tomorrow night, 407 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,164 maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie? 408 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:28,984 Yeah, I-I'd like to, but I'm a little tight on funds. 409 00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:30,503 No problem. My treat. 410 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,088 I'll swing by after work. 411 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:33,373 Okay. 412 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,007 Okay. 413 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,714 I could do worse. 414 00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:48,192 Aw, that's such good news, Howie. 415 00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:49,592 Thank you for telling her. 416 00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:52,712 Hey, I'm a grown man; I'm gonna live with my wife. 417 00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:57,133 My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own. 418 00:19:57,135 --> 00:19:58,918 Was she upset? 419 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,288 Who can tell? She yells everything. 420 00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:06,092 She might have been upset. 421 00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:08,728 She might have been hungry. 422 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,181 Thanks for fixing it. 423 00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:12,682 I love you. 424 00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:13,933 I love you, too. 425 00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:15,935 Sweet dreams. I'll talk to you tomorrow? 426 00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:18,805 Good night, Rocket Man. 427 00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:21,474 To infinity and beyond, baby. 428 00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:25,478 Loops. 429 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,981 You realize you just lied your ass off 430 00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:30,083 to your wife and your mother. 431 00:20:30,085 --> 00:20:31,451 I know. 432 00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:33,570 What are you gonna do when you get back to Earth? 433 00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:34,921 Oh, I'm never going back. 434 00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:38,923 Sync & corrections by elderman ReSync by www.SubtitleReSync.com